Decompression Sickness and Poo

Whether it’s the pilot of a U-2 Spy plan or a scuba diver in the ocean, they both deal with similar problems, but they’re #NotWhatYouThink #NWYT #shorts
Music:
Leaps - Jay Varton
Incidental Encounter - Arthur Benson
Footage:
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[@YoungGandalf2325]

U2 pilot flying over the Soviet Union: "Don't mind me. I'm just gonna land for a quick bathroom break."

[@Natediggetydog]

Dropping the first bombs of the Cold War

[@g0lomp_]

​@@Natediggetydog💀

[@locoHAWAIIANkane]

🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽 YEESSSSS!!!

[@Will-dn9dq]

Naw throws diaper out canopy bombs away 😂

[@1.618_Murphy]

Your sense of humor is top notch, brother! *“The problem number 2 is the number 2”* 😂😂😂

[@paffykat9531]

"And problem number two is number two" Lol

[@crystalsmoneybag]

Wait, so does that mean I understood this wrong he saying that you’re not supposed to go pee in your wet suit? While you’re in the water

[@GoBack2California]

Ur pretty dumb

[@Naturexyz-ow1ri]

Pilot: Sir I have number 2 so I have to abort the mission. Commander: Your number 2 is not our problem so continue the mission.

[@Jahr_1974]

This video just boiled my blood

[@positivelynegative9149]

Better than boiling your poop.

[@kenigma79]

@@positivelynegative9149Better than having poop for blood

[@DuckyTheFox]

"They just have to hold it" Not if they're brave enough they don't

[@Sn1peralex]

If the water isn’t too cold, ditch the wetsuit and defile the ocean

[@Am_Cookie2436]

And have a cloud of shit around you?

[@captain_commenter8796]

And to think I was down bad on road trips holding in a shit. I got nothing on these guys

[@heyviper1238]

Yeah try a 10 hour sorty...

[@Specss]

The pee tube pair with the loop💀💀💀

[@kenigma79]

Huh?

[@Am_Cookie2436]

​@@kenigma79pee tube, the start has someone drinking water I think...soo

[@thedoctor2102]

A scuba diver potentially could drop a turd while diving. Just modify that rubber suit to have an ejection flap.

[@Engie_Boi]

As a scuba diver that is an absolutely GENIUS idea xDDDD

[@steveoTHEGREAT]

This makes so much more sense then when people say your blood boils.

[@drbendover7467]

And I'm not holding it any longer:)

[@Mastermind8908]

Why haven't we invented rectal catheters yet? And I don't mean colostomy bags.

[@lopton1]

There is something like a rectal catheter that can only be used for thin stool.

[@dianapennepacker6854]

There are. Had them a few times since I'm dying and sometimes in the hospital. Last time it would not work for whatever reason and I felt so bad for the nurses as I could not hold it. With all the laxatives and fluids the doctors gave me it was a night mare.

[@lanceh2009]

​@@dianapennepacker6854technically we are all dying.... Sorry yours is coming sooner :(

[@shizukagozen777]

Just wear a diaper at this point. Bruh

[@oderosaddler9431]

Freeload a few fleet of those to me fully equipped for my use

[@Farquaad-Gaming]

Why is the turkish guy smiling like that

[@cengizsogutlu]

Cuz he is on biggest Navy rescue ship on earth TCG Alemdar

[@Twietergaming]

That must be very painfull.

[@kenigma79]

I suspect holding it in would be a bit more uncomfortable.

[@donfack9488]

Am worried about number 2 😂😂😂

[@user-jb6rv4nz6h]

The first problem that got to my mind was itchy nose lol

[@yeetbirdo]

Its not actually that much of a problem for divers.

[@theunitedstatesofamerica8376]

"And number 2" is a number two

[@cengizsogutlu]

That Turkish guy 🇹🇷 is member of Turkish navy rescue ship TCG Alemdar. One of biggest NATO rescue navy ship.

[@ultradimensions]

That same U-2 in 1960: *don’t mind if I do*

[@MrDozerdee]

What do you know. It was what I thought.

[@BIGDaddYfromVenuS]

I think problem number 2 is number 3

[@lindareidy2091]

On long haul missions, they wear adult pads/diapers. It's not commonly known because it would damage the status of the pikots.

[@jayknuffke285]

Either hold it or make a mess. Lol

[@teresadalessio1]

They have to hold it? No sh*t >> See what i did back there? I hit y'all with a double entendre 👌👌👌

[@ConorMarkham]

Fascinating!

[@Vesperitis]

Yeah but does the expansion of gasses also affect the number two? That would be a… horrible way to die. Killed by expanding poo in your butt.

[@SHIFT3R6]

Or expanding fart

[@godofchicken3749]

Expanding nut

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

You wouldn't know that your colon is ruptured because you would be long dead from the nitrogen bubbles in your brain

[@ericcartman9594]

It does short of. Sometimes when you ascend you feel pain into your abdomen, being that while contracted it placed itself in a space too small for it. When this happens you need to descend a little and continúe ascending slowly so your guts get in place. Gas then scapes from both ends of the intestines

[@user-ps7jc6zz1w]

It is So Painful and No Pain Killers

[@thespookyfbimanf.b.i.9064]

NO NOT THIS TIME! NOW IT IS WHAT I THINK

[@yourtechweekeveryweek6321]

The U2 pilots undertake a special diet for weeks in advance to missions basically intentionally constipating themselves

[@lyrimetacurl0]

Sometimes you can't hold it though.

[@rob379lqz]

Rumour has it, the 5 Ocean Gate guys died of Compression Sickness. 😮

[@LegendgoldMusic]

👀💀

[@arfon2000]

no the sub imploded on them in a matter of milliseconds

[@rob379lqz]

Hiya. May I come clear please. As a former Archer, I utilized aluminium arrow shafts. Some/many utilized Carbon Fibre arrow shafts. Back then, if my aluminium arrow shaft struck a hard object, it would deform/bend/fletching tear/head steel insert expand the front of the aluminium shaft. It became useless. When Carbon fibre arrow-shafts struck similar, those CF arrow shafts shredded/splintered. Meaning… CF is very rigid, yet not so malleable. Ie. Not bendy. Anyways, we all know it was a disaster… just noone said that in advance. IMHO, it was not the joystick controller that was the issue, it was our society’s misconceptions of Carbon Fibre (dare I say) limitations. just sayin’ Peace✝️

[@arfon2000]

@@rob379lqz They've recovered the craft. There is practically no carbon fibre left. At the pressure that the hull was under it just failed spectacularly, just look at carbon fibre under a hydraulic press.

[@kenigma79]

@@rob379lqz​​⁠​⁠I’m seeing literally every deep sea sub captain, owner, etc. outside that company say this was a terrible idea from the start. Literally no one else is disputing that. And I’ve also not heard anyone say the “joystick” had anything to do with the failure of that so-called deep sea submersible.

[@baymax001]

So the no 1 is pee and the no 2 is poop a international signal 😂 Today I got it

[@YoungBlood507]

They should give them small amounts of opioids which causes constipation, not enough to get them high and not frequent enough to start addiction(reliance)

[@user-oc1rn3ft1b]

Number one it's easy to hold, number 2 there where it gets problematic. :))

[@devineandconquer9508]

I had problem 2 while scuba diving and you can’t rush anything until you get out

[@seageo4303]

Don’t pee in your dry suit while you SCUBA unless the suit is designed for such activity.

[@locoHAWAIIANkane]

Oh shit!!

[@marcwilliams1942]

LOVE THE 🍦PIC😂😂😂

[@tornado1050]

Just give the pilots Taco Bell... actually that might make the problem worse 😅

[@sophroniel]

The Bends has to be the most hideous way to die

[@typograf62]

The red blood cells seem to pass through each other at times.

[@htodd4014]

The navy has diapers for the Aviators because there's a second option than "hold it".

[@rk4921]

U2 pilots can only go number 2 in their suit twice before asked to leave the program due to cost

[@3xfaster]

They actually eat very bland and low residual meals from a tube. Their diets are specialized so that they don’t poop in flight. No coffee, only caffeinated protein snacks.

[@jaywalker4097]

What about #2? Number 2??? Uh nah, we can't help u with that now! Ur on ur own dude. Good luck 🤞

[@teresadalessio1]

Um, no. When you're under water, and u poop in your wetsuit, the poop evaporates, leaving but a cloud of dust in its wake; in fact, this is the inspiration for the movie "Envy" and the ingenuity of "vape-oo-rise."

[@Stealth-Operator]

After over 60 years of cover-ups by the US and the USSR/Russia, the real reason for why the U2 spy plane flown by Francis Gary Powers, which fell out of the sky, has been revealed: Powers: "Don't mind me, I have to take a crap. (farting noises)"

[@anoramba]

It was what I thought

[@TOWDS10647]

Its never what i think

[@FanEAW]

''Jim, open the bomb bay door'' ''why??? we aint at our target yet'' ''i gotta take a shit''

[@scottwages517]

What happens when you get Montezumas Revenge?

[@TheWaldowski]

My dad was stationed at Beale AFB and knew some of the pilots. Apparently some would just go #2 in the suits anyways.

[@joshlutter9814]

I've pooped during a dive... Wasn't wearing a wetsuit though 😂💩

[@circeciernova1712]

Peeing in your wetsuit is NOT recommended. It takes forever to get the smell out! Usually, you aren't going to go more than 2 or 3 hours underwater for most dives, so empty your bladder and bowels before you dive and you should be fine.

[@XB10001]

Oh 💩

[@kevinradtke3767]

Two types of scuba divers; those who pee in their wetsuits, and liars

[@Erlik0_89]

My azz could NOT be a scuba diver/Air Force pilot

[@jayknuffke285]

Dry suit diving also has pee tubes you can add

[@HoaxKAMEPA]

Can you not find a narrator for whom English is a first language?

[@L.L]

Not an issue diver do do there number 2 in dry suit and wet suit. Just not as comfortable in a dry suit because it just goes everywhere in there lol

[@hotboigee5689]

So before they died the people in the Titan sub pop themselves to death

[@yeetbirdo]

No.

[@Dlopwoo]

They probably poo before flying

[@noname-dq9uf]

They already made some thing for u2 a diaper 😂

[@shivanshuraj7175]

I watched you video but what I think of is not what you think

[@Will-dn9dq]

Actually they use diapers 😂😂

[@paulw9516]

Well, the English call them nappies. Or adult diapers. Astronauts wear them. Why not the U2 pilots? How about a zipper for the wetsuits?

[@GlitchedBlox]

Boiling excrement, mmmm.

[@ErikMorgan-bt4qm]

Decompression now those hot nurses yes I know , I can breath , anyone on magazines , yea I’m still consuming that bad chocolate pudding . 67…. Joking 38

[@NaiZYaJ]

Ive watched so many videos the videos are what you think now

[@VAMobMember]

Hey, YANKIE It’s not a SODA, it’s a COKE.

[@portablespoon7808]

😊

[@misanthropicphilanthropy]

🤗🆓💩. 😐

[@portablespoon7808]

First

[@L.L]

No you second actually 😅

[@georgeking9110]

Caption: KZbin pilot

[@ErikMorgan-bt4qm]

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[@crystalsmoneybag]

OK so I was in my wetsuit yesterday at the beach and it was my first time using my brand new wetsuit. And I wish I would’ve heard about rule number two yesterday because it had me wondering for the rest of the day until I was able to take a shower!!!😅😅😅

[@Sweetie-zf3ss]

Funny as I was thinking poo and decompression no lie but then it’s written on the vid 🤨🤭🤭💖