The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT

[@X42ndXJesterX]

"Someone's severed pelvic bone being held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is probably the most wild sentence I have EVER heard in my entire life.

[@stevethea5250]

i watched this movie 2 nights ago, then this video released just on time WOW

[@megashark0305]

“Bring out your head, bring out your head.”

[@eatinghumanflesh4451]

Steve Thea it’s a great movie huh

[@spaghettilad_]

I literally got to this comment just as it came on the video

[@chikipichi5280]

Goblin Slayer

[@Jumpy-Dragon]

I love the cheering of the little girls when they turn the spirit into a frog, it's so genuinely wholesome

[@Jamie-z1j1e]

it was beautiful wasn't it

[@GoldenMask669]

That was just world peace at it’s peak

[@kalynm2004]

They're from Japan so they believe in ancient Japanese spirits to protect them.

[@EclipseFoSho]

Yall sum pedos 💀

[@XJIcequeen]

I’m saw it the most adorable part of the film

[@altF-ie9xv]

This is the biggest “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” film ever

[@tombkings6279]

Oh yeah

[@brought5569]

I have a sneaking suspicion that @altF4 and @toxic gamer are the same person -_-

[@dampotato9807]

Brought 55 yeah

[@jerrythegremlin7159]

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

[@TablestandTM]

Brought 55 why would you say that

[@ajbanky7870]

I’d just like to point out that James wasn’t the only who thought Dana and Marty were siblings. I was legitimately surprised when he corrected himself and said that they were just friends.

[@jeugene807]

Honestly, I thought Dana and Curt were siblings, until the jump scene where she kisses him for luck.

[@Luckypants2113]

I made the same mistake when I first saw this movie. Assuming Dana and Marty were siblings. Idk if it’s on us for assuming too much, or it’s on the movie for not clearly explaining their relationship. I haven’t seen it in awhile but I recall the scene when Marty is introduced kind of giving the impression that they are siblings. That’s the tone it sets……. Also got the 69th like on this comment, nice! Lol

[@ghostcatcoon8175]

See I never got that vibe. He just seemed like a goofy stoner friend. Granted movies have kinda broke me into never assuming relationships between characters unless completely, explicitly stating it. They have a similar appearance, hair color, etc. So that might be why people assumed that.

[@Adam-g01]

@@Luckypants2113 Personally I thought Marty and Dana were going to make love together so so weird others thought they were siblings, i thought Marty and Curt were brothers.

[@vampXwriterX13XX]

​@@Adam-g01see I'm with you and thought that too, about Marty and Curt

[@Darren-lb3rx]

I like how the monsters are not attacking each other and seem to understand that they were all captured there and get their revenge

[@andre_601]

If the info is right are they a relict of the ancient ones (was mentioned in the wiki). So it makes sense since they all have the same "parents"

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Kinda makes me wonder tho. Films like Freddy V. Jason, have two monsters in conflict. Maybe they can be regenerated in the lab and when they fight it’s a sort of sibling quarrel. Tho it doesn’t apply in the lab because there, they all understand they are prisoners.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@thegrandxbunny2073 They engenier the figths basiclly They make entertainment for the gods

[@chriswhite3692]

The novelization even described the "unblooded" [the monsters NEVER before released] as being especially blood-craved once the Purge starts

[@Safetyman99]

That moment when the elevator dings and all those things fly out is horror movie gold.

[@Idk-hn2wj]

James: “I don’t count it unless we see the person die.” Also James: “This security guard crawling is as good as dead.”

[@ralz3247]

All the final destination movies: am i a joke to you

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

lol I knew someone would mention that in the comments hehe

[@thedank-a-nator3205]

Hob Goblin he’s literally being followed by the ring girl. He is as good as dead

[@feliz5919]

@@thedank-a-nator3205 😂😂

[@feliz5919]

Well Tbh it makes sense for him to count that guard. That guard looks like He's fresh Kill-count Steak on a grill. Hes done for😭😂😂

[@Kay_213_]

That’s like one of my favorite quotes from a horror movie “Do. Not. Read. The. Latin.”

[@stevethea5250]

isn't this movie based on some book by Lovegood?

[@camila5098]

"reeaaadd iiiitttt

[@meow_bastard]

@@camila5098 stfu

[@maefromnitw]

I tried to explain to my Latin teacher that reading Latin always unleashes the evil but I just got extra homework. But who will be laughing when demons start coming out of the basement? Not me, I'll be dead. But I'll have been right.

[@geckheck2416]

@@maefromnitw and you got the last word in! permanently.

[@violetslit]

Sigourney Weaver being so excited about the werewolf is adorable 😂

[@itsbella8066]

james: oh yeah they're siblings james a few seconds later: so about that

[@zillentdelta1339]

Alabama

[@itsbella8066]

@Matthew Myers lol sorry i'm stupid and didn't realize this until now, i'll edit it. thanks :)

[@Rainbow_Matrix]

Honestly, I feel like reading them as siblings is almost better.

[@himynameisethanandimcrazy1867]

Rollover Doggo Gamer DOGS idk why but that made me think of sweat home Alabama

[@mattpeirsol2406]

Alabama

[@greyworld6242]

Honestly this movie is the closest that we’re gonna get to a monster cinematic universe.

[@dankneo69]

What about crypt tv?

[@xxprizefighterxx]

Its actually all Joss’ multiverse. This world is in the same multiverse as the MCU and Buffy. Buffy’s comics really go hard explaining Joss’ multiverse.

[@hauntingtheshadows1331]

So an MCU??

[@inertian4723]

dank neo is crypt tv good? Also Grey World the remastered The Mummy tried to start the Dark Universe, but I don’t think it panned out.

[@mewhenmemeimeyea]

@@inertian4723 crypt TV is a KZbin channel with multiple horror shorts, it's a strong suggestion that you watch it if you can handle gore and things like that

[@AznRUs]

I love this channel because you include the film making process when you do the countdown. Unlike other film channels that just bash and criticize the film, you give us insight into the hard work and effort that goes on behind the scene.

[@m00nl4ke]

Congrats! Dead Meat ❤️ This!!!

[@golden5974]

also one more like to 500

[@Paramorem]

5 hundred and *Nice* likes

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

I like to see people die. But I love to see how people die

[@failtolawl]

even with the "bad" movies, which I appreciate even more.

[@goliath_beast7967]

I love the fact that it seems all the monsters are working together to kill all the scientists, soldiers, and victims, like how one monster throws a guy into the snake's mouth or how the Werewolf, Clown, and Unicorn teamed up to take down those people.

[@Suchwerewolf]

That’s so wholesome 😊💕

[@somedragonbastard]

Makes sense to me. Those things are probably pretty tired of living in a tiny box

[@The_Lord_Vader]

Honestly goes to show how fucked up until he scientists were towards the monsters. If I was trapped in a glass box for a long time then I would definitely combo combo with the bois.

[@Chrliebrown]

They just love death! they'll even use other monsters for kill convienence ig

[@DylanCampbell-w5p]

They are children of the ancient one they are all together in unison

[@oculus9561]

The concept for this movie is so scary to me. The movie itself doesnt scare me, but the idea that if some secret organization fails its job then were all fucked.

[@LadyViscera]

That’s why I love the SCP universe so much

[@moth8775]

@@LadyViscera A man of culture I see.

[@billbauer3575]

Ever heard of the SCP?

[@carolinehooper83]

Bruh XD lol

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

@@moth8775 you are also a man of culture as I can see.

[@jukebox_draws]

I love how witches and sexy witches were two separate categories of monsters

[@Rockhound6165]

Witches are your typical Halloween trope witches while the Sexy Witches are like Charmed or the Witches of Eastwick.

[@marcuspinkowski108]

Witches were the left 4 Dead witches.

[@Rockhound6165]

@@marcuspinkowski108 they were separate altogether and none of the L4D monsters were seen during the purge. However a Halloween trope witch was.

[@josephg94]

@@Rockhound6165 a boomer, tank and a witch are in the cubes but are hard to see

[@obi-wank-enobi]

There's a fine line between a witch and a sexy witch

[@KanekiKen-mu4nu]

Btw I love how Marty is considered "the fool" when hes literally the smartest person out of the whole group, and managed to figure out that they where being played with. Not to mention the bits and pieces of knowledge he would give at times. Pure irony.

[@hoops2081]

Well he was only the smartest because he did the drugs so the dumb gas didn't affect him. We don't know how the other characters would've reacted if the dumb Gass didn't affect him either. Also he decided to destroy the whole planet and himself as well instead of sacrificing himself.

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

@@hoops2081 true but they died too . so many soldiers sacrifice themselves . he didnt , he could have atleast for the parents and milllions of children

[@CruderPlace13]

@@abhinavchoudhury7000 The guy is a stoner who is convinced the government is out to get him. The whole reason he agreed to the trip was so that he could get "off the grid" for a while. It's not hard to see why he doesn't care about the billions of people he doesn't know, it's honestly more realistic that he doesn't sacrifice himself. Too much media portray their characters as selfless heroes who will do the right thing in the face of situations like this, but the most human thing to do in this situation is denial. No one wants to believe that they have to die, so when the choice to save the world is to die it only makes sense that the one who's life is on the line doesn't believe the director and refuses to play along, but Dana does consider the idea for a moment until basically being put on her deathbed from a werewolf. TL;DR Marty is a really realistic and fleshed out character, and it makes sense he doesn't sacrifice himself because when put on the spot in a situation like this, after the absolutely insane day he had, almost no person would.

[@ethanstum7798]

Intelligent people do foolish things all the time.

[@Sinstarclair]

You gotta remember, the smartest of people have the fewest of wisdom.

[@leiaanderson8859]

14:20 I love seeing the BTS in the kill count, just the random yet fitting scenes where their getting into character, some parts can be wholesome like the actor is asking if their Ok, or just goofy moments like this

[@Kyodie-bz1sf]

I love the idea that this is the crux of every horror movie. The image of Freddy, Jason and Ghostface eating snacks backstage is hilarious to me.

[@grandtheftak3666]

But all of them couldn't exist because of the way the sacrifices work

[@grandtheftak3666]

Oh shit never mind im stupid I never knew every team had to fail

[@explodingplant2]

The only time the USA failed before was the year the Faculty came out, when the sacrifices lived

[@killerofthenightofficial]

I want to be backstage, and just watch

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

8:58 did you see the annabelle doll

[@redblushinrose]

"Do not read the Latin" "Read it" "...WTF" my favorite movie line ever

[@redblushinrose]

@badboy61331 let's be honest he could high on every drug in existence and still have been the smartest character in that room

[@redblushinrose]

@badboy61331 me too but hey I guess they're always times for firsts I guess

[@jimmyfriej3776]

*jimmy friej has joined the chat*

[@lazicepie7800]

9:47

[@dianachamberlain4705]

Do it do it read it or a despasito spider will be under your bed and it will eat you

[@VinceVinou]

The biggest kill count ever Since the world is destroyed “Lets get to the kills, 7.7 billion people died in The cabin in the woods.”

[@THEREALZENFORCE]

In movies : Thanos snaps his finger and half the beings of the MCU universe die in Avengers Infinity War. In comics : Thanos uses the Heart of the Universe in Marvel The End comic and every being, also every cosmic entities like The Living Tribunal, Death, Eternity, etc of ALL Marvel multiverses (an infinite number of multiverses) die except Adam Warlock and The-One-Above-All (TOAA), this is probably the biggest kill count ever any media.

[@lettucespets9731]

THE REAL ZENFORCE thanos actually just teleported them to another place

[@xmcnasty]

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆✌

[@Matturd]

That cabin must be huge

[@seantaggart7382]

@@THEREALZENFORCE ... (So that explains the void of dimensions appearing)

[@sotnosen95]

Fun fact: The unicorn death actually isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. In medieval myths, unicorns were considered wild, viciously violent beasts that were so incredibly fierce that the only thing that could calm them was the pure innocence of a virgin maiden.

[@soggyhealer3895]

You gotta love how it’s not just the kills but an actual review of the movie

[@gamingwithbombastic]

Are you new

[@soggyhealer3895]

Nah. I’ve been a fan for about 14 months.

[@Somename7201]

William Diack love the review and the behind the scenes with commentary.

[@soggyhealer3895]

Jaidenrulez hopefully you’ll be able to watch the full movies one day. If you’re really young and want to watch horror movies, this channel is a great place to come! The full movies are awesome.

[@shilon06_34]

@LUCAS CHRISTIAN GUTORMSON me too 😮

[@staticmetalxbl]

Watching a grown man yell fuck you to a group of school children for saving their own lives cracks me up every time. Hahaha.

[@sunlightfiery7846]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowyyCFH]

Not exactly saving their lives, even if they survived their death was inevitable because of the ancient ones.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Heck, young school girls beating a menacing ghost girl is funny, period.^^

[@thomasthetankengine3526]

I died at that part 🤣

[@AnnaliYZ]

15:15 time stamp if anyone wants it

[@moltenking4813]

Those poor Japanese school kids. They just defeated a ghost lady and turned it into a frog. And now they have to deal with the world LITERALLY ENDING

[@Nokturnt]

Hey don't worry. Somehow they'll make friends with the Ancient One and save the world!

[@Nokturnt]

@Ugh You’re god damn right.

[@colt9836]

@Blissful Ignorance This is canon now and I will accept nothing less.

[@HowHorror]

Ok

[@mrmotivated8667]

simple, this is the plot for a new live action sailor moon anime/show

[@hal6568]

this was my first horror movie. i was nine at the time. i made it through the whole movie until i watched the unicorn kill (27:42 in video). i flipped and i got rid of everything i had with a unicorn and was scared of them for a year or two. absolutely ruined me

[@ScottCreley]

Lmao that's awesome

[@H4CK41D]

thanks for making me feel old

[@C_D_Productions]

Meanwhile my first horror movie was the first Saw 😂

[@polibix]

@@C_D_Productionshow did that happen?

[@oscardepaz3063]

The unicorn kill was always a weird kill idea to me before this film. I was happy this movie brought it to life.

[@goober5713]

The way the stoner says "WHY" when they need to "split up" is just perfect

[@kathrynann5000]

shaggy

[@anonymous92388]

@@kathrynann5000 he always reminds me of shaggy

[@MachineD3vil]

“Like, why should we split up, dude?”

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

"like did you lose your brain in a box of Scooby snacks man?"

[@tmalaklaryka]

"yeah good idea" Marty: "...Really???!"

[@kolton1k339]

"A severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is now my favorite sentence.

[@ironerrow618]

Ooooooooo

[@spamaccount8979]

I'm making that a card for Cards Against Humanity

[@theunholycrusader2829]

"Someone's severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart" What

[@jimzone5064]

i can imagine if 2 guys saw this in a camera watching all that mess. guy1:everyones dying. guy2: someones severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart. 1:what 2: what

[@rocksnrolls]

That's literally a line from a dnd game I was in.🤣

[@SA80TAGE]

@@rocksnrolls and now you know where your DM stole that line from.

[@galladegamer3579]

Tuesday

[@llennoc8431]

How

[@JiaPia3]

This is hands-down my favorite horror movie of all time. It’s not that it’s scary, it’s just that it’s witty, funny, sardonic, and a commentary. Plus, the effects are so funny. I absolutely love the scene where they show the administration department when all hell is breaking loose. It’s such a bureaucratic, regular corporate office mixed in with the craziest horror characters and clichés the world has ever seen. Including the merman LMAO

[@nicholashlinka7550]

“Angry molesting tree” Damn that tree from Harry Potter has some competition

[@dinobones1224]

Nah bro it's just the tree from the last unicorn

[@Backgates3335]

No it's the tree from the Evil Dead

[@HopePapernacky]

@@Backgates3335 Beat me to it

[@frogs.on_logs]

😂😂😂😂

[@tracycarter7735]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!😡😡😡

[@Letshavefun26]

I love how everyone is a movie stereotype but Marty is pretty much us in movie form shouting things like “don’t do that” or “that’s stupid.”

[@notanumber1311]

Because the weed he was smoking cleared his mind of brainwashing by the elites. Imagine that.

[@Letshavefun26]

@@notanumber1311 I know I just thought it was funny.

[@Jinxthejester666]

They weren't stereotypes at first but once they got to the cabin they started too act like they were

[@Quesoquantum]

"People here drive in a really counterintuitive manner"

[@Jamie-z1j1e]

yeah if you like a stoner shaggy rogers

[@PlaceHolder994]

This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to an SCP foundation movie.

[@adoor3760]

Be glad, an internet-inspired/based movie is a coin flip on quality, just look at the Slenderman movie

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

@@adoor3760 did you see the annabelle doll 8:58

[@peepeepoopoo4386]

You stole this comment

[@TheLastBabyMan]

So the ending was a XK-Class End of the World scenario? SCP-2000: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@lShadow426l]

@@adoor3760 They took the name and barely the looks and that's it. Oh we got this piece of shit script what should we do with it? "just type popular horror monster and use that"

[@quirkychap]

The elevator scene is genuinely my favorite moment from all of the movie media I've ever watched. The true, unbridled chaos of dozens of different, entirely unrelated creatures bursting out from the doors to just massacre everything around them was a real sight to behold. I remember thinking back when I saw it for the first time that this is the closest thing to an SCP movie that we've ever gotten, and as an early teen that was obsessed with SCP at the time, I was fuckin' ecstatic.

[@blueaccelerator2674]

I still love SCP and always will, and that part was just PURE magic for me essentially. It was just so goddamn cool.

[@TheMightyT1]

It upsets me James did not mention the Left 4 Dead Witch and Boomer. I heard there was a Tank thrown in there but I couldn't see it.

[@Wilson-ws4my]

The frickin kids could banish a demon but the main characters couldn’t figure out there’s someone watching them

[@JayRamahi3810]

well they were drugged

[@bangtang1717]

Jay Ramahi were the kids not drugged?

[@FatherTime89]

The stoner dude found one of their recording devices.

[@purplerooart9626]

WilsonTangoFoxtrot lol that’s why only America was still operational. We are all idiots in scary movies and situations😂

[@graphite7898]

@@purplerooart9626 Yeah, American horror movies are known for having idiot characters so that's why we drug them to be dumb, gotta fit the quota.

[@ss_shroom871]

"I think we should split up" "yeah good idea" "Really?!" okay he's my favorite already

[@gisselgarciajvyc6696]

Same😂 he’s the only sane one yet they tried to make him look like a junkie

[@nervousyoungspacecadet]

Zy’Querien McDonald no

[@manu-animation-924]

Split up is very intelligent cuz if they fight together without weapon and all died... it’s the end but if they split up some people can survive and see the weakness and after the survivors can fight him together

[@jamienaismith9376]

@@manu-animation-924 lol u have more chances fighting together than solo. Rather have someone to cover and cover me. Why u think they will split up. They get u 3vs1 u will regret being solo my friend.

[@manu-animation-924]

Jamie Naismith and if we all die wat happen he is armed

[@cal_amity7319]

What I also love about this movie is that every apocalyptic horror movie (A Quiet Place, The Bird Box, etc.) could technically also be explained by this movie as the "Ancient Ones" having escaped and starting to destroy all of humanity

[@_--_--_]

@@TheshamSanity Dont think too hard.

[@killeranimatronic5448]

@@TheshamSanity their ancet so magic

[@communistskeletonpiss]

@@TheshamSanity magic

[@Jamie-z1j1e]

when i saw the ending to this movie i thought they would make a sequel about dana and marty trying to save the world from the ancient ones how cool would that been

[@Josuh]

@@Jamie-z1j1eI mean, are two people enough?

[@jeremyross9698]

I love that James could feasibly retroactively count all 7+ billions kills via the end of the world and take away Zoran's record for counting the most kills, but he doesn't because he's good people.

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Also because the movie ends before we see before the world end and we don’t know exactly how many people the Ancient Ones would’ve killed

[@DatVo-tl2dw]

love how james’ transitions from talking about the movie to talking about the BTS is so smooth

[@BeeHatGuy]

It's stuff like that that makes me think he has a great future ahead of him, in the film business. Dead Meat is already amazing, but I wouldn't be surprised if he has his own show like Joe Bob Briggs, or even finds a part in making movies

[@DatVo-tl2dw]

Henry Burris really hope so!! hes really amazing

[@dlow_aesthetics9333]

What does BTS mean??

[@DatVo-tl2dw]

DarBear56 G BTS = Behind the scenes

[@DatVo-tl2dw]

either that or the huge K-pop band lol

[@gamr6354]

“And, klans members, I mean they said there were monsters!” this is why I’m subscribed

[@Dylan-lt7wh]

Here for those darn hot takes huh? Really making strides with that one.

[@Hater20X]

Anyone else wonder who kevin is? On the monster betting board thier is a monster just named "kevin" I mean you have zombies, witches, sexy witches and Kevin

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

@@Hater20X The novel says he is just some normal looking serial killer who drains peoples blood. I am guessing he looks like Kevin from Sin City or Kevin from We Need to Talk About Kevin.

[@Hater20X]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 ok thank you.. didnt know there was a book to this.. might check it out.. I just taught it was funny that amonegest all the scary creatures and monsters they had a real possibility of getting killed by just some dude named kevin. In my mind I immediately pictured a dorky dude with glasses.. like erkule

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

@@Hater20X Trust me Kevin from Sin City is fucking terrifying. Although it wouldn't make sense as to how he would get there.

[@thebrideofghostface]

The little Japanese girls putting the evil spirit into a frog is like the most adorable thing ever.

[@seansswamp]

ikr

[@mariic2]

Too bad they probably died during the apocalypse.

[@doggosho3044]

@@mariic2 nah, I'm sure ultraman saved them

[@bluetrailerproductions7488]

It was funny when after that happened Jenkins went "Fuck You!!!!"

[@mx.horrorwood5003]

@@doggosho3044 fucking underrated comment

[@shivvers.]

I love how James can leave out kill graphics that mean there's no kill. But still narrate it in a way that you don't even realize

[@Imperials3nate]

I love how this movie has few kills for the most part, but goes pure genocide in the last bit.

[@mechengr1731]

They went the Another approach: Drip out the deaths and then go full slaughterhouse

[@boudro.9000]

the part where the turn that evil girl into a frog is kinda wholesome

[@ElevatedOak]

It makes me wanna watch anime lol but true it is wholesome

[@HarpytheHarpseal]

They die at the end tho

[@datboi1861]

@@HarpytheHarpseal Well damn boi

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

And then the world ends, like 30-35 minutes later.

[@gameboy3d943]

And it gave us a meme.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So technically, this movie was "the most ambitious crossover event", not Infinity War. And Chris Hemsworth was a part of both of them.

[@jugaadsingh2184]

Correct

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

Well now am sure i see you everywhere

[@Sabnoc1234]

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 fr this dude should be in YT Rewind lol

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

@@Sabnoc1234 yhea and i remember that there is another Guy but with a mustache

[@kepiiin]

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 yea theres a lot of youtube comment tht i see everywhere;-;

[@LeonSKennedyyyy]

Cabin in The Woods is one of those films that are a cinematic masterpiece that it doesn’t need a sequel nor a remake🙌😩

[@michaelj1729]

Fun fact: the actor for Marty the stoner was actually as ripped as Chris Hemsworth in this movie, so in order for them to hide his physique they actually had to have him double shirts and that long sleeve

[@benjaminabeele5227]

MichaelJ darn, I would’ve loved to see that.

[@alexbalansay]

I always noticed that when he swings his bong at the Buckner guy on the dock haha

[@taistealai5523]

Would of loved to see his abs, I'm gay ok

[@crisalmeida346]

@@taistealai5523 dont we all?? Dont we all....

[@taistealai5523]

@@crisalmeida346 lmao

[@jxmespearson3140]

Going to go into this year hearing “Welcome to the kill count”

[@ethanmeadows1785]

Where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite scary movies 🥰

[@chanelsiobhan]

T.F.M. 4444 I’m James A Janisse and today we’ll be looking at....

[@bucket1442]

@@chanelsiobhan American Highschool.

[@chiefscheider]

@@ethanmeadows1785 *favourite _horror_ movies

[@askgoverntale2298]

When you die you're just put in front of a movie screen and it's a kill count by James A. Janisse as he counts every member of your family and friend group who died in your lifetime. There are references to significant moments in life in the background at the beginning, and he even does a golden chainsaw and dull machete.

[@smokeybacon6194]

Are the ‘Ancient Ones’ is just a metaphor for the audience who will literally rip a movie maker’s ass apart if the movie sucks or never made?

[@teletubbymanwithshotgun8849]

yup

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall6897]

I believe the film is based on a Lovecraftian story, and the 'Ancient Ones' are a breed(?) of cosmic creatures.

[@is3hunnid]

it’s referencing that, but ultimately is showing, that if a story or it’s characters are not satisfying to an audience, then they trash on and destroy a movie

[@wuffalobings4765]

I believe that Robot Chicken made a skit based on the idea of the 'ancient ones' being a metaphor for the audience. The skit had the ancient one be a viewer of Robot Chicken and that the selected monster was a Zombie Joss Whedon. Just like the movie, they fail in the end and (in the case of the skit) end up getting their show cancelled. I can't find the skit on KZbin but it's pretty good.

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

Yeah.

[@kylebear8101]

Ngl this whole movie is kinda wholesome! The bts with everyone having fun, the pure passion behind it, the Japanese girls turning Kiko into a frog…

[@percyjackson3311]

"Sexy witches" "Angry Molesting Tree" Imagine just how different it would be.

[@yeeyee5057]

"Fuck you piece of shit" *Angrily grabs your balls with branches

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

It should have been the angry molesting tree

[@fw_crspy9074]

@@yeeyee5057 me next

[@tnb4509]

Even funnier how "Sexy witches" was right below "Witches". Like, some are hot but others aren't?

[@cupwasneverhere]

@@yeeyee5057 p***hu* theme plays loudly

[@jamesphifer171]

My theory has always been that Marty is actually the virgin and Dana is the fool. Marty is continuously painted as kinda the outcast/weird kid, but also happens to figure out the situation first, and Dana is the heartbroken girl who had an affair with a professor. Even if she didn't sleep with said professor, her behavior towards a relationship that won't happen gives weight to her being the fool and also suggests that she isn't exactly innocent sexually. This theory lends a little credit to the fact that they never disclose either of the twos sexual past in any conclusive detail.

[@MickeyMallone.]

Mine too! Nice to know strange minds think alike.

[@notanumber1311]

@@MickeyMallone. "we work with what we have"

[@flyingstonemon3564]

I really like that theory

[@jamesphifer171]

I sometimes think about it. I wonder if it was a legitimate plot point that the producers didn't reveal. Interesting to think if Marty had killed Dana in the end at Sigourney weavers request, saying the Virgin needs to die to complete the ritual, and then nothing happened, OR, Marty kills himself in a unique twist where they all had Dana pinned as the virgin, and it ends up being Marty who sacrifices himself for mankind. Even his name closely resembles "martyr". I'm happy with the ending as it is. Maybe it was chosen as a sign of solidarity among Dana and Marty, to not turn on one another. Maybe it was deliberately left open ended as to which was the virgin so theories like this can exist and fans can discuss. Or maybe it was never even thought about and we're all just wasting our breath lol who knows.

[@prozaxz]

i was thinking this too

[@inertian4723]

“Don’t y’all remember that bird?” I honestly wish I didn’t. Imagine the shock of that reveal if they didn’t show it.

[@Dr.Bright]

I know right

[@ForrestFox626]

That is probably the biggest misstep of this film.

[@Deedj1]

Inertian I actually really like the decision to show the bird first, even if others don’t. During the entire speech and hopeful score you KNOW what’s gonna happen, so it’s this incredibly uncomfortable feeling that you know they’re gonna fail and all this heroic sentiment is gonna be wasted that really sells it for me. If we weren’t warned before it would’ve been a funny “gotcha” moment that makes sense, but knowing they’re gonna fail creates a really interesting atmosphere of awkwardness and “bruh” moment that I really like

[@pokumoku2092]

It would have been pretty neat if it was in the distant-ish background of the shot, so that you'd have to be paying close attention to a random background element to notice that bit of foreshadowing.

[@dinorahcastro8747]

I'm still not over the bird scene

[@kelsierra3056]

I like the idea that Marty and Dana being siblings tbh

[@dreamieskies056]

"The spirit of Kiko will now live in this Happy Frog!" That line was so cute!

[@Ajehy]

IKR? So adorable... Pity they all die a few hours later...

[@guywith3ds935]

The evil is defeated

[@DoctorMangoes1662]

Until the frog unhinges it’s jaw and eats the children whole.

[@crimzonfnm8897]

Lol

[@분류포거]

@@DoctorMangoes1662 Lmao-

[@bananabop1391]

Imagine being the ancient ones and some human comes up to you and says “hey live in my basement and I’ll feed you stereotypical teenagers” and you, being an all powerful being of destruction and death, say “lol k”

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Ancient 1: "What kind of deal is th- Ancient 2: "hold on, I wanna see where they're going with this."

[@150booyadragon]

Being ancient means you're probably board enough to try anything

[@BitterSweetAerith]

Well they aren’t boards, they’re ancient beings. Though with that kind of lifespan, I’d be bored too!

[@kewii3386]

VlaDDrakkeN Ancient 2: “holy shit teenagers every day amazing

[@wraithcall6057]

Random Ancient: Yeah lmao, that sounds lit

[@thanos4253]

This is the rated R version of scooby-doo. Change my mind.

[@hushpuppytwix9572]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@Yellow_927]

They aren’t trying to find out who the killer is

[@tylervandenbrouck7159]

@@Yellow_927 they kinda were

[@lordeverett5642]

They even have a shaggy, Daphne, and Fred.

[@tacticstonk4740]

Scooby dooby doo We are screwed There going to frickin kill us Scooby dooby do We are all doomed Time to run in terror Scooby doing doo we are doomed And now it's all over -R rated Scooby doo theme song By me

[@isabelmarie2003]

sigourney weaver holding hands with the werewolf is that best thing

[@beef4869]

I know they’re not siblings but I do love Marty and Dana being siblings? It adds a lot to the relationship

[@saininj]

It also would have made more sense. I doubt a friend group like that would include a guy like Marty on its own.

[@leeriches8841]

definite siblings vibe where one is obviously more level-headed, a modern-day Monica/Ross dynamic!

[@Oliviagarry69420]

@@saininj maybe they’re close childhood friends

[@aliendxde]

they're siblings, it's canon

[@Mel__21]

I just found out that they aren’t siblings! I always thought they were. Lol I found this channel just last year I have a lot of catching up to do.

[@quiplo_]

I really wish they didn’t show the bird hitting the barrier at the beginning, it would’ve made that motorbike scene so much more shocking.

[@tortoile]

quiplo i honestly disagree... the bird hitting the barrier gave more insight for the viewer and made the bike scene more frustrating

[@dtczyk8976]

On the other hand it would have been real bullshit kill without it. It’s either super obvious or super random

[@quiplo_]

tortoile I see you’re point. What could’ve been cool is if there was a shot where the bird hit the barrier in the background early on. That would’ve been cool

[@quiplo_]

d tczyk true I’m sure some people would feel mad about it

[@Calliopebooks]

It would have felt cheap if they hadn’t showed it though. So it makes you giggle before he’s even dead because you know it’s doomed from the start.

[@giantpinkcat]

I love how Kirk wasn't even being perverted looking at Dana's attire. He just straight up says "You have no pants." without any weird reaction.

[@hobihobihobi941]

Same

[@CChrissssssy]

I'd hope he wouldnt be perverted, he's got a girlfriend. Well had.

[@gagetaylor192]

@@CChrissssssy A girlfriend wouldn't keep me from looking at other women, but that's just me. Looking isn't cheating.

[@petricaleksa]

@@CChrissssssy having a gf makes you gay towards other women? what? hes not perverted because hes a class act not because he has a gf lol

[@xsevkollider7143]

@@gagetaylor192 although it may not be considered cheating, it could trigger a little spark of jealousy for your love partner

[@PopStarLegend4365]

Those Japanese girls were so brave! I loved it when they defeated the ghost and turned her into a frog! 🤩🐸❤️

[@jibekmechler139]

They probably saved the world after this movie

[@champion4505]

I like how "Kevin" on the monster board was never talked about.

[@thecatsaysmoo2893]

i was just thinking this

[@kitsu1379]

They probably get put into a video game as NPCs that CallMeKevin is playing, probably sims

[@bgoth-yt5kn]

did you… is this a reference to the book/movie “we need to talk about Kevin” because if so, it’s the best comment ever lmao

[@Rockhound6165]

He is referenced though. The movie reels Marty starts to look at apparently summons him.

[@jasonjuneau]

It could be the sadistic little bastard from Home Alone lol

[@Earthbound12]

"And we see that Curt is no longer the genius he was shown to be earlier" "The wind must have blown it open" That got a good laugh out of me.

[@sethsuosisbacc6559]

Jay Steiner it was lighting

[@FancyRatz]

“Uhhh that makes what kinda sense”

[@spki8656]

Jay Steiner makise kurisu best girl

[@axryry9781]

It’s so weird hearing Chris Hemsworth not talking in his Thor accent..

[@jenlmason71]

He kinda is

[@tatemarlowe]

Just as weird as seeing Chris Evans in Knives Out

[@sasquatchbong955]

ya mean australian accent? Lol

[@anubis4032]

@@sasquatchbong955 no Thor accent 😾

[@sasquatchbong955]

@@anubis4032 I can’t tell if you’re being serious or just joking, but either way… why use a cat emoji???

[@catsandbears8213]

Despite how laborious the pricess was with practical effects and planning all the scenes, I'm so glad they did all that. This movie came out when I was 12 and was one of the movies that started my obsession with horror, just because of how great everything looked and how fun the gory chaos was to watch on screen. I say it was definitely worth it!

[@naonas_5007]

Dude- when the little girls where so excited when they defeated the demon, they even made her into a happy little frog omg they’re so pure 🥺💞

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

omg so wholesome 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺💖🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@gabbygabs8271]

That moment was really satisfying, not gonna lie.

[@ДетективСерьёзный]

Yes well they all died at the end because "the bad guys" were stopped, kind of ruins the wholesomeness for me tbh

[@brnda2707]

Yeah.....then they all died painfully from giant demons in undergrounds

[@boxperson5984]

lol

[@yeno6492]

Ok the kyoto frog scene is wholesome

[@tntcake6327]

@Paola Ramirez i mean if you want your heart to hurt more, all the cute adorable puppies and kittens died too, and small babies.

[@deathgod34ledesma62]

@@tntcake6327 damn why you got to do him like that

[@r21367]

@Paola Ramirez hey at least it's just a movie :) they're still alive for sure.

[@doll.perasite9030]

Rudy Vicente promise? :(

[@Garbearrr]

yes.

[@turtlemaster2957]

The way Chris Hemsworth died was so funny to me and I think it's because i'm used to seeing him as a badass

[@burgertime4994]

Thought this said Chris Hansen lol

[@turtlemaster2957]

@@burgertime4994 Hi I'm Chris Hemsworth with Dateline NBC, have a seat

[@eyesofstatic9641]

@@burgertime4994 and i thought you put Chris Haslam

[@kuromifytheworld008]

If James had counted the world population in the kill count, this would have meant that we would get one kill approximately every 0.00000001382823871906841339155749636099 seconds.

[@tristanwalhain8601]

I still think the japanese students are the real protagonists here

[@alesiagivens5657]

True

[@CG-rl8wx]

Yes. Also where's there teacher?

[@tylerjames1960]

Cheryl Gettman probably was the first one to go

[@squip9260]

@@brigham1465 thats a Bruh moment

[@jaydarichmond8878]

I pretend that the little Japanese kids survived the whole destruction of the planet because they are just so cute and proud of themselves

[@CodyBlue1105]

I feel like this could be turned into the ultimate asymmetrical multiplayer horror game, with a nearly endless roster of characters to choose from. On the Sacrifices side of things, each archetype could have specific objectives for either better results/rewards or being a win condition, like The Virgin needing to be the last one alive/dead, The Scholar repairing a certain amount of things, The Athlete dealing a certain amount of combat damage to the monsters, etc. On the Monsters side, you could choose several different monsters to have their objects spawn in the cabin's basement for the Sacrifices to find, and whatever they choose is what you play as. There would obviously need to be some balance adjustments, but I feel like there's potential here.

[@LukasQueen]

Sounds like Dead By Daylight with extra steps

[@elijahpadilla5083]

@@LukasQueen A more chaotic Dead By Daylight, where the monster player has a different overarching goal and playstyle every single time they play. Zombie horde? Lone player is playing an RTS, sending them after everyone carefully, knowing their units are tough to take down but unbearably slow. Bat dragon? You fly stupid fast, almost too fast to control, and your entire game is played in Mode 7 (everything is blurry and pixelated) with HD directional sound design. Maybe even things like Shriekers from Tremors, where your vision is incredibly limited, and heat-based, meaning you can see players through thinner walls, and they have to use things like fire extinguishers and ice water to roam invisibly, or boiling water and tossing it on a mannequin as a decoy?

[@karlyl7616]

It also sounds a little like the board game Betrayal at Haunting Hill

[@abooie]

@@karlyl7616 was about to say that. Literally betrayal it's a board game I'd totally recommend

[@penfriend469]

There is also the potential of exploring horror cinema tropes from other countries, like the way the movie played with the japanese horror trope of the demon lady with long black hair. It could contribute to endless lore and gameplays

[@callumconner20]

Here's a fun fact about this movie: The video game Left 4 Dead 2 was actually meant to have a tie in with this film. However, this never materialised. But, you can actually still see four types of special infected from the game series in the scene with the cubes containing the monsters.

[@Emeowy]

Wait what lmao

[@dirtyd4c338]

I saw a boomer, a tank, and a witch. Who’s the fourth?

[@çǔðà]

@@dirtyd4c338 witch

[@idontusethisaccountanymore3070]

Yeah I noticed that too the first infectef I saw was the witch next is the boomer

[@hinacopter]

@@dirtyd4c338 hunter

[@vailingbow1068]

I always thought that The Cabin in the Woods was underrated since it pokes at troupes while at the same time breaks them down like how you said Chris' character is smart despite being the "jock/athlete" and the "nerdy/scholar" guy also being athletic. Also, the "Joker/fool" being smart and surviving with the "virgin/ final girl."

[@naturalhybrid]

Actually it's overrated.

[@vailingbow1068]

@@naturalhybrid How is it overrated, lol. I don't hear anyone talk about this.

[@vailingbow1068]

@@naturalhybrid It doesn't even have like a prequel or anything which a lot of overrated/popular movies have.

[@naturalhybrid]

@@vailingbow1068 you're not searching enough. It's a good movie, no doubt. But it is overrated. Search it up 🥰

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

@naturalhybrid please elaborate

[@Watcher53467]

I love how James doesn't count the 6.87 Billion people even though it's a kill count record that will most likely never be beaten.

[@JustShrek]

Brightburn would of beat it

[@cheryl_realtorcheryltumula7350]

I think *CLOVERFIELD*

[@ArcticGaming133]

Glenda Hanna not until a movie destroys the universe.

[@marck4000]

What about if a movie killed half the people in the universe 👀 *Thanos has entered the chat*

[@Thatbendyfan_]

It’s like that city in Jason x. He just can’t count it

[@Jack_n]

God picking what’s going down in April like: 10:13

[@catbio9084]

God : It’s time to unleash Kevin on the world

[@nicholasking9132]

Haha you know it.

[@emmawalton2849]

This is the most underrated comment, I love it

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Still waiting for Kevin...

[@Montesama314]

Those Japanese kids just purified an angry spirit... And then they got killed by ancient monsters.

[@crunchwrapterror]

sadly.

[@Connor-yh5ho]

You mean the hand?

[@fromtheotherguy3284]

@@Connor-yh5ho za hando

[@Connor-yh5ho]

@@fromtheotherguy3284 le hand

[@mike48931]

How do you know they didn't pacify the ancient ones too?

[@mysterioussoup3393]

Technically this has the highest kill count yet. Over 7 billion.

[@q12aw50]

No it TeChNiCaLlY does not

[@Anime_Fuwatti]

​@@q12aw50He's right lol, it's the end of the world.

[@FaceFamous]

​@@Anime_Fuwattiyep you're right because the monsters destroy the world

[@Zyk0th]

_Technically,_ those kills happen after the movie ends, so it actually doesn't. Those kills don't count because they don't happen during the runtime of the movie.

[@mysterioussoup3393]

@@Zyk0th Gosh darn it all

[@GyeongmiBaeb]

Sigourney just smiling like a schoolgirl in love while holding the werewolf's hand is so adorable lol

[@Animefanboy4life]

Would that make her a Furry?

[@seansswamp]

lmao

[@littleblockser8d840]

@@Animefanboy4life no??

[@SulphurMind]

@MisterRaccoon 31:58 here ya go

[@dragkuneesaku5419]

@@Animefanboy4life Thats a dumb question to ask bc any person with common sense knows that werewolves aren't furries.

[@paulodomes9335]

This movie is basically the SCP Foundation.

[@DeidaraSakurasama]

And one of many of their containment breaches

[@snazzysaturn1865]

I mean this could just be the a failure in the containment procedures and the old ones are just scp ####

[@johnnysins8935]

Exactly

[@ISprayTrolls]

Underrated comment

[@MO0001]

Nooooo everything is normalllll no scp here! Wath I am a member of the scp Fondation ? Naaaaa I don't know scp 173 and 096 nooooo

[@andykoginos3618]

Chris Hemsworth crashing into the forcefield might honestly be one of the greatest shots in 21st century cinema

[@arlo4639]

Thor getting stopped by electricity

[@splayboi6522]

Tbh even if they aren't biologically siblings in this film, it is refreshing to have a powerful relationship between characters who aren't flipped into cheap love interests for a simplistic and easy character development troupe that seemingly every movie falls victim to, kinda makes these characters seem more realistic as friends.

[@urmom-fr8ij]

Just like to point out that “Kevin” is written on the whiteboard as one of the potential antagonists of the film. We could’ve had a Kevin as the big bad of the movie

[@ronburgundy244]

Wait, as in the kid from Home Alone?

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

Ron Burgundy if they picked him, they’d be dead in 5 minutes

[@gotlover1167]

Which one? The one from Sin City or We Need To Talk About Kevin?? Lol

[@edward9487]

Greg. Greg greg?

[@ronburgundy244]

@@quadiraholden9532 so what Kevin from home alone grew up into.

[@judgewilson2410]

This movie has the largest off screen kill count ever

[@carolinehooper83]

Ya it does also do u have roblox my username is NOOBYNOOBIENOOBNOOB I play adopt me what about u?

[@ıŋııų]

@@carolinehooper83 ?

[@yusufgazi7]

In Infinity War half of the universe died, so no

[@stolpa9211]

Yusuf Gazi out of the horror genre *yes*

[@jackthomas1448]

Caroline Hooper child 100

[@emeraldwolfgaming9091]

This movie is literally a messed up Scooby Doo episode Edit: I know everyone says this but thank you everyone for the likes

[@ibrahimdon6801]

Which episode

[@-CloClo-]

ibrahim don any episode

[@davidharris3028]

Where's Scooby?

[@quintonthedude8663]

Oh god you’re right

[@bennetthorseman2]

EmeraldWolfGaming but with out Scooby doo and the stoner is shaggy

[@squishy_pooh]

I love Jessie’s work as he slowly transitions into the nerd role he plays as in their slow descent into stereotypes

[@IISoLiDuZII]

So since the whole world died , this actually has the highest kill count.

[@johnlol8954]

No, a new hope does

[@KAT-hs3xh]

NANANE NANENA NANENA NANENAAA. -saw theme song

[@noblenormie1179]

@@johnlol8954 he has never featured that and if you’re going after that logic the force awakens had an entire system blown up including Hosnain prime and the snap in avengers or something killed half the universe and I’m sure there’s a movie where even more people died

[@elixirestgames3870]

@@johnlol8954 Actually no 4 billion were killed in Alderaan

[@diegomeringer3953]

infinty war

[@ArtistDoesArt2020]

The sequel takes place 3 years later, everyone except Japanese children are dead. They've cleansed the gods and have tea parties and playdates everyday.

[@ArtistDoesArt2020]

@Sebastian E Loguzzo I wish

[@blueSeele]

That sounds like a JRPG

[@abbyshort1185]

They have also inslaved the gods to give them immortality and food

[@TirroticLIVE]

Nahh, I'm pretty sure the end of the world is being filmed right now WWIII Nearly broke loose Celebrity deaths Australia Fires Corona Virus

[@12prinsses]

All of your are wrong its actually- SHUT THE HELL UP

[@jarnodatema]

19:11 Fun fact: Dana's pupils are different sizes. This is a sign of an concussion which she would have after the RV crash

[@mechengr1731]

This video has prompted me to rent this movie and watch it again Its on the same level as the scream franchise imo.

[@dismissedend4276]

me- "Oh man, this kill count is about to set an unbeatable record." Doesn't count 6 billion + people. "Aw..."

[@panthertakamaki7141]

He doesn't presumed deaths

[@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu]

blipbug Dubiel no duh

[@JAS0N_M00RE]

They said the whole world would end so it's pretty safe to say everyone died

[@panthertakamaki7141]

@@JAS0N_M00RE yeah but do you know how many people are there

[@JAS0N_M00RE]

@@panthertakamaki7141 between 7.7 Billion and 8 Billion

[@markgallagher1790]

This has to be one of the most unique film I've ever seen on this channel and nowhere else. And this is basically SCP the movie

[@sorrenblitz805]

Not it's not. It's basically the behind the scenes stuff of every horror movie ever. The SCP foundation is basically Sanctuary 13 or the Library for even nerdier nerds.

[@cool-mb7fy]

@@sorrenblitz805 There is an actual SCP reference in the box’s scene

[@M4FC10]

@@cool-mb7fy whereeeeeee

[@sorrenblitz805]

@@cool-mb7fy oh I can believe that for sure, but to say the whole movie is like SCP is inaccurate, that's all. SCP is basically horror themed Indiana Jones, this really isn't that.

[@chickensandwich5096]

@@sorrenblitz805 it's not for nerds it's for horror writers wtf u talking about

[@josephregalado9798]

The only movie in which the stoner is the smartest rational guy.

[@cdrippy4205]

i love it

[@krystalpenguin5897]

ikr the only movie where the main characters aren’t stupid that’s why it’s my favorite

[@wipeoutall7382]

Actually all of them were smart and rational however, they got influenced by the weird smoke produced from the vents. You cant really blame them tho.

[@tiernanmcculloch]

Hey, don't forget Scream now, Randy Meeks is a genius.

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

@@krystalpenguin5897 did you watch final destination

[@merlinho0t]

The last half of this film is so amazing and memorable. Usually with horror films the ending parts are iffy but this one nailed the final act and gave you a proper chaotic climax.

[@Auscan13]

..•

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

I love how Hemsworth's character is actually pretty smart and Holden is a pretty jocky dude but they end up being the opposites. Ironic

[@yo-kaiwatchfan114]

"Evil molesting tree" Me: I wonder what that does...

[@kingambrosius9125]

The Evil Dead remake had an evil molesting tree

[@Elfwingson]

Brandon Pike Correct. Poltergeist also had a evil tree. Molesting? Not so much. Still though.

[@TheLadyDelirium]

Sleepy Hollow had a creepy tree aswell. It was a portal to hell I think and was filled with human heads. Not one I'd be having a picnic under.

[@Emeowy]

Evil dead..

[@stevenbriandumaguit9919]

Hentai also have them

[@jellybellyfish]

I know it was a mistake, but I do love that Marty and Dana are called siblings here. Looking back on the movie, they do have that “brother and sister” bond going on.

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

Sweeet home Alabama

[@jayminyoel7911]

@@Thechaosmaster1997lol

[@Rose_Bride]

Except when Dana considers killing him _"for the sake of humanity..."_ That really pissed me off considering he came back for her and saved her after The Scholar is killed.

[@somedragonbastard]

​@@Rose_Bride I mean... if it's one good guy I really care about or all of humanity, I'm at least considering humanity too

[@machetecolin]

"...covering up a one-way mirror, which can also be called a two-way mirror. That's fuckin' stupid as hell." Best line in all of the Dead Meat Universe

[@josephr7684]

It's called a one-way mirror, because only one way is it a mirror, and the other way is not a mirror. It's called a two-way mirror, because one way it is a mirror, but the second way it's a looking glass, so it's a mirror that has two ways you can look at it. Even more confusingly, looking glass is a synonym for both mirror and window, depending on whether you mean a glass you can look *through* , or a glass you can look *at* (to see your reflection.) ... yeah, fuckin' stupid as hell.

[@veri0001]

Japanese ghost exists Kids: We about to end this ghost's whole career

[@williplayz4872]

Game End the kids would probably run cuz of fear or if some kid is brave enough or wants attention from his or her crush they will end the ghost’s whole career

[@liad24]

Anime powa!!!

[@elichavez3736]

HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY. HAHA

[@officialjoley2196]

This is so dumb...

[@kalodalod8770]

Then the ancient ones said : I’m about to end the prods career

[@Francis-from-L4D]

Fun Fact: Left 4 dead 2 was supposed to have a collaboration map with cabin with the woods but was canceled last minute However left 4 dead 2 special infected can still be seen in the monster elevator scene

[@joshuaholland5279]

What if this is just a prequel to L4D 😂

[@Neo-Ghoul]

I saw the boomer in one of them, were there anymore?

[@Daintymoo]

@@Neo-Ghoulthe witch

[@Neo-Ghoul]

@@Daintymoo where?

[@andrewyang3917]

​@@Neo-Ghoul"Her cube is in front of the Giant Tarantula's and diagonal from Dana and Marty's."

[@jammymckid945]

This reminds me of what a real life SCP Containment breach would look like

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Same.

[@dallinsharp6745]

Yeah, pretty much.

[@swifti295]

I really wish someone makes a full movie, I'll definetly watch it.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@swifti295 Same.

[@zsewqthewolf1194]

same say it made the guy who made this movie learn of the SCP group and got the idea for it. also note the keyword "end of the world" meaning anyone in space at the time would live on and just waited out for the old gods to do to whatever to the earth, and once done and over they come back down to earth and just redo the human race again and have to do it all over. i mean they build a huge factory under the earth and more so if anything someone in that group say "well its better to be safe then sorry"

[@Telum_Calar]

It really offended me that he said "Evil autobot" THEY'RE CALLED DECEPETICONS JAMES.

[@Megajaybreaker4]

Are shattered glass autobots actually decepticons?