Debunking Urban Legends w/ Jacob Sharpe

[@isaacfontanez9627]

i love when kurtis is laughing really hard and he grabs his chest or shoulder like he's having a heart attack

[@dolphinman9896]

Fr 😭

[@arinatkachenko9926]

it’s the chris evans move

[@dbyron3824]

Like Chris Evans

[@alyssanonymous]

it's all to cover up when he actually gets them :thumbsup:

[@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl]

I hope I wasn't the only one who read that as "When Kurtis is really hard"

[@persephoenix]

"no more laptop, only movies." *neil breen nods approvingly*

[@kimverduijn1626]

This, this comment, I love it

[@merediths.693]

this comment wins

[@666_cthulhu]

god this is so deep in the sauce i love it

[@AydenGraceMusic]

“Made it seem like his fingers were VERY loose” That’s cause the hypnosis guy told him his fingers were getting looser

[@aname2122]

This is underrated.

[@curlychapina]

I thought they were going to say that!! Hahaha such a missed opportunity!

[@AydenGraceMusic]

@@leila9702 oh my gosh thank you, I wrote this at like 3am haha

[@efrizzie6091]

STOP

[@carmenmercedes9903]

I read your comment like 5 mins ago and I haven't been able to get back to the video I'm laughing so hard XD

[@apolloparkway9532]

"I didn't want to get married so I faked my own death" has Jaystation vibes

[@pissapocalypse]

I killed my girlfriend because I got cold feet but now I'm lonely so I'm gonna summon her ghost (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops were called???)

[@giannacarter9711]

i think it would be more accurate to say he faked his fiancé’s death

[@bandaid.bandit]

@@pissapocalypse I guffawed involuntarily

[@meaninglessblob7036]

Or my story animated

[@ember9361]

It's a perfect example of the rule of 3s -Mackin' a mackerel -Group sex with a grouper - *F U C K I N G A T R O U T* /*chef's kiss/* perfecto

[@jii5046]

So nice to see kurtis letting the guy painting his house in on this vid so unique and quirky

[@sunysid3up]

HELP THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

[@agoofygoober7649]

UNIQUE AND QUIRKY PLS

[@fatbgmanbg975]

@@agoofygoober7649 bro, cool photo!👍

[@emmadorrain23]

IM SORRY- THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

[@sidneyirl]

He’s either the painter or some lobster fisherman straight from the warf

[@tq8260]

i love that kurtis continues to educate me about 2000s obscure canadian television

[@Yung-Cook]

Kurtis and Cody need to do one together

[@kayleenelson7613]

I love it bc i never had even though about the blizzard shows other countries have

[@samnkayjay]

It was a great show, I loved urban legends, didn't realize it was only on Canadian TV when I was younger though lol

[@alliexcx5576]

Yes

[@moetatoes]

It only makes me realize I watched a lot of Canadian television for a USA kid.

[@demerrara]

"fucking a trout" fully sent me into a spiral yall are twice as funny together

[@nostrilsflared3635]

Did they use Cody's sound effect from the podcast???

[@eep3]

@@nostrilsflared3635 it’s not his sound effect, but yes, they did use the pufferfish sound on the TMG pod :)

[@kyyy48]

@@nostrilsflared3635 yeah 🐡

[@joutatheegg]

Same

[@MM-ou6yh]

i DIED

[@ovvvven]

The bus one was funny to me because from the wife’s perspective, her husband was lost at sea, and then without context, is told that he was hit by a bus. Making it sound like he got hit by a bus while at sea and fucking died.

[@yaz8065]

even better, he survived to the sea, got out of it and while trying to walk his way home, he got hit by a bus. it just get better, so many possibilities

[@heather_doestruecrime]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@heather_doestruecrime]

I needed this laughter lol

[@pissapocalypse]

You're laughing. A man got hit by an ocean bus and you're laughing

[@itzbrrrz]

Yo I’m the 1000th like💅💅

[@glowvxn]

"A portable DVD player, it's like a laptop that only plays movies" I'm genuinely crying at this why is that so funny

[@emilytalerman3567]

They’re actually awesome

[@nicoledoubleyou]

My grandma had one

[@jitterymitty7198]

laugh as you will but i had a spongebob themed one and it was dope.

[@MRSIHATECAKES]

power..... 💜

[@glowvxn]

@@jitterymitty7198 do u still have it,,,

[@nickisnotgreen]

these guys!!!

[@bonnibloop_]

those dudes!!!

[@julia211_]

they’re just goofy lil fellas

[@jacobsharpeiscool]

THIS GUY!!

[@keiorie]

hi nick happy monday!!

[@mlle7321]

This guy!!!

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

“craig is the most ‘got hit by a bus’ name” jacob why does this ring so true

[@notalexc840]

this really grabs me by the truth

[@starstartheopposite4765]

Because Craig is the evil version of Greg and we must destroy them

[@vainveinss]

@@starstartheopposite4765 yes

[@iseeyousleepdad6463]

Because Jacob is a wise man

[@Fyrnskulblaka]

My names not craig but I have been hit by a bus :')

[@minioncat5222]

it’s really great to see jacob with a beard again. finally free from sebastian ball’s grip.

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

I read that as "Sebastians ball grip." Help

[@k1ttiesaves]

SAME LMAO

[@pabomba323]

Im glad he evolved into a Canadian lumberjack

[@seren_wraps]

@@pabomba323 he looks like a NYC dude who is taking insta pictures in 2016

[@N0B1tches]

@@pho_is_not_interesting I physically cackled at this holy shit

[@smileyfacelegend]

That body cast coming out of the shadows was the most terrifying thing.

[@knightogourd]

When I was watching it the first time I thought he was a fucking ghost and that it was gonna turn into a horror movie it scared me so bad 😭

[@liv796]

and when the world needed them most, the iconic duo returns once again.

[@trailmix3497]

i am so sorry you have so many bots replying to this

[@BettiePagan]

A bot literally copy pasted ur comment and it’s showing above your actual comment with 2.1k less likes lmao

[@liv796]

sabathory WHAT NOO

[@nervousssubject]

the energy these two exude when they're together is just so unhinged and chaotic and I absolutely love it

[@liveonthefarm9415]

I need everyone to come to me

[@moonagelobotomite]

you see what you get for describing things as chaotic. smh

[@moethemoon]

The bots on KZbin are getting unbearable smh

[@sanguinesakura]

the guy who lost his fingers watched the second part of the hypnotist’s act and missed the first part

[@trinitymyers403]

Underrated comment

[@Dethamaranth]

LMFAAOO

[@jetscorner]

They were probably watching the video in the car and the one guy saw the last part right before they left

[@Emmaem111]

@@jetscorner This has me crying from laughter, it all connects

[@yurio3693]

,.

[@suitcaseyyy]

I saw Jacob looking healthy, face has color, lots of hair, and I lost it. I may have shed a tear. Congrats for beating cancer! You two are such an awesome duo!

[@SlimThief]

Yeah

[@goofgoobernicus]

@@SlimThief yeah

[@Wirmsl]

@@goofgoobernicus Yeah

[@iluvtowelie2853]

@@Wirmsl Yeah

[@billybonkers244]

Yeah

[@finnpoe.]

It makes me happy to see Jacob has recovered from Sebastian balls

[@Chibi_Mercury]

bahahahaHAHA

[@may.127_]

LMAO OMG

[@bsings7928]

And cancer

[@genericname2747]

@@bsings7928 Yeah, that's Sebastian Balls

[@isaamaandaa]

LMAOOO THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@KyleRyanFilm]

The chemistry between Kurtis and Jacob is nothing short of admirable.

[@HoneyBee-gp2lh]

tbh he has chemistry with everyone he makes videos with

[@heyarnold3733]

Literally

[@heyarnold3733]

@@HoneyBee-gp2lh true but kurtis and Jacob chemistry is one of a kind

[@Myllovve]

@@heyarnold3733 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@lisakarson3279]

Peak comedy! I agree cuz they finish eachother's sentences unironically, too🤣 Definitely "soul mate" kind of best friends

[@kayrose3384]

"Women fake their orgasms, men fake their deaths!" "I can never make my husband die! He's always faking it!"🤣🤣🤣

[@sovietbot6708]

Imagine the husband actually being dead and the wife thinking he faked it

[@asafupps]

Fun fact: if you have a severed body part, completely encase it in ice, don’t just set it on top.

[@SheepUndefined]

Yeah, fr, you'll just save the bottom surface and let the rest get gangrene.

[@ceweweslays3621]

And don't put it directly into the ice, wrap in something 1st

[@lobdooks]

Good to know

[@HT-pl8du]

I thought you weren't supposed to put it in ice? If you want to keep it alive to get your finger reattached the ice will kill the cells faster right

[@motheroffrogs]

@@HT-pl8du yeah but if you leave a loose piece of flesh at room temperature it will rot

[@blockmonster2812]

The image of someone's wife being like "You can't keep faking your death! Just tell me what to do I promise I'll do it right!" Is so fucking funny

[@marencarter]

it’s so good to see jacob healthy! :)

[@sanem4208]

Mans recovered from watching Sebastian Balls

[@iaterosesfood4388]

*he didnt speak about the urban legend of lisa and jisoo*

[@akaainu]

@@sanem4208 LMAOO

[@Ewokawokawoka]

Yeah, way less scary now.

[@kaylee669]

Yep he stopped watching Sebastian balls videos

[@angiadcock8196]

It’s so adorable when you finish each other’s jokes and then burst out in goggles together. So much fun to watch.

[@MiaHavilahh]

That one minute you burst out in goggles

[@_.eclipse]

Goggles

[@toastarkat]

🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽🥽

[@abigigigail]

*tells joke* Me: 🥽

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

@@abigigigail 🥽

[@notacriminal7542]

Yes, Jacob looks like a fisherman and Kurtis looks like his grandson and they're having a good old time fishing for urban legends :)

[@notacriminal7542]

@bcvbb hyui Petition to make u PRESIDENT because that is a great idea ☕🍕🕴

[@extinctoart]

Grandads and grandsons shouldn't start a video by slapping peepees...

[@notacriminal7542]

@@extinctoart so I see you've never been to America

[@gothlobster-u8x]

@@notacriminal7542 dude they are probably have a sweet home in alabama

[@notacriminal7542]

@@gothlobster-u8x LMAO I really like you, goth lobster, skies must be really blue there too

[@mayhaz6431]

Jacob: “Craig is a name of a person who gets hit by a bus” Danny Gonzalez: 😈

[@mtori3247]

WAIT SO TRUE

[@mothman4672]

Good thing Greg is covered

[@ashikjaman1940]

Danny would be in favor of that

[@jujuba1450]

Wait can someone explain that joke? Did Danny hit some Craig or Greg with a bus?

[@mtori3247]

@@jujuba1450 Danny’s fan base is named Greg, but our enemies are Craigs because he said so.

[@IrontwistFiM]

jacob unhinges his jaw like a fucking snake to laugh and it's honestly incredible

[@ClaraMercury]

HAHAHA true

[@choco_L8]

you got a bot party going on here

[@lexidim6377]

@@choco_L8 They are literally everywhere how is this even possible

[@camo.0w0]

lmaooo what are these bots

[@faithdella2527]

@@choco_L8 seriously what is happening lol. Every top comment has like 5 bots

[@pogostickjackson]

that Craig guy is so fucking funny to me, like it wasn't the being married part that bothered him it was literally just the wedding 😂😂

[@livynotlivi8665]

I REMEMBER THIS SHOW! IT TRAUMATIZED ME 😀 They had an episode where a babysitter takes acid and gets high off her ass while watching a baby and ends up putting the baby in the oven and the chicken in the cradle. As a young kid who didn’t fully understand the difference between truth and myth, didn’t see the end of the episode to confirm whether it was true or false (it’s false lol) and had an anxiety disorder, it scarred me. For years I would panic and sob when my mom would try to leave me with a babysitter and would never let the babysitter out of my sight in case they randomly decided to put my little brother in the oven.

[@cottoncherry2177]

sounds like a movie or short film except it was an android instead of a high babysitter

[@nongshimrizzforce]

I'm sry but wasn't there a news story about that...

[@geegeezlouis86]

@@nongshimrizzforce someone definitely microwaved a baby like 10 years ago

[@ahuman9519]

@@geegeezlouis86 I found the video kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnytZIiJmNeJbtk

[@2cat4life]

i watched a similar story from this same show that HAUNTED me except it involved an old lady microwaving her fucking dog

[@TimeBucks]

Can’t believe Danny hit Craig

[@komasanicecream1390]

This sounds alot like a comment that was made before this one

[@dogsandcatsrule3856]

I guess you can say that Craig got CARma! Sorry I'll take my leave-

[@ch401ic]

@Har Ruca however i love these fishermen

[@tolua8361]

@Har Ruca bot and scam

[@urmomssidechicklol]

@Har Ruca i wish ur name is craig

[@muskaan3711]

The guy faking his death to escape the wedding reminded me of how Chandler literally moved to Yemen instead of breaking up with Janice in Friends.

[@anisa7591]

LMAO YEAH

[@hwlsgrl]

i’d do this tbh

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@@hwlsgrl that's not healthy and you probably shouldn't be in a relationship

[@lorana__7869]

@@chickenalpaca0332 let's calm down chicken alpaca

[@hwlsgrl]

@@chickenalpaca0332 not to that degree but i just cannot stand confrontation

[@Threewords333]

As a fellow Italian fan I never thought I would see Giucas Casella in one of your videos, it's hilarious

[@elisadefranceschi8314]

sono morta appena l'ho visto ahahahahah

[@Volth]

Question, is that story really true? 'cause I tried to find out more about it, but I can't find anything... And if it happened multiple times and was enough for the guy to get kicked off a show, I feel like I'd find something about it. I'm just curious because I was sure it was false, as far as I know, that is not at all how hypnosis works...

[@simplefrogmossybog9114]

Lmao when I read this first I thought you were just a fan of Italian people

[@apc2851]

@@Volth for hypnosis to work, the person needs to be open to suggestion, which lots of kids are. I find it hard to believe that no one could pull the hands apart but hypnotised people can keep it up for a long time. But if they don’t want to be hypnotised, they won’t be. Hypnosis can’t make you do anything you don’t want to do. Strange you couldn’t find anything on it, maybe it wasn’t reported on in English language news?

[@Volth]

@@apc2851 Yeah, I know a bit about hypnosis and fully know that it's not magic, it's more of a semi-conscious state, that's why I found that hard to believe and tried to find a source. Hypnosis is not magic, but I guess it can be stronger with kids since they're way more suggestible? Still, I would imagine that the "effects" would wear off by themselves after the TV had been turned off.

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

Jacob needs a yellow rainjacket to complete his trawler fisherman costume.

[@rudolphiscrying7575]

And then he can go Mackin' the Mackarel

[@barbarafromaccounting7859]

I’m a simple woman. I see Kurtis and Jacob and click immediately.

[@iaterosesfood4388]

*he didnt speak about the urban legend of lisa and jisoo*

[@kiwikrg]

Mood 😂

[@TheFairyGoblin]

Dude. I have never felt a comment so deeply🤣

[@sophiamorrow896]

I identify with this statement fully and completely ✨

[@inroom108]

Facts!

[@torizzle_14]

Five minutes in and they’re already laughing about balls again. Old reliable.

[@starfoam9467]

Reminds me of that Hajime sprite lmao

[@alchemlemnis]

@haiu pow solocmira holy shit shut up

[@dolphinman9896]

It aint a true kurtis and jacob collab w out the ball jokes.

[@seamusmckeon9109]

8:00 I think the Italian hypnotist’s loosening spell was so powerful it lasted 30 years and also traveled to Hamilton, ON

[@sydneyruewho13]

That’s what I’m saying

[@angelicart.6]

can confirm, that guy’s dangerous 😔

[@birthgravy]

Might wanna change that pfp

[@seamusmckeon9109]

@@birthgravy I agree

[@Alwayssjess]

The last guy in the full-body cast is literally squidward crying because he can’t speak

[@boogityhoo7452]

You have 2 first names but don't worry. Let's get married and you will have an awesome last name. Marsala

[@kaylathomas1517]

@@boogityhoo7452 Down bad 😔

[@BreadLoeuf]

Except Craig couldn't firmly grasp it because his fingers were severed by a 2005 Honda Civic

[@boogityhoo7452]

@@kaylathomas1517 tell me bout it. She's beautiful though so I'm shooting my shot

[@jesyramirez1998]

@@boogityhoo7452 never seen anyone shoot their shot on KZbin before

[@karlhelmerich5709]

Evil Kurtis Conner be like: I FULLY know her 😈

[@doofyfortnite1744]

KURTIS COMMENTED MY VIDEO . .

[@iaterosesfood4388]

*he didnt speak about the urban legend of lisa and jisoo*

[@7upvids]

God damn there’s so many bots so quickly

[@karlhelmerich5709]

@@7upvids I know it’s terrible

[@hiinsanity]

@@7upvids it’s kinda depressing actually

[@maddalenabrozzi7302]

As an Italian, I can confirm that the magician guy, Giucas Casella, is a really famous TV personality here in Italy. He was active on TV between the 80s and the 90s. He's currently a contestant in the Big Brother house at the age of 71, such an icon. Anyway, it was really funny for me to see him in one of your videos. Love you guys !

[@pondee2279]

Parliamo di quanto è brutto il Giucas della ricostruzione? 😂 Sembra uno degli oompa loompa

[@maddalenabrozzi7302]

@@pondee2279 quasi più trash del vero Giucas haha

[@IAmABlankSpace]

Stavo per scrivere anche io un commento del genere!!!

[@joshswain4900]

@@maddalenabrozzi7302 You're italian? My deepest condolences

[@nova-qs6th]

@@joshswain4900 italy slander?

[@Spacesatyr6565]

"His fingers must've been very loose already" Looks like the hypnotist struck again...

[@sandorpa]

bro I'm loving jacob's outfit, it makes him look like a plumber

[@rinaliny]

He's getting ready to lay that pipe.

[@froodlenoodle]

you make a genuine comment and 3 bots reply? damn

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Deepsea fisherman to me.

[@CereaIkilla]

NOT THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT...wait is your statement a good or bad thing😭

[@sandorpa]

@@froodlenoodle theyre ruthless bro

[@sgtslonelyheart9355]

As an Italian, the fact that they said “Mafia” while showing a police car made me crack up

[@olgacugno842]

I died at Giucas Casella 😂😂

[@justjacques4282]

oh ciao, bello incontrare altra gente italiana

[@snakewithapen5489]

Ah yes, the mafia, the most law abiding citizens, providing safe and effective police work through all of italy

[@jaxhollywood9804]

I always love when people go “the Mafia” like there isn’t like 50 families or something

[@812558]

@@jaxhollywood9804 It'd be like if people were talking about the prolific American organized crime group "The Gang"

[@espribrockway]

If the last one was real, I like to imagine that the couple got their whole group of friends together to watch it as it aired. Simultaneously, they all realize that Craig tried to fake his own death; his wife included. Not one of them knew that was part of the story. Craig sits there shaking with his Miller Lite in hand. But instead of confessing, tears just stream down his face. As the friends remember his unforgettable body cast, and upturned boat, they *know* it can't be mumbo jumbo.

[@katiemackcomments]

“they know it can’t be mumbo jumbo” KILLED me

[@saucyminx4655]

The emotion in this comment... It brings me to my knees.

[@kinuyki]

What a headcanon

[@deinogreenstreet8631]

But what if it’s Grian?

[@Pumpkin_3890]

I'm going through the comments as I wait for the video to load. Having no context for this is hilarious 💀

[@falxhsan]

"girls fake their orgasms, men fake their death" is the single best sentence i've heard all my life

[@TreeThings]

"Craig has been hit by a bus." Me apart of the Greg army: WOO!

[@seraphimsuburbia]

HELLO FELLOW GREG !!!!

[@kiki8792]

GREG ARMY LETS GO

[@toppiccywoppiccyowo5891]

GREGS RISE!!

[@kermit_fan5059]

Fuck you craig! Greg army lets go!!!

[@krismuttz]

GREG GANG

[@rosywatkins8786]

Real talk, y’all are GOLD together. I love seeing you guys riff off each other and make each other laugh, it’s clear you guys have an amazing friendship. Yet another great vid 💕

[@Tattooineismycity]

They’re an epic comedy duo, that’s for sure!!

[@ggundercover3681]

that's how I feel with many you tubers I like.

[@shuruff904]

*"Awww!" SFX plays*

[@weirdbitch247]

Literally!!!! I love them so much

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

For sure, I love their videos together so much ✋😭

[@malloryg4251]

Never did I ever imagine that I would see a man with a neck beard AND yellow nail polish. Love you, Jacob! I'm so happy you beat cancer

[@lovelessuponthewall]

I'm Italian and I totally lost it at "Giucas Casella was on tv" AND THEN THE REAL GIUCAS CASELLA SHOWED UP I CAN'T

[@giadadebbia338]

sto morendo non mi aspettavo di vedere giucas in un video di Kurtis

[@skitzosoup]

Italians arent eveb real😒😐

[@overitreb]

@@giadadebbia338 idem ahahah

[@foxxo6715]

@@skitzosoup yeah how do people not know that 🙄

[@skitzosoup]

@@foxxo6715 i hate liars

[@apoorvatayal1532]

The one thing I love about kurtis town dwellers is that more than half of these comments are just celebrating how healthy Jacob looks. They loved the video too I'm sure but they are much more invested in knowing that jakey boy is better. It's just a wholesome thing

[@anushka3668]

i love our folks:)

[@blkbarbie2671]

i know he has brain cancer but how do you mean hes better? like he’s looking better or the chemo is actually working? either way happy for the improvement and i pray this guy keeps being his funny as heck self❤️❤️❤️

[@cosmicnic]

@@blkbarbie2671 i think hes in remission, someone correct me if im wrong though please!!

[@leech9751]

@@cosmicnic yeah he is im pretty sure

[@morganedwards2481]

I missed Jacob and kurtis’s collabs I stg their so funny together

[@doofyfortnite1744]

KURTIS COMMENTED MY VIDEO . .

[@morganedwards2481]

@@doofyfortnite1744 good for u lol

[@qpapapnewsfuffles3177]

@@morganedwards2481 According to the video kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaiUaoZ3oZaCeLM May I ask what name of the movie in video

[@themiraculous0447]

Lmao, that magician dude could straight up become a super villian. He even has the perfect villian origin story. Banned from TV because he's just to powerful and uses his power to get revenge on the execs that forced him to stop.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

He’s basically the scarecrow

[@justabridget]

Cant believe how realistic the CGI was back then! They made Italy look like a real place!

[@alinab.5852]

What‘s even crazier is they turned Italy into a real place after this show!

[@justjacques4282]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[@kazukihoshino7]

@@justjacques4282 WHY DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME

[@justjacques4282]

@@kazukihoshino7 WHAT ARE YOU WONDERING?

[@jaxhollywood9804]

@@justjacques4282 WHAT DO YOU KNOW

[@madysonjenkins8194]

the longer his mullet grows, the more his power does as well. hes like fuckin samson

[@zizzymarideth2575]

his power grows longer LMMAOOO

[@bird4218]

@Angelia carrots are the best!

[@deasyastarr]

Don’t forget the mustache lol

[@alinab.5852]

the phrase "grabbed by truth" is of the same genre as "slapped by legal"

[@frogofalltime]

violence via law jargon is my favourite genre of all

[@heather_doestruecrime]

Never in my life did I think I’d be laughing SO hard at someone being hit by a bus, or being wheeled into a church in a full body cast

[@anxiousemu]

Dude I recently went through a gnarly major surgery for some cancer in my neck, and the whole thing has been so horrible, even though it wasn’t as threatening as Jacob’s, but I just gotta say that seeing him looking so healthy again made me tear up. I’m so proud and so happy for him and I love ya’ll so much, thanks for keeping me company and giving me comfort through such a shitty time. 💖

[@_Katya_Snow]

So sorry for everything you’re going through and best wishes on your recovery! Your positivity and gratitude is an inspiration 🥰💪🏻❤️‍🩹🙏🏻

[@anxiousemu]

@@_Katya_Snow That is so sweet..i appreciate that 🥺 thankyou so much 💓

[@mariekona]

best wishes on your recovery ❤️

[@blitzyblook3315]

i hope your recovery goes well

[@anxiousemu]

Thankyou guys so much 💓

[@kaliyawilliams7703]

Jacob’s outfit and accessories are so cute! They suit him so well

[@kaliyawilliams7703]

@Eidolon from what I know he has a female partner. He just seems very in touch with his masculine and feminine sides and it just looks rly good

[@catherinelastname]

That first clip with the hypnotist is literally what created my fear of all things hypnotism-related as a kid Crazy to see it again as an adult

[@dillpickle-no9hl]

When I was in highschool I legit had a male friend who's girlfriend caught him cheating and was actually planning on faking his own death so he wouldn't have to talk to her about it... the way straight men deal with their emotions astounds me

[@dragonsrule20201]

I started watching a true crime podcast and I swear half the stories she covers are just "man didnt know how to break up with girlfriend so he killed her" or "girlfriend broke up with man so he killed her" or "man cheated on girlfriend so he killed her so she didnt find out", its insane. Just break uppp

[@zackattack9228]

Are you in debt, Your love life's a mess, Trouble with marriage, didn't complete that Monday Homework? Just try *fakeing your death*, works evrytiem. ^_^

[@KevinLuper99]

Yep. Dudes don't know how to break up with someone. I'd rather fake my death than say a few words. You're ridiculous.

[@KevinLuper99]

@@dragonsrule20201 and y'all act like wanting to kill all men is a badge of honor and when someone actually does y'all celebrate her like she did something amazing lol.

[@literallypatrickbatemen]

@@KevinLuper99 she never said that, she said she was sick of it. You are literally the human version of limp spinach

[@chrisbailey2548]

I love Jacob so very much. He is stupid hot and his bellowing laughter is amazing. 10/10.

[@nicoledoubleyou]

Hot? He seems like a great guy but idk if that's what I'd call him

[@luver3]

@@nicoledoubleyou ok.....

[@nova-eq6lf]

@@nicoledoubleyou you're just Jackie

[@jishyjishy2359]

@@nicoledoubleyou Shut up Jackie

[@honey33333]

@@nicoledoubleyou be quiet , Jackie

[@memeju1ce]

god the comedic timing of “fucking a trout” is incredible

[@juliette_baguette]

I remember this show traumatized me as a kid, because of this story that said that someone found a dead body under a hotel bed and that you should always check for one, like tf

[@Simte]

Jacob went full Sicily on this one, I mean look that Mario drip. Sheeeesh.

[@emoboy42069]

It’s just overalls!!! Overalls aren’t Italian!!!!!

[@veganmocha]

HELP

[@veganmocha]

@@emoboy42069 they mean that he went “fully sicily” bc mario always wears overalls haha

[@brianahodnett]

The 'folks' with Jacob gets funnier each time.

[@GreysonDerulo-tv3bd]

nice pfp

[@emilyhume8403]

@@GreysonDerulo-tv3bd very swag pfps y'all

[@genericname2747]

Unus annus

[@taylorbenson4069]

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed as hard as i did when kiwi yawned/screamed

[@TheChelseaHanna]

Things that stress me out: how attracted to mulleted/mustached Kurtis I am. In fact Kurtis has made me actually like mustaches and mullets, two things I’ve always hated. You’ll rue this day, Kurtis. RUE IT.

[@greysettings9288]

SAME THO-

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

I think its cause he isnt a shitty person and usually people with the mustache/mullet duo are

[@pissapocalypse]

@@completlynormalhypernova666 when the look doesn't match the personality

[@Nightswarmer]

I've seen too many pictures of my dad with a mustache and mullet, he also had black and curly hair, so even tho Kurtis is adorable, I can't not think of my dad, when I see him..

[@thine.]

kurtis was one of the reasons i gave myself a mullet today💀

[@gottakeepaneyeoutforselene6341]

jacob looks so healthy i’m gonna cry

[@degenerate2281]

Same. I'm so happy for him

[@nayel6382]

youtube gotta nuke these bots soon or im bout to nut

[@spurcalluth6300]

7:21, literally the motto of Neil Breen: No more laptops, just movies.

[@dorothygao4355]

utterly heartbroken that kurtis doesn’t do his extra greeting anymore, I literally subscribed for it

[@meinenklinke]

We got so many extra greetings and we didn’t appreciate them until they were gone…

[@ebonyalexis32]

Same 😔

[@mushroomfiesta]

he doesn’t like it anymore. I wouldn’t want him to do it if it wasn’t genuine

[@blackparademistress1]

@@mushroomfiesta it’s always been a joke...

[@oliveraddison6143]

@@blackparademistress1 yeah but you could tell after a while he was annoyed doing them lol

[@lizzyaine3293]

The fathers “I don’t care who you are, you don’t cuta my son” killed me and I didn’t even notice it until this re-watch

[@ashskelington6540]

The overall that Jacob's wearing is choking October out

[@cindy1928]

october? i hardly know her

[@ashskelington6540]

@@cindy1928 I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry so I will punch a wall until I make a decision

[@killuaaaaa8135]

JACOB IS LOOKING SO HEALTHY IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM

[@macimiedema4204]

Being a TMG fan as well, I have heard the puffer fish noise an ungodly amount of times

[@dddddaria]

SAME LMFAO

[@lai239]

i automatically thought of noel LMAO

[@SNK_LRD]

I watched this after binging Pokémon Friendlocke and was like: “No, I thought I was done with hearing this!”

[@quasimodomojo8761]

What is TMG?

[@dimidium8755]

Tiny meat gang

[@nomslom]

THE FUCKING MUMBO JUMBO JUMPSCARE AT 5:49 MADE ME PISS MYSELD LAUGHING LMAO

[@ra3mme]

Petition for Kurt to make a white lady shirt that says “pizza, espresso, and the mafia” in wavy little font

[@ashvinbhatnagar2381]

I can confirm, my name is not Craig. I have not been hit by a bus. You guys are absolutely right.

[@ruby-hx7oo]

jacob, really happy for you on the new job. voicing mario is a big step

[@char4177]

we had a similar american show called beyond belief: fact or fiction hosted by jonathan frakes (from star trek). i watched it a LOT as a kid

[@Geordje]

i love that show

[@mammoneymelon]

oh i remember that

[@lauraguhoff]

For some reason that show is HUGE absolutely massive here in Germany.

[@bammythegreat]

the scream dubbed over kiwi yawning is absolutely sending me i am CRYING

[@sophie7780]

honestly good for the metal man i hope he's doing well on his escarpment

[@linny516]

Steel man is the Hamilton representation we need

[@valeriacristiano267]

I used to LOVE watching Urban Legends as a kid. I still remember the story of the person who lost their intestines in a plane bathroom because of the pressure. That scarred me for life lmao

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

I- what 👁👄👁

[@valeriacristiano267]

@@ambarcastaneda4763 I don’t even remember if it was true or not 😭

[@livynotlivi8665]

I hated the show but my older brother loved it, which meant I watched it by default 😭 Do you remember the babysitter that put the baby in the oven? That one fucked me up (it’s an urban legend but little kid me never knew that bc I never saw the end of the episode 🥲)

[@awknAngel]

Honestly my early teen years were the best years of (Canadian) television. I was NEVER bored watching 😌😂

[@valeriacristiano267]

@@livynotlivi8665 That does ring a bell!! I think a lot of those stories scarred many canadian kids 😂😭

[@noralni]

I swear the italian one is true, whenever that guy performed on tv my mother always told me to never follow the instructions he was giving. Apparently people really got stuck at home and he had to call them to unlock them or whatever... i swear this gave me some trauma

[@NylaTheWolf]

I'm just confused because how can people not be able to pull your hands apart even if you're not able to yourself?

[@paula-zzz]

the frigging portable dvd player brought back memories i didn't even know i have. road-trips with my family, watching ice age or maybe just wanting to watch ice age cause we usually didn't get the dvd players to work

[@juanrocollazo]

I just recently found all the videos with Jacob and saw the story of his brain tumor unfold. I'm so happy to see him here, healthy and still having an absolutely great time with Kurtis 💚

[@marinaleemeow]

@AGNEZ nice dude

[@boogityhoo7452]

Yea I'm sure most ppl either forgot or just are unaware but the fact he beat it and is still able to laugh and enjoy things is awesome. I'm sure it helps to have a good friend like Kurtis.

[@implosion321]

Please make a series of this!! Y'all are FUCKIN HILARIOUS together omfg. I love seeing the legends and guessing alongside of Jacob!!!

[@stephw.7874]

I really hope Kurtis makes this a reoccurring series with Jacob!! I liked guessing the answers with Jacob as well, and hearing these insane stories.

[@immortalsun]

12:49 Aww, the Marshmallow Man got married :’D I’m so proud!

[@nekomaru6969]

jacob and kurtis’ relationship is just so good unironically

[@Vexovibe]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@cybercidethefirst7457]

I want to be the kind of doctor that goes straight to cutting tendons.

[@allisonavery7273]

Lol

[@poro]

Seeing Giucas Casella on a kurtis video is the most random thing of the internet! Cheers from Italy, country of pizza espresso and mafia! 🇮🇹

[@sophiam7549]

Yeah, nice try, Italians aren’t real

[@xx_lunar_tears_xx8432]

12:38 my high school acting teacher on the first week of my drama class called out bc he was hit by a car while biking. His name is Craig. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@deathsheadhawkmoths]

can’t believe Danny hit Craig with a bus

[@barbararoberts7843]

I was looking for this one

[@uareloved3471]

bruh jacob is literally the coolest person ever i love their friendship

[@hellothere-fq4ty]

in my town there’s a castle ruin. apparently the woman that lived there hundreds of years ago was engaged to a man who had to go to war. all she did was sit by the window waiting for him. when he came back, she was so gaunt and hollow from stress and worry that he didn’t recognise her, and she died of sadness. sam and colby took a trip over here to stay the night in the castle and “contact her.” predictably they made fools of themselves.

[@badhbts]

I remember watching this show as a kid and the drive in one scarred me. I also remember one where a farmer’s arm were cut off by a tractor and he used his bones to dial 911 and it was true. I haven’t been able to find that episode but I swear it was a real thing lmao

[@terra5507]

WHAT😭

[@yinjagio]

GOD DAMN 💀

[@hopefullyhelping6664]

HIS BONES?!

[@xavien_818]

WHAY...

[@caemanlipsey7201]

About four years ago, the laugher side of my brain died. Even tho I laughed out loud nothing felt funny. Depression yes but I got over that after about two year and still didn’t “lol”. Especially to online content. I still felt amused I just never laughed. You changed that. The first time I laughed out loud to one of you vidoes I legit thought I heard a criptid. No joke. Since then I have been able to lol to many different media types. I just want to say, thank you, for opening that door of happiness to me.

[@duzehalo]

Welcome back :) 🌸

[@PancakesNeggs]

aw glad ur doing better

[@alexysjamesfarmer3140]

THIS IS ADORABLE i hope ur doing okay :))

[@anth636]

Yay!

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

I hope you're doing better :). Welcome to back to laughter and happiness, you deserve it

[@azimby2844]

lots of youtubers have that one buddy they feature sometimes who just always makes the video shine bc they're just having such a good time together, and Jacob is that person for Kurtis this was great :)

[@rebeccat7912]

My thoughts exactly! I really needed this today.

[@fatbgmanbg975]

@@rebeccat7912 hope for you, that tomorrow will be slightly better! :)

[@imnotschurr]

a “kurtis has posted” day is better than a bones day

[@pastelhotmess9299]

Heck yeah!!!

[@lexi-hf2lk]

I JUST COMMENTED THIS LOL SO RIGHT

[@esmeralda7060]

Well today is a bones day lol

[@stephw.7874]

I really hope Kurtis makes this a reoccurring series with Jacob!! I liked guessing the answers along with Jacob and hearing these insane stories.

[@Sitcomabed]

MY FAVORITE DUO IS BACK MY WHOLE WEEK IS MADE

[@w0rmie5]

YES

[@doofyfortnite1744]

KURTIS COMMENTED MY VIDEO . .

[@GiselleOutsold]

*uglisa flop*

[@tyleraws]

the bots in your replies

[@Sitcomabed]

@@tyleraws i cant escape them

[@austint19]

Jacob is an absolute legend. Love whenever he's on the channel.