The Most Pathetic Video on YouTube (TheSonicSegaGamer)

[@DeadwingDork]

Watch part one here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6u9iHmOnayHlZo

[@haydenthygreat3822]

Ty man

[@capam15]

Gonna need updates on our puppy dog pals fanboy and his victim date from inside out 2

[@spectrographgrayscale9369]

Let's get a one like video for Misty

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

Your impression of stewie griffin really suck and nobody likes stewie griffin

[@kitkitto518]

Part 3 when?

[@chaoticneutralfae]

'I would want this character to be real in real life' What, so she can politely avoid you like every other woman you already encounter?

[@American-Zero]

This is a grown ass man declaring his love for anime characters that aren't real...even if they were real they'd run the other way from this weirdo.

[@Kanyon85]

No see, what accomplished and independent women really want is to spend their time with thousands of basement-dwelling otakus. (or so they hope)

[@chaoticneutralfae]

@@Kanyon85 Wait, so you mean I've been doing it wrong this entire time by pursuing other independent women? Shit. I have now learned the error of my ways.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Then who is that fat lady who was sitting to him in the first video?

[@InVinoVeratas]

But, what if he _treated them well, and stuff?_

[@dewmirage]

he's a deep sea creature facing decompression

[@JAYZ-47465]

LMAO I CANT 😂😂😂😂💀💀👏👏👏

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

Even Cthulhu can't keep that man in his realm.

[@snoipergaming]

Blobfish behavior

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

He looks like Mikey from the live action TMNT movies

[@jakel2837]

Good lord, you didn't have to utterly destroy his soul 😂

[@fbimom4205]

He’s got the head of Tyler1, the eyes of Asian Andy and the body of EDP

[@notimportant3033]

You're crazy for that lmao

[@THE_GREAT_SUN]

The ultimate life form

[@sebastian.kurdel]

truly superior being

[@PeruvianPotato]

And the mind of Chris Tyson and TheWhiteBowser when it comes to his "waifus"

[@ajorux1665]

he was made in a test tube in a new program called creat-a-cow

[@TheBobblefighter]

If I could hang out with Deadwingdork in real life, basically, I would treat him well.

[@InVinoVeratas]

But, would you consider him a waifu, if he were real, in real life?

[@trakinajamorreu]

Would you show him a good time?

[@MegaDeathRay10]

Glad to hear it. He deserves better

[@jimbabwe3]

he would be way hots!

[@Haispawner]

Is he the size of an average human mother?

[@shiachan32]

"voiced by the same voice actor who voiced also other characters too" NO FUCKING WAY

[@guaceldono7231]

Who would’ve thought

[@starcannonsupernova293]

big if true 😏

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

​@Somebuffoononlinei think he mention Tara Strong

[@StephonZeno]

This guy must lose his shit at those stupid "The Same Voice Actor" videos.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

He can't give us voice trivia but can have a separate meltdown about Navi while talking about Peppa Pig?

[@legendgirl101]

No joke, I would love to see a reverse isekai drama anime about a girl who ends up being some ugly bastard's waifu. I feel like it could be done really well, like in the style of an Ancient Greek tragedy.

[@bigdaddydons6241]

I am 100% confident this is a hentai and it's way more nasty and uncomfortable than any of us want it to be

[@kyuketsukirook]

I was just thinking about that, probably a good horror story idea.

[@hihello-uw7tc]

real

[@plaguefellow4956]

Flashgitz made a animation of a fat bastard isekei it's pretty funny but might not be what you are looking for in particular

[@AlbinoAxolotl1993]

How about one with a redemption arc?

[@humanconvertile]

If these "waifus" were at all real, they wouldn't want anything to do with these creepy simps fawning over them. Krystal from Star Fox would not be interested in some obese, sweaty thumb of a human, or probably any human at all. Toph, even an adult Toph, wouldn't need to be able to see the homunculi drooling over her, she could just smell them and know to run away. Wishing they were real and have it come true just to be rejected by their fictional dream girl would be cosmic justice, though, and quite hilarious.

[@Thunderblock7889]

Fax

[@shannonlewis2022]

It’s pure Main Character Syndrome. “Of course this magical girl would take me on her adventures and let me treat her right because I’m not like those other jerks! I’m SPECIAL!”

[@brassboy212]

Exactly. If they were simply saying they wished they had girls SIMILAR to them, like in personality or lifestyle, that would be fine. It's wanting a specific person from a completely different universe to be brought into your own world that crosses into crazy.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Your wish is almost true thanks to AI characters.

[@Nikolaus_von_Liechtermark]

Besides that, many characters couldn't even exist due to our physical and biological laws. Its crazy how many people's minds are corrupted so hard that they think about such even.

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

“Basically I would treat her right and I would pretty much go on franchise related adventures with her and meet other franchise characters with her and so in conclusion”

[@RocketStarterMisc.]

“And so, yeah.”

[@thardump859]

That's what he appears to only say so far.... I'm on like the number 8, it just goes on and on and ON!

[@Pactastic042]

And he will show her a good time

[@shannonlewis2022]

Bro’s got his waifu list, he’s ready for the Dimensional Merge.

[@Sam-lf3hn]

Chris completed his love quest, the Merge is only a matter of time.

[@Castillo525]

Underated comment lol

[@axydable]

People actually red Sonichu?

[@InVinoVeratas]

Is it possible to fake your waifu's for the merge?

[@Ego-Fiend]

@@shannonlewis2022 some of the girls in the list are minors...just so you know

[@Yoshinator]

If Claw was real, I'd treat him right and we'd have a good time.

[@yosh9192]

But would you go on user-related adventures with him?

[@cryptidbunny8791]

Just imagine if Claw was real in real life.

[@scoutman66]

I would treat Claw better than Yoshinator.

[@Yoshinator]

@@scoutman66 you would not! If you were real I'd treat you badly and we'd have a miserable time!

[@chocopie5992]

If only we could see Claw take wing...

[@yahooyowza]

Head of Tyler1, Body of Nikocado Avocado and Mind of EDP445.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

He kinda looks like a white EDP

[@user-td5wy7po5d]

@@notveryintelligent6239 TheWhiteEDP

[@ellie1903]

Amazing

[@KawaiiKaabii1993]

looks more to me like a genderbent version of tammy slaton from 1000 lb twins if you ask me lol

[@SithGod01]

This is accurate

[@nukkleargarlicbread]

Him lamenting over how these waifus aren't "real in real life" is so hilarious because if half of them were real, he'd be arrested 💀

[@Glitch_X-pl1np]

Lol so true

[@Obeyed_Gaming]

Facts. There are some things you keep to yourself this is one of those things!! 😂😂

[@Glitch_X-pl1np]

@@Obeyed_Gaming real

[@TELETEXTT]

Its a shame deadwingdork isnt real in real life. He could teach me about trash and i could take him out and show him a good time and i would treat him right. And thats why i consider deadwingdork a number seven waifu.

[@crazyluigi6664]

😭

[@Colonel_RamRod]

This should be pinned 😂❤

[@jimbabwe3]

deadwingdork for the win guys! yeah! aw, man...

[@thomasobrien1841]

Seeing how he has Rosalina on there. That might be an act of war from DED6

[@thet00nedl00n]

I’m pretty sure in a video Tamatoa said he had a crush on Rosalina but then said, “Rosalina’s DED6’s girl” or something like that. Remember folks, Mami Tamoe WAS his dynamite gal.

[@foxman8344]

Listen. They can both buy the amiibo and put it in their tribute jars.

[@UnchainedPandoran]

THESONICSEGAGAMER IS 10 TIMES WORSE THAN PETER GRIFFIN!!!!

[@MikeJr9284]

He's a Rosalina lova.

[@kyuketsukirook]

THIS IS TEN TIMES WORSE THEN WHAT THOSE OMNI BRATS DID

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

Choosing the blind 12 year old and saying "i would show her a good time" is crazy work

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

Real edp shit

[@trollguy2616]

@@Tritonofclansakai2”weirdly attractive” type shit 😭

[@Swishyeee]

Nothing would have prepared me for "Toph looks WAY hot in that fire nation outfit" 😰

[@Swishyeee]

Surprised he didn't pick Amy or Cream for his sonic "waifu". Had to edit this comment since I spoke too soon. 😢

[@HakuZaku]

Hah I get it, because fire nation!

[@JohnSkao]

Isnt she like... 11 in the show?

[@dingdong896]

Literally saw this comment when this show up lmao 40:33

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

I cringed BIGTIME

[@brainsludgeforyou]

Let's go down the list of waifus. Misty: 10 Rosalina: Unknown. Riku: 15 Kale: Vaguely adult. Rukia: 150 Toph: 12 Rouge: 18 Futaba: 15 KOS-MOS: 18 in appearance, 3 chronologically Sticks: 16 Amy: 12 Cala Maria: 16? Coco: Teenager. Rangiku: 200+, looks 28. Krystal: 19 Camilla: Likely an adult. For the eight characters who have definite numbers to their name, the average age of the woman SSG likes is 14.

[@joeschmoe3815]

Well, the median is 16. What do we do know?

[@fritzy8318]

Where does the game ever say Cala Maria is 16? I’m p sure she’s an adult

[@CorruptedFlame07]

Hang on a sec. Misty wasn't 10. She was 12. She was 2 years older than Ash.

[@CorruptedFlame07]

@Bakakam7 Just correcting, dude

[@Ego-Fiend]

of course most of them are young

[@THEZMX195]

Just imagine smooth talking a girl with "hey cutie, I hear you have a backstory...and other stuff" Absolute RizzLord!

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

_heh, heh._

[@smoothie3993]

“sometimes serious and sometimes not”

[@IcarusFormaldehyde]

Depends on how you say it, enough charisma you could make "I shat myself" sound hot

[@joeschmoe3815]

​@@hisaceinthehole3426 Excelente?

[@blueshark4926]

tbf this is like how you start a romance in a mass effect game. or most RPGs for that matter.

[@LeeDeeLee7]

The weird thing is that most of the Sonic characters are canonically underaged, but Rouge is 18... I think the devs knew how the Fandom would treat her lol

[@TheSeanster]

They'd treat her well and of course have a fun time

[@ezraf.7759]

Its weirder when you remember how she acts around Knuckles who's 16 at the oldest. Big is also 18 "at least" but god he does not act like it one bit. Tbf of those guys don't act their age, but come on. There's nothing that can convince me Big wasn't just created to mock Sonic fans.

[@Cookiecrips_05]

@@ezraf.7759which is funny because big is 18 himself. Rouge was originally 17 in sonic adventure 2,but was quickly bumped to 18 for sonic heros I'm gonna assume Sega realized how weird that was

[@kenetickups6146]

@@ezraf.7759 2 years between isn't a big deal

[@POTUSOfficial]

@@kenetickups6146 ive seen you commenting on youtube for like 7 years man christ give it a break

[@Rhubidium]

SSG: "My Top 10 waifu list!" I mean yeah, cringe but, these waifu's are largely gonna be adults right? SSG: "Next on my list is Toph Beifong!" (And Misty for that matter) 🚓🚔🚨🚨🗣

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

I looked up misty, and apparently, she's 10 years old 💀💀💀

[@ikikaera3402]

Don't worry, he'll treat them right if they were real in reallife

[@Lemoncakelover678]

​@@ikikaera3402yeah, he'll do their hairs well alright

[@franciscovegamarquez7646]

Front facing police car emoji always cracks me up

[@ilovedogs2642]

I had a crush on may from pokemon Ruby when I first saw her, I was like 9 though 😂

[@ScorpioofAutumn]

When you have so much forehead fat you're constantly squinting.

[@snooganslestat2030]

Trying to get his hairline out of his eyes!

[@animebro14]

so i was on character ai talking to the PT from Persona 5 and i copy pasted your comment when i had them react to the video. No bullshit, Ryuji says :"SSG looks like a bowling ball" with akechi going: "That's an insult to bowling balls"

[@SpiltMySquash]

​@@animebro14 Even the Ai is cooking him dawg 😭😭🙏

[@animebro14]

@@SpiltMySquash it was so out of left field it was hilarious. Like damn they dragged him through the mud

[@neoqueto]

He's the type of guy who never has to worry about receding hairline yet he chose to be bald

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Numero Ocho (Spanish) Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother.

[@ButteredToast32]

Straight from *H O T C H I C K H E A V E N*

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

At least we know Guptill is on that HAG LOVE bandwagon.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

​@@DistractedGlobeGuyI thought hags would be like old or crusty women who're like hunchback crones older than 20

[@mrlaz9011]

one of the few sonic waifus that won't land you in jail.

[@UltraGod9000]

Guptill89 ahh comment

[@Ego-Fiend]

He's acting like these fictional characters would date him or hang out with him They would put a restraining order on him

[@VTH223]

Or better yet, restrain him themselves lol

[@TheUlquiorraCifer]

@@VTH223 nah, he'd like that, better to run than witness that horror

[@VickyGreen-o7z]

i actually have fetish for "losers" like him- its very fun and an ego boost

[@VTH223]

@@TheUlquiorraCifer true actually lmao

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

😂😂💯🙏

[@Majextic]

"it would be great to go to deserts and beat up enemies and steal items" did bro just describe the iraq war

[@CorporalGrievous93]

Thank you, this made me laugh so hard!

[@ahumoroususername]

"Listen, I may be attracted to cartoon children, but at least I'm not GAY for cartoon boys" - SSG, probably

[@charbway]

okay, so basically mr. house from fallout: new vegas is someone who i would consider a waifu character. i like him because he's green and builds robots and has a mustache. basically if he was real in real life, i would treat him right and show him a good time. or maybe he could treat ME right and show ME a good time and make ME a part of his robot polycule since he's the one with all the money. anyway, it's hard to say. basically guys, i would like mr. house as a waifu character, but it's hard to say.

[@Colonel_RamRod]

You better treat him right 🤨

[@weewoo5486]

same but me with fredrick fazbear. the character tho not the robot. hes a old granpap gentlman id smoke a cigar and drink with and then have intense buttsex with

[@nukkleargarlicbread]

"But it's hard to say" really was the cherry on top of this thing lmaooo

[@GhostlyCoffee]

Would this count as toxic Yuri or Yaoi?

[@charbway]

@@GhostlyCoffee both

[@javierfito5077]

I love how he says how he would treat these fictional females right, these demon hunters and galaxy queen character. man if he was in Mario's universe he would 100% be a Goomba. Man he almost looks like one in the real world

[@AAZ-yu5ss]

Don’t diss Goomba’s like that. Realistically, I’d probably be a Whittle (The wood guys from Super Mario Galaxy 2) or a Toad.

[@alexandercorbett1147]

Nah, if this guy was a Mario character, he would be Francis, the lizard guy from Super Paper Mario. Especially with how Peach thinks of Francis during the dating sim part is how any of these women would if they were real and met this guy.

[@gavinopolis]

Nah, you're giving him too little credit. *Chuboomba from Bowser's Inside Story.*

[@GreyPikmin334]

Weird thing with this whole video is half these characters he's not even talking about what he finds attractive about them, he's just like...running through their backstories, rambling about how high their stats are, and proposing hypothetical scenarios in which he helps them fight the Heartless or whatever.

[@nicknewaccount7536]

this user has the "adult baby" phenotype and I didnt even know that was possible

[@JNDeaux]

This dude is built to survive a head-on car crash.

[@S4b_3r]

because his spirit was built to never break 😤😤😤😤

[@SparklePie05]

I think the idea of a fictional character becoming real, and then is forced to be a creepy man's "waifu" could be a good horror concept. Imagine the physiological horrors the fictional character has to go through while being held captive by a delusional man 💀

[@snooganslestat2030]

Lol yeah it's kinda interesting that he clearly thinks anyone he picks would also want to be with him.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Feels like something that will be some sick Pixiv "fanart"..but it's loved by the "people" who the bad guy is being based off of

[@Dav-zy1dw]

Laceys Wardrobe is kind of like that, I'd recomend chekcing it out

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

what about the psychological horrors of the waifus becoming real... then completely rejecting all the fat manchildren? that would be a great comedy-horror idea

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

@@AdamOwenBrowning I could imagine a modern day yōkai story where some weeb/otaku asks for a waifu, and th creature makes her come alive. But it looks like one of those creepy animegao masks, and tries to eat him. The moral being: "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit!"

[@isaacjones1211]

you'll never break his spirit

[@starman9933]

YOULK NEVER BREAK MY MIND

[@DanTheRoadRippersCollector]

He will never take his wifus alive

[@boxofcereal]

Super Origami Kingdom may have fallen, but its influence has touched just as many as TamatoaGamingDa

[@Quaxo21]

Lmao

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

Look at her hair! *_NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!_*

[@AFOOp-u8f]

TamatoaGamingDa teached me a lesson, if you have underage waifus, you’re most likely EDP445 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@danielgraham1082]

Who?

[@KKHell]

​@@danielgraham1082 one of the "users" who had Mami from Madoka as his waifu iirc

[@yosh9192]

@@KKHell And was outed for grooming someone on fucking Roblox

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

Oh you don’t know the half of it with SonicSegaGamer do ya

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

I mean, he does hang out with little kids in his spare time.

[@Mythical6255]

I’m here after Misty’s voice actor, Rachael Lillis, passed away. Rest in peace

[@notJCS]

She's being treated right & shown a good time in a better place now... Rest In Peace

[@UltraGod9000]

If Rachael saw that "top 10 favorite waifus" video She would be disgusted

[@sakai_sukistudios4157]

She will be very disappointed

[@magnumopus8124]

aww.....that's sad to hear.

[@ZenoCrasher]

“Nobody really talks about her” *proceeds to name one of the most popular characters from their respective franchise*

[@dracomalfoyvevo]

Honestly I also had a thing for Rikku when I played final fantasy X... When I was 10 years old. This man is creating an entire Top 10 EDP list 💀💀💀

[@Aisha_Gii]

I yelled "SHE'S UNDERAGE" so many times, it made my throat hurt

[@45noop]

Sonic and autisim go together like bread and butter

[@masterseal0418]

I'm autistic here. Holy fuck, why do my spectrum have so many lolcows in the Sonic fandom... This is nihilism for the most sane autistic Sonic fans like myself. I feel distraught by this realization... 😔

[@manuelrodriguez2084]

😂💯

[@mosshivenetwork117]

He doesn't understand how bad he would look if those characters were real. Like how does he not think about the implications.

[@creed8712]

Mind of a child mixed with I imagine some distance temporally speaking to the character. Like if Misty was real she’d be like twenty something.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

@@creed8712 Perhaps

[@creed8712]

@@mosshivenetwork117 well think about dudes like this. They’re stuck in a childhood mentality and since time is weird for kids they isn’t view their age difference as being a real difference beyond being bigger but still a kid

[@lawfulgoodnun1646]

He's on the tism spectrum

[@mosshivenetwork117]

@@lawfulgoodnun1646 Yes I know. It is actually kind of surprising to me because you can usually tell if someone is autistic by their voice. But he kind of sounds normal-ish.

[@smoothie3993]

My favorite thing about this is that there are 30 year old youtubers who would make a similar list but it’s ironic, and being like “these are the female characters we all thought were hot growing up as nerdy autistic children and now we get with hot nerdy autistic women.” Nerd charming vs nerd virgin

[@ikikaera3402]

He has the opposite of a receding hairline. It's advancing.

[@grievousXWX]

I imagine it's growing on his forehead at this point

[@MyLeg_Fred]

Bros a chia pet

[@TheSludgeCount]

😂

[@lucamckenn5932]

​@@grievousXWXthreehead

[@timbrown1834]

Seriously. It's about to meet up with his eyebrows.

[@Jasongomezdinosaur]

I wonder what his definition of "Treat them right" is?

[@TheForbiddenDBag]

23:13 - 24:16 There's a movie from the early 2010's called Ruby Sparks with Paul Dano that, if you just hear the plot, is as chilling as this hypothetical idea you're describing. Basically a frustrated writer wills his fictional girlfriend into existence and if things start not going his way he just writes into his story to make her more obedient to him. But because it is from the Little Miss Sunshine people, it is instead mostly framed as an "ain't this weird and quirky" indie romcom. If that script would've waited ten years people making it now would recognize how deeply fucked up the idea can be, no matter if you casted Dano or a larger man to resemble SSG and made direct references to games & cartoons. Today, that script would be an Kafkaesque, Beau/Futaba is Afraid nightmare movie from the character's perspective confused and scared of what's happening to them.

[@seagaulle]

He looks like an older version of this kid who got kicked out of my friends Nazi Germany history class for saying he had to use the poopenfarten instead of the bathroom.

[@jakejanssen4319]

Poopenfarten is S tier lol

[@SamsarasArt]

Omg 😂

[@thespacebat]

Pokemon has tons of attractive adult characters and for some reason Pokemon fans simp for minors and animals.

[@russellgroenewoud9199]

Especially with that ONE professor with the swimsuit. She's really cute. I swear, the adult characters do look hot, I will admit.

[@manuelrodriguez2084]

😂 s*hiet I actually chuckled a bit!💯💀

[@UltraGod9000]

​@@russellgroenewoud9199you mean Professor Ivy?

[@TheDooOver-ee9gf]

@@UltraGod9000They definitely mean Professor Ivy.

[@zetsumeilifey]

this guy is a prime example of what i like to call "mayonnaise american." he looks like an over-filled water baby see also: donovan mayo

[@rantsaremything7066]

@@zetsumeilifey as an American we do not claim him.

[@seagaulle]

I knew a guy who looked like this, he stood REALLY uncomfortably close to me in line once like he was trying to sniff my hair and look over at my phone. He was also kicked out of his Nazi Germany history class for calling the toilet a poopenfarten. I haven’t seen him since.

[@InVinoVeratas]

Mayonnaise magician 🎩 🥚 Watch him make this Mayo dissappear 🕳

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

He looks like that Australian statue of what humans would have to look like in order to survive a car crash.

[@angrywaffle427]

​@@seagaulle the poopenfartens a good joke tho 😔

[@Watanga10]

I'm surprised you didn't include it, but when he talks about Futaba he compares her looks to the Splatoon squid girl. Another kid.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Isn't Futaba the girl who's sadly 4chan'a mascot? The green haired girl.

[@Duncaster]

@@shirleymaemattthews4862no that’s Yotsuba

[@meme_aids]

Just started the video, but if you're talking about Futaba from persona, I mean, yea, she does look like an inkling. They're both kids, though. Don't tell me the context is what I think it is. Edit: yep, it's exactly as bad as I thought.

[@pokemongo-up3rq]

I can't get behind Rosalina because she's not the size of an average human mother.

[@RaineErasmusWalker]

I'd pay to see him fight Chris-Chan

[@oneghost1257]

The man is like, you remember those Spiderman figures that would grow if you soaked them in water? He's one of those except instead of an unlicensed Spiderman it's Jontron circa 2011

[@snooganslestat2030]

Love the specific insult. 😂

[@BababaZeal]

aw man you did not have to do jontron like that

[@dracomalfoyvevo]

Ah man if only DeadwingDork was real. The things I would do 🥴

[@Duncaster]

We could go on user related adventures together if he was real in real life

[@sweetvanillagf]

I would treat him well!! and stuff

[@kematch935]

Meanwhile, SegaSonicGamer needs to take his early medication, XD

[@InVinoVeratas]

Would you guys make Deadwing Dork your Waifu, in real life, if he were real?

[@sweetvanillagf]

@@InVinoVeratas yes in real life!! we’d go on dates and I’d talk to him.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

SSG is built like he's the pre-evolved form of that hypothetical guy with a body shape that can survive a car crash without a seatbelt. Dude's the Project: Graham Prototype!

[@LobotomyTC]

Holy shit you're right.

[@snooganslestat2030]

He may survive but any passengers are fkd having him bounce around like a xxl pinball.

[@carl-wheezer]

I already know this is going to be a good one based on that glorious thumbnail alone

[@genoman3]

He keeps mentioning how he would like to go on adventures with these girls as if he was the one that was sent to those video game/anime worlds... but that contradicts his list of wanting THEM to come to OUR world.

[@mr.vidjagamez9896]

"Adventures", as in traveling with them to distant places, like Wendys and GameStop.

[@snooganslestat2030]

😂

[@The_Devils_reject]

Looks like Adulthood hasn't been kind to Jimmy Hopkins.

[@American-Zero]

...you mean that's NOT Bobby Hill?

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

Jimmy Hopkins isnt reacting well to the LA air but hes ready to play some video games!!!

[@Voyeurrrr]

I just know this dude has insane rtard strength

[@sillyman357]

peanud budder

[@scholartheterminator94]

You Didn’t Have To Say That

[@BababaZeal]

@@scholartheterminator94 let em speak their truth

[@Dokify]

I am man enough to admit this. Toph was prob the first character I had a crush on when watching avatar. The only difference was I was 10 when I watched avatar.

[@bobsempletank5362]

Toph, who is like thirteen, Misty, who is like twelve, and Amy Rose, who is like thirteen as well. This is pretty disconcerting seeing as we know from his own admission that he seems to have an online social network primarily comprised of children on VRchat.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

The Amy one gets worse if you're talking comic continuity. Where she's an eight year-old who magically upped her age.

[@bobsempletank5362]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Dear god

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

@@bobsempletank5362 You're one off on Amy, btw. Her official age is 12.

[@bobsempletank5362]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 DEAR GOD

[@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943]

He was probably like 13 when he decided that and never got over it.

[@sibren9874]

the phrase "real in real life" is going to give me a conniption

[@princessolmeca2933]

And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically And basically

[@Watanga10]

And basically I'll treat her well and basically I'll show her a good time

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

We sure this guy's not related to Ross?

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course Of course

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

And so in conclusion

[@lauramaue]

The crazy thing about Toph is that she has a canon, adult incarnation he could've picked. (Though she is a cop, granted. Maybe just don't have Toph on this list at all.)

[@Vassileva85]

Misty deserves nothing after how she treated Caterpie

[@bluevines1303]

But bugs are amongst the most disgusting things in the world

[@SprinkledFox]

Real

[@UltraGod9000]

Real

[@gavinopolis]

There are often days where I think that life is terrible, everything sucks, and things aren't getting any better... but then I find videos like this and come to the eye opening realization... things could be worse... A **LOT** worse.

[@SpiltMySquash]

Been there, brother. Just keep working on bettering yourself in any way you can and it'll work out

[@Cutieapplepie123]

Hey SSG, I hear you like em young...

[@notveryintelligent6239]

They better not put you in cell block 1

[@Schizsosa]

He played push ups in the vid about the kids in vr chat so im not surprised lmao 😭

[@Quaxo21]

AAA MIIINNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

[@Flinch9000]

@@notveryintelligent6239To any b*tch that talk to ‘em and they in love… JUST MAKE SURE YOU HIDE YOUR LITTLE SISTER FROM ‘EM

[@zombiesalmon4997]

I like how his head is so saggy that it looks like he has 2% of forehead which makes him squint constantly

[@somerando8617]

Bro considers a 10 year old competition for his underage waifu 💀

[@PeruvianPotato]

Reminds me of this one dude who is a "fan" of this one isekai anime who's unironically beefing with the 16 year old MC for his 14 year old waifu (no I'm not joking)

[@MFK7013]

@@PeruvianPotatowho-

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@MFK7013 Oh boy so what I was referring to was this one guy on the KZbin who frequently commented on videos in relation to this one anime called KonoSuba. Now while the show is comedy, the recent 3rd season had ton of romantic elements, especially between the protagonist and one of his party members. As seen by my other, the dude was quite obsessed over her and kept treating the MC as if he were a homewrecker getting his GF to cheat on him but is quite easy to troll by bringing up what the two later do in the Light Novel.

[@GangsterInternet]

That "looks like a GTA IV NPC" was so insanely spot on holy hell

[@asurlybarber3620]

This is one bizarre looking individual, like something out of the Star Wars cantina scene.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Picking Rukia is like going out of your way to eat vanilla pudding at a top steak restaurant. Bleach women are insanely top tier.

[@JustinRamsey-g7t]

Like harribel or yoruichi

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

​@@JustinRamsey-g7t I will forever simp Rangiku.

[@JustinRamsey-g7t]

@@TheAlmightyLoli fair enough

[@logoncal3001]

Harribel may be an undead monster, but she's a beautiful undead monster.

[@PENT1UM]

Why did he picked the one who built like a 14 yo?

[@PlanetZoidstar]

It's like his maturity level peaked at *12* and he just stopped.

[@creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049]

I mean theres a word for that, autism

[@Ads-yw1wr]

i'm glad he specifies that he'd treat them nice and show them a good time, really gotta make sure we know he's not gonna put them through the meat grinder™

[@snooganslestat2030]

🤣

[@PeruvianPotato]

7:50 To give my own two cents, I feel like many lolcows are also Sonic fans due to most of them growing up with the games and thus never mentally mature past the age of 11, the anthro designs of the characters, themselves projecting themselves into Sonic being liked by everyone else as well as the series tending to have bright colors. I'm 100% sure there's more to this though.

[@ezraf.7759]

The super intense spongebob fans are like that too except most of those designs are far less human-like and you dont really hear about people constantly lewding Sandy Cheeks or Mrs Puff. There's alot of good in the first 3 or so seasons but I cant fathom going through 15 years of life watching *literally nothing else* Life is genuinely too short to never branch out

[@TomSig]

@@ezraf.7759If you don’t think there isn’t a lot of rule 34 of Sandy Cheeks you clearly haven’t been on the internet for too long

[@TheBrickWhisperer]

@@TomSig but people dont obsess over her like people do Amy or Rouge

[@claudiomatheus8141]

If ssg is Sonic fan , then the list of waifus could be just Sonic girls characters , But This guy have sick love for Rosaline , misty and toph , What means he is not only Sonic fan....

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@claudiomatheus8141 Several Sonic characters are in his Honorable Mentions lmao

[@Stormeris]

My waifu tierlist: My wife. That's the list.

[@littlegiantj8761]

Tommy Wiseau's waifu list: 1. The Room 2. The Room 3. The Room 4. The Room 5. The Room. 6. The Room 7. The Room 8. The Room 9. Lisa. 10. The Room.

[@Fryman217]

But would you treat her well and show her a good time?

[@Stormeris]

@@Fryman217 Damn right i do.

[@Theevil6ify]

My wifui tier list: Number 10, your wife. If your wife were real, I'd treat her right and show her a good time and stuff, basically

[@seagaulle]

Based on

[@numynum]

it will forever astonish me that as someone who is also a certified loser dork weeb with waifus and the ability to create fanfiction about them I somehow SOMEHOW came out more normal than these users honestly inspiring

[@MyLeg_Fred]

More power to ya, go ahead and be weird. Everyone has a weird side and Im sure its not incriminating so go nuts lmao

[@numynum]

@@MyLeg_Fred thank you! And for sure,so long as you're decently self aware that this might be weird to some people do whatever, at least that's the mentality I have lmao

[@yosh9192]

I just realized what this guy reminds me of, he looks almost exactly like the dent-headed giants from Black Baby.

[@magistrmaestro2845]

Yeah and he's the burger Andy model

[@meme_aids]

SSG is the key...

[@Duncaster]

Woah black baby

[@zepherscotty]

This dude is such a throwback. I oddly love these types of channels where you can tell they are tards. But keep him 2 miles away from Schools.

[@tjmauser6954]

i love how he was more defensive about rosalina (an adult) then misty

[@waldothewalrus2087]

Dude looks like those artists depictions of cavemen but if they shaved him.

[@MA5T3Rification]

"I would go on adventures" When does he go on adventures now...

[@MyLeg_Fred]

To mcdonalds I assume

[@besta59321]

Why is it always the sonic fans man 😭😭😭

[@PeruvianPotato]

There's a reason why Mario is nowadays a cultural icon in Japan while Sonic is pretty much on life support there

[@StephonZeno]

Well, think about it. Going of the games, Sonic is epitome of "cool". He's portrayed as rebellious, handsome, athletic, heroic, charismatic, smarter than he looks, and has tons of friends who constantly rely on him and girls who want him. Now look at the fanboys who are the exact opposite.

[@claudiomatheus8141]

Ehh... This is guy is also obssessed with Rosaline and misty? This means he is also Mario and pokemon fan..

[@UltraGod9000]

It's not just the fans One of the actors from Paramount's Sonic movies wrote a support letter to a Pedophile

[@LeafSouls]

@@UltraGod9000 i think this is a western issue not a sonic one, i don't think the Japanese are like this

[@carl-wheezer]

He looks like a reversed Tyler1

[@Phoebe5448]

He looks like White Bowser in three years

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Eh..I think he's more closer to XQC, the anime girl fetish is a dead giveaway

[@InVinoVeratas]

So a Tyler-1

[@carl-wheezer]

@@InVinoVeratas Lmao I'm going to call him that from now on

[@carl-wheezer]

@@Phoebe5448 I guess he didn't have the good genes

[@drstorm44]

SSG and Brandon the Brony Pony should collab on an isekai project together where they have the ultimate duel to determine which man pushing his 30's will win the affection of all the Persona 5 girls.

[@kinefish1674]

I think the saddest part about this is that the internet has allowed people like this to be seen, and they can make stuff like this without realizing how creepy or disgusting it really is, watching people like ssg and Jupiter online just really makes me sad.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

My homie with an extra chromie, why would you share something like this.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

Can’t take Android 21 because of his friend. Can’t take Chilai because of Broly. I’ll take Kale who may or may not be in a relationship with Kefla! He can’t even follow his own rules.

[@anordinaryfellow2832]

Caulifla*

[@GameAlicornLuna]

@@anordinaryfellow2832 Right. My mistake.

[@captainbeatdown6254]

Havent watched ya in years i come back, and you've given a pure gem of a character.

[@Fryman217]

He looks like an ogryn preset you can create in wh40k darktide

[@goobman3590]

If Chucky from rugrats grew up to be a discord mod

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

I thought he looked more like those two twins in the suspenders.

[@JTread2003]

Come on don’t do Chucky like that lmao

[@dannydamnmendez]

Ay put some respect on the lil homie Finster 😤 besides he looks more like if Tommy was born with birth defects

[@StephonZeno]

I really don't get the Pokemon community. So many lovely adult "waifus" in the Pokemon franchise, and they lust after the children. Misty has a canonically older version in gen 5, yet so many Pokemon fans sexualize the younger, 11 year old one.

[@slashinatorz1961]

Yeah & it's not like the kids resemble adults, the whole artstyle ages everyone down. I've always been an advocate for not infantilizing mature teens like Momo Yaoyorozu, Komi, or Shikimori but at least draw the line for when they look like full blown kids.

[@KzintiCV]

"I would consider her as a waifu." She would not consider you.

[@Snomwithaknife420]

This creatures face… it scares me

[@notveryintelligent6239]

He looks like an ai video

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

very disturbing

[@Rexorazor]

Non of these hotties will find him as a potential mate.

[@DNinja]

I wish deadwing was real in real life

[@shipper-of-heart8898]

‘Basically I want these headstrong and independent teenage/preteen girls to be soft uwu waifus for me that I’d treat right and show a good time’ -a 29 year old man who yells at children on VRchat

[@R3TR0--93]

I hope MeatCanyon makes a animated parody of this guy

[@littlegiantj8761]

Needs to be a reference to Buffalo Bill

[@JohnSkao]

​@@littlegiantj8761it puts the lotion on its skin or else gets the hose again

[@InVinoVeratas]

This guy is way too irrelevant.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

​@@littlegiantj8761So he skins anime girls and wear their flesh???

[@littlegiantj8761]

@@shirleymaemattthews4862 "it rubs the lotion on its skin" scene is what kost people are going to think of

[@lemonmelon1883]

This started out funny and then got worse and worse as it went on, holy shit.

[@FrostyMantleM]

When I was watching this video, the negative space in the clouds formed a heart. How romantic!

[@ChiefsterBriefster]

I can't remember the last time I got this much second hand embarassment from watching a video