Daz Watches Our Plastic Children

[@cheye3191]

“at least they’re diverse” *well isn’t that lovely*

[@couragekarnga8735]

Look, some dolls are beautiful. These are just fucking creepy!

[@nothx2502]

All alone, Heart made of glass, my mind of stone Tear me to pieces, skin to bone Hello, welcome home Walkin' out of town Lookin' for a better place (lookin' for a better place) Something's on my mind Always in my headspace But I know some day I'll make it out of here Even if it takes all night or a hundred years Need a place to hide, but I can't find one near Wanna feel alive, outside I can fight my fear Isn't it lovely, all alone? Heart made of glass, my mind of stone Tear me to pieces, skin and bone Hello, welcome home Woah, yeah Yeah, ah Woah, woah Hello, welcome home

[@cba6719]

@@nothx2502 omg I was singing it in my mind too, and i wondered who would comment billie eilish's song "lovely"

[@danielpratt1486]

Someone find me another planet to like on XD

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Isn’t that wonderful

[@lizzy_love1127]

“She’s a real daddy’s girl” I’m so damn creeped out by that sentence

[@ace_love_3891]

lizzy_love 112 ew it sounds wrong af

[@teekotrain6845]

Why do i feel like this couple will progress to sex dolls?

[@ace_love_3891]

teeko train mhm

[@Krimson-do1st]

@@teekotrain6845 let's hope CPS takes the baby dolls away before that. 😨😵😱

[@Kidneystones27]

Ya think

[@millicent275]

“No they’re not because they don’t have a PUUUULSE” cracked me up

[@dantenavarro-adler9267]

“And we just started calling them our plastic children” Daz: *looks up to god* “Nope that is weird”

[@babyyash4836]

“Daddy can I have a doll” “NO” 😂😭

[@Springtrapsekitten]

HAHAHAHAA DUDE HE LOVED UR COMMENT

[@DG-en7qn]

Babyy Ash hahahahaahahahahaaha

[@Violent_Frown84]

It’s sounded like a sound

[@itsbeannotfound107]

If my kid asks me for a doll I will say NO watch daz game’s video

[@datartisttho1987]

You forgot the part where he sprays 🤣🤣

[@jasmineford3755]

“she’s a daddy’s girl”. that sentence creeped me out more than any of the dolls💀

[@leahl6625]

Shez Duddy's gurhl 🙂😐😶😦🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@fedora_theexplorer6955]

🤢🤮

[@leesouthby7590]

I saw this comment when he said it🤣🤣

[@maryhoey2263]

Me too It was soo Creepy

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah, and the voice he said it in. Hell no!

[@keeganm5936]

Daz: "Please don't be related" Women: Our parents... Were friends

[@ghost_xx4596]

666 likes. Should i ruin it and like?

[@keeganm5936]

@@ghost_xx4596 too late!!!

[@ghost_xx4596]

@@keeganm5936 ah damn lol

[@ghost_xx4596]

@@keeganm5936 at least its 669 now lol

[@grimtics.3378]

Imagine being the spirit that cursed that doll- “get me the FUCK away from this woman.”

[@nathanr5737]

“Shame it’s gonna burn down when the demons escape those dolls, it’s a lovely house tho” 😂😂

[@zaraahmed7709]

This deserves more attention❤️🥺

[@jorja9758]

LoveIsa he/she means her comment deserves more attention aka likes, :)

[@alexsan.27]

777th like 👍

[@-aesthetic-3488]

what makes this comment better is that Daz liked it-

[@katerina5152]

No sooner did I like this then he said it lmaooo

[@ratsalad8295]

"Our plastic children" sounds like a really nice grunge band.

[@mewmew6158]

👀

[@chantelhignett6406]

Keep it basic Allie Or kris Jenners kids

[@couragekarnga8735]

Sounds more like a weird version of the show All My Children.

[@tylercurtis342]

My Chemical Romance?? I only know of My Plastic Children.

[@brickcreator8169]

That sounds like my type of band

[@krampus9376]

Daz’s daughter: *sitting somewhere in the house quietly* Daz, upstairs: LINDA!!!!!!!!

[@pitchquack303c2]

XD XD XD just at random XD XD XD

[@sararudd8758]

Who is that

[@madison1714]

@@sararudd8758 his imaginary assistant

[@freyajames7545]

@@sararudd8758 His made up assistant

[@OT7.-.Indigo]

I find it funny that Linda is my Nana’s name 😂

[@zoeatkins8884]

5:45 this reference is everything

[@_.mayarama._]

ikr!!

[@alannahchubb3113]

"M-Morning Ron....kids get back inside, get back inside" - Daz, 2019

[@mina-yo9wq]

😂

[@sarahamiri6662]

When he said that I was on the ground DYINGG 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsfm8842]

Me dying of laughter at 1 AM and everyone’s asleep😂💀

[@Holymfjesuschrist]

Were is that line i need to know

[@youlikediscordmods3554]

@@Holymfjesuschrist 6:57

[@Amin-hv8tt]

The first doll they bought was cursed. It's already possessed them and is slowly having them build her army, getting ready to lay siege to us all...

[@princezzguts557]

*GAMERS! ASSEMBLE!*

[@rosemarycarson6997]

😂 right

[@idkrandom457]

Dats deep fam 😂

[@mobiledragon3449]

Ready the flamethrower, my dudes

[@halfofkennedyshead2162]

I'll em kick like a bowling ball

[@akurrykat5024]

Parents: "Go play with the neighbors kids." The neighbors kids:

[@tezrex7665]

I love weird creepy dolls so this would be quite fun actually.

[@urmomsgf7786]

@@tezrex7665 uhhhh

[@lilyhargreeves4374]

I would take one and scsre my brother with it

[@olivia-2979]

@@tezrex7665 me too

[@baconator-the-destroyer]

@@lilyhargreeves4374 I thought you meant screw for a second

[@riley5754]

Daz: "As long as you keep those dolls a mile away from me" Them being his neighbours: 👁👄👁

[@C0TTAGEC0RE]

Crazy woman: "The girls are making their first batch of blueberry muffins" Daz: "WELL THEY'RE NOT ARE THEY 'CAUSE THEY DONT HAVE A PUUUUuuuuuLSE!!"

[@autumnkookie_5120]

IM WHEEZING AHAHAHAH XXX

[@danteasinius7324]

8:31

[@chancejaxson551]

it's a shame she doesnt use that focus and attention on real kids who don't have parents.

[@autumnkookie_5120]

Ida-Maria Hvid Larsen hello ahaha I love seeing army’s on videos that I watch. How are you? 💜💜

[@daisyevans6191]

I read this before I got to the part and heard it exactly the same in my head😂

[@gh0st_xr]

"my love of dolls was kicked off by Madeline" Daz: "HE SAID 9-11 RIGHT?"

[@audreyberling9763]

I heard 9-11

[@thevoid3976]

@@audreyberling9763 same

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

He said 9-11

[@exeisntworking3423]

Audrey Berling yea

[@nalalee]

I heard 9-11

[@Alexis-lx6yc]

"The girls are making their very first batch of blueberry muffins" *"No theyre not because the don't have a PULSE!"*

[@grayceeritsema1810]

I read that as I heard him say that lol

[@doboskrisztina2401]

same🤣🤣🤣🤣@@grayceeritsema1810

[@juanegreeff4492]

6:53 even the cat is like "WTF am I seeing?!"

[@Moonlightcat408]

😂😂poor cat

[@nicholaswilliams3569]

Have you heard about the sequel of chucky it’s called the rise of his 200 cousins

[@moonnoom-og]

Apperantly now these two fucking kidnapped him and his family😂

[@Rose-yh8yv]

That would actually be dope

[@dinonuggie5371]

🤣

[@Selena-xx6dn]

Lmfaooooo 💀🤚

[@tinydepresseddevil]

i cant stop laughing after seeing this

[@hippobippo9771]

Daz: that’s not a doll that’s a rat thing -2019

[@vee3418]

"OH JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST" is a Mood™

[@icanexplain5974]

Literaly same

[@frencheyfries9454]

I was legit dying 🤣😄👌

[@izzyfloro7941]

It's amazing

[@5_lovely.lovely.lovey_510]

12:15-the man was to stunned to speak

[@michalaharrell9726]

“Our plastic children” sounds like a good horror movie 😂😂😂😂

[@captainmelon1447]

Michala Harrell Omg fuck yeah!!

[@itsjustbre.5677]

Michala Harrell agreed

[@nothankyouthanksforasking]

Especially since these people probably have buried many, many bodies in their garden. One day we get a horror film based on their lives, inspired by real events.

[@carry-2757]

Hell yeah

[@trinityjohnsonx2191]

𝕱𝖆𝖒 𝖑𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖏𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑

[@Pavlinka279]

The title: "Our Plastic Children" My first thought: The Kardashians

[@lavenderotaku2481]

I love your PFP btw. Kirby-Gru needs to be a meme.

[@crushon1d327]

Haha i also love ur profile pic

[@sini-9748]

Literally the best comment

[@danielklinger555]

Dang we have the same brain

[@finnley905]

Lol same! 😂😂😂

[@grindzem]

“Couple lives with plastic children” *cuts to kris Jenner and her children*

[@sashagerrard3236]

Kim Kardashian has more plastic on her than the damn ocean😬😂

[@Lucius60606]

Haha 😂

[@jamiegooch7272]

Dank Wazowski hahahahahha

[@tinkaraholesek9376]

Burnnnn!🔥

[@fire.lilium6152]

Kim: i wanna swim Vsco: nu nuuuuu there's already to much plastic in there

[@amelieclaire706]

5:00 He said “My love of dolls probably actually kicked off by Madeleine.” He didn’t say anything about 9/11 or his age or anything like that 😭😭😭😭💀

[@erinwhelen1735]

Just imagine his daughter on FaceTime with friends and they just hear Daz screaming “LINDA”

[@wilmargarcia9212]

B NOO

[@masterkywqlker]

It would be a dream coming true

[@XPikabikaX]

"I even have the head of scorpion" A few seconds later....... "I even have a broken head of scorpion"

[@emilyhawkins7972]

"Morning Ron... kids get back inside... Kids get back inside..." Im litterally dying laughing right now!

[@luvelytayz]

3:18 - the fact that i had that monster high doll when i was younger

[@livyaeh]

"when do we get too old to possess certain things" me, a teenager, hugging my 12 year old teddy:

[@adararelgnel2695]

Teddies are normal though, dont worry, every 30 year old has a teddy somewhere

[@amberb.6395]

誰か someone I’m 17 and I love getting new stuffed animals. I have like three on my bed right now lol. And my boyfriend is 18 and he has stuffed animals too. I don’t find owning stuffed animals at those ages weird

[@kem1691]

I'm 32, married, and always have to snuggle a plushie to sleep 😅

[@bella8672]

I'm 19 and I sleep with a stuffed frog

[@pillowprincess3673]

I'm 23 and I also sleep with a big stuffed dog. It's comforting and healthy!

[@neekasamara959]

"Today, the girls are making their very first batch of blueberry muffins." "No they're not because they don't have A PUuuUllLSssE!" I choked on my ice cream.

[@Witchy_bunn239]

I SCREAMED OMG

[@neekasamara959]

@@Witchy_bunn239 Gotta love Daz 😂😭

[@marmar3655]

"Our parents-" Me: Oh no... "Where close friends" Me: Oh thank god.

[@ArwenRoberts]

SWEET HOME aLAbAma

[@cassielmoon8070]

Mar Mar 😂😂😂😭

[@PonSealRove]

Ikr I was so scared that they were related

[@baronvonbatz05]

3:31 Daz it is a Monster High doll

[@mariejackson963]

"I made Jason fight Pennywise..." I would actually like to see that

[@sofiamignone483]

I’d pay to see that lmao

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Same lmao.

[@saltysloth8787]

Same 😂

[@blackatlantis]

Jason fought with Freddy Krueger so that's alright I guess

[@trans_boi4935]

I'd also love to see that

[@mumentheotherfriend4763]

"Hey honey?" "...Yeah?" "...Maybe we should have REAL children." "....." "....." * Hysterical laughing *

[@basiiccactxs5438]

Cool

[@emijajajaj]

3:20 “That’s not a doll, that’s a rat thing.” “What kind of little girl buys that?” Any little girl who likes Monster High (I have all the dolls except the reboots). 💀

[@The_Mortician.]

Me too-

[@ljmaxwell175]

I own Reborns..

[@scottoliver8153]

I started collecting them recently, and i just rewatched this. Loved this comment

[@Literally_Liza]

😂 I literally was like if no one in the comments knows what that is I will give up 😂 there are way too many children now what have no idea what monster high is

[@brihdtv3987]

I used to love watching that even though I was “too old” I liked seeing their outfits and hairstyles 😂

[@jappers4366]

2:25 “DaDdY, cAn I hAvE a DoLl?¿” (Air) *NO!!*

[@ZacTFF]

*“HAVE YOU SEEN ANNABELLE?!”*

[@LukeOtoole-ln3su]

😂😂😂😂 AHH SHIT THE DEMON HAS BEEN RELEASED 😂😂

[@justinaskin296]

“Our Plastic Children” -Kris Jenner & Robert Kardashian

[@emily-ul5nc]

Snail Peep this is gold 😂😂

[@meghanreed8903]

Snail Peep hahaha x

[@finnley905]

It's definitely true

[@k8ball666]

😂😂😂😂 omg I love that

[@Shortcake8399]

Snail Peep omg Perfect😂

[@rhamiab629]

"They could put Beyonce over this and it would still be terrifying" -Daz Black 😂😂😂😂😂

[@losthuntsmen7663]

Daz: "that's a rat doll thing" Me: "....that's monster high...."

[@hoyyeah003]

Lol same that was my reaction

[@starrshine27]

Same

[@ghostlycrab9879]

Same

[@iloveharrypotterhogwartsis2729]

Same I exploded when he said that

[@officialaurther7738]

Same

[@ccmb8710]

Daz never ever fails to make me laugh at least once every episode. It’s actually nice to find someone who can genuinely make you laugh every time you see them.

[@gamingwithananimeweeb2436]

“I made Jason fight pennywise” 😭🤚

[@amandywandy]

Omg I read this the second he said that 🖐😭

[@joemumwewe3897]

That would be a good fight tho

[@goat2heck917]

I want to know who won

[@Lopy2]

It’s been almost 2 years since this video has updoaded I wanna know who won that fight JASON OR PENNYWISR

[@Shmurrr]

Same

[@valzzchan3532]

“I love their house, its a shame its going to burn to the ground when the demons escape those dolls”

[@anudipeiris5201]

But it's a LOVELY HOUSE

[@ClemenceStormcrest]

Copied comment 😔

[@luke4849]

Fiona Blankestijn true😕

[@hollychennell8443]

LOLLLLL

[@valzzchan3532]

Cleo Hill notice how I put quotation marks before and after? Yeah it shows that I was phrasing what Daz said because it was funny

[@Blonde_Girl]

New neighbors: who's Linda there's only one car? Old neighbors: He lives by himself I think it's a ghost. Daz: LINDAAAA!!

[@marianeleonardi4418]

Omg XD

[@danielab5720]

Lilliann Wadkins i dont think he lives by himself i think he lives with his daughter and girlfriend. Im not sure though

[@ssshark_bait]

😂😂

[@Ruthless2649]

He has a daughter and girlfriend

[@cicimelody9422]

YAYYYY TOU LIKE BILLIE EILISH!!!!!! Me too!

[@pupp13zz]

1:35 Daz: "Taken aback is one word-" Me: No- Taken aback is two actually-

[@angelina_toombs_2647]

"It's got like-it's got a magnet thing...how...did I get a girlfriend." Lol

[@frencheyfries9454]

that vine “AND WERE MOVING!!” 👌

[@latoyabauman631]

Kardashian’s parents: “Our plastic children...”

[@itsjustbre.5677]

Spot23 Rolly oooof

[@hoyyeah003]

Lmao

[@captraerae]

Facts

[@zadenbaier82]

Haha lol

[@burntphoenix2863]

What I was thinking

[@hoodedfreak3265]

10:09 wAtErMeLoN

[@iamdepressed4550]

"what kind of 13 year old girl will buy that rat thing??" me: well....every monster high fan girls...

[@jheneismybae1]

Um yes me when I was little lmao

[@eleven-hopper]

I used to have like 20 of them when I was little

[@jheneismybae1]

stevie I had so many 😂

[@cutemcneill3017]

Honestly I collected for years daz must know how great their stories are

[@iamdepressed4550]

EXuCe Me- i just commented this few minutes ago and BRUH- WHeRE ArE YoU GuYs ComINg FRoM-

[@movedaccounts9639]

Nobody: The Kardashian’s parents: We live with 4 plastic children!

[@JRJessica11]

Hahhahahha

[@yinyangedits5846]

This is on 69 likes, what do I do?

[@movedaccounts9639]

@@yinyangedits5846 I- *I don’t know-*

[@yinyangedits5846]

@@movedaccounts9639 crisis mode

[@movedaccounts9639]

@@yinyangedits5846 *very crisis*

[@livvy2890]

“They have a nice house though” “It’s a shame it’s gonna burn down to the ground when the demons escape but..”

[@ashgreay]

12:38 ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT THE EYES JUST CHANGED COLOR AND DIRECTION THEY WERE LOOKING ???

[@onlytheflowerknow]

They are made like that

[@flyingpotatogamer0336]

"This is a restraining order" DAZ 2019

[@SuperRascally]

"Hey wanna come over for dinner?" "Yeah sure" *walks in* "Nevermind" Edit: OMG Thankyou sooo much for the likes!

[@thisismyopinion]

hahahahhaa yep

[@lilyalston9991]

Love that too!!!

[@TheWhizl3r69]

leelee darling fuck😂😂😂

[@brokenlimit6870]

leelee darling daz pin this now XD

[@aussieaction5307]

leelee darling you have 666 likes, suitable for this video

[@glitter.and.cosplay]

I ACTUALLY HAD A GRANDMA WHO LOVED HER DOLLS LIKE THIS. THEY WERE IN HER ROOM, THE BATHROOMS, A WHOLE ROOM THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN GO IN IT WAS SO CRAMMED WITH THEM. SHE HAD OVER 400

[@ceejofdreams]

My great aunt has a doll on her bed, that she purposely positions just so it is looking at whoever walks into her room. She denies that she does it on purpose, though. Sometimes it even scares her.

[@spookymak15]

@@ceejofdreams my grandma used to put her dolls in my bag as “presents” and a couple of weeks ago my grandma had to go to a nursing home and I got all her dolls. I did not know this so when I got home from school and sat on my bed I jumped because 70 dolls were staring straight at me. I will be forever traumatized

[@ceejofdreams]

@@spookymak15 When I was a kid, I would turn the heads of my dolls around so I didn't feel like they were staring at me in my sleep.

[@Emsqvrl]

R.I.P to u

[@irinaostrovenko923]

Grandma needs a therapist 😂🤣

[@lostartist411]

"like, love, caress my channel." Me: **starts caressing phone**

[@hlyy062]

Lost Artist I love ur profile pic bro looks e p i c

[@jennifersosa23]

How do we caress his channel? We'll just be caressing our phones

[@maxc1015]

I appreciate that your profile pic is Aizawa

[@tjwood51x63]

Jennifer Sosa *whispers* “just go with it...”

[@blxezz9226]

*”My plastic children”* *Told from Chris Jenner*

[@sugarguns7279]

Wow xd

[@X-Eleven11-X]

Why hasn’t this got more likes omg

[@SneakySalaXander]

And I, OOP-

[@caoimhehanrahan3760]

@@SneakySalaXander I will shove plastic up a turtles ass if you say that near me

[@brookebeck2459]

🤣😂

[@kagomemitzuki7261]

Me, a neighbor: *sees neighbors passing by with their "child"* Them: *smiles and waves* Me: *politely waves back* Also me: Hon, you got your passport, right?

[@javiersolisa.8387]

Run as fast as you can

[@elliotp5596]

Reina C your profile pic matches that XD

[@l1nd53y]

You: when's the next flight to the moon?

[@kagomemitzuki7261]

@@l1nd53y Flight Attendant: Sir, I don't think you- Me: I said, WhEn iS ThE NeXt FlIghT tO ThE MoOn MiSs???

[@l1nd53y]

@@kagomemitzuki7261 flight attendant: ok right away *calls elon musk* your flight will be soon.

[@lonelylion_]

one time my mom scared me by pretending my doll could walk, never bought a doll after that. this house to me is like a scary nightmare.

[@marythemothlol]

Daz sees the mouse doll* 'What little girl buys a doll like that?!?!?' Me:*remembers my old collection of monster high dolls in my attic (I actually own the mouse doll)*

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

Oo oof

[@KryssieQ]

I love Monster High

[@alexispark3504]

Me: *Remembers my massive collection of Monster High Dolls that I gave to my niece* Me: I want em back😭

[@death_of_a_spatula7760]

Daz: When I was Me: A YOUNG BOY Daz: Also sings Me: Dies

[@dontask9808]

I like kinda started crying/hyperventilating when that happened

[@kdp05]

yEs

[@ninja_wayne8826]

Also me

[@spam1729]

@@dontask9808 you have issues

[@dontask9808]

@@spam1729 ur not wrong

[@justboomash1173]

Daz: “When I was a young boy, my father-“ Me as I jump up and scream: “TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND”

[@jovanajosifoska9922]

AND NOW THEY'RE BACKKKKKKK

[@novacaine8328]

WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 🔥

[@cheshirekitsune]

YESSSSS SAMEEEEEEEEEEE

[@karifortune5184]

Not gonna lie I was looking for comment and got really excited when I saw it

[@joshmckenzie1458]

COME TO THE DARK SIDE DAZ YOU'D LOOK FABULOUS IN EYE LINER AND MCR MERCH

[@pandreamonium2739]

3:26 ! monster high! thats the nice mouse lady from boo york boo york, my third favourite monster high film ^^

[@kittyg1035]

Daz- "How did I get a girlfriend" Linda- *silence* Anyone else wanna see Linda?

[@youmakemehappy7]

Linda isn't real lol

[@nathanharding4716]

Sara Ferguson sure, and poppy borga is pewdiepie

[@rosemarygachalol1121]

kitty g yas

[@premiumcarrion]

Sara Ferguson no shit dude lmao

[@amieleelumbis5409]

Linda isn't real

[@deanlaird8039]

Daz: * starts singing Black Parade * Me: *ah,* *I* *see* *you're* *a* *man* *of* *culture*

[@rafaelaaigner3403]

EXACTLY! why is no one talking about that?!

[@electrowolf9743]

Hello dabi

[@buffboy69]

So a... why... is your name not important?

[@deanlaird8039]

@@buffboy69 I couldnt think of another username tbh

[@blakewoodall2609]

I have seen one of your comments on a video before... but which video

[@justmakinsometae7991]

“It’s a human.....rat..doll” *I love Daz*

[@user-hw1cu7zc8g]

Daz: When I was a young boy My father Me: took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?" "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer To join the black parade" When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" Sometimes I get the feelin' She's watchin' over me And other times I feel like I should go And through it all, the rise and fall The bodies in the streets And when you're gone, we want you all to know We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And in my heart, I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it A world that sends you reelin' From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all So paint it black and take it back Let's shout it loud and clear Defiant to the end, we hear the call To carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches On and on, we carry through the fears Oh, oh, oh Disappointed faces of your peers Oh, oh, oh Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part I won't explain or say I'm sorry I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars Give a cheer for all the broken Listen here, because it's who we are I'm just a man, I'm not a hero Just a boy, who had to sing this song I'm just a man, I'm not a hero I don't care We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on You'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches, oh Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!) Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

[@Creativelyedgy13]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@esmeoneill6110]

I love this song

[@yeinaleesy]

✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@seedysleaze]

Wasn't expecting that

[@TeaPaladine]

Yo? 😂 I love "Welcome to The Black Parade"!

[@armandoreyes4137]

“we call them our plastic children” the kardashians be like

[@sanrio13]

HAHAAHAA

[@OatsandPorridge]

HA

[@marktloy4740]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@Viv_buckstud]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@OatsandPorridge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lilyfairgrieve6410]

"daddy can I have a doll?" Me: give her the one with eyes that glow in the dark so she never wants one again. Daz:NO *sprays her*

[@kendramarcum7043]

😂😂😂😂

[@dariuscollins4921]

Daz: LINDA Linda at the nail salon: my Spidey senses are tingling Daz: LINDA I said come here Linda again: (run super sonic speed to daz's room) starts spraying air in every square inch Daz: thank you

[@marianeleonardi4418]

If this ain't Linda i-

[@rachelprice2842]

You have to much spare time to be thinking this shit up😂😂

[@artyaza]

KinAh Flowertops :0 a fellow weeb!

[@holycow6234]

@KinAh Flowertops My Hero Acedamia, I'm familiar, I've never watched it, but I know a few of the characters

[@marianeleonardi4418]

@@holycow6234 same

[@juniorcornsyt1266]

"I'm not judging, I'm reviewing!" I need that on a shirt 😂😂😂

[@oliviabeal9481]

Daz: 'LiNdA aM i HaViNg A sTrOkE?' I'm dead lmao

[@libbyvaleriani5632]

Yesss 😂

[@notquanch]

“ im gonna bounce! just cause i’m heavier and older...” - Daz 2019

[@StxrPlxtinum]

Daz: “LINDA!!!” Demon from one of the dolls: “Yea?”

[@melindapurlee6610]

Choi that is when you burn the whole effing house down

[@cassadeewilliams339]

I love the lighting here - of all your rooms this is the coziest set !

[@frogcheese9523]

Me:*reads title* this is going to be weird.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Everything he watches is weird!

[@frogcheese9523]

True true

[@niamhmclarnon5870]

@@couragekarnga8735 I was just about to comment that

[@James-sl7wd]

@@couragekarnga8735 the day a daz watches is normal. I'll start flying

[@ruthm4522]

CyberMonkey 248 when is it not weird-

[@whoslater]

“what’s that.. mouse brat thing??” me, staring at the monster high doll 👁👄👁

[@raetheanarchist]

I used to have her, I loved her so much but I don't know what happened to her. 😭😭

[@masegomoerane4975]

@@raetheanarchist That couple stole her from you

[@aliceramdom.s]

no

[@raetheanarchist]

@@masegomoerane4975 LMAO PROBABLY XD

[@himikotoga164]

@@aliceramdom.s no what-

[@elliemaycurran8915]

Ad randomly shows up: “Are you lonely and depressed?” Me:Don’t remind me... Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!

[@galaxythedoggofish7750]

Why is that me?..

[@kazzyb4449]

Yes

[@ellerice5515]

Lol

[@illusionz3362]

YeS

[@tannerw.320]

Yes

[@nova_brush]

There is someone in my local area who drives a 4-Wheel Drive with decapitated doll heads all over the roof of the car, a couple at the front and one large on at the back... they're all gross and worn down from weather damage and such. Creepy as! But this couple take that to the next level, damn, what a house of horror.

[@brokenprincessofhell4743]

"i made jason fight pennywhise once" I want to know who won

[@milo_6780]

Same

[@savitasweet5064]

LINDA! WHO WON THE FIGHT?!

[@isabellawilliams298]

I saw this comment when he said that

[@jessyt6282]

@@isabellawilliams298 Same 😂

[@SineadH2010]

Same

[@rhaynenichols601]

Daz: "I love their house tho.....shame its gonna burn down to the ground when the demons escape those dolls" Me:I'll bring the marshmallows, linda brings the rest!! Its time for some s'mores

[@gracedorsey5849]

Lexi Knox I’m hoping that was an intentional Heathers reference?

[@finnley905]

I'll bring cocoa

[@mnight8039]

Can I have one?

[@leveritt1016]

And I’ll bring the tea

[@kei_tsuki]

Me: Goes on a walk **Looks in window of this house** Me: **Sees the dad spanking a doll** Me: Yep that’s it, I’m moving.

[@queentingles1777]

😂😂😂

[@lonespur]

Brooo you missed the opportunity to say, "And were MOVING...!!" (I hope people get that reference, 😂)

[@kei_tsuki]

@@lonespur lmao I should have said that

[@SodaPressingTV]

Personally i think every child deserves to have ONE baby doll in their youth to teach them how to help with babies/younger siblings/Nephews/nieces.

[@phoebe3467]

Daz: “ oH jEsUs TaP dAnCiNg ChRiSt “ I cracked up 😂

[@ellabellabingbong08]

Phoebe Mully ikr 😂😂

[@wardgoovaerts3922]

"Our parents" *sweats* "were friends" Thank god

[@AnnaBB5674]

Ty The Great i dont get it

[@mils9282]

at least they actually *know* that the "children" r plastic and not real

[@christinenazarian4760]

MaxButtz true but it is still creepy as hell

[@skedaddledbraincell]

@@christinenazarian4760 but not as creepy as it could be

[@carlwebber4094]

@@skedaddledbraincell yea at least non of them have moved of their own accord

[@yourmum8135]

MaxButtz thats not helping me

[@rowan6872]

"our parent's.." *Intense sweating* "..were friends." *Sighs of relief*

[@shellkathleen2253]

Same tho

[@oliviamgreenwood]

*Daz: LINDA* *someone in the distance: YES SIR?* Us: 😲

[@miashelley440]

Ace Mach - what??

[@yarithhh]

You know tbh I never knew who linda was ;-;

[@darthbane5346]

I didn't hear it

[@foxesxx7784]

😂

[@kirstenknapp3919]

@@darthbane5346 it’s a joke lol

[@guitarboyofficial7867]

Forget “IT”, Stephen king did it again, “OUR PLASTIC CHILDREN”

[@dumpsterratz1562]

10:46 the doll in the front in the middle looks like Beverly Marsh

[@soph13h]

Did you know Stephen king has to sleep with a light on

[@cheezybreadandhotwingzzz4470]

I collect dolls (( I’m collecting the Rainbow high dolls)) I don’t play with them, I usually take them off their stands to brush their hair and stuff, then I put them back on their stands, I don’t bring my dolls everywhere I get told I’m too old for them because I’m 16, but it’s what I enjoy doing, I love collecting them

[@megasquigster]

"Please don't be related" *our* parents 👁👄👁 Were friends *Oh thank God*

[@therealeva.wassom]

lmaoooooooo

[@mickeyrivera7589]

6:39 "I love their house though! it's a shame its gonna burn down to the ground when the demons escape those dolls, bUt it'S A lOVEly hOuSE!" 😂😂😂I cant😂😂😂

[@jesswalker6375]

Daz: fear of dolls is quite common Me: yep, I’m one of those people who has a phobia of dolls.

[@thefluffycactus2938]

Jess Walker I love teddy bears but I HATE dolls, hey just creep me the fuck out

[@miray.s.1618]

Teddy bears are the best omg

[@lavender9512]

Me too

[@uncannysin]

China dolls are the worst, I cannot stand them

[@jesswalker6375]

Jessica Elizabeth Turner I know right there eyes are so life like it’s terrifying

[@sofiadiasmarques8733]

Thats it, I've given up trying to eat while watching your videos 😂 there's pasta and meatball sauce all over my bloody carpet from my sudden spurts of laughter while watching you lose your shit!!! You're brilliant, chef's kiss to you my friend 🤌

[@submakorine6893]

*lady holding a mouse doll* Daz: “what kind of little girl buys that?” Me: *has MANY monster high dolls* ...>_> um...

[@mercedeskaspar1268]

Submakorine I actually have that exact doll😅

[@Lexisny222]

I used to have that doll to until my little brother ripped the head off....😐😶

[@mercedeskaspar1268]

lexi bear 😨

[@journeygordon4478]

@lexibear OH...ThAts FuN

[@tarlisa6277]

Submakorine same I have 90+ dolls still and I don’t even touch any of them 😩

[@Kae.McFadden]

Me at 12, Parents: “It’s Just a Phase” Me at 42, Parents: “I- I swear it’s just a phase”

[@violetw6460]

THAT PHOTO OF GEE ONG