DeathKorps teach Tau a valuable lesson

Talk sh*t, get hit
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[@Razor773_YT]

Tau: “Humans die so easily” Krieg: “good thing we come in waves”

[@Janovich]

lol

[@logandelaharpe6362]

Maybe there is common ground after all

[@zz_mortal1925]

That's a good line

[@bigvick2429]

No no he says “hold my beer!”

[@u.s.s.r.1347]

​​​@@Janovich"lol." Said the Death Korps of krieg, "lmao."

[@declan7551]

I really like the foreshadowing in this clip, the Kriegers are making sure all the Tau are dead. Not taking any chances. The Tau arrogantly boasts about how easily humans are killed, and is immediately merked by a surviving Krieger.

[@MALITH666]

Chad probably mad that they left him alive.

[@ladywaffle2210]

"The mark of the experienced soldier is not in the killing blow, but in the double-tap."

[@lolzmanxd3368]

@@MALITH666 I WANNA DIE TOO MOTHER FUCKER DONT DENY ME THIS *proceeds to continuously beat already dead tau*

[@bennettbush3906]

@@MALITH666 You're probably right

[@troyeberle6702]

“Burn the bodies lest they stand again” -Kriegs favorite ancient Terran quote

[@Alexey_Konstantinovich]

Tau: “Humans die easily to the killing blow” Krieger: "REMIND YOURSELF THAT OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INCIDIOUS KILLER"

[@nofeelings3207]

DARKEST DUNGEON, AYY

[@What-.-.]

DARKEST DUNGEON

[@null4107]

Back to the pit!

[@sentric_]

A man of cul- virtue

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

I think it’s much faster than you say it is

[@Illuminautable]

Tau: "Humans die easily to the killing blow." Krieger: "Ah, but you see, I am not dead...and I'm about to make it everyone's problem."

[@stormbarnett5644]

Perfect fucking line.....It's the best I have seen in this whole comment section

[@pancakeplate]

I live by that, I don't go to work for money or purpose, I go there because those poor souls can't run from me 8h per day

[@thelegosmithy161]

“I cast shovel” *rolls dice* “I rolled a *IT WILL FUCKING WORK* “

[@BigAutisticDaddy]

Krieger: too bad that was just a sucker punch.

[@sigiLiBamba]

awesome xD

[@promiscuouscrab4040]

Tau: *Smugly criticize humans while using their advanced battlesuits* Also Tau: *Melee’d to death by the Imperium’s WWI surplus equipped fodder fighters*

[@xthukuh]

lmao

[@Skeletor_the_Bigg]

Ah it ain’t that bad, he’s Imperial Guard not PDF so he wasn’t surplus equipped. Still fodder

[@mortarion9813]

@@Skeletor_the_Bigg Yeah, they've got some quality kit, them Kriegers. But a shovel is a shovel, no matter its material.

[@TheNapster153]

These are Kriegers son. Lethal tactics with top of the line weapons AND a mentality of duty over preservation. The most dangerous force Man can muster, beware.

[@giovannicervantes2053]

@@TheNapster153 the Krieg see Valhalla as the destination more than the journey

[@oscarmanzanoserna3115]

Tau: "Humans die easily to the killing blow" Krieger: *"I didn't hear no bell"*

[@Adino1]

hammer on metal *ding ding ding* Kriegsman, there it is.

[@SteveB-nx2uo]

musta been the loofy goofy silly smasher they hit him with and not the killing blow

[@awkozee]

" I thought that this was Imperium of Man!"

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

I see no Emperor

[@revanati222]

Fire warrior - "One Tau is worth a thousand Krieg troopers in battle" Krieg trooper - "Got to pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers in this racket..."

[@Blood.Angel.]

In that case all Krieg will do is out number them 1001 to 1 victory assured.

[@tuachixiong5232]

Krieger Commisar watching the Legions of the Death Corp get dropped off to war: "Sh!t, this is doing numbers."

[@Jordan_C_Wilde]

Deathcorp Commisar:" ... And?"

[@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong]

They really did just stop producing worthwhile generals after farsight, huh?

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Unfortunately for the Tau, each one of them will have to fight at least 100 thousand.

[@nonamed9613]

,,Humans die easy to the killing blow" Kriegsmann: ,,Bold words from someone in shovel range!"

[@BigJo95]

Thats no ordinary shovel its a trench club

[@BangGyu1992]

Lol

[@sgt.genitals4328]

@@BigJo95 have one from the ww2 myself, scary thing how thin those edges are, cheap production can yield unintended noons at times

[@MrDosonhai]

@@sgt.genitals4328 I don't think those thin edges were to save cost, it was meant to use as a close-combat weapon.

[@nonamed9613]

@@BigJo95 let's call it upgraded shovel that sacrificed diging for more blunt force trauma

[@ThereArtWings]

I love how after he kills her he just keeps going, doesnt care that hes gonna get shot, he's just smacking her for the blasphemy at this point

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9907]

❤🎉

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9907]

I love the sword for what it defends.

[@RichardX1]

He's a Krieg. He's probably HOPING to get shot...

[@CheapSoda1]

She's in a huge armor how did that kill her? 😅

[@jamesj4827]

@@CheapSoda1 Blunt force is the armour killer, perhaps less so with power armour but if you can move the head rapidly you can damage the brain without penning the armour, or even break the neck. I don't know much about the xeno filth or their underhanded technology. For understanding breeds tolerance, tolerance begets heresy.

[@locarno24]

Kriegsman, swinging entrenching tool: "May the Emperor guide my aim!" The Emperor, looking at Tau anatomy: "Eh. Frankly just stab wherever...."

[@thorclarke8600]

I understood that reference

[@anshnegi9519]

​@@thorclarke8600I dident explain plzzzzz

[@TurnAGundam]

​@@anshnegi9519Nor did I, is it a Text-to-Speech reference, or no?

[@anshnegi9519]

@@TurnAGundam probably Tao is weak in combat so any hit is a critical one

[@LecherousLizard]

@@anshnegi9519 The strongest of Tau are weaker than baseline humans, i.e. they are literally nothing without their gadgets.

[@sergie2822]

I love how the drone watches the guard hit the Tau a few times with the shovel... Drone is like, "w-what happened?! Oh no, What do I do?! He's too close." 😂

[@Xboxzilla]

These kinds of weird animation goofs are why Warhammer Plus is only good for pirating so you can laugh at the poor fools paying for subpar shit. Like hell, the rest of the Tau shouldn't instantly been alerted and opened fire on the second whack! Like, that's just basic military reflexes.

[@matthewjones39]

@@XboxzillaWhat are you talking about?

[@justadogobeingdogo5766]

“Humans die easily to the killing blow” Kriegsman: “I don’t hear the Emperor forgiving me yet!”

[@stopmotiongarage220]

I think this Kriegsman quote is my favorite.

[@nationalsocialism3504]

Probably because you keep spouting heresy about the God-Emperor... no wonder they can't get any redemption when they are committed to being treasonous

[@luka_unleashed307]

i guess tau watch fate stay/night? saying things die easily to the KILLING blow is about the same as saying "people die when they are killed"

[@rory8182]

@@luka_unleashed307 "The Killing Blow" is the name of one of their battle strategies

[@xn85d2]

@@luka_unleashed307 I really hate that people use the Fate/Stay Night quote as a "Captain obvious" moment when in the game it really isn't. In context it's a moment of Shiro coming to terms with the insane death game he's be thrown into and the fact of what people killing each other really means. He's struggling with expressing his new, deeper understanding of what it means to kill someone and the loss that causes.

[@zekramnordran9526]

Tau: "Humans die so easy to the killing blow" Krieger: "who doesnt really?"

[@ImperialGit]

Quite true :D

[@theshadowreborn4778]

Yeah? So do you.

[@sulphuric_glue4468]

They should have just left it untranslated as mont'ka. "Killing blow" is a T'au doctrine of extreme aggression and surgical strikes, often ambushes.

[@lowarior20]

WEZ DONT! ONLY PUNY HUMIES AND OTHER NON GREEN WEAKLINGS CAN BE KRUMPED EAZY, BUT NOT DE ORKZ! WE IZ MADE FOR FIGHTING!

[@AltoStratusX1]

@@lowarior20 WAAAAAAGGGHHHH! DAS ROIT! PUNY TAU FIGHTN LIK THOS ZOGGIN BLOOD AXS! I HEARD DAY DON EVUN US CHOPPAZ! ONLY FLASHY DAKKA! AN IT AINT EVUN PROPA DAKKA, ITS ALL LOGT N PEW NOT LOUD ENUFF T KILL AN ORK!

[@feketepeon111]

Tau: “Humans die easily to the killing blow” Krieger: "LMAO suprise vibe check"

[@benbow1021]

ineed

[@samuelfield8346]

THE ELEMENT OF SUPRISE

[@GrubSlime]

That Tau was extremely confident in herself there. Considering the Tau first encountering a space marine thought he was the emperor because of how strong he was to them. For the emperor brothers!

[@endermaster5690]

should go look int how they reacted upon first cracking open a fallen dreadnaught

[@GhostBear3067]

Tau: "Humans die easily..." Krieger: "Joke's on you, I'M INTO THAT SHIT!!!" (shoveling INTENSIFIES!!!!)

[@bessie8612]

Underated

[@gabe708]

Salve salve

[@TannyWanny]

this might as well have been a joke. shovel with baseline human strength to nano-diamond-whatever armored exoskeleton - cracked like an egg. stupid. silly. games workshop is so out of touch and bare-minimum it's not even funny and putting this dripple behind a paywall is the red nose to top off this clownish soulless money grab. make the ip open source. never, they'd lose a percentage of profit. sickening

[@dragonlordex]

Krieg Corps: "That means WE'RE DOING OUR JOB RIGHT!"

[@thomasmanning2939]

Hey so your wanting to die is kinda bringing the Marines' moral down 😕

[@tenou213]

"Humans die easily" Well, she isn't wrong. But those are big words from a force whose entire population is a rounding error against the Empire of Man.

[@TheKueiJin]

Same can be said about Empire of Man when compared to the Tyranids...

[@battlesheep2552]

@@AMRAMRS maybe they're fleeing from Future Orks who figured out how to use the WAAAAGH to fully control reality?

[@legil2954]

@@AMRAMRS actually, I think that the nids are creations of the Old Ones that fled to another galaxy during the war in heavens, like, a bioweapon of some sort, designed to clean the galaxy so that the Chaos Gods, Necrons and whatever else there is are gone and the Old ones could come back and reclaim their position.

[@ginjaedgy49]

@@battlesheep2552 funny you mention that, one of the lore nerds on youtube made a video about whats outside the milkyway and they found a really old bit of lore text saying one half was silent and the other half of the universe they just heard orks. so could be it's just nids and orks fighting over dominance. and we'z all know orkz is da best

[@LaGuaridadeChaz]

@@battlesheep2552 there's some theories out there which suggests that there's a creature of lovecraftian proportions and power which is decimating the nids and they have to constantly be on the run from it. The Hive Mind that control the nids is, in that context, one who escaped and is trying to go unnoticed to this creature which is on a whole different league to what the Hive Mind is capable of fighting.

[@majorrsole7355]

In a universe where every faction appear overpowered compared to baseline humans, its amazing how terrifying a shovel can be

[@rory8182]

it shows how ironically grounded WH40K is. Like yes you have literal Saints, but put a sharp piece of metal in their neck and it is going to hurt, seperate their head from their shoulders and they will go down, means that foot soldiers still have a spot in combat

[@error404cankanavsar.3]

"happy gasmask noises"

[@DepressedCrow]

Tau: "Humans die easily to the killing blow." Krieger: "Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."

[@RaynmanPlays]

Tau: "We fight for the greater good!" Deathkorpsmen: "I'm just trying to die, mate."

[@drosarius5929]

Dying is pointless. Patton said it best, "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." Death just creates meat. Meat doesn't make victory.

[@MizantropMan]

@@drosarius5929 He was already wounded. By playing dead, he'd tie up resources and pass up a chance to trade his life for one of the enemy. There was no telling if there'd be another such chance. It was not a meaningless death, it was a sacrifice in the name of the Emperor, something every soldier of Krieg aspires to achieve.

[@blaster23456]

@@drosarius5929 Meat makes food. An army marches on its stomach, therefore dying makes victory.

[@mefinek9020]

@@blaster23456 pretty much spot on what the nutrision paste stick are made of in 40k any tipe of eddible matter some dead dudes might not even escape that fate

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

@@drosarius5929 _The Death Korps of Krieg wants to know your location you heretic!_

[@GruwskiTheDogski]

Loved that sneak attack "humans die easily you say?" Clearly you've never faced a son of Krieg.

[@SetuwoKecik]

Kriegers are actually makes that statement even correct. They're suicidal and expendable.

[@frumentariiviolence2048]

“If the emperor had wanted you to live he would not have created me!”

[@kalimatronix]

@@frumentariiviolence2048 "EMPEROR BLESS IMPERIUM!!!"

[@queencyrys6309]

Love how fucking pointlessly he dies. He got one. Had he waited just a few seconds before getting up, he would have had support. Instead he brains a singular tau and then gets his entire being mulched by plasma fire.

[@Ake-TL]

@@queencyrys6309 huh? It’s a win, tau outranks him

[@maxulrich4884]

Tau : "human die easily to the killing blow" Death korps soldier : "Guess what else who die easily to the killing blow??"

[@redisconfused]

Tau in their last breath: “for the greater good” *as they call in an air strike to their position* Kriegsman smug behind the mask: “We’re not so different you and I.” *as the kriegsman pulls his grenade pins on his chest and hugs the tau*

[@joysonvincholas7108]

Epic death for our kreig boi

[@dreademperor2094]

The definition of if I'm going down I'm taking you with me

[@varun009]

The death korps embody the concept of "blunt force trauma". Its really cool watching dudes with Ww1 French coats, British respirators and German helmets bayonet an advanced alien firecast warrior

[@penemuelwatcher2378]

There is something about that uniform that is so unapologetically... human.

[@metaparalysis3441]

@@penemuelwatcher2378 it is all the worst and yet coolest things about humanity

[@Xenaisthebusiness]

I first read this as saying “advanced alien finecast warrior” and felt patriotic for a second

[@yawarapuyurak3271]

​@@metaparalysis3441 Mainstream always talk about the heights of our good side. They forget how capable is our shadow at being just unstoppable.

[@SorchaSublime]

I never realised to what extent the Death Corps are just... literally all of WW1 condensed and not any given side.

[@darkkira1332]

Tau: Humans die easily to a killing blow Krieger: Shovel attack go!

[@johnrad9512]

Krieger used Shovel. It was *super effective!*

[@Jester4460]

No Melle?

[@SetuwoKecik]

@@Jester4460 no hunters wants to engage with their prey in close combat 😎

[@gr1mmy954]

**Battlefield 1 flashbacks**

[@ghin1091]

To be fair, we do.

[@hellcore9153]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow." *falling metal pipe sound effect*

[@b.thomas8926]

Never underestimate a Krieger's shovel technique. The E in E-tool stands for EMPEROR!

[@thetrueyuu8474]

Krieg Soldier: “Everyone dies easily on the battlefield, you are no exception.”

[@3baxcb]

He must be fun at parties.

[@NorninTGK]

Krieger: Shows the enemy enough respect to make sure the xenos around him are actually dead. Tau: Arrogantly assumes that the humans are dead without double checking.

[@thomask5434]

Just to take note: Krieg soldiers also do it because xenos are alien filth and no mercy given. I wouldn`t call it respect. But yes, and almost filthy dead xenos can kill you, too.

[@entropybear5847]

They're not long for this galaxy smh

[@crazylasagna3576]

There was no respect in that, just making sure the job was done

[@asasas9146]

@@crazylasagna3576 I guess he means respect in the sense that the Krieger gives enough credit to the Tau ands assumes they could still be alive and pose a threat, whil the Tau either thinks theyre all dead or too wounded to fight. Wich is a great mistake, since there is no such thing as "too wounded to fight" for the Death Korps of Krieg.

[@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique]

@@asasas9146 if a krieg can still move even a finger you are still not safe

[@demicus]

I was not expecting to start laughing my ass off to a 40k snippet. Fuck, that random shovel guy got me good. Carry on, Kriegsman. You're doing the Emperors work.

[@Anonymousduck161]

Tau: laser canons, active camouflage, mechs Kriegers: a shovel

[@CT-Clone]

Rule number one when fighting the Death Korps of Krieg. Never turn your back on a Kriegsman unless you're sure he's dead

[@TheEldritchGod]

Rule number two: If you are sure he is dead, make sure you are out of the blast radius of his det-paks when the dead man switch triggers the explosives.

[@Blaedin1337]

Rule number three: Even if you are sure he is dead, he is probably not, and unloading a whole clip would not be unreasonable.

[@tomstradetable6940]

Rule number four: There are always more kriegsmen, and you should always assume they are charging towards your location.

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

Rule Number Five: When facing a swarm of Kriegsmen, it's best to just accept your fate as you get shoveled to death.

[@TPE429]

Rule number six: always fly away from kriegmen You cant outrun kriegmen when they always have high morale

[@DarthFandoro]

Tau: Humans die so easily to the killing blow. Krieger: You talking mad shit for someone in shoveling distances.

[@tinyzinc7344]

Looked to make sure. You be me to it.

[@Wastelandman7000]

And I can shovel you and then bury you with the same tool.

[@kaworusilentpaw7246]

Tau: "Humans die so easily to the killing blow" Kriegsman: "Funny, so do you"

[@SlimShady-tc5mb]

"Human die easily to the killing blow" "People die if they are killed" Same vibe

[@mgh7634]

@Deadpoppins GachiMuchi doesn't change it from sounding stupid as hell.

[@Jamhael1]

"Hmm, yes, the floor is made out of floor".

[@rory8182]

There is a language barrier, the "Killing Blow" is the name of one of their battle doctrines (The Mont'ka)

[@Hiddenman15]

Never kill Kriegsman, You're only going to encourage them and get them excited.

[@ryanwilson441]

*Violence erection intensifies*

[@99eewing]

Like Orkz, the best thing to do is leave and become "boring"

[@Atlas3060]

"Don't shoot Mongo, you'll only anger him" -Blazing Saddles

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

There are four things you should be afraid of 1: Moonless night 2: Storm over ocean 3: Anger of a kind person 4: Krieg with a shovel

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

5. Salamanders who just can't wait to remove their armour before they hug you.

[@SoulCharizard]

@@mysterylovescompany2657 To D E A T H

[@g4fly4ever8]

6: Dukhari No need to add more

[@seedycanadian3027]

7. Genestealer uprising

[@user-tq1vm5gi4m]

You forgot about Night lords...

[@ThePhotographerHimself]

Tau: “Humans die so easily” Kriegsman: "Let me introduce my fucking shovel"

[@ricecooker7037]

I like how the rest of the tau are just watching in confused shock at this random kriegsman just going ham

[@giacomoromano8842]

Kriegers: *makes sures the enemy is death after achieving victory.* "Professionals have standards." Tau: *smug noises of superiority.*

[@albofrfr]

And then gets slapped by space German with shovel 💀

[@paytonkraft7564]

@@albofrfr Worth it, TBR.

[@albofrfr]

@@paytonkraft7564 tau are legit weak af and would get clapped by any faction in warhammer if they really focused on them,Space Germans with Space shovels would wipe them out no cap

[@paytonkraft7564]

@@albofrfr Ikr

[@paytonkraft7564]

@@albofrfr legit their only advantages are their battlesuits and there being too much to zero in on them.

[@shmok3y]

Tau: "Humans die so easy to the killing blow" Krieger: "oh you mean like this?" Tau: "wha-" *BONK*

[@ComradeOgilvy369]

Get stronk Go bonk Can't parry the two hand carry

[@smurlix5676]

"Guardsmen, what are our casualty rates?" "99.9% sir" _"Excellent"_

[@notmyemail506]

Thats kind of low tbh

[@tatefreeman4563]

Tau: "Humans die easily to the killing blow" Kriegsman: "Were it so easy..."

[@raspyApostle]

ayyyyyy arby time

[@BLOrtega]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow" I mean we could say the same for you if the Imperium wasn't so busy getting chomped by Tyranids, having their heads bashed in by the Orks , making sure Chaos doesn't rape them at every corner of the galaxy and putting Necrons to sleep because some toaster boys wanted to take a peek inside their tombs. Humans could just launch another Damocles Crusade if it wasn't busy with the other factions

[@FeeDBacKMKII]

jajaja excuses excuses....i was once an adveturer but then i got a arrow in my kne. blablablup

[@Marth667]

Its like saying 'things die when I shoot them' well duh. Let the imperium do its version of a killing blow 'ambush' on tau and see how you manage to hit the broad side of a barn when they're in melee range.

[@FeeDBacKMKII]

@@Marth667 will never happen cause the to busy mastrubate over one krieger killing a Tau with a mace from behind

[@generalvictorironraven.1347]

The only reason the tau still exist is because the GW gave them more plot armor than the damn ultra Smurfs!

[@FeeDBacKMKII]

@@generalvictorironraven.1347 goes the same for Imperium etc. In many Szenarios...btw the only reason rhe tau exists cause gw invented this race like every other race.

[@User-zh8rp]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow" Bold words from someone in the melee range

[@Echo_1773]

not the kriegsman reading the " PRESS X TO ASSASINATE " button lol

[@cas9297]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow" Krieger: "And I took that personally".

[@isaacschmitt4803]

Tau: Humans die easily to the Killing Blow. Kriegsman: And Tau are fatally allergic to melee combat. Guess who brought a shovel?

[@Bomtaker01]

Love how the Stealth suits say "humans die easily" after killing a bunch of people who's literal reason for being on a battlefield is to die, whilst having the advantage of invisibility after presumably watching the kreigsman just wipe out a bunch of fire warriors. Thats like bragging you killed a terminally ill person by using a machine gun after you watched them kill someone else by clobbering them over the head with a shoe...

[@71midnight]

mmmm shoe thats a weird way to spell shovel is this some ancient form of shovel from the dark ages

[@Bomtaker01]

@@71midnight no ment shoe, it made a more amusing image in my head.

[@ravensquote7206]

*and then getting beat to death by that same terminally ill person with the same damn shoe

[@ThatGuyOnFireKnownAsAndrew]

I love the idiots who think the Kriegsman are anything but useful retards hopped up on propaganda 😂 says a lot about the fan base tbh 😂

[@Sh1ft3r123]

@@Bomtaker01 no I think you meant shovel

[@stepanotrisal1512]

Every interaction of Tau with humans is basically: "Wait, there's MORE of them!? HOW?"

[@richardsousa2625]

He who wishes to die in battle is seldom easily defeated

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

Tau: "humans die easily to the killing blow!" Kriegsman: "* whispers * so do you" *Then proceeds to beat their fucking advanced battlesuit ass into a pulp with a shovel*

[@jj-vp2cj]

Imagine if that soldiers could have the same tecno lvl that carrie those tau

[@jj-vp2cj]

That would bé crazy

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

@@jj-vp2cj I mean, a simple shovel was able to turn that "advanced suit" into a coffen. I dont think the Kriegsam need it.

[@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69]

@@ottovonbismarck7646 What about a advanced *shovel*

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

@@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 are you implying.... a power shovel!?!?

[@GrayMatter337]

T'au: "humans die easily." Krieger: "that makes two of us."

[@Reaper-J129]

Tau: "humans die easily to the killing blow" Kriegsman: "tau die easily to the shovel"

[@thuranz2773]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow" "So do Tau"

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Even easier.

[@DoctorGrim456]

I'm pretty sure most creatures die to the killing blow

[@e21big]

@@DoctorGrim456 there's a reason it's called "the klilling blow"

[@IAmTheStig32]

The Exodite: [Patrick grinning maliciously]

[@Wormy_fren]

@@e21big The killing blow obviously is a method of hugging. That's why they were surprised.

[@ocharlie3286]

Tau: we use high-tech costumes and advanced weapons, no one can defeat us. Kriegsman: SHOVEL!!!

[@azurewraith2585]

That must have been a damn well made shovel to instantly cave in power armor. realistically if the armor was even on the level of medieval plate mail a shovel would just bounce off.

[@alice-dl6mf]

The shovel was powered by the Krieger’s anger at being left alive.

[@antonioliles5027]

LOL It was also a hell of a trench mace. Although I did have to look twice to see it was not a shovel LOL

[@nilsingvar7319]

"Humans die when you kill them" - Some T'au genius.

[@AlanGChenery]

The problem with a strict caste system right there. :p

[@meem4606]

Some dead tau genius*

[@janlim0916]

"Humans dies easily to the killing blow" *Kriegsmen does multiple killing blows*

[@gmantheman5353]

Tau: Humans die easily to the killing blow. Also the tau: **Proceeds to get shovel smacked** Kreigsman: You were saying?

[@philthephilosopher9235]

"Humans die easily to the killing bow." People die when they are killed.

[@enricoyamato1822]

Tau: 300k of equipment down the drain. Imperium: 30 cents

[@omegon2540]

He is a solider He has base 200 hp He is from krieg so he literally doesn’t care about death And he has a sharp shovel And your a tau within melee range

[@ubilava9454]

*You’re

[@j.b.fsomin7242]

@@ubilava9454 You're*

[@ferdinand5223]

@@j.b.fsomin7242 yru'oe*

[@j.b.fsomin7242]

@@ferdinand5223 Me*

[@Orgruk]

*soldier

[@aransmeallie5344]

**presenting a fire warrior impaled by a bayonet** "The enemy cannot pull a trigger if you disable their hand." -Ancient Krieg Drill Instructor Wisdom

[@shadowofhawk55]

Nah, the Kriegers would look at the Movie's MI and go (City Wok owner voice) WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[@Tank50us]

I see you are a man of culture.

[@boxant]

Desire to know more intensifies.

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

Wanna know more? 😁

[@haywire3482]

You might find that the Drill Instructor is actually an Eldar. (Yes. Same actor. Clancy Brown. He voiced the Exodite character in this animation)

[@risi3057]

Tau: “humans die easily.“ That one Krieg soldier: “EAT MY SHOVEL PIECE OF JUNK“

[@binibnladin]

"Humans die easily tonthe killing blow" Krieg: *Proceeds to land a killing blow*

[@grizzlybear352]

"Humans Die Easy" Kriegsman after having all their limbs blown off: Augh! Argh! Yep! Back at it

[@primarchxvi9492]

"It's only a flesh wound!"

[@szarekhthesilent2047]

so you found the infiltrating Necronwarrior. ah. well. nevermind. better luck next time.

[@anarex0929]

You should of said it was but a scratch. That's it you're digging 100 tunnels as punishment for failure to meme.

[@MrDosonhai]

Those are high-quality bayonets and shovels, piercing through Tau's armor like butter.

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

Tau: “Humans die easily to the killing blow.” (Proceeds to die to an angry human with a shovel.)

[@squibblez2517]

i love how he didnt even care that he would die to the other Tau. he chose his target, readied his shovel, and just kept SWANGIN.

[@chrishoughton2500]

He earnt the emporers forgiveness with that move

[@Autechltd]

I like how beforehand it shows the Kriegsman being pragmatic enough to bayonet all the bodies just to make sure.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

"if they don't stink, stick 'em"

[@NtoTheM]

Tau: "He, humans die easily to the killing blow." Kriegsman: "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD APPLY A KILLING BLOW!"

[@Alamandorious]

You know, those bayonettes are actually pretty impressive, being able to penetrate advanced armor.

[@sidknoop6381]

Random Tau: Humas die easily. Random Krieger: smaesh.

[@Magnus_Corvus]

Funny that the Krieger isn't using a shovel at the end, but everyone almost universally accepts that it is a shovel. The fan base clearly knows better than GW

[@eesaali7339]

yes we do

[@feyr73]

Entrenching tool best tool.

[@Shrek40K]

That’s clearly a shovel dude wtf are u on?

[@loiu657]

​@@Shrek40KLook closer. It's a trench mace of some kind

[@Shrek40K]

@@loiu657 shhhhh its a shoveeeel its a shovel

[@shadowkiller1793]

Average guard regument when facing impossible odds: They say we won't out live the night The death korp of krieg: Ride to ruin, to the world's ending! Death! Death!

[@thedrunkenwanker2007]

little did she know she wasn't gonna live long enough to take back what she said

[@91rumpnisse]

Tau: NOOOOOOOOOOO! You can't survive my killing blow! You're human, you are supposed to die easy to it! Krieger: hahaha shovel goes *bonk*

[@rory8182]

Funnily enough, the Mont'ka (Killing Blow in English) is absolutely terrible against Kriegers, because it relies on swift precise destruction of the strongest enemy forces, and then mopping up the remainders. The Kriegers have no strongest units, they are just really numerous

[@Peter_Turbo4]

Tau: “Lol, the gue’la die so easily to Pulse weapons” Krieger with a Mace: *”[unintelligible]!”*

[@taOGrimace]

Tau: "Humans die easily to the killing blow" Also Tau: (within melee range)

[@danthewatcher9681]

You may be able to outsmart A Krieg Guardsman but you can never outsmart HIS SHOVEL!

[@vranlekhavran8294]

To all of you pointing out "no shit, killing blow kills" - yes, but the Tau are likely specifically referencing the (showcased) use of one of their tactical doctrines, Mont'ka, (aka killing blow), rather than plainly stating that "humans die when killed".

[@naruyashan]

That's a good point.

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

That doesn’t make the line sound any less stupid though

[@alreadyblack3341]

Not funny, didn't laugh.

[@LadyHearth]

Waiting to strike until they are in the right position isn’t even Mont’ka realistically its one of the other many strategies they employ but out of the main two its closer to Kauyon anyways

[@naruyashan]

@@LadyHearth That is literally Mont'ka, though? Kauyon is baiting into kill zones.

[@szymonrozanski6938]

A stealth melee attack from the back instantly kills your target

[@tektoastium7241]

“Humans die so easily to the killing blow” That one Krieger: oke *apply shovel*

[@killerexe007]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow" has some serious "People die when they are killed" energy

[@Jamhael1]

It has the same feeling as "Hmm, yes, the floor is made out of floor", or "I am Captain Obvious, and right now, I am breathing through my nose".

[@rory8182]

Language barrier, "Killing Blow" is one of their battle doctrines, more commonly refered to as "Mont'ka"

[@fuzzwobble]

@@rory8182 This. They're following a sort of martial discipline. It was the soldier being thankful for her choices in life before ironically being smacked to death by a shovel.

[@R4ptorrrr]

Lol

[@paserock4361]

Tau: Humans die easily to a killing blow Krieger: I'm rubber, you're glue... *when I get done with you*

[@Ghostof17War]

„Humans die easily to the killing blow.“ „Bold words for someone in shovel range…“

[@aurolineblack3692]

Tau: Humans die easily to the killing blow Krieger: Guess what? So do you.

[@danielcollinspda9936]

Tau: "Humans die easily" The Dead inside Krieger: Grabs his shovel and beats that honor less Tau into the Blueberry pulp it deserves and can't do anything as Tau have no honorable Melee combat. Truely Honor less well Except FarSight

[@Finalhellmaster]

That... Is... ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL

[@SetuwoKecik]

No hunters wants to engage with their prey in close combat.

[@shamrocksardonic2582]

Not a shovel. It was a mace/trench club.

[@SetuwoKecik]

@@shamrocksardonic2582 so a shovel with style

[@Darknessblade4me]

@@SetuwoKecik "no hunter want to engage in close combat" Pretty sure before ranged combat was a thing, most hunting species had no other way BUT to go in up close and personal.... Just saying

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

Ah yes, a sneak attack usually works, what riveting commentary from that Tau who can't hold her own if there's an enemy within five meters of her.

[@therandomlaniusedward2140]

Tau: "Humans die easily from a killing blow." Krieger: "You don't know why killing blow is a called killing blow, right? HERE'S AN EDUCATION!"

[@mylatedroid101]

Tau getting bonked by a shovel has a lovely noise to it

[@nilsg9895]

These have gotten so much better since I first started watching the channel and it’s awesome to see the quality of the cinematography, lighting, VFX, and voice acting get better over time. Keep up the great work!

[@Slayer398]

Great, the episode "looked" lovely. But could you hear a damn thing in any of the Exodite episodes? The answer is no because the sound was crap since the voices were drowned out by a combination of the music and sound effects and the lighting was terrible. So don't blow smoke up my ass about how "Great!" all the animation has gotten.

[@RN-ez1nn]

Tau: *surprise attacks Kriegers* Humans die easily to the killing blow. Krieger: *surprise attacks Taus* Xeno scums die easily to the shovel blow.

[@Fallerin]

"Let me show you the ways of WW1 warefare" *BONK*.

[@calebstephens8523]

“Humans die easily to the killing blow” *gets domed*

[@epicmediocrity2603]

1:What happened? Report! 2:We completed the ambush...but were attacked by a lone survivor with a mighty human relic.. 3:...it was a digging implement 2: shhh.. Damm it karl 1: what was that!? Report!

[@peris_arts_film9699]

You have learned two things. 1 never doubt the Krieg. 2. FEAR THE SHOVEL

[@angryeliteultragree6329]

It’s not a lesson, when there’s no one left to learn it.

[@SignoftheMagi]

Tau: *Humans die easily to the Killing Blow* Krieger: *We were already dead, fool.*

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

"Humans die easily to the killing blow." "What's that, Shovel? 'Kill them all'? Good idea!"