DAZ WATCHES WORST TIKTOK SELF DEFENCE

[@ShortHax]

I can confirm this man’s tactics are effective. The Afterlife is pretty lit

[@torch5788]

Comment of the year

[@thatperson1527]

Yeah, it’s fun up there!

[@killahroundz457]

@@torch5788 Fuck that comment of the decade

[@kendraunderhill3438]

LMFAO

[@JW-zr4ju]

@@killahroundz457 Century!

[@theman5298]

His logic is like teachers telling kids to just walk away when they're getting thrown off the sides of playgrounds n sh*t, it's genuinely comedic

[@dogmuncher_69]

@bocoy noiu yeah but they’re in the afterlife now so there’s nothing we can do

[@firetrac3r07]

Ok but school wise it really isn't that hard. Almost got into a fight in middle school but I want to go for engineering and didn't want a suspension on my record so while the kid was punching and kicking me I just kept walking and eventually we got in view of a teacher while he tried to punch me. He got suspended for a week

[@willbyersd6210]

@@firetrac3r07 it is in some schools

[@Cthulhu4President]

@@firetrac3r07 "Almost got into a fight in middle school but I want to go for engineering and didn't want a suspension on my record" No career position is going to care whatsoever if you were suspended in middle school. They aren't even going to look at your grades from middle school.

[@aiisakat8534]

P😊

[@carlee.3764]

this guy just makes everyone’s days better, he’s honestly my fav person, we love u Daz❤️

[@chloehaywood136]

yesss!!!

[@VersatileDenzell]

I couldn't say it any better

[@kamipunx]

That’s the spirit 😁

[@carlee.3764]

u don’t realise how loud I just screamed knowing he saw my comment.

[@ily2m803]

Yassss

[@lr9376]

8:20 Nailed it Daz. My father (a well respected pharmacist in our area) always told me as I was entering the job world that if I were ever in a hold up situation that the best option was to just give the robber the cash and play dumb until they left. He gave me this knowledge based on multiple unfortunate experiences in his career. A few years after he retired there was a hold up in a nearby pharmacy that he had worked in and the sole female pharmacist was taken hostage after she refused to give the robber the cash he demanded. Thankfully the poor woman got out of it unharmed, but that has always stuck with me. You can't reason with the crazy or the ones acting because they have no other option.

[@aliezahjuarez1212]

Yeah that's why you call the cops if things go out of hand.

[@lr9376]

@aliezahjuarez1212 A lot can happen in the time it takes the police to get there. You never know how long you'll be waiting for support. Don't play the hero when you're a petite unarmed civilian. Should be common sense.

[@Rozenaut]

The child abduction bit threw me for a loop. If someone came at me and my daughter in the street like that, there would not be a calm disarm of the grasp and a strong verbal reprimand. There would be teeth and nails like a rabid lioness.

[@staceywalkerpoole]

and maybe a case of missing person

[@okdamn7050]

@@staceywalkerpoole damn

[@LebronShaqthe2nd]

yeh and you would just get punched lmao nothing can save you once they are after you just accept your fate at that point especially if they do boxing or other martial arts with boxing your reaction time gets so quick the second they see you love they will upper cut your throat and stamp on you

[@s1mplegaming632]

The last child abduction can work but I mean just kick and swing your legs first before trying to break free

[@howdy_rylee5934]

Don’t forget the blood curdling screaming 😀🤌🏻

[@Chillipowww]

My heart goes out to those who tried these "self defense moves" when they really were in a bad situation, hope you made it out safe

[@AbbyRussell4]

👆

[@meatball5336]

I kicked a shoebox instead of my assailant and pooped my skinny jeans. He stole my wallet anyway.

[@mickmack1904]

I love your boyfriend's pfp

[@sun1178]

@Hanni Rahmi Hello, Miss. I am not interested.

[@datt7398]

They were all unavailable for comment.....

[@asyakutlu7201]

Can we just appreciate how Daz literally has Covid-19 and still makes us laugh and yells while his throat is hurting? He is an amazing guy and I wish him all the best!

[@sashabrownisky1126]

Exactly, this man is a god.

[@Lucasisverycool01]

same here

[@charleysimmons2867]

He is really strong

[@firstlegend5105]

@@sashabrownisky1126 Ironically, he's an atheist 😅

[@bradleycontreras4736]

Whats covid-19???

[@slmarae]

3:14 “Daz, I love you - BOPPPP!” 😭👏🏽.

[@lena-..]

daz: “well next time someone try’s to like steal my daughter” me: next time?💀

[@em4.i]

Glad someone else noticed it😭

[@jermo1470]

Poor sara

[@suicidewrists]

When he say that😭❓

[@sophiebutterfly295]

I thought that

[@Cherrycrush_]

IM SO GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME WHO QUESTIONED THAT STATEMENT

[@arjunr2645]

"You guys have a shotgun next to a toaster" As a non-American, I can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of what we think Americans are like.

[@RedAces93]

As an American, this is a gross misrepresentation of the people in our country…… we CLEARLY keep the shotguns next to the coffee pot! 😤

[@crystalhenry5137]

@@RedAces93 in the shower 😂

[@fourearwolf3315]

As an American, we usually keep our flamethrowers and other stuff right next to our fridge.

[@IAmMrFrazier]

Well, I don’t have one next to my toaster. My gun is a toaster!

[@kayleecottle4988]

Next to the toilet

[@xaviermcghee4927]

If someone actually tried to steal from him: Thief: “gimme your wallet!” Him: looks at the invisible camera* “ok you see, in this situation, you have t-“ Also him: “Hey wait, why’d you hit me, not ye-“ Thief: *“I said give me your wallet!”* Him: “That’s not how you’re supposed to steal, you gotta hug me”

[@MuffinFox9620]

So true!!

[@bradleyrobinson8095]

Thief: " your givving me money either way so why should i do what you say" Him: "wait, your not the guy i hired from Tinder? Thief: "no, i am. you said you would pay me handsomely if i acted as a thief for your tik tok and lucky for you, i AM a thief" Him: "well here is your money, now go rob tat granny over there"

[@MuffinFox9620]

@@bradleyrobinson8095 😝

[@LB0206]

"You gotta hug me" 😅

[@Roman_Adrian]

Ya know what, talking to an invisible camera might throw em off a little lol

[@thyrogoblin4805]

@Daz Games As some one who has trained different types of martial arts and has seen so much of this crap that is going to get ppl hurt I am so happy that you used your platform to both make a funny video, while also being serious enough to be real about the content. I am positive that this has very possibly helped keep someone from harm. Thank you!

[@lilithliar2056]

I love how unimpressed Daz is with this guys crap. Glad Daz is back. Hope he feels better soon. :)

[@ColossalReaperN7]

Hi Froppy

[@lilithliar2056]

@@ColossalReaperN7 Henlo

[@cheyenne5926]

“My dog is a better fighter than you” becomes funnier when you realise daz has a Boston terrier😭

[@sumaoncrack2251]

151 likes no replies let me fix that

[@cheyenne5926]

@@sumaoncrack2251 thank you I feel fixed

[@sumaoncrack2251]

@@cheyenne5926 I'll fix you even more Now i tell you like this Im a warrior I like ya And i want ya Now we can do it the easy way Or we can do it the hard way The choice is yours what's it gonna be

[@cheyenne5926]

@@sumaoncrack2251 did…. did you just quote the booty warrior

[@sumaoncrack2251]

@@cheyenne5926 ( shit she caught on do something, NOW!! ) na- now i see you choosing the hard way

[@lunalegacy9788]

The sad thing is that there are people out there who actually think this is the right way to protect yourself. Spreading false info like this could hurt someone. Tell em Daz

[@PhantomMoondrop]

The one about the person following you is actually true. You're supposed to make like 4 right turns and if they are still behind you, make your way to the nearest police station, calling them on the way and tell them the situation. DO NOT GO HOME.

[@Kiwiipop]

This guy is actually horrible, in an interview he said, “If Chris Kyle (American war hero that the movie American Sniper is based on) had taken one of my classes, he would still be alive.” Completely disrespected a decorated war veteran…it’s vile

[@ashleighbaugh9839]

That's the most repulsive thing I've heard in a while.. SN, I cry every single time I watch American Sniper.. especially at the end.

[@biggestdazzlah5322]

Exactly. What happened to him is terrible and he wouldn’t have been able to prevent it. He was betrayed and the guy walked free.

[@bk5265]

Bruv, Chris Kyle has seen more action in tactical warefare then this tiktok fraud has seen pu$$y.

[@biggestdazzlah5322]

@Creamy Craig what is

[@armandoesquivel4225]

That is really horrible

[@WindowPains]

As someone who actually does martial arts and self defence classes, this was SO painful to watch;. but you made it funny so thx.

[@raniacaines07]

same lol

[@erickthomas6133]

Yep

[@mattmoore4044]

I used to box as a hobby and to lose weight. I got really cocky and was just itching for a fight. Well I got what I wanted and was humbled real quick. It's easy to keep proper form and technique when a punching bag don't punch back. In a real situation that adrenaline rush gonna make u forget all that unless u really built like that. Safe to say I wasn't. I can still feel that mean left hook when I close my eyes.

[@mayamulhern8223]

Same. It’s mostly inaccurate lmao.

[@jeannelewis7704]

Black belt here, I can fully agree with that.

[@Jaquez0950]

This man is so funny he actually got exposed a guy was in his class he was trying to take a gun the guy procceeds to walk back and keeps shooting the fake gun, I cried so hard

[@cf4165]

If u watch Brandon Herrera’s newest video. He got exposed even worse

[@sweettt321]

Go away.

[@lukestephen5089]

🤣🤣

[@revilyns7174]

Lol I saw that, the vid was called “died 3 times in 10 seconds” 💀

[@pineappleparty1624]

. . . . , , , , Here you go, I figured you could use some of these. =]

[@aleshaa.x]

I’m genuinely afraid for civilians in America, like I’m scared of the knife crime here in England (even in schools), but having literal guns is next level scary 😭😭

[@maxinejohnson7695]

As an American, can confirm it is terrifying over here. It's easier to get a firearm than it is to get antidepressants.

[@paulzacherl460]

@@maxinejohnson7695 I didn’t realize you needed a federal background check for antidepressants 😂

[@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394]

@@paulzacherl460 so a mental twat can get an AR-15 and any semi automatic machine gun but not anti depressants FUCK MEEE

[@kaylafrary9741]

as an American i can confirm that is it way easier to get a fire arm then health care. everyone ik has 3-5 guns

[@paulzacherl460]

@@kaylafrary9741 Yeah that’s so not true 😂

[@commander_reflex]

"WHAT'S THE EAR PIECE FOR?! YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOUR MUM?!" Freaking priceless 😂😂

[@saturn5063]

I once heard somewhere that trying to disarm someone with a knife without getting hurt is like trying to get an uncapped marker from a toddler without getting marker on you. It's almost impossible

[@datdankdj8264]

Yeah, it’s like the exact same principle (replace blade with ink, and handle with…handle)

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

Yup. As a knife person, I know.

[@Thegrinchler]

yeah its really difficult my class uses fake but realistic knives and you've gotta act as fast as possible instead of asking em to slow down

[@Deus-Libertatis]

Not unless you have a Remington 870 SPS ShurShot Synthetic Super Slug and 3 slugs

[@ChillBill327]

Almost. Not impossible

[@makaylajunior2005]

"WHO IS GONNA CALL YOU!" "WHAT'S THE EARPIECE FOR?!?!" "YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YA MUM?!?!" I literally almost spit out my water 🤣🤣

[@harrisonpatfield5091]

4:49 where Daz just cracks up in laughter is brilliant cause its just the way Daz laughs thanx Daz keep up the awesome videos

[@squareexpert227pl9]

Him after an actual street fight: In the hospital: "How to disarm a doctor that is holding a scalpel"

[@TheDeadGrl]

@Utahraptor this made me laugh way too hard 🤣

[@daniellevaughn4598]

😂

[@isla9892]

Him: “make 3 right hand turns” Daz: “what if your on a motorway?” …SIPS STARBUCKS 💀

[@pineappleparty1624]

I guess that means highway? Still possible. He should have said roundabout. Everyone making the same turn so it's impossible to tell if they are following you. =]

[@isla9892]

True true roundabout would be funny just continue going round forever

[@harrysmith1070]

@@pineappleparty1624 No he means a motorway as in a motorway ? A highway is an undescriptive american term.

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@harrysmith1070 You pinged me to say "idk what a highway means".

[@jadem9822]

@@harrysmith1070 imagine not understanding that other countries have different words for the dame thing.

[@EllaRose0914]

This guy literally had covid, is still recovering and is still finding ways to entertain us, make us laugh ect RESPECT✊🏼

[@Demeza16]

RESPECT FOR THE LEGEND ✊

[@MommaARA]

Because covid has mutated to the symptoms of a common cold. That's how viruses work, they get weaker not stronger. Daz will be fine as the rest of us will.

[@JR.w1]

@@MommaARA someone with brains 👍👏

[@punkydamonkey989]

He's got a cold not "covid"

[@justadictatorridingonanuke3714]

@@MommaARA I can back this. Covid isn't that bad coming from someone with lung issues that has had it. All I got was a cough (a tame one for what I am use to) and that was it

[@AmiciaTheAmazon]

This is the five minute crafts version of self defense

[@nb_dromgool5471]

When you realise that if daz gets held at gun point he would instantly be reminded of this video and laugh his ass off

[@cookietho_o1054]

stop cause that’s true 🤣

[@Sleepy_user2]

“You got a iMac on your fucking wrist now there gonna grab you” Had me dying 🤣💀

[@camthecameraman240]

“Like you’re getting mugged by master chief” - Memorable moments from Daz

[@mariaisabelgilrodriguez2512]

6:29 “if i was in the special forces the mission they'd give me is not to eat the crayolas they put infront of me” Marine corps: rahrahrah RAH RAHRAH (if you get this you are the best)

[@xxxlil_voidxxx7096]

I get it

[@explodingsnowmanyt]

I do MMA and Self defense... and this is just... wow... “very painful to watch” just like Daz said

[@waffles658]

It is indeed very painful, he wouldn’t last a second

[@ImJustMyselfHello]

I'll only believe in his moves if he does them in real time, and the "attacker" doesn't know what he's about to do. Just no...

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

@@sohotimhot7975 I'm sorry, it's 3:03 in the morning and I was reading through Daz's comments, and I saw this.. what in God's left artery is this?

[@alexbibby9641]

@@anakinskinwalker1724 I have seen this exact same comment on a bunch of different videos over the last week maybe more, i think its some kind of ad campaign for someone's onlyfans account

[@veronicah9965]

“If the child looks like you, they ain’t gonna abduct your child. You ain’t got to worry.” 😂😂😂😂

[@lykmah7221]

7:09 "How you like that" by blackpink casually playing in the background was everything I needed.

[@ZeeA0705]

Daz: he must have different criminals then we do My brain: yeah paid criminals

[@Mewmari]

12:33 Ah yes, the infamous 'Swiper no swiping' technique. Gets 'em every time..

[@chelouive5608]

2:46 “ well next time someone tried to steal my daughter, I’ll get comfy in his groin and bend my knee, I know how to defend myself” 😂😂😂😂

[@derekritchie3269]

what does he mean next time

[@chelouive5608]

@@derekritchie3269 ikr

[@Niatheartist]

“YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU MOM?!”

[@renwoodruff]

I was just in a car crash, found out one of my great grandmothers has cancer, another will die within the next 48 hours, and my grandmother who lives over seas is no longer being fed(she had surgery and never woke up)…it’s been rough but your videos have really helped me put a smile on my face so thank you. Thank you so very much. Do not stop what you do no matter what people say❤️

[@miagowlandxx]

I’m so so so so sorry. You don’t deserve anything like this 💓

[@iIilovex]

:(

[@TP-mv6en]

7:10 "You need to make 3 consecutive right turns" *makes 1 right turn and 2 left turns*

[@32-bitwolf10]

I thought I was crazy when I saw that lol

[@supernova8235]

"BOP BITCH!" got me so hard😂😂

[@maryjane4432]

My daughter was diagnosed with Covid and pneumonia the day after Christmas. She is better but now I’m sick. Best thing I was taught about self defense is always go down fighting and never leave home without protection! I carry mace on my lanyard and a box cutter and my pewpew is never far away! Never give up And always go for their most vulnerable spots: eyes, nose, nuts, knee. If they hit your eyes/nose it can make them water and they have trouble seeing you. Nuts well we all know that one, knees actually are very easy to take out from the side, break their knee and you can run to safety.

[@le0ismyp00kie]

@@sohotimhot7975 Honey, I’m sorry but no one cares :)

[@psychpmp222]

Against a gun that is like 5 ft away, talk to the guy and fake give your wallet (unless he just wants to kill you).

[@adrenalvoyage4863]

To be honest if someone attacked you and you did what this guy says then they would probably stop out of cringe. This man uses knowledge and cringe over strength!!! 😂

[@doggo9421]

Yeah no they wont

[@fairygodmother139]

@@doggo9421 it’s a joke…

[@Xyeriu]

Too many times did a laugh my ass off at Daz’s commentary it’s gold.

[@scarletttaylor-yi7rb]

As someone who has been going to a martial art class on defence in the UK since I was 5 (10 years) the number one thing we get taught is if u get into a knife fight expect to get stabbed and if u get into a gun fight... Give up! 😂 don't fight if they have a weapon

[@DisneyPrincess92]

When Daz said who’s mugging you Barney the Dinosaur I truly couldn’t stop laughing 😂. Daz you are truly an awesome guy.

[@Jess_M4rvel]

I’m sorry but the man whose doing the “life saving” tactics, his face reminds me of an old Oompa Loompa 😂

[@bubbleshelm4486]

Daz always lightens my day, cheers to him! *lifts cup of tea*

[@beth-annrock237]

I literally woke up 10 minutes ago, and Daz has me laughing uncontrollably! 😂 What a great way to start my day ♥️

[@lethalprincess2087]

14:07 so idk where this other dude was, but I watched this one guy on youtube who teaches self-defense, and he had it right. He says for girls, use your nails to scratch at the eyes and face if you're up close to someone who is just attacking without weapons. He also had a guy went around with him who would put people in those situations, only enough to physically restrain them into a submissive position to see if they knew what they were going to do. And most importantly, an ACTUAL way people try to come after you. Like for instance, for a girl, he'd lay you on the floor and the guy would hold you down and try to get into your pants (without actually unzipping or being gross), then teaches you what to do if he's holding your arms above your head and you have nowhere to go. Now that's a more realistic situation to be training for, versus Barney huggers out here....

[@NatashaSimonian]

I love that he’s sitting in a convertible and is listening to black pink and he’s like what to do if someone is following you 😂

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

Its so funny tho 🤐👌

[@mrmoustache8574]

IK RIGHT

[@shyguysuga6354]

Right!! I was like is this man really listening to Blackpink while trying to teach people what to do if they are being followed by a shady car lol!

[@gwynathmargaretoflaherty2533]

OMG i was about to have a heart attack if nobody didnt cop on to that lol

[@shyguysuga6354]

@@gwynathmargaretoflaherty2533 My Blink Heart was gonna explode hearing my queens!!

[@jess.lockeretz]

no one: literally nobody: DAZ: "wHaT iF yOu'Re oN a mOTorWaY?" *sips tea* aHhHhHhHhHhHh 7:16

[@shournharber4772]

American: What the fuck does he mean? Brits: ahahahaha

[@poloice2402]

What you do is you exit and and get back on three times

[@jess.lockeretz]

@@shournharber4772 fr haha

[@hiroko2918]

@@shournharber4772 yea that’s accurate XD

[@DarkKnight-rz2mq]

He do be giving off them white girl vibes

[@evelynnlambert713]

“My dog is a better fighter than you” -Daz Black-

[@corinasillato4779]

DAZ your laugh is contagious to all of the dazzler’s 😂😂😂

[@enbyishimaru]

"He must have different criminals than we do" I had to cover my mouth cos I almost spat out my Pepsi I wanted to laugh so hard

[@niy9727]

When i tell you I literally just said “this man needs to release some new daz watches-“

[@caitlin277]

12:15 "Swiper, no swiping!"

[@idonthaveone60]

💀💀

[@PoshieWoshie]

underrated comment

[@DelltaGaming_]

"You can't get a new throat when they've blown it out the back of your eye" anatomy 100. I love daz so much 🤣

[@kaythespaniel7784]

it’s my favorite thing ever when daz laughs at his own jokes, he’s so funny I swear

[@aluzuka]

Fun fact: most of his videos he’s wearing sports gloves that are about $15 on Amazon. I know this because I got them and they were advertised for running in cold weather.

[@kdl28]

I have never been in a fight of any kind. If I was in a situation where I had to defend myself, I would be like a child playing helicopter. I would start screaming and swinging my arms like crazy. If nothing else, it would cause the perpatrator(sp?) to laugh his self silly, and I would RUN. 😱

[@OtterPxp]

“This is what I don’t get about Americans, you guys have a shotgun next to the toaster” As an American I can confirm we DEFINITELY have a shotgun in the following areas: -under the bed -in the fridge -in the cupboard -in the garage -in the living room -in the bathroom -on the dining table -beneath every chair in the house -next to every windowsill This is a joke don’t come at me

[@kxylaa1919]

lmao

[@doit9575]

Cant forget in the shower, so you can be like John Wayne in the one western where he guns down the guy who tried to kill him while bathing

[@haydencorteville]

18/10 exquisite job

[@NameThatIsJust]

I manage to fit four in my pocket for my daily walk, can’t be to safe

[@caseybottoms3664]

I have one next to my bald eagle habitat and my 50 foot tall American flag

[@leonwebby]

Him: "it's very painful" Daz: "it's not, it painful to watch" ♥️😭

[@samuelwatson2829]

Daz: What if you’re on a motorway… Also Daz: Sips drink in winning

[@cassieritchie5268]

"Why is the minor dressed like venom" I died when daz said that I don't know why I just did 😂

[@VeryClaireThompson]

My dad is an ex navy seal. I showed him this and he died laughing.

[@magdakaliciak6500]

Your dad's cool, respect to your dad

[@VeryClaireThompson]

@@magdakaliciak6500 he said thank you

[@Moleoflands]

Rest in Peace. Sorry for your loss

[@declanryan4436]

14:17 "That's not a person trying to rob you, that's Daft Punk!" I laughed so hard I think I blew a blood vessel 🤣🤣🤣

[@davythedragon]

Wow. This, and so many "qualified" people like him give a bad name to actual self defense trainers! Having learned martial arts myself for more than half of my life, jiu jitsu, kickboxing, Kung fu and tae kwon do, I know what can work and what won't. But we also need to remember also, that no matter how good you are or think you are, even my highest level trainers say, if you can run or get away, do so! These are for extreme, very last resort times, and even then, there's always a good chance of the effective moves not working and you coming off worse than if you'd just legged it! There's no shame in preventing ending up paralysed, hospitalised or worse. Funny video for sure though! Lol

[@yebenotsyrup_1122]

Amen

[@Weeturded]

R u related to Ryan

[@davythedragon]

@@Weeturded lol, I wish bud, I'm only after watching that free guy movie too! Lol

[@ONYXPROJ3CT666]

@@davythedragon stop lying about not being related to Ryan lol

[@villagosucks00]

As someone who took Karte classes growing up I can confrim this. My instructors always said if you can "Run" don't fight if thiers a chance to run, just run. Some of the styles he teaching could be consider martial arts but, thier to unprofessional looking and his stances are so weak the attcker would overpower him easily just but the footwrok being wrong! Still great vid, its funnyXD

[@Leafmialon_pls]

The fricken black pink in the background of the car video 😂😂 verrryyy legit

[@squidink991]

I'm sure we all love dazz He's really good KZbinr and he makes a smile even on our hard days He's one of the best.

[@versatahlsharp4638]

Perfect timing! Was having a bad day and this really helps!

[@aregularfrankiefan8208]

Hi, I’m so sorry that you’re having a bad day!! I hope it gets better!! Also you’re right, Daz is always perfect to cheer you up!! 😊

[@Ayannaalora]

@Instagram User just leave-

[@user-kc9ne3ym3j]

same i was soo tired at school today

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

@@user-kc9ne3ym3j school?! Where's your christmas/winter break?

[@rachellouise7080]

I hope you have a better day tomorrow! ❤️

[@TokeTiger]

12:38 just say “Swipper, no swiping!!!”

[@Eli_16_07]

"Who are you being attacked by? BARNEY THE DINOSOUR?!" THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😭

[@steffleur]

Daz your laugh is actual medicine - a fellow covid recoverer

[@stanchoz5889]

Daz is one of the funniest people in the world no joke he’s been making me laugh for years keep up the good work, we love you daz ❤

[@hunbunny4172]

Daz is literally forever gon be the main KZbinr I watch on KZbin he’s just hilarious and wht he says is actually usually wht we’re all thinking- Daz is an amazing KZbinr 🤩😝🤘

[@julieclawson7119]

Daz I had a rough night and watching you, no matter if I’m in tears, you always make me laugh. I’m so grateful for you. Thank you for making videos. I love you sm❤️

[@harrypotter9681]

“What’s the ear peace for are you going to call your mum?” This made me laugh so hard I was crying 😭

[@海莉-d4u]

Daz:"they'll die they'll actually die" Me:goes up to random strangers to see how fast it'll work*

[@yves555]

“that’s what i don’t get about america! you guys have shotguns next to the toaster!” as a non american, i totally agree😭😭😭

[@stigyanblue1442]

Don't be stupid. We keep it next to the coffee maker. And hand grenades in the fridge next to the eggs.

[@theunknownrock2676]

As an American I have mine under my pillow, One under the sink, one next to the coffee maker, one in the garage, and one on my person at all times. I don’t know what you’re talking about

[@elise_rebecca]

@@theunknownrock2676 oh shit

[@theunknownrock2676]

@@elise_rebecca is this not normal?

[@WoahWyvernWow]

As an American I also agree. This is why some people shouldn’t have access to firearms, it’s more of a privilege than it is a right

[@Dorythefishdotcom]

This guy makes me smile even when i don’t want to. Love you Daz. You saved me

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Me too 🥰

[@river6101]

Couldn’t agree more,

[@EricCartman-ok7hf]

@Instagram User shat

[@dannywheatley7695]

Boy makes dope content

[@asherelysmold4277]

Yep

[@itsyourboyv715]

On god

[@sketchyphoenix1780]

Yup

[@urmom7848]

Indeed

[@acaciataylor-lyall2098]

init

[@jirikinomeikyuu]

Hope you feel better daz you content is great :) Good to hear the “WHATS GOING ON DAZZLERS” again :)

[@theblackbaron4119]

One aspect is actually correct and used in different martial arts. There are pain or pressure points of the body that help you out. Pressing from behind into someone's knee is going to collapse their stance. It is used for grabs and throws in Judo and Karate, at least those are the martial arts I've been trained in and can confirm. It is likely being used in others aswell.

[@leredpinecone7399]

daz: “this is what i dont get about america, you guys have a shotgun next to your toaster” *laughs in american schools*

[@ivanayala3402]

Theres never school shootings though

[@pineappleparty1624]

What about the school system?

[@lilwhepplejuice2517]

"There is no intelligence there. I've seen more intelligence on the floors of elephant houses" - Daz *Proceeds to drink starbucks*

[@alyssam6708]

9:07 my geography teacher has been taught how to take a gun out of somebodies hand (he’s in martial arts) and he said he would NEVER try to grab a gun from somebody because there’s a huge chance you will die.

[@Bads87]

2:31 Daz we must protect the toast the people out here are savages

[@scarletannelee2023]

Thank you once again for brightening our days and being such a huge source of entertainment and love 🤍

[@ataraxiaaudios]

Another stupid way for the first one: Spin around in circles with your arms out to the side, hitting all of them as you spin.

[@goomy1]

Spin around like a bayblade

[@Melissa.3009]

Why does that sound like a good idea, or I'm just an idiot.

[@chaigraine]

helicopter helicopter

[@Ohwhale79]

That would probably work better 🤣🤣🤣

[@scarlettsophia2009]

@@Melissa.3009 it sounds like a good idea to me

[@K4RMA.2]

14:27: your getting mugged by master chief. That got me so good being a halo fan 😂

[@anarchist_loli9624]

"Is that his Master Wooshi stance?" Oh! Brings back early Daz vines memories 🥺😊

[@ellamurray3970]

his laugh is so infectious im in my bed at 2am laughing my head off also Daz hope u get better soon love u

[@twukibxnny]

You make me laugh every single day, it's a shame you have covid, it sucks! But please keep make content when you feel better, get well soon! Edit: whyre there so many s*x bots replying to me someone help

[@This_Is_M]

Idk I just usually report them as spam

[@Anecdotalist2147]

Aw, you don't want to see "NUDE YOUNG GIRLS VVIP"? Or apparently Daz caught in a quality that doesn't exist? Sucks for you.

[@twukibxnny]

@@Anecdotalist2147 I don't want to see that and I know the websites are fake to try grab people's attention

[@Anecdotalist2147]

@@twukibxnny And some of them are trying to grab people's ips :/ don't forget that!

[@emmz34chills17]

The amount of sass from Daz spinning his tea was immense

[@LoginErroronu]

"he must have different criminals than we do" - i laughed so hard

[@crazywalker484]

The only way to watch TikTok is with Daz

[@LoveZeinabe]

Daz can literally roast someone so bad and not even know I'm dying 😭 15:45