Daz Watches Woman Has Baby On Toilet

[@RandomPerson-wb1tx]

Tony: and all you could hear was a splash Me: SHES DUN A SHET

[@tsukki24]

"men are just sacs of organs" First time I've EVER heard that, so I died on the floor with laughter.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vincent-jq7bq]

not funny :(

[@hospitaldoll6588]

Vincent Vrielink it is funny lmao

[@Kayyy_Layyy]

It was funny but like not to die on the floor laughing I’m confused 👀

[@Vincent-jq7bq]

@@Kayyy_Layyy same and im a man so i feel insulted :/

[@kiera_klark8171]

When I first saw this comment I read “sacks of orgasms” 😂🤣

[@sinem6019]

Person: Where were you born? Child: *I’ll show you*

[@dreamgirl_-xz7ri]

😂

[@Sam_Fry]

😂

[@sweettea735]

😂

[@ipettynote]

😂

[@luden3677]

😂

[@luma16]

Imagine your mum gets mad at you and she says "I WISH I WOULD HAVE FLUSHED"

[@ynjones-soot8506]

Bellatrix (my mother) said something like that. So, I was at Draco's (my cousin) house, and I fell into the toilet, and Draco helped me out, then went and told my mother, then me and her got into a argument, and she said dhe wished she came, so she could of flushed, and then Voldemort (my father) came in and dragged her out. That's da end. *Now that's alot of damage*

[@vampxst]

@Y/N Jones-Soot^° girl what is this💀

[@yerinko8169]

@@vampxst a wattpad fanfic

[@MarchieHare]

@@ynjones-soot8506 wtf- r you on drugs or sum

[@feIixsbrownie]

@@ynjones-soot8506 what 😭

[@samanthalugo4204]

4:28 “how could you not feel it like spinning around your spine” Ｂａｂｙ ｓｔｒｉｐｐｅｒ

[@demiontop7]

Samantha Lugo SOMEBODY COME GIIT HEEEER SHE DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPERR

[@gabbymclain9774]

Somebody come get her she dancin like a stripper 😂

[@misterb9833]

*SHES A MANIAC, MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR! SHE IS DANCING LIKE SHES NEVER DANCED BEFORE~*

[@chloes7751]

somebody go get her shes dancing like a stripper *ay*

[@girlwhatamievendoing995]

Glad im not the only one

[@incognitoogilvie2.097]

DAZ: Women are amazing! (Except for Linda...) ME: That shade though...😂

[@nariaa.4006]

Incognito Ogilvie 2.0 LINDA!

[@MrKiro666]

Hi

[@rhiannaxx1644]

POORRRR LINDAAAA

[@lunchface3341]

Daz sould count his days for this

[@zenvanden991]

Who is Lindy

[@naboos4432]

"I've seen 'Alien"..." Made me laugh so hard!

[@RouxHarbour]

I remember a guy I dated wanted to do netflix and chill with that movie, and I was just "um how about no??" and he was like "but why?" and I was like "because that shit is alarmingly what I think of pregnancy to be, not really gonna put me in the mood will it??!"

[@soyharadaww2geek847]

@@RouxHarbour XDDDDD

[@BiffConely0130]

Imagine tony acadently flushed without looking in the toilet. Baby: WEEEEEE

[@Sanatizer_143]

Lmao 😂

[@unicorn1872]

Oml 😂

[@army-atiny-stantalents2765]

I hope that kid will never be depressed. Imagine how many times he'd say " Ever since l was born, my life was *crappy* "

[@cigdggfy5457]

Underrated

[@camperswearpampers1835]

Jail

[@lilyselman1111]

literally

[@drippingbeans]

ARMY ATINY HI

[@taehyungzxx]

HELLO FELLOW KPOP STAN

[@shadowmangaming4251]

That girl be like “Unexpected item in bagging area”

[@Clara-gn7yk]

this is great 😂

[@jb-nn9ek]

ShadowManGaming 😂

[@amymkr26]

😂😂😂😂

[@lauraspurgeonx]

Wow ahahah 😂

[@bethd8300]

😂😂😂

[@kaelynbird8195]

Husband: "I just thought she might have ate something... the day before..." Daz: "Yeah... ABABY"

[@notaseat5934]

Just saw this exact comment on another video

[@notaseat5934]

^^ nvm sorry KZbin was glitched again 🙄

[@user-wp8vr7vh7k]

@@notaseat5934 did you see the Charlie puth comment

[@notaseat5934]

@@user-wp8vr7vh7k um no

[@user-wp8vr7vh7k]

@@notaseat5934 okay, that's the one I saw, I was just checking

[@Probably-Ducky]

The man: she probably just ate something wrong Daz: ya a baby

[@HaleKelsey1]

“You look like you’ve been in a radiation accident! Where did you get tanned if you’re orange? CHERNOBYL?!” Might be my favorite line ever.

[@lielkort6932]

I'm laughing of this line like 10 minutes and it's still going 😂

[@kandibracelet4465]

Daz 2019

[@Thefamilydisappointment]

well that explains trump then.

[@renni1i]

sameee hahah

[@abishaimallien3365]

His he describing Sebastian bails

[@abbs1286]

"That's when they took the baby" Daz: "AND THEY COOKED IT?" me: **wheezing**

[@A-_-A.]

I WHEEZED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT SKKSKSKS 😂

[@snaaihaai07]

sunnypjm armyy 💜

[@genjibxll]

Jungkookies And Cream no

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

ikr lmao

[@willenglish3598]

I didn’t like the comment so it would stay at 420 likes

[@hollie_marie]

"The baby's looking at me like dad are you going to pick me up" 🤣🤣

[@hotdogsaredisgusting]

Lmao 😂

[@nbryan0585]

Right on time, when I read ur comment. 😂😂

[@SquishyFor7]

Daz: I have heard of baby’s being in the back of the body… how do you not feel the baby swirling around your spine? Me: so Daz thinks pregnancy is pole dancing aliens?

[@blankabontovics7063]

- Dasy, you were born in a hospital or at home? :) - I was born in a toilet .-. - Oh.

[@blankabontovics7063]

@Kit And I oop... xD 😅

[@valentina7456]

Random woman: My baby was born in a hospital! This woman: *_hold my baby_*

[@somxr_738]

So good

[@somxr_738]

Cant believe im the first reply, im 12 hours lat

[@tanayabates7984]

Valentina Bucovaz DHS is the thanks very beautiful girl I have a

[@aliya9277]

I’ll never forget that one video when Linda actually answered 😂😭👌

[@aeoaormdnaog]

Aliya T what video was it? :0

[@niveamoses1420]

@@aeoaormdnaog kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6ilkKePocR3Z5I

[@chloevandermerwe3036]

@@aeoaormdnaog daz watches what could go wrong, or something like that...

[@Yamyito]

Aliya T Ikr

[@swiftershd3815]

It was his daughter

[@user-mx8he7qi1m]

Daz: "Oh mum I'm a thing now am i? THANKS everybody is gunna call me thing now!" Tony: "The baby is looking up at me from in the toilet like you gunna pick me up DAD? 😂

[@marissamoore8524]

The girl: there’s a baby in the toilet The ad: My PEriOd GoES BeYOnD PAiN

[@elliebennice1234]

Hahahahhahahahhaha damn u ads

[@tatumlily5644]

Marissa Moore ikr same with me. That add will not go away,

[@skiinksways8445]

That’s the only ad that exists in 2020

[@lisa2simpy326]

Same

[@allisongodwin7698]

Ive gotten those ads like 20 times :/

[@sapliniva938]

"Mommy, how was I born?" *"I'll tell you when you're older-"*

[@mooncrumble9036]

*Mom & baby in fight * Mom: There's a reason I call *yOU a lITtLe ShIIIITTTT--*

[@potato914]

*God whispers* you were born in a toilet my child😂😅

[@teganhindley5955]

Hahah

[@aliciahennessey6507]

I wonder if a woman after giving birth can nav her period.....

[@avocados31]

Moon Boi lol

[@ughitsmarlee6098]

Flushes baby Aqua man is BORN!!

[@kyleewittwer6518]

Daisy Doodle Damn

[@BoobooMarjorie7]

Daisy Doodle dun dun dun DC IS WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION

[@NoRegerts]

That's morbid! People actually flush babies in China. Imagine how painful it is for those infants.

[@Dreams_Scapes]

Best comment yet 👌👌👌👌

[@nikawebby6038]

@@NoRegerts The only morbid thing is that you brought that up. Are you awair not every comment is ment to be taken seriously?

[@madelinebyrd4956]

Side rants are always so educational-thanks for teaching us the true facts of life DAZ 😂

[@Sumi.87]

Daz: You ladies are amazing Me: *ugly sobbing* omg, that's so sweet of you! Tysm

[@yh0gur1]

Relatable

[@leelogan6361]

Yup...relateble

[@Nepisalright]

Daz drank a lot of respect women juice that day

[@grantmackay4721]

I would like but it’s at 700 :>

[@GL4DIAT0R_]

Me

[@savvyvandewouwer1161]

“Women are amazing. Period. END. OF. DISCUSSION.” Now this is why he is the best man in this world.

[@sarangayd1343]

yeah. my ex never told me that and then his sibling told me. ended up breaking up with him😔 edit: someone said i sounded like i broke up with him because he didn’t tell me i was amazing. i didn’t break up with him because he never told me that females were amazing. there were other reasons as to why my past relationship didnt work out, its my personal issue anyway. kindly stay out of my relationship, its my problem, not yours. i will correct myself while im at it, *SOME** women are amazing. women who are ok with abortion are not that kind at heart i suppose, or they had their reasons. equality now, some women and some men are amazing. lets all stop arguing cause im ashamed of myself for arguing too. now y’all can stfu about it. :”)

[@ronjaaurora1930]

yes. I agree 100%

[@MuffinHawk]

There not though

[@sarangayd1343]

MuffinHawk they’re* and why aren’t women amazing?? we cook for our husbands at times(depends on the relationship), we literally push human beings out of us. do you know how painful it is to give birth?? its very, very painful. i actually have a little girl, shes 8 months old now. we cook, clean, (just like men, we all can) and shove human beings out of us😂

[@Winbretrio]

MuffinHawk They’re* If you’re gonna insult us do it right

[@goaty_]

WHERE DID YOU GET TANNED, CHERNOBYL?? IM IN LITERAL TEARS 😂😂😂

[@nightcreseal8704]

I read that as he said it 🤣🤣🤣

[@davemarriott985]

Where did you get tanned? More like Donald Trump's election am I right? 😀

[@coolbutlonely3038]

*Donald Trump has entered the chat* Daz: ORANGE IS NOT A TAN! *Donald Trump has left the chat*

[@MrKiro666]

Hi

[@deadshot2081]

He's not that orange

[@elfuego7317]

i don’t mind the guy but it’s true😂

[@samanthadinkel1223]

@@deadshot2081 i mean he looks like a cheeto xD

[@sofiapires7130]

@Stella Grande I was thinking the same 💀💀💀

[@AlienQueen2000]

"Women are amazing. Except for Linda."

[@bts_6192]

Oop-

[@peacheyplays1018]

Me as my teacher called Linda she hates us we hate her she tells us to shuhs when we are quiet

[@jayjones8641]

Who is Linda?😐

[@jayjones8641]

Nvm

[@silence9966]

@@jayjones8641 you know you can delete comments right

[@seventh-seraph-cqc-1225]

This reminded me of the Kim Kardashian vine Kim Yes Bitch I can’t go to the toilet JUST PUSH Oh it’s ok I was pregnant

[@beowulf22]

We have an OG

[@KillingLonliness]

@@beowulf22 that's what I was going to say

[@magicalpixie710]

I love that vine!!

[@creekunderscore]

*HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE-*

[@vmitchum]

Hardcore cuber/ gamer OMG YES

[@quendelf]

“Was it her eyes? Her grace?” All I want in life is a compliment from Daz.

[@sagesycamore5218]

I read the title and my first thought was "Daz, what the f-"

[@michelle-ux9zg]

FrostBitee yep same here😂

[@jappdinguzz953]

I was like: Tf..??

[@saige6442]

@FrostBitee my reaction was your profile pic lol Hyunjin tho

[@sagesycamore5218]

@@saige6442 xD

[@i.fullsun9343]

stay👺👺

[@CJs-Life]

Who remembers the vine he made "Hey kim!" "Yes bish" "I can't go to the toilet" "Just push" "Oh it's okay, I was just pregnant"

[@fennec4231]

c.r vlogs oh my god that is amazing

[@pepsi198]

Oh my gosh yes😂😂

[@cracklepop1203]

Omg yeessssssssssss

[@ellielea3585]

*golf claps*

[@jessbrodie1464]

Oml 😂😂😂

[@Dustbunny19]

* Low disk space pops up* Daz: *whispers* GO AWAY! Me: XD

[@taylorcooper6903]

Yuki Kitty same lmao

[@paigemoore5300]

I was literally reading this as he did that XD

[@Dustbunny19]

@@paigemoore5300 XD

[@har1eyqu1nn]

tony: “dad why aren’t you picking me up?” my mind goes to: “mum pick me up im scared” 😂😂😂

[@ynjones-soot8506]

Wait wait wait! What about: "mum pick me up I'm dropping out." " Why? You've been in school for seven minutes!" "EXACTLY! TOO DAMN LONG!" :D

[@braxtonvillagran2664]

“Men, we are just sacks of organs” -Daz

[@janedullard8463]

As a woman I think for most of the men I know are like that but daz no he’s the only man I have seen I like

[@prettysaii]

Deku- go back to ua

[@braxtonvillagran2664]

@@prettysaii I will not, I have a mission to complete

[@prettysaii]

@@braxtonvillagran2664oop goodluck

[@soymala1366]

@@braxtonvillagran2664 3days later you done with that mission?

[@DeezNuts-sd8kp]

" you come out looking like a fúcking NECTARINE you don't look NoRmAl " I luv that line ;-;

[@ismellavocados8679]

B r o k e n i got the perf timing

[@DeezNuts-sd8kp]

@@ismellavocados8679 k

[@lau506]

"OMG Kim!!" "Yes, betch?" "I can't go to the toilet!" "Just push!" *gives birth* "Oh it's okay, I was pregnant!"

[@tracywhitehurst587]

this is what I was thinking about when I saw this video edit:I meant to say "that"

[@buggy997]

I almost forgot about that

[@reziabegum3627]

Omg I remember

[@queentorisnails5615]

@@tracywhitehurst587 nice

[@thereal_daxp2263]

I was just about to put a comment saying I now know where he found inspiration for that vine

[@xander7236]

child 13 years later: "mum, i feel a bit crappy today" mum: " oh god, how do i tell you this..."

[@savsybunny7955]

‘hey *KIIIM!* ‘ _yes betch_ ‘I CANT GO TO THE TOILET!’ “ *just push* “ ‘.... OH ITS OKAY I WAS PREGNANT’

[@sophielesueur4726]

C h a r m 😂

[@milliemcgee4703]

C h a r m vine

[@lexxp7254]

Best vine EVVVARrrrr

[@Maria-lc7fb]

YESSS THAT WAS THE BEST VINE

[@rileyannee]

Thanks for that

[@gorillaztrash2448]

reconstruction: *wraps baby in tin foil* Daz: they're gunna *bAKE THE BABY!!*

[@Lana-cu5kp]

This reminds me of Daz his vine ‘Just push’ *oh its okay, i was pregnant* 😂😂

[@SlaterWithAPinkWig]

Lana æ I remember that vine

[@SlaterWithAPinkWig]

I remember that vine

[@vanessadavis5175]

For real lmfao😂

[@phatdoobsken6698]

Bahahah that was the best vine

[@teahasbeenspiltatthissessi7030]

😂

[@YourAverage_AriAbdul_Fanx]

“ORANGE IS NOT A TAN! COME OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING NECTERINE” 😂😂😂😂

[@abipask5069]

Imagine being asked where were you born and you having to say "In the toilet" 😂😂😂😂

[@xxkittykatkakexxkit-kat9011]

I would be grossed out it if I heard that,

[@lucyonline5271]

Just say "at home" .. you would still be telling the truth.

[@pixelbit0897]

@@Naif_Alzahrani you just read my mind

[@Glow937]

Yep....I can definitely image it y'know since it's true for me....my friends say they were born in like Flinders hospital then ask me ._. I'll see you at my gravestone

[@frontseaterfighter831]

That's a bit sad

[@kriptix7317]

"imagine going for a shit and out comes a HUMAN"😂

[@jasminebest1013]

Kriptix read this right when he said it lol 😂

[@justplayingaround7819]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 hell yes

[@ericalamb1911]

Thats scary

[@Ki.ttykAt]

Wtf

[@itzme2857]

I was just on that part when I saw this comment + this has 666 likes I made it 666

[@burgerpowder8]

“WOMEN ARE AMAZING” *little while later* “LADIES, ORANGE IS NOT A TAN. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A RADIATION ACCIDENT”

[@toril7318]

@Blueberry.M4 HAHA n0 clearly hes a carrot!

[@PadmeAmidalaEdits]

Bread Lover Camp 👍🏻

[@neskatxaaa]

Or "DON'T HAVE SEX WITH US THEN!"

[@melinaakasya4034]

Bread Lover Camp except from Linda

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

Daz is literally me 5:40

[@wolfsbane3598]

If you’re orange where did you get your Tan?! ChErNoByL 😂😂😂

[@kpurplea.r.m.y8807]

Sebastian bails has entered the chat

[@Jacko-qi8wb]

Of course chernobyl

[@secretlizard4589]

I would have liked this but it’s at 666. I’ll be back tomorrow to like it

[@mackeymoo5872]

“The baby kept looking at me like daddy are you going to pick me up” Me: *falls out of chair laughing*

[@lucysmart2161]

Ungoona

[@lucysmart2161]

U gonna get blocked cuz das hates it when people do that

[@angeloftheshadows1344]

if i was the baby i would that too

[@youcantlotorme8528]

Lucy Smart ???

[@ghosti_vx5342]

@@lucysmart2161 why?

[@ellie-xb9hr]

"I just thought she ate something wrong the day before" Daz: yeah a baby... ... ...........

[@thescorpiosoundszzz9610]

Ellie Jo Nico she ate... a baby...

[@tendoshairgel6260]

“What AND COOKED IT they wrapped it in freaking tinfoil” best line yet

[@nerotion]

*"You woman are AMAZING. except for Linda."* *#StopLindaAbuse*

[@kumalala4447]

#StopLindaAbuse

[@rileyannee]

I'm pissing 😂😂

[@PhoenixJG]

I also agree *#StopLindaAbuse*

[@ankitachandel9209]

#StopLindaAbuse

[@snazzysnail]

#StopLindaAbuse

[@beccat587]

"I thought she just ate something wrong the day before" "YA A BABY"

[@arlieandevedudgeon7246]

Hahahaha

[@pressleyberger599]

“It’s not a TAN if you come out looking like a nectarine” 😂🤣💀 I’m dying!!

[@iiinsurgentfox9143]

JUST KEEP HOLDING THE ORANGE BABY 👶 I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. Me: Runs away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅🥲🥲🥲

[@firefox944]

Donald trump enters chat*

[@caitlin_leanne]

On behalf of the females I’d like to say WE LIVE AND APPRECIATE YOU DAZ THANK YOU FOR HAVING MORE RESPECT THAN SOME MEN WHO HAVE THE RESPECT FOR WOMEN THE SIZE OF AN GRAPE 🍇

[@justdance2096]

8 years later Child: how was I born? Mom: you weren’t planned and you were born in the toilet. Child: oh

[@user-iw7ih2po9m]

haha

[@soymala1366]

Ruthless

[@calebhodgins6488]

I can see it

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

Explains why that child loves swimming so much..

[@calreeGAZA]

@@areyouscaredyet8492 💀

[@diniismail4955]

3:30 orange is not a tan!!! Donald Trump: *am I a joke to you*

[@yuni_strawberi]

me: *Donald Trump..You are a joke to me..*

[@Sireneyedbimbor]

ahem. *YES.*

[@sarahg1483]

Yes

[@xastryiax]

No you mean Sebastian Bails 😂jk

[@xastryiax]

London It’s really mean because he has to cover it up , and the fact he has a skin disease , so why make fun of him

[@PhantomPinetree]

“How can you not feel it spinning around your spine?” I just imagined a baby spinning on a spine like a strip pole hELP-

[@dolly_miyu]

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

[@Ajnabhsynuw]

Pinetree :D lol now I’m imagining it

[@nancy6746]

Pinetree :D somebody come get errrr she dancing like a stripper

[@sarangayd1343]

i’m imagining that now and that seems terrifying and funny at the same time

[@sarangayd1343]

Nancy 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀

[@nofacegirl3247]

The amount of times he's said"FUCKING NECTARINE! " Is ✨ASTRONOMICAL✨

[@flipflapfleebadoobdop9191]

Man: I just thought she ate something wrong Daz: Yeah, *a baby.* I fricking luv Daz, this dood!!! XDDDDD

[@alexn8219]

*oh so thats how babys are made you eat them and they plop out, is there a black market for babys?* *can you grow them in the garden?* *i need answers*

[@vheosk]

alexn310 you can buy babies at the supermarket or you buy some juice that can get you pregnant.

[@KangHaerin001]

Lol

[@alexn8219]

@@KangHaerin001 Oh even yoongi watches daz, i see you're a man of culture aswell

[@alexn8219]

@@vheosk *dOeS tHiS wOrK aS a bOy?*

[@stuffyouwithexplosives]

"Women are amazing." me, a lesbian: DAMN RIGHT

[@ratpoo3546]

I'm pan and DAMN RIGHT

[@theeunoriginalzim]

same lmao fr

[@stuffyouwithexplosives]

yall im pansexual now lol but women are still amazing (is youtube fucking broken)

[@louiswhellem9954]

Lol, go see a therapist

[@M.Rizzy786]

Women are Evil

[@L.canfield]

“Dad are you gonna pick me up”😂😂😂

[@shivenloshi2464]

Son: Mom all my friends say I’m shit Mom:well... their not wrong Son: what do you mean? Mom: hon we need to talk

[@yeren_egar2551]

I'm crying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

What happened to quoting, is this the weird thing youtube does now in place of it

[@txx4068]

To all my sons Ive shat out before

[@wildfishing4148]

😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@v4mpyy.]

LMAO 😂

[@christineandlarryholmes2717]

Man: I thought she ate something bad DAZ: yeah a baby

[@Neilx0]

*flushes with the cord still attached* TONY IM GETTIN SUCKED IN!

[@ShySocialist]

OMG that is dark

[@mysterygirlscool5104]

XD

[@daniellemorgan2997]

😂

[@TonyMontana-si5ek]

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂

[@meluvzu_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣it be like : I don't want this baby I want a refund, I want my money back

[@lolajfletcher]

“This isn’t a hospital is it?” I’m sorry I lost it and started ugly laughing at 12 am

[@zachdebuf8436]

It is 1:01 am and I was laughing 😂😭😭

[@Zhenmoron]

Its 1 month later here

[@Hollyxox-gj7zk]

it’s 02:50 🤫

[@danaeemowly]

My mom probably thinks I’m crazy... I’ve been watching his videos and I’ve been dying of laughter... 🤣

[@addisonmenton516]

Lola Fletcher it’s 4:32 am and I-😂💀

[@moonshine2973]

“Where did you get tanned if your orange..... CHERNOBYL!!!!!!!!!” I really can’t- I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@IAmPro_PattyCakesJer]

Daz: Orange, is not tan! Donald Trump: hold my exfoliater

[@albasully7831]

Me: *forgets headphones gets bored finds this vid* Also me: *keeps turning volume up and down because of sudden SCREAMING* 😂😂

[@kaylamerrill2831]

Oh my God that's so me

[@lordofthecrickets9096]

Ha it's funny because I watched this no headphones in an almost silent nail salon so when Daz yells "FU*K" I just had a whole bunch of Asians looking my way like I was crazy

[@ChickieDaNuggie]

Same😂

[@celestemenich4979]

So me

[@4mazzy]

That was me

[@meadowlandis2384]

When the baby's born: "umm.... guys, it this your way of telling me to be an Olympic swimmer when I grow up?

[@krzysztof2364]

😂

[@alicecullenkinnie6581]

i'm on the 69th like.. . . .

[@xxxdevil_soulsxxxthatismyu5493]

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[@juliam6603]

You should react to the met gala outfits That would be hella funny💀💀

[@toril7318]

Yes i wanna see him roast james charles SO BAD

[@fatimahkhanx]

Julia T a

[@puurrrr]

*kalen from ellen did that. he's also funny but not as daz of course.*

[@elemina4438]

yeeess

[@bo4915]

Oml I want to see his face when he sees Harry’s outfit (Harry Styles)

[@nadiiagoss3702]

I can’t lie he is hilarious. He makes me laugh every time 😭🤣

[@squidwardsbowl6260]

Period: *isnt there for 9 months Lady: tHaTs nORmAl

[@sarahchambers2445]

Some people have periods during pregnancy.

[@tritter15]

You won’t have your period if you breastfeed.

[@jessicayoung4425]

There is a percentage of women who are spared from having periods

[@irishpride2993]

@@sarahchambers2445 no they don't www.babycenter.com/404_can-you-get-your-period-while-youre-pregnant_7102.bc

[@cristina9202]

Yes it's possible for women to still have their periods while pregnant

[@anak732]

imagine the birth certificate Country: usa Place of birth: *the toilet*

[@chrisvaghela3231]

Wow

[@chrisvaghela3231]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂 😹🤣😂🤣😹😹Hahaha wow ur great😊👍

[@N033..]

Oml- 😂😅

[@obsessedwithhim..]

You’re amazing 😂😂😂

[@soulstealer167]

It would probably be where the toilet was so it would say the place then on the toilet

[@leina1716]

Can you imagine if she flushed 😳 “Don’t flush! It’s Lilly!” 😂

[@isla1394]

Lmfao

[@tsuyuasui7185]

SH*T- WE FLUSHED LILLY!- GAH- DAMNIT!!!!-

[@leina1716]

@@tsuyuasui7185 lmaoo

[@tsuyuasui7185]

@@leina1716 lmao 😚❤️❤️

[@x.x0._.sl0w32]

When your names Lilly: 👁💧👄💧👁 MOM WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE A SHIT

[@cadenceburch5265]

The documentery being like "After you wrap your newly born in TiN fOiL make sure to bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit until golden brown.."

[@-namehere-6999]

Picks baby up from toilet *hands to wife* "Have fun, I'm going to bed."

[@jodziepie2930]

“WHERE DID YOU GET TANNED IF YOU’RE ORANGE?!?! - CHERNOBYL?!?!” brb crying

[@ashleighroblox2990]

“Lady’s are amazing the amazing except Linda” poor Linda 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍😢

[@naritaplayz8388]

When ur aunties name is Linda 👁👄👁

[@bokutohasenteredthechat9720]

When ur name is Linda 👁👄👁. My name is not Linda but imagine

[@S2U7]

And Karen

[@laylaseditz__7290]

Huh

[@Lexii_MSP]

Linda's watching this: 👁👄👁

[@MrSausageRoll]

I would’ve laughed if they flushed the toilet

[@tula2109]

“How could you not feel it dancing around your spine” SoMbBOdY cOmE Get Er SHe DanCiNg LiKe a StriPeR

[@missknome7055]

Lol I'm going be singing that that all night now

[@itsmerosie5084]

Same

[@mias10x]

SoMeBoDy CoMe GeT hErE sHeS sPeAkInG tO tHe MaNgeR

[@liam_the_small0764]

type normally

[@Janthonyjo]

wE dOnT wAnT tO tYpE nOrMaLlY tHoUgH

[@xnevx-pu3pt]

Nobody: The baby: *this isn't a hospital is it*

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

*the baby= "this isn't a hospital is it?"

[@lolalots5811]

Art Deco city Architecture *The baby: This isn’t a Hospital, is it?*

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@lolalots5811 I just think the nobody meme ruins the entire joke which could of been funny...but I also missed on the coma

[@lolalots5811]

Art Deco city Architecture I understood none of that :)

[@matchingcolours55]

Period: *doesnt come on time* Me: I PREGNANT Also me: *a virgin*

[@cici_faith_1703]

Basic Chestnut Mare why is this me 😂😂

[@cassidy7684]

me last week lmfao

[@puurrrr]

*haha omg so relatable*

[@firstnamexlastname9190]

Once these girls got pregnant cuz a man ejaculated in a pool. Half were virgins

[@PadmeAmidalaEdits]

Basic Chestnut Mare me to

[@demon_slayer23399]

Note to self:NEVER WATCH DAZ WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS ASLEEP

[@finnliebidner69]

I’m gonna say this now- HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT YOU HAVENT GOTTEN YOUR PERIOD IN 9 GOD DAMNED MONTHS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@Nezuk0._]

That's what I was wondering

[@BizzyPeels]

Sometimes people still get their periods when pregnant

[@ynneper]

Birth control stops your period, and yes you can get pregnant while on the pill

[@jenniferbelieber7703]

Doesn't it harm the baby tho if you keep taking them while being pregnant?

[@finnliebidner69]

jennifer belieber yeahhh but most of the time they don’t get they’re period

[@g1rlyp0p_pop]

Daz:" how do you not feel the baby spinning around your spine?" Me: *imagines unborn child pole dancing on a spine* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@yeetsquad3813]

OMFG LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@smxkey8120]

PLSSS KNSBSJS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@satirised8552]

is funny did laugh

[@williamfelts5612]

i cant breath😭😭😭

[@livmitchell05]

OMFG LMAOOOO

[@kadizp9410]

“How could you not feel it spinning round ur spine” *me imagining a feetus pole dancing on a human spine* 😂😂 Edit: I just wanna say my intentions were to make you smile and if you did , like :) Pssssst thanks for the likes

[@kandibracelet4465]

Great mind think alike

[@freememesfordaysdudes5901]

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂 😂

[@nicolepilotto5325]

Katie Blenkinsopp I did too 😂😂

[@kailey8440]

😂😂😂😂

[@pandasnatched7419]

This made me laugh more then the vid 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@originalquin]

This video reminds me of this vine "OH MY GOD KIM" "Yes b*tch?" "I CAN'T GET ON THE TOILET" "Just push!" *screaming* "OH IT'S OKAY I WAS PREGNANT"

[@typicalnadja7113]

2:44. can we just appreciate that daz is pointing out how AMAZING women are (except for *LINDA* )

[@uunhi_]

Poor Linda

[@adriannawelch7670]

Nobody likes Linda

[@rec3421]

I like the imagination linda

[@chilly_chesnut9400]

Linda is dazes maid

[@DylansDartsJourney]

fucking umpa lumpa

[@Artistic_]

You truly do look *dazzling* with that new camera..

[@Julius-lr7xr]

• Jani_Bunny • pun intended?

[@Artistic_]

Julius Jebjerg jup

[@Alex-vo5bm]

Lol

[@whisperwolf_rk8009]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing

[@shawniecemassey3632]

Baby born in the hospital : I sleep Baby born in the car : I sleep Baby born on the bus : I flinch Baby born at home : I flinch Baby born in the toilet : I woke

[@savannahf820]

Imagine being born on a bus tho like for real 😳 in front of loads of people bleuh

[@haoskermit]

"YOU WOMEN ARE AMAZING!" "except linda."

[@NINATV_]

“Orange Is NOT A TAN!!” *Donald trump as left the Chat* *_Sebastian Bails has entered the chat_*

[@kccarterr6041]

Honestly 😂😂

[@freememesfordaysdudes5901]

True though

[@ichangemynametoomuch8107]

im ded

[@nisarojas2869]

Her: *looks pregnant because she is* Also her: 👁👄👁

[@Amelie-hv3wq]

Me having cramps while watching this: also me: IM PREGNANT

[@solitaire11037]

Same

[@joekc7114]

Same but I’m a boy so probs not

[@courtneytupper6389]

@@joekc7114 idk get a test just in case

[@franklindishman8218]

Same- (I'm a girl)

[@michellewilkinson16]

@@joekc7114 Omg- go to the shop and get a clear blue test

[@MrOskarsdad]

Ok for real EVERY EPISODE HE SAYS “LINDA...!” I spent one night laughing for hours at the bar simulated FOR HOURS PLS HES THE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE WORD

[@gayghostguy2089]

No one: *Daz watches woman has baby on toilet*

[@SirDurbington05]

"Corporate needs you to find the difference in these two pictures" *Pregnancy* *Alien* Daz: "They're the same picture"

[@michaeloconnor4624]

I come into this video and hear Daz goes *PREGNANCY* *BIRTH*

[@monicacarapinha5698]

The moment I realised that i couldn't take this anymore was when the man said "and the baby was looking at me like "are u gonna pick me up or what?" lmfaooooo