"What are my options?" Like she's ordering at a restaurant. "What are the specials tonight, your honor?"
@ScottW-vz4bf17 күн бұрын
She tries to channel a Valley Girl … like, totally, what are my options? Total idiot.
@rosameryrojas-delcerro105916 күн бұрын
Aunt Gertrudes Pineapple and Pimento Quiche or Uncle Lamberts Rhubarb and Roquefort chowder? Would you like breadsticks with that??
@JDnFL12 күн бұрын
@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 Cator oil on the side.
@dimitridelgado653110 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dimitridelgado653110 күн бұрын
All she forgot what to ask him what the specials are 😂
@CreightonRabs17 күн бұрын
A small amount of context for that first defendant: Valentine is currently in the MDOC women's prison at Huron Valley, which is located in Pittsfield Township (where Judge Simpson's court is located), serving a 3-to-5 year bit on an aggravated stalking charge out of Kalamazoo... and that's on top of a prior custodial interference conviction out of Berrien County. If there's a level above "entitled Karen" out there, it's definitely this Valentine fool.
@GrimlyYours15 күн бұрын
Oh jeez 🤦🏽♀️
@andrelevesque240515 күн бұрын
Figures A LOT.
@marysmith441515 күн бұрын
Thanks for the back story. Makes the case more interesting and strange!
@alanorrick67418 күн бұрын
Stop saying “out of” when you mean in.
@lindadeeds53263 күн бұрын
@@alanorrick6741 In American English, (I don’t know about elsewhere,) “out of” means “from”. So saying that she had a warrant out of a certain county is correct usage.
@scanmead17 күн бұрын
Defendants who think court proceedings are multiple choice are an indication that our educational system needs an overhaul. "Golly, judge. Can't you give me a hint?"
@VanillaBean202317 күн бұрын
People that pay attention is school typically aren't the ones that are pro say in court.
@martyreynolds679017 күн бұрын
I could'nt agree more! Im happy to see that other people see that also! 😢
@Bibbigurl17 күн бұрын
She seems old 2:27
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
@@VanillaBean2023**pro se** 😂
@Mr123451217 күн бұрын
Oh we gotta follow her case! Should be fun
@Splitkix9 күн бұрын
Same
@johnlummis511917 күн бұрын
I so like Judge Simpson , honest and no nonsense
@Inigo_The_Son16 күн бұрын
@johnlummis5119 When visiting Ann Arbor a few months ago, I purposely set aside a day to go see Judge Simpson in action. Sadly, he was not working that day, but I did get to watch Judge Frushour conduct a hearing for a murder case, and I saw some minor crimes prosecuted by the lovely and talented Jessica Blanch.
@RYN98817 күн бұрын
Sarah Boone's long lost sister
@mortalclown381217 күн бұрын
😂
@yolandalollis942417 күн бұрын
Absolutely 😂
@kelseymekenzie99911 күн бұрын
“it was not malicious!”
@rrt4014 күн бұрын
😂☠️😂
@chasbo2517 күн бұрын
"Might be a rough life." 🤣 This man is a national treasure.
@BobBlumenfeld17 күн бұрын
We finally have a pro-se who openly admits she thinks that as a non-attorney she should be able to get advice from the court.
@francesmeyer847817 күн бұрын
Absolutely clueless🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂
@andybeans579016 күн бұрын
It's like saying you'll fix your truck yourself, but you want the mechanic to tell you how to do everything
@wolfmoon09able17 күн бұрын
"You're welcome. I'd have thought that you knew this already." I work in a call center and talk to this type of person dozens of times a day. I can't. I just can't. I get the same look as the judge though. Just chuckle yourself and just moooove on.
@jinxypop1317 күн бұрын
In the first case the judges smile says it all.
@LemonThunder972517 күн бұрын
Wow I have met some arrogant people, but that first lady really takes the cake. I feel sorry for anyone related to her, or has to ever deal with her.
@mortalclown381217 күн бұрын
I just read in these comments that she's in jail for aggravated stalking. Yikes. Seeing her for 60 seconds was chilling enough.
@kodiak2fitty17 күн бұрын
Dinner's on me for your awesome content!
@CotyDinsen17 күн бұрын
You are absolutely insane
@LoneWolfUsul17 күн бұрын
Wow. Thank you very much!
@donnaanderson217 күн бұрын
awe, that's so nice.
@dianaschafer314613 күн бұрын
What a kind gesture!
@ValerieDunn-h1u12 күн бұрын
Very nice
@hailla9717 күн бұрын
Ok I know we're all here for the judge. But I'm I'm sorry I keep forgetting about that bailiff!!🔥🔥🧑🏻🚒🧑🏻🚒😂😂
@Sm3llsLikeCoffee17 күн бұрын
Mr Alan is an excellent bailiff. Simpson has a great team working for him.
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
Mr. Allen 😍😍😍
@kimwilliams140215 күн бұрын
You can never forget him😊
@hailla9712 күн бұрын
@@Sm3llsLikeCoffee I KNOW AND I FEEL BAD 😞😞😢😢😂😂
@North_West117 күн бұрын
She’s in prison for aggravated stalking. 😳
@AuntCathyPooh17 күн бұрын
Why does that not surprise me... 🤔😂
@Pudef917 күн бұрын
@@AuntCathyPooh It doesn’t surprise me either 😂
@willowsverge304617 күн бұрын
Yeah. She looks like the poster girl for stalking. Also for kicking bunnies...
@tommackay743317 күн бұрын
No, she can’t be crazy. I don’t believe it.
@willowsverge304617 күн бұрын
@@tommackay7433 🤣🤣
@zestymordant17 күн бұрын
"What about the cocaine?" and Mr. Allen is on the move. 🤣
@marcosgarza930717 күн бұрын
Man I thought there was a damn dog next to her for a few seconds
@18missmm10 күн бұрын
I was looking for this!!!😂 I was like, "How she get a whole dog??! Oh, wait...🤦🏾♀️" 😂😂😂
@kinsley777717 күн бұрын
when the lovely Miss Valentine was leaving and she turned to her left, I thought she was going to pet Wolfy ! 😂
@lilitulee16 күн бұрын
'Did you have permission to use that truck, for that purpose?' "Not to get into an accident, no" I BURST out laughing like i havent in ages 😂
@Lyvvie17 күн бұрын
I look forward to the follow-up with Ms. Valentine on the 24th.
@mortalclown381217 күн бұрын
Apparently, she's in jail for aggravated stalking: I was hoping it was something a bit less frightening. Wonder if victim services didn't give witness relocation to anyone who's ever even met her. (Kidding... kind of.)
@primerye17 күн бұрын
The first case: for a moment i thought there was a wolf in the room with her.
@jrambo749513 күн бұрын
Same!! I thought it was a special needs helper dog or something to that effect.
@MW-pv7rm17 күн бұрын
We can all tell how fast the world has dissolved by the way people behave themselves in any courtroom in America today It disgusts me with the amount of disrespect defendants show judges.
@hejnye17 күн бұрын
Thanks for the content. Judge Simpson's court is always educational and entertaining. I froze at 18:24 to see the Judge and his staff working so intently. 19:32 getting updates. The Prosecutors are held to a high standard and meet that challenge. Please get the tall women a higher/adjustable desk. 21:06 Mr. Allen moves behind defendant after Judge Simpson asks "what about the cocaine"?
@donnaanderson217 күн бұрын
right? he's a real nice looking young man isnt he? I know Judge Simpson counts on him alot, they seem to have good relationship, even a covert like code to warn Mr Allen to get into position, cause it's about to get real in here.
@dontgetbrazenwithme673317 күн бұрын
Lolz, for a minute, i thought the dog next to her was real 😂
@anythingforselenas80617 күн бұрын
Dang. That’s a packed court room.
@sheritamitchell103617 күн бұрын
I appreciate the respect Judge Simpson gives each and every defendant who appears before hom, regardless of their station in life.
@simonfea215 күн бұрын
Legal language is like learning a foreign language, its not easy. Seeing case #1 was a perfect illustration of Dunning Kruger.
@Skylark-qj7ty17 күн бұрын
It's never good when Mr Allen stands behind you 😂😂
@k.gall759117 күн бұрын
It's like having the Grim Reaper there. 😂
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
I'm so enamored with Mr. Allen that I'd honestly consider getting in trouble in Judge Simpson's district on purpose LOL 😂😂😂 But I live in Buffalo, NY, so I'd have to "travel" in my "personal conveyance" without license plates, registration or insurance, specifically in Washtenaw County Michigan!!! 😂😂😂
@HelenByrd-yf9cf14 күн бұрын
@@k.gall7591😂😂😂 or the Angel of Death.
@Greg-z3b17 күн бұрын
Most subtle "Mr. Allen"
@kimberlysmith128217 күн бұрын
You saw the words but had to listen awfully close! 😅
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
I have such a crush on Mr. Allen lol 😍
@kimberlysmith128217 күн бұрын
That "Mr. Allen" was barely a whisper... he just knows when he hears certain words...like cocaine, things like that...😅
@seraphinaaizen627817 күн бұрын
Lady, this is a court room. Not a McDonalds.
@HelenByrd-yf9cf14 күн бұрын
Or Burger King. She can't have it her way.
@andybeans579016 күн бұрын
I live for Judge Simpson's "Oh no you don't" when he's had enough
@6kat10317 күн бұрын
Love Wolfie looking at her like she’s crazy.
@TheUluxian16 күн бұрын
Ms. Valentine has obviously never heard of a little thing called "sarcasm"
@dakat172617 күн бұрын
The last case was cracking everyone up- really old gentleman in detention via zoom who could not hear, yet the defendant is 34.
@phoenixlee794917 күн бұрын
They thought it was funny. I didn't. I thought it was scary that there was so much confusion
@CreightonRabs17 күн бұрын
Somehow, I don't think that defendant who was brought in from his cell at Wayne County Jail found the humor in it. Though, it did look like he took it in stride as someone made a major botch.
@beckasmith672517 күн бұрын
I sort of figured you'd pick up on this "lady!" I saw it on the live feed this morning but didn't have time to go back to be sure I'd seen the whole thing!
@juanitabrooks122715 күн бұрын
I think you are a very fair and compassionate Judge.
@martindiver960815 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson always seems to get the funny case’s and people
@piparalegal201917 күн бұрын
That last one was a cluster! My goodness!
@Imminent_Wrath14 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson is like having a little plot of holy ground in a death blighted land.. he's great to those who deserve a first break and who try and do better... It's not much for a flawed system, but it's enough to have at least a little hope for it..
@francesmeyer847817 күн бұрын
"Represent herself" What is wrong with these people?🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂
@sherimanns899317 күн бұрын
She had an attorney, but one could guess she didn't approve because she thinks she can present a better case after graduating from Google's School of Prison Law. Well, her confidence in her delusion is commendable.
@ScottW-vz4bf17 күн бұрын
Too much Judge Judy, too many KZbin videos. There’s nothing more pathetic (or more satisfying) than watching a thebe with a delusional sense of self confidence go down in flames! First Lady is living proof! 😂
@26hurban17 күн бұрын
Sure was nice seeing the judge havin fun in these hearings ❤
@Pudef917 күн бұрын
Haven’t seen the court that packed before.
@kinsley777717 күн бұрын
seems like Monday madness came very early for Judge Simpson … thank YOU, ✨Wolfy dear
@Letha-Mae17 күн бұрын
Hey it's been a while since I've seen you
@kinsley777717 күн бұрын
@@Letha-Mae hey, beautiful … it has been a while ~ how’ve you been ?
@Letha-Mae17 күн бұрын
@@kinsley7777 hey I'm glad I have another chat room I can see you in finally. And I've been better but I'm hanging on. How are you doing?
@kinsley777717 күн бұрын
@@Letha-Mae I’m just jumping in the shower … when I get back, I’ll email you … I think I have it, but I’ll look on yr channel if not … til then 🫶🏼
@TheJesster52217 күн бұрын
Hate to change the subject, but did you see the other day where McDuffie from Judge Washington’s courtroom was in person in Judge Simpsons court? I had not seen her in person before and was pleasantly surprised.
@psinclairjr17 күн бұрын
NO WAY! Is it on a creators channel, id LOVE TO SEE THAT, she is my favorite. I swear I'm not trying to act like a 13 y/o Taylor Swift fan, but I'd love to see her in person
@TheJesster52217 күн бұрын
@@psinclairjr Judge Simpson 10/8 prelim docket 12:23 is when she walks in
@psinclairjr17 күн бұрын
@@TheJesster522 THANK YOU, going to watch it now!!!
@psinclairjr17 күн бұрын
@@TheJesster522 thank you for that I just watched it. On the 6 hour docket I found her step to the table at 52:25, so cool, thanks again
@TheJesster52217 күн бұрын
@@psinclairjr I didn’t see that part. I’ll go back and watch. Thanks for the timestamp.
@cudedog17 күн бұрын
Love your reaction. Never seen a jaw drop on a wolf.
@SecurityMum17 күн бұрын
I've never seen his Court so crowded! Hellooooo Mr Allan
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
Mr. Allen 😍😍😍
@DomRoy-w7r15 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson is absolutely remarkable!
@amberlytheharpyqueen14 күн бұрын
I love that smile judge Simpson had, just pure joy knowing he's going to put this arrogant and dumb woman in her place.
@grittygret120117 күн бұрын
Looking forward to 10/24 pro se Valentine
@AuntCathyPooh17 күн бұрын
Ditto 😂😂
@chrisvoelzow272116 күн бұрын
"How'd that go?" Court erupts. Judge Simpson has the patience of a saint. Unfortunately, he has to have her in his courtroom again.
@debrablosser184617 күн бұрын
The bailiff, Mr. Allen, is a cutie!🫶
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
He's a gorgeous man with a good heart ❤❤❤
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
He's a GORGEOUS man, plus you just know that he's a good person because he works for Judge Simpson!!! And his voice...dayum!!! 😂😍
@JalekNordin-s9n17 күн бұрын
Apparently, Wayne County jail is a mess.
@UnfortunateAltarBoy17 күн бұрын
Thanks
@davidg545317 күн бұрын
And she's already in custody. The judge will keep her there a while.
@6kat10317 күн бұрын
Stuck like Chuck!
@Psuedo-Nim17 күн бұрын
Its always hilarious when defendants think they can get the benefits of a guilty plea without admitting guilt. Ego. So much ego.
@Aaaykaay16 күн бұрын
The judge went off on Chloe Winsett for wanting to represent herself. But this "Tina Marie Valentine person" is unapologetic and disrespectful. He's letting her talk arrogantly and I know the attorney is glad to be relieved of that. Nothing funny about them setting an example that "certain people" get away with anything!!
@robertgibbs615417 күн бұрын
Oh, I can hardly wait for the 10/24 hearing with Ms Valentine. It's already a 💩 show with her and I'm sure it's going to be a wild ride. 😂😅😂😅
@yessywilliams961012 күн бұрын
Even the dogs mouth dropped open. His lips said...mental evaluation is needed. Yall go back and read the dogs lips.😮😂
@chrisvoelzow272116 күн бұрын
"Swt ne sumthin low." Judge, through comedy, abides
@PSI-qf8bq17 күн бұрын
Judge Simpson is very fair. He does not suffer fools or those who think they know the law. 😊
@samzCook13 күн бұрын
It’s crazy that a sheriff is swearing in the defendant rather than the sessions clerk ..
@k.gall759117 күн бұрын
Well...she's definitely proof that someone who represents themselves has an idiot for a client 😂 That last guy was probably wondering why he hadn't been released yet. 😂
@Sternodox14 күн бұрын
Why do they say "unauthorized use of a vehicle" rather than "stole a car?"
@Ashtray916426 күн бұрын
“He who represents himself has a fool for a client.” -Abraham Lincoln Modern translation: “He she they who represents themselves has a fool for a client.”
@dimitridelgado653110 күн бұрын
I love this judge 😂 thank you for letting me know what my job is 😂😂😂😂😂
@Gauge-j6z10 күн бұрын
Good Judges like Judge BOYD ❤, Judge Webster ❤️, Judge Hayward, Judge Manning (all are women) Judge Simpson makes me respect how hard their job is and they still show kindness, while doing a great job.
@Letha-Mae17 күн бұрын
There's a lot of ppl going to court 😂
@dpofahl17 күн бұрын
8:29 Mr. Johnson, again?! Lol
@musherjune117 күн бұрын
I'd listen to Judge Simpson read the phone book.....
@WorldWideLoveNow15 күн бұрын
Imagine if the super-rich were treated the way poorer criminals are treated. The world would change.
@rogerdaley192716 күн бұрын
Isn't this where the judge sends someone to the slammer for contempt?
@AdenNardone-gw8bp16 күн бұрын
Every day life for most of the frequent flyers we see in these court hearings must be exhausting. Does every encounter they have with anyone, be it a family member or a retail associate or a food provider or a traffic officer turn into a rude disrespectful, foul mouthed threatening experience for everyone they interact with? What a depressing existence.
@jamielacourse757816 күн бұрын
Rebecca looks like a real piece of work.
@grittygret12012 күн бұрын
Valentine's appearance in court on 10/24 wasn't overly exciting but it was... interesting. She's got a circuit court date in Nov.
@susiemiller186217 күн бұрын
Hi! Lol at the end! 😂
@richardclaus475117 күн бұрын
Rebecca is a real wise guy/gal.
@jenniferrandolph411517 күн бұрын
That last one.😂
@nataliescott226117 күн бұрын
First girl must like jail let her stay there
@mortalclown381217 күн бұрын
😂
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
She's locked up elsewhere for a stalking conviction already
@bradadkins907517 күн бұрын
The wolf has no respect for James Johnson KZbin Court AllStar status.
@psinclairjr17 күн бұрын
You are so right 👍😂
@kimberlysmith128217 күн бұрын
Yeah, he needs a punch card and his very own penthouse cell with deluxe accommodations, like TWO rolls of 2 ply...only best will do...
@Creative-Chaos17 күн бұрын
Is this the same James Johnson from last year who had several cases against him?
@psinclairjr17 күн бұрын
@@Creative-Chaos Yep
@kimberlysmith128217 күн бұрын
@@Creative-Chaos That would be him!
@davidm.214117 күн бұрын
She’s doing a Sarah Boone playbook…
@rosahoran24809 күн бұрын
Am i the only one that thought the dog was real
@ichaukan17 күн бұрын
Less than 60 seconds in and you can see that iceberg coming.
@mikemcwilliams780117 күн бұрын
the 3rd case, the judge ask him if he wanted a bond where he could get credit for his time in jail. his lawyer tried to get him to want a bond. he said no no no i know what i want
@Lahteehdah17 күн бұрын
😂Love the title
@dougsmith301516 күн бұрын
I thought the wolf was with her, the way she put her arm around it as she left.
@Zak695917 күн бұрын
1:49 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 27:57 too bad John’s lawyer wasn’t in the courtroom.
@spitsoup17 күн бұрын
What a dingbat, we all encounter people I all parts of our lives who just oblivious to reality. This woman is her own danger m, her own life obstacle and such a moron she creates her problems and victimizes herself
@robertglonek332014 күн бұрын
Did we ever find John? Born in 1990?
@rickyrico8017 күн бұрын
What are my options lol
@VoiceImpressionist117 күн бұрын
Ugh I knew I’d hate her the moment the camera faded in with her arms crossed.🙄
@HonchHeado15 күн бұрын
Attempted resisting? They really have that? How do you attempt to resist? I would have thought you either resisted or didn't?
@sammyjo81098 күн бұрын
PLEASE follow the first case if it is available. Thiswoman needs some ail time for an attitude adjustment.
@dalag858616 күн бұрын
Who the bailiff?? 😊
@SugarTits71616 күн бұрын
Mr. Allen 😍😍😍
@mattbrohman365416 күн бұрын
1:40 I've never gasped so loud in my life. I honestly thought this was fake. WHO TALKS LIKE THAT TO A JUDGE?! God BLESS whoever has the misfortune of being her family or friends...yikes 🤮
@evilborg17 күн бұрын
She is picking a fight with the wrong judge.......
@lexiialexander5510 күн бұрын
Looks like the court of being a judge is making him bold 😂😂😂😂 I’m sorry
@willowsverge304617 күн бұрын
Was wheelchair guy just really that thirsty 🤷♀️
@Splitkix9 күн бұрын
Judge is slightly outta line but it’s entertaining
@jeffeby221817 күн бұрын
"We'll consider that a waiver of her time requirement." I do not believe Ms. Rebecca Pro Se realizes she just waived a right. She acts like this is a game. Everyone else is playing it serious as it does have real life consequences. I hope she realizes that before her next appearance.