The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT

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[@staticmetalxbl]

Watching a grown man yell fuck you to a group of school children for saving their own lives cracks me up every time. Hahaha.

[@sunlightfiery7846]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowyyCFH]

Not exactly saving their lives, even if they survived their death was inevitable because of the ancient ones.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Heck, young school girls beating a menacing ghost girl is funny, period.^^

[@thomasthetankengine3526]

I died at that part 🤣

[@ayz5334]

15:15 time stamp if anyone wants it

[@moltenking4813]

Those poor Japanese school kids. They just defeated a ghost lady and turned it into a frog. And now they have to deal with the world LITERALLY ENDING

[@Nokturnt]

Hey don't worry. Somehow they'll make friends with the Ancient One and save the world!

[@Nokturnt]

@Ugh You’re god damn right.

[@colt9836]

@Blissful Ignorance This is canon now and I will accept nothing less.

[@HowHorror]

Ok

[@mrmotivated8667]

simple, this is the plot for a new live action sailor moon anime/show

[@Jumpy-Dragon]

I love the cheering of the little girls when they turn the spirit into a frog, it's so genuinely wholesome

[@user-se7dj6he3e]

it was beautiful wasn't it

[@GoldenMask669]

That was just world peace at it’s peak

[@kalynmiller558]

They're from Japan so they believe in ancient Japanese spirits to protect them.

[@EclipseFoSho]

Yall sum pedos 💀

[@XJIcequeen]

I’m saw it the most adorable part of the film

[@Imperials3nate]

I love how this movie has few kills for the most part, but goes pure genocide in the last bit.

[@mechengr1731]

They went the Another approach: Drip out the deaths and then go full slaughterhouse

[@redblushinrose]

"Do not read the Latin" "Read it" "...WTF" my favorite movie line ever

[@redblushinrose]

@badboy61331 let's be honest he could high on every drug in existence and still have been the smartest character in that room

[@redblushinrose]

@badboy61331 me too but hey I guess they're always times for firsts I guess

[@jimmyfriej3776]

*jimmy friej has joined the chat*

[@lazicepie7800]

9:47

[@dianachamberlain4705]

Do it do it read it or a despasito spider will be under your bed and it will eat you

[@itsbella8066]

james: oh yeah they're siblings james a few seconds later: so about that

[@zillentdelta1339]

Alabama

[@itsbella8066]

@Matthew Myers lol sorry i'm stupid and didn't realize this until now, i'll edit it. thanks :)

[@silvazeking100]

Honestly, I feel like reading them as siblings is almost better.

[@himynameisethanandimcrazy1867]

Rollover Doggo Gamer DOGS idk why but that made me think of sweat home Alabama

[@-ant-4633]

My B

[@ajbanky7870]

I’d just like to point out that James wasn’t the only who thought Dana and Marty were siblings. I was legitimately surprised when he corrected himself and said that they were just friends.

[@jeugene807]

Honestly, I thought Dana and Curt were siblings, until the jump scene where she kisses him for luck.

[@joshzickus8394]

I made the same mistake when I first saw this movie. Assuming Dana and Marty were siblings. Idk if it’s on us for assuming too much, or it’s on the movie for not clearly explaining their relationship. I haven’t seen it in awhile but I recall the scene when Marty is introduced kind of giving the impression that they are siblings. That’s the tone it sets……. Also got the 69th like on this comment, nice! Lol

[@ghostcatcoon8175]

See I never got that vibe. He just seemed like a goofy stoner friend. Granted movies have kinda broke me into never assuming relationships between characters unless completely, explicitly stating it. They have a similar appearance, hair color, etc. So that might be why people assumed that.

[@Adam-g01]

@@joshzickus8394 Personally I thought Marty and Dana were going to make love together so so weird others thought they were siblings, i thought Marty and Curt were brothers.

[@vampXwriterX13XX]

​@@Adam-g01see I'm with you and thought that too, about Marty and Curt

[@jellybellyfish]

I know it was a mistake, but I do love that Marty and Dana are called siblings here. Looking back on the movie, they do have that “brother and sister” bond going on.

[@bananabop1391]

Imagine being the ancient ones and some human comes up to you and says “hey live in my basement and I’ll feed you stereotypical teenagers” and you, being an all powerful being of destruction and death, say “lol k”

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Ancient 1: "What kind of deal is th- Ancient 2: "hold on, I wanna see where they're going with this."

[@150booyadragon]

Being ancient means you're probably board enough to try anything

[@BitterSweetAerith]

Well they aren’t boards, they’re ancient beings. Though with that kind of lifespan, I’d be bored too!

[@kewii3386]

VlaDDrakkeN Ancient 2: “holy shit teenagers every day amazing

[@wraithcall6057]

Random Ancient: Yeah lmao, that sounds lit

[@Kay_213_]

That’s like one of my favorite quotes from a horror movie “Do. Not. Read. The. Latin.”

[@stevethea5250]

isn't this movie based on some book by Lovegood?

[@camila5098]

"reeaaadd iiiitttt

[@meow_bastard]

@@camila5098 stfu

[@maefromnitw4091]

I tried to explain to my Latin teacher that reading Latin always unleashes the evil but I just got extra homework. But who will be laughing when demons start coming out of the basement? Not me, I'll be dead. But I'll have been right.

[@geckheck2416]

@@maefromnitw4091 and you got the last word in! permanently.

[@violetslit]

Sigourney Weaver being so excited about the werewolf is adorable 😂

[@Francis-from-L4D]

Fun Fact: Left 4 dead 2 was supposed to have a collaboration map with cabin with the woods but was canceled last minute However left 4 dead 2 special infected can still be seen in the monster elevator scene

[@joshuaholland5279]

What if this is just a prequel to L4D 😂

[@Neo-Ghoul]

I saw the boomer in one of them, were there anymore?

[@Daintymoo]

@@Neo-Ghoulthe witch

[@Neo-Ghoul]

@@Daintymoo where?

[@andrewyang3917]

​@@Neo-Ghoul"Her cube is in front of the Giant Tarantula's and diagonal from Dana and Marty's."

[@X42ndXJesterX]

"Someone's severed pelvic bone being held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is probably the most wild sentence I have EVER heard in my entire life.

[@stevethea5250]

i watched this movie 2 nights ago, then this video released just on time WOW

[@megashark0305]

“Bring out your head, bring out your head.”

[@eatinghumanflesh4451]

Steve Thea it’s a great movie huh

[@spaghettilad_]

I literally got to this comment just as it came on the video

[@chikipichi5280]

Goblin Slayer

[@vincentbell3086]

The biggest kill count ever Since the world is destroyed “Lets get to the kills, 7.7 billion people died in The cabin in the woods.”

[@THEREALZENFORCE]

In movies : Thanos snaps his finger and half the beings of the MCU universe die in Avengers Infinity War. In comics : Thanos uses the Heart of the Universe in Marvel The End comic and every being, also every cosmic entities like The Living Tribunal, Death, Eternity, etc of ALL Marvel multiverses (an infinite number of multiverses) die except Adam Warlock and The-One-Above-All (TOAA), this is probably the biggest kill count ever any media.

[@lettucespets9731]

THE REAL ZENFORCE thanos actually just teleported them to another place

[@xmcnasty]

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆✌

[@Matturd]

That cabin must be huge

[@seantaggart7382]

@@THEREALZENFORCE ... (So that explains the void of dimensions appearing)

[@hal6568]

this was my first horror movie. i was nine at the time. i made it through the whole movie until i watched the unicorn kill (27:42 in video). i flipped and i got rid of everything i had with a unicorn and was scared of them for a year or two. absolutely ruined me

[@ScottCreley]

Lmao that's awesome

[@H4CK41D]

thanks for making me feel old

[@C_D_Productions]

Meanwhile my first horror movie was the first Saw 😂

[@polibix]

@@C_D_Productionshow did that happen?

[@oscardepaz3063]

The unicorn kill was always a weird kill idea to me before this film. I was happy this movie brought it to life.

[@quirkychap]

The elevator scene is genuinely my favorite moment from all of the movie media I've ever watched. The true, unbridled chaos of dozens of different, entirely unrelated creatures bursting out from the doors to just massacre everything around them was a real sight to behold. I remember thinking back when I saw it for the first time that this is the closest thing to an SCP movie that we've ever gotten, and as an early teen that was obsessed with SCP at the time, I was fuckin' ecstatic.

[@blueaccelerator2674]

I still love SCP and always will, and that part was just PURE magic for me essentially. It was just so goddamn cool.

[@Idk-hn2wj]

James: “I don’t count it unless we see the person die.” Also James: “This security guard crawling is as good as dead.”

[@ralz3247]

All the final destination movies: am i a joke to you

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

lol I knew someone would mention that in the comments hehe

[@thedank-a-nator3205]

Hob Goblin he’s literally being followed by the ring girl. He is as good as dead

[@feliz5919]

@@thedank-a-nator3205 😂😂

[@feliz5919]

Well Tbh it makes sense for him to count that guard. That guard looks like He's fresh Kill-count Steak on a grill. Hes done for😭😂😂

[@fraud_6068]

Marty: “do not read the Latin.” Whispers: *”read it..”* Marty: “what the fuck?-“ That k i l l e d me

[@matiasruohola6373]

Hello this is my first time playing fall guys but still I’m so good I already have 600 crowns 👑

[@tinykid5522]

Lmfao

[@kaori9878]

@@matiasruohola6373 why tf is that inortant

[@mieczyslaw7984]

@@matiasruohola6373 Congratulations? I guess lmao

[@Raynew2847]

@@kaori9878 lol inortant

[@JiaPia3]

This is hands-down my favorite horror movie of all time. It’s not that it’s scary, it’s just that it’s witty, funny, sardonic, and a commentary. Plus, the effects are so funny. I absolutely love the scene where they show the administration department when all hell is breaking loose. It’s such a bureaucratic, regular corporate office mixed in with the craziest horror characters and clichés the world has ever seen. Including the merman LMAO

[@kelsierra3056]

I like the idea that Marty and Dana being siblings tbh

[@Montesama314]

Those Japanese kids just purified an angry spirit... And then they got killed by ancient monsters.

[@user-ys7go1tf6t]

sadly.

[@Connor-yh5ho]

You mean the hand?

[@fromtheotherguy3284]

@@Connor-yh5ho za hando

[@Connor-yh5ho]

@@fromtheotherguy3284 le hand

[@mike48931]

How do you know they didn't pacify the ancient ones too?

[@altF-ie9xv]

This is the biggest “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” film ever

[@tombkings6279]

Oh yeah

[@brought5569]

I have a sneaking suspicion that @altF4 and @toxic gamer are the same person -_-

[@dampotato9807]

Brought 55 yeah

[@jerrythegremlin7159]

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

[@TablestandTM]

Brought 55 why would you say that

[@PopStarLegend4365]

Those Japanese girls were so brave! I loved it when they defeated the ghost and turned her into a frog! 🤩🐸❤️

[@jibekmechler139]

They probably saved the world after this movie

[@TheRealNatsuDragneel]

Cabin in The Woods is one of those films that are a cinematic masterpiece that it doesn’t need a sequel nor a remake🙌😩

[@ArtistDoesArt2020]

The sequel takes place 3 years later, everyone except Japanese children are dead. They've cleansed the gods and have tea parties and playdates everyday.

[@ArtistDoesArt2020]

@Sebastian E Loguzzo I wish

[@blueSeele]

That sounds like a JRPG

[@abbyshort1185]

They have also inslaved the gods to give them immortality and food

[@TirroticLIVE]

Nahh, I'm pretty sure the end of the world is being filmed right now WWIII Nearly broke loose Celebrity deaths Australia Fires Corona Virus

[@12prinsses]

All of your are wrong its actually- SHUT THE HELL UP

[@oculus9561]

The concept for this movie is so scary to me. The movie itself doesnt scare me, but the idea that if some secret organization fails its job then were all fucked.

[@skepticalrebekah]

There are secret organizations fucking things up all the time.

[@LadyViscera]

That’s why I love the SCP universe so much

[@moth8775]

@@LadyViscera A man of culture I see.

[@billbauer3575]

Ever heard of the SCP?

[@carolinehooper83]

Bruh XD lol

[@youarenotguy2118]

34:47 I love how happy James sounds when talking about Unicorn death.

[@mysterioussoup3393]

Technically this has the highest kill count yet. Over 7 billion.

[@q12aw50]

No it TeChNiCaLlY does not

[@MG_Fan961]

​@@q12aw50He's right lol, it's the end of the world.

[@FaceFamous]

​@@MG_Fan961yep you're right because the monsters destroy the world

[@Zyk0th]

_Technically,_ those kills happen after the movie ends, so it actually doesn't. Those kills don't count because they don't happen during the runtime of the movie.

[@mysterioussoup3393]

@@Zyk0th Gosh darn it all

[@ss_shroom871]

"I think we should split up" "yeah good idea" "Really?!" okay he's my favorite already

[@gisselgarciajvyc6696]

Same😂 he’s the only sane one yet they tried to make him look like a junkie

[@tetrotany]

Zy’Querien McDonald no

[@manu-animation-924]

Split up is very intelligent cuz if they fight together without weapon and all died... it’s the end but if they split up some people can survive and see the weakness and after the survivors can fight him together

[@jamienaismith9376]

@@manu-animation-924 lol u have more chances fighting together than solo. Rather have someone to cover and cover me. Why u think they will split up. They get u 3vs1 u will regret being solo my friend.

[@manu-animation-924]

Jamie Naismith and if we all die wat happen he is armed

[@percyjackson3311]

"Sexy witches" "Angry Molesting Tree" Imagine just how different it would be.

[@yeeyee5057]

"Fuck you piece of shit" *Angrily grabs your balls with branches

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

It should have been the angry molesting tree

[@fw_crspy9074]

@@yeeyee5057 me next

[@tnb4509]

Even funnier how "Sexy witches" was right below "Witches". Like, some are hot but others aren't?

[@cupwasneverhere]

@@yeeyee5057 p***hu* theme plays loudly

[@leiaanderson8859]

14:20 I love seeing the BTS in the kill count, just the random yet fitting scenes where their getting into character, some parts can be wholesome like the actor is asking if their Ok, or just goofy moments like this

[@shivvers.]

I love how James can leave out kill graphics that mean there's no kill. But still narrate it in a way that you don't even realize

[@greyworld6242]

Honestly this movie is the closest that we’re gonna get to a monster cinematic universe.

[@dankneo69]

What about crypt tv?

[@xxprizefighterxx]

Its actually all Joss’ multiverse. This world is in the same multiverse as the MCU and Buffy. Buffy’s comics really go hard explaining Joss’ multiverse.

[@hauntingtheshadows1331]

So an MCU??

[@inertian4723]

dank neo is crypt tv good? Also Grey World the remastered The Mummy tried to start the Dark Universe, but I don’t think it panned out.

[@mewhenmemeimeyea]

@@inertian4723 crypt TV is a KZbin channel with multiple horror shorts, it's a strong suggestion that you watch it if you can handle gore and things like that

[@jukebox_draws]

I love how witches and sexy witches were two separate categories of monsters

[@Rockhound6165]

Witches are your typical Halloween trope witches while the Sexy Witches are like Charmed or the Witches of Eastwick.

[@marcuspinkowski108]

Witches were the left 4 Dead witches.

[@Rockhound6165]

@@marcuspinkowski108 they were separate altogether and none of the L4D monsters were seen during the purge. However a Halloween trope witch was.

[@josephg94]

@@Rockhound6165 a boomer, tank and a witch are in the cubes but are hard to see

[@obi-wank-enobi]

There's a fine line between a witch and a sexy witch

[@goliath_beast7967]

I love the fact that it seems all the monsters are working together to kill all the scientists, soldiers, and victims, like how one monster throws a guy into the snake's mouth or how the Werewolf, Clown, and Unicorn teamed up to take down those people.

[@BoogieBoy_]

honestly Holden’s death was so sadddd. He was likeable, not a perv, smart, funny, and just had some super good traits. Too bad about what happened to him in the RV, though.

[@goober5713]

The way the stoner says "WHY" when they need to "split up" is just perfect

[@kathrynann5000]

shaggy

[@commonbella]

@@kathrynann5000 he always reminds me of shaggy

[@MachineD3vil]

“Like, why should we split up, dude?”

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

"like did you lose your brain in a box of Scooby snacks man?"

[@tmalaklaryka]

"yeah good idea" Marty: "...Really???!"

[@Wilson-ws4my]

The frickin kids could banish a demon but the main characters couldn’t figure out there’s someone watching them

[@JayRamahi3810]

well they were drugged

[@bangtang1717]

Jay Ramahi were the kids not drugged?

[@FatherTime89]

The stoner dude found one of their recording devices.

[@purplerooart9626]

WilsonTangoFoxtrot lol that’s why only America was still operational. We are all idiots in scary movies and situations😂

[@graphite7898]

@@purplerooart9626 Yeah, American horror movies are known for having idiot characters so that's why we drug them to be dumb, gotta fit the quota.

[@catsandbears8213]

Despite how laborious the pricess was with practical effects and planning all the scenes, I'm so glad they did all that. This movie came out when I was 12 and was one of the movies that started my obsession with horror, just because of how great everything looked and how fun the gory chaos was to watch on screen. I say it was definitely worth it!

[@vailingbow1068]

I always thought that The Cabin in the Woods was underrated since it pokes at troupes while at the same time breaks them down like how you said Chris' character is smart despite being the "jock/athlete" and the "nerdy/scholar" guy also being athletic. Also, the "Joker/fool" being smart and surviving with the "virgin/ final girl."

[@naturalhybrid]

Actually it's overrated.

[@vailingbow1068]

@@naturalhybrid How is it overrated, lol. I don't hear anyone talk about this.

[@vailingbow1068]

@@naturalhybrid It doesn't even have like a prequel or anything which a lot of overrated/popular movies have.

[@naturalhybrid]

@@vailingbow1068 you're not searching enough. It's a good movie, no doubt. But it is overrated. Search it up 🥰

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

@naturalhybrid please elaborate

[@thebrideofghostface]

The little Japanese girls putting the evil spirit into a frog is like the most adorable thing ever.

[@seansswamp]

ikr

[@mariic2]

Too bad they probably died during the apocalypse.

[@doggosho3044]

@@mariic2 nah, I'm sure ultraman saved them

[@bluetrailerproductions7488]

It was funny when after that happened Jenkins went "Fuck You!!!!"

[@mx.horrorwood5003]

@@doggosho3044 fucking underrated comment

[@josephregalado9798]

The only movie in which the stoner is the smartest rational guy.

[@cdrippy4205]

i love it

[@krystalpenguin5897]

ikr the only movie where the main characters aren’t stupid that’s why it’s my favorite

[@wipeoutall7382]

Actually all of them were smart and rational however, they got influenced by the weird smoke produced from the vents. You cant really blame them tho.

[@tiernanmcculloch]

Hey, don't forget Scream now, Randy Meeks is a genius.

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

@@krystalpenguin5897 did you watch final destination

[@jeremyross9698]

I love that James could feasibly retroactively count all 7+ billions kills via the end of the world and take away Zoran's record for counting the most kills, but he doesn't because he's good people.

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Also because the movie ends before we see before the world end and we don’t know exactly how many people the Ancient Ones would’ve killed

[@cathycatsville67]

Imo this is one of the best satire movies ever made all the details are so perfect it´s truly a rare work of art and entertaining as hell it´s such a shame they didn´t do more with their incredible monster universe a prequel series would be too sweet but i doubt that ever happens

[@chipperchipperton3001]

Nobody: Japanese children: Hippety hoppity you're a froggity

[@JayFlicc]

you're*

[@chipperchipperton3001]

@@JayFlicc thanks

[@cupidfounddead]

ELHDELEUVRKE J.G EH

[@hyperzone6426]

*now

[@Problem_Childfrfr]

this comment out of context is even funnier to me

[@thanos4253]

This is the rated R version of scooby-doo. Change my mind.

[@hushpuppytwix9572]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@Yellow_927]

They aren’t trying to find out who the killer is

[@tylervandenbrouck7159]

@@Yellow_927 they kinda were

[@lordeverett5642]

They even have a shaggy, Daphne, and Fred.

[@tacticstonk4740]

Scooby dooby doo We are screwed There going to frickin kill us Scooby dooby do We are all doomed Time to run in terror Scooby doing doo we are doomed And now it's all over -R rated Scooby doo theme song By me

[@mechengr1731]

This video has prompted me to rent this movie and watch it again Its on the same level as the scream franchise imo.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

I love how James went from seeming nervous in his first videos to calling us ungrateful bastards now.😂

[@nicholashlinka7550]

“Angry molesting tree” Damn that tree from Harry Potter has some competition

[@dinobones1224]

Nah bro it's just the tree from the last unicorn

[@Backgates3335]

No it's the tree from the Evil Dead

[@hopepapernacky]

@@Backgates3335 Beat me to it

[@frogs.on_logs]

😂😂😂😂

[@tracycarter7735]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!😡😡😡

[@giantpinkcat]

I love how Kirk wasn't even being perverted looking at Dana's attire. He just straight up says "You have no pants." without any weird reaction.

[@hobihobihobi941]

Same

[@chrissyakaweeb5617]

I'd hope he wouldnt be perverted, he's got a girlfriend. Well had.

[@gagetaylor192]

@@chrissyakaweeb5617 A girlfriend wouldn't keep me from looking at other women, but that's just me. Looking isn't cheating.

[@petricaleksa]

@@chrissyakaweeb5617 having a gf makes you gay towards other women? what? hes not perverted because hes a class act not because he has a gf lol

[@xsevkollider7143]

@@gagetaylor192 although it may not be considered cheating, it could trigger a little spark of jealousy for your love partner

[@Jakki_G]

I remember seeing this as a child. It was one of those movies you saw bits and pieces of, walking through the house while you parents watch it. Took a few years to figure out what the movie was but I do remember, it was very... very long

[@squishypoohonxbox764]

I love Jessie’s work as he slowly transitions into the nerd role he plays as in their slow descent into stereotypes

[@michaelj1729]

Fun fact: the actor for Marty the stoner was actually as ripped as Chris Hemsworth in this movie, so in order for them to hide his physique they actually had to have him double shirts and that long sleeve

[@benjaminabeele5227]

MichaelJ darn, I would’ve loved to see that.

[@alexbalansay]

I always noticed that when he swings his bong at the Buckner guy on the dock haha

[@taistealai5523]

Would of loved to see his abs, I'm gay ok

[@crisalmeida346]

@@taistealai5523 dont we all?? Dont we all....

[@taistealai5523]

@@crisalmeida346 lmao

[@smokeybacon6194]

Are the ‘Ancient Ones’ is just a metaphor for the audience who will literally rip a movie maker’s ass apart if the movie sucks or never made?

[@teletubbymanwithshotgun8849]

yup

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall6897]

I believe the film is based on a Lovecraftian story, and the 'Ancient Ones' are a breed(?) of cosmic creatures.

[@biggiediegg5754]

it’s referencing that, but ultimately is showing, that if a story or it’s characters are not satisfying to an audience, then they trash on and destroy a movie

[@wuffalobings4765]

I believe that Robot Chicken made a skit based on the idea of the 'ancient ones' being a metaphor for the audience. The skit had the ancient one be a viewer of Robot Chicken and that the selected monster was a Zombie Joss Whedon. Just like the movie, they fail in the end and (in the case of the skit) end up getting their show cancelled. I can't find the skit on KZbin but it's pretty good.

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

Yeah.

[@tash4270]

I went into this movie expecting a 'real' horror movie not knowing anything about it at the time. I was pleasantly surprised by it, it was original and silly and gory and all the things we love. Joss Whedon, you clever b@st@rd

[@isabelmarie2003]

sigourney weaver holding hands with the werewolf is that best thing

[@veri0001]

Japanese ghost exists Kids: We about to end this ghost's whole career

[@williplayz4872]

Game End the kids would probably run cuz of fear or if some kid is brave enough or wants attention from his or her crush they will end the ghost’s whole career

[@liad24]

Anime powa!!!

[@elichavez3736]

HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY. HAHA

[@officialjoley2196]

This is so dumb...

[@kalodalod8770]

Then the ancient ones said : I’m about to end the prods career

[@dismissedend4276]

me- "Oh man, this kill count is about to set an unbeatable record." Doesn't count 6 billion + people. "Aw..."

[@panthertakamaki7141]

He doesn't presumed deaths

[@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu]

blipbug Dubiel no duh

[@JAS0N_M00RE]

They said the whole world would end so it's pretty safe to say everyone died

[@panthertakamaki7141]

@@JAS0N_M00RE yeah but do you know how many people are there

[@JAS0N_M00RE]

@@panthertakamaki7141 between 7.7 Billion and 8 Billion

[@machetecolin]

"...covering up a one-way mirror, which can also be called a two-way mirror. That's fuckin' stupid as hell." Best line in all of the Dead Meat Universe

[@josephr7684]

It's called a one-way mirror, because only one way is it a mirror, and the other way is not a mirror. It's called a two-way mirror, because one way it is a mirror, but the second way it's a looking glass, so it's a mirror that has two ways you can look at it. Even more confusingly, looking glass is a synonym for both mirror and window, depending on whether you mean a glass you can look *through* , or a glass you can look *at* (to see your reflection.) ... yeah, fuckin' stupid as hell.

[@MasterGriefSr]

Honestly, I kind of like the idea that Dana and Marty are siblings, they look similar enough and have a nice dynamic especially toward the end. Eh, it’s my head cannon now

[@PlaceHolder994]

This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to an SCP foundation movie.

[@adoor3760]

Be glad, an internet-inspired/based movie is a coin flip on quality, just look at the Slenderman movie

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

@@adoor3760 did you see the annabelle doll 8:58

[@peepeepoopoo4386]

You stole this comment

[@TheLastBabyMan]

So the ending was a XK-Class End of the World scenario? SCP-2000: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@lShadow426l]

@@adoor3760 They took the name and barely the looks and that's it. Oh we got this piece of shit script what should we do with it? "just type popular horror monster and use that"

[@axryry9781]

It’s so weird hearing Chris Hemsworth not talking in his Thor accent..

[@jenlmason71]

He kinda is

[@tatemarlowe]

Just as weird as seeing Chris Evans in Knives Out

[@sasquatchbong955]

ya mean australian accent? Lol

[@anubis4032]

@@sasquatchbong955 no Thor accent 😾

[@sasquatchbong955]

@@anubis4032 I can’t tell if you’re being serious or just joking, but either way… why use a cat emoji???

[@mayochup]

Fun Fact that was probably already stated somewhere in the comments: The Witch, Tank, and Boomer from Left 4 Dead can bee seen in the cube scene, as there was a dlc that was going to be released for L4D that had you playing in the universe of Cabin in the Woods. However, MGM went bankrupt and fucked shit up

[@joshuasmith2884]

Thanks to james i noticed the boomer from left 4 dead in one of the containers, im a huge l4d fan and love the fact that they included it.

[@majorpeepo]

They added the tank witch and others

[@zenwilliams8530]

The fact the KKK are considered monsters in this movie is amazing and awful at the same time lmao

[@kaybee9604]

Zen Williams They kinda are when you think about it...

[@annastascia878]

K i m c h ii P e a c h they definitely are

[@dannylamb456]

Considering how apparently all the monsters come from the "old world", those must be some very old klansmen

[@bryanalexander7571]

I think that their world-view is old enough to qualify

[@waterwaifu612]

Zen Williams calling them monsters is a understatement

[@quiplo_]

I really wish they didn’t show the bird hitting the barrier at the beginning, it would’ve made that motorbike scene so much more shocking.

[@tortoile]

quiplo i honestly disagree... the bird hitting the barrier gave more insight for the viewer and made the bike scene more frustrating

[@dtczyk8976]

On the other hand it would have been real bullshit kill without it. It’s either super obvious or super random

[@quiplo_]

tortoile I see you’re point. What could’ve been cool is if there was a shot where the bird hit the barrier in the background early on. That would’ve been cool

[@quiplo_]

d tczyk true I’m sure some people would feel mad about it

[@CeCeBookworm07]

It would have felt cheap if they hadn’t showed it though. So it makes you giggle before he’s even dead because you know it’s doomed from the start.

[@princeofsorrow]

My favorite horror movie to date. Thanks, James, for doing this kill count, and I look forward to so many more!

[@yuhhhhhs]

The only reason I watch Dead Meat is so I can watch horror movies without being scared and knowing the whole plot. Videos are still good, though.

[@boudro.9000]

the part where the turn that evil girl into a frog is kinda wholesome

[@ElevatedOak]

It makes me wanna watch anime lol but true it is wholesome

[@HarpytheHarpseal]

They die at the end tho

[@datboi1861]

@@HarpytheHarpseal Well damn boi

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

And then the world ends, like 30-35 minutes later.

[@gameboy3d943]

And it gave us a meme.

[@Darren-lb3rx]

I like how the monsters are not attacking each other and seem to understand that they were all captured there and get their revenge

[@andre_601]

If the info is right are they a relict of the ancient ones (was mentioned in the wiki). So it makes sense since they all have the same "parents"

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Kinda makes me wonder tho. Films like Freddy V. Jason, have two monsters in conflict. Maybe they can be regenerated in the lab and when they fight it’s a sort of sibling quarrel. Tho it doesn’t apply in the lab because there, they all understand they are prisoners.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@thegrandxbunny2073 They engenier the figths basiclly They make entertainment for the gods

[@chriswhite3692]

The novelization even described the "unblooded" [the monsters NEVER before released] as being especially blood-craved once the Purge starts

[@Safetyman99]

That moment when the elevator dings and all those things fly out is horror movie gold.

[@cts9272]

It's good to see a commentary just having fun with this. One of my faves. Just a silly rollercoaster ride.

[@adriannasalazar]

I JUST watched this movie for the first time and for some reason “What a friend we have in Shinto” was such a hilarious line to me lmao

[@thediamond_samuraiedits17]

I love how everyone is a movie stereotype but Marty is pretty much us in movie form shouting things like “don’t do that” or “that’s stupid.”

[@notanumber1311]

Because the weed he was smoking cleared his mind of brainwashing by the elites. Imagine that.

[@thediamond_samuraiedits17]

@@notanumber1311 I know I just thought it was funny.

[@Jinxthejester666]

They weren't stereotypes at first but once they got to the cabin they started too act like they were

[@Quesoquantum]

"People here drive in a really counterintuitive manner"

[@user-se7dj6he3e]

yeah if you like a stoner shaggy rogers

[@littlepeepf]

The fact that a grown man just went “Fuck you” to a bunch of kids is too funny to me! 😂😂 also, if James counted the entire earth, this would always be the top kill count

[@scott--1629]

@Orange Crush no. its superhero action. if you're gonna class infinity war, the superhero action movie as a horror then you need to rethink some things. just because a movie has a concept in it that MIGHT be considered horror doesn't mean its a horror film, because by that logic every movie that has somebody dying in it can be argued as horror when it's clearly not.

[@scott--1629]

@Orange Crush nah bro idc about all that history shit u just said, a movie with superheroes and action evidently made for kids to teens is not horror, ur practically putting avengers in the same circle as something like hostel and big franchises with Friday and nightmare. Avengers isn't horror ok it's just not and it's not subjective u cannot in any way shape or form call avengers a horror film that's stupid asf and you must've been smoking summin hard to think that

[@scott--1629]

@Orange Crush a horror film is defined as a film that invokes the elements, feelings and rules of horror, the feelings being shock, terror, fear and disgust. If you think u can feel all of those from fucking AVENGERS then I suggest u get urself checked since ur obviously delirious.

[@scott--1629]

@Orange Crush I am not numb, I'm just annoyed that ur trying to put avengers in the same category as horror films like anything covered on the kill count. Avengers is not a horror end of story. It just isn't idc about how you see it, ur seeing it wrong. You cannot put avengers in the same circle as things like scream, Halloween, texas chainsaw, Friday, nightmare, saw and countless more that I could list. Avengers is straight up not a horror film just because it contains aspects of things that possibly are "horrific" doesn't mean it's a horror movie. Case dismissed.

[@DefiniteIyHuman]

15:17

[@4amlibra]

Honestly it would make more sense if they were siblings. I have no idea how he fits into the group of friends who look like they walked out of an Abercrombie ad.

[@davidparkes7741]

It's not about how he fits in with the group but his role as a horror archetype.

[@linkpaivichit7651]

I love the behind the scenes with explanations. Keep up the good work

[@Kyodie-bz1sf]

I love the idea that this is the crux of every horror movie. The image of Freddy, Jason and Ghostface eating snacks backstage is hilarious to me.

[@grandtheftak3666]

But all of them couldn't exist because of the way the sacrifices work

[@grandtheftak3666]

Oh shit never mind im stupid I never knew every team had to fail

[@explodingplant2]

The only time the USA failed before was the year the Faculty came out, when the sacrifices lived

[@killerofthenightofficial]

I want to be backstage, and just watch

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

8:58 did you see the annabelle doll

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So technically, this movie was "the most ambitious crossover event", not Infinity War. And Chris Hemsworth was a part of both of them.

[@jugaadsingh2184]

Correct

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

Well now am sure i see you everywhere

[@Sabnoc1234]

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 fr this dude should be in YT Rewind lol

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

@@Sabnoc1234 yhea and i remember that there is another Guy but with a mustache

[@kepiiin]

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 yea theres a lot of youtube comment tht i see everywhere;-;

[@DarianRamkissoon]

The Japanese kids turning ancient evils into a frog is the most Japanese thing ever.

[@MichaelTocco-ji1wo]

Im also here in 2024

[@jacqueslorenzen7126]

This particular Kill Count is definitely one of my comfort watches and whenever James refers to Dana and Marty as "siblings", I absolutely lose it 😂😂😂

[@theunholycrusader2829]

"Someone's severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart" What

[@jimzone5064]

i can imagine if 2 guys saw this in a camera watching all that mess. guy1:everyones dying. guy2: someones severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart. 1:what 2: what

[@rocksnrolls]

That's literally a line from a dnd game I was in.🤣

[@SA80TAGE]

@@rocksnrolls and now you know where your DM stole that line from.

[@galladegamer3579]

Tuesday

[@llennoc8431]

How

[@IISoLiDuZII]

So since the whole world died , this actually has the highest kill count.

[@johnlol8954]

No, a new hope does

[@KAT-hs3xh]

NANANE NANENA NANENA NANENAAA. -saw theme song

[@noblenormie1179]

@@johnlol8954 he has never featured that and if you’re going after that logic the force awakens had an entire system blown up including Hosnain prime and the snap in avengers or something killed half the universe and I’m sure there’s a movie where even more people died

[@elixirestgames3870]

@@johnlol8954 Actually no 4 billion were killed in Alderaan

[@diegomeringer3953]

infinty war

[@generalofinsanity4418]

I like how the protagonists literally chose to let the apocalypse and the end of humanity happen to keep their friends alive to die anyway. Like seriously just kill one person to save billions of people should seem like a no brained, especially if said person wasn’t a great person

[@sensiblegh0st86]

I think the point was that if this (the torture and suffering of relatively innocent young people) was what it took to keep the world alive, maybe the world needed to die. That’s what I got from what Marty said anyways.

[@DankrumStar]

One of the best things was finding the novelization of the movie in the airport before watching the movie. I absolutely loved hearing the inside of the characters, minds, and the details of the book and everything before watching the actual movie. I usually always find the book better than the movies, because obviously books can go into a lot more detail than movies can, and this book was no exception. But I really do love the world that was created with in this movie and if you enjoyed the movie, I highly recommend checking out the novelization!

[@Earthbound12]

"And we see that Curt is no longer the genius he was shown to be earlier" "The wind must have blown it open" That got a good laugh out of me.

[@sethsuosisbacc6559]

Jay Steiner it was lighting

[@FancyLass]

“Uhhh that makes what kinda sense”

[@spki8656]

Jay Steiner makise kurisu best girl

[@dknbailey]

I like how the CHILDREN knew better than the adults

[@kentotenrojima9145]

I mean with all the yokai/monster story told to the children for them to behave they better be ready

[@jackox20ballesteros39]

Yup,YoKai are well know ssoo its not surprising that they won,And im happy for the Evil spirt is now happy cause frog

[@dogsjjdoe]

Even Satan can't bring himself.

[@dionabeck3317]

I mean, as a kid, japanese children are told about the Rokurokubi(people that are cursed for bad deeds so they have a neck that extends like a snake and they have to drink kerosene), or Hachishakusama(an eight foot tall woman that makes a weird sound and kidnaps children), or Kuchisake-onna(a spirit that had her mouth split open after she cheated on her husband when she was a human, so she goes up to people and ask "am I pretty" and proceeds to kill those people no matter their answer). I mean, they probably know all spells that defeat demons.

[@backfire3017]

in danganronpa a bunch of high school kids that never knew each other did better than a bunch of adults who've known each other for some time in a killing game so yeah im not that surprised

[@hann4h3]

this is one of my favorite movies ever and im just now realizing you posted this kill count on my birthday!!! :D

[@TelumIsMyDiscord]

It really offended me that he said "Evil autobot" THEY'RE CALLED DECEPETICONS JAMES.

[@paulodomes9335]

This movie is basically the SCP Foundation.

[@DeidaraSakurasama]

And one of many of their containment breaches

[@snazzysaturn1865]

I mean this could just be the a failure in the containment procedures and the old ones are just scp ####

[@johnnysins8935]

Exactly

[@ISprayTrolls]

Underrated comment

[@MO0001]

Nooooo everything is normalllll no scp here! Wath I am a member of the scp Fondation ? Naaaaa I don't know scp 173 and 096 nooooo

[@ahmari2518]

20:50 “They did say they wanted monsters” *Almost everyone liked that*

[@johntrimarche4353]

key word almost

[@curtistanner4830]

YES

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

@@johntrimarche4353 almost, unfortunately. If only everyone could agree about that certain subject.

[@bebble985]

Haha

[@eoinreen8808]

the only people who didn't like that were ACTUAL CLANSMEN

[@DJFVLL0UT]

This is one of my all time favorite movies as it reminds me heavily of the old school Evil Dead series. It also explains so much of the Horror Genre as a whole. Its a pretty fun movie to watch.

[@nataliegipson8689]

why doesnt this dude make his own movie?

[@Rorschach220]

This aged well

[@rixx3575]

@@Rorschach220he did?

[@Rorschach220]

@@rixx3575 yep he's currently working on one

[@Watcher53467]

I love how James doesn't count the 6.87 Billion people even though it's a kill count record that will most likely never be beaten.

[@JustShrek]

Brightburn would of beat it

[@cheryl_realtorcheryltumula7350]

I think *CLOVERFIELD*

[@ArcticGaming133]

Glenda Hanna not until a movie destroys the universe.

[@marck4000]

What about if a movie killed half the people in the universe 👀 *Thanos has entered the chat*

[@Thatbendyfan_]

It’s like that city in Jason x. He just can’t count it

[@yo-kaiwatchfan114]

"Evil molesting tree" Me: I wonder what that does...

[@kingambrosius9125]

The Evil Dead remake had an evil molesting tree

[@Elfwingson]

Brandon Pike Correct. Poltergeist also had a evil tree. Molesting? Not so much. Still though.

[@TheLadyDelirium]

Sleepy Hollow had a creepy tree aswell. It was a portal to hell I think and was filled with human heads. Not one I'd be having a picnic under.

[@Emeowy]

Evil dead..

[@stevenbriandumaguit9919]

Hentai also have them

[@undefinedindefinitely2904]

I love how the director doesnt hate the IP he's been given to work with, always good to see😁😁😁

[@brooksproductionsstudios3389]

"I can't count the whole world on the Kill Count... I don't know what you expected, that's just impossible for me to do." Probably my favorite James A. quote I've ever heard XD

[@mickeriebernal679]

Japanes girls: WE DID IT Later.. world ends

[@thatoneperson3704]

Lol fr🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@shadowyyCFH]

We did it! We doomed the entire world!

[@Aki-bp7kk]

They’ll fucking do it again.

[@neardarkroad1347]

now that is a plot twist you would see in a screwd up anime.

[@theunfunnyjokester]

@@Aki-bp7kk they turn the ancient ones into a fucking frog

[@tristanwalhain8601]

I still think the japanese students are the real protagonists here

[@alesiagivens5657]

True

[@CG-rl8wx]

Yes. Also where's there teacher?

[@tylerjames1960]

Cheryl Gettman probably was the first one to go

[@squip9260]

@@brigham1465 thats a Bruh moment

[@jaydarichmond8878]

I pretend that the little Japanese kids survived the whole destruction of the planet because they are just so cute and proud of themselves

[@mackjohnston3913]

This is definitely one of the many favorite kill count!! Especially at 3:55 😂 LOL!! Always a pleasure to watch Dead Meat 🥩💯

[@Weird..lesbian69]

I just watched this with my mother yesterday, watching this now since I love your videos 🥰