Defunctland: The Failure of Disney's Chuck E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney

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@gedgar
@gedgar 6 жыл бұрын
a POWERFUL rat named -Charles -Entertainment -Cheese
@redactedredacted5370
@redactedredacted5370 6 жыл бұрын
Gabby Edgar what time stamp?
@LostShipMate
@LostShipMate 5 жыл бұрын
@@redactedredacted5370 7:25
@Dragon-Believer
@Dragon-Believer 5 жыл бұрын
Well, their pizza tasted exactly like it was cooked by a rat. So they nailed that. I mean if rats could microwave frozen pizza.
@overworkedcna412
@overworkedcna412 5 жыл бұрын
Scott Humphreys Their pizza is delicious gtfo
@kvltizt
@kvltizt 5 жыл бұрын
@@overworkedcna412 Hell nah. Not compared to real pizza.
@notcarlie1710
@notcarlie1710 5 жыл бұрын
This man uttered the name Charles Entertainment Cheese with his whole chest like damn
@png32
@png32 4 жыл бұрын
Power move
@Loscxxo
@Loscxxo 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnguishedMan Don't you have a Manger to call? 🤨
@KetsubanSolo
@KetsubanSolo 4 жыл бұрын
@@Loscxxo leave Joseph and Mary alone, they got enough on their hands already
@BenLA5
@BenLA5 4 жыл бұрын
The Disney logo always looked look Gisney to me. I pronounced it as gisney, which sounds alot like jizz knee, which also confused me as a kid. I was more confused because i wasn't lysdexic so I thought all signatures had to begin with a backwards letter.
@chloethedqlogo5175
@chloethedqlogo5175 4 жыл бұрын
10/10
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 4 жыл бұрын
"Pooh 'n' You Corner" sounds like a place I'd never want to go to. Ever.
@jeffreytoman5202
@jeffreytoman5202 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a child put on time out for soiling themselves.
@joeygreen8091
@joeygreen8091 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreytoman5202 while still soiling themselves
@OtakuD50
@OtakuD50 3 жыл бұрын
I believe it's called prison.
@somerandomgameranimator4481
@somerandomgameranimator4481 3 жыл бұрын
Or as us intellectuals like to call it "The Bathroom"
@Davidpoland2005
@Davidpoland2005 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a great alternative to stun amog us Its like "you ever heard of pooh?" "Who's pooh?" "Poohed n yo corner"
@theawesomefurseal2170
@theawesomefurseal2170 3 жыл бұрын
Not even Mickey Mouse could defeat *"the powerful rat"* , who goes by the name: *C H A R L E S* *E N T E R T A I N M E N T* *C H E E S E*
@carlkolchack3012
@carlkolchack3012 2 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha
@Webb_Studios
@Webb_Studios 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Charles did go bankrupt
@calistoyew1313
@calistoyew1313 2 жыл бұрын
@@Webb_Studios They’ve cleared their debt, and still have over 500 locations. Don’t worry about Charles.
@tylercheung1194
@tylercheung1194 2 жыл бұрын
You didn't have to use mans government name like that
@starstorm5338
@starstorm5338 2 жыл бұрын
Charles Entertainment Cheese the 3rd man, put respect on his damn name. The first two died in the great war
@destineerocks13
@destineerocks13 6 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video when my mom came in and started watching it with me. She told me I had a Pooh themed party at Club Disney when I was really little and that it was the worst thing ever. Club Disney had messed up big time from printing the wrong location (TO instead of Covina), to giving my presents away to a different family, and never giving me my cake or Mickey pizza. I don't remember any of this (I was 3-4) but apparently I was devastated since I only had 3 people (all of whom were my cousins) show up to my freaking party due to the printing error sending people to the wrong location. My mom ended up buying each of us one toy from the store to make up for it. She was quite livid after the whole ordeal. She made Club Disney track my presents down to return to me and demanded a refund for all the money she had spent for the party. They found & returned my presents and she got every dime she spent on this disaster of a party refunded to her. They apparently never apologized for any of this. All in all I learned something new from my mom and Defunctland!
@jackthorton10
@jackthorton10 6 жыл бұрын
The littlest things make the biggest of mishaps, Funny how life works out that way huh?
@starchpile
@starchpile 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised that an establishment run by Disney would end up being a huge mismanaged shitshow.
@zoesmybaby
@zoesmybaby 6 жыл бұрын
Your mom was mom’in awesomely! Inspirational to this millennial momma.
@Oldbmwr100rs
@Oldbmwr100rs 6 жыл бұрын
I hope Your mom also reduced your exposure to disney crap for the rest of your childhood, treating it like it was nothing special.
@BonBon42
@BonBon42 6 жыл бұрын
Catbug❣️
@lordskeletor481
@lordskeletor481 3 жыл бұрын
There's a plaza by my childhood home where the only business left standing is a Chuck E. Cheese's. Like, sure, it outlasted a Blockbuster, who didn't, but it also outlasted a major regional grocery store, a Little Cesar's, a popular local Chinese food restaurant, a Pub 99, a nail salon, and a CVS. When the world ends, Charles will still stand tall.
@thebestgirlwithpooeyes9531
@thebestgirlwithpooeyes9531 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds eerily identical to a place by my own childhood home, down to the blockbuster building
@Finamajig
@Finamajig 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebestgirlwithpooeyes9531 The Rat is eternal
@lordskeletor481
@lordskeletor481 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebestgirlwithpooeyes9531 All I'll say is that the one I'm describing is in central New England
@abigailw.9765
@abigailw.9765 2 жыл бұрын
ayyyyyyy i used to love that little cesars, and the big y used to be the grocery store my parents went to. never thought i would see another person from around these parts in the comments of a youtube video of all places
@pdung1211
@pdung1211 2 жыл бұрын
Charles Entertainment Cheese, after all, is a powerful rat.
@drewforchic9083
@drewforchic9083 6 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Chuck E. Cheese's (the character's) official backstory is that he was an orphan, so no one ever celebrated his birthday, and this upset him so much that when he grew up, he made a fun restaurant-arcade for kids to go for their birthdays so no one had to experience party-less childhoods like he did.
@SireForseti
@SireForseti 6 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly heart warming.
@randomfools808
@randomfools808 6 жыл бұрын
Really? I never knew that! In recent news, a girl who worked there threw a young boy a birthday party when no one showed up. She couldn't handle his reaction so all the employees of that location got together and made it special for him. Goes right with the backstory (if that is true)....making her kind act even better.
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 6 жыл бұрын
somebody really needs to make a movie on his backstory academy award winning tearjerker right here
@nochillpancake
@nochillpancake 6 жыл бұрын
Why am i crying in the club rn
@zahrahkhalid6333
@zahrahkhalid6333 6 жыл бұрын
The happiest day
@nameismetatoo4591
@nameismetatoo4591 3 жыл бұрын
5:09 don't forget the soul-zapping static shocks you'd get from the metal bolts holding the tubes together. After crawling through 40 feet of plastic tubes in your socks you were basically Zeus.
@Maswartz226
@Maswartz226 3 жыл бұрын
God the memories.
@angelmunoz34
@angelmunoz34 3 жыл бұрын
Im Getting some flashbacks
@melon7884
@melon7884 3 жыл бұрын
damn you didn’t have to jumpscare me with violent flashbacks
@socialgutbrain7774
@socialgutbrain7774 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the horror!
@riverscuomo7140
@riverscuomo7140 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY ELSE KNOWS THIS PAIN I used to go on the slides in the McDonald's playlands and they were fun but at the bottom my skin would be covered in goosebumps because of the pure amount of static that's been forced onto my skin from the metal. At least now I know why they did that, I just thought the plastic was evil.
@neotanuki5915
@neotanuki5915 5 жыл бұрын
When your parents call you by your full name: CHARLES, ENTERTAIMENT, CHEESE!!...
@Angie2343
@Angie2343 5 жыл бұрын
XD!!!!!!!
@bundleization
@bundleization 4 жыл бұрын
* Piano intensifies *
@cantcount336
@cantcount336 4 жыл бұрын
thats when you know you fucked up
@claribelresto8781
@claribelresto8781 4 жыл бұрын
Chuck E Cheese: I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MAKE THE PIZZA!
@finkle4434
@finkle4434 4 жыл бұрын
Its not funny because you have a jojo prof picture
@babyvision6924
@babyvision6924 4 жыл бұрын
“A room themed to Peter Pan where guests could see their shadow” Such a revolutionary concept! I really can't see why this thing failed.
@trooper326
@trooper326 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr, some cutting edge shit right there. What a shame.😔
@SouthernBelleReviews
@SouthernBelleReviews 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the blatant sarcasm here.
@df5295
@df5295 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I can see my shadow! 😆
@teletummy
@teletummy 3 жыл бұрын
They should’ve patented it, maybe it would have had a better chance without the competition of literally everything else
@نايف-الحربي-ت
@نايف-الحربي-ت 3 жыл бұрын
@@df5295 bruh
@IMMINOSUS
@IMMINOSUS 6 жыл бұрын
HIS MIDDLE NAME IS ENTERTAINMENT???
@lunahetfield
@lunahetfield 6 жыл бұрын
IMMINOSUS his parents must have hated him
@NTEDOG561
@NTEDOG561 6 жыл бұрын
Has Anyone Seen Owen Grady? Lmfao
@toastedbread4271
@toastedbread4271 6 жыл бұрын
IMMINOSUS I wonder which of his family members was named “Entertainment”
@MacheteEnima
@MacheteEnima 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, his name was Michael Entertainment Eisner.
@Evieuz
@Evieuz 5 жыл бұрын
Has Anyone Seen Owen Grady? He’s an orphan. He has no parents.
@Lechgang
@Lechgang 2 жыл бұрын
Disney really looks at anything successful and immediately: "WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO!"
@cnk9822
@cnk9822 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait until Disney starts making consoles to compete with... *Sees Disney Quest* oh 😐😐
@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647
@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 Жыл бұрын
Disney is basically a mom in the Eisner era, says that they have it at home/park and it's absolutely not what they claimed it to be
@vandelayofficial492
@vandelayofficial492 5 жыл бұрын
"A room where guests could see their own shadow." WOAH
@Spookyscaryskellies
@Spookyscaryskellies 5 жыл бұрын
VandelayOfficial it was so cool I remember this experience as a child 😭
@bernebelmont1857
@bernebelmont1857 5 жыл бұрын
I think I know what that is and it's less stupid than it sounds Kind of
@sunburntsilverado7665
@sunburntsilverado7665 4 жыл бұрын
VandelayOfficial lmao
@nicolochanleo5730
@nicolochanleo5730 4 жыл бұрын
@@Spookyscaryskellies now THAT is something I would pay to see
@augusthalter4679
@augusthalter4679 6 жыл бұрын
A Powerful Rat Named Charles Entertainment Cheese
@SoupsSB
@SoupsSB 6 жыл бұрын
A Powerful Rat Named -Charles Entertainment- *Biggie* Cheese
@dyldragon1
@dyldragon1 6 жыл бұрын
Someone stop him he's too strong
@ck-1649
@ck-1649 6 жыл бұрын
IT'S NO USE!!!!
@girlscanbedrummers5449
@girlscanbedrummers5449 6 жыл бұрын
CK16 Striker *stares at you with big blinking eyes*
@ROBOTPETER101
@ROBOTPETER101 6 жыл бұрын
"My name...is Charles E. Rat, and together, we can make this Zone a better place."
@SpectralSuperSonic
@SpectralSuperSonic 4 жыл бұрын
Why is every single Defunctland like its own movie they're too good
@masterninjary2319
@masterninjary2319 4 жыл бұрын
That’s why Defunctland is one of the best KZbin channels.
@410_jav
@410_jav 4 жыл бұрын
I think he should make history videos he’d be good at it
@SouthernBelleReviews
@SouthernBelleReviews 4 жыл бұрын
I have them all in my Movies I Want To Watch playlist
@ConnerCrafts900
@ConnerCrafts900 3 жыл бұрын
Its funny how this was made 2 years ago but is the only comment liked by the creator I've seen.
@2001CuisinartToasterr
@2001CuisinartToasterr 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the Chuck E. Cheese rip-off was called defunct land until this comment
@MrPenguinFingers
@MrPenguinFingers 3 жыл бұрын
“Blockbuster buys indoor play area” is the most 90s business deal there could ever be
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 4 жыл бұрын
"a powerful rat named *biker mice from mars* "
@kevinsullivan3448
@kevinsullivan3448 4 жыл бұрын
Who have close ties to Renegade Nuns on wheels.
@chaseisacutie
@chaseisacutie 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@greatequase4697
@greatequase4697 4 жыл бұрын
Snickers
@squirtlecipher8473
@squirtlecipher8473 4 жыл бұрын
"Why did I have biker mice from mars instead of Zelda?"
@greatequase4697
@greatequase4697 4 жыл бұрын
@@squirtlecipher8473 Snickers
@xXx_murp_xXx
@xXx_murp_xXx 6 жыл бұрын
7:29 c h a r l e s e n t e r t a i n m e n t c h e e s e
@aidenbar511
@aidenbar511 5 жыл бұрын
then he was canceled
@skybaker18
@skybaker18 5 жыл бұрын
Lol so wrong
@wolfbones666
@wolfbones666 5 жыл бұрын
He your uncle?
@rip_city_and_ptfc_fan
@rip_city_and_ptfc_fan 5 жыл бұрын
Aiden Barsimantov probably for being too damn creepy
@Happylink75
@Happylink75 5 жыл бұрын
That's his real name ya know
@Whofan06
@Whofan06 4 жыл бұрын
Chuck E. Cheese's is the og "We have Disneyland at home"
@Venom-rr1vg
@Venom-rr1vg 4 жыл бұрын
Not really. Its an aracade restaurant and disney land is theme park
@arekrekas213
@arekrekas213 3 жыл бұрын
@@Venom-rr1vg you see, both have mascots and animatronics, so mothers dont see a damn different thing about the two
@seemslegit57
@seemslegit57 3 жыл бұрын
damn I wanna like the comment but the number is perfect the way it is
@creeperhunterD
@creeperhunterD 3 жыл бұрын
@@arekrekas213 The Chuck E Cheese I went to didn't have any animatronics. I didn't even believe they were real, I thought people had made them up.
@lev2093
@lev2093 3 жыл бұрын
See that’s true but it doesn’t work because Chuck E. Cheese was actually pretty great lol
@gaminwatch8203
@gaminwatch8203 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Eisner was concerned with the furniture makes me both disturbed by his micromanagement and impressed buy how much he cares
@alice88wa
@alice88wa Жыл бұрын
It's the kind of micromanaging that worked for Walt Disney when Disney was a much smaller, non-international conglomerate. They all want to be Walt Disney but that shit works in the 50s not the 90s.
@myriadmediamusings
@myriadmediamusings 3 ай бұрын
​@@alice88wa as well as the 2000s, 2010s, and 2020s unfortunately
@Mokujo
@Mokujo 5 жыл бұрын
You know, places for kids to "let loose and be themselves" sound really good on paper. But, having worked at one myself, I can tell you it is hell for every single minimum wage worker who has to handle it.
@EMDANAL
@EMDANAL 5 жыл бұрын
It was hell disguised as heaven when I was a kid. It probably was my first panic attack seeing a gigantic mutant Rat dancing in the dark for no good reason with his other mutated friends. Haunted Houses could learn a thing or two from Chuck E. Cheese.
@o_o5210
@o_o5210 5 жыл бұрын
I can images that
@Mokujo
@Mokujo 5 жыл бұрын
@@o_o5210 Just discovered a meme that became a big inside joke with my coworkers, titled "Fart Ni Botto" (after how the crop killed the meme text), that depicts a toilet after one of our customers had explosive diarrhea and missed the bowl. Should I imgur it?
@drewgehringer7813
@drewgehringer7813 5 жыл бұрын
at the very least that should pay more than minimum wage. To parents mad this may cost them more money: you really want people who are only being paid for the bare minimum watching your kids? you get what you pay for.
@ohno5559
@ohno5559 5 жыл бұрын
Such is capitalism
@lillianward2810
@lillianward2810 4 жыл бұрын
The Mickey Macarena is the most 90s thing I’ve ever heard.
@Fireluigi1225
@Fireluigi1225 3 жыл бұрын
Second only to the Bartman in ridiculous dances made my corporations
@psycho_dog33
@psycho_dog33 2 жыл бұрын
Up there with Blockbuster Video buying Discovery Zone.
@sosansational
@sosansational 4 жыл бұрын
"charles entertainment cheese" what an absolute chad of a name
@sansundertale4383
@sansundertale4383 4 жыл бұрын
Hello sans
@DiagonalTanooki
@DiagonalTanooki 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god is that sans from sonic the hedgehog
@Amigamertv
@Amigamertv 3 жыл бұрын
@@DiagonalTanooki no you idiot it's clearly Sora from all dogs go to heaven
@Amigamertv
@Amigamertv 3 жыл бұрын
@@trophyish actually I just realized it's cloud from super Mario 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@multiplepotatoes9110
@multiplepotatoes9110 3 жыл бұрын
@@Amigamertv no I’m fairly certain it’s master chief from minecraft
@archerdork7116
@archerdork7116 2 жыл бұрын
When I was six I legitimately got lost in a McDonalds play place crawl tunnel. I crawled through those colourful, sweat smelling tunnels for what felt like ages (but was probably only a couple of minutes). I could hear other people but I only saw one other kid peaking out from behind a corner only to skitter back when she saw me. I’m not saying I temporarily clipped into a child version of the backrooms, but I think we can all agree that if there existed such a place, one entrance would definitely be inside a McDonalds
@ms_pusheenicorn
@ms_pusheenicorn 11 ай бұрын
I think that was me, were you wearing glasses and a purple striped shirt? What year did this happen to you? LMAO just curious because I distinctly remember "playing hide and seek" with my older sister in one of the play places. After being "the best hider" for like maybe twenty or thirty minutes I gave up and eventually went down the slide. I remember being really mad and asking my sister what happened, she said,"I forgot to go in there!" Also I was extremely shy/ possibly antisocial as a kid... If you were the kid in purple you did look hella lost/confused. If it wasn't you, "I'm sorry kid in a purple striped shirt." 😊😅😂
@SuprmeRiceFarm
@SuprmeRiceFarm 3 ай бұрын
I got a story like this and I was also about the same age. I was in a Charles Entertainment Cheese establishment for a party or something and I also got lost in those sweat smelling tunnels and whatnot but I remember there being an area with his clear plastic bowl that you could see out of and I got stuck in that area because 1. I couldn’t find a way out and 2. There were too many kids in there. There was this girl that saw me and helped me get out. Anyways I’m almost 14 and I’m proud to say I’m having my party there
@chibiktsn3
@chibiktsn3 4 жыл бұрын
You commissioned an entire 90's sitcom theme song for this, and that's what I appreciates about you.
@aleaciajensen1536
@aleaciajensen1536 3 жыл бұрын
yes 100% agrees
@daltonmartin4962
@daltonmartin4962 3 жыл бұрын
Take about 20% off her there Squirely D
@christianalexander9668
@christianalexander9668 3 жыл бұрын
Give yer balls a tug
@TealProjects
@TealProjects 3 жыл бұрын
You spelt 'I appreciate' wrong.
@ronburgundy244
@ronburgundy244 3 жыл бұрын
@@TealProjects it's a reference to Letterkenny. In that show, one of the main characters has a vocal tick where he unnecessarily pluralizes words.
@CaptBarbosa77
@CaptBarbosa77 6 жыл бұрын
Back to Eisner’s special business technique: Jealousy
@primusvsunicron1
@primusvsunicron1 5 жыл бұрын
Midnight Owl then made 2 movies and a cartoon out of it
@mesquitegirl2013
@mesquitegirl2013 5 жыл бұрын
@@primusvsunicron1 actually the team was founded beciase of the movies
@austinreed7343
@austinreed7343 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Barboza What’s Iger’s Hissatsu Waza?
@MiniM69
@MiniM69 5 жыл бұрын
And pettiness!
@tophholland
@tophholland 5 жыл бұрын
"So what are you in school for?" Oh I'm a history major. "Ooh cool! What time period do you like?" 80's and 90's America. "...……."
@cattideltarune
@cattideltarune 5 жыл бұрын
top 10 most relatable youtube comments
@ericandy88
@ericandy88 5 жыл бұрын
As a 1980-born guy, I can relate. Not just for nostalgia's sake. A real course of history can be taught on this era & just of pop culture alone. Pre-millennium anything is fascinating to discover & learn about, especially for those of us who lived it & now wonder, "What was it about this that made us like it so much?"
@oooh19
@oooh19 4 жыл бұрын
Yea and people were less PC and annoying then
@lizphobic
@lizphobic 4 жыл бұрын
@@oooh19 i smoke fat doinks
@JPIndustrie
@JPIndustrie 4 жыл бұрын
“O you mean the pinnacle of human civilization?”
@bludraws094
@bludraws094 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHERE THE MEME IS FROM “A powerful rat, named Charles Entertainment Cheese” (7:29)
@raediant3307
@raediant3307 4 жыл бұрын
for over a year my best friend had me in her phone under "charles entertainment cheese" with the picture of the original costume so thank u for this
@josephochoa9861
@josephochoa9861 4 жыл бұрын
I want to know why did she had you as chuck e cheese in her contancts
@raediant3307
@raediant3307 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephochoa9861 don't worry about it
@josephochoa9861
@josephochoa9861 4 жыл бұрын
@@raediant3307 alright than
@BIGSTUPID283
@BIGSTUPID283 4 жыл бұрын
@@raediant3307 no I want to know
@beatstar2
@beatstar2 4 жыл бұрын
No problem, it's all yours my friend! Take it!
@jordan2876
@jordan2876 6 жыл бұрын
a powerful rat, named charles entertainment cheese.
@redactedredacted5370
@redactedredacted5370 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan what time is it at?
@jordan2876
@jordan2876 6 жыл бұрын
7:28
@NTEDOG561
@NTEDOG561 6 жыл бұрын
And don’t you forget it!
@ballinbryce9786
@ballinbryce9786 5 жыл бұрын
Hey shister
@eo793
@eo793 5 жыл бұрын
wtf is ur profile pic
@Kefkaesque13
@Kefkaesque13 3 жыл бұрын
I can only assume that the Peter Pan room was actually one of those shadow rooms I've seen at a couple fun houses, where there's a dim room with one or more walls covered in some sort of photosensitive material and a strobe light that flashes once every few minuets. When the flash happens, the photosensitive walls will retain any shadow that got cast on them until the next flash occurs.
@rafaelandrade8990
@rafaelandrade8990 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how many times I rewinded this video to listen to “a powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese.”
@luisisthenamelitn6978
@luisisthenamelitn6978 4 жыл бұрын
*Giorno's Theme plays in the backround as he appears*
@alex0589
@alex0589 4 жыл бұрын
Keeping the likes at 666
@tessahatchett
@tessahatchett 3 жыл бұрын
7:29
@WilliamGarland
@WilliamGarland 5 жыл бұрын
I love that among the Chuck E Cheese mascots, all of them are giant talking animals or bizarre creatures, but then one of them is just an Italian guy.
@TheGarfield0
@TheGarfield0 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that included in 'bizarre creature'?
@sour_peckanmix
@sour_peckanmix 6 жыл бұрын
That original Chuck E. Cheese mascot is terrifying omg
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 6 жыл бұрын
he was like a Rodent Mafioso, I see that and imagine he sounds like Joe Pesci.
@Dokurider
@Dokurider 6 жыл бұрын
I can see how FNAF came to be now.
@ew275x
@ew275x 6 жыл бұрын
Lucas Butterfield It looks like it's catchphrase would be "Hey kids, wanna die!?"
@spyrelle3970
@spyrelle3970 6 жыл бұрын
Charles has never ceased to be creepy.
@a_cowwithlegs
@a_cowwithlegs 6 жыл бұрын
Yea I think the new one is a better idea
@sneakyspades
@sneakyspades 3 жыл бұрын
"watched tv for 3 days straight" he was in that photo physically but not mentally. dude was gone.
@TheCaliforniaHP
@TheCaliforniaHP 2 жыл бұрын
so he truly was a "couch potato"
@CorporalPig22
@CorporalPig22 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, Discovery Zone. The original early-90s PvP battle royale arena.
@gatodebarro2626
@gatodebarro2626 4 жыл бұрын
No reward at the end, only pure and endless pain
@SharkNinjaBlueStar
@SharkNinjaBlueStar 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot Discovery Zone was even a thing...but some memory in the back of my mind is recalling going down that slide that was basically made of rolling pins and climbing through those goddamn net tubes.
@SharkNinjaBlueStar
@SharkNinjaBlueStar 4 жыл бұрын
@matt yes, somewhat, at least...I don't remember there being an arcade, though, but I was like...5 or 6, and my tiny developing brain was more focused on slides and ballpits rather than video games.
@BrinyGale
@BrinyGale 4 жыл бұрын
DZ!!
@BrinyGale
@BrinyGale 4 жыл бұрын
matt True - at least we couldn’t go to school w it.
@ChrisTheGregory
@ChrisTheGregory 4 жыл бұрын
12:12 Oddly enough, the "Pooh and You Corner" was what we used to call a specific spot in the ball pit at the Chick-Fil-A I worked at, though obviously for reasons unrelated to branding.
@Skeletoonz
@Skeletoonz 2 жыл бұрын
*oh*
@peachtea7269
@peachtea7269 2 жыл бұрын
Oh *g o d*
@shot-gi6mr
@shot-gi6mr 2 жыл бұрын
@@peachtea7269 God can not save you from the "Pooh and You Corner"
@SireneKalypso
@SireneKalypso 2 жыл бұрын
now that Winnie the Pooh is no longer copyrighted, you can call it that again! :D
@sml2k186
@sml2k186 2 жыл бұрын
@@SireneKalypso I mean the Disney version is in their power but the original story is no longer theirs so anyone can run with it
@SouthernBelleReviews
@SouthernBelleReviews 4 жыл бұрын
I like that no kid could leave Club Disney with a different adult than they came in with.
@darksidecola4529
@darksidecola4529 3 жыл бұрын
They had the same system at Chuck E Cheese, at least by the time kid me was going there in the 2000s/2010s
@punchy207
@punchy207 3 жыл бұрын
that is a very good idea
@carlwheezerofsouls3273
@carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 жыл бұрын
would stop anyone from trying to recreate the five nights lore at the very least
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 жыл бұрын
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Sadly most of the lore happened INSIDE the pizzeria.
@robertjahn4190
@robertjahn4190 2 жыл бұрын
Love the one you’re With.
@Jekyllstein_Gray
@Jekyllstein_Gray Жыл бұрын
As someone born in 2001, the '90s sounds like a simultaneously utopian and dystopian fever dream.
@Shadamyfan-rs8xc
@Shadamyfan-rs8xc Жыл бұрын
Same
@annwethenorth
@annwethenorth Жыл бұрын
Imagine what you could do in a day if there were no computers, 2 tv channels, freedom. That's what we did. Everything and nothing. You're all so disconnected it's really sad. It's not that far off. If you unplug and socialize with reg folks you got it.
@annwethenorth
@annwethenorth Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, and there's no proof of stupid shit we did lol you post it online damn
@zakunick1
@zakunick1 Жыл бұрын
Living in the moment, we never knew what we had.
@Freddy_Confetti
@Freddy_Confetti Жыл бұрын
That’s great good job
@mushroomking8039
@mushroomking8039 4 жыл бұрын
"A kind of terrifying helicopter thing where the mean kids would jump up and down" "The net thing where your feet would get caught" I didn't even KNOW i had ptsd about these things until Kevin said them
@TankEngine_12
@TankEngine_12 4 жыл бұрын
I remember back in 2014 or something I was at a Funtopia and some kid wouldn’t let me go down the slide to get out that a worker had to come to push the kid out of the way.
@AMD_Fan_98
@AMD_Fan_98 3 жыл бұрын
@@TankEngine_12 How old are you?
@Bass_Goat53
@Bass_Goat53 3 жыл бұрын
Vomit Disinfectant Vomit Disinfectant
@headphonic8
@headphonic8 3 жыл бұрын
@ジェーミー because the kid probably shouldn’t be on KZbin unsupervised
@samueljones3550
@samueljones3550 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bass_Goat53 lol
@mousetvalerie
@mousetvalerie 5 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to appreciate the opening song? Good shit my dude
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 5 жыл бұрын
3:16 For anybody looking for the song :)
@Schwarzorn
@Schwarzorn 5 жыл бұрын
I love that drum sample.
@ZakWolf
@ZakWolf 5 жыл бұрын
A more accurate spoof of the "Full House" theme than "Too Many Cooks," that's for sure!
@anavarrette83
@anavarrette83 4 жыл бұрын
Mousetv watch your profanity! For the one hundred and twenty two TIMES!!!!
@GeoGent
@GeoGent 4 жыл бұрын
what is that god damn song called i wanna be able to listen to it on its own
@stephanieli9622
@stephanieli9622 3 жыл бұрын
I spent so much time at Club Disney as a kid that I still have dreams about it as an adult, but no one ever knew what I was talking about to the point where I questioned its existence. This seriously just unlocked some childhood memories!
@harpurr53
@harpurr53 2 жыл бұрын
9:51 my favorite part of every Defunctland episode i've seen so far is when Kevin says something like "...they could dominate the new market." and the unsaid, 'but you're listening to it on a channel called /Defunct/land, so you know where this is about to go.' gives me such a grin (usually. Sometimes it makes me sad).
@andrewortiz1703
@andrewortiz1703 4 жыл бұрын
"poohrobics" sounds like an exercise routine for when you're having colon issues.
@personal9146
@personal9146 3 жыл бұрын
0p
@personal9146
@personal9146 3 жыл бұрын
Hu
@ag3498
@ag3498 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a potty training class or something.
@thehillisalive
@thehillisalive 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laugh 😂😂
@MountainMemelord
@MountainMemelord 3 жыл бұрын
I only have Colin issues while playing Changed.
@danioking5369
@danioking5369 4 жыл бұрын
Rat vs. Mouse Battle for the Rodent King
@crabbyandchips
@crabbyandchips 3 жыл бұрын
i think rat
@goldenhydreigon4727
@goldenhydreigon4727 3 жыл бұрын
Winner: Porcupine
@Harperion
@Harperion 3 жыл бұрын
Winner: h am pter
@d13_a
@d13_a 3 жыл бұрын
rat is more resistant, mouse sees new york sewer and cries
@ck-1649
@ck-1649 3 жыл бұрын
Cat wins either way
@TigirlakaLaserwolf6
@TigirlakaLaserwolf6 6 жыл бұрын
Here is a brief summary of Defunctland videos, as a whole: _Timmy's Dad voice_ "EISENERRRRR"
@oneshoeshort
@oneshoeshort 6 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more likes.
@dannyrvt6924
@dannyrvt6924 6 жыл бұрын
TigirlakaLaserwolf6 And here is a brief summary of this video: CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE
@GreatMewtwo
@GreatMewtwo 6 жыл бұрын
And this is where my Disney stock certificate would be...IF I HAD ONE!
@notanundesirable
@notanundesirable 3 жыл бұрын
“That fucker Michael Eisner,”
@xmilkshakesx
@xmilkshakesx 2 жыл бұрын
I want an adult version of Discovery Zone. I remember going as a kid in the 90’s and that place was A M A Z I N G.
@zakunick1
@zakunick1 Жыл бұрын
It sounds great, but my old bones would be so mad at me the next day. But it would be worth it!
@jessica-nf9sk
@jessica-nf9sk Жыл бұрын
There was a Discovery Zone in my hometown and I never got to go :( I was so bummed when they closed down.
@KiboSanti
@KiboSanti 9 ай бұрын
The nostalgia I feel for these places is so intense
@chiru-lala7372
@chiru-lala7372 4 ай бұрын
There's an indoor activity center called SuperPark that's basically Discovery Zone for adults! It's more geared towards sports but there's an all-ages ball pit. It's from Finland but they have international locations mostly in Asia and Middle East. Apparently they're a franchise model so let's hope that they'll come to US very soon!
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 жыл бұрын
Would you Rather: Have a Cartoony Mouse be your company mascot *Or* *Have a Realistic sewer Rat Serve you questionable Pizza at a child casino.*
@Venom-rr1vg
@Venom-rr1vg 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 жыл бұрын
*Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese.... Where a Kid can be a Kid....*
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
@@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 *Forever*
@Masterge77
@Masterge77 4 жыл бұрын
The latter... but only if the rat is training four turtles that are also ninjas that are named after Renaissance artists.
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
@@Masterge77 you forgot mutants. You now have four regular ninja trained turtles. Which are able to walk slightly faster and wear colored headbands.
@sour_peckanmix
@sour_peckanmix 6 жыл бұрын
Vomit, disinfectant, vomit, disinfectant
@mochiman6307
@mochiman6307 6 жыл бұрын
Gold
@RacingVagabond
@RacingVagabond 6 жыл бұрын
Sad, but oh so true. Although there was probably some other things in there based on the smell.
@AbbyDee1015
@AbbyDee1015 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@gordogunso
@gordogunso 6 жыл бұрын
Lucas Butterfield he forgot to mention the piss!
@coolguy9192
@coolguy9192 6 жыл бұрын
I hade to pause the video at the near end of the list just to say “vomit, disinfectant” again.
@wryderchristy3925
@wryderchristy3925 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was crazy remembering going to a Club Disney when I was small, mostly because no one mentioned it when I was older and all my memories were foggy from childhood. This video explains so much lol
@AliceOnAStick
@AliceOnAStick 4 жыл бұрын
Wryder Christy Yeah. My class went to one on a field trip when i was a kid. It was a bit of a drive then but i drive by the old building sometimes now. The outside has never changed despite it being something completely different now.
@uvoxyuwin
@uvoxyuwin Жыл бұрын
My father was the corporate/regional executive chef for Disney Regional / ESPN Zone restaurants from 2001 to around 2009. My father was forced to retire by Disney due to the recession taking its toll. I had no idea when I started watching this video that it would have any connection. I thank you so much for helping me understand just a little more about my father's 21 years with the Walt Disney company!
@laughingwarlock
@laughingwarlock 6 жыл бұрын
Lost it at “Charles Entertainment Cheese “
@shelbymccullough9825
@shelbymccullough9825 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@LovelyYT
@LovelyYT 6 жыл бұрын
*Biggie* Cheese
@FrancoPantoja
@FrancoPantoja 6 жыл бұрын
me too
@jarydakers5110
@jarydakers5110 5 жыл бұрын
more like hid because it was so creepy
@charliesolazzo8029
@charliesolazzo8029 6 жыл бұрын
My god. For youtuber with only about 300k subscribers, This is insanely high quality. Keep up with the good work :)
@Bbistheman_
@Bbistheman_ 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Mouses meanwhile fortnite youtubers shit out effortless content on the daily and get millions of subs
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 6 жыл бұрын
"Only" Just visualize what 300,000 people looks like for a second.
@solarstrike33
@solarstrike33 6 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that Defunctland has been growing extremely quickly.
@angiem6674
@angiem6674 6 жыл бұрын
Jayfive276 yeah but a lot of others KZbinrs have a lot more subscribers for a lot less effort
@charliesolazzo8029
@charliesolazzo8029 6 жыл бұрын
I totally agree Bbistheman. Most of the kids these days watch mindless fortnite content from clickbait Ali-a
@BY-xd1yr
@BY-xd1yr 6 жыл бұрын
The knowledge that Chuckie Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese has made me be reborn
@timfredrickson3889
@timfredrickson3889 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Chuck E Cheese, which makes the full one a lot more obvious than chuckie.
@emontrewaters3530
@emontrewaters3530 Жыл бұрын
And Mickey”s real name Is Michael Theodore Mouse
@kelviannaepperson3677
@kelviannaepperson3677 Жыл бұрын
I hated the net to get to the slide at McDonald's as a person with cerebral palsy it was very difficult and painful. It was also scary just like it is for other kids.
@iluvwanesworld
@iluvwanesworld Жыл бұрын
I have CP too and also hated this
@Embleo
@Embleo Жыл бұрын
Not at McDonald’s but Burger King, and I have a brother 20 years younger than me at 4 years old, and he hates the nets too. I think it’s a shared part of the human condition to hate being supported by something that’s not solid.
@disneytriviabuff8188
@disneytriviabuff8188 10 ай бұрын
I have CP too and one time, I got stuck in the ball pit at McDonald's and my mom had to come and rescue me.
@tabbiya9174
@tabbiya9174 5 жыл бұрын
"A room themed after Peter Pan where guests could see their shadow" Uhhh... I mean, I can usually see my shadow
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
You people get shadows?
@thesolidestsnake
@thesolidestsnake 4 жыл бұрын
@@HanMestov Did you pay god the DLC before you were born?
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesolidestsnake I paid the collector was by some guy called Lucifer. But I think he was a swell guy.
@thesolidestsnake
@thesolidestsnake 4 жыл бұрын
@@HanMestov oh shit dude. That sucks. He seemed so trustworthy
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesolidestsnake ikr? He had a great character. He was charming and persuasive too
@justicearcana55
@justicearcana55 6 жыл бұрын
*a powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese*
@sirzillyhoo
@sirzillyhoo 5 жыл бұрын
_s m i l e a m e r i c a_
@JM51262
@JM51262 6 жыл бұрын
I worked at Chuck E Cheese about 7 years ago when I was 16. When you were talking about the Play Place I was reminded about this time when a kid wouldn't come out of the little overlook area. His mom didn't feel comfortable climbing up there so the manager went up to try to get him out. When she gets up there we see her hands slip and her fall on her face. Turns out the kid had taken his full diaper off and wiped his feces all over the tube and she had fallen face first into it. The other manager demanded that either my coworker or I go up and clean it. The three of us walked out and never went back.
@quaintgentleman344
@quaintgentleman344 6 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for everyone in that situation. People just trying to run a children's entertainment place, and parents just wanting their kids to blow off some steam, but some innocent 3 year old had to smear his crap everywhere and ruin it.
@SigmaProps
@SigmaProps 6 жыл бұрын
That’s just, nasty. I just hope when I can get a job next May I’m not stuck working at a job like that.
@JM51262
@JM51262 6 жыл бұрын
It was the first real job I had, as in not mowing lawns or something of that nature. Definitely didn't set the bar very high.
@Titleknown
@Titleknown 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, a similar experience as a child (Albeit with urine in a playplace instead of feces) inspired an online pal of mine to write an SCP entry. A pretty darn good one too: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1904 It's also canon to his Burgrr Entries story; and by extension his webcomic Awful Hospital, if you're familiar with either of those...
@kenshin4113
@kenshin4113 6 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you...
@Tacofreak
@Tacofreak 2 жыл бұрын
DisneyQuest was my first job after highschool. It was such a rad experience and Pleasure Island was such a fucking awesome thing for me through my early 20's. It broke my heart to see them kill off Pleasure Island and eventually DisneyQuest. I legitimately teared up when you mentioned it. They threatened closing it when I worked there in 2005 and it seemed like they had been threatening for years. It made me so happy to see that stubborn bastard hold on for another 12 years before being closed. I still have a Cyberspace Mountain card with 13 loops on it named the Jolly Trolley.
@justinreid2947
@justinreid2947 6 жыл бұрын
Disney really is a such a morally grey company. While employing very talented artists, engineers, and people who I think do genuinely care about kids, they are also a giant capitalistic leviathan who now have become the Standard Oil of entertainment. Issues such as low employee pay at their resorts still persist to this day. As someone who was born in Orlando Disney stories always hit close to home for me as what Disney produces truly highlights our society's surreal contradictions.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 6 жыл бұрын
They are going to increase the pay sooo.... Disney isn't THAT bad.
@chrisallot66
@chrisallot66 6 жыл бұрын
The goal of any BUSINESS (not charity) is to make money. Period. There is absolutely nothing morally wrong with what Disney does... the issue is that people CHOOSE to consume the garbage they produce. Just look at what they did to Star Wars... UGH!
@sylviarippey6488
@sylviarippey6488 6 жыл бұрын
Well said Justin.
@justinreid2947
@justinreid2947 6 жыл бұрын
+Stevie 1. Neither Disney or Bob Iger weren't going to do anything about their workers' low salaries until they were publicly shamed by Bernie Sanders. And 2. it really says everything about our society when people will run and take up for a large impersonal corporation over actual flesh and blood workers. The brainwashing is truly fascinating and scary at the same time. Sure Disney stories are good and they hire very talented and well meaning creatives, but at the end of the day Disney the company only cares about its shareholders and nothing else. They do *not* care about you or your family. Us Americans really do need to step out of our right-wing economic Stockholm Syndrome and learn that large corporations do not need to be defended. Our social and economic systems are broken and Disney's issues are just symptoms of these larger problems.
@justinreid2947
@justinreid2947 6 жыл бұрын
+Moby Green This consumerist "personal choice" narrative is just flat-out corrosive and the cause of pretty much all of our country's problems. A choice of products is the furthest thing from choosing your own destiny, and fooling people into thinking that buying and selling things is the purest form of freedom has made them way easier to control by those in power. This is the true face of neoliberalism, which really is a form of social darwinism in a clever disguise, and it seeks to turn every aspect of life into a commodity that is to be bought and sold. This comment from a socially right-wing perspective, but this has also taken over too much of the so-called "left" as well. I hope this disgusting greedy ideology crashes like the authoritarian Communist societies because ideas like these are truly Communism's evil reverse image. People are sick and tired of "business" having lordship over their lives and people on the right and center need to understand that.
@andrewkful
@andrewkful 6 жыл бұрын
..... who wrote and performed the theme song??
@ThePhantom4516
@ThePhantom4516 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, i was wondering that as well
@ThePhantom4516
@ThePhantom4516 6 жыл бұрын
its in the credits
@DonTekNO
@DonTekNO 6 жыл бұрын
its listed in the credits
@spacewardsebas
@spacewardsebas 6 жыл бұрын
Pitbull
@Murph1331
@Murph1331 6 жыл бұрын
Darude
@Masterge77
@Masterge77 4 жыл бұрын
Club Disney was yet another one of Michael Eisner's wild ambitions that ended up bursting into flames, the most infamous example of Eisner becoming too ambitious being California Adventure, while this one was quickly buried into obscurity.
@nyahnyahson523
@nyahnyahson523 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know if it's ambition necessarily, It's just kinda dumb. Bad pricing, lofty goals, and too much emphasis on short term over long term.
@austinreed7343
@austinreed7343 2 жыл бұрын
At least some of the ideas mentioned as announced and cancelled came back in some form.
@livelongandtroll9108
@livelongandtroll9108 2 жыл бұрын
"Pooh and You Corner" He is talking about the honey bear, he is talking about the honey bear, he is talking about the honey bear...
@Glampyra
@Glampyra 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all were so caught up with Charles Entertainment Cheese, you all forgot the real treat: A Swing Themed Tarzan
@blakecook9266
@blakecook9266 4 жыл бұрын
Glampyra Nicr
@atomichares
@atomichares 4 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@blakecook9266
@blakecook9266 4 жыл бұрын
ash ツ which comment, theirs or mine?
@atomichares
@atomichares 4 жыл бұрын
Cracked egg theirs but I figured it out
@imbald9089
@imbald9089 4 жыл бұрын
@@atomichares I haven't :(
@bee5157
@bee5157 6 жыл бұрын
a powerfulrat, named charles entertainment cheese
@Duncaster
@Duncaster 6 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you’re broadening your horizons outside of theme parks and rides. It’d be cool to see one on DisneyQuest
@akaoni7946
@akaoni7946 6 жыл бұрын
DuncasterWood lets make this happen
@paper_pirate
@paper_pirate 6 жыл бұрын
That sounds so awesome. I miss DisneyQuest. Even though stuff never worked, it was a nice place to be.
@CJ-pw6el
@CJ-pw6el 6 жыл бұрын
That’s The Next Episode I Believe
@catb0mb
@catb0mb 6 жыл бұрын
iirc he said on pan's podcast sometime later this year he's gonna make a big episode on disneyquest, almost movie length iirc.
@alexplott1191
@alexplott1191 6 жыл бұрын
He should do one on the Rock afire explosion
@DA1423
@DA1423 2 жыл бұрын
Wow so I'm not crazy. I've been telling people all my adult life that when I was a kid I went to a small indoor Disney amusement park and had a lot of fun exploring the Time Toaster but no one ever believed me, even people I know I went there with. Thank you Kevin for doing the research for this video.
@supervillan4350
@supervillan4350 6 жыл бұрын
The amount of art Kevin P. puts into these videos absolutely astonishes me. A simple and amusing concept made breathtaking and so informational without the inconvenience of sounding droll brought to life by the creativity and mastery that is Defunctland. I absolutely love the youtube channel and series as a whole. I hope it continues until Kevin can sustain it and I will support him the entire way. Godspeed you magnificent historian.
@pokemondimensions1297
@pokemondimensions1297 6 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. I can tell just how much time and effort was put into all of these and I love them all, including Defunct TV
@wiichannel0118
@wiichannel0118 6 жыл бұрын
one of the few youtube channels were I watch every video uploaded
@x13years
@x13years 6 жыл бұрын
yeah but he really milks play time, by playing the full commercial and then playing the same commercial with a voice over, and then playing another full commerical
@gabrielx6490
@gabrielx6490 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like this could end up turning into a tv show
@DestinyMoniqueX3
@DestinyMoniqueX3 6 жыл бұрын
x13years I like the nostalgic commercials, usually it irritating when channels don't get to the point, but it seems to work very well here
@WillowWispGaming
@WillowWispGaming 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen that Charles Entertainment Cheese bit all over and it never fails to make me laugh. I’m proud to know it came from a Defunctland video
@finnprince2163
@finnprince2163 3 жыл бұрын
It’s his official name you dumbass
@morgansheepman2403
@morgansheepman2403 3 жыл бұрын
@@finnprince2163 I'd explain that the quote "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese" got passed around the internet, but I'm afraid the knowledge would slide off your smooth brain.
@greenaum
@greenaum 2 жыл бұрын
@@morgansheepman2403 It really IS Chuck's official name, apparently.
@idoodooo3988
@idoodooo3988 2 жыл бұрын
@@greenaum I'd explain that the quote "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese" got passed around the internet, but I'm afraid the knowledge would slide off your smooth brain.
@greenaum
@greenaum 2 жыл бұрын
@@idoodooo3988 Yeah, I wasn't aware, and didn't care, and actually, I still don't. But it's still his real name. Have fun with your Tiktok maymays!
@CarnivalChimera
@CarnivalChimera Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Disney Quest, I'll always remember that spiral staircase that triggered my motion sickness somehow
@michaelpryor78
@michaelpryor78 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Disney Quest went to hell
@WooperGamerYT
@WooperGamerYT 3 жыл бұрын
“A powerful rat named Charles entertainment cheese” Everything about this makes me die of laughter
@hurrayforvideogames
@hurrayforvideogames 6 жыл бұрын
9/10 point deducted because the 90's intro should have had a shot of Eisner tripping in his office and throwing a bunch of papers into the air before falling to the floor off camera, leaving only his secretary in-frame, looking on with a knowing amused smirk on her face, arms akimbo, gentely shaking her head side to side as if to say "Yup, that's my boss!"
@alex93cayford
@alex93cayford 6 жыл бұрын
Nor did it have Beast his servanttrying to keep Steve Urkel out of the studio.
@martind349
@martind349 6 жыл бұрын
Not WASPy enough.
@CanterlotCrusader
@CanterlotCrusader 6 жыл бұрын
Why is is that I feel like getting popcorn and a beer anytime your videos pop up on my sub list? Because the presentation is so professional yet easily digestible, it's like a damn documentary series.
@Pariahmary
@Pariahmary 6 жыл бұрын
CanterlotCrusader The hot tub is on and my bong is ready. Different stripes, same gallop.
@TJbutLag
@TJbutLag 6 жыл бұрын
Fletcha Conway I'm with this guy
@l1z4rdon7
@l1z4rdon7 2 жыл бұрын
As an adult I really do miss those inside playgrounds. There was one that was a super deep styrofoam sqares pit at my local sports and aquatic center. That was my favorite. Good memories…
@FriskyKatt
@FriskyKatt 6 жыл бұрын
I live near the first Club Disney and my kid was small, so we LIVED there!! It was awesome, but they made a few basic mistakes. First, it skewed too young. Most of it was for pre-schoolers (Pooh, princess dress up, etc), which left out too many kids. The computer games were super basic/young (and the computers were usually broken anyways). There was a baby/toddler play zone, and then the climbing structure, which was kinda small - think McDonalds size. Plus, they had miscalculated the main slide and the first week kids got hurt - that’s the reason there was always a worker at the top. Which leads to the biggest problem - it was WAY too reliant on human workers. Parents chilled in the cafe (which had excellent food), and a worker had to be in each semi-separate zone to police bullies etc. They tried to have interactive shows nearly continuously in the little theater, which required skilled entertainers; magicians, comedians, etc. The cafe required cashiers, cooks, busboys. Constant cleaning was needed all over. It was easy to see how the cost of employees was very high. And surprisingly, many times we would be there and there were few customers, especially after the first year or so. Even in an affluent area, there are only so many stay-home moms hanging out with their preschooler in the middle of a weekday. Other people were bothered by the “high” admission charge, as the place just wasn’t that big, but we had a monthly or yearly pass, and I appreciated that there were no tokens to buy, like Chuck E. Cheese had. Overall, it was a class act and very well done, and we really mourned when they closed. Disney admitted it made money, just not “enough” money.
@bug-wr7tj
@bug-wr7tj 5 жыл бұрын
a p o w e r f u l r a t named *charles* *entertainment* *cheese*
@holczy0
@holczy0 4 жыл бұрын
everyday young life junes
@icyplays9081
@icyplays9081 6 жыл бұрын
AYE NETFLIX WHEN U GONNA GIVE DEFUNCTLAND ITS OWN NETFLIX SERIES?!
@Jecl99
@Jecl99 6 жыл бұрын
Now where do I get the WACKY EFFECTS!!
@caveopp7708
@caveopp7708 6 жыл бұрын
No... guess what would happen, guess. I'll tell you. It would be given 2 seasons and then Netflix would cancel it. After which contracts would make it impossible for them to continue on KZbin. Effectively killing your favorite KZbin show.
@JP2GiannaT
@JP2GiannaT 6 жыл бұрын
I could see this being a hit on Amazon Prime, they have some stuff like this already.
@beiwubsnsod7378
@beiwubsnsod7378 6 жыл бұрын
Netflix is shit only conformist normies watch it
@caveopp7708
@caveopp7708 6 жыл бұрын
@Dodonpachi257 _My man_
@lexdoes
@lexdoes 2 жыл бұрын
My old elementary school was immediately next to a playplace named "Makutu's Island" which was originally going to be a Club Disney, but the plan was shuttered during the closures and it became its own thing. In fact, there's still a pair of footprints belonging to what appears to be Mickey and Donald out front.
@brandonb3279
@brandonb3279 5 жыл бұрын
The breadth and depth of your talents is astounding. Particularly your editing skills, you must be one of the most talented video editors in the business. Seriously I don't just mean on KZbin, I mean in the entire media business as a whole. That you make these videos yourself and come out with an end product so well polished and engaging, that puts the efforts of traditional mass media corporations to shame, no joke! Good for you! (And good riddance to them, too!).
@WR3ND
@WR3ND 5 жыл бұрын
*thicc*
@lindahoy782
@lindahoy782 4 жыл бұрын
Walt Disney "Its kind of fun to do the impossible" Micheal Eisner: "Its kind of fun to rip off other companies ideas"
@Mr-Trox
@Mr-Trox Жыл бұрын
Bob Eiger: It's kind of fun to make almost nothing but remakes.
@RobertTheHaunter
@RobertTheHaunter 6 жыл бұрын
Your the highest quality creator I have ever seen. The amount of time and effort that goes into each episode is amazing. I love all of the other guests you get to help you make the amazing extras. I loved the intro! Keep being awesome!
@nateswanson2443
@nateswanson2443 6 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@tristancrumpler400
@tristancrumpler400 6 жыл бұрын
TheCoasterCompleater in no way denying that this is one of the best channels. but I have to ask you of you've watched any of Captain Disillusion's videos??
@hbmento8102
@hbmento8102 6 жыл бұрын
The intro was good, but the Full House intro parody has been done death on KZbin.
@slvrcobra1337
@slvrcobra1337 6 жыл бұрын
Kris O'Korra - Well, they change it in every video, so you'll never have to see it again.
@kevinmorris6984
@kevinmorris6984 2 жыл бұрын
Your 90s show intro was absolutely on point!
@AnAverageGoblin
@AnAverageGoblin 6 жыл бұрын
Disney: they either rip off something or buy it
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 6 жыл бұрын
Or they dont.
@chaosdemonwolf1
@chaosdemonwolf1 6 жыл бұрын
Or both
@elpanalquerido3848
@elpanalquerido3848 6 жыл бұрын
Or They Kill
@juliandiaz7176
@juliandiaz7176 6 жыл бұрын
Disney: we cant do anything to copy fox Disney:i got an idea Disney:*buys fox*
@ydoomenaud
@ydoomenaud 6 жыл бұрын
"The already California-themed California."
@TheQuarterGuy
@TheQuarterGuy 4 жыл бұрын
7:29 Make that a ONCE-powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese.
@themaninabucket8365
@themaninabucket8365 3 жыл бұрын
You fool, you dare assume a mere bankruptcy can stop the RAT?
@VillagerMan2006
@VillagerMan2006 3 жыл бұрын
Mortal, Chuck E. survived two bankruptcy! Bankruptcy is a fool to kill the powerful rat
@AJD45
@AJD45 3 жыл бұрын
I’m right here though
@abrandenburg10
@abrandenburg10 6 жыл бұрын
Blockbuster running a children's play place? The 90s were weird man
@averagerobloxenjoyer6783
@averagerobloxenjoyer6783 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Brandenburg Blockbluster already felt like a play place. RIP Blockbuster.
@monkeykidd420
@monkeykidd420 6 жыл бұрын
Ahh but it was a good weird I miss the 90s
@BrownRiceBunny1
@BrownRiceBunny1 6 жыл бұрын
It was actually pretty cool. All the kids movies were over there and placed at a kids height! I would play while my mom picked out her movie and went through the line. She’d have to call me from the door to tell me to stop playing. They also sold fresh popped popcorn on Fridays - it was pretty sweet. Ya’ll have to understand Blockbuster was packed in it’s prime so lines took FOREVER.
@immortaluglyfish2724
@immortaluglyfish2724 3 жыл бұрын
"Pooh-robics" sounds like an exercise routine for the severely constipated
@JiJ1511
@JiJ1511 6 жыл бұрын
The intro tune has to stay. It's perfect for this show. Cancel all your plans....It's Defuctland!!!
@lockboxDAI
@lockboxDAI 4 жыл бұрын
I remember that DZ "I don't think so" commercial making me murderously angry as a kid. Even now I feel instant rage at being reminded it exists.
@naplockblubba5369
@naplockblubba5369 Жыл бұрын
It certainly filled me with rage just seeing it once here so I can relate
@PsychedelicCharm
@PsychedelicCharm 5 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing ads for Chuck E Cheese's on TV, even on PBS Kids. I've visited it once or twice in my area when I was a kid, but now I visit Dave and Buster's on occasion.
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
Dave and Busters is the stuff. I like the things they have to offer.
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 4 жыл бұрын
@Cec arcade mode tv Gordon Mate, fun dip costs 75 points...
@timmyandtommynook9763
@timmyandtommynook9763 4 жыл бұрын
Do you know how many points you need to play per game. One and Dave and busters. 75
@Darkstar1484
@Darkstar1484 3 жыл бұрын
Dave and Busters, at least the one back in Illinois I visited is a bit of a shell of its old self, same thing with the gameworks property out there.
@mirrorkirby9172
@mirrorkirby9172 2 жыл бұрын
You know, as I kid my parents never brought me to play places or Chuck E. Cheese's. Now that I'm an adult, I understand now 😭 it sounds like a sanitary nightmare
@thetruewolfpack2953
@thetruewolfpack2953 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@nyancat2221
@nyancat2221 6 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, ball pits. The most nauseatingly euphoric utopian hell that one will ever have the blissful displeasure of experiencing.
@Eagledude131
@Eagledude131 5 жыл бұрын
Goldenglare_thewindeater this is doublethink at its finest
@halo091
@halo091 5 жыл бұрын
Will the real Entertainment Cheese please stand up
@segundovargas
@segundovargas 5 жыл бұрын
IDK, I went to birthday places for my birthdays during childhood, and I never experienced what Kevin said about those places.
@valentine87002
@valentine87002 5 жыл бұрын
i forgot how Good this episode is... the intro song.... “a powerful rat, named Charles Entertainment Cheese”.... “what, too soon?” im laughing at work man edit: four years later and i no longer have the job i had at the time and this video gives me flashbacks to the hell of hotel housekeeping, good times
@mrsduck_man
@mrsduck_man 6 жыл бұрын
Animatronic rat’s pizzeria and child casino.
@Skye_Writer
@Skye_Writer 3 жыл бұрын
When you lay it out the way you did, Disney IPs, theming, and attention to detail, it's absolutely dumbfounding that it *didn't* become a hit. I remember being a kid and having Chuck E. Cheese down the road from us when I lived in the Atlanta suburbs, and I thought even then that it was trying to be Disney and have the Country Bears Jamboree vibe. At that time it was mostly an arcade, with video games and ski ball and other fair-type games where you could win tickets to get a prize. By the time it became an indoor playplace, I was a teenager and bummed that I was considered too old/tall to get in there and do the FUN stuff, and I remember wishing that had been around when I was a smaller. So, was it mostly that they scared too many people away with the idea that there were going to be tons of people and it would be a madhouse? Or is it just that Eisner micromanaged too much and really did NOT have that Disney eye for detail, or that he wanted to do it all on the cheap?
@Tread1
@Tread1 3 жыл бұрын
I had a Discovery Zone a little ways out of town when I was a kid in the late 90's. Every time I could pester my dad to take me there for the day was pure heaven, the enormous plastic tube maze was the epitome of adventure and the dozens of arcade games offered endless entertainment. Places like that really sum up 90's childhood entertainment for me. As a matter of fact, as soon as Defunctland mentioned plastic mazes and ballpits I paused the video and told my wife "that reminds me of Discovery Zone!" I then spent about 10 minutes explaining why it was so wonderful before literally the next section started talking about it.
@jrayproductions7790
@jrayproductions7790 2 жыл бұрын
I wish DZ would come back. We had one near me when I was real little.
@TheCaliforniaHP
@TheCaliforniaHP 2 жыл бұрын
very 90s. Like lets add to 80s arcades by making games and physical activity then food! It's a great combo and in my brain it still works it's just my how times have changed
@Tacticslion
@Tacticslion 5 жыл бұрын
Wait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait. Wait. Wait. Showbiz WON the competition?! And it REBRANDED as CHUCK-E-CHEESE?! ... my life is a lie.
@latinprincews6
@latinprincews6 5 жыл бұрын
I never knew that either. When I was a kid I only knew of Showbiz so when chuck-e-cheese took them over (or at least i thought) I was sour. Lie indeed
@ericandy88
@ericandy88 5 жыл бұрын
An episode could be done on Showbiz or Chuck E. Cheese (though not defunct, but inextricably linked with Showbiz) alone.
@josephochoa9861
@josephochoa9861 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericandy88 i don't know if it counts but tpmvids did a video of the evolution of chuck e.cheese
@garfieldloverforever
@garfieldloverforever 4 жыл бұрын
the reason why is because showbiz actually shared the rights to the rockafire explosion with creative engineering and aaron fetcher; around the time of the acquisition, showbiz wanted full ownership of the rockafire explosion but fetcher refused. they couldn’t compromise, so fetcher walked and showbiz stuck with the rat. honestly the passion, energy, and genuineness of the rockafire explosion beats that pathetic rat any day of the week. watch an rae showtape and compare it to a cec showtape, i can guarantee you’d prefer rae.
@prettyprettydeath
@prettyprettydeath 6 жыл бұрын
Woah! I grew up in Thousand Oaks and I've been trying to remember for forever what the disney themed playplace I went to when I was very young was. I have a memory of being at the top of a big slide, where an employee would ask you what disney character you wanted to be, you'd tell them a character, like Ariel for instance, and they'd say over the intercom something like "Ariel is coming down!" as you went down the slide. Maybe it was a precaution against too many kids going down the slide at once, idk. I had no idea there was so few of these places! I feel special now :) Thank you Kevin!! I'm gonna see if my mom and my sister remember anything about Club Disney.
@brandymills1278
@brandymills1278 6 жыл бұрын
I remember at the San Bernardino Club Disney that the slide would make the Goofy scream when you went down.
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 6 жыл бұрын
That's honestly awesome and terrifying.
@catsaesthetics8257
@catsaesthetics8257 3 жыл бұрын
The discovery zone thing legit happened to me. My mom took me and my brother to the one in our area and we witnessed the sign on the door saying it was closed. And yeah someone was having a birthday party at the time and showed up for it, a whole group of kids was there. Everyone was really upset about it.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 2 жыл бұрын
Like, how many phone calls would it have taken to let people who had a reservation know for the week it closed? If that's how they treated people, it deserved to go out of business.
@AnneIglesias
@AnneIglesias 6 жыл бұрын
I was one of those kids that showed up to Discovery Zone for a big party only to find out it was closed. It devastated me because we went there at least once a month for almost 2 years! Wow, I always get hit with some serious nostalgia when I watch these videos. I’ve enjoyed every single one I’ve watched so far and I can’t wait for more. Guaranteed subscriber.
@TK-rd3yn
@TK-rd3yn 6 жыл бұрын
JediAnn Solo that sounds horrible. What was your reaction?
@hotwax9376
@hotwax9376 6 жыл бұрын
My aunt used to take me to Discovery Zone a lot when I was little. I don't remember it much except the name, but she's told me that we would typically go on Mondays after they cleaned the ball pits (she's a nurse and thus was concerned about hygiene, which isn't unreasonable considering that all kinds of nasty stuff has often been found in those places.) I've heard elsewhere it was a popular place for birthday parties, but I can't recall ever going there for anything like that.
@BodySprayMan
@BodySprayMan 6 жыл бұрын
I believe I had my party there... on the day it closed. Last event before it all shut down.
@cupcake18429
@cupcake18429 6 жыл бұрын
that is so sad! I hope you still had a good birthday though.
@AnneIglesias
@AnneIglesias 6 жыл бұрын
T K If my recollection is correct, I whined and pouted all the way back to the car while my brother cried. Our parents took us to a local playground as a last minute consolation and I spent about 45 minutes scooting slowly on the merry-go-round.
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