Dear Tumblr, Stealing is Bad

Someone straight up stole a turtle.
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[@thedarkbassist9508]

Lol shoplifted this Da Vinci original Money saved: $450 million

[@amayamena2324]

LMAOOOOO

[@bomheaur]

PROUD

[@shreksbrotherchicken1298]

Shop lifted a car saved so much money

[@jennifer-bw7fn]

Haha yeah I do that every time, just feel like a badass :)

[@srnabooz]

Lol shoplifted this University tuition Saved: about a garillion dollars

[@nerdoftheatre]

"Anti-shoplifters have the most bland personalities." Lifting isn't a personality trait, sweety, it's a year of jail-time.

[@silentnightingale613]

Tumblr: People who follow the law are fookin lame!

[@mynameisnotimportant7731]

They probably think going to jail's cool too. Tumblr is fucking cancer

[@iliketurtles5875]

Nerd of Theatre JAIL IS A PERSONALITY TRAIT! Lol I’m kidding

[@chomp4577]

I taste salt but I like it

[@mysterysunfurled]

they also treat it as just some quirky hobby, like blog writing or crafting lmao

[@CitrusClown]

These lifters mentalities- “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!” -Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls

[@bubbykins4864]

*proceeds to spam the "cop" and "mafia" buttons so there is practically nowhere anarcho-syndicalism can work*

[@waripolo1015]

That's how mafia works

[@alastorbutwithagun]

They stan Grunkle Stan

[@Eggspotatoes]

Alastor But With a Gun they don’t call him grunkle *stan* for nothing

[@pointlessdonkey6494]

The only shoplifter we like

[@imnogood5016]

I remember having to shoplift and sleep in train stations, man I'm glad to be where I am right now

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

Ur name says other wise

[@cactus.man_]

Assuming that you were only shoplifting things neccessary to live, there is a big difference between you and these people

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

@@cactus.man_ good point

[@lim3400]

i’m proud of you! it’s sucks so much having to live like that

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@cactus.man_ There’s a difference between stealing food to survive and stealing a shit ton of makeup because “I was so bored 😝😘”

[@whenbrainstopwork240]

Dear tumblr: pedophilia is NOT OK

[@maxischew514]

Don't you fuxking tell me it exists.

[@minhthuan5762]

@@maxischew514 sadly it exist

[@maxischew514]

Minh Thuận I’m going to blow something up soon.

[@spookster3384]

@@maxischew514 It exists....

[@spookster3384]

@@maxischew514 Tumblr HQ? I

[@calyopea5599]

when i was a kid i stole a single peppermint candy, and til this day i'm afraid someone is gonna recognise me

[@sejcai]

holy- are you that SICK criminal who stole that candy and impoverished trillions of people because of it? lock me up boys

[@sejcai]

guys I meant lock EM up boys but instead I said lock me up boys and now I am in jail can someone buy bail 😰

[@octovia2658]

@@sejcai lmaoo

[@Jojo_VeryEpic]

YES OFFICER, THIS POST RIGHT HERE

[@iamapieceofcandy]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@Emkito]

The fact that I had a friend (when she was around 12) who stole food because she had literally nothing to eat and she and her brother were starving (bad home) and the fact that she felt so wrong about doing it afterwards, this is just disgusting. She's doing better now though. She's got a job and I try to help her as much as I can

[@zekimse]

Hey, how are you guys now? I hope you're doing well. Stay safe.

[@Emkito]

@@zekimse She's managing well :) Her brother got married a few months ago too!

[@zekimse]

@@Emkito Thats so awesome! Good luck to them with their future adventures.

[@yorukaadams940]

Unrelated but I found kiku

[@kanyewestfan4758]

I hope your friend is doing well!

[@azzy__films]

I bet the “know your limits” kid thinks they’re like the mom friend. That they’re being so responsible and acting like a mom telling people how to behave.

[@HuxTheSergal]

Oh come on guys, shoplifting isn't cool Armed robbery is where it's at

[@edenshmeden]

Oh my god I love you

[@fredricknoe3114]

The Payday 2 fandom is super edgy my friend works at gamestop and he caught someone trying to steal a copy of Payday2 the big score so they probably wouldn't be very good at it and it was an empty case anyways.

[@akuma-5335]

AndrzejKucyg exaaactly

[@turkeymike6192]

Yeah

[@pearlchinasa1770]

AndrzejKucyg pewdiepie 4 president

[@Genesis-fs1dz]

I stole some gum when I was 5. I thought the government was after me

[@duchessnoor]

I thought the government was after me when I didn’t turn in some library books. I was 6. To this day, I never brought those books back and I have no idea what that library is doing now.

[@MJ-zx7hn]

@@duchessnoor I once forgot to bring a library book back. When I brought the book back, four years later, I had to pay $30 (the price of the book) and was then banned from the library.

[@he1882]

Took a ballon from a small hole I found in a ballon bag when I was 5. Was scared the shit out of my mind

[@anemone9325]

@@MJ-zx7hn Welp.... that sucks

[@MJ-zx7hn]

@@anemone9325 Yeah, luckily I didn't go to the library that often anyway. In fact, I only went to that library twice, once to get the book and once to return it.

[@Bunny-pb6dl]

As someone who actually has Kleptomania, this makes me mad. These people DONT HAVE IT. my highest "savings" ig was about $10 because I stole pins from hot topic. those pins i stole? my least favorite. The ones i bought are the ones I wanted. How do I know i wanted them? I PAID FOR THEM. I still have to force myself to not swipe em. I cant o in hottopic alone because if i do, I'll regret it. I am not proud about this. these people are just thieves

[@ericamaese5340]

I know they have no excuse to do what they do.

[@chiaraj1003]

I hope you'll get rid of your Kleptomania soon, and don't feel bad about you having it!

[@dx.feelgood5825]

Right?? I don't have klepto, I'm just impulsive as fuck and struggle hard to control it, and it's SO difficult forcing yourself to resist a sudden urge to grab something and hide it and walk out. It's so difficult and it makes you feel so awful

[@spookytoad]

bro the turtle in the first one just makes me sad. from my experience, people don't treat turtles like living beings at all. its so sad. I actually have a pet turtle named John and looks kinda like the one in the picture

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

My dad found a small wild turtle and took it home. Its name was J.C after the park he found it in. He also had a beta fish. He would let the turtle swim with the fish, but had a dry bowl for it. One time on vacation J.C had attacked the fish. It died. Later it seemed depressed so my dad gave it away.

[@RobinParravel]

I know that I'm a year late, but can you pet John for me and tell him that he's amazing?

[@Gigafuckass]

@@RobinParravel i also know i'm late but can you do the same?

[@1337m4n]

9:44 "STOP HARASSING THE TUMBLR SHOPLIFTING COMMUNITY" No.

[@spongebobsquarepants9622]

Miamiala NO.

[@VANITREE]

@@spongebobsquarepants9622 *no*

[@dvffYT]

No.

[@mariafausti3128]

No, I don’t think I will

[@teresedaigle7336]

Here's a tip to steal. *DON'T*

[@high.with.knives]

Im still thinking of how tf that first person stole the turtle like what

[@gryphoneagleeye9269]

I feel bad for the turtle. I wonder if this person even knew how to take proper care of it.

[@SilverDOMO192837]

It's kinda impressive, it isn't right, but still impressive

[@goldenapple3952]

@@SilverDOMO192837 ıkr i was kind impressed

[@2freetz]

Its seen some shit mannn

[@kayleecaca]

@@gryphoneagleeye9269 idk, by the way they were holding it I dont think they know how to properly care for a turtle, like she said in the video they're holding it like an object..

[@rebekkateppola1754]

This reminds me of something that happened to me 5 years ago when I was 12. I missed my bus after school and I had to wait few hours till next bus but I was so hungry. I didn't have any money with me so I stole a sandwich and ate it in the store bathroom. I felt so bad about it that I had actually nightmares that the store would close because I didn't pay for that. So after a week I went back there with money and told the shopkeeper what I did and offered to pay for it. I didn't get in any trouble he just said that I shouldn't do it anymore and that it was good that I confessed.

[@missgalaxia14]

That turtle could’ve gone to a good home that could’ve given him everything he needed to thrive… But no, they were just an object that were “liftable”

[@gabyperez9502]

Dear tumblr and “edgy” teen girls , shoplifting isn’t a personality and isn’t cute

[@eggwaffle8496]

So the edgy teenage boys dont get a lecture?

[@roxanah2414]

Ø Egg Waffle Ø tumblr mainly has a teenage girl audience

[@roxanah2414]

Ø Egg Waffle Ø mate I’m just saying tumblr is notorious for having edgy teenage girls

[@yeahyeah4001]

wHaT aM i lIkE!!1111!!11?//// UwU -nIcE -FuNnY -eDgY aNd mY bEsT personality tRaIt OwO *shoplifter*

[@idontlikemybrother1]

WHAAAAA omg i didnt know shoplifting was bad???? thank u, enlightened traveller for giving me that knowledge

[@pugz9856]

dear tumblr, bad things are not good

[@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching]

Tumblr: *"What does bad mean?"*

[@fredricknoe3114]

Tumblr is bad so dear Tumblr Tumblr is bad.

[@ChocolateWhispersx]

Tumblr: Bad and good are subjective therefore it's only bad if we decide it's bad.

[@bubbykins4864]

@@ChocolateWhispersx Dear Tumblr, you may not think you decided you're bad, but you did.

[@a.c.1515]

so who determines what's bad?

[@amogus5902]

these people are all over tik tok too. and they use the excuse iF iTs A cHaIn iTs fREe rEiN

[@fronkee666]

Exactly, because $20 wouldnt mean anything to a chain. The general rule is to not take from small businesses. (I dont shop lift, I used to like a decade ago though)

[@rhysgrammling4531]

As for the turtle thing, my dad once stole a snake. In all fairness, the snake was being held by someone who was treating it really poorly (poor thing was blind in one eye and looked starved) but what he did was wrong. He should have confronted the store owner about the snake's condition. But he put it in his sleeves so he gets an A for creativity.

[@Melonhii]

What your dad did was wrong by law, not by morale

[@winglessbat]

your dad deserves heaven, if the shop owner was treating the poor thing so badly i really doubt it would have affected him if your dad told him to stop, stealing is good in a few cases like this, you dad saved a life.

[@cy-bernet-ix]

he did the right thing

[@aubreyh1930]

To all the people saying that he’s a hero and did the right thing he really didn’t. The store owner will continue to treat animals like this. The actual right thing to do would be to report the store so it could be invested, and if it was actually bad it would be shut down. Go for the roots not just the part of the plant you can see or else it’ll just come right back

[@winglessbat]

@@aubreyh1930 im sure the dad tried to report it, but oh surprise, police isn't so good in non-1-world countries so they probably just told him to stop bothering them, so kindly stfu, no one cares about your wrong opinion

[@Starrlet]

“But Judge, you don’t understand, I needed to post the makeup I stole to my tumblr page”

[@bluenightshadez3157]

"Ahh I see. You're free to go."

[@AshaSara]

@@bluenightshadez3157 *gavel tap*

[@bluenightshadez3157]

@@AshaSara *Followed by an uwu from the judge*

[@bubbykins4864]

Glorious Slavic Jury: SEND HER TO GULAG! Other Juries: You know, sending them to a labor camp seems like a good idea. Glorious Juries: SEND HER TO THE GULAG! Tumbliftr: *gets dragged all the way to Siberia*

[@magtism5738]

I don't even think they stole them. The items usually look themed and they match. I feel like they took things out of their room and lied about stealing, so it looks "aesthetic"

[@anidiotsandwich5714]

Dear Tumblr, Stop it. Get some help

[@sunscreencactus1575]

underrated

[@deherg1]

This is chief, and I approve this message.

[@Winter4812]

Lil Shadow no

[@pstlgri6198]

I see this joke alot

[@wardend6692]

I miss old memes

[@cultbf]

imagine thinking stealing is a personality trait sorry can’t relate this was made by i actually pay for my shit gang

[@angelventurarojas338]

Yup

[@shushles]

this comment is underrated lmao

[@an-awful-disaster5989]

I am the type of person who only has one exception to stealing being bad, and that is literally if you are starving on the streets and need the food or money. If you steal just for fun then you deserve what’s coming to you.

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

Okay I have a huge tip for not getting caught! You see, you take what you what to the aisles and you exchange money for those things you're stealing! Works every time!

[@habermanmusic]

I tried it, It works!!! Finally I can *NEVER GET CAUGHT AGAIN* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@victor93532]

Brilliant

[@Some_Doggo]

CallMeFreakFujiko Pro tip for all early shoplifters! The item in question will 99% of the time have a tag on or around the item that will tell you how much you need to bribe the cashier to let you have it. Sometimes they will charge an extra bribe because the government says so, but what can you do?

[@Some_Doggo]

Garrett Fish If you see that, you’re in business, the cashiers are being slightly more lenient and will take smaller bribes in return for keeping quiet.

[@whiskurr9987]

This thread is gold hahhaa

[@forestlincoln761]

You know a good way to get away with “lifting”, bribe the cashier before you leave the store

[@iliketurtles5875]

Forest Lincoln Me: Can I get this for free? Cashier: No *hands cashier $50* Me: how about now?

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

@@iliketurtles5875 ma'am this item only costs £2.10

[@remington8617]

smooth brain

[@weezerboy6910]

@@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM *continues sliding 50 dollars* me: shh..

[@bubbykins4864]

Imagine telling thieves to spend money. *This meme brought by shopping without the lift steps gang*

[@doritodorito492]

So many people say they do this because they don't want to support big corporations, as if they can't just buy things from small businesses instead.

[@kenny_ki]

they're on tiktok now and they all have millions of views it pisses me off

[@coldbird6397]

You should do one one the side of tumbler that romanticizes stuff like metal illness, suicide and self harm.

[@singtalklaughli8999]

@Maor V. Yup, it's fucked up but it's there

[@singtalklaughli8999]

@Maor V. I saw tumblr posts that endorsed anorexia. Like there are literally people who tell other people on Tumblr to be anorexic

[@sox4prox]

My faith in humanity is gone

[@singtalklaughli8999]

@Maor V. Oops 😂 just wanted to put it out there, sorry lols 😂

[@soygato2722]

DoDa SpaceyThing You are really brave. Stay strong man.

[@furfrenzy4299]

I stole air. I steal it everyday and always get away with it. Get on my level lmao!

[@bizkit4lyfe]

Fur Frenzy r/comedycemetery

[@user-dm7xe4ty1y]

I’ve stolen more air then you lmao fight me

[@ghristophermyers666]

@@user-dm7xe4ty1y Bitch I stole more pollution into my b- *choking*

[@TaylorRhodesShay]

Aiden Niño r/ihavereddit

[@margaretflis3038]

“The first time I saw you you stole my heart” “But I’m a kleptomaniac so it doesn’t mean anything” “... *listen here you little shit”*

[@jimlahey2940]

You've commited a crime? Post it to social media so you can be caught more easily! GENIUS :-D

[@kayleecaca]

Everyone on tumblr acts as if stealing is an innocent hobby, like its equivalent to collecting rocks or somethin

[@helo9316]

Except rocks are free but shoplifting isn't

[@Mayo_enjoyer]

Lol even when I take rocks I feel like I’m gonna get into trouble

[@mythicallymoist9772]

Collecting rocks is a hobby?

[@Jensenrobinb]

Where I live collecting rocks is fucking illegal a!

[@n0longer]

@@mythicallymoist9772 Well, I used to collect Rocks once :'D I think it's kind of a hobby, if you count collecting stuff as a hobby :'D

[@pigosapresley9761]

can we just delete tumblr please

[@ohgodhehasairpodsin7116]

Brother

[@ryn8575]

Working on it

[@jixieishungry5077]

God is it gay to kiss yo hommies?

[@chihabgm7796]

@@ryn8575 OH MY GOD! GOD!!!!!!!! please send me to heaven. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a particularly good person, but I'm not bad either.

[@ryn8575]

Jixie is hungry Nah, they're just your homie

[@jakedoesyoutube]

Lemme guess, they think Killing People is just considered "A little rude"?

[@CopyTheVoidEntity]

Actually, considering there was a girl in one of Savantic's videos that called a serial killer 'sassy', yeah, they most certainly do.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

​@@CopyTheVoidEntityThat's exactly what I thought of too! Savantics has videos on people in love with serial killers and mass shooters, and they all completely disregard the fact that these people were mass murderers. It's disgusting.

[@eleanorcarpenter37]

For the turtle, she gonna have to shoplift a 100 gallon tank, platform, food, lighting, filter etc.. Red eared sliders are really space consuming

[@deherg1]

Plot twist: These are 10 year olds who didn't shoplift but just took these things from their mommy

[@iliketurtles5875]

billie miller or just stuff they already had and put them together

[@purplecat0000]

gotta borrow the turtle for a sec

[@unponderable8143]

Explains all the makeup

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Or they bought it and pretended they stole it

[@ZacMio]

I can't say I didn't take that delicious bag of marshmallows when I was 10

[@greenflavored]

Lmfao being a mild criminal is not a personality trait mate

[@pestosalad6509]

i love this comment lmao mild criminal

[@brendan9868]

“I’m Sharon, I’m 23 I love music and I’m a mild shoplifter”

[@number1spongebobfan]

i’m lia, i’m 26, i do mild coke, i really like drugstore brand makeup cause i can mildly steal them! my usual money saved for each haul is about $753.22

[@dododoodododoo3043]

Neither is having 6 subs and thinking your famous hun

[@perrollorando8351]

@@dododoodododoo3043 stealing is not a fun little hobby, dude.

[@dazedandconfusedd]

Ah shit I used to be in this community. Stealing was an addiction. I had to go to therapy to stop stealing. Shit can get dark

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

im glad that you recovered , stay strong bro.

[@folietm3332]

When I was 15 my family was going through a really rough patch, so I hadn’t had any money to buy food. I was on my way home after school and I had missed my bus (public bus) so I killed time and went into a CVS to cool off (it was summer and 100 degrees) and I was so hungry I hadn’t eaten since yesterday’s quick granola bar. I was just staring at this bagged muffin just sitting there with no employees or cameras and I wanted it so bad but I just couldn’t deal with the guilt of it so I tried to keep walking, I walked by that muffin 4 times before I forced myself to leave. You don’t need to shoplift for makeup or “save money” at lush.

[@SpiderPotterFan]

Oh, but there is a place for them to gather outside Tumblr JAIL

[@iliketurtles5875]

SpiderPotterFan yeah only if you get caught

[@revenant8824]

I am a strong believer in karma and I know one day, they'll get caught and the police finds their posts of their stolen goods and those fuckers get an actual punishment.

[@imbaby1103]

Nah man

[@helo9316]

@@revenant8824 people who don't believe in karma are retarded tho as it is also mentioned in science like newton's third law, its is not completely karma but basically karma

[@Humanresouces]

@@iliketurtles5875 we'll just make sure that they do get caught

[@lemonpie5280]

I feel guilty taking free stuff sometimes

[@slvsh77]

Mood. 👏

[@grumpiesttitan7930]

I feel guilty for taking free samples att ICA Maxi (Swedish Walmart)

[@simonj6801]

@@grumpiesttitan7930 YES! ICA!

[@hillbillyhorse9674]

Same

[@yukichan1630]

Same.

[@pastelbonnibel]

I've seen the "borrowing" side of TikTok, and every time I see something like that, they act like they're quirky and "badass."

[@drunkastronaut6927]

I mean...Ive shoplifted FOOD when I was HOMELESS and BROKE

[@bunearybusiness9402]

That's the only kind of stealing that is somewhat understandable, but stealing is still wrong and a sin. Of course, the way society destroys someones whole life who does something small is bad too, they should have some consequences, but then should be forgiven

[@TheFirstCurse1]

That's completely justifiable and understandable. You didn't do anything wrong. You did what you had to. Everyone should always prioritize life over money and property. I'm sorry that you had to go through that, but please don't blame yourself.

[@semimimina]

*> shoplift a store* *> get caught* *> “whoops keyboard ran across my cat* *> get out without any fines* *> like a boss*

[@semimimina]

sorry for the 4chan format

[@Nugcon]

Bruh relatable

[@ahhh8147]

I hate it when my keyboard runs across my cat

[@tranottrey]

That poor turtle he's been through alot #PrayForTurtle

[@shreksbrotherchicken1298]

F f f f f f f f f f

[@ComradeIskandr]

F

[@mikal9904]

UAVInbound f for 🅱️urtle

[@pearlchinasa1770]

UAVInbound f

[@tranottrey]

@@shreksbrotherchicken1298 F :[ That turtle was covered in titty sweat

[@izzymankind8413]

Love her or hate her, she’s spitting straight facts

[@1kwithnosubchallenge522]

Lol

[@Meggsie]

My store was literally shut down because of shoplifters. Thanks guys. Your little high cost me a really nice job that I actually loved. :/

[@hellogoditsmesatan7169]

Just shoplifted, better post it on Tumbler so that they can trace it back me me.

[@WickerMahn]

Backtraced and reported to the cyber police Consequences will never be the same

[@shellystiles6101]

Actually if they shoplifted from a mall there’s nothing anyone can do because most stores in the mall of the alarm thing goes if there’s nothing they can do besides let them walk away and call the mall cop to maybe find the person and bring the stuff back I know someone who works at forever 21 and they told me this

[@goodjobeli]

imagine seeing a post on tumblr of that and an exact description of what was stolen from a store and it matching. lifters are helping themselves get caught and they might not even know it.

[@sidonthefish7545]

*Its bEeN A MoNTh* Edit: *Senpai noticed me*

[@bjently]

uwu **nuzzles**

[@tv-static4682]

Sidon The Fish o carp I was the 666 like >:3

[@tono_3459]

Shoplifting isn’t a hobby, it’s called a crime.

[@shade4851]

Lol just stole a child from the orphanage 🤣🤣 I'm Soo good at this -2legs -2arms -1heart -1head -2lungs Total saved🤑:50000+

[@shade4851]

PROUD!

[@whitesoxfan1021]

I got a contact at the cartel if you’re looking to sell

[@inkinary1939]

I shoplifted a jolly rancher when i was 5 😎

[@somebody6247]

FBI open up

[@evilbusinessguy8888]

Holy shit we got a badass over here

[@freshoceanwaters7947]

inkinary Holy you should be in jail

[@suwucidal6936]

Gangsta

[@bonecollector9993]

*_thug life_*

[@Little_Tree_Dude]

One day i thought about stealing a Sonic the Hedgehog DVD from a store, i asked myself if i was ready to face the wrath of justice, i wasn't, so i gave up on the crime life. I think i was 6 at that time.

[@charlie_mario6292]

User_594 there was a time when I was about 8 when I was at Michaels with my mom and I put a $0.60 sponge brush in my pocket so I could show it to my mom and forgot about it. When I took a shower later I felt it in my pocket and though “oh shoot”

[@blackeyedchild3688]

WalnutTime That sounds like something I would do lmao

[@Virus-vv2xs]

WalnutTime I've been drawing obsessively since I was like,, 5 & at this point (13 years on) if I have something long & thin in my hand & im not paying attention I'll tuck it behind my ear. Pencils, pens, forks, paintbrushes, sharpies, fineliners, my tablet pen, screwdrivers, drumsticks, and once, memorably, a bird wing bone. I'm pretty sure half my pencil case is pencils I've tucked behind my ear & forgotten about, once when my hair was longer (& tied up) I tried putting a black bic pen behind my ear only to find out I had one behind each ear & a third stabbed through the base of my ponytail. It was a weird day.

[@gam3rmom3nt3]

@@charlie_mario6292 criminal

[@snowboundwhale6860]

I've never shoplifted, but the library in my school had a cheap version of those scanners by the door to check nobody was stealing books, except metal rulers and similar utensils would also set it off. I have feared the leaving of a shop ever since.

[@oliviawashere]

"But there are murderers out there, we just steal stuff!" has the same energy as: "But I only murdered one person, he killed 30!"

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

That was a bad example, as killing a murderer basically stops their reign of terror. its more context depended, like you murdered said murderer thinking he was innocent, than yes, its horrible, but when your objective was to kill a murderer than mission ecomplished, it more like ''but there people that committed mass genocide! we just kill a few people."

[@zacharypederson6816]

Every time I hear "lifter" I think of weight lifters, and now I'm sad because I can't tell people I'm a lifter anymore without them thinking I'm gonna rob them.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

I can't believe that you ever said you were a lifter. That's meant that you're a thief for like hundreds of years. I'm laughing so hard right now because so many people probably hated you and judged you without you even knowing.

[@pmc614]

>Just stole 25 buttplugs from a near by K-Mart you already know wtf goin on lmfao >Money saved: $420.69

[@DreamlandRoses]

patientz0 lol

[@091104chris]

Profile pic checks out

[@nabidisla.5086]

@@pmc614 ur mome gay

[@Weeb-kt4rt]

PROUD

[@mis_l5858]

If you do the math, each of them are $16.83

[@anomnomnomnivore1350]

Wait, hobby? Gaming is a hobby, fishing is a hobby, skating is a hobby. BUT STEALING ISNT!

[@donaldjgumpofficial5754]

These people forget about the pay aspect.

[@lina-sc4pj]

Fishing is just as bad as shoplifting bc more than 50% of the trash in the ocean is fishing stuff

[@blackeyedchild3688]

Gachavoxtex I don't disagree but by definition it still counts as a hobby. Although that hobby has resulted in under populated groups of fish and it's really sad.

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

EXCUSE ME! GAMING IS A LIFESTYLE, YES, I’M A GAMER!

[@goat_cat1817]

@@lina-sc4pj commercial industrial fishing is more of an issue here

[@hium8716]

Tik Tok has starting become Tumblr if you go on alt tik Tok

[@ebonyfool1169]

Ik I hate it now they are making being oppressed their personality trait and glorifying it. My fyp is a mix between anime and alt but I literally unfollowed everyone who is alt and spent an hour liking anime videos just to get away bc it’s toxic now.

[@footylad6468]

Here is a cool little trick for shoplifting First you get your item and walk to the counter Then take put your wallet and take money out of it and give it to the cashier its a very quick way!

[@nono-im7jo]

Omg yes and there’s 0% change of getting caught 😍

[@stinky.6909]

"You can call me *S t a l i n* " IM SORRY BUT THAT HAD ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR SUBAXHWSHSJWN

[@blackeyedchild3688]

Dry Soap Same but it startled me the first time lmao

[@ok2298]

Idk why but I thought it said stallion and I thought she censored the word "dick". I don't know the word stallion reminds me of dick for some reason. It was the the first thing I thought of

[@poodnud1046]

apparently my dad stole a whole ass guitar from a store in the 70’s

[@lucy1472]

I wanna meet your dad.

[@rainbowfrog6302]

*ass guitar

[@karoline9835]

wow

[@zombiefirebird9714]

Madlad

[@alextears7153]

how the fuck did he do that

[@jakethespoopycat]

Dear tumblr/tiktok: just because it’s a chain doesn’t mean it’s free reign

[@alexstupka7522]

I used to shoplift and got caught and man I’m so glad I did. I’m a minor and I didn’t get in too much trouble but what I was doing was an addiction and getting caught helped me completely. Every now and then I still want to but it’s not worth risking my future

[@Thomasfurbee]

I’m so glad ur getting better!! Shoplifting is a real addiction so I’m so happy that ur doing better ^^!! 💚💚

[@ponytailproductions2503]

I love how Tumblr is taking down all NSFW content but lets the communities featured in this series remain untouched

[@inendlesspain4724]

They have their priorities straight.

[@Vanvanroo]

Tumblr: "Let's keep the people who encourage bad toxic behavior, I'm sure nothing bad will happen because of it." Someone: *posts porn* Tumblr: "Wait, is that a TIDDY??? REEEEE PORN IS BAD TAKE IT DOWN QUICK" *launches nukes*

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

Tumblr: Stealing? Meh, it’s whatever. User: *posts a sims DLC outfit* Tumblr: W-WAIT! WAS THAT SOME, GOD FORBID, S I D E B O O B?

[@itsasecrettoevery1]

Rip tumblr porn

[@TheMouseAvenger]

I say we Tumblrites all raise enough outcry, write petitions, stage protests, & do whatever we can to get Tumblr to change their minds about this whole thing! WHO'S WITH ME? ^_^

[@casketkrusher393]

when I was 6 I stole a lollipop and I thought I’d go to jail

[@angie-zu5rs]

Your profile pic hurts my soul

[@Archemetics]

When I was 6 I took a Hershey's Bar and I almost passed out lmao

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

Same but I stole this hair bobble that I thought was really pretty when I was 6. I felt so guilty and thought I would suddenly be arrested until I was 8, I felt guilty until I was 9.

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

I was also really worried that somebody would know, tell everyone and ruin my reputation even though I waited until no-one was in the room to take it.

[@caesthoffe]

me lol

[@scumfuckmaniac8810]

Yeahhh it's happening on tiktok too its just "Borrowing Haul uwu" and it's just... like sis if you were poor I'd get it but is it really worth stealing a hello kitty backpack in risk of your criminal record? But like sure if crime equals to your y2k aesthetic go off?

[@gayassincorporated1878]

as a kid I stole a Reese’s cup from a store and now I can’t go in that store without worrying that they remember me

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

It absolutely disgusts me that they treat stealing like some achievement. Commiting crime is not an achievement

[@shinigamikitsune1541]

I know. And the people working in those stores they're stealing from need to _sell_ those items to *paying customers* to _actually_ _make a living. _*_It's _hard enough_** trying to work 8 to 10 hours in a store on or next to minimum wage; but shoplifters just make it a more hellish ordeal.*

[@renny489]

In gta it is

[@megastormy497]

Where I come from it is, lvl 100 skyrim pickpocket here.

[@waifu_png_pl6854]

it is. thats how mafia works

[@joshuamedearis4295]

I would say it is depending on the crime

[@crowniisub3652]

Life hack: post illegal stuff on tumblr, you will *NEVER* get caught

[@dododoodododoo3043]

You really won't though

[@christinaiiinowell5649]

So I can say where I hid the body on there?

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@dododoodododoo3043 forgot about hackers, fbi and swat team?

[@Humanresouces]

@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 somehow these guys are idiots

[@Humanresouces]

@@christinaiiinowell5649 not when I exist

[@zahrahahaha]

I'm back here because oh my goodness this "borrowing" thing is back and ever more powerful in TikTok. The fact that a LOT of people supports it makes me upset. They say things like"eat the rich" and "this is so useful I wanna stay here!"

[@ebonyfool1169]

Ik the worst part is that they will use ACAB and stuff to justify it which ACAB isn’t “let me get a free lipstick” it’s “let’s stop police brutality and have a justice reform”.

[@Ag-zr4hc]

Imagen FBI finding your tumblr account and seeing this lmaooo

[@pinapomman7641]

ye but the fbi is only for america and i doubt most these guys are there

[@shaeflatt620]

Once I accidentally stole some groceries I scanned them and everything, just forgot to put the money in the self checkout machine. My sister was distracting me and I had a headache, so I was just trying to get out of there. I got back to the car with the shopping, where my mother was waiting with my sleeping baby brother. I got in the car, sat down and placed the bags at the seat. Immediately, I realised I still had the money my mother had given me and immediately started bawling my eyes out. I felt so guilty, I couldnt go back in to pay. My mother had to go for me (my sister was too young to go) and explain to the employee what happened and pay. I still feel incredibly guilty about that.

[@HansBjorgman]

When I was a kid, I stole coupons that I thought were the free ones, but they apparently weren't when I showed them to my mom. She was pissed!

[@redhillbones7672]

I'm pretty convinced that everyone's accidentally stolen some groceries, at least temporarily. It's extremely easy to miss a step or not notice something slipped down or forget you used the bottom part of the cart for the first time in five years because you're on auto-pilot when you grocery shop. It's like when you're tired or have a headache then accidentally auto-drive to a location you go most days like work or a SO's place. It's nothing to feel guilty about so long as you go back to pay. It happens and grocery store employees, unless they're power-tripping dicks, understand that. Mostly I've discovered they're happy I came back into pay when I could have just gone home. (Tho it's a bit depressing how surprised they are.)

[@darthsideous4478]

The buzzer would have went off you fake fuck

[@anxiety1018]

@@darthsideous4478 maybe in america but in australia there are no buzzers. I work at woolies and someone i work with got a crunchie.a chocolate bar and put it through the alarms and they did not go off so yeah not all alarms work

[@generalgrievous2202]

@@anxiety1018 larger stroes like coles and kmart heve them tho

[@WeeLittleLaddie]

Displaying your crimes for everyone to see, true intellectuals in our midsts

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

And yet they still don’t get caught lol

[@xxxbreadfinesser4182]

they don't get caught because there's no proof that they didn't just pay for it and say "oh yeah i stole this shit lmao" unless they film themselves stealing it and even then there's no proof they didn't fake that. hard to prove thievery like this happened over the internet

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

xxxbreadfinesser I guess but you’d think the store would notice it’s missing. But I guess it’s not like they search tumblr for things like that

[@xxxbreadfinesser4182]

@@idkanymoretbh5452 they don't notice when shits missing because how many customers they have daily and how many items they sell. unless they have employees with photographic memories or some shit it's not really possible to tell if somethings missing, unless they catch it on a security cam

[@jesusstaccato8448]

If you think THIS is criminal, you should check out tumblr's "tweaker nation" tag. Quick, before they all get banned. Teenage girls boasting about their meth addictions. It's WILD

[@CranberryCake]

I used to shoplift when I was like... 11-12, my friend taught me how. Then one day, a worker saw me and I had to talk to a manager. After that I never shoplifted again, because it made me feel so bad. And seeing my mom's face when I told her was just.. It felt so bad. People have to have their asses whooped by someone :/

[@bowtomemortalscum6292]

Never thought any grown person would have to be told that.

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

Your names bossy >:|

[@bunnytheknoxville]

i think i'm a kleptomaniac. i don't know when and how it started. but i've been trying super hard to get over it lately, and i think i'm doing better. i haven't stolen anything from any stores in months. :) edit: it's been a year since i posted this comment and i'm happy to report: i don't steal anymore! :)))))))

[@kittykatwafer8281]

That's so sweet! Im proud of you and hope you get better!

[@blackeyedchild3688]

That's great! I believe in you :)

[@mafic3351]

Good luck, My dude, hope you get past it! :)

[@august6604]

smiling tyjo how’s it going? i hope you’re doing better! it’s always hard to get over stuff like this but i believe in you :)

[@caesthoffe]

good luck bro 🙌🙌

[@pocketslushy]

6:13 No, No it's not. My mom used to do this for me and I scolded her for it everytime because she's been in and out of jail multiple times for other reasons. Do not do this.

[@karabartley]

My boyfriends mom would do this for her kids, she's not allowed in my house unsupervised. She stole a pair of knee high converse from me that didnt fit her and I'm more angry she gifted them to someone else.

[@clankthetank4286]

alot of this is felony theft. These people have no idea how much trouble they'd be getting into.

[@angelicdrool]

When I was 3, I was diagnosed with kleptomania. I thought that meant that I could take anything from a store. I only stole 3 things: •A pen •A few MLP surprises •Kinder surprise eggs (Don't remember how many) I went to a therapist, we returned the pen and everything else. I'm getting better with it and I'm 13 now, and I really, truly believe that I'm going to be able to ignore the urges. If I don't, I'm gonna be sad, I get that it's wrong.

[@TheEldritchGoth]

Normal people: what about the law? Shoplifters: They’re more just guidelines anyway

[@iliketurtles5875]

Polarity Reversed those laws are for pussies

[@cazzy_101]

Parlay

[@bubbykins4864]

Mafia: I AM THE -SENATE- *LAW!* NOW GIVE ME MY STUFF! Shoplifter: No. *BANG!* Sane person: *gives the stuff and runs*

[@dododoodododoo3043]

Polarity Reversed no more like ideas

[@santiagodecuba1976]

Pray to my retail workers during the holidays

[@Phantomsangel]

Thank yoooou T_T

[@hhoop3876]

MadelineTopper were did they put it?

[@shevrett2658]

Mickal Farker inside their empty head

[@carsonthompson4260]

Shoplifting isn’t cool, it’s just lame. Actually being able to PAY for things is a lot cooler than being able to slip it in your pocket and walk out.

[@JamieWillmott108]

5:10 gotta love how them letters are arranged

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

looks like when your pc crashes

[@juliet8261]

The poor turtle has seen some shit

[@riahlexington]

Here’s the deal with art supplies. Yeah I’ve always wanted nice art supplies but I’m not good enough to know how to use them. Here’s the deal. Anyone can draw if you have a pencil. In the end what matters more is how you brush your teeth and not what you brush your teeth with. Same with art. The skill of the artist is more important than the supplies.

[@amirmohammadganji485]

This is truw

[@cannibal_redneck7109]

From someone who considers themselves a decent artist and pretty much only uses pencils and charcoal, this is true.

[@Cheddar_Shred]

When it comes to shoplifting, my mind would for the first 0.000001 second be like "c'mon, you know you wanna", but then after that it would just start coming up with consequences and I would begin to have a mini panic attack and pay for the thing I was thinking of stealing, and regret ever thinking so.

[@mksabourinable]

I have lived in poverty pretty much my entire adult life, and I have shoplifted the odd thing out of desperation. But it's been shit like soap, medicine, food, etc. But I can't even hope to get away with it anymore bc jfc as I've had burnouts from the stress it's gotten harder and harder for my autistic ass to mask (ie try to act like I'm not autistic), which means that I can't go anywhere without people staring at me and employees thinking I'm up to shit. Even once had a security guard spot me as I turned into an aisle, stand a metre from me with her arms crossed, and watch me as I selected my item, then followed me to the cash, and wouldn't leave me alone until I paid and left. Wasn't even thinking about stealing! I just needed something basic from the dollar store jfc!! I know it was the shady one downtown but fuck off! She wasn't acting like that around anyone else! And freg normally employees are more discreet when they follow me! (Tbc autistic people being treated like we're on drugs, up to something, etc. Is a rampant problem, regardless of race. I'm white for example.)

[@duckietheduck]

Im a professionally diagnosed kleptomaniac and this was very painful and incredibly cringey to watch. Kleptomania is very specific often times and the things I have urges to steal don't even benefit me. If you steal things just for fun or that rebellious rush, or because you're too much of a brat to pay for something, that is not kleptomania. kleptomania is painful to live with. It's painful to resist urges and when you do give into urges it makes you feel extremely guilty.

[@cat-bu5ky]

I'm not diagnosed, but I THINK I MAY have it. What you just said describes me in no truer words. Luckily I only stole twice, not more. But the urges are so painful that it disrupts my life.

[@duckietheduck]

@@cat-bu5ky please see a psychiatrist to get a diagnosis then c:

[@medic2289]

@@duckietheduck oof. sad to hear it is painful to live with it.

[@YourActualChild]

Zlepperburg I’m sorry you have to deal with this, one of my friends is a kleptomaniac and it sounds completely Awful.

[@maxischew514]

I feel sorry to you.

[@Username0467]

Stealing $1000 worth of merchandise is literally a felony.

[@Roescoe]

Well I value this napkin at $1000 so you taking it is a felony.

[@lucy1472]

I think in America I stealing over 500 dollars is also a felony, I'm not sure.

[@alexfriedman1255]

It varies from state 2 state. Here in California petty theft is up to 400 dollars.

[@mopingfrog]

In rhode island 20 dollars and you chargeddd

[@Victoria420]

Anything over 500$ is considered grand theft

[@AllieGetty771]

one time i accidentally walked out of a store still wearing sunglasses i had tried on and when i noticed i cried so hard i threw up and dragged all of my friends back to the store so i could return them.

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

*Stealing from big chain stores to keep yourself and/or loved ones alive:* Okay *Stealing just for the hell of it even though you don't need all that stuff:* hurts the employees, purely egotistical, not cool

[@Taylor-xq9tr]

me, a law abiding citizen: i will use this money i earned to get this object into my ownership like a good person which will ultimately help the local economy. this tumblr tag: hippity hoppity this products now my property

[@endergamerm]

imagine you work day and night as a producer of goods that are really expensive and then your stock gets stolen by a bunch of a holes that think they are opressed

[@pearnation4725]

Next think you know you see a murder say just stole this person’s life

[@iliketurtles5875]

Pear Nation this has me wondering... do some murderers kill because they’re kleptomaniacs?

[@klydeoscope8329]

Pear Nation oh i guess its just their hobby so we cant judge

[@piadylan1207]

underrated 💀

[@onion6926]

Ayee pfp buddies!!

[@melonsoup9058]

No say, I sent them to a better place

[@drizzlecake]

"hello everybody! new to lifting and the community here. you can call me STALIN"

[@gamzeelmao1157]

And in tiktok people call it “borrowing”

[@Keznen]

"You can call me STALIN."

[@Eeeeeeebbbbbeeeee]

I feel like it’s more badass to earn money by being a functional and independent person and buying what you want than pitifully sneaking something out of a store.

[@ahem.9407]

Facts. You get that more euphoric feeling and accomplishment when you actually work for something, when you steal, that euphoric feeling only lasts minutes, hence the reason it starts to become an addiction to steal. Sad :(

[@IncognitoSprax]

Your statement was really cringe inducing. You don’t receive any brownie points for having a damn job, just like you don’t for stealing something. There’s nothing stand out or cool about either, they just are.

[@MinMin-jl1gt]

@@IncognitoSprax Owh really, having a damn honest job and contributing to community rather than stealing other people's properties is not pride worth?? Seriously?? Your comment is a hundred times more cringe inducing.

[@IncognitoSprax]

Mina .B Shut your dumbass up

[@chihabgm7796]

@/\ greenтea /\ Lol, that's not even a problem. Just don't buy makeup. Makeup is useless.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

I doubt they’re stealing to survive if they’re posting about it on twitter

[@emilylange3730]

I sometimes steal the coffee creamers at diners...

[@brendan9868]

I sometimes snag a couple of those stevia packs

[@angelventurarojas338]

HUH you are evil

[@mirandathepandakitty1630]

@@brendan9868 sometimes i steal mayo packets at chick-fil-a