them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp
@jjLuvv2 жыл бұрын
fr 😭
@pokaay31632 жыл бұрын
That was the weirdest bot I’ve ever had the displeasure of paying attention to
@millie..2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@lovesdramas2 жыл бұрын
Goes beyond camp 👌👌
@dakotathegreat27492 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when it just showed the husband laying on the ground
@hannahbobby23482 жыл бұрын
i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying
@staridawan2 жыл бұрын
@nchaa what😭
@ZaDe20022 жыл бұрын
@@staridawan it's a bot💀
@enigma4792 жыл бұрын
@nchaawhy is the grammar is bad 💀
@rickrolled36662 жыл бұрын
Yo 🔥kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWtapWpg5x9d9k.
@PonSealRove2 жыл бұрын
YOU CRIED?! HAHHFHG: IM GONNNA CRY NWOFAf
@vautekur11182 жыл бұрын
About the ragdoll lore: The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes
@zoyadulzura74902 жыл бұрын
Omg, yes. It seems so obvious now that you say it
@cinna36702 жыл бұрын
omg lore
@justine45812 жыл бұрын
Omg that sound horrifying, what kind of SCP is that
@ziggiplier8952 жыл бұрын
That’s absolutely horrendous I do not want to picture a rag doll with organs and such on the inside
@big_sea2 жыл бұрын
omg yes
@ChibiChidorii2 жыл бұрын
Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding
@attiethetitan2 жыл бұрын
absolutely horrific response, great job
@cospaws88102 жыл бұрын
Naw, they’re half siblings cause they only share the mother.
@thesleepydot2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@RainbowFlowerCrow2 жыл бұрын
@@cospaws8810 Rag brother, wat r u doin?! 😳
@cospaws88102 жыл бұрын
@@RainbowFlowerCrow That took me a sec ngl but 😂
@vampirebicth2 жыл бұрын
there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"
@alexanderk.6869 Жыл бұрын
It's also not the end of the world for a baby to cry for five seconds on a recording. Babies cry all the time, it's pretty much what they're known for! That's really interesting how they get baby actors to cry. I didn't know that!
@thenetherbaddie9760 Жыл бұрын
that's actually so cute. like the baby just wants to join in lol
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
OMG I'm obsessed
@hangryhufflepuff9530 Жыл бұрын
oddly adorable?
@nastassjaminson50409 ай бұрын
the phrase "baby actors" is terrifying
@reallylizjohnson2 жыл бұрын
I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
you’re so fking funny, take me like
@user-trrr2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t even move- for the rest of his life ??
@clairequackenbush57122 жыл бұрын
Advanced humor 👍
@allurajane49792 жыл бұрын
bruh when can he ever move
@erikadelisle87922 жыл бұрын
LMAO underrated comment
@Em-kz4yv2 жыл бұрын
When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”
@lenefyecak90242 жыл бұрын
I assumed her mom was her wingman.
@thisisbillgates2 жыл бұрын
Jerry Springer tagline right there: "My daughter stole my handmade boyfriend!“
@zoyadulzura74902 жыл бұрын
I figured she'd have been like, "Oh no, that's not what I made him for!" But then after reading some of these comments about how Mary's doing this to buy a house with her real boyfriend, I wonder if maybe her mom actually made the doll for this purpose.
@fangal122 жыл бұрын
My first thought was "Ooh so it's the mom who has a thing for Kurtis Conner"
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
society did this to you. We live in an age where stealing your brother-husband from your mom is a thing. You should sue!!
@luizalisboa40762 жыл бұрын
About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story
@bsings79282 жыл бұрын
Wait I love that. I’m not pissed that it’s fake anymore
@amazinc7542 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@soho64352 жыл бұрын
yeah no its still weird af
@beatrizoliveiraxavier44912 жыл бұрын
Cara, eu amei que tem gringos nos comentários achando que é real. Espera até descobrirem a grávida de Taubaté
@rob-tt3hb2 жыл бұрын
@@soho6435 no it's normal for Brazil
@strangerme61632 жыл бұрын
As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol
@Heather-ip8sd2 жыл бұрын
Fr like that would be such an interesting date
@Man-ej6uv2 жыл бұрын
i’m a free diver. ….. so, are you free on friday?
@negligible_reality Жыл бұрын
underwater dating? just go date a fish or something lol
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
Ok Aquaman
@ashacklett01 Жыл бұрын
I am not a scuba diver, but I would also like to be able date underwater 😂
@beatrizoliveiraxavier44912 жыл бұрын
THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME! She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol
@crissgll51622 жыл бұрын
vai brasil 💪🏆
@luazul_2 жыл бұрын
mano como eu n soube disso KKKKKKKKKKKK so qnd eu vi falarem no video q eu fiquei "oxeoxoeooxeoxe"
@beatrizoliveiraxavier44912 жыл бұрын
@@luazul_ eu já tinha visto antes, mas achei engraçado aparecer na gringa wifnwidn
@sydneylikestea2 жыл бұрын
this is good to hear bc i was like... why are so many people feeding into a delusion!!??
@beatrizoliveiraxavier44912 жыл бұрын
@@sydneylikestea I think it's actually kinda cute, she is trying to make her dream of owning a house come true
@meganswaneck24712 жыл бұрын
kurtis: its so hard to find love! also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years
@meelodramatic22142 жыл бұрын
finding a romantic relationship and staying in one are two different things tho
@kerensimbaokitolingo41342 жыл бұрын
@YоuTubе 🅥 lol who are you
@aezidoubleu2 жыл бұрын
Frfr
@ratadedospatas12 жыл бұрын
@YоuTubе 🅥 I’ve been rickrolled enough time to avoid that link
@vibechecked75222 жыл бұрын
It's funny that you posted about love being hard to find, and so a bunch of bots flooded you
@tabithalorelai Жыл бұрын
Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀
@gideongivesharrowboners Жыл бұрын
hey what the fuck. are you serious.
@UndeadP Жыл бұрын
Bro how 💀💀
@kikixo Жыл бұрын
i was so confused when i found that out
@andreagallegos3120 Жыл бұрын
Smh
@Tudunggiejjang Жыл бұрын
Wtf 👁️👄👁️
@laurenutts2 жыл бұрын
when I realized that was in Brazil I went to see the whole story and realized that it is just a poor woman looking for a way to buy a house of her own. thats very hard for most people I know, so I'm rooting for her
@Tomato.toothpaste2 жыл бұрын
Commenting so people know this
@Gabi-nn6xu2 жыл бұрын
foi só pra ter midia então?
@rizizum2 жыл бұрын
I don't think she's only doing it to get a house, she's clearly having fun trolling all these people and being kinda famous
@Sunregis2 жыл бұрын
@@rizizum she was at first, now is just a meme
@saraferrazx2 жыл бұрын
Triste pra ela com ctz, mas eu tava assistindo o vídeo e pensando, isso é a cara da grávida de Taubate… aí vi q era no BR namoral
@gorygarcia96052 жыл бұрын
This would make a great horror flick, imagine he gets incredibly jealous and becomes possessive and just makes that woman’s life a living hell.. I’d watch it
@ronnielyn14892 жыл бұрын
Chucky/Annabelle
@chynael9292 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a movie of similar premise about a man and his sex doll.
@antonizajkowski96982 жыл бұрын
Who?? Kurtis?
@Dweeb_Unit2 жыл бұрын
@@chynael929 what's the movie called?
@crystadawn81762 жыл бұрын
I love this idea, might write something based on this. Idk it's just a cool idea.
@cuandoterminaesto25462 жыл бұрын
new kurtis video after so long! i hope he's still the same humble nice guy we've all come to love!!!
@indieoregano2 жыл бұрын
I claim being the first real person in this replies section 🤭
he’s actually a terrible human being. i’m guessing you haven’t heard wut he did
@kingayy92672 жыл бұрын
@azazazz099 Are you failing to be funny or are you actually serious? Both of those options suck, tbf.
@feddyfaburr2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain
@bradentheman1373 Жыл бұрын
me to
@everythingwillbefinecami Жыл бұрын
Same
@breaded-buddy-boy1312 жыл бұрын
I love how your level of dedication to the "_____er, I hardly know her." bit is so high you had to record yourself saying it post-recording. Never change Kurtis.
@giddy46002 жыл бұрын
Does he have the pass 🤔
@Thawah2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop saying it myself lmao
@lanadelgay27292 жыл бұрын
he even did it live the other day (at the little rock show) it made me so happy. i will always respect our Mayor 💗
@idiotfanghost63272 жыл бұрын
@@lanadelgay2729 Mayor, I hardly know her
@kornfan452 жыл бұрын
never? i hardly know her!
@juliana__92672 жыл бұрын
She isn't insane at all! She's just very smart. She is fully aware this is a doll and is just trying to fulfill some dreams, have fun *and* get free stuff from big companies *without commiting crimes or even having to lie!* She had a real life partner for 11 years and they have 2 kids (now 14 and 19), they never married on church but she claimed she dreamed of it. She used "brincadeira" (joke/game/kidding/prank/fun) to describe her romance. -> "I got him and brought him home and, on the same day, already did a livestream on Facebook to introduce him *and that's when the joke/fun started.* At time he didn't have a name and my friend suggested Marcelo to match mine." While talking about her wedding day she said how the ceremony was beautiful, she got free stuff from TV companies, around 300 people showed up and "they had fun, laughed a lot, it was funny!" She also got a honeymoon trip that she went with the doll and her original (human) partner. About the comments she receives: "Most messages I receive are good, wishing me well, that *I get my own home that I dream so much.* I'm a cleaner, I "live by my arms" (manual job), so a lot of people hope I fulfill my dream. But on the internet I also see a lot of criticism, a lot of "strong" words, saying I'm crazy, that I need to be institutionalized, that I need treatment, ... but I don't care with these comments, because *I'm an artist I'm happy with my art.* Marcelo, Marcelinho (little Marcelo) and Santinha are a *source of happiness to people."* I see no signs of her being delusional or of her being sexually attracted to objects. She recognizes it's an inanimate object and that this is funny. She never said or did *anything* that implied having sexual activities/attraction with her 'husband'. She's wanted to experience a "traditional wedding day"(the event) but she doesn't have a lot of money. So she just said "screw this, I'll marry the doll": dressed in a pretty gown, got free stuff from big companies and a good time with friends. She's getting attention and money in a harmless way and having fun. * These companies *are* making money out of her. She probably generated *more* money for them than received. * She isn't lying to people online. She already said countless times she's having fun, never claimed these dolls think/feel, and she doesn't hide her connection to original (and human) partner. Basically: best scammer without genuinely scamming anyone. Hardworking mom with a job that doesn't pay well found a way to "scam" people without victims and is on her path to finally buy her own home.
@moisesdasilvalimas54012 жыл бұрын
Isso mesmo! Os gringo preciso mesmo procura a história dela pra saber q na verdade ela é uma baita artista.
As a Brazilian- of course this couple is from Brazil I can’t. Honestly who can name a more genius plan than marrying a doll to get free stuff I love them sm
@giovanamatos33722 жыл бұрын
exactly
@beachvermin2 жыл бұрын
i was like halfway through the video before i realized that and then i was immediately like yeah. obviously. where else in the world could that kind of shit possibly happen
@littlebutterfly8842 жыл бұрын
Mds É por isso que o nome do bebê é Marcelinho kkkk Agr entendi
@mariaisabel84932 жыл бұрын
eu tô passando mal até agora KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@wonn66632 жыл бұрын
Mano preciso dele vendo a grávida de Taubaté pra ontem
@jonahgregory7198 Жыл бұрын
Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.
@GarrettWatts2 жыл бұрын
CONGRATS ON 4 MILLI BB! Also… I get it. Ragdoll husband a lil’ baddie 😏
@delightfulstrawberry10742 жыл бұрын
*surprised Tiffany pollard face* GARRETT WATTS?
@farts2632 жыл бұрын
Garrett! What are you doing here babes??
@WillowWispGaming2 жыл бұрын
i JUST finished the haunted apartment vid omg what a coincidence
@evilzjackson34072 жыл бұрын
i love u garrett
@yuta._.73512 жыл бұрын
Oh what’s up cool kid
@darrelmcanan79892 жыл бұрын
It’s actually kinda comforting to know that the only sounds ragdolls can make is crying. At least we can confirm that Marcelo is in a happy and healthy relationship
@mqvrss_132 жыл бұрын
I mean since a human and rag doll uk did the thing. Technically it’s a human rag doll hybrid so it can cry.
@antonizajkowski96982 жыл бұрын
Or he's supressing it...
@marenwray79622 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: complaining how it’s messed up people will record their babies crying Also Kurtis: is using a recording of a baby crying
@jasmainia61002 жыл бұрын
It’s not his baby (yes I am aware this is a joke)
@cupriferouscatalyst37082 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔
@beatrixwashere2 жыл бұрын
and a video of a baby crying
@aebez2 жыл бұрын
what if it’s someone using an impression
@eroticmanhole2 жыл бұрын
Profiting off baby labour 🙄
@pandemonium732 Жыл бұрын
I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.
@strwbrryhze13192 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a myth where a man created a sculpture of woman that represented his ideals of what a woman should look like and fell so deeply in love with it that he asked Aphrodite to bring it to life
@julieneff94082 жыл бұрын
Pygmalion and Galatea, which turned into My Fair Lady.
@ghostlyhousehorrors2 жыл бұрын
Did she reject him? Imma laugh if the dude ask a goddess for his dream girl come alive, only to backfire. Which seems in par with how most myths go.
@strwbrryhze13192 жыл бұрын
@@ghostlyhousehorrors She didn't reject him but I heard a version of the myth saying that once she came to life he didn't like her anymore
@tommymarco2 жыл бұрын
nah bro , they got married and had a son , Paphos .
@strwbrryhze13192 жыл бұрын
@@tommymarco Oh! Thanks for telling me
@wilhelminyaa2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis I cannot believe that you called it a handtruck and COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to call it a dolly
@AmazingRebel232 жыл бұрын
Never heard it called a hnagdtruck before and my dad has at least 3 of those
@PlantKitty2 жыл бұрын
It's more common the farther north you go in North America to call it a hand truck, and a dolly the farther south you go. He's from Canada and might have never even heard it called anything else
@jennahoffart99682 жыл бұрын
@@PlantKitty Canada is a big place, I am Canadian but from Alberta, not Ontario, and I've only ever heard them called Dolly's
@jankcitycustoms Жыл бұрын
I've never heard the terms used interchangeably like that. a hand truck is the 2 wheeled thing that stands upright. a dolly is the flat 4 wheeled platform you set stuff on top of when moving. they are two different things.
@logger117611 ай бұрын
@@jankcitycustomsive never heard the word handtruck until now. we call the two wheeled one a dolly, but i am from the south so that might be why.
@fiyahh132 жыл бұрын
Lore: Maybe ragdolls as a species can’t talk, so Marcel cannot speak. However, the reason their son can speak is because technically their son is half-human. The son’s being half human is why he has a voice and cries.
@violetmaritime2 жыл бұрын
marcelo.
@DiscoDingoooooo2 жыл бұрын
Go to sleep
@BioHaggard2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like KZbin. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.
@negligible_reality Жыл бұрын
Shelter? I hardly know her! 🤣😭💀
@alexm52819 ай бұрын
😶@@negligible_reality
@urgodmoon3 ай бұрын
i hope you're doing well ❤
@Dalt1n9992 жыл бұрын
Bruh I can't believe Kurtis is talking about something that happened here in Brazil!!! The weirdest part for me is that, in the early 2010s, we had a Brazilian youtube series where a little ragdoll boy would read erotic stories on the internet, and the name of the little ragdoll boy? Marcelinho. So now I'm thinking what if both Marcelos are actually the same ragdoll person, or if the wedding and birth are a prequel to Marcelinho's videos
@ghostiezero2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, the little rag doll boy did what?
@caiodacosta69512 жыл бұрын
@@ghostiezero brazil is way more insane than people think it is
@eilir_adron2 жыл бұрын
he fucking what?
@zoyadulzura74902 жыл бұрын
@@ghostiezeroI looked up Marcelinho and kzbin.info/www/bejne/qILIfKaNZZKpfJY&ab_channel=AltaC%C3%BApula (I haven't finished the video, so I don't know how far it gets)
@ItachiRingo2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@Ivysbiscuits2 жыл бұрын
is it bad I didn't even question the dating apps he said and was surprised he made them up, says a lot about society I think
@heralisa32022 жыл бұрын
same I truly believed the plumbers one and Mormon match
@tommymarco2 жыл бұрын
plumbers unite
@maggie30602 жыл бұрын
Im surprised he didnt include the brony dating app.
@illusioNery2 жыл бұрын
Bumble…what kind of stupid name is that?
@Ivysbiscuits2 жыл бұрын
@@illusioNery clearly a dating app for bees
@IaIaIanopipipi2 жыл бұрын
Brazilian here: just out of curiosity, for anyone who might wonder, "Marcelinho" is the diminutive for "Marcelo", like in "Little Marcelo". Children are usually called by their names/nicknames + inho (male) or inha (female), because it's cute. For example, my uncle's nickname is Guto, and my cousin's, who has the same name, is Gutinho.
@stingyswordfish2 жыл бұрын
This is so cute 🥹
@thestraydog2 жыл бұрын
Hm in Spanish it's VERY similar, but I never knew how to say the diminutive form of my name, seeing as I'm the 3rd Thomas... Tomásito? Just doesn't sound right... Haha
@Marina_DU2 жыл бұрын
It's just like in Spanish 😇
@laetitiasales35272 жыл бұрын
Same in Italy We also have various nicknames for different names, like - for example - Giuseppe > Giuseppino > Peppe/Pino Michela > Michelina > Lina Luigi > Luigino > Gino
@ceciliadesiree11142 жыл бұрын
Eu só percebi que era do Brasil porque ele falou "Marcelinho" daí percebi na hora jdndjdn e fui ler o título do vídeo do parto
@theKaraProject2 жыл бұрын
“Blood Related” is now stuck in my head, only took a second of the song playing. That’s how you know it’s a true musical hit!
@bekahbabie2 жыл бұрын
Christ I never realized until now just how identical the doll looks to you, and now I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or weep hysterically 💀
@bekahn.47622 жыл бұрын
We have the same name 😳😳
@lino_rino2 жыл бұрын
it really does look like him 😂
@bekahbabie2 жыл бұрын
@@bekahn.4762 omg nice name you got there!!! 😆 My mom named me after Rebekah in the Bible, but I’m agnostic so 😅🤷♀️ I like my name but it is frustrating to never have any keychains or anything with my name on it lol, plus both of my grandmas would never fail to spell my name wrong every year on my birthday cards 🤣🤣
@bekahn.47622 жыл бұрын
@@bekahbabie yo same I was too 😳 and I'm an atheist
@bekahbabie2 жыл бұрын
@@bekahn.4762 LMAO aayeee Christian-turned-non-religious gang!!!! 🤙🤪🤣 Let me guess, did you stop being Christian bc of religious trauma too?? 🥴💀
@frickusernames2 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend said the other day "That Kurtis Conner dude is actually pretty funny." Finally my boyfriend and I share something other than an already completed 90s sitcom/comedy series. Now we can enjoy a 90s born, not completed, comedy Kurt.
@egg52562 жыл бұрын
Why does “not completed” feel ominous LMAO
@kittenmittons_2 жыл бұрын
@@egg5256 Not Yet. 🙂
@nikolett62232 жыл бұрын
@@egg5256 he's not ripe yet :)
@skzanarchist2 жыл бұрын
not completed is giving seer prophecy
@blending_in2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that she's admitted on Instagram that she made the whole thing up during the pandemic
@PeterGriffin112 жыл бұрын
To be honest it’s still extremely weird either way.
@drakethesnake25442 жыл бұрын
@@katie1433 well weirdo is not a very nice word
@goblindeeznuts2 жыл бұрын
Thank God
@kaijukarnage2 жыл бұрын
@UCfiPCGzg7_FVYDWVuS9_i6Q how do some ppl fall for this shit it doesnt even make any grammatical sense
@iamhereblossom15882 жыл бұрын
It's kind of obvious. Why did anyone give her any attention for this? Imagine if no one gave her attention for this. It'd just be a woman, alone, pretending to be in love with a ragdoll.
@jaikhurana80262 жыл бұрын
9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.
@Esfirocapto2 жыл бұрын
Being Brazilian myself, I'm just so glad Kurtis actually pronounces the "nh" sound correctly. Kudos.
@pearandachair2 жыл бұрын
poggers, joinha, adorei
@d.sadster56842 жыл бұрын
ñ
@mayaradepaulam2 жыл бұрын
YES
@nanyabish2 жыл бұрын
Nunca imaginei o Brasil chegando na boca do Kurtis, ainda mais falando Marcelinho perfeitamente. Ele tinha que assistir os vídeos do Matando Matheus a Grito sobre tv brasileira pra tentar entender 1/3 do que acontece aqui, esse rolê do Marcelo e da Meiri é só a ponta do iceberg do que é o Brasil.
@artieagostini2 жыл бұрын
@@nanyabish imagina se ele visse sobre a grávida de Taubaté
@oneinathousand21562 жыл бұрын
Oh, when Jack Skellington falls in love with a ragdoll, its “romantic” and “they’re simply meant to be”, but when this lonely woman marries her ragdoll, it’s “weird” and “she’s just looking for attention”. Uuuuuhhhh, double standards much? EDIT: Good Lord, what is happening in these replies?!
@greenthinggg2 жыл бұрын
These bots💀
@janaelewis56232 жыл бұрын
because jack skellington....isn't real...??????
@chrispambo15392 жыл бұрын
They're both zombies...
@twoshillings72922 жыл бұрын
@@janaelewis5623 Do you know what a joke is. Do you.
@envy20692 жыл бұрын
Jack is dead
@BrooklynStevenson2 жыл бұрын
The red bag and yellow “tube” is supposed to be the placenta (organ grown to nourish the baby during pregnancy), and the umbilical cord. They are delivered separately, but in the video, they had the baby stuffed inside the placenta
@jjLuvv2 жыл бұрын
@zwetta no
@gracelemmon78082 жыл бұрын
I think it’s supposed to be like when cats give birth, and there’s the amniotic birthing sac around the newborn kitten. Sometimes, human babies have bits of their amniotic sacs left, called caul birth.
@BrooklynStevenson2 жыл бұрын
@@gracelemmon7808 it’s possible, but no “placenta” came out after the baby’s birth. Even if the baby was “en caul,” a placenta would still come out afterwards. Plus placentas are red while the amniotic sac is completely clear, so I’m assuming it’s the placenta lol.
@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes2 жыл бұрын
It's the amniotic sac. Sometimes baby's can come out still inside. It's rare though.
@idontwantahandlethough2 жыл бұрын
that's actually a baby bell cheese
@OhEmilyRosa2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he looks just like him is killing me
@pay88242 жыл бұрын
Kurtis a woman in my hometown married a zombie doll and the entire wedding was attended by Doll Guests. I've never met her personally but I need you to be aware of it because not enough people talk about it here. Diversity Win, though, because they are both women!!
@engagingathena99652 жыл бұрын
yay lesbian zombie dolls
@linguisticsnerd4332 жыл бұрын
I need to visit your hometown now
@marieflocon80532 жыл бұрын
I wish I was invited
@megand123452 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the doll of a child too
@v.xien.2 жыл бұрын
Wait wasn’t that a video? I swear I’ve heard of this from another KZbinrs video
@Whata.goodwin2 жыл бұрын
I would buy merch that said “husbands go in the washing machine” It’s so unhinged I love it
@sandy-vm9nz2 жыл бұрын
lesbians would eat that sht up (Im lesbians)
@swrry_bae10122 жыл бұрын
"I don't think Marcelo had any of his family members at the wedding" that's so rude of you to say when his sister was standing right beside him
@lemoninacoconut64602 жыл бұрын
STOP 😭
@kaywee42002 жыл бұрын
HA-
@edgarpoisoned60082 жыл бұрын
I keep rewatching this video and thinking "this is so something that would happen in Brazil" and I finally found out that it, indeed, happened in Brazil. So proud of my country.
@sarahknebel62342 жыл бұрын
Curtis: "They were sending me this article because the rag-doll husband in question looks exactly like me" Me: *screaming, crying, throwing up*
@beekinddd2 жыл бұрын
who 🤨 /lh
@aureum39572 жыл бұрын
this comment feels like two of those sex bots decided to have a baby
@judefontenelle2 жыл бұрын
CURTIS
@lenefyecak90242 жыл бұрын
FAKE FAN ALERT🚨
@Juliet-ow1wy2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 4 million kurtis! You really deserve this
@dreamp8882 жыл бұрын
You mean danny
@goobigi2 жыл бұрын
do not call him kurt
@bananakirb28032 жыл бұрын
^w^
@Juliet-ow1wy2 жыл бұрын
@@goobigi shit it was a typo lol
@DrrZeraaa2 жыл бұрын
@@goobigi why?
@msthecommentator28632 жыл бұрын
His barely contained laughter on "I didn't have the baaaalls!" got me laughing, too 😂
@leebloom78422 жыл бұрын
I’m just so sad that the Barbie “balls” wasn’t in there
@sophiathefurbst2 жыл бұрын
@@leebloom7842 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THISSSS me too :((
@kurapikakurta19972 жыл бұрын
@@leebloom7842 balls lmao
@brynnstic2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@sophiathefurbst2 жыл бұрын
@@brynnstic 4:12
@echothefreak93962 жыл бұрын
Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying _genuine tears._ I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her
@syzygysaturn24968 ай бұрын
this is an incredible comment ?
@echothefreak93968 ай бұрын
@@syzygysaturn2496 LMAO THANKS i forgot i made this comment
@simonrespeto5 ай бұрын
Honestly luckily it wasnt u
@mioafox2 жыл бұрын
A birth where the amniotic sac stays intact can actually happen, though very rarely. It looks insane, look it up if you can deal with body-horrorish stuff.
@Margaretfogs2 жыл бұрын
It’s called en caul - pretty cool
@brysonorosa6322 жыл бұрын
Is it dangerous to the mother or child??
@s.a.w54932 жыл бұрын
@@brysonorosa632 no! It's not dangerous
@daixensorest2 жыл бұрын
Oh I saw that on reddit the other day. It's like they're vacuum sealed in the sac lol
@fish_toes2 жыл бұрын
@@Margaretfogs better en caul saul
@ag-jv4pp2 жыл бұрын
i saw your show in little rock sunday and omg you guys were amazing. those two people up in the balcony that heckled you so much were SO ANNOYING UGH. regardless of them you were hilarious. i love how you handled the situation
@oceancoral5572 жыл бұрын
Omg why were they heckling him 😭
@ag-jv4pp2 жыл бұрын
@@oceancoral557 they thought they were being funny but they were just annoying and rude😭😭😭 and then when kurtis said “huh” to them they just giggled like middle schoolers😭😭
@ohokitslucy2 жыл бұрын
omg they’re not repping us arkansan kurtis fans 😔😔
@ag-jv4pp2 жыл бұрын
@@ohokitslucy bruh i drove from yee haw mississippi to see them but your point still stands😭
@mdungan2 жыл бұрын
the hecklers were making us look bad💔
@rhinnydinny2 жыл бұрын
“Husbands go in the washing machine” definitely has to be the next shirt in your line of merch :) I’d buy like 26
@SussyAsianMenacePlays2 жыл бұрын
Uzumaki would like to know your location
@Ghost_Token2 жыл бұрын
I’d buy 27
@toastarkat2 жыл бұрын
I'd buy 28
@albizzie2 жыл бұрын
I’d buy 29
@crocodileloki31812 жыл бұрын
I'd buy 30
@17ZZZ742 жыл бұрын
7:47 No you're wrong, his best trait is that he ◇Doesn't breath◇ and ◇doesn't rot either◇
@ramshafarooq2 жыл бұрын
one of these days, kurtis will start unironically doing the cosplay expression thing and none of us will be able to stop him
@fionamclary76312 жыл бұрын
When he did it in this video my first thought was "oh no, he's doing it only semi-ironically now"
@Lexi-fg8oc2 жыл бұрын
@@fionamclary7631 literally 💀😭
@admiralmeow31612 жыл бұрын
every time he gets closer and closer to becoming a tiktok cosplayer
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@KingOfGaymes2 жыл бұрын
Cant wait
@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp70062 жыл бұрын
I like the fabric noises when the ragdoll husband is talking. Top quality sound design
@_jinxi2 жыл бұрын
love ur name 🤝
@mayth18252 жыл бұрын
THIS
@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp70062 жыл бұрын
@@_jinxi thanks 😁
@KittiJewl2 жыл бұрын
11:00 im sure SOME baby sounds are recorded from actual babies. but there's also fully grown adults who can do good imitations. such as tara strong, who played the littlest baby in rugrats.
@anzuaoix2 жыл бұрын
she was also Bo in the english dub of Spirited Away!
@jackhaining-spriggs39812 жыл бұрын
Don't ask me how I know this, but she also played Twilight Sparkle in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
@anzuaoix2 жыл бұрын
@@jackhaining-spriggs3981 Tara has voiced so many characters it’s absolutely insane! Including Timmy Turner lol
@awkwardotter132 жыл бұрын
@@anzuaoix she was also raven in the 2000's teen Titans
@anzuaoix2 жыл бұрын
@@awkwardotter13 also she’s Raven in Teen Titans GO!
@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx Жыл бұрын
At 3:55 I watch the entire Blood Related music video since Kurtis didn't have the balls to go through with the bit
@marycarolynkane87202 жыл бұрын
i actually think this lady’s the funniest person in the world i respect the degree of commitment to the bit, livestreaming the birth of your ragdoll son is legendary
@bones73302 жыл бұрын
Kurtis, no hard feelings since most people don't know much about Ragdolls, but Ragdolls are generally fully capable of speech, Marcelo just happens to be mute. It doesn't appear to be genetic since his little one had some strong lungs :)
@HangryOnPaws2 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely. My sister had a friend who had some ragdoll heretage. She came over to our house a while back and she was just the nicest. Ragdoll lungs tend to be very delicate and need a lot care, especially as they get older. I'm currently getting a DNA test because I think I might have some plush/teddy heretage (I was adopted) and I'm starting to understand the kind of discrimination toyfolk face. And I really don't appreciate ragdolls being labelled as "lazy". They have lower energy reserves and they can't help that. And fictionalised ""non-fiction"" films like Child's Play only heighten the stereotypes. Such a shame. ((Let's make Doll People the new version of Clown Husbandry))
@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng2 жыл бұрын
@@HangryOnPaws NOT CLOWN HUSBANDRY 😭
@HangryOnPaws2 жыл бұрын
@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng okay we'll be the better version of it then
@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng2 жыл бұрын
@@HangryOnPaws false, there will never be a better version of clown husbandry
@HangryOnPaws2 жыл бұрын
@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng true. But we must strive to be the best slightly messed up kidcore social allegory fandom we possibly can. And seeing as Clown Husbandry is the best one, that's our idol.
@bingdoodle12 жыл бұрын
She’s literally reinvented ppl being attracted to body pillows
@planefan0822 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I didn't even think of that
@sashuni1064 Жыл бұрын
Completely lost my sanity at “husbands go in the washing machine” The delivery, the grab, everything. Bravo. I’m crying and my face hurts (from laughing)
@squitten40542 жыл бұрын
Marcelo sounds like the perfect stay at home husband so many manners i bet they never get noise complaints
@arima_song2 жыл бұрын
I bet he was a wonderful _indoor boyfriend_
@squitten40542 жыл бұрын
@@arima_song as opposed to the nasty outdoor boyfriends This is a wonderful reference I appreciate it
@arima_song2 жыл бұрын
@@squitten4054 ugh, exactly!🙄 Haha, thank you! Making a good reference is such a rare occasion for me, lol
@squitten40542 жыл бұрын
@@arima_song you did wonderful I can only imagine how jealous the outside boyfriend is that the indoor was upgraded to husband
@arima_song2 жыл бұрын
@@squitten4054 the only upgrade an outdoor boyfriend can have is becoming an outdoor ex-boyfriend. Although, if you ask me, it's more of an upgrade to his ex-partner
@QuaseVingativa2 жыл бұрын
That lady's brazilian and from what I could find: before the pandemic she used to make money dancing and during lockdown she started streaming herself dancing with the doll and I guess it escalated from there. But she's basically just hustling to get attention from brands so she can get enough money to buy a house for her and her (non ragdoll) family
@Urmom-jv9ec2 жыл бұрын
Absolute girl boss
@Sarah-ty5ev2 жыл бұрын
I respect the hustle tbh
@MissFelice2 жыл бұрын
The idea of grinding on a ragdoll in front of real humans unlocks a very bizarre hybrid of jarring embarrassment and deep respect. I’m sure it’s a bit, but any which way I wish her and quiet Kurtis the absolute best.
@F_rogg_y2 ай бұрын
adding "husbands go in the washing machine!" to my "Kurtis once said" note
@chextheroyalbastard34952 жыл бұрын
KURTIS POINTING OUT THAT IF HER MOM MADE IT THAT WOULD MAKE THE DOLL HER BROTHER MADE ME SO DAMN HAPPY. That was literally my first fucking thought and having him mention that made me feel as if I wasn’t crazy for thinking it
@pompomspinkles2 жыл бұрын
the guest could sit anywhere cause they're in the same family
@victoriaanne_2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@elliebishop58952 жыл бұрын
Same I was literally about to comment it as he said it
@chextheroyalbastard34952 жыл бұрын
@@elliebishop5895 he just reads the minds of the people
@NosebleeddeGroselha2 жыл бұрын
At what point this argument stops? If you eat lunch your mom made are you also eating your sibling? 👁👄👁
@tetsupannn2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down about my love life I am reminded of people like this and it either cheers me up or makes me 100 times more depressed
@tobiaslawrence89282 жыл бұрын
Personally it cheers me up cause at least I'm not this down bad cause my new puppy gives me all the love I want and need😁
@guhrizzlybaire2 жыл бұрын
Yeah part of me is like "why can't I love anything as much as this guy loves to fck his car"
@breadcrust40062 жыл бұрын
She actually has a real boyfriend, she just did this for attention to get money
@electron68252 жыл бұрын
It's not a good sign if you have to compare yourself to someone that appears mentally ill to feel good about yourself lmao
@KingOfGaymes2 жыл бұрын
She has an actual boyfriend tho
@leech73542 жыл бұрын
Identity theft is not a joke, Ragdoll Husband!
@aishwaryadwivedi90692 жыл бұрын
Millions of families suffer every year!
@LicorinaImperia2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe that it took me seen this video TWICE to notice the title of the birth of their child is in portuguese, and after a quick search I found out that this happened here in Brazil 🇧🇷 😳... we really need to be studied. Kurtis would DIE if he came across the case of a woman from a town called Taubaté (also in Brazil) fooled the whole country saying that she was pregnant with SIX children using a f*ing bounce ball under her dress 😂😂😂😂
@LicorinaImperia2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis, if you want to know more about this one feel free to contact me, I would gladly help you by translating the material 😁
@dudiskkkm6 ай бұрын
And u can't forget when Sid do Não Salvo create a fake channel with "news from North Corea" and make all world think that North Corea made the population belive that they win in a world soccer champion.
@diegoseibert-lb4 ай бұрын
Mds ia ser maravilhoso se ele fizesse um vídeo sobre a grávida de Taubaté HAUAHAUAHAUAHA
@carolina-vt1rw4 ай бұрын
como cidadã de Taubaté, eu aprovo a ideia
@Bubbles-od2zm2 жыл бұрын
The fucking emotional whiplash I got at 12:05 when they pulled out the red bag baby was insane. I know Kurtis said it was weird and I thought I was prepared. I was not.
@toothfairy101332 жыл бұрын
i read this before i got to that part of the video and i thought i was prepared. i was not.
@bradentheman13732 жыл бұрын
I skipped to the part, and you know, I was not prepared.
@Violet-lv7py2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is like incapable of not breaking out into song randomly during a video.
@voosgoose2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is my favourite Disney princess
@aleandra39452 жыл бұрын
finding out a rag doll has my brother’s name bc of a kurtis conner video was NOT something i was expecting to experience today
@fatknuts2 жыл бұрын
@zwetta ayo?
@neebling2 жыл бұрын
thank you mr kurtis for putting me in stitches as always. i think my fav part of this one was the fabric rustling sounds you had for the ragdoll voice, absolute genius
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs2 жыл бұрын
Doctor:“Oh no, I’m sorry Mrs… You got a rag doll in you” Woman: YES! HONEY! It’s a boy! Husband: *Flops over*
@adiba_lekha2 жыл бұрын
I'm deceased 💀
@ygmrt2 жыл бұрын
flops over 😭
@Kortita2 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajaja.
@saltymcnuggies18952 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for them to make it big, start a Family Channel and tell the world about their "Rags to Riches" story. Only for their vlogs all about how they're "cut from the same cloth as everyone else" start feeling less relatable once they start scamming the fans.
@eilir_adron2 жыл бұрын
omg pls this took me out
@zoyadulzura74902 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kurtis and you could riff off each other.
@simonsandbaek77472 жыл бұрын
can't believe Kurtis made an entire video about his marriage
@Silly_Rivers18 күн бұрын
1:06 what are you gonna do cancel me? Gen z me brah?
@denishaasia01152 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Kurtis said that the rag doll would technically be her brother, and then “Blood Related” had that 2 second clip 😂😂 It actually was funnier that he didn’t include the whole video. It’s one of those things that’s like if you know, you know. That made my day! That’s my mayor 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾☝🏾💯
@animaleal2 жыл бұрын
"Labor ? I Hardly Know Her." A Classic Kurtis line
@imadoggirl2 жыл бұрын
Wait if Marcello can't talk, then how can he give consent? How do we know she's not holding him hostage, he can't ask for help or say no!
@tommymarco2 жыл бұрын
you mind goes to dark places . here is a light 💡 for your weak mind .
@senilerodent2 жыл бұрын
@@tommymarco no u
@anjailbakeer2 жыл бұрын
Its like asking ur sweater for consent before shoving ur hand, elbow, arm into the depths of its sleeves for warmth. Should i ask my pillow to consent to a threesome when i use it for leverage in certain positions with a partner? Should i ask ask my rabbit for consent? The line may be hard to articulate or define but we can all tell where it is and it definitely is somewhere in the realm of things that have been alive.
@fluent_debt2 жыл бұрын
WE NEED TO GET MARCELLO HELP ASAP
@LadyCoyKoi2 жыл бұрын
Sign language? 🤔
@thebibibliophilicloner5478 Жыл бұрын
7:08 ive clipped this part and copied link and titled it serotonin to watch when im sad and it makes me smile every time
@snuterella2 жыл бұрын
The KC side eye when reading that Marcelo doesn’t fight or argue had me in absolute stitches
@tommymarco2 жыл бұрын
stitches you say . hmmmmmm .
@casperwashere2 жыл бұрын
11:18 actually, i think the reason why the baby can cry is that it’s a ragdoll-human hybrid. hope this helps
@YO-rn8tp2 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian I'm so happy that one my favorites KZbinrs is talking about the lady that married a doll in my country 😭💖🇧🇷
@curnies2 жыл бұрын
@nchaa wat
@user-zk3qb2 жыл бұрын
@@curnies pls 😭😭
@YO-rn8tp2 жыл бұрын
@nchaa Bro ?🤨
@___petalz___oninstagram2 жыл бұрын
@nchaa fucking pardon?
@guilhermec.9342 жыл бұрын
O melhor é saber que foi daí que saiu o marcelinho lendo contos eróticos kkkkkk
@zombifiedkat2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis always makes me feel better (: one of the best youtubers I've ever watched and I stand by that
@basementdwellercosplay2 жыл бұрын
Dang, Marcelo couldn't even stand next to his wife while she gave birth, he just sat there. Unbelievable
@Lily-xg1qq Жыл бұрын
Even rag doll men can’t be good husbands 🙄🙄
@imdoneplus2 жыл бұрын
“Did you see that pile of yellow yarn up there? Yeah, that’s Marcello’s mom, she comes apart at weddings. It’s really hard for her because it turned our her husband was stringing her along.”
@rushhour_gaming38892 жыл бұрын
I think the blood related bit only playing a second is actually funnier than the whole thing tbh 😂
@kvmehaus9 ай бұрын
You don’t ask me how I’m doing anymore and I can’t remember the last time I felt that happiness
@cotevallejos72302 жыл бұрын
4:12 I’m sorry, but where’s the Barbie effect on “balls”?!! How can you do this to us! 🤣😭
@themostsleepyperson Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@swordswordsdev2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is such a perfect mix of milineal style and genz humor
@TheCynicalDude_2 жыл бұрын
12:10 Oh Kurtis, my poor naive friend. That is clearly a placenta. Not all placentas are red garbage bags. My second daughter came in a pink one.
@josehernandez9049 Жыл бұрын
Turns out Marcelo wasn’t so faithful 😮 he supposedly cheated on her😅 this year there was an article on it💀
@negligible_reality Жыл бұрын
how could he possibly cheat on her? according to the lore that she established, Marcelo can't speak or move on his own. the ragdoll husband lore is getting out of hand smh
@clarisavelez84552 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Kurtis makes fun of the situations but never attack the people involve, like calling the lady crazy or something like that, thats what homophobic or racist comedians don't get
@user-vw4xp5nt9f2 жыл бұрын
i mean apparently it is fake as the tiktok acc says so
@MariaFerreira-ek2px2 жыл бұрын
@@user-vw4xp5nt9f yes, it is, the woman was trying to get media (idk if this is the proper expression, sorry), so she could afford buying a house.
@HumeAnn Жыл бұрын
@@MariaFerreira-ek2px did she buy the house though?
@TheTrueEmrys Жыл бұрын
He literally attacks people in videos all the time lol, its just not funny to make fun of someone who obviously has serious issues 😂
@gingerdog8203 Жыл бұрын
@@TheTrueEmrys this lady is joking.
@piqachu2 жыл бұрын
i’m glad kurtis finally remembered his passwords
@jjLuvv2 жыл бұрын
these bots dude
@patriciam55632 жыл бұрын
Kurtisss, you HAVE to talk about the Pregnant Woman of Taubaté now! It's somewhat similar to this and also very insane. Basically, a few years back, a woman from Taubaté (a Brazillian city) claimed that she was pregnant with quadruplets. Here belly was INSANELY huge (you can find many pictures online), and she started to get a lot of media attention. Turns out, she's faking the whole thing (even to her husband!). It was (and still is ngl) a huge meme over here in Brazil
@em84c2 жыл бұрын
Was she even pregnant? Or did she have a fake belly?
@namjoondimples23892 жыл бұрын
@@em84c she just had a fake belly basically everything was a scam that people believed and tried to help her but she was discovered being fake on live tv
@skzanarchist2 жыл бұрын
i googled her omg her fake belly is still insane af
@patriciam55632 жыл бұрын
@@skzanarchist I KNOW RIGHT
@Deboraas Жыл бұрын
Kurtis please do an update on this, so much has happened, little Marcelo was kidnapped, your ragdoll cousin Marcelo cheated on Mary. 🙏🏻 and she had a ragdoll baby girl.
@matt152 жыл бұрын
I was just about to ask “isn’t her marrying the rag doll incest?” I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that lol
@aiqys2 жыл бұрын
4:03 our anthem
@pearllee40242 жыл бұрын
Man, my 7 year old Guinea Pig passed away recently, and I've been taking it very hard. Kurtis's videos though, never fail to cheer me up somehow. Thanks man.
@riviloo2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry for your loss ):
@myopicaminataraffael17162 жыл бұрын
Sending you so much love and compassion 🤍
@roguestowl22802 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss.
@aoifecahill92642 жыл бұрын
my six year old guinea pig passed away recently aswell so you're not alone
@cupids_favourite_aro45785 ай бұрын
After reading Yugo Limbo's graphic novel "Viscera Objectica" about a man who falls in love with a puppet, and learning more about people who fall in love with inanimate objects, this sort of stuff is really interesting, and it's really nice how respectful Kurtis is while still making jokes😊