Deepfakes WILL Destroy Us All | The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@bakersdozzzen6553]

I can't believe they got Skyrim himself to voice an intro.

[@libertyprime3827]

0/10 for saying "the jarls of Tamriel." ONLY SKYRIM HAS JARLS YOU FUCKING INVALIDS.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

That's Ralof of Riverwood, conjured by Sheogorath/ Clavicus Vile, to you.

[@atillanandorfuri3343]

John Skyrim is my favorite vocal talent. He literally voiced so many characters in the Elder Scrolls 5, they just named the whole game after him out of respect.

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

AND he dropped slurs. I thought better of him than that

[@LuisMedina-cw4dk]

@@meepmoopiethe3rd he got the pass

[@Dushbagthelegendary]

With AI speech, we can finally get Chris to say the N word.

[@matts2436]

well, uh, hes already said it in older videos lmao

[@cherrygrabber7172]

As a Bosmer, no less. With his fellow two Redguards, they'll learn the Way of the Voice. Imagine a full shout that spells the gamer word, dragons would die at an instant.

[@blackwingdragon1]

I feel like he's openly said it in one of his videos, just find that one.

[@pizza-for-mountains]

@@cherrygrabber7172 NII GA RU !!

[@ZhutyArt]

@@cherrygrabber7172 The N word is Avada Kedavra for dragons

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Michael Basketball Jordan and Derrick's solution to assholes on the road was discussed in episode #78 It's Snark Tank canon that the boys are stuck in a time loop and upon revisiting the same topics become more hysterically unhinged, and I love it.

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Sweeney is the that's keeping it cool for the most part

[@MaximumAaron]

I can't believe they did an AI speech opening and it wasn't Keith David.

[@lShadow426l]

But still fucking terrifying how non broken it sounded, it had a couple tone issues but still mostly like how the VA would speak it

[@ChrisTheMadKing]

As cool as that would be I wouldn’t want to do that to our lord and savior Keith David

[@我的家-j4b]

1:29:15 that is the funniest moment since Dennis Prager sitting at the edge of your bed commenting how you've been Sinning with your Ding Dong _By Yourself_ .

[@SgtMajorShutUp]

Never thought you'd top the Kingpin moan, but that intro was the best.

[@nc1901]

Yo that was me!! Thanks for posting it!! It wouldn't send on Instagram and after Twitter I got banned. Lmao!

[@Metallijosh100]

10/10 efforts

[@than217]

I wanna see Sweeney do Creator Clash and be like the Bloater from The Last of Us just annihilating people.

[@anineblaughsya2945]

I was confused and mixed up bloater with a boomer from L4D and thought you were saying you wanted to see him get into the ring and just explode and blow the opponent out of the ring

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

Hearing the nord voice using the N word is just so satisfying for some reason

[@kimorayn1733]

Whoever animates 26:50, make sure the chair gets covered and drips with chunks the best. Love you bestieeee, UWU.

[@nei6573]

11:19 - 11:22 best three seconds of the podcast as a whole

[@Metallijosh100]

The "Watch me forever" Seinfeld stream was unreal. You didn't have to pay too much attention, and I had it in the background while playing Elden Ring, and it was SO ridiculously enjoyable. As Chris said, with the chat it was incredible.

[@Maxisamo1]

1:45:00 Chris is slowly revealing that he's so much more emotional than he lets on

[@dra9onslayer]

22:15 YES this is what I was saying about the Seinfeld bit, if its an actual human making this joke it would have been so fucking funny, the flat timing and robotic delivery just kills any sense of irony thats needed to deliver it

[@lizurd]

Lmfao Derek saying “holy shit” to sweeneys laugh at 1:33:45 fucking killed me

[@ironpro7217]

sweeny laughing at the idea of people being scared because they're about to die is insane

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Sweeney's laughter gets more and more daemonic every episode

[@comhaltacht315]

1:28:20 What's up everybody it's Critikal, today we're gonna fling some small child into the sun. Let's do this shit. 1:40:30 Proper Gym Etiquette

[@SoaringLettuce]

36:33 I think stealth games died for the same reason RTS did, they require too much active thinking

[@kimorayn1733]

Skyrim: "Them niggas wildin'.

[@necromingo7073]

good episode guys but quick correction: IOI didn't leave SE until after they released Hitman 2016, not Absolution

[@masonthemetalhead]

Please start every episode with that amazing clip.

[@我的家-j4b]

1:32:33 I haven't heard "Splatterday" in a fortnight, or at least a decade from a minecraft/Gmod KZbinr

[@dra9onslayer]

1:06:46 - Chris is almost right. They want Sweeny to feel like he missed out on spiderman, so that the next thing there's a thing he wants, he whales on it so he doesnt feel like he misses out again. Thats why they promote scarcity. Sweeny is never getting that spiderman skin, but theyre banking on the fact that he's definitely gonna get the next thing.

[@mattd5240]

It's incredibly scummy, I hope it's eventually made illegal for that kind of practice.

[@simongrove2369]

Backing into parking spaces is simply better. Its damn easy, and its harder to get out of a space backwards because you cannot see anyone coming! Youre insane! And I drive a damn Aygo!!! 😂🤣

[@B6B]

I'd love to see Derek enter the ring, he needs a good humbling the dude is all bark.

[@xblowsmokex]

A terrible humans soul reincarnated as your dog is a hilarious concept

[@GT-qv1gl]

Derrick is right about people who back into parking spaces. We get it, your car has a backup camera. Congratulations, your car meets minimum safety standards for new cars.

[@Buster-McTunder]

45:40 little fyi, the planet of Sera (in Gears) is a teeny bit larger than Earth (they also have a 26-hour day) so the slightest bit more gravity is working against them. Also, if you think the Cole Train is strong, people gotta check on Clayton. Also Sween is wrong. The earth thing was a cut alternate ending for Gears 3.

[@syndromeofadowns]

Pain. I'm in physical pain. What the fuck was that into. I can't stop laughing. My abdomen hurts

[@syndromeofadowns]

Edit: ITS BEEN A LITERALL HOUR

[@TheArgoNinja]

I had to learn to reverse park for my License; I have yet to ever park like that since.

[@joemcconville2813]

1:28:28 ZEUS! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME, COWARD?!!!

[@CnAces]

Fourth member of the snark cast is here

[@sandroxino]

THAT INTRO WAS SPECTACULAR

[@Maxisamo1]

Wow, they actually got one of the 6 voice actors from Skyrim to do an intro

[@xtremevigilante3525]

I can personally speak for the fortnite downing mechanic, my and my boys down someone, throw them into a corner and just emote them until they die. If their friend comes, we add em to the pile and it makes it even better

[@philcollins5890]

Or use them as a human shield.

[@MySqueezingArm]

1:35:00 I back into spaces to avoid accidents....but yeah I'm kind of a dick so maybe there's a nugget of truth. When my kids are in the back seat, if I'm going to get into a random parking lot accident I'd rather get hit in front where I am not my kids. Also I drive a standard bitch used car.

[@LanceUppercut]

Thank you for throwing doubt on AC Brotherhood! I had never played any AC game (I didn't game between the PS2 and getting a gaming PC in late 2019), but they always looked cool to me. Some point after getting the PC I researched the games and picked out a few (balancing what looked most appealing to me, and what was best regarded by fans). ACB was the best-regarded pick... but I've just struggled to get into it (I keep leaving it to play other games, but I keep trying). The controls feel very clunky to me, especially combat (or aiming projectiles). It seems like half the time when trying to climb up a building I bounce off the wall and crash onto the ground. It's a pain/boring to get across town (even to a tunnel entrance). Given it's highly regarded status, it was frustrating that it wasn't clicking with me, so I'm glad you questioned its ability to hold up. (FWIW, Origns was the personal appeal choice, and Black Flag was the compromise pick, haven't played them yet, though).

[@betweennames805]

Black Flag is my favorite in the series, so far. It could just be that it's less of an AC game and more of a pirate simulator, but I think it's pretty great.. doing the tailing missions and actually being an assassin is probably the most lackluster part lol

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

Best intro I have ever experienced

[@vaguely_boring]

On the topic of surgery. It scares me beyond anything else that we still dont really know how anesthesia works.

[@ilovecody7514]

That truly is an intro to intro all intros.

[@kiyoumarou]

its from kirby actually 30:08

[@Bitcrushed]

I'm at work and they were playing the hootie while you were singing it lol

[@Crueltycretin]

What AI did you use for the opening? It actually sounds so good lmao

[@knocks42]

I love that all those fake Eminem songs reference his Fred Flintstone car haha

[@Rayn3]

58:31 they did that in Unity and Syndicate

[@OnewingedAngel69]

Chris’s laugh is infectious as fu(k

[@Dayman420]

I desperately need to see Chris being chased by a mother cow after he’s gotten to close to its calf, cows can be scary as fuck.

[@mayomaster1134]

I don’t know how people are fearless towards these bigass animals that are 10x heavier and faster than you

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Jack the Ripper from Fate though. Wonder what y'all thought about her?

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

1:32:18 Sweeny talks about Splatter Sunday

[@SaintMaxxi]

I'm a truck driver. I completely agree with Blackman

[@MaximumAaron]

I still love zombie shit, probably because I gave up on Walking Dead early. Once the actual zombies get to be a managed threat, I lose interest. Props to Last Of Us, I typically only care about the zombie apocalypse stories that involve the actual apocalypse event, but I'm 100% invested in that show.

[@alpharoo2581]

I love how obvious it is that Derek wrote the intro lmao

[@alpharoo2581]

I stand corrected, but the intro has Derek's energy within it

[@justinlee282]

I watch fast and furious for the plot and assassins creed is great. I love switching back and forth modern day and historical. Too bad they’re not doing that anymore just separate. I would play modern day assassins creed games til the end of time

[@elyktheman8189]

Makes me feel better that most people did the hospital thing in gta4 LMAO

[@DYFEA]

Backing into parking spots IS EASIER FOR LONG CARS. if you own a truck or long car it's way easier to pull out

[@grumpawpj]

where can I get access to this software that creates the voices from samples?

[@nickrustyson8124]

Derrick, you ever had to put something heavy in the trunk of a car?

[@我的家-j4b]

11:32 You also know it if you got sucked down the alt-right pipeline through memes using it

[@ChrisTehKiller169]

if my dog is jack the ripper, then reincarnation is proven real and the longer he is alive as my dog the longer he is kept from reincarnating as something that can actually cause harm like an alligator or a human again. i would be doing the world a service by keeping that dog alive as long as possible.

[@SamueL-td7fb]

then as time goes on you start getting desperate and you kidnap a scientist to make the dog inmortal

[@pierrelandry9296]

It's funny how in France everyone backs into parking spaces to limit accidents, and people dashing into parking places forward are seen as douchebags

[@thedragonlady6661]

Did that sweeny getting shot edit ever happen?

[@Ryzawa]

I don't think we've seen Chris break this much since the Pizza episode.

[@brian_cream]

This podcast makes my head hurt. God, this shit is so funny.

[@NamelessKing1597]

Ralof does NOT have a pass for that.

[@michaelseabrooks9286]

Confirmation bias on the backing in business lol I'm not an aggressive dude but i prefer to back in lol

[@mr.nobody5572]

36:11 What did he saaaaaay .....

[@我的家-j4b]

1:16:50 Am I losing it or did we all watch that same nat geo episode on "What would happen if Yellowstone errupted?" or "the most crazy event that could end the world and life as we know it (it's not aliens or a black hole this time, guys i promise)" with the dust cloud suffocating the earth and making it go through another ice age because the atmosphere is blocked and the sun can't get thru

[@brianscott2089]

That intro got me off guard, fr fr

[@FunkyFox39]

give us 4K so I can count Sweeny's nose hairs

[@Ychos027]

people who can't back into parking spaces simply don't know how to use their mirrors, change my mind

[@ratburn4830]

Snark Tank lore just dropped

[@jinxhijinx1768]

The idea that asses should be small is weird to me because the shape of the love heart is based on the woman's ass as women with bigger buts were seen as more fertile.

[@chargerboi4982]

Lmfao the intro had me dying

[@Lastman737]

We need Keith David intro using Ai

[@我的家-j4b]

1:28:22 I'm dead.

[@KratosNotKratos]

1:55:12 (left off)

[@jurassicroom7673]

Just get AI Shoe on the show and make her a puritanical Christian and make her debate Sweeney.

[@tombakek-progamertm5369]

chrisgaygun

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

You guys say you'd rather do manual labor as if that's a bad thing? Am I just so autistic that I find yardwork, especially mowing and cutting up trees, to be super fun?

[@ironpro7217]

1:22:04 1:29:18

[@glumbox3452]

Payday 2 is half stealth and that has a big player base.

[@cementbox4430]

Can you Micheal B anyone else, thank you everyone have a beautiful time!

[@sirdevknight]

I'll back up into your parking space if you keep us this lip son.

[@BrandEver117]

Derrick is crazy. In my experience it's the other way around, people who are hot tempered and shitty drivers will just whip into a space and park all crooked. I think back-in parking is better, not only because you are setting it up so can just easily pull out later, but it's also safer because you are less likely to back into a person or a car when going into a space than out of one. It's not difficult if you know what you're doing and in total (combined parking and leaving) takes the same amount of time if not faster.

[@tryanything5473]

The intro was lit

[@Cookiemaster98_98]

sam skyrim saying the n word is somehow funny as hell

[@whitekong1033]

Derrick lost me with the parking thing. Yeah, some of them are definitely a-holes pulling a power move to hold up traffic and irritate people - but I do it sometimes cuz I have a smaller-ish car. Backing out, I can't see shit coming if I get a truck on either side of me and being able to face traffic makes it safer to pull out, not just more convenient. This is just common sense stuff. To be completely fair, Derrick did say he was gunna be a dictator so this kinda comes with the territory. It's just a quirk lol

[@SamueL-td7fb]

straight into the sun

[@Yodalemos]

Assassin's Creed already did the whole meta, you are playing through ancient history thing, with Assassins Creed Unity. That game got shitcanned because it was released too early though, so everything they were trying to do with it got left in the dust, even if it was one of the better Assassin's Creed's.

[@MySkilletfan]

I would love to believe that Derek, but with your luck of the draw with health I feel like it would end more like an Anderson Silva situation with you.

[@gaigelarry]

Kickass intro x'D

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks boys

[@sauceboss7081]

I’m just one of those gays

[@12zander45]

With how little you can see when backing out of a parking space. Derek is so wrong here

[@brauliogar3455]

My niggas

[@rcurl44]

Backing in is way easier than pulling in. How is it controversial that using the wheels you steer with to maneuver the car to back in is a bad thing?

[@xblowsmokex]

It inconveniences anyone who is behind you while you’re backing in and in my experience those who back in tend to take off like a bat out of hell when they leave their spot which is potentially dangerous to pedestrians or others who drive like a normal person..

[@rcurl44]

@@xblowsmokex Yeah. No one slams it in reverse backing out ever without looking at who's behind them. NO ONE

[@Yumemaru.]

W intro.

[@UBDOOMBOT]

I know no one will read this but I have a funny animal Story, So when I used to be a camp councilor Ad fucking the horse handlers came over with there horse, there was this girl who keep messing with one of the horses that was not used to Humans(just a little skittish but rideable), we and then handlers told her not to pull om it's tail or mess with it's tail. Now after that I turn away for a sec, the Horse whines and Bucks the little girl so hard that she star fished in the air She was fine but seeing a young girl star fish that high in the air was the most Best/Funniest shit I have seen in my life. Holy-shit I do not know How I didn't laugh at her when it happened.

[@mayomaster1134]

Im laughing just imagining that lol

[@bigfatbear3673]

three days grace is a period of my life i have tried to bury why did you do this to me

[@Conrothegremlin]

Derek's take on backing into parking spaces is some jre level dumb shit 🤷‍♂️

[@Skillfulshawn]

W intro lmaooo

[@schnoz2372]

You're finally awake...