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[@MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital]

He taught history, he became history. Absolute legend, this would be the most respected teacher in school.

[@HateTheGame1]

Not these days. History and facts are not encouraged in school anymore.

[@josenavarroquevedo2692]

I😮😅😅😮😅😮😮😮

[@kaibotski4939]

The Ukrainian president?

[@christinehazard9641]

P

[@J8DENTHECANADIAN]

@@HateTheGame1in what world do you live in for this to be the case?

[@zdan420]

As a teacher, I appreciate this.

[@BoereViking]

A pot smoking teacher...now that's a class I'd like to take!

[@thecorneroftheinternet4656]

Knowledge truly is power

[@drunkpaulocosta9301]

​@XQC.. just like XQC

[@mrmonkeyman88]

🗿

[@juststop4340]

@@XQC..-zn2bynigger

[@mathiaslambing9112]

Estonia had its own teacher. His name was Julius Kuperyanov. He was a young school teacher who served in World War I and became an officer there. Later, he created a famous partisan squad called Kuperjaanov's battalion or Tartumaa partisans' battalion or "Kuperjaanov's devils". He was fatally wounded in battle in 1919 and died.

[@wooblydooblygod3857]

I was gonna comment about this guy, he was a chadass

[@mathiaslambing9112]

@@wooblydooblygod3857 ye

[@yancelango1116]

If that teacher that is in my class im dead from various different ways to mess my life

[@mathiaslambing9112]

​@@iridium8341It became inclusive after the war.

[@mathiaslambing9112]

​@@iridium8341and also no idea

[@tristanjuninho2415]

the fact his grand daughter was able to paint on his plane is just the cherry on top of this story, truly heart throbbing! What a legend

[@aquatic4760]

I love how we go from an insanely heroic man who saved many lives to a psychotic murderer

[@Germ_f]

I mean, she *is* deadly

[@TheDootSlayer]

One teacher that should be mentioned is Joshua L. Chamberlain, a 33 year old college professor from Maine who enlisted to fight as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Union Army during the American Civil War. His most famous action, was at Little Round Top at the battle of Gettysburg in July 2, 1863. When his 20th Maine Regiment ran out of ammunition, he led them in a bayonet charge down the hill and swept two Confederate regiments away, an action for which he would be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. After Gettysburg, he would rise to the rank of Brevet Major General, serve in over 20 major battles and numerous skirmishes, be wounded six times and was hand picked by General U.S. Grant to accept the surrender of the Confederate Army at Appomattox in April of 1865. He would go on to become a four term governor of Maine and president of his college.

[@jasonaroy692]

was a school teacher in Tacloban. Her life was upturned when the Japanese invaded the Philippines in 1941. Her students call her “Miss Fernandez,” and she was very protective of them. Her fierce motherly instincts reared to the fore when the Japanese threatened to kill her students.

[@jasonaroy692]

Nieves Fernandez

[@DENNISJAYAPARAS]

I was searching for a comment about Nieves Fernandez's heroic feats during World War II in the Pacific theater. I was not disappointed when I saw this comment. She was a woman who is worthy of admiration not only from us Filipinos, but from the whole world as well. Mabuhay ka, Gng. Nieve Fernandez!

[@topdoomslayer3913]

Well, technically speaking, history IS the deadliest teacher…

[@samgwen9674]

Well math is

[@thecorrurtion215]

No, it’s physics

[@LionofJudahMessianic]

All above 😂

[@tannerrugg3480]

What about the filipina teacher in the Philippines who formed a guerrilla group against the Japanese

[@keatonkoch9189]

Imagine you’re a German teenager and you get absolutely cranked by an old gheezer with a mosin…

[@mattdrives4757]

"git good, ya whippersnapper!"

[@nightmare6685]

Hey simple history if you guys are gonna make a part 2 on this topic then i suggest you tell the story of Nieves Fernandez, the Teacher who turned to a killing machine(because she wanted to protect her students from the japanese killings) and the only female guerrilla commander in the philippines during ww2. She was credited of killing 200 japanese soldiers. If you would look into her story it was badass. Edit: the japanese feared her so much that they placed a P10,000 (pesos) bounty on her 😎

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

I didn't know about this. Seems interesting, I'll look into it on my own, thanks.

[@MiniModellingOfficial]

@@LeuvahkTrigger 10,00 pesos (or at least in Mexico) is just under 1,000 dollars Canadian, still huge bounty, now that is probably worth 6 times more

[@HeIsAnAli]

Keep in mind that a PHP at the time was legally equivalent to 12.9 grains of gold 0.900 fine. PHP 10000 at the time would be 268.75 troy ounces of gold (XAU) which as of this post is the equivalent of USD 532,983.65. TL;DR: Imperial Japan put out a bounty equal to half a million dollars and some change in today's money.

[@doomboi8637]

'The japansese feared her' No Bro they HaD other things to worry about.

[@ok-qz7cx]

​​@@doomboi8637i mean, one man getting 150+ kills is enough to turn him into the boogieman for enemies, despite how little it really is. Imagine the reaction that it was just a random filipina

[@mr.hoodman5682]

My high school history teacher fought for Canada in the Gulf War

[@Military.FutureUrbanCamo]

My Grandpa was in the Gulf War on my dad's side he was a gunner for the m60 and a pilot

[@Military.FutureUrbanCamo]

Probably he was a rifleman too in the US Army

[@jamesborb4255]

I love people who treat the battlefield like an Skyrim side quest. Like the first guy

[@jetrifle4209]

Lame joke

[@GhostyWins]

Cope ^^^

[@anoplolepisgracilipes]

Never knew Teachers could be that “deadly”

[@brainflash1]

Simple History, you bring shame upon your house by forgetting the most famous Deadly Teacher of all: Socrates. The renowned Athenian philosopher was a veteran of the first ten years of the Peloponnesian War (431 - 404 BC) between Athens and Sparta. Serving as a hoplite in the Athenian army, he wore a light grey cloak (tribon), made from undyed wool or linen, and carried a staff (bakteria). His student Alcibiades, whose life Socrates saved during the Battle of Potidaea, recounted that he had extraordinary endurance during the winter of that campaign: "But he walked out in that weather, clad in just such a coat as he was always wont to wear, and he made his way more easily over the ice unshod than the rest of us did in our shoes." During the Athenian rout at the Battle of Delium, rather than flee, he he stood back to back with Laches (an Athenian general) and retreated in a composed manner, whistling as the Spartans pursued them. Not only could Socrates drink any man under the table, while seemingly unaffected by alcohol, but he also seemed to be immune to the numerous plagues that swept the city of Athens and its armies. He was also famous for his dedication to pondering. One day in camp, Socrates apparently became Immersed in some problem at dawn, he stood in the same spot considering it; and when he found it a tough one, he would not give it up but stood there considering it all day and into the night. After supper, the Ionians accompanying the army brought out their mattresses and rugs to see if he would go on standing all night too. He continued to stand in the same spot until dawn, then walked away after offering a prayer to the Sun.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Don't Forget *Plato* : According to at least some sources, Plato, the ancient Greek philosopher and founder of the first institution of higher learning in the Western world, was a two-time Olympic champion in pankration (a form of Mixed Martial Arts whose name means "all powers", and had as only rules "no gouging, no biting, and if you kill your opponent, you lose"). He certainly exhibits an intimate familiarity with the sport in some of his works, particularly the Laws. "Plato" is actually a nickname meaning "broad shoulders"-his real name was Aristocles. He was apparently a pretty burly guy, hence the nickname.

[@pabcu2507]

If they were my teachers, I would’ve been prepared for class and aced it

[@craigstoner2632]

Or ended up with a dishonourable discharge.....

[@Military.FutureUrbanCamo]

My teacher Mr Rodriguez he is a law enforcement officer, my algebra teacher is Mr Worley a Air Force Militant Veteran, rotc instructor's are of course military as well

[@senorbaguette2269]

I once had a science teacher who turned out to be a drug kingpin. Crazy story when I first found out.

[@astronicss7891]

Walter White in another universe

[@SuSR_]

@@astronicss7891 beat me too it

[@yoooo1358]

Reminds me of Payasli

[@thebestrectangle4719]

meth time

[@JohnMkrv]

Say his name!

[@cannonball666]

Bazooka Charlie's kill record was beaten by Bazooka Joe who choked his enemies with bubblegum.

[@unexpectedgouf5225]

lmao

[@josmith213]

Yes it was actually rock candy disguised as bubble gum

[@theheretichammer]

Imagine if Mad Jack Churchill met the Mad Major during WW2.

[@joeerickson516]

"They would have been brothers in arms, against the Nazis in the year of nineteen forty-four during World, 🗺 War,💥 Two,2⃣ ✌?"

[@LIONTAMER3D]

They would have been committed to a looney bin lol

[@joeerickson516]

"Looney bin!?" 🚮 "for what, insanity?"

[@redarogallo5154]

Yeah. Nazi's would hear bagpipes while a light airplane dives towards their tanks after which their commander gets shot by a barbed arrow and their tank blows up.

[@ronniebringsplenty8519]

Most unstoppable duo in history.

[@edbrook7088]

On Remembrance Sunday a few years ago our headteacher told us about a teacher who taught geography at the school during World War Two. He applied to join the army but was selected by the S.O.E, trained as a saboteur and sent back to school to teach, except every few months he would parachute into occupied France with the S.O.E and blow something up, and then go back to school. No-one found out until after the war.

[@Jahr_1974]

Everyone knows the most dangerous teacher is "Baldi's Basics"

[@Guessnought]

Pol Pot probably has him beat as far as teachers go

[@rosaria8384]

Bazooka Charlie literally made history as a history teacher.

[@mateonunez7168]

My history teacher in 8th grade served as a green beret in Laos and Vietnam, he served 2-3 tours and was never shot but stabbed 7 times according to him and his scars but I don’t know much more than that.

[@SwiftlySev]

I can’t believe he all of his scars were stabbed 7 times.

[@moustachio334]

I can't believe he told you the truth. Cia/green beret activities in those areas seem safeguarded.

[@GhostyWins]

Can't believe his scars could talk

[@CommentingOnRandomThings]

Nobody knows this, but my history teacher served some tours in Afghanistan before quitting to become a, well, history teacher. I had him in 7th (call me young all you want) and I just wanted to use this opportunity to share this. History teachers are chill af.

[@jetrifle4209]

Good for you

[@meh92]

All history teachers are chill af

[@JustAnotherTravelingGirl]

@@meh92not my history teacher. She once threw a chalk board eraser stick thing at me for asking about Hitler as I saw it wasn’t in the curriculum for that term 😂

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

As an American Teacher, I can confirm we stay strapped with that zaza pack if you know what I mean… happy 420 yall.

[@bubvicious117]

Happy 420!!!!!!!!😎😎😎😎

[@joeandseancooking]

I pray to God none of my teachers ever learn how to use weapons like these guys

[@californianightmare1239]

Pay attention to class then.

[@Military.FutureUrbanCamo]

@@californianightmare1239 lol

[@jackdorsey4850]

Also, Lizzy had a legal dream team including a former Ma. governor who appointed the judge who presided at the trial how convenient

[@minhquanphan5399]

You can't forget about Nieves Fernandez! During WW2, The Philippines was under occupation of Japan. Before, Nieves was a Teacher for young students. Until the Japanese took away her job. The teacher would then carry her Bolo and will silently assassinate any Japanese that came her way. She freed Comfort women, and created a Gas Pipe Gang. They were equipped with Bolos, Gas Pipe Shotguns, and Grenades with Nails. Once the US arrived, they were surprised at how this group was led by her.

[@collateral__damage]

There was a filipino teacher that fought the Japanese in ww2 alongside the allies She was known for slitting the throats of many Japanese people

[@b01tact10n]

This is a good compilation👍

[@user-ye3wn7yh4x]

I appreciate you're speedy speech pattern 👏 🙏 🙌

I wait for your video. I really like the videos. A big fan of you .❤❤

[@diarmuidoconnor4268]

love your vids

[@LIONTAMER3D]

Bazooka Charlie is THE MAN

[@fluffybuilds7546]

great content your guys

[@susan-wojcicki-is-still-a-jew]

LOL GEORGE S. PATTON HAHAHAHAHA very brave of you to include him

[@VinnyS9143101982]

There were two carpentry teachers in my high school that were first cousins. They served from 1962-1989 & I think 1965-1991. Which meant they were at the original campus & went to the new campus in 1981.They were Anthony & Angelo Loia referred to as Big Loia & Little Loia.The younger was a VERY small man I met him in my day because we had a lumber delivery & he had an order that was with our order and he came to pick his stuff up. HE was Army Infantry Korea. The older was a very large man who was eight years older & had served Army Pacific theater. The older died in 01, younger in 12. Last year I was reading their obituaries. The older had received the Silver Star at Okinawa. Keep in mind I knew many teachers who knew him, many students who knew them and the school was famous for alumni coming back to teach. He was also the rile team instructor. Because of his status the Army donated rifles & ammunition and they obviously couldn't meet at school so the city let them meet for free at the range. Even thoygh the team was disbanded when I was a baby the range director is still there. Not one person I spoke to that knew him ever heard about the Silver Star. He was just that modest. Last year I met Rob O'Neill & got a copy of the book for my cousins husband who was 33 classes head of me (old campus) and went to Vietnam twice earning two Bronze Stars with valor & 0 Purple Hearts. He took HVAC at school but obviously knew the cousins. When he called to thank me for the book he didn't know the story either. Now the younger cousins daughter is one of our sisters and I asked the alumnis official FB page. The the younger cousins daughter being in the family was the ONLY person that I spoke to that knew. His unit was surrounded and ambushed. He threw hand grenades until he ran out of people to kill.

[@j.robertsergertson4513]

Lizzy Borden took an ax ,gave her mother 40 wacks ,just to even the score gave her father 40 more. That's how kids in my school in the 1970's remembered it.

[@mat-mat101]

Major Carpenter himself is one of the shining examples of mad lads

[@robbradford3850]

Second Lieutenant Donald Simpson Bell, VC (3 December 1890 - 10 July 1916) was an English school teacher and professional footballer. During World War I he was awarded the Victoria Cross (VC) for actions during the Battle of the Somme in mid-1916, becoming the only English professional football player to be awarded the VC. He needs to be included in this.

[@alanroberson9749]

Very good job fellows throughout the 4th bravest teacher week of said April!! Bravissimo. Bazooka Charlie is the bravest fatal teacher in WWII history dudes.

[@annwethenorth]

Well Rosie was a hero to women everywhere actually. Not just Americans , that's what makes her an icon. Women worked in all countries in the war.

[@craigstoner2632]

Not really a brag. Those munitions were sold to both side in ww2. So on behalf of Europe, thank your women for helping kill our women, children, disabled, elderly. Good job 👍

[@jmanj3917]

13:10 Juries don't find suspects "Innocent". They are either "Guilty" or "Not Guilty". There's an important distinction between Innocent and Not Guilty

[@selmiravdic4798]

I wish the first guy was in the game Enlisted, I LOVE rocket-strapped planes! The very first plane you get in the Normandy campaign is the P-38G-1 multi-role fighter with 6 rockets attached to it and it ROCKS THE HOUSE!

[@joeywheelerii9136]

One of my football coaches in high-school did 3 tours in vietnam with the 1st cav.

[@craigstoner2632]

Male or female? Females couldn't serve at that time, so if your teacher is female, she was definitely a base-town hooker on tour 😂

[@WhyNotLearnItAll]

I love the longer videos

[@qubek533]

My teacher is deadly probably. He can shoot a gun. There are other cool things about him, indeed he is the best history teacher I've ever seen, or maybe just the best teacher overall

[@jetrifle4209]

Shut up...

[@Thecoolestguyon_Earth15]

What a badass

[@Mate397]

History teacher is clearly a madlad worthy to be remembered.

[@VEXLX]

Hi love ur content

[@yusufbektas1961]

Fun fact: during the first world war, american chemical gas were created by a chemistry teacher named "Walter white"

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Really? This joke again?

[@MaxTheVoidling]

jokes aside, is this real?

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

@@MaxTheVoidling no it’s not. America never used chemical gas, even today, as far as I know, Germany was the only one to use them since world war 1, again, as far as I know

[@MaxTheVoidling]

@@Sapphiregamer8605 thanks bud

[@felipeball7778]

@@Sapphiregamer8605 france and UK uses gas too

[@johnstanfield7814]

it's ANZAC day here today and my grandfather was an amazing man, teacher, headmaster and a navigator/bomber for the RAAF, we celebrate his service but I don't think he would appreciate being remembered as deadly. He and his close mates survived 38 missions over north Africa and Italy and never boasted or even talked of it.. LEST WE FORGET.. don't glamorise this stuff, we are lucky men like these stepped up.

[@TheTimbs_]

Ah yes, sending 8mm of education out at about 1500rpm

[@72tadrian65]

The guy with the bazooka rocket launcher was absolutely insane! I feel panic if I see a Blackhawk these days. This dude must’ve had a suicidal wish.

[@Autechltd]

"Gaze upon my muscles as I recite Herodutus from memory. KNOW the folly of humanity and LEARN!!" Mr Rowenson, classical history teacher, as he charges a bunker dual wielding SMG's wearing only a bandolier of grenades and body armor made of hardback history books.

[@ryanerskine8579]

Elementary school teacher (4th grade for the last 4 years). Spent 14 months in Afghanistan as usmc infantryman with 1st Light armorered Reconnaissance

[@user-tw8um6zt2s]

Hey, how about making a video about the events in Myanmar, that would be interesting.

[@ferretyluv]

After reading about killers, it seems like being forced to kill one’s own beloved pets is the best way to turn someone into a psychopath. This happened to Ed Kemper as well.

[@BirdsOfGlass]

People always say Lizzie Borden killed her family but everyone with half a brain knows it was pigeonman. A 8 foot tall half pigeon half man hybrid who heard Lizzies cries the night her dad killed her pigeons.

[@dominicgorriceta6487]

There is also the story of Capt. Nieves Fernandez, a Filipino teacher turned guerilla fighter of WW2 who developed a technique to silently asssassinate Japanese troops on guard by slashing the neck to prevent noise. There's a picture of her teaching the technique to a soldier somewhere.

[@marcusbrown7817]

Some people gotta learn the hard way..

[@ryanburke4641]

A teacher once out herself in a barrel down niagra falls and survived, her name was Anna “Annie” Edson Taylor (1838-1921) survived it on her 63rd birthday in 1901

[@Daniel4646]

4:27 Charles Carpenter got REALLY famous with everyone. 😆😆

[@lucasguenesmenezes6416]

Not gonna lie, it's easier to survive in a war than putting order on a room full of teenagers Every teacher is prepared to be a soldier

[@Dime_time333]

No

[@ReconGaming14]

As someone who has suffered through recruiting duty for 4 years, as well as served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Africa. I’d do those combat deployments again in a heartbeat over dealing with them Fuckin kids.

[@Military.FutureUrbanCamo]

@@ReconGaming14 I don't blame u I hate most people at my school High School I'm 17 and a senior can't wait to graduate and excited for my birthday monty and Prom also graduation class of 2023 and take a break for a year after and work over the summer be in my first job and drive then do other things and around 21 enlist in the military probably USCG in Taclet or MSRT do those then join the Marine and Do USMC Force Recon MEU, then Army and do Biochemical and radioactive stuff for what I wanna do then retire after awhile who knows how old maybe 4 yrs or 30yrs or 40 yrs then yeah and also I'm kinds a pain but not fully mature also I'm a cool tactical kid in school.🪖school feels like the military alittle in my imagination

[@spahvahnishsniffah]

So glad I got to see Rosie the Rocketer in person 10/10 museum.

[@nickwiora8214]

So when he mounts bazookas to a Cessna he's a hero, but when I do it they take my license

[@GhostyWins]

Hate it when that happens

[@lightinggamer2312]

Just got back from a,bad day a school and saw this

[@linuxandretrogamingfan3882]

The first story sounds like something out of an anime. unreal. so cool!

[@aliefabdurrahman3302]

0:07 Lt. Col. Charles "Bazooka Charlie" Carpenter/Bazooka Charlie The Pilot who Strpped Bazookas to his Plane WW2 1944 7:08 Lizzie Borden The Axe Murdering Teacher 1892 21:35 Nikolai Morozov Oldest Soviet Red army age 87(1854-1946)

[@oliversherman2414]

Most other old people during WW2: Help, I can't get down these stairs Some elderly Soviet boi: I didn't hear no bell

[@LeSheepy-bv9hi]

This man is a legend

[@joeerickson516]

"Ouch!"

[@liammccarthy7293]

My school was terrible heh. Not because of the teachers but student who'd totally ignore the teachers, throw stuff, shout, scream, ahh I guess you could imagine....All except one teacher, Mr Liston, even the most bratty student would be 'yes Sir, sorry Sir, study? Of course Sir'

[@Kirpy_471]

Teachers when you don't do the homework:

[@imdarkinside49]

This is how I imagine my history teacher

[@SuperDiablo101]

Interesting to mention that as a mass resident whose visited the Borden house twice there also a 3rd murder in the house when a mother drowned her kids in a well before the burden home....lizzie also founded the mspca

[@sdivine13]

Do you mean George angell and Emily Appleton started the mspca? Because George angell and Emily Appleton started the mspca

[@SuperDiablo101]

@@sdivine13 yes and lizzie borden started the Fall river animal rescue league

[@sdivine13]

@@SuperDiablo101 k, but that's not what you said

[@Sr_Butters4u]

Teaching others history while capable to make you apart of it? Dope.

[@youtubetim3577]

I love simple history so much

[@safiremorningstar]

Yarnhub add on him the super Charlie so I remember it very very well and you got even to see what the plane look like a bit from pictures and stuff it was cool.😊

[@averagegunuserhere4107]

To be honest, the guy with the bazookas only has six shots, kinda like a VERY POWERFUL revolver, but what I’m wondering is how did he reload them, like did he go down to reload them or did he just reload one at a time in the air?

[@CommanderCrocky]

He had to reload at a neatby airbase.

[@59spadesofalife52]

That dude is crazy wow respect

[@randompersonwhocomments3645]

Carpenter was told he had 2 years to live and he said no, I think I'll multiply that by 10

[@mr.miyagi881]

As a military history and world history fanatic I must say I love this story Edit: the first one

[@noahroberts4206]

I like how the most played part of this video is right after that one lame story was taking forever 😭😭😭

[@joseaca1010]

"The bell does not dismiss you, I DO" **BANG BANG BANG**

[@GhostyWins]

THIS IS AMERICA WHAT TF IS A KILOMETER (eagle screeches)

[@warmite437]

Joshua Lawrence chamberlain

[@TheREALTMAB]

I am literally from Rock island, IL which is twin cities with moline and apart of the quad cities

[@carlkangethe939]

You should do a video about tanks in history

[@meloun.128.]

Super video

[@davidgarner7948]

Just the fact that u can aim a bazooka from a plain is crazy.

[@jarrettowens6073]

To know that a man strapped bazookas to his aircraft means that he was like the great-grandfather of fighter aircraft.

[@violentnomad7267]

The USA needs more Teachers like Charles. The current ones seem to want a world full of teletubbies.

[@eldridgedavis]

And that's why you don't piss off teachers folks..

[@andrewfillmore1986]

As teacher myself I'm also honored by that video and the title of the Video Is the majority of teachers without coffee in the morning including me 😂😅

[@jamesmichael5]

As someone from Moline IL..bazooka charlie is a fucking legend here

[@aidynsbestyoutubemoments]

You forgot the guy from saving private Ryan

[@glstka5710]

That was fiction.

[@aidynsbestyoutubemoments]

@@glstka5710 it's a joke

[@justsomeguy3931]

You should have mentioned Vo Nguyen Giap

[@C.A._Old]

*I Love Bazooka charles carpenter. :-')

[@lilasnowflake5632]

These teachers don't just dismiss the class they dismiss the bell too

[@ewok40k]

If the list doesnt include Stonewall Jackson, there will be a rebelliion.

[@republicfryslan]

You should do real crime docs