Dazzler #33 - Longbox of the Damned

Longbox of the Damned is a daily series throughout October where the ghoul Moarte talks about horror comics!
Dazzler is hired as a dancer for a thrilling music video!
09/31

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

This video was just one long game of "How many Thriller references can I make?"

[@tscream80]

Was just going to say this video was just an excuse to quote Vincent Price's lines from Thriller. ;)

[@cherry-cj9iq]

I actually adore this comic, it's so funny and nice PFFFFFFFFFFF wasn't as scared as I expected to be

[@Saiyef96]

A team-up between Michael Jackson and one of the X-Men to defeat a sleazy Hollywood director while making the music video to Thriller? Cool.

[@GenAqua]

I love the Thriller bits.

[@TheNightstar86]

It’s awesome that Moarte got to read off passages from the Thriller song. Would love to hear more classic readings in his cadence to help celebrate the season.

[@Klebkatt]

Now that you mention it, Moarte reciting Poe would be delightful.

[@Krosbryd]

Moarte doing the Vincent Price lines from Thriller is such a gosh darn treat. :) Such a fun vid, Lewis!

[@bthsr7113]

I wish Marvel did more with Dazzler. She's a quirky character, but but she has a fun powerset and offers interesting story/personality opportunities. Every since reading about he in my X-men book, I like the sound of her.

[@lordultimus559]

Mildly disappointed Allison didn't actually turn into a zombie in this one.

[@wstine79]

Dazzler is my favorite mutant. It was awesome seeing her in "Dark Phoenix."

[@orinanime]

Did she do anything awesome?

[@wstine79]

@@orinanime She sang at mutant student party with sparkles flying around to her singing.

[@bthsr7113]

Did the sparkles proceed to ventilate anything into swiss cheese?

[@L1701]

From what I heard, her cameo was one of the only good things about that movie.

[@Avigorus]

-methinks you had almost too much fun with the Thriller references- what am I thinking, there's no such thing as too much fun! lol

[@bthsr7113]

Now this is a title I never expected on Longbox. Happy to see her though.

[@bigjake360t]

Do you ever notice how early Sonic music kind of like Michal Jackson's stuff? Weird.

[@HalloranIllustrations]

Perfect comic for the spooky season.

[@aymann7234]

Dazzler's plenty spooky. Her greatest hits knock 'em deader than disco.

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

You had too much fun with this episode. :P

[@tyrant-den884]

2:08 is the best moment in the series so far.

[@LaNoLaCola]

Every Longbox video always dazzles me.

[@spookyrosev6467]

It took me awhile to notice the music is 8 bit Thriller!!!

[@SchazmenRassir]

Nice that Moarte likes Thriller. A random question, has he ever listened to Lordi, the monster band?

[@mercenaryknight5419]

This was actually kind of fun.

[@PunkRJH90]

A car that spontaneously combusts, must've been a Porsche (yes that's actually happened). Also that comment about the American Warewolf in London is a bit unfortunate, mainly due to the controversial state if his career at the time.

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Cool way to do a Thriller reference and unfortunately, I can easily see a hack director setting up accidents to boost his reputation all too easily.

[@orinanime]

Dazzler meets Michael Jackson (while avoiding copyright)

[@kealebogamolo6685]

Aaron Nicewonger I wonder why they couldn't work out a deal with him?

[@orinanime]

@@kealebogamolo6685 Michael would have probably done it for free. It's more likely that his producer Quincy Jones and his record label wanted too much money.

[@jfdrac]

@@kealebogamolo6685 Even if they could it probably would not be worth it. Its not like it would spike sales that much...plus than you run into the issue of image control and getting approval and that can be a pain

[@urrsys9765]

Yikes I'm early I better make a joke! ... ...boner? Get it, because skeletons? Eh? I'm not laughing either...

[@jasonjimerson7046]

I dig that Sonic the Hedgehog rendition of Thriller.

[@jasonjimerson7046]

@@rainydayman2k I figured as much. Moonwalker was a Genesis game, right?

[@jfdrac]

@@jasonjimerson7046 It ws ported to there but started in the Arcade

[@AndrewBullXandrew]

(Slow-Clapping) Oh Moarte you "Cleaver" Ghoul you.

[@Klebkatt]

Well crap, in stead of sleep, I gotta listen to a song now.

[@DeathGodRiku]

Last time I was this early, Lewis still lived with his parents

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Dude's car blows up and he is unfazed by it? Well, it was a Mazda RX-7. I guess he shouldn't have skimped on buying cheap Apex seals at his local mechanic.

[@samthemusicman6677]

You have too much Fun Linkara

[@Mrashxking]

Ironic that the same thing did happen to John Landis irl

[@thephantomproductions]

Wait a Minute, A movie with Vincent Price and Caroline Munro? That's gotta be awesome!!!

[@jfdrac]

I can honestly say I never expected ...sorta musical review from Moarte

[@bizarroguy6570]

And this character became mutant president.....well kinda.

[@bthsr7113]

What? I'm only vaguely aware of her, but how does a celeb- looks to (Washington) D.C. I can buy it, and that she's a good politician. Better than real ones at least.

[@L1701]

It was in an alternate future. She got assassinated shortly into her term.

[@jfdrac]

@@bthsr7113 Hell DC has had Lex Luthor an and evil robot as Pres

[@MrGrimreaper512]

\m/ bravo sir bravo

[@shmee123ful]

I think morta had far to much fun with this video and that's all right

[@danielgreen2788]

im a fan

[@codybratsch]

Can you tell Lewis really wanted an excuse to throw out those Thriller references? Not knocking it, I totally would too because hell yeah for Thriller!!! Just saying was all.

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Man, this Comic Fucking REAMS John Landis. And rightfully so, dude is a murderer.

[@CartoonTriper]

Fear of the "Ayuwoki"

[@elbarto6668]

👍💯

[@cameronheaton9900]

Nice

[@jamesmoss3424]

I got dazzler #33.😀👍

[@Bucky749]

I Wonder who in marvel was a Vincent price fan the artist or writer of the comic ?

[@keiththompson9435]

So a guy has a Alfa Romero car? With the... Oh he’s faking it? Now I feel like Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island.

[@mutalord]

did not ended with a close up to some cheesy fake eyes... a little disappointed =P

[@bthsr7113]

Cause this ISN'T thriller!