Daz Watches Man Saves Shark Attached To Him

[@elbadilan462]

Doc: "Apply pressure to the wound." Daz: "The wound is in it's mouth..."

[@NeeraTheLynx]

lady: nothing too invasive. daz: invasive? ima put my whole fist down the sharks mouth. me: *dies*

[@reeseheim190]

Lmao

[@Dblessin01]

Doc: touches shark Shark: om nom mon

[@elliotwagers9521]

No it’s mouf

[@andreacassandra]

@@Dblessin01 🤣 its too good your hilarious!

[@sovietbandit7061]

Daz: if something's biting me it needs to be killed Baby: Daz: Baby: Daz: Baby: Daz:..... Well

[@restingmuhderface]

According to shark experts, hitting a shark's nose, eyes, or gills could cause it to let go and swim away. However, a heavy force should be used in order to send a signal to the shark that one is not easy prey.

[@chanel1222]

Dianne weird flex but ok

[@theaveragenerd3610]

@@restingmuhderface scienctically if you punched anything in the nose/eyes it would let go

[@JR-xy6br]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zeearts9484]

Oh shit

[@sharrahelena465]

Daz: save👏that👏leg👏! *(shark wriggles)* Daz: *(runs away)* OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@scoopydoopy4899]

This person : spells wriggle wrong lol

[@scoopydoopy4899]

Yay u fix it

[@pugassassin5591]

@@scoopydoopy4899 stop

[@sharrahelena465]

@@pugassassin5591 I'm okay if someone points out a spelling error. No one's perfect :-) there are worse things then spell checking people. Thank you though.

[@pugassassin5591]

@@sharrahelena465 Aww. Sorry grammar Nazis bother me.

[@gianmarcogudor9800]

daz underestimates himself, he's not a snack he's a whole damn meal

[@justaneboystan29]

Like Donald Trump

[@parker-boy98]

Is that a fat joke?

[@parker-boy98]

@@justaneboystan29 You'd probably get indigestion from him.

[@carelstrauss8549]

@@parker-boy98 my dude chill she he just boosting his confidence like when someone says u look like a beautiful BaM conference boosted✨

[@maddisonhere6807]

Fucking the buffet

[@jennafox9239]

Why does this kinda remind me of the office? Dwight: “Is this an April fools joke” Jim Angela from across the office: “It’s July”

[@alinaconley71]

*camera falls* Daz: Linda!!! *gestures toward crotch* “Fix this please......” I know he was talking about his camera, but you can’t deny what it seemed like.

[@17lizzymarie]

9:35

[@josephcooper5225]

"stay up!"

[@jamiedelaney1227]

Why did he scream

[@raccoon2760]

Omg lol

[@ayanoashi5249]

Guy in hospital with shark:”just save the shark!” Daz black as Siri:”just shoot the shark in the head”

[@DisneyPrincess92]

“And also in the Greek tongue fuckiofous”😂😂😂😂 I don’t know why but I am laughing so hard at this. Daz is truly a very funny guy.

[@jasonexplores452]

Can’t wait for Linda to walk in and be a buff man with tattoos

[@Zaydntucker]

😂😂

[@DHWYE]

Linda is a made up person he has a wife called cassie not linda it’s just something he made up years ago and yeah it is funny 😂😂

[@danissdiary]

@@DHWYE he doesn’t have a wife they broke up a while ago

[@toxicpenguin7983]

Ikr😂

[@Spidy2307]

Linda was his high school crush that he now holds in his basement...

[@giyuutomioka2203]

Shark: attached to leg My school nurse: here have some ice

[@theREALticklemonster898]

MY school nurse: Here, have a wet paper towel, u'll live! Edit: omg i didnt realise i was getting so many likes tysm

[@zaidakel767]

No have some ice 😂

[@iceviper1544]

*throws ice pack* HEALED

[@zaidakel767]

@@iceviper1544 😂😂😂

[@ilooooovekrabbypatties]

“Have some ice, now go back to class”

[@c4ctus_g04t4]

"i know everyone thinks im a snacc" Daz, we don't think, we *k n o w*

[@demiwalker1473]

x.olli.x this comment needs more likes lol

[@jurassictiger7820]

Demi Walker123 *W A Y Y Y Y* more

[@dorasfeet7938]

@@jurassictiger7820 * W A Y W A Y* more likes

[@genesiscantu9423]

I do think he's a snak

[@DJC_2003]

@@genesiscantu9423 heathen

[@Venus-cr2ns]

British schools: Shark:nearly tears my leg off School nurse:here a wet paper towel will have you fixed up in no time luv

[@lkmusic123lilly6]

So true 😂

[@Llama_Of_Rivia]

Wet paper towel and an ice packet here in Scotland

[@alalmiah3020]

P L A S T O R

[@nisarojas2869]

Same in America. Ice pack

[@b.7245]

American schools too, that nurse slaps some ice in a bag smh

[@Squh]

Child: *bites daz* Daz: Shoot it

[@phoebe1018]

In the head

[@d9llita]

Self defence

[@RAvEN-px9ze]

babygirlie defense*

[@riplilhgz]

RAvEN ROTH defence*

[@d9llita]

RAvEN ROTH whoops sorry

[@ahm_ad2566]

When reading "Man wants to save shark attached to him" I wasn't thinking of giving his leg for an overgrown tuna

[@truds_mk1936]

Overgrown tuna 😂I'm dying

[@isobelpenston8604]

Hi daz I think u should do a video on Kardashian sims 😂🤗💖

[@Annie-gl9we]

Me: **turns this video on with high volume headphones** Daz: SHARKS!

[@ilikechickenandsteakok102]

He really wasn’t joking when he said if it moves he’s running away 5:55🤣😂

[@AnnaJohnson-oo7yf]

That part had ROLF😂

[@fiendfyer6127]

Doctor: does it hurt? Daz: (singing fabulously) that’s why I’m heeereeee

[@doozydropp5834]

@Jay Games 2 weeks later..

[@anelson23]

2 days later

[@watin843]

@@anelson23 1 Day later...

[@somxr_738]

@@watin843 1 week later

[@Eggrald]

1 hour later..

[@spooksandcooks]

Narrator: He’s trying to save the shark by keeping it covered in water Daz: WWWWWWWWHY

[@jessbrodie1464]

Doctor: does it hurt here? Daz: YES THATS WHY IM HEEEEEEERE! 😂

[@silversamurai5233]

Oh my god so true 🤣🤣🤣😂😂❤️

[@jakewebb3671]

@@silversamurai5233 😐 nah shit

[@nemanjaleatherby4738]

My sister gets bit by a dog my her nurse anyone have ice

[@jakewebb3671]

@Hari Geoghan stfu

[@mostsanemitskifan]

1.2k like

[@jack6815]

4:37 “U don’t need to know it’s migration habits” I was so ready for Daz to yell something like “IT MIGRATED RIGHT INTO THAT GUYS SCHLONG!”

[@sm0l_kiwi71]

"is this an April fools joke?" "It's July" Me: but julying????

[@aleebea]

Boom boom! 😄Hope your here all week.

[@eh_canadian]

I just got it 😂

[@wolfietheblueeyedwolf1071]

Hahaha, smart! :D

[@A1xpha]

Key Liza and David

[@rr-cx6yd]

August

[@1popcorn44]

"Poke it in the eye and it will release" -Daz, 2019

[@AsmrHoe]

Hehehe

[@bradyowens8997]

Hahaha

[@popsicIes]

OOC

[@BlueBaeChai]

Lmao

[@jenniferb.awesome]

Proof that everything Daz says sounds so much dirtier when taken out of context 😆😆

[@megancollier9945]

“I know everyone thinks I’m a snack” 😂😂❤️ - Daz Black 2019 Damn right you are😜

[@_abiiii]

He is not a snack He is the a whole damn meal

[@Heray72]

Chimmy Chimmy he’s the whole damn buffé

[@_abiiii]

@@Heray72 damn right

[@suziedean8245]

A whole damn meal with a nice hot cup of tea beside it 👌🏻

[@kitkatpita6703]

Nah nah he’s a full 5-course buffet (with dessert) and some nice warm tea to drink

[@lilykidder8563]

I laughed so hard when he said “it’s latched onto his chunky bit” 😂😂😂😂

[@oldgrandpa8042]

Dr: *pokes leg* does it hurt? Daz: YES THATS WHY IM HEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEE

[@breannaroberson6689]

Wait Zach poke?

[@Xynferno]

Hey gramps

[@PEPPAPIG-lr9ob]

Moo

[@evansampson703]

Lolol

[@rx_2369]

Exactly

[@Sweettormentt]

"That's why I'm heeEeeEeeEEerreeeee!" Daz the musical !

[@Iambuffcat]

XD

[@cozycascreates]

He could totally do a tour!! Lol

[@-rose-3440]

😂😂😂

[@thisismeyt2941]

Lol

[@ashly1911]

“No he’s not gonna be ok because he will always be a moron “ IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@octxpusroblox5767]

The “ yes that’s why I’m HEREEEEEE” was on point

[@ajreilly45]

Guy with the shark: “screaming” Daz: “OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KAYYYYYYYY”

[@ofentsemotlotsi5245]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnnaJohnson-oo7yf]

😂😂😂 that part had me

[@itsliterallyme522]

I love how dazs vids aren't clickbait

[@Hnoo-145]

Ikr he makes me laugh every video he makes! And he makes me laugh and happy when I’m sad!

[@Hnoo-145]

And he like makes me laugh a million times

[@finntully3732]

Wait why have all these comments happened in like 3 days when the comment is 4 months old??

[@jvaughan8583]

Same bruv

[@rhys..6014]

Ikr he’s a leg

[@therandomchannel1911]

Shark: *About to bite someone's leg off* Patient:"Hurry, get the water! The shark is dying!"

[@agentpiggywig7757]

I love how Daz has pajama pants on a ball cap and a wristwatch on😂😂😂

[@niamhdickerr]

“Enjoying your day, then you become a S N A C C

[@dartsclips3762]

snacc*

[@freememesfordaysdudes5901]

snacc

[@AnnoyedWoof356]

*s n a c c*

[@azaleeya350]

s n a c c

[@Todd-bj7is]

K i t - k a t S n i c - s n a c c

[@doxxiy1464]

This is off topic but daz... your room is Fabulous

[@aspol12]

Sugar Animations your*

[@bvunn13]

youneedacomputer2005 nooooooo you beat me to it

[@findingcameron758]

Ikr

[@Hs_0693]

If you're reading this we hope you become a millionaire 🙏❤️💴💶.............. *I AM SUUUBBBING TO EVERYONE* *WHO SUUUBBBING BACK* 🔥👍😊

[@rogerinaeilish4414]

Don’t you mean... DaZaLiNg

[@dorcat2867]

“Is this an April Fools Joke?” “It’s July” 😂😂😂😂

[@doitforfun4558]

Dor Cat august

[@SLAYWIS]

Do it For fun no that’s what they say in the video

[@cole80869]

It’s August dumbass

[@friendwasslainbyhamudi5062]

Woah people in this comment are stupid,, they said it in the video el stupidos

[@lifeistolivedeathistheend9358]

Rush Sux your a dumb ass it says July in the video

[@Anonymous-zc7yg]

9:30 Daz is over here losing faith in humanity, *camera drops, Daz slowly loses his mind*!!

[@kitkatpita6703]

Me: “Ummmm uncomfort level 3000000 😳

[@SoulGodIchigo]

Me:*surfing* this is fun Shark:DAMNNNNNNNN HE BE LOOKING LIKE A SNACK

[@lizzymoore7326]

..sharks barely ever bite humans for food, it's usually because they feel threatened

[@Magic-zm2bo]

Innocent Himiko toga roll it is a joke you don’t need to correct it

[@lizzymoore7326]

@@Magic-zm2bo wow no shit. It's almost like I did it ironically.

[@tocaloca9313]

Innocent Himiko toga roll lol facts

[@trashyt3040]

Bro why would an idiot let a shark stay on him likeeee

[@R4vensGone]

"Just slap the shark off!-" I can't even

[@justaneboystan29]

Correction slap it in the ASS

[@toenailmuncher0772]

Shark "UWU"

[@Demeza16]

PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY ANKLES!!!

[@noramikkelsen1011]

«even Siri would say: shoot the shark in the head!» 😂

[@alsamli5155]

Nora Mikkelsen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tom-dz5vi]

Nora Mikkelsen imma try that

[@mairagauba334]

*Low disk-* Daz: you’re the least of my worries right now You know it’s bad when he says that 😰

[@sophie4890]

Random man: “Is this an April fools joke?” Nurse: “This is July”. The nurse do be savage tho

[@joannedolling845]

OHH DANG

[@nisarojas2869]

Soph P the best month to comment

[@pugling.]

what makes telling the truth savage?

[@josefienp2704]

hows that savage

[@buzzliee]

Nurse: hey uh sir why do you have a shark on your leg? Guy: I like pain, keep it alive.

[@Itzzmefen]

"Also in the Greek tongue, Fucky Offus." I LOVE that! 😂

[@xi-sadness-xi9498]

Emma I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@Itzzmefen]

@@xi-sadness-xi9498 Me too! XD

[@jahzaracoligado291]

Daz: “ DON’T EAT ME!! “ Kirishima: I won’t eat you man!!!

[@Sunsetwaves15]

Omg 🤣

[@kami.stories]

NO NOT THE BABY SHARK

[@sosig1341]

Daz: I have all respect for animals *a few minutes later* Also daz: SHOOT IT!!! STAB IT!!!

[@rosieposey4206]

Sosig he said he respects them from a distance and not when they’re attached to someone’s bits

[@toobrokeforreginatoorichfo6016]

If it’s biting me it comes off me with a 100% real BULLET! I can’t blame him

[@Melissa-mr3nf]

I turned your likes into 1k likes cause it was 999 now 1k

[@nr-virus1567]

Sosig 😂

[@emz5272]

Who wants daz to watch Kardashians

[@theparzivalfilms]

Nurse: says some latin name Daz: " thanks also in the Greek terms is fuckioffus" Aha I'm dead Edit: thank you for so many likes!

[@fifivert]

Rhys Millington first

[@Luci4_]

😂😂

[@badentertainment5062]

When did he say that

[@theparzivalfilms]

@@badentertainment5062 at the point when the nurse gives the latin name for the shark Watch the full video it's in the middle:)

[@theparzivalfilms]

@@fifivert yes!

[@harrieighteen4333]

*Daz in the middle of a "hug" with his wifu* Wifu: *seductively bites Daz's ear* Daz: KILL IT

[@nothanks7610]

Harri Eighteen 😂😂

[@-_-idontcare9213]

Dog bites Daz during petting DAZ:STAB IT

[@Slicer840]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@tweenytwinkies]

This man has a heart of gold for animals that are literally hurting him actively. He’s selfless even when a shark is latched on him like a leech. Id say tranquillise the shark and do a procedure.

[@kitkatpita6703]

I get what you mean, but sharks don’t actively hunt humans, they see shiny things (like watches and jewelry) and think it’s a fish. Usually both parties are to blame, the person and the shark. They should put more warnings up in my opinion.

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@kitkatpita6703 true!! Its kinda like crows i guess they see attention grabbing gear and just wanna snatch it and don’t realise hey thats a persons scuba gear or outfit. Was meaning hunting as in JUST NOT LETTING GO, even though the shark was out of water and was like yeah this us fine i will die just because i wanna keep biting him.

[@wave6513]

Doctor: *sees bloody leg with a shark attached to it* Also doctor: iS tHiS aN aPrIl FoOlS jOkE?!

[@f.j.blakemore7250]

It's JULY It's actually August but...

[@angelshollow4660]

Tiana Kessanis it’s *august*

[@nisarojas2869]

It’s July

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@penywise2079]

It’s july

[@jay-yt1mg]

"LINDA, THERES A SHARK IN MY LEG AND I DONT WANNA HARM IT"

[@gooddaywithh4341]

I'm not afraid of sharks. I'm freaking terrified of orcas

[@gooddaywithh4341]

If there were ever an orca in my leg I'd be dead from shock

[@amaddix3822]

Harley Kapitan you couldn’t have a orca on your leg it would have already eaten you

[@-chewey-168]

Do you mean ( on my leg )

[@willswope2204]

Harley Kapitan orcas wouldn’t be on you’re leg you would be in their digestive system

[@user-ud5df7sl6f]

No one: Absolutely no one: The patient: MAKE SURE THE SHARK HAS WATER also the patient 10 seconds later: throws the shark across the room on the floor

[@weebsimp1250]

Daz: "Excuse me Doctor, one second. I have to find something. Yup, almost found it. Ok, found it.🖕" i can't with Daz😂😂

[@hiimbob.imagoldfish.806]

“also in the greek tongue is fuckyoffus” 😂

[@cba6719]

My goldfish was called bubbles lamo😂😂

[@hiimbob.imagoldfish.806]

Forever Unknown awe

[@greekjohn1998]

More like "τράβα γαμήσου" 😝😝 don't try Google translate but that's the exact translation of fuckyouoffus (except the --us-- because that's actually Latin).

[@hiimbob.imagoldfish.806]

greekjohn1998 lmao

[@issaalimam1493]

“I know I look like a snack”🤣🤣❤️ - Daz Black 2019

[@explodingsnowmanyt]

Issa Al Imam I mean... he’s not wrong.. 💜

[@boku23_edits3]

Someone: **Gets bit my animal** Daz: “He’s dead, he’s dead he will never walk again.... He’s Daed

[@katduarte5115]

Weeb

[@boku23_edits3]

kat duarte Thanks for the compliment!! Yes I am a big weeb and I’m proud 😌😌

[@katduarte5115]

@@boku23_edits3 I'm glad😋

[@inurturemyskin1776]

NO BAKUDEKU IS A SIN I TELL YOU A SIN

[@inurturemyskin1776]

kiribaku is the only thing allowed:)

[@eforeverything4347]

Shark: eating a man thigh Daz’s worries: ITS NEAR HIS BALLS

[@artsydragonwolfy6129]

Daz: "Now I know how to get seen by the doctors. SAIL TO THE DOCTORS!" Me: *finds an audio track on google and plays: pirates of the caribbean*

[@birdy7233]

Puppy dog: Slightly bites das finger Das: “Any thing that bite me has to be killed”

[@d9llita]

Would never kill a dog!!

[@anauthenticidiot4185]

Daz

[@thechimp8045]

Do you mean Daz

[@eleanorparkinson603]

"It's telling them where their steak is running" 😭😂💀💀 Pissing

[@Rachel-hz5gj]

Sophie Bellerose your profile picture is fabulous

[@istolejiminsjams.6961]

Ding Dong

[@minsugaswag18]

BTSSSSSS

[@tatumpadilla3000]

Sophie Bellerose omg sane I cackled “welp that ones makin a jingly noise”

[@Olithedolly]

When the bit where daz was finding somthing for his tripod that to me dead laughing on the floor😂😂 😂

[@amayadejesus45]

Daz: JuSt ShOoT iT Me: LINDA CALL IN THE SCHOOL NURSE School nurse: *throws ice at him* CURED

[@elliexoxo9284]

Or a wet paper towel if your British 😌🇬🇧

[@pinkstrawberries1768]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thediligentdungbeetle8116]

Well if you look at it scientifically then Ice might actually be a good choice if you hold on the sharks gill or nose

[@alisonrose7969]

Nope its the wet paper towl specifically in blue for the British

[@geoffmartinez8649]

Lmao

[@azaleeya350]

Daz: ''Enjoying your day, then you become a snack!" Daz's mind: *can't relate because I already am.*

[@ollilehtonen6764]

*snaps fingers* hahaa

[@GlaciaGalaxy]

"No hospital is gonna let you die while saving a shark" No that would be a vet.

[@mega_gamerxdee275]

Funny

[@emilynthat7063]

marketgamerxdee 😂

[@mega_gamerxdee275]

@@emilynthat7063 ??

[@laurenparker624]

It's fake he's an actor

[@graqews]

Lauren Parker r/woooosh

[@parker-boy98]

Shark: You're letting me live? Man: Everyone deserves mercy.

[@sophiehale1171]

Yeah

[@ItsDume]

This is basically “What if thatveganteacher was bitten by a shark”. She just won’t kill the shark to save her own leg

[@lala08849]

and then give it ✨grass✨

[@cl0ver._730]

Lol

[@beardeddragonbella]

O MY GAWD TRUEEE

[@handsomesqudward3437]

I mean it’s like would you kill a baby to save your leg Don’t come at me for siding with her I’m not I’m just trying to understand her

[@vinteage1078]

😂

[@MrMomoman123456]

6:02 when daz got off that chair and ran like a child, I couldnt stop laughing

[@yvonnewilkinson1332]

What

[@noprofilepicture205]

What

[@asgardninja9674]

Looked more like he was reacting to a roast

[@jordanmcelvanna2276]

Wasn’t even funny

[@MrMomoman123456]

@@jordanmcelvanna2276 cool...

[@betmeni]

Shark: bites me Me: bites it back

[@mrnoobman1647]

🤣🤣

[@satan1854]

EXACTLY, WHY DO PEOPLE NOT GET IT

[@chopper4025]

*Shark stares at you in horror*

[@krew_bird8242]

i would do that too and slap it and say "My leg not yours backoff naked ugly baby shark"

[@hanging_with_mygnomies7217]

😂😂

[@2bestfriends887]

8:00 XD daz dont worry, she was misinformed. Mountain lions are terrified of humans. Their kinda like birds how they flee from people

[@Twisted_tv]

“Imagine becoming a snacc. Now, I know everyone thinks I’m a snacc. But, like, an actual snacc.” I’M DEAD!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@epicfyedragonkiller43]

*snack

[@Catnipyy]

@@epicfyedragonkiller43 r/whooosh

[@tsuyuasui915]

I love finding mha fans in the community

[@sbstopmotion1749]

@@epicfyedragonkiller43 people say snacc like that for meme purposes

[@epicfyedragonkiller43]

@@sbstopmotion1749 I understand

[@darcygardner415]

Daz: *PokE It iN tHe EYe!* Me: 😂😂😂

[@livinggrenade6636]

Daz: Jesus Sh...shark. JESUS SHARK! Me: *IMAGINES A SHARK AGGRESSIVELY HOVERING TOWARDS ME OVER WATER*

[@roberts.2947]

Underrated

[@controllaclipz9756]

WhAt If GoD wAs OnE oF uS

[@autriciacupido9268]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hmmhmm3944]

@Min_SavageYoongi awww yoongi💜

[@zweetsouffle9567]

Female sharks are technically more aggressive. Though it is Jesus shark.

[@FredsSafeWord]

Actually the more dangerous animals in the ocean are orcas, dolphins, and leopards seals. Sharks attacks are just accidents where we’re mistaken for seals. So I get why he wanted to save to shark, I would too.

[@kellieseiler7105]

People attack sharks more than sharks attack people. Also lemon sharks are awesome

[@sharkbaitz52]

*low disk space* Daz: “SHUT UP”

[@jacobwalcott4409]

THAT PRT HAD ME CRYING

[@-spacezblebz-6924]

Quote of the year: “You know what else is steel?,A knife.”

[@lelikesbugs]

"a kNIFE" "nO"

[@matildadeards3454]

*LeTs WaTcH tHe ViDeO* ‘Jesus shark’ He always makes me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@flossyhawkins3438]

Dad should be a nurse Daz: I gonna put my fist down it’s mouth 😂😂

[@ollilehtonen6764]

Deer: *Is bigger than a mountain lion* ML: *eats the deer* Scientists: "Just make yourself look bigger and the lion won't eat you."

[@lelikesbugs]

Daz: "you know what else is stainless steel? A knife" Me, a vine lover: "nO"

[@BeezusOfc]

This comment is underrated 😂😂😂

[@lelikesbugs]

@@BeezusOfc gracias

[@lelikesbugs]

@whowearacne I only pick the best usernames

[@Millie53621]

What do u have!!! A KNIFE NO!!!!!!!!

[@lelikesbugs]

@@Millie53621 I mean...yeah...that's the vine...

[@boof_helix]

Guy: "just save the shark!" Shark: NAM NAM NAM NAM Guy after waking up again: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! **YEEEEEEEEEEEEET** Shark: D:

[@malikai3251]

Lmfaoo

[@lizardlad279]

Poor sad shark

[@cinnamonavocados8653]

Cringe

[@juliehill9799]

I got so surprised when he said my name at 6:54

[@libberator13]

Shark moves Daz: (runs away screaming) OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooookkkkkkkkk

[@crystalyt2336]

THATS WHAT I DID PHAHHA

[@chloeinman9433]

Daz: Even Siri Would say JuSt sOoT iT iN ThE HeAd. Me: LINDA GET THE GUN!

[@giyuutomioka2203]

Yo I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@crocfullofbeanz5398]

No honey that is not how you say it you say “ LINDA GET THE FUCKING GOSH DARN GUN WE GOING TO GET REAL TONIGHT!!”

[@donutsarehealthy2369]

@@crocfullofbeanz5398 now that’s more like it

[@crocfullofbeanz5398]

@@donutsarehealthy2369 lol

[@silversamurai5233]

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@neuroticgurl0295]

also in the greek tongue is...: FUCKYOFFUS I NEED A T-SHIRT NOW 🤗🤗🤗 Edit: u could put it in Greek letters (or some of it) Edit 2: 5:37

[@musicalbininja0356]

Fμcκλοffμδ

[@schmooca]

MusicalBiNinja03 i see what you did there haha but it would actually probably be more something like φυχιοφυς if you were speaking phonetically

[@ells7172]

It sounds like a spell from Harry Potter 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@neuroticgurl0295]

Fakioffus kentus!! - summons a platypus to kindly invite u to leave 🙃🚪💨

[@KatsukiBakugou-yd2yr]

@@schmooca no it would be something like "gamwfus" since "fuck" in Greek means "gamoto"

[@Only1mmy123]

5:36 made me laugh like crazy never knew that was a Greek word💀😭🤣

[@m3lsch3rub40]

“WHY DON’T YOU SHOOT IT?!” Im laughing at this in the middle of the night🤣🤣

[@alicewoodcock7399]

It’s not a daz video without the ‘low disk space’ notification popping up 😂😂

[@n4terade]

He's the typa guy who'd never hurt a fly. Like he literally wouldn't

[@bladepumpz2344]

Exactly

[@rosieweare6426]

1:33 - 1:42 I'm laughing so hard. Daz is the funniest person ever! 🤣😂

[@Idkjuless]

“SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD - STAB IT” Looks like daz has been hanging out with Kacchan 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ky8bm5dx1u]

Oml no-

[@norman6825]

Fuck yeah

[@KR-gk6tq]

FUCK YEA HE HAS 😂😂❤️❤️

[@jaypegasi3769]

Ya

[@dexterdawg05]

Yesss he is!! Lol

[@gayghostguy2089]

Wow, i've never seen this Jaws remake before...

[@AsmrHoe]

Good one

[@lxuxi]

"thats just telling them where their steak is running" I FELL OFF OF MY BED

[@etherealflwrs]

Luisa SAME!

[@thespider-manlover8476]

daz: i don’t care if the shark ends up looking like a wrinkle thumb when you stay in the bath to long. 😂🤣 i’m done

[@thespider-manlover8476]

also found out that the woman said: “ we were gay trying to save the shark “ well no f#cking sh#t you saving a shark instead of stabbing it in the eye and throwing it of a cliff for another shark to eat

[@boxinggirl7779]

Doc-“How are we going to get this thing off?” Daz- “SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!!”

[@sarafox2489]

*I remember coming across this on the tv and I think it’s safe to say, I was rolling around laughing, crying my eyes out*

[@faithaddair7423]

Dude- “Save the Shark” Passes out Wakes up Kicks Shark off leg into floor Das- “ Finally someone does something positive” 😂

[@angelicasilvereagle1775]

Faith Addair The shark ripped out a chunk of his tighe though 😳🤢

[@chaz5461]

Angelica Silvereagle thigh*

[@ttj7157]

@@angelicasilvereagle1775 but isn't it fake?

[@angelicasilvereagle1775]

Ari Mangoonge No it isn’t, it would be if his bleeding didn’t change but when the shark ripped out a chunk of his thigh it started rapidly bleeding.

[@billmacthicc2110]

@@Mary-qu5dd Does it matter?

[@annabanana6794]

“i love animals from a distance!” same Daz same

[@jackbuchan835]

The new jaws movie looks great

[@justaneboystan29]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@thekameha1]

@@justaneboystan29 well that was quite a reaction

[@justaneboystan29]

@@thekameha1 my brother uses this account i think there's something wrong with him

[@eggiene]

underrated comment

[@jadevanangeren1246]

*I need a compilation of every time Daz leaves his chair.*

[@itsemilywhoplaysroblox8961]

😁

[@empyility626]

Yas

[@erhhhh27]

SHort POtato Yes!!!!!

[@karlee8985]

I made one

[@SigmaINFJ129]

Yes.

[@andrewhawker1783]

You should do stand up. You would be so good at it

[@erg6316]

Yeess daz that would be amazing

[@prorobloxxd3113]

You would

[@ren.9185]

'the chunky bit of his thigh' my fav line