The Ragdoll Husband: Unravelling The Truth

[@graciea71]

them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp

[@jjLuvv]

fr 😭

[@pokaay3163]

That was the weirdest bot I’ve ever had the displeasure of paying attention to

[@millie..]

😭😭

[@lovesdramas]

Goes beyond camp 👌👌

[@dakotathegreat2749]

I laughed so hard when it just showed the husband laying on the ground

[@vautekur1118]

About the ragdoll lore: The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Omg, yes. It seems so obvious now that you say it

[@cinna3670]

omg lore

[@justine4581]

Omg that sound horrifying, what kind of SCP is that

[@ziggiplier985]

That’s absolutely horrendous I do not want to picture a rag doll with organs and such on the inside

[@big_sea]

omg yes

[@hannahbobby2348]

i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying

[@staridawan]

@nchaa what😭

[@ZaDe2002]

@@staridawan it's a bot💀

[@enigma479]

@nchaawhy is the grammar is bad 💀

[@rickrolled3666]

Yo 🔥kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWtapWpg5x9d9k.

[@PonSealRove]

YOU CRIED?! HAHHFHG: IM GONNNA CRY NWOFAf

[@Em-kz4yv]

When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”

[@lenefyecak9024]

I assumed her mom was her wingman.

[@thisisbillgates]

Jerry Springer tagline right there: "My daughter stole my handmade boyfriend!“

[@zoyadulzura7490]

I figured she'd have been like, "Oh no, that's not what I made him for!" But then after reading some of these comments about how Mary's doing this to buy a house with her real boyfriend, I wonder if maybe her mom actually made the doll for this purpose.

[@fangal12]

My first thought was "Ooh so it's the mom who has a thing for Kurtis Conner"

[@Tw0Dots]

society did this to you. We live in an age where stealing your brother-husband from your mom is a thing. You should sue!!

[@vampirebicth]

there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"

[@alexanderk.6869]

It's also not the end of the world for a baby to cry for five seconds on a recording. Babies cry all the time, it's pretty much what they're known for! That's really interesting how they get baby actors to cry. I didn't know that!

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

that's actually so cute. like the baby just wants to join in lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

OMG I'm obsessed

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

oddly adorable?

[@nastassjaminson5040]

the phrase "baby actors" is terrifying

[@ChibiChidorii]

Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding

[@attiethetitan]

absolutely horrific response, great job

[@cospaws8810]

Naw, they’re half siblings cause they only share the mother.

[@thesleepydot]

😂😂😂

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

@@cospaws8810 Rag brother, wat r u doin?! 😳

[@cospaws8810]

@@RainbowFlowerCrow That took me a sec ngl but 😂

[@reallylizjohnson]

I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move

[@Tw0Dots]

you’re so fking funny, take me like

[@user-trrr]

Couldn’t even move- for the rest of his life ??

[@clairequackenbush5712]

Advanced humor 👍

[@allurajane4979]

bruh when can he ever move

[@erikadelisle8792]

LMAO underrated comment

[@strangerme6163]

As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol

[@Heather-ip8sd]

Fr like that would be such an interesting date

[@Man-ej6uv]

i’m a free diver. ….. so, are you free on friday?

[@negligible_reality]

underwater dating? just go date a fish or something lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

Ok Aquaman

[@ashacklett01]

I am not a scuba diver, but I would also like to be able date underwater 😂

[@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491]

THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME! She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol

[@crissgll5162]

vai brasil 💪🏆

[@luazul_]

mano como eu n soube disso KKKKKKKKKKKK so qnd eu vi falarem no video q eu fiquei "oxeoxoeooxeoxe"

[@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491]

@@luazul_ eu já tinha visto antes, mas achei engraçado aparecer na gringa wifnwidn

[@sydneylikestea]

this is good to hear bc i was like... why are so many people feeding into a delusion!!??

[@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491]

@@sydneylikestea I think it's actually kinda cute, she is trying to make her dream of owning a house come true

[@luizalisboa4076]

About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story

[@bsings7928]

Wait I love that. I’m not pissed that it’s fake anymore

[@amazinc754]

Holy shit

[@soho6435]

yeah no its still weird af

[@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491]

Cara, eu amei que tem gringos nos comentários achando que é real. Espera até descobrirem a grávida de Taubaté

[@rob-tt3hb]

@@soho6435 no it's normal for Brazil

[@breaded-buddy-boy131]

I love how your level of dedication to the "_____er, I hardly know her." bit is so high you had to record yourself saying it post-recording. Never change Kurtis.

[@giddy4600]

Does he have the pass 🤔

[@Thawah]

I can't stop saying it myself lmao

[@lanadelgay2729]

he even did it live the other day (at the little rock show) it made me so happy. i will always respect our Mayor 💗

[@idiotfanghost6327]

@@lanadelgay2729 Mayor, I hardly know her

[@kornfan45]

never? i hardly know her!

[@tabithalorelai]

Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

hey what the fuck. are you serious.

[@UndeadP]

Bro how 💀💀

[@kikixo]

i was so confused when i found that out

[@andreagallegos3120]

Smh

[@Tudunggiejjang]

Wtf 👁️👄👁️

[@laurenutts]

when I realized that was in Brazil I went to see the whole story and realized that it is just a poor woman looking for a way to buy a house of her own. thats very hard for most people I know, so I'm rooting for her

[@Tomato.toothpaste]

Commenting so people know this

[@Gabi-nn6xu]

foi só pra ter midia então?

[@rizizum]

I don't think she's only doing it to get a house, she's clearly having fun trolling all these people and being kinda famous

[@Sunregis]

@@rizizum she was at first, now is just a meme

[@saraferrazx]

Triste pra ela com ctz, mas eu tava assistindo o vídeo e pensando, isso é a cara da grávida de Taubate… aí vi q era no BR namoral

[@cuandoterminaesto2546]

new kurtis video after so long! i hope he's still the same humble nice guy we've all come to love!!!

[@indieoregano]

I claim being the first real person in this replies section 🤭

[@BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP]

he’s not.

[@richardpapenapologist1703]

@@BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP 😢fame(a mullet) really changes ppl huh

[@azazazz099]

he’s actually a terrible human being. i’m guessing you haven’t heard wut he did

[@kingayy9267]

@azazazz099 Are you failing to be funny or are you actually serious? Both of those options suck, tbf.

[@meganswaneck2471]

kurtis: its so hard to find love! also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years

[@meelodramatic2214]

finding a romantic relationship and staying in one are two different things tho

[@kerensimbaokitolingo4134]

@YоuTubе 🅥 lol who are you

[@aezidoubleu]

Frfr

[@ratadedospatas1]

@YоuTubе 🅥 I’ve been rickrolled enough time to avoid that link

[@vibechecked7522]

It's funny that you posted about love being hard to find, and so a bunch of bots flooded you

[@feddyfaburr]

Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain

[@bradentheman1373]

me to

[@everythingwillbefinecami]

Same

[@gorygarcia9605]

This would make a great horror flick, imagine he gets incredibly jealous and becomes possessive and just makes that woman’s life a living hell.. I’d watch it

[@ronnielyn1489]

Chucky/Annabelle

[@chynael929]

There’s actually a movie of similar premise about a man and his sex doll.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

Who?? Kurtis?

[@Dweeb_Unit]

@@chynael929 what's the movie called?

[@crystadawn8176]

I love this idea, might write something based on this. Idk it's just a cool idea.

[@imtired3596]

As a Brazilian- of course this couple is from Brazil I can’t. Honestly who can name a more genius plan than marrying a doll to get free stuff I love them sm

[@giovanamatos3372]

exactly

[@beachvermin]

i was like halfway through the video before i realized that and then i was immediately like yeah. obviously. where else in the world could that kind of shit possibly happen

[@littlebutterfly884]

Mds É por isso que o nome do bebê é Marcelinho kkkk Agr entendi

[@mariaisabel8493]

eu tô passando mal até agora KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@wonn6663]

Mano preciso dele vendo a grávida de Taubaté pra ontem

[@juliana__9267]

She isn't insane at all! She's just very smart. She is fully aware this is a doll and is just trying to fulfill some dreams, have fun *and* get free stuff from big companies *without commiting crimes or even having to lie!* She had a real life partner for 11 years and they have 2 kids (now 14 and 19), they never married on church but she claimed she dreamed of it. She used "brincadeira" (joke/game/kidding/prank/fun) to describe her romance. -> "I got him and brought him home and, on the same day, already did a livestream on Facebook to introduce him *and that's when the joke/fun started.* At time he didn't have a name and my friend suggested Marcelo to match mine." While talking about her wedding day she said how the ceremony was beautiful, she got free stuff from TV companies, around 300 people showed up and "they had fun, laughed a lot, it was funny!" She also got a honeymoon trip that she went with the doll and her original (human) partner. About the comments she receives: "Most messages I receive are good, wishing me well, that *I get my own home that I dream so much.* I'm a cleaner, I "live by my arms" (manual job), so a lot of people hope I fulfill my dream. But on the internet I also see a lot of criticism, a lot of "strong" words, saying I'm crazy, that I need to be institutionalized, that I need treatment, ... but I don't care with these comments, because *I'm an artist I'm happy with my art.* Marcelo, Marcelinho (little Marcelo) and Santinha are a *source of happiness to people."* I see no signs of her being delusional or of her being sexually attracted to objects. She recognizes it's an inanimate object and that this is funny. She never said or did *anything* that implied having sexual activities/attraction with her 'husband'. She's wanted to experience a "traditional wedding day"(the event) but she doesn't have a lot of money. So she just said "screw this, I'll marry the doll": dressed in a pretty gown, got free stuff from big companies and a good time with friends. She's getting attention and money in a harmless way and having fun. * These companies *are* making money out of her. She probably generated *more* money for them than received. * She isn't lying to people online. She already said countless times she's having fun, never claimed these dolls think/feel, and she doesn't hide her connection to original (and human) partner. Basically: best scammer without genuinely scamming anyone. Hardworking mom with a job that doesn't pay well found a way to "scam" people without victims and is on her path to finally buy her own home.

[@moisesdasilvalimas5401]

Isso mesmo! Os gringo preciso mesmo procura a história dela pra saber q na verdade ela é uma baita artista.

[@spnvpng04]

Americans don’t understand latinamerican humor! Lol

[@huh7434]

I ain't reading all that

[@peaceout8230]

SHE IS LITERALLY A QUEEN

[@romanr.301]

An icon, really 👄

[@jonahgregory7198]

Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.

[@darrelmcanan7989]

It’s actually kinda comforting to know that the only sounds ragdolls can make is crying. At least we can confirm that Marcelo is in a happy and healthy relationship

[@mqvrss_13]

I mean since a human and rag doll uk did the thing. Technically it’s a human rag doll hybrid so it can cry.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

Or he's supressing it...

[@marenwray7962]

Kurtis: complaining how it’s messed up people will record their babies crying Also Kurtis: is using a recording of a baby crying

[@jasmainia6100]

It’s not his baby (yes I am aware this is a joke)

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

🤔🤔🤔

[@beatrixwashere]

and a video of a baby crying

[@aebez]

what if it’s someone using an impression

[@eroticmanhole]

Profiting off baby labour 🙄

[@strwbrryhze1319]

This reminds me of a myth where a man created a sculpture of woman that represented his ideals of what a woman should look like and fell so deeply in love with it that he asked Aphrodite to bring it to life

[@julieneff9408]

Pygmalion and Galatea, which turned into My Fair Lady.

[@ghostlyhousehorrors]

Did she reject him? Imma laugh if the dude ask a goddess for his dream girl come alive, only to backfire. Which seems in par with how most myths go.

[@strwbrryhze1319]

@@ghostlyhousehorrors She didn't reject him but I heard a version of the myth saying that once she came to life he didn't like her anymore

[@tommymarco]

nah bro , they got married and had a son , Paphos .

[@strwbrryhze1319]

@@tommymarco Oh! Thanks for telling me

[@pandemonium732]

I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.

[@oneinathousand2156]

Oh, when Jack Skellington falls in love with a ragdoll, its “romantic” and “they’re simply meant to be”, but when this lonely woman marries her ragdoll, it’s “weird” and “she’s just looking for attention”. Uuuuuhhhh, double standards much? EDIT: Good Lord, what is happening in these replies?!

[@greenthinggg]

These bots💀

[@janaelewis5623]

because jack skellington....isn't real...??????

[@chrispambo1539]

They're both zombies...

[@twoshillings7292]

@@janaelewis5623 Do you know what a joke is. Do you.

[@envy2069]

Jack is dead

[@wilhelminyaa]

Kurtis I cannot believe that you called it a handtruck and COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to call it a dolly

[@AmazingRebel23]

Never heard it called a hnagdtruck before and my dad has at least 3 of those

[@MarigoldFoxMama]

It's more common the farther north you go in North America to call it a hand truck, and a dolly the farther south you go. He's from Canada and might have never even heard it called anything else

[@jennahoffart9968]

@@MarigoldFoxMama Canada is a big place, I am Canadian but from Alberta, not Ontario, and I've only ever heard them called Dolly's

[@jankcitycustoms]

I've never heard the terms used interchangeably like that. a hand truck is the 2 wheeled thing that stands upright. a dolly is the flat 4 wheeled platform you set stuff on top of when moving. they are two different things.

[@logger1176]

@@jankcitycustomsive never heard the word handtruck until now. we call the two wheeled one a dolly, but i am from the south so that might be why.

[@fiyahh13]

Lore: Maybe ragdolls as a species can’t talk, so Marcel cannot speak. However, the reason their son can speak is because technically their son is half-human. The son’s being half human is why he has a voice and cries.

[@violetmaritime]

marcelo.

[@DiscoDingoooooo]

Go to sleep

[@theKaraProject]

“Blood Related” is now stuck in my head, only took a second of the song playing. That’s how you know it’s a true musical hit!

[@Esfirocapto]

Being Brazilian myself, I'm just so glad Kurtis actually pronounces the "nh" sound correctly. Kudos.

[@pearandachair]

poggers, joinha, adorei

[@d.sadster5684]

ñ

[@mayaradepaulam]

YES

[@nanyabish]

Nunca imaginei o Brasil chegando na boca do Kurtis, ainda mais falando Marcelinho perfeitamente. Ele tinha que assistir os vídeos do Matando Matheus a Grito sobre tv brasileira pra tentar entender 1/3 do que acontece aqui, esse rolê do Marcelo e da Meiri é só a ponta do iceberg do que é o Brasil.

[@artieagostini]

@@nanyabish imagina se ele visse sobre a grávida de Taubaté

[@IaIaIanopipipi]

Brazilian here: just out of curiosity, for anyone who might wonder, "Marcelinho" is the diminutive for "Marcelo", like in "Little Marcelo". Children are usually called by their names/nicknames + inho (male) or inha (female), because it's cute. For example, my uncle's nickname is Guto, and my cousin's, who has the same name, is Gutinho.

[@stingyswordfish]

This is so cute 🥹

[@thestraydog]

Hm in Spanish it's VERY similar, but I never knew how to say the diminutive form of my name, seeing as I'm the 3rd Thomas... Tomásito? Just doesn't sound right... Haha

[@Marina_DU]

It's just like in Spanish 😇

[@laetitiasales3527]

Same in Italy We also have various nicknames for different names, like - for example - Giuseppe > Giuseppino > Peppe/Pino Michela > Michelina > Lina Luigi > Luigino > Gino

[@ceciliadesiree1114]

Eu só percebi que era do Brasil porque ele falou "Marcelinho" daí percebi na hora jdndjdn e fui ler o título do vídeo do parto

[@GarrettWatts]

CONGRATS ON 4 MILLI BB! Also… I get it. Ragdoll husband a lil’ baddie 😏

[@delightfulstrawberry1074]

*surprised Tiffany pollard face* GARRETT WATTS?

[@farts263]

Garrett! What are you doing here babes??

[@WillowWispGaming]

i JUST finished the haunted apartment vid omg what a coincidence

[@evilzjackson3407]

i love u garrett

[@yuta._.7351]

Oh what’s up cool kid

[@OhEmilyRosa]

the fact that he looks just like him is killing me

[@Ivysbiscuits]

is it bad I didn't even question the dating apps he said and was surprised he made them up, says a lot about society I think

[@heralisa3202]

same I truly believed the plumbers one and Mormon match

[@tommymarco]

plumbers unite

[@maggie3060]

Im surprised he didnt include the brony dating app.

[@illusioNery]

Bumble…what kind of stupid name is that?

[@Ivysbiscuits]

@@illusioNery clearly a dating app for bees

[@blending_in]

The funniest part is that she's admitted on Instagram that she made the whole thing up during the pandemic

[@PeterGriffin11]

To be honest it’s still extremely weird either way.

[@drakethesnake2544]

@@katie1433 well weirdo is not a very nice word

[@goblindeeznuts]

Thank God

[@kaijukarnage]

@UCfiPCGzg7_FVYDWVuS9_i6Q how do some ppl fall for this shit it doesnt even make any grammatical sense

[@iamhereblossom1588]

It's kind of obvious. Why did anyone give her any attention for this? Imagine if no one gave her attention for this. It'd just be a woman, alone, pretending to be in love with a ragdoll.

[@Juliet-ow1wy]

Congrats on 4 million kurtis! You really deserve this

[@dreamp888]

You mean danny

[@goobigi]

do not call him kurt

[@bananakirb2803]

^w^

[@Juliet-ow1wy]

@@goobigi shit it was a typo lol

[@DrrZeraaa]

@@goobigi why?

[@jaikhurana8026]

9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.

[@BrooklynStevenson]

The red bag and yellow “tube” is supposed to be the placenta (organ grown to nourish the baby during pregnancy), and the umbilical cord. They are delivered separately, but in the video, they had the baby stuffed inside the placenta

[@jjLuvv]

@zwetta no

[@gracelemmon7808]

I think it’s supposed to be like when cats give birth, and there’s the amniotic birthing sac around the newborn kitten. Sometimes, human babies have bits of their amniotic sacs left, called caul birth.

[@BrooklynStevenson]

@@gracelemmon7808 it’s possible, but no “placenta” came out after the baby’s birth. Even if the baby was “en caul,” a placenta would still come out afterwards. Plus placentas are red while the amniotic sac is completely clear, so I’m assuming it’s the placenta lol.

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

It's the amniotic sac. Sometimes baby's can come out still inside. It's rare though.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

that's actually a baby bell cheese

[@pay8824]

Kurtis a woman in my hometown married a zombie doll and the entire wedding was attended by Doll Guests. I've never met her personally but I need you to be aware of it because not enough people talk about it here. Diversity Win, though, because they are both women!!

[@engagingathena9965]

yay lesbian zombie dolls

[@linguisticsnerd433]

I need to visit your hometown now

[@marieflocon8053]

I wish I was invited

[@megand12345]

Wasn't the doll of a child too

[@v.xien.]

Wait wasn’t that a video? I swear I’ve heard of this from another KZbinrs video

[@frickusernames]

My boyfriend said the other day "That Kurtis Conner dude is actually pretty funny." Finally my boyfriend and I share something other than an already completed 90s sitcom/comedy series. Now we can enjoy a 90s born, not completed, comedy Kurt.

[@egg5256]

Why does “not completed” feel ominous LMAO

[@kittenmittons_]

@@egg5256 Not Yet. 🙂

[@nikolett6223]

​@@egg5256 he's not ripe yet :)

[@skzanarchist]

not completed is giving seer prophecy

[@Silly_Rivers]

1:06 what are you gonna do cancel me? Gen z me brah?

[@Dowjy]

“Little pussy what’s wrong? Thought you were dreaming huh?”

[@Dalt1n999]

Bruh I can't believe Kurtis is talking about something that happened here in Brazil!!! The weirdest part for me is that, in the early 2010s, we had a Brazilian youtube series where a little ragdoll boy would read erotic stories on the internet, and the name of the little ragdoll boy? Marcelinho. So now I'm thinking what if both Marcelos are actually the same ragdoll person, or if the wedding and birth are a prequel to Marcelinho's videos

[@ghostiezero]

I’m sorry, the little rag doll boy did what?

[@caiodacosta6951]

@@ghostiezero brazil is way more insane than people think it is

[@eilir_adron]

he fucking what?

[@zoyadulzura7490]

@@ghostiezeroI looked up Marcelinho and kzbin.info/www/bejne/qILIfKaNZZKpfJY&ab_channel=AltaC%C3%BApula (I haven't finished the video, so I don't know how far it gets)

[@ItachiRingo]

This is amazing

[@sarahknebel6234]

Curtis: "They were sending me this article because the rag-doll husband in question looks exactly like me" Me: *screaming, crying, throwing up*

[@beekinddd]

who 🤨 /lh

[@aureum3957]

this comment feels like two of those sex bots decided to have a baby

[@judefontenelle]

CURTIS

[@lenefyecak9024]

FAKE FAN ALERT🚨

[@swrry_bae1012]

"I don't think Marcelo had any of his family members at the wedding" that's so rude of you to say when his sister was standing right beside him

[@lemoninacoconut6460]

STOP 😭

[@kaywee4200]

HA-

[@edgarpoisoned6008]

I keep rewatching this video and thinking "this is so something that would happen in Brazil" and I finally found out that it, indeed, happened in Brazil. So proud of my country.

[@RescueGoat]

A birth where the amniotic sac stays intact can actually happen, though very rarely. It looks insane, look it up if you can deal with body-horrorish stuff.

[@Margaretfogs]

It’s called en caul - pretty cool

[@brysonorosa632]

Is it dangerous to the mother or child??

[@s.a.w5493]

@@brysonorosa632 no! It's not dangerous

[@daixensorest]

Oh I saw that on reddit the other day. It's like they're vacuum sealed in the sac lol

[@fish_toes]

@@Margaretfogs better en caul saul

[@marycarolynkane8720]

i actually think this lady’s the funniest person in the world i respect the degree of commitment to the bit, livestreaming the birth of your ragdoll son is legendary

[@ag-jv4pp]

i saw your show in little rock sunday and omg you guys were amazing. those two people up in the balcony that heckled you so much were SO ANNOYING UGH. regardless of them you were hilarious. i love how you handled the situation

[@oceancoral557]

Omg why were they heckling him 😭

[@ag-jv4pp]

@@oceancoral557 they thought they were being funny but they were just annoying and rude😭😭😭 and then when kurtis said “huh” to them they just giggled like middle schoolers😭😭

[@ohokitslucy]

omg they’re not repping us arkansan kurtis fans 😔😔

[@ag-jv4pp]

@@ohokitslucy bruh i drove from yee haw mississippi to see them but your point still stands😭

[@mdungan]

the hecklers were making us look bad💔

[@echothefreak9396]

Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying _genuine tears._ I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her

[@syzygysaturn2496]

this is an incredible comment ?

[@echothefreak9396]

@@syzygysaturn2496 LMAO THANKS i forgot i made this comment

[@simonrespeto]

Honestly luckily it wasnt u

[@ramshafarooq]

one of these days, kurtis will start unironically doing the cosplay expression thing and none of us will be able to stop him

[@fionamclary7631]

When he did it in this video my first thought was "oh no, he's doing it only semi-ironically now"

[@Lexi-fg8oc]

@@fionamclary7631 literally 💀😭

[@admiralmeow3161]

every time he gets closer and closer to becoming a tiktok cosplayer

[@Tw0Dots]

Oh god

[@KingOfGaymes]

Cant wait

[@Whata.goodwin]

I would buy merch that said “husbands go in the washing machine” It’s so unhinged I love it

[@sandy-vm9nz]

lesbians would eat that sht up (Im lesbians)

[@bekahbabie]

Christ I never realized until now just how identical the doll looks to you, and now I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or weep hysterically 💀

[@bekahn.4762]

We have the same name 😳😳

[@lino_rino]

it really does look like him 😂

[@bekahbabie]

@@bekahn.4762 omg nice name you got there!!! 😆 My mom named me after Rebekah in the Bible, but I’m agnostic so 😅🤷‍♀️ I like my name but it is frustrating to never have any keychains or anything with my name on it lol, plus both of my grandmas would never fail to spell my name wrong every year on my birthday cards 🤣🤣

[@bekahn.4762]

@@bekahbabie yo same I was too 😳 and I'm an atheist

[@bekahbabie]

@@bekahn.4762 LMAO aayeee Christian-turned-non-religious gang!!!! 🤙🤪🤣 Let me guess, did you stop being Christian bc of religious trauma too?? 🥴💀

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

At 3:55 I watch the entire Blood Related music video since Kurtis didn't have the balls to go through with the bit

[@tetsupannn]

Whenever I feel down about my love life I am reminded of people like this and it either cheers me up or makes me 100 times more depressed

[@tobiaslawrence8928]

Personally it cheers me up cause at least I'm not this down bad cause my new puppy gives me all the love I want and need😁

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Yeah part of me is like "why can't I love anything as much as this guy loves to fck his car"

[@breadcrust4006]

She actually has a real boyfriend, she just did this for attention to get money

[@electron6825]

It's not a good sign if you have to compare yourself to someone that appears mentally ill to feel good about yourself lmao

[@KingOfGaymes]

She has an actual boyfriend tho

[@bones7330]

Kurtis, no hard feelings since most people don't know much about Ragdolls, but Ragdolls are generally fully capable of speech, Marcelo just happens to be mute. It doesn't appear to be genetic since his little one had some strong lungs :)

[@HangryOnPaws]

Oh definitely. My sister had a friend who had some ragdoll heretage. She came over to our house a while back and she was just the nicest. Ragdoll lungs tend to be very delicate and need a lot care, especially as they get older. I'm currently getting a DNA test because I think I might have some plush/teddy heretage (I was adopted) and I'm starting to understand the kind of discrimination toyfolk face. And I really don't appreciate ragdolls being labelled as "lazy". They have lower energy reserves and they can't help that. And fictionalised ""non-fiction"" films like Child's Play only heighten the stereotypes. Such a shame. ((Let's make Doll People the new version of Clown Husbandry))

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

@@HangryOnPaws NOT CLOWN HUSBANDRY 😭

[@HangryOnPaws]

@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng okay we'll be the better version of it then

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

@@HangryOnPaws false, there will never be a better version of clown husbandry

[@HangryOnPaws]

@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng true. But we must strive to be the best slightly messed up kidcore social allegory fandom we possibly can. And seeing as Clown Husbandry is the best one, that's our idol.

[@KittiJewl]

11:00 im sure SOME baby sounds are recorded from actual babies. but there's also fully grown adults who can do good imitations. such as tara strong, who played the littlest baby in rugrats.

[@anzuaoix]

she was also Bo in the english dub of Spirited Away!

[@jackhaining-spriggs3981]

Don't ask me how I know this, but she also played Twilight Sparkle in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[@anzuaoix]

@@jackhaining-spriggs3981 Tara has voiced so many characters it’s absolutely insane! Including Timmy Turner lol

[@awkwardotter13]

@@anzuaoix she was also raven in the 2000's teen Titans

[@anzuaoix]

@@awkwardotter13 also she’s Raven in Teen Titans GO!

[@17ZZZ74]

7:47 No you're wrong, his best trait is that he ◇Doesn't breath◇ and ◇doesn't rot either◇

[@squitten4054]

Marcelo sounds like the perfect stay at home husband so many manners i bet they never get noise complaints

[@arima_song]

I bet he was a wonderful _indoor boyfriend_

[@squitten4054]

@@arima_song as opposed to the nasty outdoor boyfriends This is a wonderful reference I appreciate it

[@arima_song]

@@squitten4054 ugh, exactly!🙄 Haha, thank you! Making a good reference is such a rare occasion for me, lol

[@squitten4054]

@@arima_song you did wonderful I can only imagine how jealous the outside boyfriend is that the indoor was upgraded to husband

[@arima_song]

@@squitten4054 the only upgrade an outdoor boyfriend can have is becoming an outdoor ex-boyfriend. Although, if you ask me, it's more of an upgrade to his ex-partner

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

I like the fabric noises when the ragdoll husband is talking. Top quality sound design

[@_jinxi]

love ur name 🤝

[@mayth1825]

THIS

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

@@_jinxi thanks 😁

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

KURTIS POINTING OUT THAT IF HER MOM MADE IT THAT WOULD MAKE THE DOLL HER BROTHER MADE ME SO DAMN HAPPY. That was literally my first fucking thought and having him mention that made me feel as if I wasn’t crazy for thinking it

[@pompomspinkles]

the guest could sit anywhere cause they're in the same family

[@victoriaanne_]

Same lmao

[@elliebishop5895]

Same I was literally about to comment it as he said it

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

@@elliebishop5895 he just reads the minds of the people

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

At what point this argument stops? If you eat lunch your mom made are you also eating your sibling? 👁👄👁

[@ing-acnl9455]

Idk if anyone sees this but thanks kurtis for making light fun of this and ultimately being genuine and respectful, and for including objectum ppl (objectophilia and objectum romantic/sexual (os/or) is called objectum) at the end w Eiffel, she's a total icon! It is more common than youd think and there really are a lot of objectum ppl out here who live happily with our beloved objects. I hope Mary is happy :)

[@QuaseVingativa]

That lady's brazilian and from what I could find: before the pandemic she used to make money dancing and during lockdown she started streaming herself dancing with the doll and I guess it escalated from there. But she's basically just hustling to get attention from brands so she can get enough money to buy a house for her and her (non ragdoll) family

[@Urmom-jv9ec]

Absolute girl boss

[@Sarah-ty5ev]

I respect the hustle tbh

[@MissFelice]

The idea of grinding on a ragdoll in front of real humans unlocks a very bizarre hybrid of jarring embarrassment and deep respect. I’m sure it’s a bit, but any which way I wish her and quiet Kurtis the absolute best.

[@bingdoodle1]

She’s literally reinvented ppl being attracted to body pillows

[@planefan082]

Oh god, I didn't even think of that

[@thebibibliophilicloner5478]

7:08 ive clipped this part and copied link and titled it serotonin to watch when im sad and it makes me smile every time

[@simonsandbaek7747]

can't believe Kurtis made an entire video about his marriage

[@aleandra3945]

finding out a rag doll has my brother’s name bc of a kurtis conner video was NOT something i was expecting to experience today

[@fatknuts]

@zwetta ayo?

[@Bubbles-od2zm]

The fucking emotional whiplash I got at 12:05 when they pulled out the red bag baby was insane. I know Kurtis said it was weird and I thought I was prepared. I was not.

[@toothfairy10133]

i read this before i got to that part of the video and i thought i was prepared. i was not.

[@bradentheman1373]

I skipped to the part, and you know, I was not prepared.

[@sashuni1064]

Completely lost my sanity at “husbands go in the washing machine” The delivery, the grab, everything. Bravo. I’m crying and my face hurts (from laughing)

[@rhinnydinny]

“Husbands go in the washing machine” definitely has to be the next shirt in your line of merch :) I’d buy like 26

[@SussyAsianMenacePlays]

Uzumaki would like to know your location

[@Ghost_Token]

I’d buy 27

[@toastarkat]

I'd buy 28

[@albizzie]

I’d buy 29

[@crocodileloki3181]

I'd buy 30

[@msthecommentator2863]

His barely contained laughter on "I didn't have the baaaalls!" got me laughing, too 😂

[@leebloom7842]

I’m just so sad that the Barbie “balls” wasn’t in there

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@leebloom7842 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THISSSS me too :((

[@kurapikakurta1997]

@@leebloom7842 balls lmao

[@brynnstic]

Timestamp?

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@brynnstic 4:12

[@saltymcnuggies1895]

Can't wait for them to make it big, start a Family Channel and tell the world about their "Rags to Riches" story. Only for their vlogs all about how they're "cut from the same cloth as everyone else" start feeling less relatable once they start scamming the fans.

[@eilir_adron]

omg pls this took me out

[@zoyadulzura7490]

I feel like Kurtis and you could riff off each other.

[@Deboraas]

Kurtis please do an update on this, so much has happened, little Marcelo was kidnapped, your ragdoll cousin Marcelo cheated on Mary. 🙏🏻 and she had a ragdoll baby girl.

[@leech7354]

Identity theft is not a joke, Ragdoll Husband!

[@aishwaryadwivedi9069]

Millions of families suffer every year!

[@YO-rn8tp]

As a Brazilian I'm so happy that one my favorites KZbinrs is talking about the lady that married a doll in my country 😭💖🇧🇷

[@curnies]

@nchaa wat

[@user-zk3qb]

@@curnies pls 😭😭

[@YO-rn8tp]

@nchaa Bro ?🤨

[@___petalz___oninstagram]

@nchaa fucking pardon?

[@guilhermec.934]

O melhor é saber que foi daí que saiu o marcelinho lendo contos eróticos kkkkkk

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Doctor:“Oh no, I’m sorry Mrs… You got a rag doll in you” Woman: YES! HONEY! It’s a boy! Husband: *Flops over*

[@adiba_lekha]

I'm deceased 💀

[@ygmrt]

flops over 😭

[@Kortita]

Jajajajajaja.

[@F_rogg_y]

adding "husbands go in the washing machine!" to my "Kurtis once said" note

[@Violet-lv7py]

Kurtis is like incapable of not breaking out into song randomly during a video.

[@voosgoose]

Kurtis is my favourite Disney princess

[@denishaasia0115]

I lost it when Kurtis said that the rag doll would technically be her brother, and then “Blood Related” had that 2 second clip 😂😂 It actually was funnier that he didn’t include the whole video. It’s one of those things that’s like if you know, you know. That made my day! That’s my mayor 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾☝🏾💯

[@snuterella]

The KC side eye when reading that Marcelo doesn’t fight or argue had me in absolute stitches

[@tommymarco]

stitches you say . hmmmmmm .

[@kvmehaus]

You don’t ask me how I’m doing anymore and I can’t remember the last time I felt that happiness

[@imadoggirl]

Wait if Marcello can't talk, then how can he give consent? How do we know she's not holding him hostage, he can't ask for help or say no!

[@tommymarco]

you mind goes to dark places . here is a light 💡 for your weak mind .

[@senilerodent]

@@tommymarco no u

[@anjailbakeer]

Its like asking ur sweater for consent before shoving ur hand, elbow, arm into the depths of its sleeves for warmth. Should i ask my pillow to consent to a threesome when i use it for leverage in certain positions with a partner? Should i ask ask my rabbit for consent? The line may be hard to articulate or define but we can all tell where it is and it definitely is somewhere in the realm of things that have been alive.

[@fluent_debt]

WE NEED TO GET MARCELLO HELP ASAP

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Sign language? 🤔

[@BioHaggard]

Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like KZbin. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.

[@negligible_reality]

Shelter? I hardly know her! 🤣😭💀

[@alexm5281]

😶@@negligible_reality

[@urgodmoon]

i hope you're doing well ❤

[@casperwashere]

11:18 actually, i think the reason why the baby can cry is that it’s a ragdoll-human hybrid. hope this helps

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

After reading Yugo Limbo's graphic novel "Viscera Objectica" about a man who falls in love with a puppet, and learning more about people who fall in love with inanimate objects, this sort of stuff is really interesting, and it's really nice how respectful Kurtis is while still making jokes😊

[@aiqys]

4:03 our anthem

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Dang, Marcelo couldn't even stand next to his wife while she gave birth, he just sat there. Unbelievable

[@Lily-xg1qq]

Even rag doll men can’t be good husbands 🙄🙄

[@imdoneplus]

“Did you see that pile of yellow yarn up there? Yeah, that’s Marcello’s mom, she comes apart at weddings. It’s really hard for her because it turned our her husband was stringing her along.”

[@LicorinaImperia]

I cant believe that it took me seen this video TWICE to notice the title of the birth of their child is in portuguese, and after a quick search I found out that this happened here in Brazil 🇧🇷 😳... we really need to be studied. Kurtis would DIE if he came across the case of a woman from a town called Taubaté (also in Brazil) fooled the whole country saying that she was pregnant with SIX children using a f*ing bounce ball under her dress 😂😂😂😂

[@LicorinaImperia]

Kurtis, if you want to know more about this one feel free to contact me, I would gladly help you by translating the material 😁

[@dudiskkkm]

And u can't forget when Sid do Não Salvo create a fake channel with "news from North Corea" and make all world think that North Corea made the population belive that they win in a world soccer champion.

[@diegoseibert-lb]

Mds ia ser maravilhoso se ele fizesse um vídeo sobre a grávida de Taubaté HAUAHAUAHAUAHA

[@carolina-vt1rw]

como cidadã de Taubaté, eu aprovo a ideia

[@sagekaley]

one thing i really like about your commentary is you generally don't really judge people. you poke fun at the absurdity of things but not at the people themselves. idk when i was younger i judged a lot of things that were 'cringe' or 'weird' or made me straight-up uncomfortable but stepping back and reflecting on "is this ACTUALLY harming anyone etc" really helped me realise most people are just weird but harmless. so it's refreshing to see commentary that isn't just "check out this weirdo aren't they creepy!!!" anyway keep up the good work

[@TheCynicalDude_]

12:10 Oh Kurtis, my poor naive friend. That is clearly a placenta. Not all placentas are red garbage bags. My second daughter came in a pink one.

[@clarisavelez8455]

I love the fact that Kurtis makes fun of the situations but never attack the people involve, like calling the lady crazy or something like that, thats what homophobic or racist comedians don't get

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

i mean apparently it is fake as the tiktok acc says so

[@MariaFerreira-ek2px]

@@user-vw4xp5nt9f yes, it is, the woman was trying to get media (idk if this is the proper expression, sorry), so she could afford buying a house.

[@HumeAnn]

@@MariaFerreira-ek2px did she buy the house though?

[@TheTrueEmrys]

He literally attacks people in videos all the time lol, its just not funny to make fun of someone who obviously has serious issues 😂

[@gingerdog8203]

​@@TheTrueEmrys this lady is joking.

[@neebling]

thank you mr kurtis for putting me in stitches as always. i think my fav part of this one was the fabric rustling sounds you had for the ragdoll voice, absolute genius

[@sofirific227]

i literally was having a horrible day, then saw a notification for ur video, and now i feel happy. ur videos genuinely brighten my day kurtis!!! you mean so much to ur fans.

[@watermelon..]

i’m happy you’re feeling better :) welcome back to kurtistown

[@Higongeous]

I hope it gets worse

[@ajcrowIey]

me too!! i have a fever but kurtis makes it bareable

[@LeoBezan]

F*ck this reply section Except Watermelon

[@kierathompson1561]

Heccken same

[@patriciam5563]

Kurtisss, you HAVE to talk about the Pregnant Woman of Taubaté now! It's somewhat similar to this and also very insane. Basically, a few years back, a woman from Taubaté (a Brazillian city) claimed that she was pregnant with quadruplets. Here belly was INSANELY huge (you can find many pictures online), and she started to get a lot of media attention. Turns out, she's faking the whole thing (even to her husband!). It was (and still is ngl) a huge meme over here in Brazil

[@em84c]

Was she even pregnant? Or did she have a fake belly?

[@namjoondimples2389]

@@em84c she just had a fake belly basically everything was a scam that people believed and tried to help her but she was discovered being fake on live tv

[@skzanarchist]

i googled her omg her fake belly is still insane af

[@patriciam5563]

@@skzanarchist I KNOW RIGHT

[@piqachu]

i’m glad kurtis finally remembered his passwords

[@jjLuvv]

these bots dude

[@Yourgettingit]

9:30 that’s where the mailman came into their life

[@animaleal]

"Labor ? I Hardly Know Her." A Classic Kurtis line

[@pearllee4024]

Man, my 7 year old Guinea Pig passed away recently, and I've been taking it very hard. Kurtis's videos though, never fail to cheer me up somehow. Thanks man.

[@riviloo]

I’m so sorry for your loss ):

[@myopicaminataraffael1716]

Sending you so much love and compassion 🤍

[@roguestowl2280]

Sorry for your loss.

[@aoifecahill9264]

my six year old guinea pig passed away recently aswell so you're not alone

[@rushhour_gaming3889]

I think the blood related bit only playing a second is actually funnier than the whole thing tbh 😂

[@brooke7413]

I have done a childbirth & cried laughing at the rag doll baby’s weird birth sack cuz that is not a thing 😭 that would’ve been her whole uterus