Daz Watches Worst Dating Profiles

[@joesworldadventures7728]

When he says those words you’ve longed to hear HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS

[@A4ple2060]

Yep

[@hxlly_mxy]

JoesWorld&Adventures true

[@spicysoul999]

Here! 🤣🙌🏽

[@victoriamartines5030]

I am always swooned... Not so much, tho, when I forget the audio on my headphones cranked up.

[@t.r.luxx1311]

Gives me the good shivers 😋

[@ollybrown9776]

Nobody: Absolutely noone: Literally noone ever: Daz: I'M NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT!!!

[@victoriamartines5030]

Isn't this meme dead yet?

[@sophiem2539]

@@victoriamartines5030 honestly.. . Hopefully soon

[@bi-polarp7629]

Shane is

[@Mr_Rabbit]

yeah you're about 6 months late, otherwise this comment would have been funny.

[@brianyildirim2804]

Find a new format instead of this old unfunny one. It should be dead.

[@Alyjx-ug6ev]

We need “I’m not here to smash your cat” merch

[@joesworldadventures7728]

Aly_ Xox YESSSSSS

[@iconsumedeath]

Fuck yeah

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

LMAO yes

[@abigailflynn2807]

LOL YE

[@Raccoon-jk9ky]

Well, then I can’t go to my bestfriend’s house, can I? She has 3 cats.

[@donutsforlife3658]

Plot twist: Heather was the one taking the photo 🤯

[@derekwarnell9473]

Lol

[@kelseaxoxo8753]

Plot twist: Heather killed her friend in the photo and got arrested she now is in prison.

[@brookeflevill5834]

Caroline *-* that’s not a plot twist that’s a plot development

[@livykoehne76]

🤣

[@briareve672]

hahahhahahahhaha best comment yet

[@jahannp_]

me: *watches this video at 3am* what my parents hear: iM nOt heRE tO sMaSH yOUr cAt

[@ryethekitsune902]

I would die

[@julietthomas6392]

Ur surname

[@jahannp_]

kookieismybiaswreckerr 9795 it’s pronounced pu s ey

[@anarhisms8315]

“LEAVE YOUR PUSSY OUT OF IT”

[@BL00DSXCKER]

@@anarhisms8315 oh-

[@guts5135]

Best quote of daz 2019: *Im not here to smash your cat*

[@fromans1734]

640509 0401 47 Not funny at all

[@guts5135]

@@fromans1734 no one asked

[@michealrhodes974]

*Shane Dawson had entered the chat*

[@fromans1734]

640509 0401 47 Did anyone ask for your unfunny comment?

[@sammysnickerdoodles7780]

@@fromans1734 Legit why u mad?

[@richardnoggin1526]

Ellie: "I like sunshine and tentacle porn" I'm sorry Ellie but the sunshine is a deal breaker.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Exactly. Who likes the sun? I hate going outside in when the sun is out, and just hate going outside in general. lol

[@Thechickenmom]

Richard Noggin 😂

[@j0sietpwk]

Yeah. Tentacle porn is fine, but yknow us vampires dont do sun

[@Thechickenmom]

Yeeter Nation too young and precious 😂

[@Mack-fj9nl]

Yeeter Nation don’t search it you don’t wanna know

[@stella4thewin109]

I wouldn’t be surprised if my dating profile was in this video. 😂

[@CampbellTon252]

noice

[@cvspharmacy8048]

That deserves a “Hah!”

[@scarredandscared4eva832]

Or my ex's.....

[@clough2178]

HAH!💗

[@_8retro_]

Is it your profile picture on here

[@aideng9365]

The music in the back, makes me feel like I’m in Hawaii 😂

[@brvrax9820]

aiden g the music gives me country shop vibes

[@ellathorner2179]

I MADE IT 100 LIKES!!! 🌺😂🌹🥰😘😝🥺

[@Charlie_Reynolds]

@@ellathorner2179 i made it 102

[@ellathorner2179]

@@Charlie_Reynolds 😳🥺😝well done??!! My thoughts: SAD TIMES

[@solar2414]

@@ellathorner2179 no one cares 🧍‍♂️ /j

[@unknown.person071]

Girl: “I want someone that has a lot of instruments” Daz: * Pulls our guitar * Daz: “starts playing it” Me: * Dies *

[@kikisparkle728]

“I’m not here to smash your cat” Five years later News headline: KZbinr Daz black says he will ‘smash’ a cat

[@caseymills2688]

Haha this is terrible but I get your reference. Haha :/

[@mohammadjafferali5687]

Love the reference

[@alicialee7417]

Shane Dawson?

[@LupinsMoonstone]

Shane Dawson who?

[@AJ-gl3xb]

Nobody: Daz: “IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT” Me:*spits out juice*

[@hols2669]

A J 😂

[@anon46]

Shane Dawson disagrees 😂

[@aliciax777]

Shane dawson is quacking

[@lena-yw8zm]

papaya juice? (i am so sorry if i brought up memories i really am xd )

[@trytole]

Same

[@planetelsie]

His regret when he says "I'm not here to smash your cat!" 😂😂😂

[@katesaurusrex5290]

DiDi shane dawson is that you

[@yoyorapperman2703]

Because he wants to smash a cat

[@pennycrook-jones6428]

“That’s not dramatic, someone’s unplugged her”

[@skellegaming8949]

Is it weird that I love saying his intro with him it’s so fun

[@theluckyhooman9665]

Well that depends, how old are you?

[@theluckyhooman9665]

@Morgman Well in that case, no it isn't weird.

[@gayninja7949]

I love saying it too

[@HearMe999]

I do too.

[@samcrispin6264]

Same

[@vee3418]

"IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT" "*Pauses*" "... Do you ever say things out loud and just think... xndbdbdb WOW *cackles*"

[@GodAmbrosia]

Did you make your profile pic? I like it :3

[@vee3418]

@@GodAmbrosia unfortunately no, i didn't. I do wanna know who's the artist tho

[@GodAmbrosia]

@@vee3418 Okie! I just wanted to know!

[@gbd797]

Daz: “I’m not here to smash your cat!” then stops to contemplate his life

[@isaiahphillips7598]

“Imagine showing up and she is really half Dalmatian” 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@wallwinner6757]

Bro stop writing what they just said and then just putting emojis next to it! its soo annoying and not funny

[@definitelyaduck]

@@wallwinner6757 did.. did you reply to a comment from a year ago? I don’t know wtf I expect XD

[@wallwinner6757]

@@definitelyaduck yeah lol

[@mortithedog8088]

Low key wanna know where she got that cat sized hoodie tho..

[@milla5065]

I have the same one from Amazon 😂😂

[@crappyartist5393]

Five below has pet clothes

[@Twisted_tv]

Daz: “HOW’S IT GOING DAZZLERS!!!!” Me: *Sheds tear* “I loved that intro.”

[@itsgacha411]

Yesh

[@stephanieolson9784]

DEKU sorry, I had to

[@elpeejon9474]

@@stephanieolson9784 yes

[@michaeloconnor4624]

The way dad says pawn stars sounds like pornstar😂

[@alex_aha]

Thats what i said 😂😂

[@yoyorapperman2703]

Are you is offspring

[@varmakarma9020]

dad?

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Dad? What? LOL

[@michaeloconnor4624]

There’s a reason I said dad 😋

[@DitraLids]

No one: Absolutely no one: Daz: *I'm not here to smash your cat*

[@Mr_Rabbit]

Great meme. u think of this all by yourself?

[@DitraLids]

@@Mr_Rabbit of course, totally original, defo not like farming

[@DitraLids]

@TaunTaun's Mr.President definitely

[@DitraLids]

@TaunTaun's Mr.President i have a busy life

[@guts5135]

@TaunTaun's Mr.President everyone says defo in ireland

[@rubyjayne5095]

“my 3DS XL isn’t the only big thing in my pants” best quote of 2019😂😭

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

its XXL *insert lenny face*

[@cherri_cloudz9058]

Back when that shit was everywhere 😂

[@dillonodonnell]

Science says your eyes dilate when you see something you love: Daz’s face intensifies

[@kian_the_kid8966]

Daz: "I'm not here to smash your cat" Shane Dawson: "but I am"

[@Underworld.Entertainment]

SHOTS FIRED OMFG

[@sineadfarrell5065]

Funny how many people can be on KZbin in five minutes 😂

[@beheeby5461]

"Is the dog Jesus?" Best quote ever

[@em-pm2ef]

broox what’s dog backwards hmm?... I rest my case

[@z3rqxii]

@@em-pm2ef lmao😌🥛😂

[@nataliesc9838]

‘’I’m not here to smash your cat’’ daz-2019

[@strawberry_sadist8100]

Natalie Sc9 Wait. How does he know the porn movie.

[@hannahmaria4611]

At 7:28 it looked like you had a pony tail. I was so confused lol

[@hxil_to_the_kxng]

Daz: "I'M NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT" Me: wHeEzEs

[@MarilynGoth]

Same lol

[@hxil_to_the_kxng]

@@MarilynGoth aye, I'm not alone

[@MarilynGoth]

@@hxil_to_the_kxng nope :)

[@krstnsprrwcld]

someone really has post notifications on and came JUST to dislike the vid

[@ImmortalSelkie]

Who needs a life?

[@Nana39290]

@Juan Cortez Muro no u

[@neelaghm3585]

Whenever he says his intro I whisper “hey daz! How ya doin?”

[@cheeselover4351]

😐😑😐

[@oliviabrewer7734]

I’m sure

[@ihatemyself7050]

Pfffft, that's amazing👏👏👏👌

[@BrittanyNiicole]

When he said pawn stars I thought he was saying porn stars 😂😂

[@julietthomas6392]

I only know porn stars What’s pawn stars

[@maryelinor9323]

kookieismybiaswreckerr 9795 it’s a tv show where people buy and sell antiques and second hand things at a pawn shop to make a profit

[@maryelinor9323]

kookieismybiaswreckerr 9795 I think that’s what it is anyway 😂

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@julietthomas6392 I think pawn shops like the Rick Harrison one is usually American, there's British ones too and they're quite different. American (no offence) is usually very flashy and dramatic with sound effects and more and British (no offence) is more quite and calming usually is so and also I'm from Britain too

[@SharkboyGrayrapper]

😂 same

[@lydiahoffmann8162]

When daz pulled out his guitar and said oh I'm here I died 😅

[@Dewdrops3]

"Emma here is very beautiful" why thank u daz "when you zoom out" 🤣

[@supastar4eva]

“I show what I look like on my profile. I’m not half dog!” More like half hat

[@AJ-gl3xb]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even the Queen: Not even ur mom: Daz: *screams* DATING

[@ihaveeyelashes9913]

**Mum**

[@joesworldadventures7728]

Nobody: No one: Literally nobody: Daz: LINDA!!!!!!!

[@hxlly_mxy]

IHaveEyelashes English version 😹

[@NJY1976]

Right when he said it

[@guts5135]

Good meme this is a rare one

[@bonniek9781]

no one: still no one: not a single soul: hOwS iT gOinG daZzleRs 😤

[@ronaldweasley4016]

Bonnie Kelman no one: literally not a single soul: you: DaZzErS

[@tiffy7854]

kpop Trash LOL

[@agniius7932]

Dazzlers*

[@bonniek9781]

autocorrect 😂

[@Gamixa]

Is this supposed to be funny

[@jaydenwoods1842]

All jokes aside daz, I’ve been watching you for a few years now, and I just want you know to your impact. Your videos have given me and so many others so much happiness. Just thank you so much.

[@campbellweltz7139]

His laugh is so contagious, I sat there dying laughing for 5 minutes straight and my dad came in and asked if I was okay because I started choking on my own saliva! LOL

[@walkingcontradiction3962]

"My 3DS XL isn't the only big thing in my pants." I'm dying 😂

[@itsgacha411]

YeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYeshYesh

[@miathaicha22]

Daz: “Pawn Stars”*** Me: (thinking he said porn stars) 😲

[@alex_aha]

Thats what i said lol 😂😂

[@lavender9512]

Same 😂😂

[@user-N20]

Oh shit he said pawn stars? F

[@Thechickenmom]

Mia Rants same.

[@rebeccavictoriax]

You know you’re early when it says “no views” haha

[@bean-pr6so]

🤣🤣

[@thanoswife1254]

Rebecca Victoria I just got here and now it’s ok 2.5 k views XD, after just two minutes

[@yindeed7043]

For me it’s 49..

[@rebeccavictoriax]

C H haha damn

[@boop8849]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

[@grinsnap6191]

2:30 Whoa calm down beast boy.

[@julietthomas6392]

Beast boy My little green bud

[@spyro4287]

3:05 She’s just proud she escaped

[@moshibunz]

Nobody: No one: Literally no one: No one on the globe: Daz: *IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT*

[@sym8774]

NaziNaz fucking hell stop this shit

[@pea_123_mebob7]

imagine using that shitty comment format

[@tylacoutu6730]

stop comenting these pointless comments daz hates it

[@moshibunz]

OK EVERYONE IM SORRY I DIDNT KNIW DAZ HATED IT! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY I SWEAR

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

@@moshibunz he doesnt hate it. the person who said that daz hated it is stupid as fuck because daz actually hearted a comment that had the exact comment you have but its just formed differently.

[@akitchenspoon6865]

daz : if you love me you’ve got to love fluffy💖 fluffy FLUFFY F L U F F Y

[@julietthomas6392]

fluffy FLUFFY *F L U F F Y*

[@KC-ze6cw]

When I read that he said it 🤯

[@charlotte6154]

you literally copied @•Georgia Hutchinson• 's comment :/

[@thedarkness97]

"I'm not here to smash your cat" Tea spitting commences in T minus zero..

[@f0rvr.144]

I love the way he says 'Bloody' 😂

[@ChiliHorse27]

People think I’m weird because I met my husband in person almost 8 years ago and I’ve never used dating apps. Apparently it’s rare nowadays??

[@Sjyt2017]

Daz : "h-" Me : "HOW'S IT GOING DAZZLERS"

[@lyndafitzpatrick-brown437]

Daz: HOWS IT GOING DAZLERS Me: BAD BEFOR I GOT HERE NOW IM GREATTTTTTTTT

[@lxvedvr]

I genuinely thought you said “porn shop” instead of “pawn shop” 😂

[@BeccaRaptor94]

“Makes you look like Samara’s cousin” 😂😂😂

[@raeshathemarionette]

Daz’s respect for women and how they look is through the roof. ✊

[@alanvelasco995]

I just love how he posted this this 1 hour ago and there's sooooo much likes 😭😭😭😭🤨🤨🤨🤨HOW

[@6th_Duo]

Everybody in the comments: I’m not here to smash your cat

[@skatertita]

I really hate when people do this. Comment what he says and think they're hilarious and original like stop

[@rayhungerford3693]

omg he said that as I read ur comment ahaha

[@joshyboi_xpcurtis5086]

...do u really think telling them that is gonna change it? -_-

[@6th_Duo]

Paiton Becker tf u still commenting from something 6 months ago, sweetie bye 😂

[@joshyboi_xpcurtis5086]

...1) I can do whatever I want, it's my phone, my KZbin. 2) If it's 'funny' to you, then you should be laughing at yourself, because you just did the same thing 😑

[@mistermachiavelli3274]

Daz: "She used the monologue from the Pawn Stars." Me eating a bowl of cereal: "Did he just say PornStars? What the heckity Daz?"

[@atrxyn]

4:25 The entire time he kept looking right, what was he looking at lmao

[@corporalmcmuffin7562]

"Joan 22, sandals and socks. you'll get a no from everyone on the planet." me: "I always swipe right though daz."

[@chrissyxx21]

When Daz didn't have his headphones on. Me- Omg. Daz has ears.

[@lettersareghae808]

Me: aw cute kitty! Daz: WTF ARE YOU DOING IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT

[@pluto8835]

*”I’m not here to smash your cat!”* I never imagined those words in a sentence together-

[@gachamn3142]

2:50 “MENTAL” Daz 2019

[@emilyhaverty]

No-one: Daz: I'm NoT hErE tO sMaSh YoUr CaT Me: *laughing so hard I get a nosebleed*

[@ebeth3852]

i have known someone like Daz, and didn’t realise who. Now I have. Literally my music teacher.

[@stagg5213]

love you daz been watching you for so long you honestly make my day whenever I have a shit day at school you just make it ten times better thanks for everything keep it up! 👍

[@gabbyann1198]

No one: Daz: IM NOT HeRE TO sMASh YOUre CAT!!

[@jaxthetrans2885]

Daz with the guitar tho😂 "Oh ,I'm here"

[@lub_dubzzy1708]

Hey daz i have been with you since vine I followed you though everything you have really helped me with my anxiety and really have changed my life

[@zacweiden6849]

“I’m not here to smash your CAT” also I love how in all of Daz’s videos he starts with saying a few words like love, dating and women or some shit yknow it’s always great

[@bunnyboy218]

Daz,: Romance physical attraction that all those are important things to finding your soul mate Me in real life: get rejected ;~,

[@gnarliquinn]

I SWEAR TO GOD DAZ KEEPS SAYING “PORN STARS” AND NOT “PAWN STARS”

[@kciee6258]

2:35 yes, all the time

[@momosjokbalprincess1000]

I'm a new DAZzler nice to be apart of the tea party and that's it, love you Daz bye bye

[@cloverleaves7679]

“Hope that they love you, and your face” Never will happen

[@blibblob6235]

Ultra unique: I do not say early! Anyhow I’m early!! 😂😞

[@daisy9179]

I'm so confused

[@blibblob6235]

Daisy Wills basically I’m stupid and dumb!

[@jordyt1700]

For everyone reading this: I hope you have an awesome weekend!

[@evan9284]

9:09 watching this when daz has his face on crocs

[@TheSteamedOne]

When he said "alright Heather..." I thought he was talking to me because I didn't know her name was Heather to 😂🤣

[@abbiesharkey]

my volume was on full... i have my earphones in... ouch. HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS

[@austin1022]

"But she has used the monologue from porn.. porn stars, you ever seen that film about the guys who own the porn shop" *Realizes hes saying pawn*

[@gay4yourmom]

My favorite sentence of all is " HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS "

[@dobby.992]

Your literally the first KZbinr I think of when I say to myself ‘I’m sad, I need youtube’

[@funtime_fatherless7843]

Two years and yet 2:00 the cats face still say it all 😂

[@danielalara1213]

1:28 (daz looks of camera) His girlfriend:😁🔪 Daz: and bad experiences

[@makenzieknight5541]

Sooooooo when we gonna continue The Beast Within?😁

[@_double_bunny_9287]

I'm laughing so hard!😂😂 Mr.Daz you make my day even when I'm down,you make me and my little brother laugh! You are our role model!Love from South Africa!

[@Alsoknownasmads1706]

Me:*watches the video* KZbin: we’ll give her... three tinder adverts 😅😄😁

[@OopsOlliePopp]

Emma isn’t one of the worst she’s one of the best, anyone dedicated to their cat enough to get their cat a sweater with their FACE on it has my fear and respect

[@IWantYouSafe]

for real im the exact same name and my name is emma lol just make me three years older and well be the same person

[@mstuckey01]

My friend suggested online dating to me, this video is what I showed him afterward. Note: Yeah not everyone is like that online but when look for someone, it’s got to be in real life, don’t trust online anyway Thanks again Daz for another video for me to watch after a long day! 🙂

[@MarilynGoth]

I'll stay away from dating apps 😂

[@willow.w]

No one: Literally no one: Daz: *DaTiNg*

[@zachbugg9667]

BeauCookie you know daz fucking hates these comments right?

[@cherrysmith4391]

Daz: IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT! Shane Dawson: Urmmmmm...

[@rickpretorius1840]

The way you say “I will cut you” made me die of laughter

[@TASMR-ke8fx]

"I'm not here to smash ur cat" i spit my water on my cat...

[@ryethekitsune902]

Lol, loved this

[@rottingaway4L]

no you didn’t

[@TASMR-ke8fx]

@@rottingaway4L lmao who are u to tell me what I didn't and did do you weren't there babe

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Aww! The poor baby! Won’t lie, one time I saw something hilarious on YT and was drinking some soda. I picked the wrong direction to spit laugh. My cat forgave me even less after I had to give him a bath. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleighpurcigo1130]

My hamster was called fluffy bc he had a fluffy butt 😂🤷‍♀️ don’t ask I was about 6 😂

[@robloxversionofdora3638]

“YOU GUYS ARE MAD” Me:yet I sure am. ovo

[@personperson6022]

6:46 my names Christian, now I know for a fact that Daz doesn’t know how to pronounce my name.

[@abbielimb676]

That Asian lady had me dead😂😂

[@emmanicole1234]

“ just leave your pvssy out of it... not- shut up” 😂 I died