Prometheus (2012) KILL COUNT

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[@anonymouszackwest6443]

Dead Meat you forgot to change the description

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

Why did you reject my Texas Chainsaw Massacre Edit: Nothing personal ok we cool

[@robertplays8065]

Why didnt you change the description

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

I hit 26.1K views

[@user-gf5yn9ti9r]

YEETUS TO THE FEETUS

[@XVII_RONIN]

He puts the same music over every video and it never gets annoying.

[@1us7.-x.1uv8]

Pizza Pro do you not know how to read s/he said NOT ANNOYING

[@presidentwise8547]

@@1us7.-x.1uv8 Ohhh My bad

[@XVII_RONIN]

It’s ok guys

[@cavemancult1999]

Bruv you really paying attention to the music?

[@XVII_RONIN]

Zack C R.Liberty yup

[@rookienoa]

The human looking alien looks like handsome Squidward

[@omni-spinzo2085]

Man I become gay if he was a buff squidward

[@professor_mystery]

He also looks like a buff version of Jared from Silicon Valley.

[@CupcakeStrider]

I honestly thought the engineers were the lamest part of the movie. They just look so boring

[@ayushtyagi1673]

@Turd Ferguson when you realize that engineer made xenomorph to battle yatuja

[@james-uc5gc]

angrydynamite 320p vs 1080p

[@GiDD504]

This movie will always be very special to me. I was homeless as a teenager and when I finally got into a youth homeless shelter they took us to the dollar theater. We watched this movie. Every time I watch this I feel hopeful and thankful for being off the streets. Always cherish the little things. With that being said, David is a jerk off.

[@bearlean6214]

Great to hear, that something give you such a wonderful feeling. Hope you have gone fine. Much Love💚

[@maxwellsequation4887]

Beware of Technoblade

[@yeetmyself9246]

@@maxwellsequation4887 wtf.

[@russlemiller6574]

@@maxwellsequation4887 kek

[@Kal-ns3lp]

@@maxwellsequation4887 wrong timing dude

[@royaltycomics]

This is the origins of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things, founded by this movie, advertised by many movies.

[@isparksnzr8734]

A fellow watcher of cinema sins

[@johnhasle9497]

@@isparksnzr8734 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS HAHA * sings* IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@gamer_contentlol4474]

@@johnhasle9497 why did you have to add a sings thing dude like that is just cringe

[@ryanmcwilliams8784]

@@gamer_contentlol4474 *sings* CAUSE HE IS EXCITED! *sings* Leave him alone! Nerd.

[@Thornbloom]

Well the Prometheus school of running away from things is older than the movie.

[@lilagrundleger9934]

The alien guy in the beginning that fell in the water was a bath bomb

[@PETSEMATARYTWO]

knowing what david did to the rest of the engineers, he would probably willingly bathe in it

[@landonsawyer7619]

Yea you have to try the game

[@saoirse4951]

Omg 🤣

[@allieskinner-youniqueprese9014]

So that's how we made bath bombs

[@Sedow1231]

Lush exclusive bath bomb for June 2020

[@Eplasval1]

"Great Acting There Iceland" Iceland: yeah I get that a lot

[@annalucy89]

Well since many big Hollywood movies or TV shows are filmed here in Iceland I'd say it does a pretty good job!

[@coltonbates629]

@@annalucy89 yes, that is another way to say it.

[@tiffanyz1362]

@@annalucy89 and many are edited in my country canada

[@andrikpozos6194]

@@annalucy89 what language yall speak ?

[@AveTrainOnDaTrack]

@@andrikpozos6194 icelandic

[@Tezzinator]

"We jump to 2093... And just as a refresher, the original Alien took place more than a hundred years after this, in 2122"...Well, that's only 29 years, not more than a hundred.

[@ChrispyK96]

I was looking for this exact comment. I hurt my brain trying to figure out how he came to that conclusion. I needed this comment to reassure me that I wasnt going crazy. I forgive the error regardless because I love his videos aha

[@Humanresouces]

@@ChrispyK96 I guess he didn't want to rewrite the whole script just for that mistake.

[@MarilynMalkovich]

@@Humanresouces it's literally one line

[@iancruz6617]

Lol he failed math

[@BookofCommonTerror]

One voiceover. Twenty seconds to re-record and *jazz hands* no math fail

[@weezingargonian6523]

If it wasn’t under the Alien franchise name, it would be a lot better received. We gain expectations from the awesome other movies. If it was separate, it would be an awesome premise

[@jasethomas5198]

I think it already is an awesome premise, because the Alien franchise had already set up some cool origins, I just don't think this was executed super well

[@tjjordan4207]

The only other way this movie would have been accepted into the franchise is if it wasn't revealed its connection to the Alien connection until the very end of the film.

[@SabrinaCelestia]

Then again, it would probably just be called a rip-off

[@mariovazquez4436]

@@SabrinaCelestia yeah lol

[@gibberconfirm166]

I was gonna say, this episode brought back how much I wanted to like this movie, how much promise it had. You gotta agree with all the main gripes, but there are some high highs (that transitioned to all lows in the sequel.)

[@avamaewoo2525]

i have a distinct memory of my dad watching this movie in the living room when i was little and my mom saying "isnt she a bit young for this?" and my dad responding "she wont even remember it." he was wrong. i still have nightmares about that alien abortion scene.

[@rnomromro6715]

@@sakurairjentomoki6597 And why was your comment necessary?

[@JSTAL.]

@@rnomromro6715 and why is you telling someone that Thier comment is useless using a useless comment

[@mollyworld005]

Internet Police and why are you necessary

[@rnomromro6715]

@@JSTAL. I wasn't telling them their comment was useless. I said it was unecessary. "Human is more scary" We ALREADY know that shit.

[@rnomromro6715]

@@mollyworld005 What? Is that supposed to be a diss?Lol

[@JulienC23]

I love it when James has all this behind the scenes footage. It’s nice to see how they did all these cool tricks behind all these movies.

[@MrHootiedean]

I agree! In don't remember seeing BTS footage before in his other videos but it's a nice addition to the format and his disintegration effect was nice too! He's really stepping up!

[@chykheangea3741]

MrHootiedean nah, he has been doing it for a while now for movies such as the aliens and predator series

[@JulienC23]

MrHootiedean he did it for the blood bucket one recently

[@hakuh527]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="735">12:15</a> just handsome squidward playing his clarenate

[@VeNoMziV]

I love how the alien from the pregnancy scene looks like a shark dangling above the lead female, the ocean is so alien to me, it fits so well

[@auqajenkins3411]

But it’s also disgusting

[@Tw0Dots]

Ok….

[@CaptainNugget]

"Then he Beep boops the right combo of bip bops" - James 2019

[@5ainttt]

*I’m in.*

[@sugarcull]

me: "i'm going to sit through all dead meats ads" youtube: plays 30 minute ad me "why must you test my love?"

[@zxshark748]

Lol

[@ryanlajes6975]

Άδης Πλούτων is it true they only get money if we watch the add in its complete length?

[@eviltoad746]

@@ryanlajes6975 no. They get money if you watch for the 5 seconds required before skipping

[@ryanlajes6975]

Evil Toad okay cool I didn’t wanna have to watch the whole add, but I was gonna for my man James

[@sugarcull]

@@eviltoad746 no they get paid only if you watch the whole ad

[@dragonactive698]

I like the little detail they’ve added in for the name of the Engineer Xenomorph; since the engineers are a sort of representation of God, the Xenomorph that comes from them is called a Deacon, and a Deacon is a role in the Catholic Church (a role bellow priests). Really cool!

[@firemaker1258]

The Deacon isn’t an Xenomorph, it’s a similar but different species. The actual Xenomorphs that come from Engineers are named Jockey-Xenomorphs, and they are basically just big Xenomorphs.

[@wd3185]

@@firemaker1258I mean, technically it's not a Xenomorph, but like... come on, it's a Xenomorph. Shiny black skin, humanoid frame, a crested head, biomechanical features, bursts its way out of a host's body. The graphic novels established it even has acidic blood, for God's sake.

[@normalhuman9878]

The entire franchise is basically a huge warning saying to take disease control very seriously

[@TellItAnimated]

I’ve grown to appreciate Prometheus after initially disliking it in theatres, it’s a little wordy and self-indulgent but is always interesting. And great Kill Count as always 🔪🔪🔪...”Let’s Get to The Killls!”

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Always a good day to get a Kill Count.

[@nappy9987]

Pretty weird how watching things multiple times your opiniom can change. Also im thinking of a crossover from Dead Meat and Tell It Animated

[@thedragonwolf4222]

Hey dude I love your channel

[@rhaegartargaryen3162]

Hey tell it animated do a evolution of James a janisse (hair and beard)

[@omega4life304]

Top 10 anime cross overs

[@Cinderkin]

I've been going back and watching old Kill Count videos, and it's obvious how much work you've put in to these videos, and how much fun you're having in them. Keep it up James (and crew). Loving the videos as always

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

I just hit 26.1K views

[@uwuwhatsdisnoticesyourbulg1538]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 no one cares

[@bradyclark1453]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 I care, way to go dude!

[@Richard-uw4ix]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 what do you mean

[@tariq_mma]

I like your profile pic

[@arguekayes]

The original Alien series was supposed to be like this, about Space jockeys and Engineers but people higher up shut it down and made the Xenomorphs the center of the story.

[@Braken888]

Good

[@kadecoleman4104]

These movies are just like Jarrasic Park and all it’s sequels. They’re just the same exact story/scenario but with different characters. It’s fucking retarded man. I love kill counts and cinema sins/wins so I can just watch a summarized version of movies that I think could be interesting if they weren’t carbon copies of each other. I guess it’s the same with most movies actually; Terminator series, All Heist movies, I know what you did last summer, conjuring, Jason movies, Friday the 13th, Scream. I don’t understand why every movie has to stick to the story circle man it makes me lose interest in almost every single movie. Absolutely disappointing

[@riquelmeone]

no, absolutely disagree. The beauty of the original Alien is that we had the unknown of the space jockey. And with Prometheus the freedom of the viewer's fantasy was taken away and we were given a complete nonsense story of creators. The space jockey could have been so much more.

[@icemav5740]

Prometheus and Covenant completely ruined the mystery and intrigue of the original film and series. I never wanted to know what the space jockey was or where it came from. Not to mention the completely stupid plot twist that the Space Jockeys/Engineers created humans for no reason whatsoever. And adding to that, why the hell couldn't Scott just leave the Xenomorphs be actual aliens and not David's creations? The factor that made the original film so good is the fact that we had no idea where the Xenomorph evolved and it was just the perfect predatory organism. There was no need for them to be practically artificial creations. He also created a massive plothole in the timeline. Prometheus is set 30 years before Alien, and Covenant is set 20 years before Alien. According to Covenant, Xenomorphs never came into existence until 2104, and that wasnt even a Xenomorph, it was a Protomorph. So somehow, in the 18 years between Covenant and Alien, an Engineer got his hands on thousands of non existent Xenomorph eggs, crashed his ship on LV-426, and according to Alien, was there long enough to be fossilized (hundreds of thousands of years at the very least). The sheer amount of stupidity that the writers required to actually produce these movies still baffles me

[@iancruz6617]

Xeno there non in this film

[@halo25assassin45]

Question: how can they use flamethrowers in an atmosphere almost entirely carbon dioxide?

[@arbiterprime2145]

the fuel theyre using in it is probably self-oxidating, so wouldnt need to rely on atmospheric oxygen

[@BearPumpkin160]

In a world full of CO2, they would need to have devices to work in those types of atmospheres since most wiring would need Oxygen to work, so self sustaining O2 machines would most likely need to be implemented into them for those off world expeditions

[@Quimper111]

Same way you can weld underwater.

[@thadeusmartinez2416]

yes

[@30andfree]

I love how the movies have been becoming less and less about purely kill counts and starting to simultaneously become reviews and giving behind the scenes facts. Really starts to delve deep into the movies and it’s really interesting.

[@xyz6460]

yea🇳🇵

[@zrATT_]

How to watch movies in 20 minutes without the draggy parts

[@fffatalattraction]

Tru facts😂😂

[@zrATT_]

Yeet

[@trod146]

@@zrATT_ how to mimic a generic comment everyone uses to get likes on KZbin without saying "I watch these so I don't have to watch the movie"

[@zrATT_]

Timothy Rodowicz wait wtf i didn't think i got that many xD

[@68camarofan11]

___ ATT ___ that’s why I watch these

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Wanna see how much James has improved? Watch his first Aliens video, and then watch this one. So happy to get to watch how far he's come. Good going, James!

[@ogbobbyjohnson7311]

Another way is to break into his house and examine his REM sleep patterns

[@normalhuman9878]

Actually, the reason why running in a straight line from a rolling object is because it’s human instinct to run in a straight line away from danger

[@rjai5003]

I can get that being the case at first, but in the amount of time they were running in that scene, they probably should’ve had enough time to think of moving out of the way

[@theonlychickensama8353]

" rule 34 continues to hold up " Lmao caught me off guard

[@WolfJack-zx2nv]

Same

[@mooqnor]

What’s rule 34?

[@WolfJack-zx2nv]

@@mooqnor uhhhhhhhhhh its nanya?

[@michaeldey4982]

Kayla Gonzales rule 34 of the internet, of it exists, there is porn of it no exception

[@karljeffers2749]

@@mooqnor just look up female xenomorphs rule 34

[@JJ-xo3px]

My Friday is always better when I come home to a new kill count

[@nickwash3r3]

Out of context, that might sound suspicious

[@JJ-xo3px]

- Ѷαгιķ // yes very

[@5omewhat0fal0ser]

Same. It always makes me smile. Not sure why....

[@joelbrich2538]

That self-surgery scene is one of my favorite scenes in any movie I've ever seen. Absolutely unforgettable.

[@Vhlathanosh]

"WMDs and oil, why does this sound so familiar" LOL well played! 😂

[@birb180]

Prometheus took place in 2093 "More than a hundred years after this in 2122" Something aint right here

[@Incredisav]

29 is more than 100

[@birb180]

@@Incredisav no, its less. 4 is more than 100

[@manu-animation-924]

Guy That Games you didn’t notice the sarcasm

[@gabekerley9902]

It's a prequel to the alien quadrilogy that is why it's a good idea to be a prequel

[@Poppipower]

Math

[@Mykil47]

“Self Sacrificing Bridge Boys” is my new grind-core band name.

[@bedofroachesofficial4958]

Goregrind>grindcore

[@smokecathairandtoenails9626]

whisper grindcore on a kill count, you've cracked the codex Mike, ale.

[@Mykil47]

DOPEless HOPEfiend ...Mike, ale. I fucking love it. Thank you for that. As a recovering addict, I also like the play on words of your username.

[@op_bread920]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="879">14:39</a> Love the Hal reference! 2001: A Space Odyssey is my favorite movie

[@EmEyeSeeEiEeElEi]

Amazing "Heavyweights" reference at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="783">13:03</a> :D

[@rubyrose9258]

"That Sheamus looking geologist" I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

[@tinuskiller5140]

Ruby Rose respect the hawk

[@acetheta6482]

I approve XD

[@janellstephenson2478]

Same xD

[@starboy5527]

Sheamus still looks just like that

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

BROGUE!!!!!!!!

[@cyrodiin]

*_''S E X I N S P A A A C E !''_*

[@purpleleaf9732]

Never

[@l1xs4ndr0.]

* W O A H *

[@l1xs4ndr0.]

*W O A H*

[@sooj3361]

EXTREME SEX

[@tvushington6994]

I actually really enjoyed this film.. I viewed it as movie that had no correlation to the alien movies. By itself, it’s an amazing sci-fi horror movie. The use of practical effects and the beautiful cinematography will always make this movie special. Glad Scott wanted to do something new

[@easportsaxb8057]

yeah I did think the acting and some of the characters were...bad

[@littlee602]

After the scene where Shaw gets the emergency c-section *still perfectly awake and having her abdomen sliced open* i was cringing for the rest of the movie at Shaws every action, thinking of how much pain she must be in. Damn, that was a hard scene to watch. I could *feel* that in my bones

[@justinbel68]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1360">22:40</a> Me: (Crying) “It’s so sad, it’s like the ending for Spider-Man 3 with Sandman!”

[@heartz4tiredtwt]

Ha 😂

[@arfansthename]

Nah, it's the disintegration meme.

[@depressedceiling8773]

Infinity war

[@justinbel68]

I agree with Infinity War but I was thinking about the movie Spider-Man 3 when that scene happened

[@squiddleswooooshesjokes1678]

Arfan Eka Diandra did you just unironically say “nah” ?

[@HYZR0]

The alien in the beginning looks like handsome squidward.

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Omg yeh

[@PinkJoy143]

😂😂😂😂

[@edelmiramarroquin7261]

I wonder when there gonna make a meme about it

[@jocelyncrosby9724]

When your the first one to comment this but another guy says the joke again but gets more likes than you

[@jocelyncrosby9724]

I feel bad bro

[@actionturnip395]

This movie is kind of incredible in that nearly a decade later I can still find new things that don’t make sense about it. I didn’t even notice how david can magically operate every piece of alien tech...

[@ayakoholic]

The biologist's death still cracks me up, because my wife is a wildlife ecologist (who got her Ph.D before she turned 28 and is a tenured biology professor at a highly reputed college as well as a highly skilled carpenter, seamstress, and programmer) and when I showed her that scene she was like "oh yeah, that's totally how I would die." 18 INT, 3 WIS. I guess that's how she ended up with me? ;)

[@blakeburnett3334]

Never change your intro, it gives me a weird nostalgia

[@_lover_of_cartoons_2889]

Bro same

[@blakeburnett3334]

Ocean The deer lmao glad I’m not the only one

[@jessemcelroy2776]

Yeah

[@dahyaelmarquez310]

Me same

[@akashs.2081]

Same

[@br4dyv]

One thing I love about James is all the behind the scene information that he gives and that he gives credit when its due to all the workers involved behind the scenes. Keep up the good work James.

[@JosephFridley]

In interviews, Ridley Scott often refers to the Xenomorphs as dragons. This might because the term Xenomorph is not used until Aliens, maybe, or because that is how Scott views the creatures. I love Prometheus and Covenant, warts and all, and find the characters to be relatable and their motives clear. There are some deleted scenes from Prometheus that better explain Fifield and Millburn's motivations, but essentially those two characters had no idea they were on a trip to find aliens, like many of the characters, and that Millburn is trying to win over Fifield's respect. Also for example, Meredith is motivated by her desire to be seen as an equal in her father's eyes. She is extremely competitive with David, who is seen by Peter as his heir.

[@mqtaidmqtaid]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="85">1:25</a> When James said "you see yourself yelling at the characters for the stupid decisions they make" and put the bit where instead of running out of the way of the ship, they run in a straight line... I felt it in my heart

[@Alioune857]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1216">20:16</a> I don’t know why but the phrase “completely straight line” made me start dying 😂

[@user-crane]

Did you die?

[@NoLuv4kytezz]

Lol 2016 XD

[@draculax2750]

same

[@Bubba93000]

Hence, the Prometheus' School of running away from things

[@dylanm1683]

And at 20:33 he should of said died by a giant rolling crusont because reasons

[@A.Mayflower127]

I’m glad it tried to answer questions like where did we come from, where did we go, and where did you come from Cotten Eye Joe

[@sophiat.8712]

Blondie Wise this is underrated

[@matthmm4259]

Nice

[@korneelverschueren3398]

Whos Joe?

[@sherryb6351]

And now I've got that song stuck in my head, no thank you!

[@shonmarshall7957]

I was saying that though the whole movie

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

I saw this movie a few months after I had a hysterectomy. Watching Shaw run around and get hit in the gut after her c-section just sort of left me curled up in a horrified little ball.

[@LeonardoStupidKenway]

Wut is a hysterectomy?

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

@@LeonardoStupidKenway Surgical removal of the uterus. I had a six-pound tumor (thankfully benign), and had an incision pretty much identical to Shaw's, right down to the staples. I was in the hospital for the next three days, doped on morphine the first day, and not allowed to even get out of bed until the day I went home. It took a full six weeks to recover. A hit to the gut like she took would have been completely incapacitating.

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1335">22:15</a> The origins of the xenomorph

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

*ThE pRomEtHeUs ScHoOl Of RuNnInG aWaY fRoM tHiNgS*

[@janellstephenson2478]

Yes

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Reverse what they teach and you have the USSR School of Running Away From Things

[@Staalkop-]

In strate lines

[@Staalkop-]

In strate lines

[@render4270]

*DING*

[@Arey2539]

For every movie I go I need James to say “title card” when the title card pops up

[@r3drose685]

Mines either “title card” or, if they say the name of the film, “Roll Credits”. 😊

[@louisajane4180]

Same

[@swengleproduction1577]

Wouldn't it be funny to have every movie u watch start with James saying title card. Like the editors of A movies decided to put it in

[@louisajane4180]

@@swengleproduction1577 I need this

[@swengleproduction1577]

@@louisajane4180 Don't we all?

[@BuffdatRatt]

This was a rare movie that literally all my friends and I really enjoyed. Final girl was soo badass

[@jamarcusuno7201]

Which is why I find the sequel to this movie so bothersome lol

[@noodlnoodz76]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="155">2:35</a> 2122 and 2093 are 100 years apart?

[@katev4827]

So all of them went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things?

[@Brando216]

Cinemasins reference. Love it

[@mrlilmackillersgaming6782]

Brandon tbh dead meet and cinemasins should colabe for a video

[@moodylad2033]

@@mrlilmackillersgaming6782 yes they should

[@jacklyntree7752]

Reference to CinemaSins on someone else's channel *ding*

[@breezy356]

@Miomedin Meemit paetron

[@hades6532]

"Beep boop's the right combination of bip bops" -James 2019

[@christopher7398]

When you realize that the engineers and humans share 100% dna, and that means that they were once just as evil as we were but forgot about their past after a million years of evolution.

[@kadecoleman4104]

Ah. I see. This is where CinemaSins gets the phrase “Prometheus school of running away from things.”😅💀😎😂😂😂😭

[@iamthatis396]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1220">20:20</a> they attended the Prometheus school of running away from things

[@IHeartYuga]

Ha,2020.

[@michaelj1729]

I see a person of culture hahaha 👏😂

[@Zyk0th]

They are the founders of the school. That scene is where the joke comes from.

[@jaxbartlett4068]

BIG BRAIN TIME

[@leonazhang2388]

*BA DA TSS~*

[@RiGuy]

Best Acting in this Movie... *Iceland*

[@gordofoblivion213]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1354">22:34</a> just gonna put this right here

[@h.a.s.7612]

Damn, It sucks that Thanos erased James, isn't it?

[@akanebrusern3162]

The special effects for that year are just amazing i can't believe they made them so good

[@Kwenspi]

Come for the kills, stay for James’ commentary.

[@the910toparis6]

Graduated from Prometheus school of running a way of things *DING*

[@mercedesdrake9113]

lol

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

I was looking for this comment lol. Love me some cinemasins.

[@dizzee6089]

Ur profile pic scares me...

[@aeonamadi]

Cinemawins is better

[@garciafever]

Lol I was actually going to say this too

[@Seedubz2020]

“Do it to it Lars!”... was not expecting a heavyweights quote in any of these 😂

[@AhmadTheWeeknd]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="290">4:50</a> "SHEAMUS looking Geologist" LOL.

[@arturiter]

“The alien movies are phallic” You have no idea. H.R. Giger... creator of the xenomorph, has a shit load of super sexual extraterrestrial artwork. Hell, the original movie’s egg ship has coochie shaped doorways.

[@vsusanmoon]

And rape theme also..,

[@quinnholloway5400]

Giger was not of the most sane mind it seems

[@neotheshadowwarrior4082]

Is it on rule 34 or no I’m just asking bruh

[@sauron6064]

That trilobite tentacle is over sized. It wouldn’t work on a human. But that site probably found a way.

[@karljeffers2749]

@@neotheshadowwarrior4082 just look up female xenomorphs rule 34

[@nordickalewis3470]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="123">2:03</a> " Mr.Stark i dont feel so good"

[@ianolascoaga778]

Nordicka Lewis lol

[@trod146]

It's been like a year already. This meme is old, tired, and lame. Put it to rest and let it die already.

[@ianolascoaga778]

Timothy Rodowicz same

[@nordickalewis3470]

I know but it was a good one while it lasted

[@liacedeno4382]

@@trod146 let it die like Tony and black widow? No? Too soon?

[@Punk_Philosopher]

What i found challenging in Prometheus was to make consistent and coherent sense of it. It is stimulating to think about it all might work, and discuss interpretations with mates.

[@joshgraff3806]

"beep boop" "bip bops" "bim bams" "floop dob" man this series really brought out james' creative side

[@Hades-cs6hm]

James: The same team that did the snap in infinity war Comment section: CONFIRMED HES DOING INFINITY WAR

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Hades8297 :O

[@Hades-cs6hm]

Memeh Manh :O

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Hades8297 yes indeed :D

[@lucasgeorge2900]

:O

[@Hades-cs6hm]

Memeh Manh not little baby :O

[@sirtommo3638]

That's one ripped Voldemort, OH sorry You-know-who <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="111">1:51</a>

[@Nico-bn3pb]

omg *yes!*

[@Cookivirus]

That's what i thought But he has a nose

[@sirtommo3638]

@@Cookivirus true

[@sampamspam5105]

"look at mee im a starr" I STG I CANNOT WITH JAMES

[@marklynn5899]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> I remember Charlize Theron mainly in huge gorilla movie *_Mighty Joe Young_* she was eye-catching distraction! ❤️ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="221">3:41</a> Idris Elba, I've seen recently in *_The Mountain Between Us_* with Kate Winslet, and as a detective in *_Prom Night_* remake

[@SunvasNormandy]

The kill counts are getting longer and I am one hundred percent okay with that!

[@jesuschrist2346]

SunvasNormandy wdym just ok with it? I’m thrilled

[@anonamoutsxc]

The one channel where I get disappointed seeing videos under 15 min 😂

[@retierashia]

Same

[@SunvasNormandy]

@@jesuschrist2346 didn't want to come across as weirdly over excited messiah... 😁🙏

[@damianprock1650]

Depends on how many people get killed

[@JohnLanger]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="997">16:37</a> "Wait WMD is an oil...why does this all sound familiar?" Is further evidence that James SMOKES WEED.

[@dan-5678]

WMDS *AND* oil

[@Jim-od7sb]

Im questioning my choice of becoming an engineer now...

[@jackcassidy9963]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="412">6:52</a> maybe the crew in Convenant should've taken that advice

[@NineTetree]

"Hopefully, the Scar/Lex relationship is still canon." *WHEEZE* James really does ship Scar and Lex.

[@chasegriffin5205]

I third that emotion

[@vegemiteisavitamin3235]

Ania Simbaj Hell yeah! We need a movie with those two exclusively; perhaps returning to earth to fuck the shit of a greedy tech company up.

[@BubblyFemboy]

🤭

[@overlordvelvet7301]

I ship them hard as well 😂

[@battoes8580]

Hehe scar died though 🤣

[@TilhasTZplease]

"oh yeah she his daughter, they revealed that a couple scenes ago, it doesn't really matter though to be honest" loll

[@nekipeh7373]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="171">2:51</a> Because hes *PERFECTION* Edit: Black Goo has some Venom vibes lol

[@flyany6682]

"Stupid choices often lead to people dying" should be the slogan or t-shirt for Dead Meat! 💁‍♂️

[@danbonits8156]

So a giant face hugger can kill/defeat jiren but goku can't? *Smh*

[@Vali_Z4ne]

This comment wins.

[@pillsburydoughboy3423]

Take this W

[@Aaron-wd1cn]

Lmfao

[@Aaron-wd1cn]

Underrated comment

[@ducttapingmypocket219]

Ligma fits

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

James: "Great news for people with alien men/octopus fetishes. Rule 34 continues to hold up" His commentary isn't golden, it's pure platinum!

[@timmywallace5058]

You are wrong, his commentary is like diamond, that's the closest possible thing that even comes close.

[@xaiuden8129]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I SEE YOU AT LIKE EVERY VIDEO I WATCH BROOOOO!

[@nigeriachin6993]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache lol

[@m3d1ated42]

Its pure platinum. Star Platinum!

[@almondsai7214]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache How can you be everywhere and nowhere at the same time

[@crashvds777]

“Like a peep in a microwave” -James A. Janisse

[@Murxoq]

Going back to the good old kill counts, as always amazing videos

[@dylanhudson3219]

Dead Meat: *doesn't count the Engineers* Most humanoid aliens ever. Also Dead Meat *counts the cave monsters from Descent*Not

[@quicksilveryt4000]

And Cujo..... And Bruce The shark

[@kingayy9267]

@Dylan Hudson at 9:50 he acknowledges the only reason he didn't count the engineers was pure "inconvenience"

[@mullaoslo]

@@kingayy9267 which I don't get, he uses behind the scenes and commentaries for videos all the time and ridley straight up says 2 million "engineers" died when David unleashes the goo in covenant so it wouldn't be hard to count at all

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@mullaoslo what about when he does the pie chart? how would he do a visual representation, one engineer and the saying 2 million more might work but i doubt it

[@Hateful_Rex]

predators? predlien?

[@jordancarter949]

Roses are red This movie gives me chills I’m James A Janisse Let’s get to the kills

[@tomohawk7203]

Gay

[@trod146]

You're not James, don't lie to people.

[@jordancarter949]

Timothy Rodowicz that was obviously what I was trying to do with this comment convince people I was James a janisse you intellectual genius you really see the bigger picture

[@greysonalex]

@@jordancarter949 i was just waiting for tim to come back with an r/wooosh glad he didn't because thats such an idiotic place for a woosh

[@jordancarter949]

LilyCanadian I’ve never gotten more likes on a comment and ironically I hate poetry

[@Vampshroom420]

The helmet melting onto the guys face is fucking brutal. imagine going through that. it probably wouldnt even kill you,just hurt a FUCK TON for a very long time

[@jajataroy4636]

Do you ever just run sideways, to flex on Prometheus fellas?

[@broccoli182]

How do you manage to pump these out so fast with this much quality? ❤️💪

[@Draknalor186]

His twitch channel features him video editing, Where you can see howhedoes it

[@dr.bright6272]

Dedication

[@littlefela6889]

Because he doesn't include kills😂

[@jesuschrist2346]

Little Fela ?

[@brettberg2778]

I love how he brings wrestling into his videos like sheamus and the WMD/Knockout punch

[@nintendope8837]

The man was so buff he wasnt instantly snapped

[@tastysandwhich]

"Boop boops the right combination of bip baps" really got me.

[@lolno6975]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1357">22:37</a> Mr stark I don't feel so xenomorph

[@Centiwing]

James doesn’t feel so good

[@justinbel68]

The dust went the wrong way

[@justsomeguywithlonghair6595]

You put a lot work in your videos. Love your channel.

[@mortonbeard2240]

The esthetics of this movie is on another level.

[@wolfjedisamuel]

Wow, I really liked that "Infinity Wars" ending James did. _Chelsea, I don't feel so good..._

[@kriegofficergary6921]

The amount of nerd references in this episode makes me happy

[@fckihate69jokes]

soooo this is where the famous line of "Prometheus school of running away from things" started

[@Billwarson29]

A thought: What if this Kill Count was a prequel to all the other counts? What if all the James A. Janisse's we've seen die in the Kill Counts so far were spawned from the cells of this James after he was disintegrated by the black goo?