The Prowler (1981) KILL COUNT

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[@elchuloeugene2568]

pog

[@Mr_Ejected]

I love you James thank you for uploading the amazing killcounts you do thanks man you help make my Friday keep up the hard work

[@caleb6350]

i like ya cut g

[@xdoomslayerx865]

Love your videos

[@noahfzx]

Poo

[@CoolGuy-te1pt]

The thing is. The killer in the Prowler actually looks incredibly cool.

[@the13throse]

Similar to the killer in My Bloody Valentine. Love the costume, love the weaponry, love the creative kills, but the identity reveal and overall plot of the movie itself left a lot to be desired (IMO of course)

[@bink]

@@the13throse What was his motive anyway, did he even have one?

[@darkenvoid5804]

@@bink loneliness? Maybe or he was just insane you never know

[@kevinskywalker5539]

@@darkenvoid5804 , His girlfriend sent him a note, saying that she's gonna leave him, while he was returning home after going to war, and got with a different guy. This drove him mad, and he goes all "slasher killer happy. "

[@kusivelho4733]

Why did you. Write like this? No offense, I'm just freaked out by it.

[@patrickmccaffrey4562]

This set really does feel like the start of a new era. And I'm all here for it!

[@scoopstroop7472]

Just listened to the podcast just now and It sounds exciting!

[@travelerofabyssrium14]

Finally, one of the mystery of this channel has been answered: -“What behinds James back ?”

[@NoName-hq3si]

Why did u post this in the past

[@liamountain]

@@NoName-hq3si patreon or something

[@vladstoi3086]

I was with james from when he just finished the friday series.

[@rowan6911]

Okay, is it just me, or does James sound, like, a whole lot happier in this episode?

[@unkownfigure850]

Yea he always seems happier on the older slasher movie kill counts even tho he says he doesn’t like them as much 😂😂

[@endangeredmexican9644]

Respect for giving a very detailed summary on movies he hates

[@bigtoe89]

Must be all that ad revenue

[@murdock9916]

He seemed excited about the new set and house

[@Xjebin]

Yea he has a whole new set for the channel I’d be excited too

[@DAEsaster]

I'm really surprised James doesn't know Savini's signature trick: The blade with a neck-sized cutout in it. Savini is truly a low-budget genius.

[@nataliealphonse4634]

It just looks reeeeally well done, they cut out the exact right amount to make it believable

[@amityislandchum]

I think he finally learned it when he re-did all of his Friday the 13th Kill Counts this year. Allllll that behind-the-scenes footage he had to watch revealed the neck cut-out AND the trick of reversing the film.

[@cadenceolivia6304]

I guessed that, and now I feel proud of myself lol

[@calowenby1654]

@Cadence Olivia Good job, bud.

[@savagescott6144]

I love how most people don’t like sponsors but when James says he has a sponsor we all get happy

[@User-3O3]

Yeah, usually I hate sponsors in videos, but James makes it so entertaining when he's promoting a product. Also, most KZbinrs get greedy by having sponsors, despite their video already being monetised. James does it so he doesn't have to censor anything that would otherwise get the video demonetised but he can still earn his living. :3

[@jsbmx2039]

I know right

[@volken1005]

Thing with James and other youtubers is that James does a good fucking job with his videos

[@mildredblack3723]

@@volken1005 I agree

[@BitestheStuff]

It's cause we know the video is gonna be gory as hell.

[@Galinfrey]

James is so god damn precious. “I got payed to say ball wipes.” He was so damn happy about that and who wouldn’t be?!

[@TheMrEMan]

I like how he yelled crotch when talking about the foot duster

[@stormbottleproductions]

James is too good

[@danthing3544]

He seems a little too happy about ball wipes. I think he’s hooked on them. He might need a support group for addiction. B.W.A. 😏

[@TheMrEMan]

Dan Thing as a frequent flyer of the manscaped family I too would be excited

[@dumworm6310]

Dan Thing "hooked on ball wipes"

[@NostalgiaMan]

Ah James the best things are left in the background and unseen in some cases. Your collection is so awesome just seeing 1/2 of it is still amazing.

[@au7923]

Good to see you here.

[@AxxLAfriku]

You dislike my v*deos? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch my stuff anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good reputation. I am a superstar, dear qu

[@TylerPCoyne]

The next chapter of Dead Meat has begun!

[@Spookster8178]

I loved this movie when I watched it 2 years ago and I’ve been waiting for him to make this kill count

[@vaspeter2600]

Or, and bear with me on this... New camera angle for the new era?

[@TaborHill]

So wait... what was the point of the old man in this film? WHAT THE.

[@chaos2z00ted8]

omg dude i love your vids lol so informative

[@sham9505]

I never knew you watched dead meat lol!

[@Baloonboy105yt]

Sup tabor

[@frxztezfreezyz]

Omg

[@the13throse]

Old guy: What is my purpose? The writers: You're a red herring. Old guy: Oh my god

[@veritasrex66]

Lol. Everything James dislikes about slashers, are the things that I enjoy most about them. B grade, campy horror, has always been my favorite though.

[@LucyLioness100]

I love B horror movies 😄 those are the best

[@planetschlock]

Agreed they are great fun, even the really bad ones like The Mutilator.

[@axelnilsson5124]

Weird that B movie slasher does feature nice gore

[@gaminganimators7000]

@@LucyLioness100 yeah

[@High_Key]

My favorite kind of slasher

[@isaacgibirdi]

Clearly that killer bush has never heard of manscaped.

[@radboom2760]

Jaidyl Rivera there in the TrEeS

[@doru3428]

@@radboom2760 "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason they speak Vietnamese"

[@origamifan5515]

It's MANscaped, not bushscaped.

[@isaacgibirdi]

@@origamifan5515 there is a man in a bush who probably has a bush

[@ahuman9519]

doru “they want to break your knees”

[@DarwinskiYT]

“I just got paid to say ball wipes damn my life is good” -James 2020

[@laffytaffy9782]

These are the moments we subscribed for lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@mixedbaggamer]

"Act now and they'll throw in this free foot deodorizer it'll make your feet smell as good as your crotch" - James 2020

[@edgytaco4275]

@@mixedbaggamer I can't tell if that's good or bad :/

[@matxalenc8410]

He ain't wrong.

[@DarwinskiYT]

@MrKz Fox shut up

[@freddiewithanie4479]

I'm obsessed with how delighted James always seems to do his manscaped bits. Like he's just genuinely having the time of his life talking about ball wipes and I'm so happy for him.

[@TuffMelon]

Movie Character: *Sees villain* Movie Character: *actually runs away immediately* Viewers: "Wait, that's illegal"

[@rubenoughtred7615]

Witty Euphemism what the hell why didn’t they run 20 seconds to late and fall over nothing.

[@xooneditz7684]

RIGHT LOL

[@GoreyBits]

The gore. Oh man I just love the gore in this movie

[@fraughtrelic7584]

Who wouldn't?

[@shogun_5832]

it’s really gross but weirdly satisfying

[@harveybirdman3555]

We gotta thank tom savini for working the gore it is so awesome

[@DarwinskiYT]

Ikr

[@heresmario5947]

This is too good

[@VinnyDaBoi.]

Brand new set? *Check* James being funny *Check* Movie acting sometimes sucks? *Check* Everybody liking the video? *you better*

[@baeljr666]

254 people disliked this video for some reason. Why?

[@TestAccount-zr5ne]

@@baeljr666 actually the dislikes are from bots youtube is trying to make the likes to dislikes ratio even.

[@baeljr666]

@@TestAccount-zr5ne Good to know

[@Dylan_O89]

Hotel? Trivago

[@kelf4781]

James saying BaLl WhIpEs and getting paid? Check

[@dovahspy9813]

Director's just like: Trust me guys, there is going to be a really satisfying review of this movie in about 40 years

[@lil_morfin1154]

I’ve never seen someone so excited about something than when James was talking about manscape products

[@MsDarra]

I’m gonna count every nickname you gave this deputy: *who’s a good deputy? 🐶 * 🤣 1. Deputy dance date 2. Deputy hunk 3. Deputy Pam’s man 4. Deputy unprepared 5. Deputy bright idea 6. Deputy useless 🤣🤣🤣

[@aidenerickson8342]

U have been personally blessed by the man himself

[@MsDarra]

🤣

[@thedude3065]

what about deputy so and so?

[@drewbravo7432]

James must gets tempted to say "right about meow" almost every kill count. Just a hunch.

[@genieglasslamp5028]

I would pay good money to see that.

[@ispreadhtred1246]

@MrKz Fox kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@starraider0741]

The ending was funny. James quietly said "please" From that day on he became the next prowler for being denied.

[@tasslynmagnusson2647]

He sounded so sad at that part

[@embercoral]

I mean, he's supposed to be getting married next year, so unless that's meant to be a friendship flower...

[@tasslynmagnusson2647]

@@embercoral I know

[@baisansebastian3358]

Not sure why the killer's design looks so cool,despite the simplicity.

[@ianbyrne465]

Agreed. Something about him looks so creepy

[@mercedes_nuts]

Because WW2 US GI apparel is badass

[@Fanimati0n]

I think it's BECAUSE OF the simplicity

[@eduardodiaz9942]

New set, new ball hygiene products, and exploding heads. No wonder James looks so happy.

[@DrWatson4]

Eduardo Díaz honestly fair what a great time 👍

[@thejudgmentalcat]

JAJ: "I can't believe I just got paid to say 'ball wipes'!" The 13 Year-old Kid In All of Us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justinlarry4494]

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard and I’m 26😂😂😂 ball wipes😭😭

[@thegreatczarn]

May the 13 year old in all of us never die!

[@mr_mow1145]

idk about you but I don't have a 13 year old kid inside of me I'm pretty sure that illegal.

[@thegreycrusader]

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

[@stillcommandersauce8959]

My fucking dad laughed for a solid 20 minutes...he’s 51

[@Amber_xo_133]

The cemetery scenes were shot at an actual cemetery on Halloween night of 1980. The open grave used in the film was an actual open grave in the cemetery that was awaiting a funeral The film's shock ending, where the body of Carl grabs Pam, was inspired by the similarly shocking conclusion of Carrie (1976). Tom Savini considers this to be his best work. The house used for Major Chatham's house was actually a museum. The furniture in the house was all antique and the owners would only allow a skeleton crew to shoot inside the location. The film is named after an unseen character. There are several mentions in the film of a prowler in a nearby town on the loose, and the character suspect that he is the killer. Later in the film, Deputy Mark London learns that the prowler was arrested hours before, and that he had an alibi for at least one of the murders.

[@tennisthelegend]

Cheez

[@roykennedy]

Cheez

[@icewater6841]

Cheez

[@jacej355]

Cheez

[@LocseryuOfficial]

Cheez

[@JustinY.]

Dead Meat: *Has a new background* It's truly the start to a new era.

[@ApatheticBeaver]

indeed.

[@hunterhayes2353]

Yes

[@TheFxxxingPrinXe]

yes king

[@theridiculousspud9923]

that part bruh

[@opep2]

You are even here...

[@thachocolategod]

I'm surprised James didn't make a joke about Sheriff Fraser being turned into a "tossed salad and scrambled eggs". I'll be here all week.

[@garn1689]

What are you doing in my house?!

[@ispreadhtred1246]

@MrKz Fox kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@Purplefred87]

james need to do a kill count on the phycho franchise

[@Mario-dr6sy]

I’m your 200th like

[@Mario-dr6sy]

Lol right as I replyed and I refreshed someone liked

[@seancaudill8433]

When James said “They decided to ditch this snooze fest” I really wanted another Blow this pop stand instead. Lol

[@killianjerrr2176]

Sean DUDE FACTS!!

[@killianjerrr2176]

@king27th right A bit much though

[@EagleVenomUK]

Genuinely the coolest looking horror villain I've ever seen

[@bizzlemypickle521]

I like the whole GI get-up, but like, what the fuck is going on with the face?

[@militaryMJB1945]

I’m a WWII Nerd and I was scrolling his videos and I saw the M1 helmet I clicked. Also the same explanation for why I responded to you 2 yrs later 😅

[@QwQw-dt5jp]

James: Huh this movie is to gory to put on KZbin. Manscape: Come, this is no place to die.

[@ispreadhtred1246]

@MrKz Fox delete your channel

[@ispreadhtred1246]

@MrKz Fox fun fact: only autistic 3 year olds use that phrase

[@flightinmarch297]

Crazy how fast he’s grown in only 3 years

[@vsmook]

exactly man im proud to be with him on his journey since 2018

[@demarcus4914]

Frogge same

[@endangeredmexican9644]

Yup been here since his first video I just knew already he would grow quickly

[@scumbagbenis8762]

man ive been watching for so long and i didn't even realize

[@snickersnee6047]

He deserves it though

[@CreamSupreme444]

“I just got paid to say ball wipes, damn my life is good.” Another reason why James is one of the best.

[@scarecrowbfc6700]

Three years later rewatching this kill count and it’s so fun seeing these simple kill counts makes me feel nostalgic for all the old horror movies

[@ethanwaring2435]

I will never get tired of hearing ‘TITLECARRRRD’

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

Same

[@Rednova08]

James: "I don't know how they faked that machete in the neck, it looks so good" Savini: We didn't ;)

[@isaackangas6921]

You only get one take

[@bigbadbandicoot2744]

Its a BAYONET not a MACHETE!! (for crying out loud!)

[@nothingbutsadnessok5566]

@@bigbadbandicoot2744 AND SHE SAID SHE WAS 18 (for crying out loud)

[@nothingbutsadnessok5566]

@king27th can't talk rn I'm having a party and I honestly don't know why I'm having a rave, red and blue lights suddenly started flashing with horns blaring Oh cool they brought guests They're telling me to put my hands up but I am and they aren't smh, it can't be a rave without people with their hands up I think these guys are into some kinky stuff cuz my neighbors (the ones that can eat dust with their noses) are getting cuffed, gonna past on that one I'm not really into men

[@heekim3202]

Juan Galvan you actually rickrolled me

[@AwolSlayz]

Me: *Jumps to a random time because I forgot where I left off* James: Ball wipes!

[@coltinandmaleigha2173]

Why tho

[@J0ELSEPH]

69th like for the ball wipes!

[@williampark4753]

@CareFreeSalmon267 i jumped to a random time and got jumpscared by a TITLE CARD

[@Francebanana]

"I didn't know that Bushes stabbed people like that" i what i got lol

[@orangejuice56]

I swear James gets more and more precious and pure as the episodes go on 2:10 “I just got payed to say ball wipes damn my life is good!” 14:29”......please?..”

[@Maddest-r2g]

2:09

[@SmoothSax97]

“That girls traumatized, she’s messed up now.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrWatson4]

J. Peterson hahahahahaha she’s permanently scarred every time she looks at a shower she’s going to see her dead friends corpses hahahaha big meme hehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monokuma1798]

@Ross Watson YEAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@mrmartin215]

James is such a good advertiser. He makes me want to buy shit i don't have money for lol

[@Drewkam1995]

Same lok

[@thanerdyguy1943]

Same, but when I do 😎👌🏿

[@stephenmillergbl]

@@thanerdyguy1943 its a shame manscape is shit especially for beards. If you want a good beard trimmer get a brio beardscape any beard review tutorial person will tell you its the best.

[@KeltonRudd]

“The final Chapter which is is the 4th film in a series of twelve” The face I pulled when he said this 😂😂

[@DodoRibeiro-ts6po]

Rules of horror: Every sequel which has the subtitle "Final Chapter" never will be the last one since the movies still milks money

[@fidelgarcia2224]

I always saw it as it being the final chapter to human Jason

[@the13throse]

Like how it's called Final Fantasy despite there being like 15 of them now, and that's not counting spinoffs or remakes

[@Anthony-xv2eu]

@@the13throse Final Fantasy has a legitimate reason for its name. Before the first game, Square was in danger of going bankrupt so they named their next game Final Fantasy, believing it would have been their last one. Instead the game became a massive success and brought them back from the brink. The name stuck ever since, and is very much appropriate for the games that are standalone entries with no sequels, prequels, or spin offs, such as FF8 and 9.

[@the13throse]

@@Anthony-xv2eu Oh I know, I was just pointing out the irony in the name

[@ZacharyResky]

This KC set, the 3rd one of the whole series used from The Prowler Episode to the Tremors 2 episode is my favorite out of all of the sets. I love the painted background!!

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

How does James create an unique joke for every scene when he gets to the numbers, and its funny every damn time

[@thenigerianprince7017]

I don't think those are funny, but he gets a pass since his chanel is soooooo god and intresting

[@mindriot91_96]

@@thenigerianprince7017 Check out the Horror Geek. He's actually really good.

[@thenigerianprince7017]

@@mindriot91_96 ok

[@loki1456]

The man honestly has a gift.

[@dylanoh8840]

Feels like its been a while since James has done a 80’s slasher flick. It’s kinda refreshing to see one again

[@HalfBakedGreenery]

Yea he seems happier to do older movies

[@schuettjoel]

James: ..."Another slasher in the wake of Friday the 13th." Halloween: "Am I a joke to you."

[@ajtp1349]

Halloween did it but Friday made everyone say “ oh shit, they copied Halloween? Well let’s copy them too!” It’s like having 2 sets of doors selling tickets. Until one guy breaks away from the first line no one will follow to the 2nd door

[@dawgdawg693]

Freddy????

[@axelnilsson5124]

Friday the 13th is slightly more popular and that was the first slasher of the 80s (I think)

[@steverbeaver1147]

Halloween came first but Friday was renowned for its gore at the time which Halloween didn't have

[@shiftybea]

@@dawgdawg693 Freddy was later.

[@emoryclaire1477]

Cape May is a crazy interesting town. It claims to be one of the most haunted towns in America, and has a ghost story for practically every street. There's a ghost tour you can go on that takes you around the town on a trolley and ends at the Physik Estate. That mansion is very, _very_ haunted. There's a photo of a full body apparition that was taken on the third floor of the mansion, and it's where I had my own ghost experience.

[@lachlanw8127]

A New Beginning, love the new set design that Chelsea painted, also can't believe its been over 3 years since the start of dead meat, so glad to have been along since the first Friday the 13th. Slashers are nowhere near my favorite horror, but always hold a special place.

[@loganarnoldkicks4321]

Yeah exactly! Slashers are personally my favorite subgenre of horror, and I completely respect anyone who doesn’t like slashers as much as I do. What I don’t like though is when people are way too critical of slasher movies. Like I understand if you don’t like them, but I really don’t think any of them are trying to win any awards, so don’t constantly complain just because it’s not the original Halloween 😂

[@TylerPCoyne]

The next chapter of Dead Meat has begun!

[@kianrodriguez4455]

I love hearing James' excited voice talking about the kill count on a Friday morning. Really satisfying honestly

[@regio82old]

Yes

[@leutianleyva5116]

“ I just got paid to say ball wipes, dam my life is good” -James a janisse 2020

[@mareped9010]

14:20 That 'Please' made me get teary eyed, it was so damn cute! I can't help but love James.

[@jabblast6050]

It’s weird how the prowler got his own movie 21 years before Spider-Man

[@dylancastellanos87]

I see what you did there. 😂

[@AlexA-qc9os]

kingpin and his pistol have entered the chat

[@StanfordPlays]

James: Let's get to the kills! Everyone else: The new era of Dead Meat begins!

[@flightinmarch297]

yes

[@ryanpearl9250]

Wdym

[@filipkolasny908]

@@ryanpearl9250 he moved house 😑

[@ryanpearl9250]

Darth Nihilus oh okay

[@NostalgiaMan]

Jesus those are some bloody kills. Very Nice

[@TylerPCoyne]

These kills could probably rival the Saw franchise, the Friday the 13th franchise, even the Re-Animator franchise!

[@wackydude2137]

@@TylerPCoyne not the saw kills

[@Bigballermvp]

I live right next to the inn I own the beach house

[@molly5917]

Link I never realized that you had that kind of dark side to you

[@NostalgiaMan]

@@molly5917 Spent waaaaaay too much time in the Dark World fighting Gannon lol

[@evanvance5653]

You’re now obligated by law to do a kill count of The Happening

[@Patrick-Phelan]

Kills: plenty Cause of death: stabby, stabby bushes

[@EpicGamer-eb5ww]

Also maniac

[@jackiep594]

Also lion arm rippies

[@beanlord4347]

I just love the fact the killer wears all that US Army gear. The vintage stuff is so cool.

[@viktorholfinger9052]

Honestly, with a better killer reveal, some better characters, and a little bit of a faster pace this movie could have been just amazing.

[@asuma7683]

You’re spoiling us, James, with all these bonus kill counts!! I’m not going to know what to do with myself come November 1st!

[@monokuma1798]

Yeah! 🤣

[@carriekimber913]

this ones not a bonus doe

[@jester9245]

The wall is so pretty. Chelsea did such a good job.

[@a.kitcat.b]

This movie's deaths are cool as heck and the killer is actually pretty cool looking. And James seems really enthusiastic this episode, I like it!

[@gamleskalle1]

Tarantino mentioned this film as having one of his fave deaths in movies.

[@unjukeable50]

What death?

[@ripxllj7545]

@@unjukeable50 the one where the killer stabs a knife at the top of his head through his chin, just found out by searching on google

[@unjukeable50]

@@ripxllj7545 ok thanks! (nice name btw)

[@Sevofthesands]

i'm not surprised from the cover everything in blood director.

[@tynao2029]

this was shot by the legendary João Fernandes aka Harry Flecks "golden age" adult film cinematographer of films such as The Devil in Miss Jones, Deep Throat, Memories Within Miss Aggie, the still shocking Doris Wishman sickie, Let Me Die a Woman, the sleazy Penelope Spheris (Wayne's World, The Decline of the Western Civilization trilogy) L.A. sleaze classic, Hollywood Vice Squad. Dozens of horror/exploitation classics, too numerous to list. A boatload of action films, again, too numerous to list. He dipped his toe in 90s indie film (Sprung), mainstream horror (Children of the Corn) and made-for-TV movies and episodic fare. There's a documentary waiting to be made about this guy!

[@kokomis1]

Dude if you want hella gore watch the “laid to rest” series it has a weird storyline and a weird killer and i love it

[@Countryhorrorlover]

ok

[@Rob_Kankerboef]

Part 3 is in the making apparently, i loved it too, crazy stuff

[@ineverreply6372]

I just watched that movie and the characters kinda sucked

[@Goowix]

I was expecting a sponsor but it was him being so proud of him decorating and then remembering where he stands

[@doctorsocrates4413]

The bayonet through the head scene is one of the best effects ever..savini is a genius.

[@ermunmunkhnasan1022]

Not gonna lie the new background is actually badass!

[@patrickcaddy7061]

James putting that rose out gave me MAD pennywise vibes I thought he was ganna start drooling and his eye would drift

[@mablesmaplemoose1175]

I love James, he’s a silly horror lover which shows the world that you don’t have to be dark and brooding to love horror, he’s amazing and I wish I could meet him at a con :3

[@bondfool]

My god, that head explosion! I love how you can see his mouth hanging open. Great job, Tom!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Hey in all seriousness, you and FoundFlix have saved people so much money on horror films

[@rizenaresyt7579]

And time

[@BayHarbo]

You are everywhere I go...

[@moment6271]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache you again

[@inconvenientexistenlism]

...and SpookyRice.

[@boofy5986]

Staying alive in this movie would be so easy. The Prowler isn't going to kill you if your name is 'Miles Morales'.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Nice reference

[@khumokwezimashapa2245]

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ConnonBallk7]

I mean yeah

[@silvidiana6860]

And with that i can touch his shoulder and say: "Hey"😏

[@michaelbreen7865]

Nobody: James: "I got paid to say ball wipes."

[@doc874]

Honestly, he has a great job he gets paid to watch horror movies and count (mostly) awsome kills

[@tamozsenpai7896]

@@doc874 i hate horror movies but i have technically seen more than 30

[@doc874]

@@tamozsenpai7896 technically?

[@perf1de37]

@@doc874 probably means dead meat videos

[@thepernamentpen45]

damn miles's uncle back in the day really be hittin different

[@ActionJackson1982]

It was called Rosemary's Killer in Australia.

[@shawn5662]

Kekistan Shitlord dude right literally just heard James say that

[@ActionJackson1982]

Shawn ••• so what, I was simply pointing it out that it was called that in my country for those who didn’t know. James just mentioned the alternate title but didn’t say where it was called that. Why is this so hard for you guys to understand?!

[@shawn5662]

Action Jackson I wasn’t shitting on you or anything. I was just finishing the video and scrolling through the comments and I read this comment and immediately heard James bring it up. It was funny to me because of timing

[@loy4ld4wg67]

6:01 - "mr. Blue is dead ? " "Dead As Dillinger " 8:32 - " alright ramblers let's get rambling ' I see wut ya doin

[@orangejuicealcohol2756]

Nothing is better when I forget about my sound turned to max and James screams TITLE CARD to me at 12 am

[@echoshock8897]

2:11 I love this guy, great channel and still has that special sense of humor when he and his editors create videos. Keep it up James, you make us smile dude!

[@lem1n574]

“I just got paid to so say ball wipes, damn my life is good.” I died. Never change my friend, never change.

[@M2J]

What's amazing about the "Dear John" thing is I remember the sitcom "Dear John" from the 80s, anytime I hear the phrase, the opening theme plays in my head. It was an entire sitcom based around the concept of a guy getting a Dear John letter as a breakup and rebuilding his life.

[@RyguyAlpha]

“Make your feet smell as good as your crotch!” Never thought I would ever hear that line.

[@ld256]

That shotgun kill is the most impressive gun kill I have seen in a while! So cool! Reminds me of the mountain suicide from Midsommar because of how realistic it looked.

[@cryptidliker5294]

I'm pretty sure the way how they got Otto's death scene is having blood pockets on his back and a firecracker to blow up and break them. But jeez, the BTS footage of that scene looks like legit snuff (coming from a person who has, thankfully, never seen snuff).

[@ExyleCage]

I want James to stand in a different spot of the set for each Kill Count so we can see everything behind him.

[@HuyLe-uu6sg]

James: I’m pretty sure bushes stab people in it, right? Me as a Vietnamese thinking about the Viet Nam war: yeah, about that...

[@mellowhobbit2225]

Lmfao you sir deserve an award

[@a-10warthog78]

mellow hobbit you’re goddamn right

[@thescottishgiant855]

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees and for some fucking reason they speak Vietnamese

[@HuyLe-uu6sg]

Lol if you heard Vietnamese in a bush u know u dead 😂

[@dleation6498]

yeah bush campers

[@jpg05]

Aw man you had a perfect opportunity to make a rhyme... "as the water turs red, Lisa turns DEAD"

[@bibsdontcry5511]

I'm not sure if anyone else has suggested this, but I think James should really review Lake Mungo. I would really like to see what he thought of it.

[@juliaiaia]

That movie was so wild! I really enjoyed it!

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Email him about it

[@One_Odd_Ood]

Your delivery of “make your feet smell as good as your crotch” made me legitimately laugh out loud. Congrats on the new home and the new set.

[@eternalsymatree7921]

I feel like the background with the collectibles has come a long way from the one shelf that he had in the beginning. Keep up the fantastic work!

[@thEannoyingE]

The bayonet through the neck was done the same method Savini used in Dawn of the Dead, that is cutting a niche in a real 1917 bayonet. The same bayonet was used in the Twisted Sister video Scream Until You Like It. When the movie was filmed, WWII stuff was easy and cheap to get for filming.

[@aahm_yt5122]

The "Lets Get To The Number" clip reminds me of the vintage SNL Adam Sandler and Chris Farley Herlihy Boy skit

[@cheerfulsatanist]

The guy she left him for would be refered to as a "Jody/Jodi". It happened to my dad and unfortunately (funnier now tbh)had this happen to him in Vietnam and the embarassing but was him walking around his camp asking his guys what exactly the word "platonic" meant....

[@missingindy]

I hope your dad is doing better after that unfortunate happening.

[@jamesvanitas]

Man, that term was still around when I was in bootcamp

[@victorguevara9227]

George Lazenby (He played James Bond once back in 1969 and was a male model prior to that.) recounts a similar situation that happened to him when he moved to London in the early 60s to pursue a woman he knew named Belinda Fingleton, who had also moved to London, in the docudrama "Becoming Bond".

[@demonswords920]

"Join me, Won't you." If only I could subscribe twice. Darn.

[@jbjacobs9514]

Noteworthy: the final girl Pam was on Another World back in the late 70s - she either dated or was the sister of Ray Liotta's (!) Joey Perrini. I cannot remember anymore which she was, but when I first saw this movie I immediately recognized her.

[@CP-mv9so]

James should do a kill count on the best kills of 2020.

[@seancampbell6292]

So you want him to watch the best 2020 horror films and tally all the kills together? Theres absolutely nowhere to go with that.

[@GxthBxtch420]

I totally agree, that would be awesome to see

[@GxthBxtch420]

@@seancampbell6292 no, I think he wants him to do a supercut of all the best kills from movies he's reviewed in 2020.

[@TylerPCoyne]

Dragon Gaming that I would love to see

[@Jeanju-e8i]

He should do a KZbin rewind for the kills in 2020

[@heavyfire9684]

James seems more energetic and happier now that him and chelsea have a new place. You guys make my day all the time. And i actually proposed to my girlfriend in August and we also moved into a new place like you guys. Keep up the great videos!!

[@tetoterritory]

4:03 “Little brown jug.” -drums start playing- Why is that amazing lol

[@jaykilkenny5727]

Old comment, I know, but Little Brown Jug was Miller's least favourite song. So, to honour the man by playing his most hated song seems like a kick in the teeth. Was his wife's favourite, though, and she heard the news of his disappearance on Christmas day with his orchestra playing it for her.

[@pacc3288]

It dosent matter the movie. It matters who is narrarating.

[@meatguyf1375]

A "dear John" letter is also a common term for any letter sent or left at home that deals with a breakup. It's not just limited to soldiers stationed overseas. Granted, that could be because of where I grew up. May be less common in certain parts of the country.

[@kirbyjacobs667]

The way James talks about "Title cards" makes me think that he collects them like Pokémon and trades them with other people

[@forecastlotus3899]

He'd be like the guy from Clone high who gets JFK to say "I like your funny words magic man"

[@Nick-zj1on]

I love when he does old movies like this, simpler times

[@riffsix]

I love how much energy James put into shouting CROTCH during the sponsor shill, really makes it entertaining

[@mremaknuify]

The nearly manic giddiniess behind "make your feet smell as good as your crotch" is probably my favorite thing about the whole intro.

[@JakesMetalChat]

I love this film, Tom Savini's special effects are brilliant in this and always top-notch in everything he's worked on. Awesome video, James. Keep these coming.

[@scoobi6310]

Day one of rating every movie on the kill count: the prowler. Kills: 10/10 Storyline: 7/10 Characters: 4/10 some were kinda useless Overall 21/30 see y’all next time

[@Sociopastor]

1/10 no Miles Morales

[@user-sm1uw6bo1h]

sir i require the rest of the videos you have done these on. i haven’t found any 😔

[@HadopelagicHalcyon]

@@user-sm1uw6bo1h click on his profile pic, it’ll show you the other videos on the channel he comments on

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

The storyline is terrible, how does it get a 7?

[@ironwraith852]

@@Sociopastor 0/10 no exaggerated swagger of young black teen.