Dealing With Airport Security

[@notsogoodcheese1092]

My brain when my luggage is going through the scanners “what If I accidentally packed a gun or bomb 😳”

[@DeductedSpy]

Nice stolen joke, pal

[@targamichell3496]

Or if those dog start sniffing you..... I.... Have.... Cocaine..... Somewhere

[@zoosandwapes]

whoops, i think i'm gonna commit manslaughter and homicide today

[@OakDev]

Yeah I once accidentally brought a pack of matches onto an international flight but neither the American or German TSA saw it so I'm glad I didn't get thrown in jail

[@echsemia]

same

[@yeettheheat2684]

Bag: "beeping" TSA guy: what is that? Talentless: Nintendo TSA guy: oh OK just leave it in the bag

[@NoirEmperor18]

Yeah. The tsa in Greece is super chill. When i first went by plane i had i huge bag on my back and the tsa just let me pass.

[@axolotl6691]

3:48

[@axolotl6691]

3:5

[@axolotl6691]

3:46

[@kumagu1998]

WEE

[@iam_stupid6930]

America - TheTalentlesswriter Greese - TheTolentlesswriter Its that simple

[@ManolisTheKing]

greece*

[@iam_stupid6930]

Ik but i don’t wanna edit i want to keep the heart :(

[@MessiMagic5000]

@@iam_stupid6930 yeah keep it hearts are gud

[@captainobvious2705]

Btw it’s Greece 🇬🇷

[@captainobvious2705]

@87kadn that’s very offensive I’m from Greece 😂

[@Joel-Haver]

people being happy and calm = Europe moment

[@12345marios]

Ay a youtuber comment with no likes? let me fix that.

[@themothk1ng]

not America moment

[@vanessar3]

LMFAOOO “how would hitler pronounce it?”

[@samgarcia3329]

Limvaooo!

[@herman007bond2]

Laaaaaaaaaamaaaao

[@lourdthebluefoxie]

Lolam

[@okok-sk2zq]

HAHAHAAHHA

[@TherealDjokson]

ACHTUNG

[@theobettscosgrove9831]

3:47 *s p o i d e r m a h n*

[@JBsAdventures]

uGh i WaS iNfRonT oF hIm

[@doggydog91goated36]

Pewdiepie commented on my video

[@gnimag]

wait wtf your here??

[@Quin10Animates]

@@doggydog91goated36 no he didn’t

[@912-pizza4]

Omg

[@lennoni_]

Ayyy love ur stuff dude didn’t know u watched the same stuff as me lol

[@migacmagic6675]

3:58 "I might as well tell him I'm looking for my *SEINUVASVEV* "

[@richardtaveras3642]

Me: Gets up to go get some fresh air Everyone in the plane: 👁👄👁

[@prod._bartholomew]

✋😂👌

[@Mr_ice51]

Your pfp fits

[@lourdthebluefoxie]

Ha

[@raishauntanner4206]

What that mean

[@breezy.14]

😐😐😐

[@maxizcool2867]

3:22 killed me for some reason lol

[@Amir_avi]

Fr 💀

[@Gonzo4968]

Same

[@SupremeLeaderyt]

I died of laughter at 3:58

[@Zacchaem]

whats so funny about nintendo ds?

[@SupremeLeaderyt]

@@Zacchaem not about ds about the demonic voices

[@Maxtis_]

Me too

[@SupremeLeaderyt]

@Julio Rodriguez that's not how r/whoosh work bud

[@brndnthedragon656]

@@SupremeLeaderyt damn i haven't seen a r/woosh in a long ass time

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

You were worried about offending the Greeks with your story but judging by the comments, they loved this video!

[@unknownseizure]

I caused problems at the airport by bringing too much cereal onto the plane. When the security asked me why I was doing that I told them *Eat your cereal*

[@AIexKilin]

Omg as a Greek person I can 100% agree. I have a cousin that comes to Greece every summer and when we order food we do it in English and for gods sake nearly no one in Greece is good with English. I’d say I’m quite decent but I can’t really judge my skills based on anyone else’s.

[@GreenMarkoulis13]

According to EPI, Greece is considered to have a high level of English present in the country.

[@blossumgang1357]

Dude that “you fucking nazi” joke made me laugh so hard. Your channel is so underrated dude

[@Navernous]

“If there was a word in English, just think to yourself, how would Adolf Hitler pronounce it?”

[@ChildEater84874]

Bro I sounded like a donkey when I laughed at that

[@CruzShip69]

@@ChildEater84874same

[@darkone3375]

I'm in the Midwest section of the US, and currently work at an Arby's. I had somebody with a heavy Greek accent order a gyro once and it just completed my whole day.

[@Maxpower-kc2mm]

Did they call it girow

[@vinny.montgomery]

a greek person ordering a gyro perfect

[@Pedro-pq1sg]

This dude is mad funny, are we still eating our cereal doe?

[@OzZVidz]

Yes.

[@cum4341]

Yes

[@alonsogonzalez110]

Yes we are

[@Gamingwithgabe]

Yessir

[@pekipo8010]

Indeed we are

[@marvinventura6483]

4:11 Uh..UH…. *n i n t e n d o*

[@grekusPotatus]

To all of you that you aren't greek let me clarify you something. The weird thing about our accent is that we pronounce all the letters of a word and in some cases we skip some. We don't change our tone of voice and we don't pronounce single letter for long duration of time.

[@NoirEmperor18]

Or we may want to pronounce a word like english pronounce words and in the end we are saying the word in a weird accent and may skip some letters and tones.

[@kinley.-.]

Your channel was recently recommended to me because i watch a lot of other animation KZbinrs and BOY LET ME TELL YOU. i think you’re the funniest one I’ve seen without a doubt. It’s a tight race between you and brewstew

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Thank you so much! BrewStew is definitely better though, he was my inspiration to make this channel

[@kinley.-.]

@@TheTalentlessWriter you definitely give off the same vibe as him, but you’ve still got your own style. Keep up the great work, can’t wait to see where you go with the channel! If I’m being honest you guys are inspiring me to try animation, any tips if you’re willing? (〃ω〃)

[@greuropeanunion5641]

When a greek holds a frape you know its serious

[@countgrishnackh73]

Χαχαχαχα

[@mathewkavvousanaki6734]

Είναι τόσο αλήθεια 😂

[@jimisv5215]

πάντα κρατάμε φραπέ οπότε πάντα είμαστε σοβαροί xD

[@deceptic17]

Ah!A Greek person

[@T_R_E_]

I am from Greece

[@mrblueskiii575]

3:14 got me dying

[@billypps6449]

The funniest video on KZbin Especially the part where the Greek people pronouncing things wrong Love from greece🇬🇷

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

Now I want a sveet bruhnie

[@Daigorou-xp1bj]

A sleeping brony? Make sure to jell it in its sleep

[@frootypatooty6181]

0:36 The feeling of when you've paid for everything at a store, but you're next to one of those anti-theft scanners with security near by.

[@itstrooper4950]

I am greek and I can confirm that the police guys are cool af. I was traveling one time and because I was underage they didn't even let me into the security scan thingy (but I went anyways cause I thought it was cool). Also we have Goodys here but not a lot of people go there cause we all eat gyros. Also we call xbox as x and box together.

[@nikolasioakimidis3003]

Goodies got shutdown in Greece

[@itstrooper4950]

@@nikolasioakimidis3003 really idk that

[@mess305]

@@nikolasioakimidis3003 and pizza hut

[@ody401]

@@nikolasioakimidis3003 r u sure there is one right in front of my house, seems pretty open to me

[@nikolasioakimidis3003]

@@ody401 Are you sure its not a Burger house? Where do you live?

[@petrosstefanidis6396]

Great video! As a greek I can totally imagine what you are describing. I have to say that the american perspective, how you see us, is hilarious! Keep it up man.

[@Veriox22]

*This video is humbly sponsored by Goody's*

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lmao

[@creepypastaexplained4945]

@@TheTalentlessWriter Eat your cereal

[@jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430]

Way better than McDonald yes

[@jimisv5215]

ΕΤΣΙΙΙ GOODYS ΓΙΑ ΠΑΝΤΑΑ

[@smuglife64gaming21]

Lmao

[@vos418]

I've been living in Greece for as long I can remember and this video was like the best description of the place here.

[@manosvantarakis1044]

Im from Greece and I can confirm that we speak exactly that way.

[@jimisv5215]

ΖΙΑΤΙ ΤΟ ΛΕΣ ΑΥΤΟΝ ΡΕΕ?

[@noemiochoa6732]

Like hitler

[@vanshanahan4950]

When I went to Greece all the people were relaxed and laidback. One dude was so laidback he drove his moped in the hotel lobby, to the elevator, and to his room door. The desk receptionist just looked at him only to return his gaze to us.

[@Alex-vt6fw]

I'm greek I can't stop laughing XD

[@okok-sk2zq]

Lol

[@mashood3402]

Επίσης XD, καλύτερες φάσεις για εμενα: 3:20 3:55

[@NoirEmperor18]

Me too. This was so accurate and funny video

[@HFox_guy]

Lol me too

[@adoptedrobot]

Dude as a greek guy, I can approve literally EVERYTHING he said, I laughed so hard

[@loucas1902]

As a Greek this is so god damn funny

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

Dude the way you say coffee and other words with the ah or au sound is beautiful

[@hunneylipps]

When I saw the notification I knew I had to stop what I was doing and click on this video lol 😂😁

[@AmateurDomin8r]

Yup

[@Aimilia1984]

My all time favorite orders (greek here) are "a harburger" or an "expresso"

[@familygash7500]

As someone who regularly visits Greece I can confirm that what he said about Greek airport security and the accents/dialects is true.

[@hijack9802]

I’m English and one time going through security and we got stopped and my heart dropped but then the guy there was making jokes and we found out that it was a random check that they were doing, super chill guy. I love airport security

[@marymanikis46]

sooooo true! I was trying to explain to someone in Greece what a clown is... and I know they use the same word... so I just kept saying Clown with and American accent ... they had no idea what i was talking about ... then I asked my husband who was a native speaker to explain to them ... he said clown with a greek accent and then they understood .......... unbelievable

[@appleboy5878]

I kind of like the text that appears when someone says someone in a heavy german accent.

[@romzimus893]

1:59 smoothest animation with his hands

[@Hearshotkid_2113]

Dude, that reverse speech shit was hilarious!

[@SomeWeirdYoutuber]

And it was nintendo ds în reverse

[@OakDev]

Sounds more like a Russian accent than A German one

[@Hoodrowwilson...]

He probably did that so he could include the "how would Adolf hitler pronounce it" joke

[@CesarMorales-wv4ks]

I'm trying to do a Scottish accent and when I really get into it sounds like I'm German and do they make a joke to myself why do I sound so German

[@gaucovka4537]

Comrade stalin dont know if he needs to be mad or happy.

[@hannahboebanna]

i have learned a valuable lesson today. thankyou.

[@spyrosgermenis_]

The situation you had trying to get a brownie, i had the same problem trying to order a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds...took them a straight 2 minutes till i had to point at the menu for them to understand what I wanted, but hey still proud to be greek 🇬🇷

[@ashantycarrosco5027]

I agree, when my cousin wanted to fly to America from Mexico, he said that they were so strict

[@mankirt9911]

The last time I was this early was never

[@BigRobChicagoPL]

Most chilliest tsa for me was BNA Nashville. Literally you keep everything in your bag all electronics and all. Only thing I had to do was take my shoes off. Super calm and nice ppl too. Meanwhile I'm from Chicago and anytime you flying outta ORD you getting YELLED AT by these zero chill tsa ppl

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Nashville airport is 100% the nicest airport ever. I asked the TSA guy a question and he said “that’s a good question” and nicely gave me an answer. If I asked a question at any other airport they would pistol whip me in the face

[@FierceOfficial]

Use this as a “He definitely deserves more then A million subs” button

[@kostas-gr173]

I m from Greece 🇬🇷. And I loved your video. And yes the most people in my country speak English weird but it's funny even for us. You really make me laugh.

[@ΚωνσταντίνοςΣκουρτσίδης]

As a greek i can verify that the pronunciation part is 110% true

[@tiredcreator0204]

How do you pronounce eat your cereal

[@ΚωνσταντίνοςΣκουρτσίδης]

@@tiredcreator0204 normally xD

[@jimisv5215]

ΖΙΑΤΙ ΤΟΙ ΛΕΣ ΑΥΤΟΝ ΡΕ?

[@NoirEmperor18]

Αυτό. Είναι τόσο αληθινό αυτό το βίντεο που σε κάνει να αμφιβάλλεις λίγο για το πώς λες κάποιες αγγλικές λέξεις εσύ ο ίδιος.

[@pacomatic9833]

I put this in my "Imma gonna need this thing" playlist

[@awesomelolas4421]

when you said coffie you sound like a new yorker

[@NoirEmperor18]

If you ask in greece to get a coffee. First of all, noone will understand you and secondly if you say in greek θέλω έναν καφέ you will have to choose from a variety of coffees what coffee you would like to drink (ps everything will mostly be written in greek so good luck figuring out what coffee you would like to drink.

[@bhagatveersingh8635]

This offends me

[@bhagatveersingh8635]

Don't know why

[@imortallicecream7595]

He is

[@claysoggyfries]

Went through TSA yesterday. It wasn’t as bad but it’s how people describe it

[@ΤζένγκιςΧάαν]

Ελλάδα ρεεεεε!!!!!

[@grekusPotatus]

Αίμα ή πατρίδα πως το έλεγε;

[@mariosporoty4262]

Εεεπ δεν ειμαι ο μονος

[@Maxtis_]

Aχ ο sponder man

[@memeless6933]

Αεερααα !

[@NoirEmperor18]

@@Maxtis_ οι περισσότεροι παίζει να τον λένε άνθρωπο αράχνη ή να το λένε πολύ περίεργα όπως σπιντερμαν ή σπουντερμαν ή κάτι τέτοιο

[@bigtimeaorta]

accidentally tabbed out and had the video playing for like 1 min and didn't notice cuz this dude's voice is so calming

[@patrickstar1164]

Adolf Hitler in the video, demonetized xD

[@Spawnbigg]

You really deserve more subscribers

[@MoMagaleo]

I love your animation man, you mouth movement is smoother than mine

[@ProbNotCross]

As a greek I can confirm that every 50 year old in greece goes to the local restaurant daily and orders soublaki while watching a football match and screeming at the tv.

[@konz_17]

True

[@soyuznavy]

The problem is the airport

[@tigergaminggr8079]

I didn't know our pronunciation sounded like this to English speakers. When he said spoiderman I fucking died 😂😂

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

I only went to the airport twice once the second time was recent as well. As I was going to Washington i took my Xbox with me I had enough space in my backpack so I stuffed it in there. I threw my things in the bucket and my backpack on the scanner. They withheld my bag because they must've thought my Xbox was a bomb to be fair it was an electric box with a cluster of wires so it did look suspicious, when they inspected it through the x-ray one more time I straight told them, "You can look through it I promise you it's just an Xbox" they did and TSA looked at me while digging through and was like "So you're a gamer?"

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

that’s why you gotta have that TSA pre check

[@thanoskapralos3129]

I showed this to my brother (we are Greek) and we laughed our asses of, because it's so true!😂

[@NickBartzeliotis]

I’m Greek and I totally support you on this lol

[@Repl1ka404]

Im greek and when I see everyday things that we do and say in Greece from the outsider's side I LAUGH MY ASS OFF , Great video .

[@vmoonbeam6571]

I love the way you say coffee.

[@geolfc96]

That awkward moment when you are Greek but you know he is damn right about our prononciation xD

[@John-p9m2c]

man i love this guy

[@karthikiyer7678]

In India, they separate security lines by gender and I was only traveling with my mom, so I had no clue what to do and they kept telling what to do but they weren't speaking English lmao. So I just kinda awkwardly stood there until they did everything for me. They looked hella pissed too like "what is this dumbass doing" lol

[@goosegamer2347]

I enjoy going to the Starbucks and seeing all the shops while waiting. It isn't TOO bad honestly.

[@nikane_]

Omg as a Greek I can say this is hillarious XD bro please if you ever visit Greece again tell us! :D [Edit: thank you for the

[@countgrishnackh73]

yeah you have to do a vlog going to Greece btw i'm a greek too :D

[@nikane_]

@@countgrishnackh73 omg totally-

[@jakz1092]

This now my favorite KZbin channel, thank u

[@zazygaming6970]

Same thing with me, I live in Canada and was going to the states, I had edibles on me and forgot and when they found it they told me to either eat them or throw them out. There were 5 brownies and I ate all 5 and they said “have a fun flight” then when I landed in the states I got patted down for having a loonie on me because apparently it was a “device for malicious intent”

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

You ate 5 brownies??? You must have seen God during that flight

[@callanleaper7643]

I remember for 2 years straight the metal detectors always shown that there was something in my right shoulder. There never was

[@ΕΜΜΑΝΟΥΗΛΓΙΑΝΝΑΚΑΚΟΣ-ψ7γ]

Let me explain some things to the viewers from other countries. Goodys is like McDonald's with better quality. We also pronounce x'box. We stress x. Last its the first time i hear this word for browny

[@agent_meme2710]

2:25 That looks like a add BRAZZERS would do. And how the hands are mowing makes it sooo much worse. 😂

[@unknownname854]

I love playing on my *XBUX*

[@YTDeepshock]

I also like that, as well as my NEENTENTO and SPODERMAN on my PLEESTITSON

[@TayDotThe3Rd]

3:58 that part was mad funny 😂

[@ProBotGamming]

Talentlesswriter just wanted his brownie, but he got a sweet bronie...

[@professional.loser1]

OMG! This is soon funny! I'm new to your channel and can I just say, keep up the great quality my G.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Thank you!

[@n.k8557]

Every time I put my bag through security there is one stupid reason why it always gets stopped and it always pisses me off.

[@mouse_humanoidglasses-ii5yj]

what a splendid situation

[@protatoey9316]

Me wanting to flip over the pillow to the cold side, Everyone at the funeral: 👁👄👁

[@2KBlockBlind]

i love the fact that he is laughing at his own jokes when talking about greek accents

[@yvngdaniel1957]

I love sitting in chairs too

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Sitting in chairs is amazing

[@yvngdaniel1957]

Yooo you just made my day

[@Spyrofan35]

Have you tried a bed by any chance?

[@kelvin5184]

@@TheTalentlessWriter really amazing

[@TaxeV]

Dang did the same thing with my switch when I got to Athens airport too lol

[@bigdreamertone]

When his eyes turned red and shit started floating I was literally crying on the floor😭

[@NoirEmperor18]

This is so true. We greek people pronounce English words weirdly. Also most greek people don't know good English and maybe they dont know about some electronics because most of them are old school so they dont know much about technology.

[@CaptainSkeleton2004]

The metal in his chest was Tony Stark's heart

[@thespacedinos4037]

bruh I was literally dying when he said "NIN TINDOH" at 4:13

[@mexicansnorlax909]

2:17 I can say this is true. My mask fell off in jfk and I was putting my hoodie on. They yelled at me to put my mask on. They would have probably have shot me and my hoodie is I didn’t

[@ItsJustMeAlex]

I'm part greek and laughed my ass of when you said "how would adof hitler pronounce it"

[@fishingwithdom1657]

I pronounce it “Cawfee”

[@YSMALXD]

when i seen the brownie part it gave me flashbacks to when i was at taco bell and my mom said 2 tacos with only meat and shell and the girl said meat and cheese only

[@mitsostzortz5879]

Yoooo let's go greece🤣🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

[@CesarMorales-wv4ks]

You have an amazing profile picture

[@NoirEmperor18]

Yeah come and we will give you BRAOUNIOS. Trust me this is the most accurate way someone (mostly adults and the elderly) would say brownie in greece.

[@timagoj999]

This is hands down my favorite video

[@panospapkos]

Yeah here in greece we dont have the best of accents

[@kingdungeon4669]

This guy is the funniest thank god I subscribed