Worst Thief Ever | Thief Simulator

[@crazy922blade]

I imagine if Daz ever invaded a house the owners would walk downstairs, look in the kitchen and see his ski mask pulled up halfway while he’s sipping some tea. Now that would be an experience to tell the grandkids

[@eggstien_plays9643]

@Daz Games 🅥 explained what Mr 144 subs

[@Steffaroo22]

first time ive seen a daz bot

[@skullsckull]

@@Steffaroo22 same

[@SirHolton1]

@Daz Games 🅥 bro can you reply to me on Snapchat it would mean the world to me thanks of you can

[@Nate_mc]

he would go straight to the kids room

[@fernann4186]

Daz: I am invisible. I am a professional. Daz literally 2 seconds later: I am going to prison.

[@rayali619]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@hanns115]

Literally my D&D character 🤣

[@AIRSOFT24503]

Going to prison for grooming a child that’s for sure!!!!

[@dlc435]

That’s right. Going to prison for sticking his Fat Smelly CHAFED Johnson where it doesn’t belong!

[@nolimits6082]

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[@nekokabuuuri]

Imagine trying to sleep and just as you're about to sleep you hear a British man say *"Is this neighbourhood deaf?"*

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

I would just go back to sleep, thinking I had way too much sugar intake XD

[@mmmisterstealth]

Daz : *breaks window* Also Daz : *opens window to climb inside*

[@Lindahhhhh]

Fr 😭

[@Mydisastrouslife]

“Am I stealing for Gordon Ramsey?!” 😂 Daz is so funny

[@rattusrattus2520]

FR FR fr

[@creamcakecoffee]

@Daz Games shorts 🅥 the lies 😂

[@YurokiHakugaisha]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha so funny

[@IAmNumberOne1]

@Daz Games 🅥 wow, a daz bot.

[@felix-123-h5x]

@Audrey Jones you’re sick, he’s dead and you’re making fun of him, I hope u get banned

[@marieraudmets6328]

"I stole a damn TV from the 19th century"🤣 Make it more Daz I want some more laughing cramps!😂❤

[@derpydevilolidk]

Dud your comment section is filled with two bots

[@PooSkids]

@@derpydevilolidk make that three

[@doubleinchbarbie]

@@PooSkids do u play episode!?!

[@derpydevilolidk]

@@PooSkids oh

[@wisetree5322]

@@PooSkids make that four

[@thatonechick5957]

Daz: opens front door. Also Daz: doesn’t use front door, instead puts tv through window and breaks it😂

[@Mills-Mills200]

Yeah aha, thats just the professional theif way on how to steal a television 😂

[@emmabrown760]

Daz playing simulator games are just amazing seeing him struggle with only things he can struggle with 😂😂

[@leahbrickwood5092]

🤣🤣

[@FoxXDragonfly]

Daz casually crouching the entire game 🤣

[@k9thundra]

Playing while sitting: "Why am I 4 feet tall?"

[@itsjackson91]

I found the stealing only one shoe funnier than I should have 😂

[@mysterydemon1470]

Same 😂

[@l0v3bug06]

Daz: “why am I 4 foot tall?” Also Daz: *sitting down*

[@May-zp6en]

mans was crouching the entire game that's talent

[@thatone3AMcreature]

Without knowing too 😂

[@QuietScoutYP]

@@thatone3AMcreatureHe said, “It’s ‘cause I’m playing in sitting mode, isn’t it?” and then stood up to be taller, so he did know 🤣

[@dorel7142]

"These people really need to be more careful with their money." Said Daz as he casually shoved a pile of money into a bag.

[@tenshihinanawi1534]

Daz never fails us to make our day better

[@kykoooe]

npc

[@kjelljeg8720]

Yes IT is truhf

[@aliciax5854]

@@DJFREEZZ It’s a bot lmao

[@DJFREEZZ]

@@aliciax5854 oh whoops

[@legacypuppy2810]

@Audrey Jones no you dont😂

[@evie-yx7if]

"I'm a professional..!" - turns - "I'm... - going to prison."

[@elizabythe]

Was having a rough day because of my college classes and as soon as I was about to sleep it off, Daz comes in with a video. You always put a smile on my face Daz. I hope all is well with you! ❤️

[@ishxxl]

@Daz Games 🅥 bruh bot

[@D3mentdDuck]

@Daz Games 🅥 bruh get out

[@D3mentdDuck]

@J Dude you can leave too :)

[@ishxxl]

@J Dude lmao

[@aestheticxr0s1e]

i just loved his singing, "Roses.... Ugly bench...No ones in...." and instead of the "No ones in" i wouldve said "Stupid door" 😂 12:38-12:49 - an amazing thief the musical narrated and sung by Daz Black. 😂 💙

[@nikkicat_1232]

Thank you for being such a genuinely funny guy - always makes my day when you upload 😀

[@Shortcake8399]

If Daz was an actual robber he’d be judging them the whole way through the house.😂

[@shaukahodan2373]

Honestly I think Daz would make a good reputation as a criminal just stealing everyone’s fry pans.

[@km.nicole]

No words can describe the joy I feel when Daz uploads a new video.❤

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Same 🥰

[@mschoy1597]

Watching Daz get frustrated at anything is the best cure for depression!

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

Confirmed

[@MissyBloom00]

Husband: "Honey, Wheres the toaster?" Wife: "It should be on the counter hun!" Husband: "Its not there!" Daz: * *Toasting bread with his stolen toaster* *

[@shaukahodan2373]

Daz never stop making people laugh

[@roguebot20]

Vinny: … and don’t let anyone see you! Daz: alright they won’t see me! Literally 3 seconds later Daz: they’re gonna see me!

[@Sleepyy_Ari]

daz is definitely the best youtuber, no questions asked

[@tylertalsma7794]

I still can't believe you're like one of the only people I've seen from the beginning to now..... For your whole internet career. Such an amazing KZbinr to this day.

[@the_autumn_0w095]

Id love to see a part 2 where you start robbing houses with actual security! This is hilarious.

[@Okus477]

He said he probably will do since this game contains multiple levels, can’t wait for the part 2 of this XD

[@ImpactBST]

Samme

[@Hizuplex]

5:17 for some reason daz sounds a whole lot like the big crab from Moana and that little hit was hilarious

[@starczx4054]

i cant explain how excited i get when daz uploads

[@DJFREEZZ]

SAME!

[@matthewjones684]

Daz: “Thats the house i want to rob” *drops tv for the 2nd time* 😂😂

[@Freefonix1234]

Tested for Covid this morning, so I've spent the entire day binge watching old Daz videos and laughing my self to death. Thanks for making my day better Daz! ^_^

[@mel.295]

I love this ❤️ would definitely do the same ( and have done 😂)

[@jwp999999]

He’s a nonce tho?

[@little_mix_vault4817]

Hope you get better soon bud!

[@Freefonix1234]

@@little_mix_vault4817 Thank you!

[@therealjoeydee]

Binge watch Andrew tate, maybe you’ll become a man…

[@skelley1122]

That slight tap on the window has me rolling

[@Aimsandthegamenightcrew22]

i was scrolling to find this comment yess 😂

[@NovaScotch_3]

Thank you for uploading Daz, I’m going through something extremely heart breaking with my family right now. This is what I needed. Update: my dad has passed away. October 7th, 2022. Asking for prayers ❤️

[@iliveparanormal4477]

I hope everything goes well and gets better for you and your family 😊

[@jamesfarrar3363]

I'm very sorry for what has happened to your family, and I hope you are doing ok.

[@immi3354]

I hope all works out okay for you. Daz is great at cheering us all up

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

I'm so sorry I hope things get better soon God bless you and hope you have an amazing day much love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@NovaScotch_3]

Thank you so much everyone for the sweet wishes!!

[@caitlincampbell1506]

Daz “oh shit im on the street….good evening” 😂😂😂😂 I lost it lol

[@dolliminals]

lost it when he turned the window wipers on 💀💀

[@mnlxlover00]

Yesss some of my favorite Daz plays are when he does simulators... Would love to see you play more of this game, Daz!!

[@georgiaadventures1419]

Daz never stop making people laugh

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yes he's so funny lol 😂

[@supermario.wahoo_20]

fr

[@ILOVETAYLORSWIFT13104]

12:42 “Roses ugly bench no ones innnn” had me dying

[@gracexo2356]

“I am invisible,I am a professional,I am … Going to prison ,WHOS THAT ?”

[@ariah2024]

Now see if I walked into my kitchen one day and I see Daz routing through my refrigerator. I wouldn’t think nothing of it. 😂 I would just carry-on with my day 😂

[@Shortcake8399]

He'll only steal your frying pan anyway😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jensonlee6294]

Hi Daz! Love the videos, if I'm having a tough time I always come to your videos to cheer me up. I am so grateful for all you do for me and the youtube community Thankyou.

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

8:49 Daz-No one will see me *proceeds to break a window* ...They might see me. (Great one, Daz XD)

[@nachoartsi1936]

I like how the music stopped soon as he got a crowbar Also how his subs treat him like a god(good cause he is)

[@alex-u1n9f]

"Am I playing this for Gordon Ramsey" I can't daz is amazing and so funny

[@ElaineMills420]

I stayed home from school today because I'm sick and it's been a boring day but as soon I saw you post a big smile came on my face. You never fail to make us happy. I love you daz. ❤

[@VoicePlayz]

I LOVE VR content from Daz, we got to have more! From horror games to bloody fighting games! Your headset should have a half decent mic so you should be able to stand up and play as well!

[@sabrinaTmartens]

He has played other vr games standing up so he has a good microphone

[@theminiaturedonkey]

Please do another and rob bigger houses! I found this hilarious and very entertaining. If I had a VR I’d definitely play this game as well. Keep up the great work 😊

[@Alfieleeson]

14:49 daz:if i leave it there 1 sec later daz:EASY MONEY

[@walkingdead1937]

I would kinda want Daz to break into my house. Just imagine hearing him outside like: "I am invisible" "I am a professorial" ... "I am... going to prison"

[@LouM897]

“Roseeeeees, ugly beeeeench, no one’s iiiiin, dun dun” 🤣

[@mikky2745]

5 minutes and there is already 5k views... that says something. Love your videos daz, keep up the great work. Thanks for EVERYTHING you do.

[@dinarapetraityte7829]

When it comes to needing humor in my life Daz is always there making me laugh until the point where i start crying of laughter and having belly aches but it's all worth it thank you Daz for being such a funny and amazing inspiring person. ❤❤

[@felix-123-h5x]

@Eluwina go away bot

[@Birdee110]

Ur vids are like the only thing keeping me from having a massive mental break down and destroying my whole fricking room, thank u daz 💗👏😽

[@ennskale]

"oh no I can't watch breaking bad... But at least I have ketchup"😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻 this was like a thief from Brassic -series. So much fun!

[@rjilo3868]

Love to see a part 2

[@ETuniverse03]

Daz playing simulator games are so funny 😂definitely need more of these

[@Xila]

daz as a thief would just get distracted critiquing the leftovers in the fridge lmfaoo

[@27Lauralynn]

This had me cracking up Daz! I would love to see more of this .

[@felix-123-h5x]

@Hades r u a bot

[@linkthehero5314]

Daz is happy when a game has a flashlight

[@megannicole9921]

i died when he said “ how do i get in the car and NOT WAVE AT IT”😭😭love daz

[@atomiclena128]

Thank you, Daz. Rough day today but you always make it better. ❤

[@MonaRisa2011]

The fact that he was passing by the fence, whistling to look natural was hilarious 😂

[@LottieLaufeyson]

POV: Your a woman standing looking out your window not suspecting a thing Daz: *Breaks into your garden and spots you* Also Daz: "OH MY GOD THERES A WOMAN!"

[@winter-wolf442]

#2 on trending in gaming, well done daz!

[@Matpit18]

Honestly I think Daz would make a good reputation as a criminal just stealing everyone’s fry pans.

[@imanassole9421]

7:35 HaHA! Joke's on you Daz! I've always kept my life savings in my dirty clothes bin!

[@F4lI3nSt4r]

i would invite daz for tea if i saw him "robbing" my house. He is the most sassiest thief I have ever seen.☕☕☕☕☕👌👌👌

[@zmbieboi.102]

"STOP going *beep beep* " 7:48

[@R0mb510]

Loved this! Was hoping for more but can’t see any 😢

[@itto2369]

It's always makes my day when Daz posts a new video!

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Me too ❤️😍

[@lisabrok3907]

Please do another one this was so fun to watch❤️☺️

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

"Why am I 3ft tall?" I'm just imagining *Daz being a midget* who's been sneaking into people's houses to steal stuff, all whilst singing about what he's doing lmao

[@jasonsfood9838]

KZbin for me is all about daz, makes me so happy when I'm feeling shit 😊 love the daz watches

[@jasonsfood9838]

@Siatkarz loved that

[@EllieIs2Cool]

Hi daz. Im a big fan and even after a mental breakdown you still seem to make me smile

[@caramillia160]

I hope you’re ok friend Xx I’m here to talk if you would like ❤️. You are loved

[@JazzyJ.theRat]

Daz I’m such a big fan saying it’s only an hour ago this made me happy i didn’t expect to be early to your video 😊 i wish the best for you

[@Bre3ze_.]

another banger video like always, keep it up daz

[@felix-123-h5x]

@Doni Suep bruh stop nobody likes bots

[@Lawk203]

15:12 I couldn’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂😂

[@VPXUMIII]

'AM I STEALING FOR GORDEN RAMSEY?' - Daz Black 2022

[@CHRIST0PH3R_R0B1N]

Classic daz. I wouldn’t even mind if he broke in, guys, if daz comes round LEAVE SOME TEA ON THE TABLE!

[@YoMateo.]

Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

[@immybest6678]

YES PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE

[@Infamous_Goose]

Why can I just imagine Daz wearing full black walking up the side of a house with a rope 😂

[@kylemcgill3082]

Only if a 13 year old lives there

[@ateezle]

I've been waiting ages for another daz simulator video😭

[@sprouseyy]

The VR videos are always my favourite ones

[@RoeAlx]

DAZ: I robbed a house, i robbed a house, i stole a damn tv from the 19th century. me: YA, GET IT DAZ

[@poisonedangel6666]

Daz never fails to make us laugh XD We love you daz

[@midnightvoids]

geniunely laughed for about 3 mintues straight after Daz couldn't work out how to get in the car! 🤣

[@FoxXDragonfly]

Imagine some dude with a flashlight on his head just casually rubbing your windows with his gloves

[@feliciacortez473]

Hay Daz play more Thief simulator this game looks amazing😅lol

[@Phd888]

I hope he does more of these so he can go to the creepy desolate house 🤣🤣

[@koko_011]

It's great to see you making videos again. we've missed you daz

[@elenoraspina8415]

Daz would break in and cook the family a meal as good as Gordon

[@RHBR01]

Oh Daz, you're going to have a time with this game. The houses and neighborhoods just keep ramping up the difficulty. 😆

[@livvy_01]

hiii

[@wholandagreenidge1810]

HEY

[@DankMemeCentral69]

@UCnTEilho1fWHD2cBaZ4h16Q ty

[@burmatt5980]

Hello

[@olivermottram2519]

​@Audrey Jones thats a bit harsh

[@reverseewokyubyub7749]

@Audrey Jones you make trash videos xd techno makes ten times the better videos you do only reason i dont insult you is cause techno wouldn’t want us to

[@jennylee2346]

Yes Daz please do more of these videos! Love the theif stimulator, just for the fact of listening to your excitement and goofiness lol. Thanks alot man!

[@ameliawoodcock2594]

I honestly, genuinely feel happier when Daz uploads

[@lisaheseltine5269]

Hi daz I love your videos there are so funny you make me laugh so much playing games you are a fantastic person can t wait for more videos😂 😂😂

[@randomdazz]

Daz put the ketchup in the freezer lol - so now they have a frozen bottle of ketchup and no tv lol

[@dstevenson1980]

You need an award ! Been in stitches watching this 😂 you are so fabulously funny

[@queennorway1855]

Daz never fail to entertain😂

[@cliffwalker3543]

🤣 love your videos. Especially the simulation ones. The cooking one had me on the floor in tears lol this robbery one defo need to do more please 😬😬

[@groomie]

No chance last night I was wishing he played this while I watched markiplier play this lmao