HILARIOUS! BARTENDER SIMULATOR

[@datdankdj8264]

Imagine ordering a drink and your bartender yells from across the room “CATCH!” Before he hurls a glass coke bottle at your skull

[@editz5176]

LMAO

[@VleesetendPlantje14]

Hahahhaahaa

[@datdankdj8264]

@@VleesetendPlantje14 idk why, but I read this as CinemaSins’ joyful giggle whenever he genuinely finds something funny

[@kerril857]

died 🤣🤣

[@Tv_Aj]

@@kerril857 died 🤣💀

[@elle3771]

daz: *throws glass and catches it* "ha! bet you all thought i was gonna drop that" also daz: *proceeds to drop it*

[@brayan1621]

😂

[@milana9419]

That made me laugh out loud and I never do😭😭🤣🤣

[@amandaproffit6878]

Daz: *drops bottle* The game: FAIL Daz: *throws bottle at customer* Game: that’s okay

[@TheRealMonke21]

It doesn't make any sense

[@bratbratbratbratbratbrat]

@@TheRealMonke21 no shit buddy

[@mayatheshark]

that’s how it be at a club

[@charluiiu]

@@TheRealMonke21 really Sherlock?😑

[@Takethisathesign]

@@charluiiuwell aren’t you a ray of sunshine😑

[@Spacey_Makes]

Daz: This isn’t cooking simulator Also Daz: *Proceeds to fuck everything up and lose his mind*

[@amandaruttenberg]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mayatheshark]

classic daz

[@Lameduck79856]

Isn’t that what he does in every game

[@AngeIDynamite]

10:11 Daz: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You all thought I was going to drop it!" 10:14 Daz: "Okay..." *SMASH!* "Fuck sake...stupid fucking game!"

[@Nezukochan1031]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Take a long glass and shove it up your ass in a medium low voice😂😂

[@sallyface1239]

I love how Daz gets progressively more angry at the game LMAO

[@Nameless-pf1yj]

I can't help but laugh every time he yells when he drops his drinks.

[@sallyface1239]

@@Nameless-pf1yj Lmao yes I can feel how he is trying not to loose his sh1t

[@siriusgamer1690]

LMAO!

[@ONYXPROJ3CT666]

it bc it not a tea party sims

[@Nameless-pf1yj]

@@ONYXPROJ3CT666 I wish that was a thing

[@CrossingAdventures]

Imagine this being real life and while he's over there smashing the bottles and yelling at the drinks and straws, the party guests are over there looking at him like, "👁👄👁 wtf" 😂 but fr. We love you, Daz

[@randomreacts5366]

This is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen.

[@Thatrandomperson13]

I kinda wish it’s like a multiverse thing where whatever he does in the game happens in real life 😂

[@ch4cer]

honestly I would be that surprised if that happened in the uk. would be your regular Tuesday evening😭

[@trevorwise3222]

I'd have to leave cuz I'd be CRYING 😭😭😭🤣

[@bangtanboizus9094]

“Take a long glass and shove it up your arse.” 10/10 British humour😂

[@amandaruttenberg]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Ralphs-guitar]

Agreed 😂😂😂😂

[@Sanatizer_1009]

😭😂

[@Mr.Slowpoke]

12:42

[@RacerExperiencer2502]

🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼

[@I_Am_Logan42]

11:13 just the way Daz said "what" was just fucking hilarious. You could hear the confusion and flabbergast

[@carbonzzz4936]

14:35 all jokes aside, this was actually good singing

[@kittysouthall2223]

I can confirm as a bartender this is pretty much spot on for accuracy 😂

[@xacheralexson5717]

Nearly at 10 years behind the bar and while this is distressing I can relate so much 🤣

[@kittysouthall2223]

It’s scary how accurate it is 😂

[@littlelifebigdeath]

@@kittysouthall2223u didn’t reply to her u said that randomly

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Ah yes, my favorite drink is one dash of bitters on ice in a mule mug 😂

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

Daz's Mind: Each time you get a drink wrong, break a bottle Daz: Got it *proceeds to carry that order out throughout the entire video*

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

@bodoti qwiu Indeed

[@grabble7605]

He makes up for it with his brilliant bartending philosophy: For every minor problem you have, pour extra rum.

[@niamhisabel9195]

I really feel like Daz is helping me out of my depressive state, I haven't laughed so hard in so long, he's absolutely hilarious- love you Daz, please do a part 2 :)

[@ffi2251]

[@LiLi.Lightyear]

Good for you♡

[@madisonhargreeves6509]

Sameeee

[@cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese]

I’m happy for you, keep up the good work! :D

[@jjmitch3]

Literally same!!!!! I was crying yesterday and today I’m in tears laughing from this vid

[@Oscar-tm6yd]

12:42 killed me 😂

[@goodmemoriesasmr6006]

Same here 😂😂😂😂

[@Hex_innit]

Fr

[@RacerExperiencer2502]

Pure Golden 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacoblobow2871]

8:07 Cobrah Librayhh 🤣. Daz is the funniest

[@GohSiuLinYuhuaps]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my part was at 8:02😂😂

[@starrynight6817]

I always love the simulation games. Thank you for the laughs!

[@Master_malific]

Daz: fails to pour ice in the cup Also daz: "WHY DOES THE ICE HAVE PARKINSONS!!!!!!"

[@teeganharco9739]

😭😭

[@joeyy3931]

thanks mate im deaf and didn't hear

[@argentechgames]

4 bots in a row wow

[@Master_malific]

@@argentechgames tell me about it. I'm collecting them like pokemon

[@haysfut]

Daz: *throws bottle* Bottle: *lands on table* Daz: THATS FREE👍

[@ARCHN7GEL]

10:11 had me dying because I knew Daz was going to drop the glass.

[@gameoflife3716]

13:33 in my opinion when he was chanting " VERMOUTH VERMOUTH VERMOUTH IS ON FIRE" it sounds like a football chant

[@1spidey]

Daz: NO STRAWS!! WE MUST SAVE THE TURTLES! Also Daz: Do we need a straw? Yes.

[@MrAsiris23]

yeah instread we get those soggy paper straw

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

Ironic

[@LilPotato6704]

Watching Daz slowly loose his sanity at this game is just the peak of my day😂😭

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

I love how when Daz starts a VR game, he is very calm and collected, but then at the end where he is ending the video, it's just all gone bad. XD Dazzler for life^^

[@kendalshea5465]

5:50 gets me every single time. “ain’t nothin but a thang” 🌈✨

[@jonathanm1547]

14:39 makes me laugh everytime him singing lol

[@shiveringnowaki]

"Why does the ice have Parkinson's?!" I laughed so hard

[@kirstenfleming3485]

SAME 🤣🤣🤣

[@styxthistle497]

As an actual bar tender*, not using a shot measure when pouring out spirits is the most peculiar thing *a bar tender in the middle of nowhere in the UK

[@bradleymorris4089]

Right! i thought the same thing. tho i pour free hand too lol

[@EllenTheArtist]

Bartenders in my country don't use shot measures 😆

[@styxthistle497]

@@EllenTheArtist that's really interesting!

[@samphilip4477]

the game was frustrating enough imagine having to use shot measures 😂

[@styxthistle497]

@@samphilip4477 very true 😅

[@Waveyzz]

looks like daz is having so much fun on this game, hope to see more of this🤣

[@ellieroseeditz]

12:20 when he puts straw in wrong glass then it failed him I lost it 😂😂🤩🤩

[@procactusfox5505]

Daz's videos are my therapy lol, 12:42 is the best part of this video for me

[@xoxslayzgaming649]

Same here, fucking hilarious 😂

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

12:42 Daz: "Take a long glass and shove it up your a$$" Always gets me laughing hard XD

[@lfc2729]

This bit was the funniest 🤣

[@dovethewingedwarrior424]

@@lfc2729 And Gin and tonic, absolutely 🤣

[@matthewholzken5019]

@@dovethewingedwarrior424 and the vamoof

[@owl3093]

I’m screaming uncontrollably 😂😂😂

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

@@owl3093 That means your body loves to watch Daz. I guess he is the true cure for feeling down^^

[@PvtDutch]

Daz: "lets serve some pints" My brain: "mega pints?"

[@plantyt3246]

Yo that’s a reference Also I like how the first bot’s programmer clearly couldn’t spell 😂

[@EemanArshad]

omg i literally said the same exact thing😂

[@kiersteng201]

My brain: “they come in pints?”

[@zeebeereacts8844]

Ayyyy! A JD reference🤣🤣🤣

[@r.t.c.no.1529]

The part with the White Rum and having to put more in because of crisis’ happening had me dying. 🤣🤣

[@carleyswansbury]

"Have a lime cheer up" I don't know why but that made me laugh so much lmao

[@eggsbenedict4034]

watching daz get sassy with a bar game for 16 mins is honestly the best way to start my birthday :) thanks daz

[@sienna4122]

LUCKYY YOU GOT THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

[@sarahbaggott673]

Daz pouring drinks and using current issues as measurements has me HOWLING

[@cooperrhodes3360]

13:46 ‘Place your attitude somewhere else’ 😂

[@Rebezolo]

Mom when you actually respond to her question:

[@oleholm5601]

Jack : "Why`s the rum gone ? " Me : " Because Daz was the bartender ! "

[@amandaruttenberg]

15:00 "WRONG ICE!!! THERES ONLY ONE TYEP OF ICE!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MichaelSchumacherfan91]

You can't even spell 😂😂😂😂

[@maxcarter3453]

6:14 I'm impressed by Daz's skills lol

[@coco-uh9bl]

WHEN HE MOCKS THE BRITISH GUY IS SO HILARIOUS- IM DYING RN 💀💀

[@Clara_does_gacha_xx]

daz is british lmao 🤣🤣😂😂

[@AzorAhaiReal]

Alternative Title: Daz takes 16 minutes to make one drink

[@irfanazaam9386]

CubaLibre

[@uncertainhuman7422]

14:43 my last brains in math class 💀

[@RoboJoseCarioca]

10:09 Daz: “HAHAHA, you thought I was going to drop it!” *GLASS BREAKS*

[@Vvampireteeth]

15:24 Another quote to live by: Have a lime! Cheer up - Daz

[@freyja_236]

When daz posts a vid it's like my day just gets 100% better

[@GodlessValkyrie]

pov: you and your friends are at this nightclub talking as daz gets more and more angry at bartending in the background

[@NDJunction]

*me yelling to my friend over the music* : "I LOVE this place; they've got a REAL professional bar tender, too!" *hears glass smashing and daz yelling whilst continuing to dance* "WHOOOO" xD

[@pawel99]

As an actual Barman seeing him but just bitters with nothing else killed me 5:13

[@Just_Ben_YT]

Just one drop in the cup too xD

[@atarsot]

13:31 made me laugh so much haha

[@Drennadan]

Narrator: "take a long glass" Daz: "and shove it up your ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wheezed so hard I sounded like a donkey 😅

[@zachplayz279]

What time stamp?

[@skymewton2281]

I love how Daz gets so angry at the game, I couldn’t stop laughing at him 😂. Stay dazzling ❤️

[@ae3834]

"OH! A COKE! ..... *breaks it, him surprised* it's gone-" HAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAH You're the best to make me (and anyone) laugh. Love you and keep up with the wonderful and joyful work that are these videos to bring up our day/night at anytime! :D

[@kevinplays3768]

7:14 i started dying🤣🤣🤣

[@_unexxenu_4211]

15:25 Cheer up, have a lime! I don't know why that was so funny XD

[@OMO04]

12:42 THE WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME DIE FROM LAUGHTER BUT THIS THIS IS HILARIOUS DAZ IS COMEDY GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@th1rd753]

i love the simulators!!! the way daz reacts to how the games are played is just hilarious

[@henrysharpe3821]

I was crying with laughter throughout the whole video 🤣 especially at the end where he starts smashing all the bottles 🤣🤣

[@lindsaymartinez9162]

I literally can barely breathe I’m rolling around on my bed I’m crying 🤣😭

[@staroryx3395]

same 🤣😭

[@kaelani7799]

11:23 Daz: I’m kind of mesmerized, I’ve never actually paid attention to the dancers! They’re doing all SORTS of shit! I kind of want to be out there Me: at this point, you and I both belong there, CupaLibre has pissed me off too

[@Grzegorz_is_Baq]

8:30 40 ml coming right up 😅 thats vodka........😂😂😂😂 why I'm laughing so much at this statement😂😂

[@dovethewingedwarrior424]

15:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *AI voice guy:* Gin and tonic! *Daz:* Gin and tonic! Absolutely!!

[@brookelynmccomas2139]

i was CRACKING UP at 8:00 LITERALLY DYING

[@pandaplays14000]

Have a dazzling day, Daz! Love your videos so much :)

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

All of the replies are sex bots, that’s concerning.

[@1spidey]

@@AustinTheWeenieTickler yeah it's taking over comment sections and it's so hard to find actual replies 😭

[@lucykeen1163]

Even if he did this in real life, daz would probably quit the job 20 minutes in 💀

[@KimoraVamp]

That's cute you think he would last 20 minutes 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kaylaismyname]

5 seconds more like it 😂

[@dovethewingedwarrior424]

14:54 This is exactly how it feel about my day job! FUCK THIS JOB!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Georgi1]

The angrier he got, the funnier the video got 😂

[@CMFT_69]

8:33 “that’s vodka, FUCK SAKE!”😂😂

[@christinanovelle]

I have never laughed for 16 minutes straight before until now

[@peppabig4035]

I got the notification for a video and accidentally clicked it, unexpectedly got Daz yelling “GUYS” on my screen.

[@Sungpixie_]

10:02 LMAOO HIS "ok🧍" is killing me

[@elxoxo0]

FR

[@Red_1789]

10:25 is the best part 😂😂

[@Jay-Ivarson]

"Not with cooking simulator, it's coming" Only been 6 months since last one🤣

[@ddzz6340]

Hello, fan! 👆🏼 Add up on telegram to claim prize

[@panicathogwarts]

Thats probably how long he's needed to recover

[@jtaylor1773]

Daz actually makes you forget all your problems for a short amount of time thanks daz

[@6zbp886]

15:34 'aha ha! ice ice baby dundundundundundundundundun! i failed... :('

[@Tbag2106]

E

[@kristyn5833]

If I'd see this at a bar I'd be dying on the ground of laughter 🤣🤣 thank you so much Daz for making my day better❤️

[@ggymnast3]

@16:25 IM DEAD!!!! Smash smash smash 'Americano'

[@StormWatch991]

This definitely has to be one of the funniest simulators I've seen, hehe. You are always a joy to watch Daz. x 💗

[@josephmcmahan4859]

10:08 had me dying🤣

[@dinosaurierhuhn]

4:04 I'M WHEEZING

[@amelah.villari7054]

1:51 lol what the heck was he trying to do? Put it back in the bottle?🤣

[@garyhale3495]

I laughed so hard that I cried this was so funny. I’m going through a very rough time in my life and I’m glad I stumbled across Daz on here. He has made me realise I can still laugh and there is some joy in the world. You may not see this but I want to say thank you Daz your videos have stopped me going to a dark place. Wish there was some way I could co tact him to thank him personally

[@Stinkywhispers]

Daz, these simulation games are top tier, always make me belly laugh 😃

[@TR0VEX.]

2:25 why the ice got parkisons 💀😂

[@amityjewel4528]

We need more VR content, I was in stitches from laughing not even 2 minutes in 🤣

[@011edits6]

Daz: “No one can use a straw” Also Daz: “Let me put a straw” (Huge fan by the way)

[@GohSiuLinYuhuaps]

8:02 made me laughing too hard and the CuBaLiFeVeR🙄

[@Eplo1]

11:04 THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH

[@YL_MXMMR2]

2:07 "Ahh a coke" *breaks* "its gone" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@campingkoala712]

This is the most I’ve laughed with daz since cooking sim 😂😂😂

[@Thisisfootballedits]

Who else wants to see cooking simulator come back?

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

​@@ThisisfootballeditsCompletely gonna dash to KZbin once I see the notification about the video dropping

[@Live_laugh_love_idk13]

8:48 Daz: *mimics* “TaKe A lOnG gLaSs AnD fIlL iT wItH iCe CuBeS. Is that what they think British people sound like?”

[@Bubble_wrapPop]

I have a really bad flu rn and I love watching Daz’s videos because they never fail to make me cry with laughter 😂 Dazzlers forever 💜

[@edith2367]

Thank you for your videos daz they always make me so much happier. I recently lost my dog to a brain tumor and these videos have taken my mind off of it and have pulled me from the darkest places. Keep doing what you're doing ♥️♥️ STAY DAZZLING

[@catrina8097]

its currently 10:30 pm where im at and ive had the absolute worst day of my life. it was terrible. cried so hard i couldnt breathe, had my whole family turn on me. i came home went in my room and immediately started watching your videos. doesnt matter how bad i feel you always make me laugh and whether or not i use it as a distraction, you mean the world to me Daz and dont EVER stop doing what you do❤.

[@kwatwho7968]

That is the real daz

[@AlexNona80]

call 911 on family

[@Koontzryan]

Hope you are doing better

[@Tazz_Toxic]

My boyfriend and I were dying of laughter. You.get just as angry as we do when it comes to that game. You should try beatsaber next! Love ya Daz!!

[@insanegaming4474]

@@kingmankingboy8743 nobody cares :D

[@kate-f9m]

14:37 god daz got those vocals and dance moves 😭

[@elxoxo0]

11:17 "CUBA WHATAFU" 😭

[@wolfer9203]

You know you in for a great luagh when it's a simulator game, Daz getting angry at a game is just hilarious

[@bangtanboizus9094]

The immediate bottle throw after the glass got smashed by the door😂

[@madsbarth-bjaadal706]

"Well that's a fuhckin straw!" 7:24

[@drag0nsl8r89]

I love how pissed he is about hearing “Cuba lebri” a thousand times

[@amandaruttenberg]

10:10 "Ha ha you thought i was going to drop it" 10 seconds later "smash" 🤣🤣🤣