The First Purge (2018) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

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[@CybrBe4st]

love your kill counts keep it up

[@MemeMan99]

Dead Meat this is the newest purge movie so how is it first purge lol. Ik it’s a prequel

[@air03man]

Don't take this the wrong or hard way but to hell with the purge!

[@enzio1063]

Dead Meat you just know that all of them are going to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[@michellehill2]

can you do war of the worlds 1953 or 2005

[@CMAlongi]

Honestly, I low-key love how a running theme in this series is, "Yeah, some people are murderous assholes, but for the most part, humans are okay. They won't kill each other unless forced/ordered to, and some will even go out of their way to help each other." It's a strangely uplifting message in a horror franchise.

[@raymondfisheriii791]

I also feel like it’s due to the fan base from the first one immediately talking about what kind of crimes they would do during the purge and most people actually not being like murder and instead planning robberies, lootings, or riots. That’s why seeing people looting in the First Purge at the beginning still does make sense, and honestly? I think it’s the first time it’s been shown as something actually done during the purge, while it was eluded to that armed robberies happen in Election Year, and then an attempted armed robbery was stopped in its tracks in that movie as well

[@CancerArpegius]

​​@@raymondfisheriii791 yeah and me sitting here with my fucked up head wanting to kill people since 6, but the question asked about whether or not you can keep the four wives you married illegally was very good.

[@dankyjoker]

True, but around **a***, never relax.

[@youtakemybreathaway8862]

@@CancerArpegius dude, YOURE SOOOOOO COOL

[@ExProductions95]

@@dankyjokerjust spitting facts tbh

[@izayahcastillo4108]

Yo can we call the unidentified people mystery meat

[@DeadMeat]

Yes.

[@lokilockness2970]

Dead Meat hey man that’s so sick he replied to you

[@izayahcastillo4108]

Yeah first time a youtuber i like has replied

[@walangaccount8984]

People who commented months ago: Am I a joke to you?

[@lokilockness2970]

Walang kwetang account what?

[@tempest9935]

Purge in movie: Killing Purge in reality: MONEY MONEY MONEY!!

[@dr.bright6272]

Rob the bank!

[@marioanothlp]

I mean, knowing America, it'll just end in Black Friday on steroids.....

[@FangOfDrknss]

Until the government gets in the way and plants fake purgers as you can see from this.

[@alias4795]

@@crampedjunkyard2068 you hear the FBI knocking at your door?

[@frostb1te866]

in the movie there are people having sex

[@AdamTheFirstMan868]

James: "I hope another purge doesn't come out so I don't have to count the background bodies." The Forever Purge: "I am, inevitable."

[@PabloRodriguez-ov9sx]

And I… am James. A. Janisse.

[@AdamTheFirstMan868]

@@PabloRodriguez-ov9sx Lol

[@WaffleyHD]

There another one coming out lol so

[@motivated7203]

"I hope another Purge movie doesn't come out.." The Forever Purge: 👁👄👁

[@faygo5126]

Only like 2 more weeks till it comes out

[@AdrianChillin]

It’s the real purge the FOREVER PURGE

[@sewkrazy]

If it’s an infinite purge... then it’s not a purge, it’s your life

[@m.ruble-tesch9395]

0-0

[@DariusOfPersia]

It's supposed to be the last Purge movie at least

[@obijuankenobi3814]

Dimitri is literally black john wick in this movie and I love it, guy just absolutely destroys everyone he comes across with efficiency and brutality with long camera shots to see it all.

[@SupaSillyThyme]

Why does he have to be black John wick? Why can’t he just be purge John wick, or dimitri you racist fuck.

[@urarakasupremecist5671]

@@SupaSillyThyme ...What?

[@SupaSillyThyme]

@@urarakasupremecist5671 what

[@urarakasupremecist5671]

@@SupaSillyThyme Was he really being racist? I mean James practically said that Dimitri did kill some guys John wick style so the comparison isn't a bad thing.

[@EASIllinois]

@@SupaSillyThyme how is being called black john wick racist bro how

[@kissiepie]

"All crime is legal" Does not return library books.

[@m_e_d_i393]

Everyone does that

[@perfectsandwich4167]

Sadly that is true

[@Blozox]

But would that make you a criminal again after the purge ends?

[@aydenkid2092]

@@Blozox dir

[@toastedprocastinator]

K

[@myettechase]

“All crime is legal.” Me: [steals everyone else’s joke]

[@oaklamb7879]

HOW DARE YOU

[@Highrollers209]

Fort zancudo omw

[@Travinater]

“All crime is legal.” Me: *steals everyone else’s joke*

[@TheIonoZone]

@@Travinater”all crime is legal” Me:[steals everyone else’s joke]

[@Gyup523]

"All crimes are legal" Me (steals everyone's jokes)

[@ligmaballzzz]

The first purge: Has the most kills Final destination: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@scoobiskoinks1948]

career*

[@bmbm-_-3913]

r/boneappletea

[@ligmaballzzz]

@@bmbm-_-3913 Don't do it

[@bmbm-_-3913]

r/boneappletea don’t edit

[@EndMySufferingsPlz]

Please stop this shit

[@micahlift9635]

Purge starts Me: signs into Nickelodeon without parental consent

[@yeetingboi6719]

NFFA: wait that’s super illegal

[@oofpoof4366]

You should get locked up in maximum security

[@artichokii6276]

:0

[@artichokii6276]

that's a little *too* illegal

[@sophia.c7318]

*mad lad, right here 👉🏻*

[@adisonmaloku6408]

“I might just be judging a book... oh no he’s got a razor in his mouth”😂😂

[@Userone594]

Due when I saw this comment James read it for me same timing

[@kxllz.thr3y]

Oh no

[@goldexp1882]

"I'm done with The Purge" The Forever Purge, climbing out of a manhole: "JAMES-CHAN~~"

[@isshintheglocksaint4592]

Wait was that a Yakuza reference?

[@aundersave]

@@isshintheglocksaint4592 Purge everywhere system

[@mizconscrewed675]

😐

[@kevthacube7325]

@@isshintheglocksaint4592 yes 👍

[@venomclassy5916]

yus.

[@Bassman1246]

Everyone: oh no today’s the purge Police: yay I get a day off work

[@soy3750]

😭

[@kuulei06]

Lol

[@GenocidalSquid]

Also Police: Let's now get THIS Job done. *Kills innocents*

[@StreetSweeper1776]

Fr0st byte Time to beet minorities and not get in trouble

[@irieite9666]

Cries a day later while returning to a mountain of work at the morgue.

[@richardpenn6648]

Honestly I watch this mainly because I'm to lazy to watch the actual movie

[@BoSinnfan54]

time saving!

[@avalon5821]

It’s garbage, anyway.

[@stevenmauras1448]

How lazy are you to not even be able to watch a movie

[@samhamsamwich1405]

@@stevenmauras1448 well would you rather watch the entire movie (including the boring bits) for £20 or watch the best parts of the movie for free.

[@richardpenn6648]

@@samhamsamwich1405 agree

[@grannwey]

"All crime is legal" *Me on my way to my math teacher's house cuz he forgot to give me candy after I won in Kahoot*

[@egeates6613]

lol

[@dangel7052]

°•yeet mcfeet•° 🤣

[@decypherzero1933]

Me: walks out of class

[@thisismeuwu4113]

all crimes is legal Me: blocks the teacher in google Classroom

[@pseudoengineer01]

All crime is legal if the cops don't find out who is the guilty (Actually, remains illegal, but no one will be arrested)

[@dontquestionmysanity5402]

I absolutely love how there is a build up to people actually purging like in the other movies it’s instant but I really like how we see how a little bit of how the non violent people purge and wish to see more of that

[@DIVINEINNERTENSION]

How to survive the Purge March 2020 Edition: *Cough*

[@wwolfswag]

*coughs on everyone* "fxck you guys!"

[@fugo2901]

*I think you have that backwards*

[@RC.-]

Coughing on someone is a felony here in the UK lmao

[@zsaz4453]

LOL

[@gavinhukriede2050]

*This comment has been quarantined in till further enclosed date* sorry for the inconvenience.

[@ITSMeatMan]

I don’t think we’re giving Dimitri enough credit, dude’s a badass

[@sarairosales4299]

Honestly yeah, I was rooting for Dante in the first movies and was devastated when he died but now I think Dimitri can make up for killing him

[@syreeda1]

He was gangsta

[@lildripnation3462]

fax

[@masterryo8887]

He is badass

[@DiegoGonzalez-rc9ge]

That’s fucking factsi

[@michaelxu7731]

"all crime is legal for 12 hours" Me: *put hoodie on in school*

[@dangel7052]

Michael Xu 🤣🤣🤣😄

[@azuli9021]

r/madlads

[@michaelxu7731]

@@azuli9021 YES

[@riverpaw3234]

He's too dangerous to be kept alive

[@michaelxu7731]

@@riverpaw3234 YES

[@juanletsplay1550]

Rest in peace to Clementa Carlos "Clem" Pinckney, Cynthia Graham Hurd, Susie Jackson, Ethel Lee Lance, Depayne Middleton-Doctor, Tywanza Sanders, Daniel Lee Simmons Sr, Sharonda Coleman-Singleton and Myra Thompson, you were all wonderful people.

[@lunchablecheese5931]

President: * anounces purge * Me: *cuts the tag off matress*

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

(Grabs a Gaming computer) Me: Finally, I can play a game online without it being a PowerPoint presentation...

[@wowthatskindaspicy6502]

*scams kid for robuxs*

[@goldberry68]

Me: copyright infringement

[@yeetusdeletus3977]

Potatos are Gr8 YOU ARE EVIL!

[@lunchablecheese5931]

Sans The none a.u. *MWAHAHHAH*

[@pandag3n]

Crime: *Becomes legal for 12 hours* Me: *Slowly takes off Wii safety remote strap*

[@harambecheeto7684]

I stole a balloon on free balloon day

[@patrickd.1589]

Bro they said no weapons over class 4. If you do this, You are a class 17

[@danielcollett2670]

fam what are you doin

[@graceromano676]

Not today satan

[@SeeRed1980]

Wait that’s not possible....

[@ryvoska.x]

James: "Kinda hoping they never make another purge movie-" *The Forever Purge being announced in 2021*

[@thatbluegamet]

So that’s why a lot of comments are really recent

[@ForestDweller47]

With a pale purge Tonto in the trailer I saw

[@alaskayoung6001]

I am not sure how I feel about the forever purge but I liked all the rest of the movies

[@kyleaustin4182]

You beat me to it. I kinda wonder what his reaction was to the announcement. You think he cried over the thought of having to go frame by frame again? 'Cause with how he's mentioned things went with the original trilogy and this one, I honestly wouldn't blame him

[@alienspear8706]

This purge actually looks more gory.

[@billzebub7535]

I know its kinda obvious but anyone else notice the brochure says " your solution lies inside" but its positioned so that it could be TWO statements: "your solution" and "LIES INSIDE" probably a nod to the truth of the whole conspiracy. lol. 22:30

[@ianschmutzler8177]

“Solution lies”

[@luiswohlrab4847]

All crimes are legal for 12 hours Me: plays banned Yugioh cards

[@andrewphillips4681]

You belong in the shadow realm

[@MGM121174]

CALM DOWN SATAN

[@PannierLaw]

**Holds up cross** BACK FOWL DEMON!

[@orcadork8091]

Why are the cards banned ?

[@graceromano676]

Not today satan

[@jxiro1]

“All crime is legal” Me: Playing copyrighted music on twitch

[@salamiking9401]

lmao xD

[@cizy6137]

DMCA rn 👁👄👁

[@fern4753]

playing gta 5 with a siren in the background, dmca is shaking in their boots rn

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

Me who plays the music on speaker in public and hacks youtuber discords and stuff like that ot play copywritten music so they can't use the clip: PATHETIC

[@RippingxGoldJam]

You absolute mad lad!

[@samsungfridge8788]

The Purge election year: I can hold a kill count record for 8 months! The First Purge: *Hold my beer*

[@donutholebandit6212]

"hold my gunshot sound effect"

[@austinkniga-bartlett8657]

How long will the first purge's reign last?

[@peterkemp7499]

Until a movie that nukes the world come out

[@Travantes]

Samantha Dark lmao

[@jameswasielak3912]

@@peterkemp7499 World War III

[@adoor3760]

Imagine getting a call on your merc radio or something that three of your military trained, heavily armored fellow mercs were killed by a crackhead named after an 80's cartoon skeleton

[@guilatrixx4442]

"All Crime is legal" Goes to the zoos and frees all the animals, try to tame one. If I die. I die.

[@pennywise-beats3587]

Badass

[@vexocom5103]

Hereee kiddy cups! **gets eaten by a lion*

[@Pedro-ho2xj]

If I die I'm a legend

[@faultf4]

lmao just tame them with 3-8 bones for a dog

[@guilatrixx4442]

@LV Nathan that is something I am still deciding on

[@ineedhelp2969]

Purge: I have the most kills John wick: hold my beer

[@DXM339]

Lol

[@chromeassassinyt2056]

if agent 47 and john wick were in the purge a team up they will be unstoppable

[@xGh0st1.]

Southside Serpents agent 47 and the punisher

[@camron6737]

Ha 😂

[@maksimevtifeev3184]

5-seconds in round: UAV ONLINE

[@jexter2395]

The belko experiment: look at our kill count Purge election year: hold my beer The first purge: hold my keg

[@davidci]

Infinity War: Hold my gauntlet.

[@kimkeovorleak7611]

Davidci Codex if I hold ur gauntlet You can't destroy the half Of the universe

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

@@kimkeovorleak7611 Logic killed him.

[@davidci]

Why don't I suddenly feel so good

[@gandi1619]

(If another purge movie comes) hold my factory

[@remingtonstamper3105]

Interesting to think about how the experiment had to be entirely skewed to align with what the NFFA was claiming. They never were going to wait to see if they were right or wrong, they always intended to send mercenaries in regardless.

[@MattIsTalking]

17:54 the moment James died a little inside.

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

That "oh nooo~" is so cute

[@nuk3rboss_475]

😂😂

[@JM-vx4cw]

Add it to the count

[@Mc_firepower]

400th like on you're commit

[@DouglasRichardsLaw]

"Guess it is either this or taxes...AND BOY DO PEOPLE HATE TAXES!" LMAO

[@Koala019]

Douglas Richards Yes, I can confirm this was in the video.

[@robertfreid2879]

"...But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin

[@bjornervig3795]

Americans hate taxes. Dimitri and the church don't pay no stinking taxes due to non-profit status.

[@bjornervig3795]

Or ending the war on terror that created a monster deficit. Thank the so-called conservatives and purge initiative. Each American has to pay $65,000 for the debt. Helping Afghanistan/Iraq must be really important in the hearts and minds of every American citizen.

[@grayyarg424]

As I read this, he said it lol

[@goinggaming1142]

New purge movie: is announced James: Fuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkk

[@ticklemonster2222]

goinggaming114 lol ahlie

[@sarahhenry1845]

Yep, that be his reaction.

[@roaddot806]

Language

[@sarahhenry1845]

@@roaddot806 you'd swear too if you had to kill count any of the purge movies.

[@sarahhenry1845]

@DreamIsland645 Keegan 😶 Jesse (when he saw a car in the kitchen): HAVE MERCY!

[@Chris11231]

2:00 "Sucks that last one is real in our timeline too" You can really tell this was made in 2019. Oh Past James, All three are real in our timeline.

[@tamaiikosingleton4215]

purge : starts me : logs into Disney jr app without my parents permission

[@zyros1049]

gaming pro noname oh my god you savage

[@oceanimage7]

Copied comment

[@thermae5419]

@@oceanimage7 haha yes

[@sk8straightshmackedd833]

Tamaiiko, comment of the century

[@beetlejuicesleeping9508]

7 deadly sins but there’s 8 and that’s the last one

[@alexandersveryown4760]

"All crime is legal" Me: *feeds animals at the zoo*

[@thisismeuwu4113]

All crimes legal Me:𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐎𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞

[@Snugseeker]

Sleeps 1 minute past my bedtime

[@suspendedforsexiness]

*_Free all the animals at the zoo_*

[@t8v5y45]

@@Snugseeker gets slapped my mother

[@toast.531]

if the purge happens we better make a army with all the animals

[@5starr.leonnn]

Purge: most kills Thanos: Hold my Beer

[@_simon.s_]

Thanos: Hold my Infinity Gauntlet.

[@5starr.leonnn]

Dank meme Spy 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️he killed half the universe not just half of earth🤦🏼‍♂️

[@priyanshchandra6816]

More like *Snap*

[@isabellaconde2154]

“ snap “ 😂

[@izcreamy]

Oldschool that’s 3.9 billion people lol

[@palanquinnn]

6:31 “He’s stickin around to go all He-man on Skeletor” 😭💀

[@nine4293]

Dimitri’s ally 7 actually survived you can see him at the end of the film

[@diddlydoo3884]

Wow James can't believe you missed that

[@spacegaming6329]

That’s not fun but interesting

[@darraghoshea6294]

@@spacegaming6329 fun fact: fun facts arent actually fun

[@anchuvo]

fun fact: your fun might be different from someone else’s fun

[@crayon3828]

nerd

[@madaline9080]

i feel like if james was in an actual purge, he would just go around and count all the dead bodies

[@maurisil_190]

same

[@vanjessmalter1315]

Lol

[@abucket14]

you forgot to mention that he would be doing his best cosplay and impression of The Count from Sesame Street

[@serenityforthman2605]

@@abucket14 I love this visual

[@yippeeyahoowoohoo]

@@abucket14 *sees someone get stabbed and die* “One! Ah ah ah!”

[@crestic7518]

Imagine trying to kill your boss during the purge and fail, then returning back to work that day being like “So uh.. how was the purge last night”

[@abdur4754]

DanPlan?

[@leighandrewwaller7932]

You just copied danplan

[@clixche6366]

Try to make your own joke next time maybe?

[@vamtheanomaly]

**Donald Trump voice** YOU'RE FIRED!

[@wafflingmyboy1053]

That will be awkward 😂😂

[@gacha_boi4866]

I love how even though there's so many he can't physically count there still manages to be a major amount of kills

[@reecespieces5395]

In my opinion skeletor’s death is the dullest due to him getting psyched up but then just getting shot by some nobody’s Edit: thanks for all the good points and likes

[@ToxicSkull0]

at least you see him die

[@reecespieces5395]

Fair enough

[@434444334]

yeah if you watched the deleted scene it explains that he got chucked out a window after breaking into the appartment

[@88prkr]

there’s a deleted scene of him popping up and attacking them in their apartment (hence why there was blood on the floor) and he gets in a fight and killed by isaiah but they deleted it and replaced it with a dull boring ending smh

[@connercowan4537]

Agreed

[@AnTridion]

How To Survive The Purge? Become The Cameraman.

[@nebulaleft8267]

How much money would you like? Great Idea.

[@phillycheese9434]

Or just don’t be black

[@rentastic-]

RINNE KAMUI or go to australia

[@johnnyrats7083]

RINNE KAMUI yeah cameramen are invincible, even in prison shows fs

[@Jimmyguns5]

@@robloxfanboyquestion5754 *purge*

[@leostime2213]

JAMES: kinda hoping they never make another Purge movie. THE FOREVER PURGE:Your not done! The Purge series:Hey what about me?

[@voidyboi4772]

All crime is legal for 12 hours Me: *does not do my duolingo lessons*

[@gamelove3577]

*knock* *knock* Did you do your Spanish lesson?

[@willh1655]

Warning : back door alarm

[@jxmjmm2456]

xD

[@menacing_egg2732]

Just lets duolingo do it legally

[@alienman5669]

Voidy Boi Spanish, or vanish

[@alohaamigos9500]

All crime is legal Me: Kicks down trash can with all the trash falling out of it Also me: Cleans it up Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES 😁

[@CryingB1oodTears]

@@caite3693 No Just yourself

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Catie Grandmasion Its just a joke

[@-Ryu]

@@caite3693 what level dosent know how to spell yourself

[@zombienate2796]

@@caite3693 "ypur"

[@zombienate2796]

@@caite3693 r/woooosh

[@Lux-dx3sh]

The first Purge: I have the most kills in count history! *Thanos joins the chat*

[@heisenberggaming6548]

He did make avangers disappear, that is not kill

[@Lux-dx3sh]

@@heisenberggaming6548 well they were not alive tho :v

[@thebrokenbird-c5m]

@カモメcheegulls *c h i l l*

[@andrewhansen7690]

@sawrenes Possibly things like Jason X too, because of space colonies not being given a population

[@cytnix879]

@Crumbs in your bed no bud thats not how you use wooooshes and it's supposed to be "r/woooosh", you only use r/itswooooshwith4os". Also dont use subreddits outside of reddit you frickin normie

[@mrnoob918]

I feel like nobody isnt giving credit to Skeletor. He an extremely an underrated character, he deserved to be more scenes and aswell have alteast a fun battle between Dimitri and Skeletor. Also, Skeletor, beside Dimitri were the only characters that always sweep my feet everytime they were on screen.

[@bluntes]

Purge alarm starts Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW

[@jonathanrice4584]

this is the second r6 comment i’ve seen lmao

[@hunk-909]

*LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED*

[@petershiu88]

Bandit goes back to selling drugs

[@leon53580]

chrxme_v2 Eren Jäger wäre nicht Stolz...

[@evantig5767]

I'm so happy that there are other R6 fans watching.

[@waleedomari9810]

If the purge happens in Canada Damn, it would be dangerous Litter everywhere ugh It’s giving me goosebumps just thinking about it...

[@Alex-sw9yq]

I'm canadian and this is so true

[@agator2149]

It would be worse over the fact that no Canadians will be saying sorry if the purge happens in Canada.

[@mariamr7089]

Natural Plays 😜

[@creamcity1893]

Natural Plays So a couple of moose get ran over by some Mounties...big deal

[@danielsurvivor1372]

@@agator2149 Captain Canada: *Im...N O T s o r r y*

[@scaryspagghetti9569]

"All crime is legal" Me: *_wears a school uniform skirt above my knees_*

[@NoOne-im1dh]

You monster.

[@donutpersonisme]

ANYTHING BUT THAT

[@finessekid_cr7494]

2020 gang

[@nahyankamale9989]

Pff, *Amateurs*. I wont open the doors for girls, i will say no to my parents, i will sleep beyond my bedtime, i will open my door at night, left my toes outside of the blankets and let the closets open and thats shows how powerful i am 😎

[@dina120]

@@nahyankamale9989 you are a monster

[@MindScape06]

I feel bad for James he’s probably thinking back in this like “I stand corrected”

[@chanelicabrown5222]

skeltor was the scariest one in the entire movie. the block party was so crazy to me because how normal he was acting dancing & smiling, but literally had murder on his mind. 😭

[@Quesoquantum]

All I could think of was those tiktok actors who wear colored contacts to look like they have heterochromia?

[@LiaEditsMerryChristmas]

“I got murder on my mind, I got murder on my mind”

[@Pinkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

​@@LiaEditsMerryChristmas Imaoo

[@lfcforlifefr]

@@LiaEditsMerryChristmasak47’s 1911’s Glocks and 9’s

[@owiewow3565]

"All Crime Is Legal" *wears a hoodie in class*

[@chibaibin1]

We always wear hoodies when were in class and nothing even happends ;(

[@electric_creeper]

*uses calculator in math class*

[@apineapplewithaknifeinit9494]

@@chibaibin1 in my school we have to where uniform and get a detention if we wear anything different ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[@LightgreenLP]

Stolen comment

[@chibaibin1]

@@apineapplewithaknifeinit9494 ouch gotta hurt

[@them.]

Purge: *Begins* Me: *Starts using Wikipedia for a school project*

[@austin370]

Mason Climax all of my high school teachers would freak out 😂😂😂

[@pewpewman6459]

plagiarise everything and send it to your teachers at purge night

[@jaepreme_-2848]

😂😂

[@Bunnyzz.]

Skelator: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS THE PURGE Teacher: shhhh they are doing a school project be quite *Stab the teacher* skelator: WHO NEXT

[@appleapplepie2504]

Mason Climax lmao nice

[@mrfacestab5758]

James: Thank God, no more Purge movies. The Forever Purge: The Purge stays forever.

[@phoenixhing5403]

Imagine seeing the guy who tried to kill you the next day Uh...........hi

[@smoovii3021]

Phoenix Hing That would be awkward af

[@tanyaflowers7744]

Phoenix Hing like o hey the fuck yesterday

[@jendiiarts4031]

"so about that tomfuckery you tried yesterday-"

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

@@jendiiarts4031 oh, yeeeah About that...

[@jendiiarts4031]

@@purplecatloverrandompizza *stares off* wanna get some cake bro...?

[@xenomorph-2017]

Purge: Crime is legal for 12 hours. Me: Digs straight down.

[@azrous7248]

Yeah so basically not many people play Minecraft in this comment section..

[@ittsalexx5593]

wait thats illegal

[@ej_3561]

This. This is the stuff of legends

[@luisgil6010]

#me

[@mio_xoxo]

There! There officer! He’s done the forbidden! 🚫

[@celestialudenburg9945]

“red,white and purge baby!” Blue: *Angry blue noises*

[@aaronpay1663]

@NanoNerd the angry noises sound like people drowning (pun intended)

[@caydos7471]

Aaron Pay nah I would think of hot water boiling Just my opinion though 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@matthewrocks23]

Deloris has to be the funniest thing in this movie like bruh I was laughing too hard when she said “This taste like old man ass”. I was done🤣🤣🤣

[@Ziomaletto]

17:56 - "Wait, floor-to-floor killing? Oh noooooooooo..." This is definitely the moment when James simply regrets the very idea of making Kill Count for The Purge series.

[@nn_eptun8602]

feels bad man

[@melodys9188]

it was at this moment. he knew. he fucked up.

[@WompWompCentral]

“All crimes are legal” * *Lets 13 year old play an 18+ game* *

[@lostaccount8222]

You *monster*

[@jolieholdridge2636]

How dare you

[@baronofcinnamontoast3260]

Almost as metal as me at 9 playing Minecraft 😈

[@detectivechubbs]

madman

[@BiiPaa]

Tbh they do that anyway 😂

[@Hamed-wb7pe]

All Crimes Are Legal Me: pours milk first and then cereal.

[@BenignSteak2716]

Get spoon, pour milk, then cereal, then place the bowl, then put it’s the table.

[@pedotrain5214]

Everything is legal except for that one you inhumane toxic anus juice

[@k444ng]

Wait, that's illegal

[@eddiebenson6641]

YOU MONSTER

[@sammysawshank6011]

I do that anyway. 😈 I take my Cap’N Crunch very seriously

[@nascarfanatic2425]

Revisiting this, there's another fun fact about Dr. May Updale: the actress who plays her, Marisa Tomei was also Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny. She actually has quite the acting resume built up.

[@michaelanthony508]

She is also "aunt may" in spiderman

[@nascarfanatic2425]

@@michaelanthony508 Yeah, that was mentioned in the video. Lol

[@omargl8516]

“All crime is legal” Me: *lets a 2 year old play with legos*

[@yeetusmccleetus6697]

nooo impossible, FBI OPEN UP

[@thaiisfood]

Normal me: You are an absolute monster Purge night me: *Hell yeah*

[@keitoucreations2727]

*Tells my barber I don't like the haircut*

[@sewkrazy]

Saying UwU as I murder a purger.

[@thaiisfood]

@@sewkrazy uwu

[@caughtin144p7]

whoever played Skeletor, props man amazing actor

[@DpLynel]

Ikr

[@lynxydarkshade]

Rotimi Paul played Skeletor

[@nettles9675]

His voice is hilarious and great

[@hmwh4t]

And the British guy that was Isaiah

[@trivonnereid769]

@@hmwh4t jovian wade is his name

[@SketchyAtBest]

I hope james understands that we dont watch these kill counts for the movie, we watch it for him.

[@awesomedonut8228]

MaxxComedyGaming Oh he does, he sure does.

[@beanjuice3568]

Well you know, both is also an option

[@tyler-TN]

I watch it for the kills and him

[@Kinos141]

This is the TRUTH!!!

[@bigchungus6168]

No I watch cause the movies

[@EricIsntSmart]

I love how when some criminals say "floor to floor killing", James' "NOOO" is just from needing to count it

[@mrslime-hm6pg]

Purge: *Starts* Me: Plays Wii without the Wii strap

[@peridottheclod]

Woah you can do that

[@diogod2347]

CHILL DUDE,

[@ihatemyson818]

IM CALLING THE COPS

[@odeIoten]

You went too far

[@spacechicken4551]

yOU WOULDN'T *DARE* -

[@baguettethief561]

Purge: starts Me: **eats pizza with a knife and fork**

[@atlaspreston]

Y'all don't wanna mess with this guy

[@meisjeaugust]

migration no u eat the small end first monster

[@Cr0c07]

I fear no man but that thing... it scares me

[@raspberrymochi2102]

I legit pizza like that, because I'm a civilized human being

[@baguettethief561]

*very weird

[@frostyfrostin459]

government: “all crimes are legal” me: *tells the barber i dont like the haircut*

[@bobthebuilder-gu1jh]

That is where the line is drawn

[@Winrarnt]

Isn't it all NATIONAL law? I'm pretty sure it's internationally agreed that saying you dislike the haircut is punishable by death.

[@nova_lobster560]

@@Winrarnt it’s like treason but way worse

[@listener466]

This monster is suppose to be dead

[@TheHomieLew]

Tip #1 in a lawless society: never insult someone holding a pointy object

[@joeshiesty6933]

Lets go I finally survived the worst 12 hours of my life with many murders. Well, time to play basketball I guess.

[@kalanialyse1261]

*All crime is legal* Me: *goes to the bank* Also me: MONEY MONEY MONEY * stays in side for the next 5 hours *

[@petemadrona2252]

Honestly, though, I would've done the same. And I'll probably nick the nearest 7/11's whole stock of Vitamilk and premade meals

[@autisticduck3071]

Pete Madrona You've got the purge figured out

[@bishboyo2880]

Inside

[@k0sami]

Pete Madrona What I would do is go to 7/11 then steal the entire Slurpee machines

[@NorthCarolinafan11]

Kalani Fulmer. And that's how mafia works

[@herosam1390]

The Purge franchise is like James’ New Nightmare

[@ricolll9945]

Dead meat is the type of person to steal things from his house during the purge. Edit: Don’t @me it’s a joke

[@bigbird6217]

facts

[@elmo3302]

He's the type of person to oder a Whopper at a McDonald's.

[@showmastercharlie2449]

first of all “dead meat” has a name it’s James. And second why are y’all rippin on James?

[@stevebuschemi2539]

Yung carti yung carti ❌

[@critizon3074]

@@showmastercharlie2449 Stuped it's just a joke. He says that James steals his stuff from his house during the purge So, I'm not sure if James is a stealer if he steals from his own house and also kinda breaking in his own house... I have confusion

[@coldpressedbrickrep]

The extra at 3:04 with the goatee and big head, is my close Uncle. We always laugh when we see that scene.

[@tetoterritory]

he trying to make 5 grand from gta online in real life

[@bruhbruhbruhh3057]

Skeletor yelled "Im gonna find you" Because he just got enough kills for a UAV

[@lof3319]

Ur pfp really says skeletor

[@m00nshinexp]

Bruh Bruh Bruhh dude ur a legend

[@kurate1x]

@@lof3319 Haha

[@pythontrido5295]

Oh shit MATE GET DOWN

[@stalehamsandwich4155]

Soon he'll get an advanced UAV

[@fqidz]

The Purge is like when you enter a server with PvP on

[@ReikenFoote]

Yep

[@foxblike7309]

but this time you cant respawn -cri-

[@jish7899]

amazing_dude yeah like in Terraria

[@animosustheebic7248]

@@jish7899...

[@purupurupancake]

Me playing RDR2

[@bruhitzanerd8366]

**purge starts** Me: **eats the whole kit Kat without break it piece by piece**

[@isntreal0]

Bruh_itz_Emerald ;-; I do that

[@Sbflls]

Romulo Guimaraes I’m scared for your mental health

[@uzumakinaruto3141]

I also do that, I'm too lazy to fucking tear it apart. Its weird because I'm a perfectionist.

[@clandestineCryptid]

Holy shit This is a dude of pure evil

[@Nico42048]

You monster....

[@Tyler-fe9mm]

“Daddy and his boys” made me crack up so much 😂

[@luisruiz3040]

President: My job is the most hardest one in America James: hold my drink

[@sittinggentleman4661]

Luis Ruiz hold my meat is better

[@wa5ted353]

@@sittinggentleman4661 "hold my meat" 😉

[@carmenvee41]

Luis Ruiz no Doctors Not president

[@loafyy6234]

Hold my pinkity drinkity

[@dragongamergirl4618]

No, it's hold my POTATO. Sorry, it's a reference.

[@proven7180]

how to survive every horror movie: Be the camera man

[@triple777yt5]

Rec kill count

[@aceventurasspear22]

Unless you’re in Zombieland

[@choncho547]

Good job stealing comments

[@Dame_volleyball]

Anthony Pham man you have no imagination so you just steal comments for likes. Man that’s sad

[@kuhnX]

Everyone: he’s stealing comments Me: have never seen this

[@trippygacha6425]

The first purge: I have 133 kills The first Final destination: *I have 287* The first purge: ah crap

[@marko9610]

The Polish translation of "final destination" can be translated to "to fake the death"

[@mrturtledolphincowjr753]

Holy shit that's a lot of damage. Err kills Edit: that's not gonna be beat anytime soon.

[@Tynotfunnyshorts]

132 seven comes back at the end

[@yikoool7009]

It’s Marry You Rat

[@lektron7112]

noah and the arc: pathetic

[@yeezyyankie324]

4:51 The neighbor's kid be like

[@stupidpeople1016]

The purge 2020: everyone stealing toilet paper

[@user-qn6rf8ev9i]

Haha yea

[@iamnickyihope]

Wait i understand its a joke but the purge takes place after 2020.

[@carmenvee41]

WAIT NOT ONLY THAT Hand sanitizerrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrRrR

[@yevhenbuhera189]

The opioid virus is wats going on now so

[@Surprised_Synth]

gotta purge that poop

[@RussellYeetsYou]

How to survive: Turn Friendly fire off.

[@C4usticc]

On

[@RussellYeetsYou]

OH NO,

[@failure2946]

@@C4usticc fu*k fu*k fu*k

[@ihatemyson818]

Okay thanks for the tip

[@scorpion9063]

Get a god mode jet or go passive mode

[@infinitetaquito4484]

“All crime is legal” me: *Tells grandma her food was bad*

[@Storm_cryo]

Person: So, what's your job? Dead Meat: Counting dead people Person: ...

[@angelohernandez4789]

Dead meat: IN MOVIES, IN MOVIES!

[@callumpullen9378]

I count dead people. It's what I do

[@jojosiwath1525]

Person: uh...dead meat? Dead meat: it’s what I count

[@jysshiro6499]

And he almost summarizes the movie too.

[@everlels7608]

The purge starts Me: holds the people at McDonalds at gunpoint to make them fix the ice cream machine

[@moneybmmm3712]

Hahaha

[@Minnibite]

I would have done the same thing tbh

[@systrik3757]

Cayden Obrien all the places are closed when the purge happens though

[@vafangul5716]

😂

[@Timislazy]

@@systrik3757 its a joke though

[@goombatroopa5110]

If the purge happened in the eu Purge siren: rings Everyone: TIME TO MAKE MEMES!

[@JackTYM]

LOL

[@raspyrigged3073]

I get it

[@suckmyoof2389]

IM DYINGGG SIS 😂💀

[@Octanezz]

I dont get it pewdiepie??

[@raspyrigged3073]

@@Octanezz the EU doesn't allow memes because of article 13 it's Elegal to in the EU

[@DuolosX]

@13:18 - For those curious, Galatians 5:16 says "But I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not carry out the desire of the flesh"

[@Blingy]

Granny during the purge: I hope your ready to die, sonny! After the purge Granny: I tried to kill you? I don't remember.....

[@fredericchopin42]

Hay

[@fredericchopin42]

Umfrom Xbox

[@bigfish6742]

That wasn't funny at all

[@WikiTay]

@@bigfish6742 ok ant, it's time for your little nap! you need your blankie and your binkie??

[@virtuesss1075]

@@bigfish6742 No One Cares

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If you want to survive The Purge, just tell John Wick that the whole city was after to kill his dog but you're his only ally.

[@pp-zu2tv]

Bruh I don't think John Wick has enough pencils for the entire city.

[@sachalomar4883]

This is the 6th time i am seeing you what the hell

[@Eternalllyyy22]

Why do I see you everywhere

[@motchiman5423]

Oh yeahhhhh

[@jacksonham5480]

Y o u a r e e v e r y w h e r e

[@samuelcroll344]

*shoots bully during purge but he survives and you get bullied more"*

[@ricotheexmongolianslave692]

When you try your best but you dont succeed

[@Billy-hj6ue]

Bruh funny

[@jerrylim6722]

@@knockoutboy3018 random nerd: but next year your cousin in a different state is gonna travel to you just to take your inheritance... and the bully will be prepared. me and everyone else that is in this situation: guess I'll die then

[@honeyburn688]

*the last purge*

[@hoovenschmooven]

r/creepyasterisks

[@kkhurage]

Totally surprised that a movie based on murder, abuse, and death holds the dead meat record of most kills on a kill count! I never saw it coming

[@amandaleicht5508]

I feel like if this actually became real there would definitely be some murder and stuff but there would also be people just commuting full on tax fraud and stealing all the pets and food from the pet store

[@Rougarou99]

Have you seen some of those cat ladies? It would delve to murder quick.

[@mah6227]

I'd steal stuff from game stores

[@MrCazador123]

meh, they have corona.

[@ryndor2899]

I think that's kinda what this movie addressed, nobody was killing at first, they were just dancing and stealing shit

[@spooks8647]

I would definitely steal cats from the pet stores or at least try to protect them from harm during the purge.