Defendants giving Judge Simpson the business

[@FortunateJuice]

"What are my options?" Like she's ordering at a restaurant. "What are the specials tonight, your honor?"

[@ScottW-vz4bf]

She tries to channel a Valley Girl … like, totally, what are my options? Total idiot.

[@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059]

Aunt Gertrudes Pineapple and Pimento Quiche or Uncle Lamberts Rhubarb and Roquefort chowder? Would you like breadsticks with that??

[@JDnFL]

​@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 Cator oil on the side.

[@dimitridelgado6531]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dimitridelgado6531]

All she forgot what to ask him what the specials are 😂

[@CreightonRabs]

A small amount of context for that first defendant: Valentine is currently in the MDOC women's prison at Huron Valley, which is located in Pittsfield Township (where Judge Simpson's court is located), serving a 3-to-5 year bit on an aggravated stalking charge out of Kalamazoo... and that's on top of a prior custodial interference conviction out of Berrien County. If there's a level above "entitled Karen" out there, it's definitely this Valentine fool.

[@GrimlyYours]

Oh jeez 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@andrelevesque2405]

Figures A LOT.

[@marysmith4415]

Thanks for the back story. Makes the case more interesting and strange!

[@alanorrick6741]

Stop saying “out of” when you mean in.

[@lindadeeds5326]

@@alanorrick6741 In American English, (I don’t know about elsewhere,) “out of” means “from”. So saying that she had a warrant out of a certain county is correct usage.

[@scanmead]

Defendants who think court proceedings are multiple choice are an indication that our educational system needs an overhaul. "Golly, judge. Can't you give me a hint?"

[@VanillaBean2023]

People that pay attention is school typically aren't the ones that are pro say in court.

[@martyreynolds6790]

I could'nt agree more! Im happy to see that other people see that also! 😢

[@Bibbigurl]

She seems old 2:27

[@SugarTits716]

​@@VanillaBean2023**pro se** 😂

[@Mr1234512]

Oh we gotta follow her case! Should be fun

[@Splitkix]

Same

[@johnlummis5119]

I so like Judge Simpson , honest and no nonsense

[@Inigo_The_Son]

@johnlummis5119 When visiting Ann Arbor a few months ago, I purposely set aside a day to go see Judge Simpson in action. Sadly, he was not working that day, but I did get to watch Judge Frushour conduct a hearing for a murder case, and I saw some minor crimes prosecuted by the lovely and talented Jessica Blanch.

[@RYN988]

Sarah Boone's long lost sister

[@mortalclown3812]

😂

[@yolandalollis9424]

Absolutely 😂

[@kelseymekenzie999]

“it was not malicious!”

[@rrt401]

😂☠️😂

[@chasbo25]

"Might be a rough life." 🤣 This man is a national treasure.

[@BobBlumenfeld]

We finally have a pro-se who openly admits she thinks that as a non-attorney she should be able to get advice from the court.

[@francesmeyer8478]

Absolutely clueless🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂

[@andybeans5790]

It's like saying you'll fix your truck yourself, but you want the mechanic to tell you how to do everything

[@wolfmoon09able]

"You're welcome. I'd have thought that you knew this already." I work in a call center and talk to this type of person dozens of times a day. I can't. I just can't. I get the same look as the judge though. Just chuckle yourself and just moooove on.

[@jinxypop13]

In the first case the judges smile says it all.

[@LemonThunder9725]

Wow I have met some arrogant people, but that first lady really takes the cake. I feel sorry for anyone related to her, or has to ever deal with her.

[@mortalclown3812]

I just read in these comments that she's in jail for aggravated stalking. Yikes. Seeing her for 60 seconds was chilling enough.

[@kodiak2fitty]

Dinner's on me for your awesome content!

[@CotyDinsen]

You are absolutely insane

[@LoneWolfUsul]

Wow. Thank you very much!

[@donnaanderson2]

awe, that's so nice.

[@dianaschafer3146]

What a kind gesture!

[@ValerieDunn-h1u]

Very nice

[@hailla97]

Ok I know we're all here for the judge. But I'm I'm sorry I keep forgetting about that bailiff!!🔥🔥🧑🏻‍🚒🧑🏻‍🚒😂😂

[@Sm3llsLikeCoffee]

Mr Alan is an excellent bailiff. Simpson has a great team working for him.

[@SugarTits716]

Mr. Allen 😍😍😍

[@kimwilliams1402]

You can never forget him😊

[@hailla97]

@@Sm3llsLikeCoffee I KNOW AND I FEEL BAD 😞😞😢😢😂😂

[@North_West1]

She’s in prison for aggravated stalking. 😳

[@AuntCathyPooh]

Why does that not surprise me... 🤔😂

[@Pudef9]

@@AuntCathyPooh It doesn’t surprise me either 😂

[@willowsverge3046]

Yeah. She looks like the poster girl for stalking. Also for kicking bunnies...

[@tommackay7433]

No, she can’t be crazy. I don’t believe it.

[@willowsverge3046]

@@tommackay7433 🤣🤣

[@zestymordant]

"What about the cocaine?" and Mr. Allen is on the move. 🤣

[@marcosgarza9307]

Man I thought there was a damn dog next to her for a few seconds

[@18missmm]

I was looking for this!!!😂 I was like, "How she get a whole dog??! Oh, wait...🤦🏾‍♀️" 😂😂😂

[@kinsley7777]

when the lovely Miss Valentine was leaving and she turned to her left, I thought she was going to pet Wolfy ! 😂

[@lilitulee]

'Did you have permission to use that truck, for that purpose?' "Not to get into an accident, no" I BURST out laughing like i havent in ages 😂

[@Lyvvie]

I look forward to the follow-up with Ms. Valentine on the 24th.

[@mortalclown3812]

Apparently, she's in jail for aggravated stalking: I was hoping it was something a bit less frightening. Wonder if victim services didn't give witness relocation to anyone who's ever even met her. (Kidding... kind of.)

[@primerye]

The first case: for a moment i thought there was a wolf in the room with her.

[@jrambo7495]

Same!! I thought it was a special needs helper dog or something to that effect.

[@MW-pv7rm]

We can all tell how fast the world has dissolved by the way people behave themselves in any courtroom in America today It disgusts me with the amount of disrespect defendants show judges.

[@hejnye]

Thanks for the content. Judge Simpson's court is always educational and entertaining. I froze at 18:24 to see the Judge and his staff working so intently. 19:32 getting updates. The Prosecutors are held to a high standard and meet that challenge. Please get the tall women a higher/adjustable desk. 21:06 Mr. Allen moves behind defendant after Judge Simpson asks "what about the cocaine"?

[@donnaanderson2]

right? he's a real nice looking young man isnt he? I know Judge Simpson counts on him alot, they seem to have good relationship, even a covert like code to warn Mr Allen to get into position, cause it's about to get real in here.

[@dontgetbrazenwithme6733]

Lolz, for a minute, i thought the dog next to her was real 😂

[@anythingforselenas806]

Dang. That’s a packed court room.

[@sheritamitchell1036]

I appreciate the respect Judge Simpson gives each and every defendant who appears before hom, regardless of their station in life.

[@simonfea2]

Legal language is like learning a foreign language, its not easy. Seeing case #1 was a perfect illustration of Dunning Kruger.

[@Skylark-qj7ty]

It's never good when Mr Allen stands behind you 😂😂

[@k.gall7591]

It's like having the Grim Reaper there. 😂

[@SugarTits716]

I'm so enamored with Mr. Allen that I'd honestly consider getting in trouble in Judge Simpson's district on purpose LOL 😂😂😂 But I live in Buffalo, NY, so I'd have to "travel" in my "personal conveyance" without license plates, registration or insurance, specifically in Washtenaw County Michigan!!! 😂😂😂

[@HelenByrd-yf9cf]

​@@k.gall7591😂😂😂 or the Angel of Death.

[@Greg-z3b]

Most subtle "Mr. Allen"

[@kimberlysmith1282]

You saw the words but had to listen awfully close! 😅

[@SugarTits716]

I have such a crush on Mr. Allen lol 😍

[@kimberlysmith1282]

That "Mr. Allen" was barely a whisper... he just knows when he hears certain words...like cocaine, things like that...😅

[@seraphinaaizen6278]

Lady, this is a court room. Not a McDonalds.

[@HelenByrd-yf9cf]

Or Burger King. She can't have it her way.

[@andybeans5790]

I live for Judge Simpson's "Oh no you don't" when he's had enough

[@6kat103]

Love Wolfie looking at her like she’s crazy.

[@TheUluxian]

Ms. Valentine has obviously never heard of a little thing called "sarcasm"

[@dakat1726]

The last case was cracking everyone up- really old gentleman in detention via zoom who could not hear, yet the defendant is 34.

[@phoenixlee7949]

They thought it was funny. I didn't. I thought it was scary that there was so much confusion

[@CreightonRabs]

Somehow, I don't think that defendant who was brought in from his cell at Wayne County Jail found the humor in it. Though, it did look like he took it in stride as someone made a major botch.

[@beckasmith6725]

I sort of figured you'd pick up on this "lady!" I saw it on the live feed this morning but didn't have time to go back to be sure I'd seen the whole thing!

[@juanitabrooks1227]

I think you are a very fair and compassionate Judge.

[@martindiver9608]

Judge Simpson always seems to get the funny case’s and people

[@piparalegal2019]

That last one was a cluster! My goodness!

[@Imminent_Wrath]

Judge Simpson is like having a little plot of holy ground in a death blighted land.. he's great to those who deserve a first break and who try and do better... It's not much for a flawed system, but it's enough to have at least a little hope for it..

[@francesmeyer8478]

"Represent herself" What is wrong with these people?🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂

[@sherimanns8993]

She had an attorney, but one could guess she didn't approve because she thinks she can present a better case after graduating from Google's School of Prison Law. Well, her confidence in her delusion is commendable.

[@ScottW-vz4bf]

Too much Judge Judy, too many KZbin videos. There’s nothing more pathetic (or more satisfying) than watching a thebe with a delusional sense of self confidence go down in flames! First Lady is living proof! 😂

[@26hurban]

Sure was nice seeing the judge havin fun in these hearings ❤

[@Pudef9]

Haven’t seen the court that packed before.

[@kinsley7777]

seems like Monday madness came very early for Judge Simpson … thank YOU, ✨Wolfy dear

[@Letha-Mae]

Hey it's been a while since I've seen you

[@kinsley7777]

@@Letha-Mae hey, beautiful … it has been a while ~ how’ve you been ?

[@Letha-Mae]

@@kinsley7777 hey I'm glad I have another chat room I can see you in finally. And I've been better but I'm hanging on. How are you doing?

[@kinsley7777]

@@Letha-Mae I’m just jumping in the shower … when I get back, I’ll email you … I think I have it, but I’ll look on yr channel if not … til then 🫶🏼

[@TheJesster522]

Hate to change the subject, but did you see the other day where McDuffie from Judge Washington’s courtroom was in person in Judge Simpsons court? I had not seen her in person before and was pleasantly surprised.

[@psinclairjr]

NO WAY! Is it on a creators channel, id LOVE TO SEE THAT, she is my favorite. I swear I'm not trying to act like a 13 y/o Taylor Swift fan, but I'd love to see her in person

[@TheJesster522]

@@psinclairjr Judge Simpson 10/8 prelim docket 12:23 is when she walks in

[@psinclairjr]

@@TheJesster522 THANK YOU, going to watch it now!!!

[@psinclairjr]

@@TheJesster522 thank you for that I just watched it. On the 6 hour docket I found her step to the table at 52:25, so cool, thanks again

[@TheJesster522]

@@psinclairjr I didn’t see that part. I’ll go back and watch. Thanks for the timestamp.

[@cudedog]

Love your reaction. Never seen a jaw drop on a wolf.

[@SecurityMum]

I've never seen his Court so crowded! Hellooooo Mr Allan

[@SugarTits716]

Mr. Allen 😍😍😍

[@DomRoy-w7r]

Judge Simpson is absolutely remarkable!

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

I love that smile judge Simpson had, just pure joy knowing he's going to put this arrogant and dumb woman in her place.

[@grittygret1201]

Looking forward to 10/24 pro se Valentine

[@AuntCathyPooh]

Ditto 😂😂

[@chrisvoelzow2721]

"How'd that go?" Court erupts. Judge Simpson has the patience of a saint. Unfortunately, he has to have her in his courtroom again.

[@debrablosser1846]

The bailiff, Mr. Allen, is a cutie!🫶

[@SugarTits716]

He's a gorgeous man with a good heart ❤❤❤

[@SugarTits716]

He's a GORGEOUS man, plus you just know that he's a good person because he works for Judge Simpson!!! And his voice...dayum!!! 😂😍

[@JalekNordin-s9n]

Apparently, Wayne County jail is a mess.

[@UnfortunateAltarBoy]

Thanks

[@davidg5453]

And she's already in custody. The judge will keep her there a while.

[@6kat103]

Stuck like Chuck!

[@Psuedo-Nim]

Its always hilarious when defendants think they can get the benefits of a guilty plea without admitting guilt. Ego. So much ego.

[@Aaaykaay]

The judge went off on Chloe Winsett for wanting to represent herself. But this "Tina Marie Valentine person" is unapologetic and disrespectful. He's letting her talk arrogantly and I know the attorney is glad to be relieved of that. Nothing funny about them setting an example that "certain people" get away with anything!!

[@robertgibbs6154]

Oh, I can hardly wait for the 10/24 hearing with Ms Valentine. It's already a 💩 show with her and I'm sure it's going to be a wild ride. 😂😅😂😅

[@yessywilliams9610]

Even the dogs mouth dropped open. His lips said...mental evaluation is needed. Yall go back and read the dogs lips.😮😂

[@chrisvoelzow2721]

"Swt ne sumthin low." Judge, through comedy, abides

[@PSI-qf8bq]

Judge Simpson is very fair. He does not suffer fools or those who think they know the law. 😊

[@samzCook]

It’s crazy that a sheriff is swearing in the defendant rather than the sessions clerk ..

[@k.gall7591]

Well...she's definitely proof that someone who represents themselves has an idiot for a client 😂 That last guy was probably wondering why he hadn't been released yet. 😂

[@Sternodox]

Why do they say "unauthorized use of a vehicle" rather than "stole a car?"

[@Ashtray91642]

“He who represents himself has a fool for a client.” -Abraham Lincoln Modern translation: “He she they who represents themselves has a fool for a client.”

[@dimitridelgado6531]

I love this judge 😂 thank you for letting me know what my job is 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gauge-j6z]

Good Judges like Judge BOYD ❤, Judge Webster ❤️, Judge Hayward, Judge Manning (all are women) Judge Simpson makes me respect how hard their job is and they still show kindness, while doing a great job.

[@Letha-Mae]

There's a lot of ppl going to court 😂

[@dpofahl]

8:29 Mr. Johnson, again?! Lol

[@musherjune1]

I'd listen to Judge Simpson read the phone book.....

[@WorldWideLoveNow]

Imagine if the super-rich were treated the way poorer criminals are treated. The world would change.

[@rogerdaley1927]

Isn't this where the judge sends someone to the slammer for contempt?

[@AdenNardone-gw8bp]

Every day life for most of the frequent flyers we see in these court hearings must be exhausting. Does every encounter they have with anyone, be it a family member or a retail associate or a food provider or a traffic officer turn into a rude disrespectful, foul mouthed threatening experience for everyone they interact with? What a depressing existence.

[@jamielacourse7578]

Rebecca looks like a real piece of work.

[@grittygret1201]

Valentine's appearance in court on 10/24 wasn't overly exciting but it was... interesting. She's got a circuit court date in Nov.

[@susiemiller1862]

Hi! Lol at the end! 😂

[@richardclaus4751]

Rebecca is a real wise guy/gal.

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

That last one.😂

[@nataliescott2261]

First girl must like jail let her stay there

[@mortalclown3812]

😂

[@SugarTits716]

She's locked up elsewhere for a stalking conviction already

[@bradadkins9075]

The wolf has no respect for James Johnson KZbin Court AllStar status.

[@psinclairjr]

You are so right 👍😂

[@kimberlysmith1282]

Yeah, he needs a punch card and his very own penthouse cell with deluxe accommodations, like TWO rolls of 2 ply...only best will do...

[@Creative-Chaos]

Is this the same James Johnson from last year who had several cases against him?

[@psinclairjr]

@@Creative-Chaos Yep

[@kimberlysmith1282]

@@Creative-Chaos That would be him!

[@davidm.2141]

She’s doing a Sarah Boone playbook…

[@rosahoran2480]

Am i the only one that thought the dog was real

[@ichaukan]

Less than 60 seconds in and you can see that iceberg coming.

[@mikemcwilliams7801]

the 3rd case, the judge ask him if he wanted a bond where he could get credit for his time in jail. his lawyer tried to get him to want a bond. he said no no no i know what i want

[@Lahteehdah]

😂Love the title

[@dougsmith3015]

I thought the wolf was with her, the way she put her arm around it as she left.

[@Zak6959]

1:49 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 27:57 too bad John’s lawyer wasn’t in the courtroom.

[@spitsoup]

What a dingbat, we all encounter people I all parts of our lives who just oblivious to reality. This woman is her own danger m, her own life obstacle and such a moron she creates her problems and victimizes herself

[@robertglonek3320]

Did we ever find John? Born in 1990?

[@rickyrico80]

What are my options lol

[@VoiceImpressionist1]

Ugh I knew I’d hate her the moment the camera faded in with her arms crossed.🙄

[@HonchHeado]

Attempted resisting? They really have that? How do you attempt to resist? I would have thought you either resisted or didn't?

[@sammyjo8109]

PLEASE follow the first case if it is available. Thiswoman needs some ail time for an attitude adjustment.

[@dalag8586]

Who the bailiff?? 😊

[@SugarTits716]

Mr. Allen 😍😍😍

[@mattbrohman3654]

1:40 I've never gasped so loud in my life. I honestly thought this was fake. WHO TALKS LIKE THAT TO A JUDGE?! God BLESS whoever has the misfortune of being her family or friends...yikes 🤮

[@evilborg]

She is picking a fight with the wrong judge.......

[@lexiialexander55]

Looks like the court of being a judge is making him bold 😂😂😂😂 I’m sorry

[@willowsverge3046]

Was wheelchair guy just really that thirsty 🤷‍♀️

[@Splitkix]

Judge is slightly outta line but it’s entertaining

[@jeffeby2218]

"We'll consider that a waiver of her time requirement." I do not believe Ms. Rebecca Pro Se realizes she just waived a right. She acts like this is a game. Everyone else is playing it serious as it does have real life consequences. I hope she realizes that before her next appearance.

[@TheAdot8808]

Why did I think she owns wolf 😂😂😂😂