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[@stilllife8]

There was an engineer named Julijonas Urbonas who invented a roller coaster that was specifically made to kill people with the g-forces. The idea was to euthanize people in a way that allowed them to die in a painless manner with dignity while also having fun. The roller coaster would have worked by using loops and inversions to apply incredibly high g-forces to the body and draining blood away from the brain, starving it of oxygen. Jerma just took the painless and dignity parts out of the equation and BOOM, this video was born.

[@Hy93Ri0n]

That us a cynical but also pretty cool method of execution. I can't bieve I just said that

[@tezlaactual6582]

+stilllife8 its literally called Euthanasia Coaster if i rmember right its a giant hill fallowed by 6 loops that are as tight as possible

[@tezlaactual6582]

+tezla actual not loops coils sorry

[@kobold7466]

i dont think that roller coaster had any dignity in the equation either

[@markusklimas975]

@Jimmy De'Souza It's a pretty typical Lithuanian name.

[@divineterabyte5181]

"your bones would probably break at [28Gs]" Yes, you're indeed correct, Jerma, as would every organ and system in your body You'd be a sack of human hagas

[@KayJayFusion]

HUMAN WHAT???

[@quantumblur_3145]

A sack? That assumes the skin stays intact and holds it all I

[@figurativefluff]

Jerma's tendency to underestimate g force started early

[@alegomanYTPs]

wait whats the tolerable one? 9?

[@kylele23]

@@alegomanYTPsSome of the most forceful coasters in the world average around 5G. Sustained g of maybe 6-7 will just kill you. Fighter pilots usually black out immediately if they hit 9 g

[@GermanPeter]

"Mom! Mommy! I wanna ride the roller coaster! I'm old enough now, I'm FOURTEEN!"

[@someguywithbagels5907]

Hey, its you peter!

[@randomdudewholikesmusic1640]

Hello, Fellow Medic.

[@rogainegaming6924]

Peter

[@Kiroisawesome05]

oooo nice and legal

[@OnlyLocus]

Dies*

[@MrThor98]

i like this dude just straight to the point and having fun

[@Mattquaza]

I want to get off mr. bones wild ride

[@Slateproc]

Mattquaza Ṭ̴̵̨͕͈̞̼͙͖̭͔̻̬̣̫̠͙͕h̵͏̷̨̣͖̟̹͍͉̤̩̞̣̹̱̞̻͙̹̀ͅe̛͔̹̣̗̺͝͝ ̶̡̛̘̭͔̟̫̮͇̰̫̤͔̦R̷̴͏̧̜̹̱̝̜̥̭̲͍̖̰i͉̩͙̣͙̺͘͜D́͏̰̼̟̼̼̥̭͔̻̩̘̳̯̯̫̻͍E̖̤̲̱̣͘҉̡̺̜̻͙̠̲̳̘̫ͅŅ̰̙̖̞̟̣͉̤̲̺̣̹͕̘͘̕͡è̸̛̯̭͕͕̦͉̜̭͓͙̙̕͝V̵̷̡̜̹̫̠͈͈̥̘͍̙̬̝̰̪͈E͏̴̷̡̰̳̟͔͇̗̺͈̩̦̲͝r͓̟̞͎̗̗̜̞̕͜ͅ ̶̲̮̥̫̪̕͘͟ę̵͈̦͈̪͎͓̖̠̥͞n̵̨͓̳͈͚̪̮̦̼̦̦̰̰̠͓̟͝ͅͅḎ̴̛̜̮̞͎̳͕͚̺̤̼̟̳̯͚̘́͘ͅs̶̟̖͔̯̱̹̘̖̳͚̰̬͙͝

[@Mazzah96]

Mr. Bones Wild Ride. You get in the coaster...and nothing happens. And then an old man gets in the front seat, turns around and looks at everybody, then goes... "Now lemme tell ya the story...of me old, BOOOnnesss."

[@Laff700]

Mattquaza The G-forge will help you with that!!! :D

[@doobywoopy3264]

Dude sweet meme Can I have some of that meme too

[@Mattquaza]

Dooby Woopy no

[@TheMattShea]

I saw this being demoed at PAX and had no idea what was going on. Is the whole point to just kill people? Haha.

[@user-ti5lg1qv8n]

No one loves you except for me

[@raialter6506]

and build roller coaster (but kill people is the thing we do most)

[@jamsandwams1782]

I see you everywhere now man! Love your vids.

[@BlakeFaeMorton]

I don't think they are even trying to hide that this is a Roller Coaster themed murder simulator. XD

[@collingentry3976]

TheMortonator There's something you're missing... Every roller coaster game is a murder simulator. If you DON'T use it to it's full purpose, you're doing something wrong.

[@EliteVeyron835]

*Sees the water at the beginning of the video* Already looks better than the new Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[@PaulProspero]

EliteVeyron Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 looks better than the new Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[@ohalright1]

Wait there's a new tycoon coming out? Its too bad RCT 2 was the last good one.

[@ContentDeleted1]

ohalright1 What do you think is wrong with RCT3?

[@ohalright1]

***** Not a huge fan of the artistic direction they took. the first two games have some classic graphics, and the 3D stuff in the third game never really appealed to me. Also nothing beats being able to play six flags parks in RCT 2

[@SimmonsProductions27]

IGN gives it a 7.8/10

[@tailoreyes]

I'm pretty sure that Jerma gets *all of these* games for free

[@Jerma985]

I can assure you, he doesn't.

[@SuperFetaCheese]

***** MAKE MORE HELLBENDERS I WANT LEO AND SATAN

[@gravuun5753]

***** Hi.

[@ScrubBoberts]

***** Why are you in the comments? its a mess down here.

[@Jerma985]

Ethan RobertsI peruse from time to time.

[@senpyrothewizard8172]

You sure you aren't designing the execution devices of the future? Give people one last thrill before they become a smear on the wall?

[@tinfoilhat4408]

There have actually been many designs submitted that basically puts people in constant g-locks, and by the end, they would not be breathing.

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

@@tinfoilhat4408 give me links to these things man, it's my kink.

[@RobinBonhomme]

I can tell Jerma is popular now because I can't tell the difference between NISLT comments and this now

[@vinylsprakle]

DON'T SAY THAT

[@CrazedJacob]

conga is love conga is life

[@RagingLycanBRO]

eeeeeeey did anyone call the NISLT hentai squad?

[@jaxonnobles]

Sad but true. ;~;

[@jaxonnobles]

***** It's a TF2 player on KZbin, don't EVER look in his comment section. (Unless masochism is your thing.)

[@ree1120]

How do you even find these games

[@Normal_Norman]

This just came out you dumb dumb.

[@masterofthefries9861]

Ah yes. The classic comment I see on every Jerma video that is a shitty game. You get a like for originality.

[@masterofthefries9861]

Octavious Black Get that Jesse Cox outta here.

[@SamTheCreature]

Because he types game titles

[@MaxSchmooze]

The bargain bin?

[@magtegi2]

i lost it when the npc turned around and did the hell yeah animation right before dying

[@freddie9705]

4:58 The ride stinks because it's covered in vomit and blood.

[@pooplejar]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than when I saw "The Silly String Costah" That was just fucking hilarious.

[@Jaditron]

Jerma! You signed me and my friends shovel at PAX. Great meeting you!

[@Blademaster162]

I'm just going to Assume that it was the soldier's shovel and you didn't just bring a huge gardening shovel to PAX.

[@johndonn446]

Turtle Time Someone forgot to bring their gardening shovel to PAX, apparently

[@puffnisse]

John Donn He didn't even read the rules...

[@Blademaster162]

Wait, i've never been to pax or anything, do you actually bring shovels to pax? XD

[@puffnisse]

Turtle Time Yeah, it is in the official PAX rule book. It is actually the first rule of PAX. And it did get invented in the 1850's when PAX started as a simple farmer's market, but now it is a big farmer convention that every one want to go to sometimes.

[@pipbuoy5642]

Love the ending Jerma, I always love your videos on random games, they're always so funny! :)

[@GoldphishAnimation]

"I especially love the silly string ride" I officially died at this point. I'm legally dead now. thanks Obama.

[@greatsupper]

At that part I was expecting a derailed car and people to come raining into the frame. what he did was a surprise and greatly funy

[@clawzx1195]

@@greatsupper lmao

[@BeefTooth]

That moment when you realize that hamster balls can't melt steel beams...

[@meth42]

my fucking god

[@freshprince5428]

9/11 too much steel

[@OpaqueVideos]

***** internet fuel cant melt steel memes

[@PurpleNecromancer-10]

Mark Lay That was before the plague hit

[@OpaqueVideos]

***** maybe, but still cant melt steel memes 8)

[@aratay3117]

6:02-6:18 ...but that was before the plague hit

[@imcryingSTOP]

I swear to god jerma, whatever game you play you make majestic as fuck

[@TheStarFallStar]

One does not simply SURVIVE while riding Jerma's roller coaster.

[@DubzerBrenzer]

I was laughing my ass off the entire time, please do more of these!

[@vissova]

I can think of a lot of reasons why I'd pay money to ride that first rollercoaster.

[@PortalProjex]

suicidal depression

[@nonleleh]

Crippling depression

[@torandreflo]

I love rewatching old jerma videos like this one :D gets me every time

[@Kickassgrandma911]

I cried from laughter. Thank you Jerma

[@maxmoefoe]

ahahhaa dammmn

[@Lollercoaster119]

***** omg its you

[@AntonioProla]

***** haha great comment my friend!

[@gunslingerSlade]

***** i love how nobody cared it was you

[@Lollercoaster119]

MichaelScarnGaming LOL true

[@AntonioProla]

MichaelScarnGaming makes sense if you think about it

[@killerbees6125]

Keep up the amazing work Jerma, the videos are hilarious and it is always worth the wait. The intro made me cry. That had to be my favorite part.

[@VincentVisions]

I feel like jerma would enjoy making lucrative traps for saw movies

[@gonk952]

Has science gone too far?

[@SexyJazzCat]

Not far enough if you ask me.

[@saqib461]

Good Question

[@saqib461]

SexyJazzCat Good Answer

[@RedzeeTV]

Gotta go fast.

[@mr.spookyman3676]

*THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING*

[@punkst3r]

28 Gs?! Dude you'd be LUCKY if your only bones broke!

[@grond9005]

my brain became a mushy pile of garbage

[@jerrycan1756]

At 28 G's, you are literally a leaking pancake against the back of the seat.

[@oswaldmosley1063]

And guess what? *Fighter pilots only experience 9.*

[@tksav]

4:02 "AW YEA"

[@ui22710]

1:47 i love how theres a guy that immediately gets launched off just before the loops.

[@MrColonelCool]

At 2:14 the people's faces remind me of the scene from Indiana Jones when the Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant and at first are all like "Oh nice, some pretty ghosts and stuff!" And then the angel of death appears and they're all like "We gunna die."

[@voxlvalyx]

I've love to see a Jerma and Vinesauce collab. Also, I want this game just so I can make a Euthanasia Coaster.

[@BG_MONKY]

that is the best idea since the wheel

[@employee4275]

god I wish

[@noelle1940]

Your wish briefly came true during a charity stream

[@AlexanderOnTheYoutubes]

yes

[@yaisetan]

you are in luck

[@JRatKing]

Rollercoaster we're fun... but that was before the plague hit... and the plague joke was funny... before the plague hit...

[@thewafflefriends]

15$ admission

[@DolanDuking]

These comments are a plague

[@gravuun5753]

Dolan Duk So is your anime avatar.

[@JRatKing]

***** GG. Spell koretion.

[@JRatKing]

***** Obama.

[@CatSkinCap]

Just gotta say Jerma, I love watching you play these rollercoaster / theme park games. The rides you make are ridiculous and wonderful.

[@verisimuli]

I am now going to like every video Jerma makes. Ever. Holy shit, this stuff is too good.

[@TheWingless]

1:15 "WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT PROJECT MAYHEM, JERMA!"

[@MrVulcanator]

I'm surprised by the complete lack of seatbelts.

[@Djay_B]

I'm not.

[@LaserBonesaw]

They actually have a ride like that ( 1:55 ) at Kings Island.

[@MegaVideoJames]

You never fail to make me laugh, Jerma!

[@soylentconsumer420]

this is the first jerma vid i ever saw and it still holds up like 4 years later

[@ThanenJ]

"Bruy this ride" -Jerma 0:31

[@Time2DoStuff]

Hen you were doing the water fall joke, I was expecting a car to just fly across the scene

[@liamgarcia513]

jerma is the best person to watch high as balls

[@ttv0]

to put that g force into perspective, the Blue Angels experience only 6 Gs at top speed.

[@neonjesus]

his voice at 1:29 lmao

[@gen2mediainc.577]

I PLAYED THE DEMO FOR THIS FOR LIEK A WEEK STRAIGHT ON OUR OLD XBOX 360 WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX HOLY SHIT

[@calamarisauce8483]

0:05 it's like the suicide booths from futurama

[@Blooopaa]

That first coaster looks pretty appealing right now

[@mattnowak2229]

Didn't Jerma make a video of this game before? Looks very similar but I think the character models changed and the theme is somewhat different... or this is just a different game with the same concept.

[@Jerma985]

That was Coaster Crazy. Frontier made both of these games. This is sort of a sequel/re-imagining of Coaster Crazy.

[@Grifuz]

***** #BasedJerma

[@thebigwagyu]

***** Give ster a peck on the cheek for me the next time you see him, okay? Okay

[@mattnowak2229]

***** Just re-watched that video (can't believe it's been over a year since), the Screams, Intensity and Nausea bars are what made it familiar. I miss the little people randomly ejecting from their seats while their friends ride on, consuming copious amounts of sweets and puking everywhere.

[@themodernshoe2466]

***** Wait Frontier has been making these crap games and not RCT4? =(

[@croisaor2308]

0:47 'If one person survives this I'll be surprised' 1:22 Demolishes an entire block. Oh Jerma.

[@Hangron23]

That building was made in China

[@GaryOaksmash]

I have to say Jerma, your videos make me smile every time.

[@S41tyPr3tz31]

4:48 The "Pretzel?" I don't know, If I recall the last pretzel you saw, you said was a pile of shit..

[@KhemicalKrash]

OMG you HAVE to play more of this game. This was awesome!!!

[@slothsong080]

Alright. Where can I get tickets to Uncle Jerma's Suicide Park? :D

[@theK7L11]

I love seeing you play these kinds of crazy games Jerma

[@FriendfullFJ]

So this is what hell looks like

[@cielopachirisu929]

That scenery and near-future sci-fi look looks awesome do.

[@MrMadness1]

These rides make me wanna Burgah Boy puke.

[@shrewforyou]

This is definitely one of your better videos recently! I literally lol'ed.

[@DDoig1]

Did he say "Sign a wafer"? At 5:20

[@ohgodwhy5626]

I know this is three years late, but he clearly said “waiver” where were you hearing the f?

[@DDoig1]

@@ohgodwhy5626 Just that wafer is a word I have heard before. Whereas waiver??

[@theshimita]

I loved the Silly String ride. It was hard to beat the pretzel, but it was hella fun. lol those were some good times, but I can't believe Jerma was allowed to show footage of the tower falling. Disastrous... but that was before the plague hit.

[@deathmetalrooster4643]

Butt

[@sirnoodlearcher9777]

I just keep watching this over and over again

[@defski]

THIRST

[@TheManAndBear]

more like 67th...

[@CyanSketch]

HAIL HYDRATE

[@KingKhanate1997]

I would make a pun involving liquid, But that was before the plague hit...

[@Crow_Rising]

The 3st is real

[@adrianocoutinho434]

fucking weaboos EVERYWHERE!

[@SZF123456]

I found this channel by chance and man, I'm glad I did

[@LinziOfficial]

What is this game?

[@dadehalcyon9856]

+TheWinterDrake Screamride by Microsoft

[@highigartuat5011]

There's nothing in the world like Action Park

[@bryartrefry6366]

I literally lol at all if these kinds of vids that jerma makes

[@HikariSakai]

I like how the coaster just blows up near the end xD

[@AGrayPhantom]

Geez, the woman on the left of the last ride looked like she knew she was about to die, and was resenting every second of it.

[@JoviaI1]

6:28 has got to be the funniest screen pause of my life! I started laughing so hard I almost threw up. The man ascending to Heaven as the camera falls toward Hell. I'm crying XD

[@glovefun8045]

This is what i want, good youtuber with pretty laughing. I like this guy

[@sunk5244]

This channel is like a cross breed between allshamnowow, vinesauce, and the game grumps. I love it.

[@Mrevilkittens]

A Jerma upload? Right on!

[@VKHSD]

I watch jerma when im sad sick or bored this one video makes me happy for some odd reason

[@TehBleuBelly]

Being intoxicated and watching this is probably the best combination since sliced bread and butter.

[@nascentspace]

4:38 Except for all the people who didn’t survive the parts before that.

[@SleepinSoldier]

This is what happens when you sell your body to rocket science

[@famitory]

it's the part of roller coaster tycoon that people actually liked with a physics engine

[@leevinorrby6333]

2:00 Getto the toppa!!!!

[@IanTannerChristensen]

When you were enjoying nature, I wholly expected a roller coaster in a phallic shape.

[@colinhoude6954]

one of the best videos ive seen in a while no cap

[@elizabethlopez1768]

Jerma you have one the best and coolest and funniest voices on KZbin.

[@SnowingCirno]

This is what happened in 911, a roller coaster destroyed the building

[@iXShadow]

These coaster vids are the best!

[@nixon6929]

lmfao i just laughed every time jerma explained his costers.

[@daniellanekimball]

An oculus rift first person view of any of the rides Jerma created would be amazing yet PTSD inducing.

[@fshibs]

Jerma's laugh heals my soul.

[@LunaTycho]

I miss the good 'ol days of Jerma videos

[@kawazu874]

I would have never thought I'd laugh so much discovering a game ^^. Thank you ^^

[@lurkinhehe]

Got these recommended, keel

[@XtenanetX]

That last part threw me for a loop. Cool seeing you at Pax btw!

[@squeedles_1943]

2:57 JERMA PREDICTS HAMMOND FROM OW

[@Ultrazoop]

jerma i'm happy to see how much you've grown in comparison to your last rollercoaster video

[@jeffrewbob]

I used to survive roller coasters. But that was before the plague hit.

[@even1381]

Jerma should be a evil theme park designer, he would make millions off his designs!

[@grandwizardautismo]

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