Can Karl Pilkington Survive in Alaska? | An Idiot Abroad S2 Ep4 | Absolute Jokes

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@vikingdogmanship
@vikingdogmanship 3 жыл бұрын
The Whales can write Karl off their bucket list now
@jinstinky501
@jinstinky501 Жыл бұрын
They finally saw a perfectly spherical head.
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 Жыл бұрын
Whale 1: "I saw Carl Pilkington just now!" Whale 2: "Here in Alaska? What twaddle. Karl Pilkington lives in England, everyone knows that you silly sod." Whale 1: "I swear, he's lying on the deck of a fishing boat up there on the surface." Whale 2: "Yeah, right. What business does a comedian have being on a fishing boat?"
@justaguyonabike2055
@justaguyonabike2055 3 жыл бұрын
From the viewpoint off a polar bear "an iglo is just a fridge full of food" -K.Pilkington
@Ogsonofgroo
@Ogsonofgroo Жыл бұрын
When I'm feel dumb and sorry for myself, Karl gives me hope and humour enough to carry on. Awesome series which is possibly impossible to repeat the like again. Thanks OP for getting some of these hilarious adventures up!
@gamaray992
@gamaray992 Жыл бұрын
“The longest intro” was the music from the dvds play and extra screen 😂
@richyh4474
@richyh4474 3 жыл бұрын
When he was trying to watch king Kong and shouted at the fishermen. "Watching fucking king Kong ere" 😅🤣
@ShawnD613
@ShawnD613 2 жыл бұрын
And it’s not even working and the theme song is just driving him insane xD
@KateHen
@KateHen 6 ай бұрын
That part had me creased 😅 and the part shortly after where the guy is yelling out to him and he goes "what? What? WHATTT?" and does the angry full body shake. Totally relatable when I've felt super angry when someone can't hear me replying 😅
@declanlowe3075
@declanlowe3075 4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Onlygod-2082
@Onlygod-2082 Сағат бұрын
a little GNANG of monkies.
@Lou-ei4su
@Lou-ei4su Жыл бұрын
Idk why but 'Zac Affron?? Fucks sake" utterly destroys me every single time
@canag0d
@canag0d 11 күн бұрын
I think I could listen to Karl and that ice road trucker dude forever.
@danhaley4465
@danhaley4465 Жыл бұрын
Ricky’s hysterical laugh is great.
@Caznainthehouse
@Caznainthehouse Жыл бұрын
omfg my stomach hurts. You really nailed it with this Ricky. Carl is a natural. Have not laughed so much in years. Really thank you so much. Classic 😂😂🙏
@KateHen
@KateHen 6 ай бұрын
Ive been feeling really down lately and honestly Karl Pilkington cheers me up. He is unintentionally hilarious. Him yelling at the guy over the King Kong DVD and him yelling at the cameraman who was telling him the whales were visible was iconic 😅
@dendikke3
@dendikke3 Ай бұрын
The guy is trying to get him to come out of there. Because he's wearing his rancid overalls in the living quarters.
@petesorensenguitar
@petesorensenguitar 2 жыл бұрын
>gets to the literally top of the world >"I thought they'd have a cafe"
@Jonathan-je9uh
@Jonathan-je9uh 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this must be one of the best series of all mankind, everyone has me in stitches, I am choking to death hahha..
@marieblanchette2221
@marieblanchette2221 Жыл бұрын
Same here. I can't stop, hilarious so fun, & a time guzzler @ User.
@PvtLupane
@PvtLupane Жыл бұрын
Then once it’s over.. life has no moaning 😂
@ToweTiih
@ToweTiih 8 ай бұрын
​@@PvtLupanethe moaning of life ye😂 its Awesome!
@philippawallacedunlop9393
@philippawallacedunlop9393 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Ricky’s given the rights to these full episodes up for KZbin, they’ve got to be doing well these days 💰 to have gifted us
@deathkampdrone
@deathkampdrone 2 жыл бұрын
I like the odd friendship Karl is forming with the trucker while on the road. Just two lads basically understanding each other. Men's talk about igloos being an actual fridge of fresh food for polar bears. Relatable :D Totally cracks me up when Karl asks if this is the eskimo version of The Golden Girls tho...
@christianblack7296
@christianblack7296 2 жыл бұрын
when Karl calls dogs Twats xD
@danhaley4465
@danhaley4465 Жыл бұрын
This show needs to come back.. ❤
@marv5078
@marv5078 2 жыл бұрын
21:00 "Where I am now, I'm like in a giant fridge, that's gotten out of hand. It's fucking freezing." 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@SeArCh4DrEaMz
@SeArCh4DrEaMz 3 жыл бұрын
18:22 HAHAHHA LMAO 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😆😆😂🤣😂 "her eyes are knackered, her ears are crap, she was in charge of the bike.." xdd
@marv5078
@marv5078 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂
@olekaarvaag9405
@olekaarvaag9405 3 жыл бұрын
There are so many great quotes from this. Like him saying he's good at jumping and riding the trolly at a supermarket, being energy efficient because he's bald, laying dead on his back in glacier water, raising his hand and saying "what's this about?". And I just have to point out Karl believes someone caught a deepwater anglerfish, put it in an aquarium and use it as a reading lamp.
@marv5078
@marv5078 2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@sonny9493
@sonny9493 Жыл бұрын
The reading lamp is incredible
@SuperUltraMegaMike
@SuperUltraMegaMike Жыл бұрын
"this show is a waste of hd, it might as well not be in color"
@IcedGemsz
@IcedGemsz 5 күн бұрын
They cut out the bit of him saying "I'm floating around like a fucking crisp packet" unfortunately haha
@syok1107
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
I've never heard the "Leprechauns prefer Gnomes" bit until today!
@DOW-E
@DOW-E 3 жыл бұрын
30:16 “how many hours we doing?! How many!” Love the distress in his voice. Love this show
@DOW-E
@DOW-E 3 жыл бұрын
38:38 and on love it! 😂❤️🇨🇦
@DOW-E
@DOW-E 3 жыл бұрын
Sea sickness is brutal. Seriously terrible. When he said why can’t I just be sick. Lol oh man torment for sure specially when you ‘now you ain’t close to home. Felt for the bloke
@sofie1065
@sofie1065 3 жыл бұрын
Love the sights of Alaska and also, this dude is funny as hell.
@roraz114
@roraz114 3 жыл бұрын
He is very funny. Apparently his podcasts with Ricky and Steve have been a life saver for lots of folks during the pandemic.
@buggslimo
@buggslimo 2 жыл бұрын
@@roraz114 even before that
@roraz114
@roraz114 2 жыл бұрын
Buggs Slimo of course!
@firefistx7477
@firefistx7477 3 жыл бұрын
Them old ladies were so wholesome
@utku439
@utku439 6 ай бұрын
39:00 Him going from feeling sick for a minute to “Zac Efron fuck sake” then dvd player being stuck.. I don’t think I ever laughed at something like this 😂
@avyitis3425
@avyitis3425 Жыл бұрын
"If a polar bear comes around the corner, you gotta wrestle it!" I'm in fucking stitches. Didn't think I'd be laughing this much and this hard the entire time.
@ibanjaxed
@ibanjaxed 6 ай бұрын
LOL @ him with that over sized diving suit. That made me loose it 🤣
@shanenewton8560
@shanenewton8560 Жыл бұрын
Eskimo version of the Golden Girls.. Light fish hahaha I wouldn't mind one of those..
@lachazASMR
@lachazASMR 3 жыл бұрын
"Leprechauns prefer to be called Gnomes." You learn something new everyday.
@minigrande1939
@minigrande1939 3 жыл бұрын
Must. Remember that if I ever meet 1
@ToweTiih
@ToweTiih 8 ай бұрын
AHAHAHAHA im just thinking about series3 with Warwick Davis, who played one in Leprechaun from 93🤣
@firefistx7477
@firefistx7477 3 жыл бұрын
That king kong intro part was halirious
@fabulouslyK10
@fabulouslyK10 Жыл бұрын
Just too funny as always I can’t stop laughing. Carl is perfect for the role! 😂😂😂😂😂
@tempestive1
@tempestive1 Жыл бұрын
He is indeed, GrabulouslyK11 :)
@DaemosTv
@DaemosTv 2 жыл бұрын
“Suzanne is into waisting energy using hairdryer and all, I’m energy efficient i am bald no need hairdryer or hot water. If she cared so much why she don’t shave her head”. LMAO🤣😂
@kennyc587
@kennyc587 2 жыл бұрын
I so wanted her to set up a little souvenir shop when she gets out at Point Barrow. She's great
@oscarl.3563
@oscarl.3563 3 жыл бұрын
_"It's making Karl do things that other people want to do before they die."_
@mav5204
@mav5204 Ай бұрын
I'm using my breath up laughing you alright Karl?😂
@clairejohnstone89
@clairejohnstone89 Жыл бұрын
i’ve seen them all loads!! yet i always come back to see if there are any i’ve missed just incase 🤣 just absolute belly laughs every time.
@stevemchale9775
@stevemchale9775 Жыл бұрын
He's not an idiot at all lol guys bang on.
@jeffvance26
@jeffvance26 3 жыл бұрын
This is good just like all of carls videos the man is a beast!!!!
@MethosChannel
@MethosChannel 28 күн бұрын
10:25 Just perfect! Haha
@platelbaats3775
@platelbaats3775 2 жыл бұрын
42:04 watching Carl watch whales is better than watching the whales
@TheMsdmeanor
@TheMsdmeanor 2 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest 😆 too good thx
@ronburgundyspetfish
@ronburgundyspetfish 3 жыл бұрын
TRYING TOO WATCH KING KONG HERE!!! Lmao
@TheRuben_music
@TheRuben_music Жыл бұрын
This is not that far north hehe.. Try Tromsø Norway ;P
@jonathanflopstein8587
@jonathanflopstein8587 5 ай бұрын
Point Barrow is further north than Tromsø
@TheRuben_music
@TheRuben_music 5 ай бұрын
@@jonathanflopstein8587 ok
@TheRuben_music
@TheRuben_music 5 ай бұрын
@@jonathanflopstein8587 Yes about one degree further north. My mistake
@marieblanchette2221
@marieblanchette2221 Жыл бұрын
Man I am in. I laughed laughed, more please Karl from Canada.
@jarikinnunen1718
@jarikinnunen1718 3 жыл бұрын
I living in north and winter is like that every year. White clean snow is best part, after dull and dirty autumn. Bite of cold sometimes is normal. I never go into deep snow for "walking" to somehere. It can kill. You need plan B every moment to survive. In deep snow you have only plan A.🥶
@elinorehansson-boe7282
@elinorehansson-boe7282 2 жыл бұрын
Love Karl☺️👏👏Awesome serie😄
@xirux01
@xirux01 Ай бұрын
absolutly Fantastic this show
@EMD_HOKIO
@EMD_HOKIO Жыл бұрын
22:34 best part of the whole series
@mcsuibhne005
@mcsuibhne005 2 жыл бұрын
It's 60 degrees here. How uses Fahrenheit in the UK Ricky? Nobody, that's who!
@sonny9493
@sonny9493 Жыл бұрын
Thought that myself
@anardine6176
@anardine6176 2 жыл бұрын
"Kingue Kongue 'ere"
@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647
@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647 Жыл бұрын
Cleanest snow in the world 😂😂
@RottenMuLoT
@RottenMuLoT Жыл бұрын
> What is this about? 🤷‍♂️ Yup, I'm asking the same question with the same tone almost everywhere I go.
@BarmyTwubble
@BarmyTwubble Жыл бұрын
Like saving your energy is going to help for when you need to wrestle a polar bear lol
@PeacefulWaves-k9c
@PeacefulWaves-k9c Жыл бұрын
If a Polar Bear comes round the corner you have to wrestle it 😂😂😂
@greggdiggins2943
@greggdiggins2943 Жыл бұрын
Honestly…in Canada we use snowshoes 😂
@corinn123
@corinn123 Жыл бұрын
or skis with skins FFS
@-Anjel
@-Anjel 3 жыл бұрын
As a Finn a couple of things... Why didn't they have cross country skis? Why did they have downhill skis, when they weren't downhill skiing? If they didn't have cross country skis, why didn't the have snowshoes in that deep snow? Do not eat snow, always carry water. Eating snow will cause blisters, and make your mouth bleed. Eating snow is also incredibly energy consuming. Why don't they have outhouses? They have to deal with polar bears, why wouldn't they then make a secure outhouse for themselves? Why don't they at least have designated area that is used for that, so that they would know what snow they can eat, if they want to eat it. Why was the sledge only connected to one point? In Finland we have a harness specifically designed for ahkio (a specific type of sledge, made for winter trekking), the sledge is connected on both sides to the hips, so it wont flip over. The harness also evenly distribute the weight of the sledge, making it easier to pull your gear instead of carrying it. The set up they used looked exhausting, nobody in their right mind would use that. Why wasn't the sledge covered, there are so many different types why use that one? Use the right gear for the situation. Get a covered sledge, put all your gear in it, use a harness, and cross country skis or snow shoes. Do not try cross country skiing with downhill skis. I get it's funny to see someone struggle, but that was intentionally designed to be as hard as possible. Winter trekking isn't that hard or exhausting, it has it's own challenges, but with the right gear it is fun. That is like taking someone ice skating with roller skates.
@ASDASD34RDFS
@ASDASD34RDFS 3 жыл бұрын
They're Americans. I can't understand why they make all the effort to bring a sleigh if they are then just going to keep like half of the equipment on their backs in huge backbacks. I mean the American even has a fucking cowboy hat in the winter lol, they should have just used a proper sleigh with cross-country skiis and they'd be so better off.
@Elvizzzzzzzzzz
@Elvizzzzzzzzzz 3 жыл бұрын
@@ASDASD34RDFS They are British, not Americans.
@KNYD
@KNYD 3 жыл бұрын
@@Elvizzzzzzzzzz Only Karl is British, everyone else are Alaskan, which is in the US. The guide who provided the wrong gear, and the people who build the cabins without outhouses are all Americans.
@antonemilit2178
@antonemilit2178 3 жыл бұрын
The whole point of the show is to make it as unpleasant as possible for Karl :)
@ASDASD34RDFS
@ASDASD34RDFS 3 жыл бұрын
@@Elvizzzzzzzzzz Are you serious right now?
@johnvdmeer745
@johnvdmeer745 28 күн бұрын
3:10 prophetic words from KP
@Flipplt
@Flipplt 3 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@ChodeMaster
@ChodeMaster 21 күн бұрын
He's pacing about out there like a mad man
@dylanvdb4970
@dylanvdb4970 8 ай бұрын
Not a day for puting the Washings up do ya 😂
@kyleorourke6340
@kyleorourke6340 Жыл бұрын
I would've let Carl try to shovel himself a path while on their hike 😂 He would've learned quickly how much harder it would have been
@puppetmastersofficial
@puppetmastersofficial 10 ай бұрын
Marty, a wilderness survival legend!
@alistairclark6814
@alistairclark6814 2 жыл бұрын
Karl is a natural at dog sledding. People usually fall over and get dragged.
@PeacefulWaves-k9c
@PeacefulWaves-k9c Жыл бұрын
The Eskimo version of Golden Girls 😂😂😂
@sadiquebob
@sadiquebob Ай бұрын
the is it realy more quiet up there is genius lol
@josiemainecoon
@josiemainecoon 5 күн бұрын
Ricky & Steve are such sadists!! Poor Karl trying to get a glimpse of the whales, whist dry heaving! I felt so bad for him!!! 😟
@gazooJG2
@gazooJG2 3 жыл бұрын
dude you had me pissin myself laughing when you went dog sledding OMFG your hilarious lolololol
@hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452
@hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452 3 жыл бұрын
Dead Parrot? It is for Monty Python's Fly Circus hommage?
@55527777777
@55527777777 Жыл бұрын
«Slow down u tw@t» 😂
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn Жыл бұрын
He makes several good points. :-)
@superetic
@superetic 4 күн бұрын
Awesome 😂
@theotothefuture
@theotothefuture 11 ай бұрын
The cleeeanest snow in the world lol
@AntiSociety100
@AntiSociety100 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS DUDE... HE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF I THOSE SITUATIONS
@dariuszk44
@dariuszk44 Жыл бұрын
I think it's stage cos it's too funny to be real 😂
@donaldpump1282
@donaldpump1282 2 жыл бұрын
Easy boys, easy boys!
@saschasteenaart7589
@saschasteenaart7589 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this the eskimo version of Golden Girls?"
@Kaizuk0hakupac
@Kaizuk0hakupac 3 жыл бұрын
Karl
@josef4464
@josef4464 9 күн бұрын
Eskimos don’t kick off their just cool😂
@Yourmomma568
@Yourmomma568 2 жыл бұрын
That dude is awsome af. Dunno what Karl's problem with him is. That guy is hard af, and still the nicest friendliest dude ever. 10/10.
@berits.2346
@berits.2346 Жыл бұрын
"That dude" constantly asking useless questions but not actually helping while carl is struggling, singing a silly song when all Carl wants is sleeping etc.
@angelapietras1235
@angelapietras1235 2 жыл бұрын
So so funny.
@2much4skin
@2much4skin 2 жыл бұрын
man I cried my eyes out
@kingbiscuittime6082
@kingbiscuittime6082 Жыл бұрын
Let's go Champ..Cmon 🐬♥️
@Kelly-uw1xr
@Kelly-uw1xr 3 жыл бұрын
Those “huskies” ain’t huskies lol
@berits.2346
@berits.2346 Жыл бұрын
Sled dogs aren't necessarily Huskies. I've seen Doberman, German Pointer and Malinois in championship races.
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 Жыл бұрын
Are they Malamutes?
@Lobocyfer
@Lobocyfer Жыл бұрын
7:00
@baflabies
@baflabies Жыл бұрын
22:41 😂🤣
@minigrande1939
@minigrande1939 3 жыл бұрын
Never come between a man and viewing King Kong
@nawaridrees268
@nawaridrees268 Жыл бұрын
17:23 🤣🤣
@TranquilWaters-m9w
@TranquilWaters-m9w 3 ай бұрын
Have you been shopping? 😂😂❤
@unclejake154
@unclejake154 Жыл бұрын
Too funny...I always said "it's the countries that are always at war, it's the hot ones isn't it..."•
@Enscriptiv
@Enscriptiv Жыл бұрын
The ladies in the north pole were adorable
@bonjour2098
@bonjour2098 Жыл бұрын
Would you like to see matsakh? Ma-tsuk? ...Ma...chuck 😂
2 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂🤣😂🤣
@exs3574
@exs3574 10 ай бұрын
The s**t is frozen... Remember to tip me on Christmas 🤗
@BamBamKiwi
@BamBamKiwi Жыл бұрын
man really took canadian goose out,
@canadianmonte
@canadianmonte 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Ricky is all concerned for the dogs, yet they bought Karl the coat with the coyote fur trim....sigh.
@lachazASMR
@lachazASMR 3 жыл бұрын
"Energy" is not gonna save you from a Polar bear mate, they are bigger than Grizzly bears, and even more fierce and they will gladly eat a Human.
@buljan1ipo
@buljan1ipo 2 жыл бұрын
What’s the point in this program being in HD, it’s a waste of time of even being in color 😂😂😂😂😂
@michaelgaudet2759
@michaelgaudet2759 2 жыл бұрын
Why the hell dont they have snowshoes?
@carolynrobe5957
@carolynrobe5957 Жыл бұрын
Ricky is so cruel. It's his nature...😀
@juliancielen
@juliancielen 24 күн бұрын
"Easy BOys!"
@Deam0007
@Deam0007 2 жыл бұрын
Why do u have an owen? :D
@ghidfg
@ghidfg Жыл бұрын
ok the first guy has clearly spent a little too much time isolated from humans
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