Del Boy's Insult Compilation

[@mashpolson1]

"I mean some people get wise men bearing gifts, we get a wally with a disease!!" XD

[@karissasmale4683]

this is my favourite part hahahaha

[@AndRewUK24]

Classic

[@AH-be6bu]

The British public listening to Boris' bullshit during the lockdown:

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(0:29 - 0;35)

[@RhodesyYT]

Coronavirus

[@elliothunter4224]

"You give my Arse an 'eadache Rodney." Love it.

[@ColossalFISH]

"Due to your vicious mind and general wallyness." Hah Del was a legend.

[@dobymick7822]

ColossalFISH he still is and always will be

[@gammonsandwich1756]

My family are old South London and many of these are genuine phrases that were actually used. Diversity has changed the dialect now, and it's much rarer to hear them spoken.

[@kristianhumphreys]

Londonistan

[@TinaLouise73]

It's all gangsta wannabe souff landon accent! Not old school propa south London cockney accent!

[@ElvarMasson]

Are they from old South London?

[@Cwmbran1984]

Del Boy to Uncle Albert: "You blackmailing old bark" 😂😂😂

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1:53

[@jackfollows4609]

Del Boy to Uncle Albert: Oh there you are the mucky old sod 😂😂😂😂

[@l34052]

Only Fools really really really is the absolute best. R.I.P Lennard Pearce R.I.P. Buster Merryfield Long live David Jason Long Live Nicolas Lyndhurst

[@british35]

Good old sod

[@BugsBunnyandArchieMcIvor2025]

R.I.P Roger Lloyd Pack

[@mrmentality8456]

And let's not forgot the man who made this happen, John Sullivan. R.I.P

[@jane1975]

@@mrmentality8456 Absolutely, and the actors whom played Sid the cafe owner and Mike the Nags Head barman both are gone also.

[@quickaston3167]

And don't forget john challis we lost him last september :(

[@KLMB9]

1:57 "YOU SHUT UP YOU TART!!!" 1:59 "YOU DOZY LITTLE TWONK RODNEY!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!

[@incarnateTheGreat]

2:21 deliver of Shut up, you tart always has me rolling 😂😂

[@lewdogzombies]

To this day, Del Boy is the greatest character ever made Also I say “Shut up you tart” all the time

[@AVB91]

"You give my arse a headache"

[@CockneyRebel1979]

Oh, shut up, you tart!

[@CarlaDady]

"We get a wally with a disease"

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0:32

[@shieldedforever4619]

John Sullivan, had a gift for writing insults without swearing.....

[@CockneyRebel1979]

Eh?! What d'ya think "sod" and "git" are, if they ain't bloody swearing?! I mean, granted, they're nothing nowadays, but them two words were still pretty bloody rude back in the bleedin' Eighties, my friend! o.o

[@ogproductions3173]

Cockney Rebel no they weren't lol I was there

[@CockneyRebel1979]

So was I, and I was never allowed to use it. Then again, I was a kid.

[@beckyconlan1798]

I was literally just thinking that too; so refreshing to hear a tv show that doesn’t rely on awful language to be funny :)

[@sfv9235]

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[@enthrallingusername]

"There you are you mucky old sod" lmfao

[@sparkymarky3657]

Favourite one

[@jamesheath7601]

1:25 🤣

[@samr1321]

Best thing I ever watched in 30 years of my life besides Top Gear.

[@MirageMusicUk]

"Gotcha yer Martian git"

[@RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS]

2:26

[@n3bulav876]

1:18 Del shouting at the singer in the nag’s head, will forever be ingrained in my mind. Every time it’s too loud somewhere I always quote “oi shut up will ya? I can’t hear me self think over here!”

[@tommyherts]

What episode is this

[@tommyherts]

Can’t believe I stayed up looking for this episode but just couldn’t find it

[@graemewatson1106]

The episode where Del tells the talent singer to shut up is Tea for 3 where he goes hang gliding

[@elliewhite8531]

OI SHUT UP WILL YA, I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK OVER HERE! LOL

[@tommyherts]

Yeah I can’t find the episode

[@graceisadisgrace8625]

'Oh, you stupid old git'...I don't know why but this is one of my favourites, even though it's not the most unusual phrase of the lot...must be the way he says it!!!

[@tinajones5641]

"Shut up, you tart" was always the best. I intend to use it.

[@Ben-ez3cp]

Proud to be British !!!!

[@Emmamoo]

"You're giving my arse an 'ed ache!"

[@ritchiembue1141]

you give my arse a headache........lmao

[@ChloeKendall8]

I’m almost 15 and grew up watching this show because my mum loves it so it was always on TV. Even when I was very young I always used to laugh at it and I continue to now 🤣

[@janhuda8841]

2:07 Feels almost improvised (or almost a blooper), the way he pauses, the way he looks around as if at the crew. Love it :D

[@archieoutdoors3340]

I wouldn’t think into it he looked around cause he was gonna call him something bad but stopped cause he didn’t want people to hear him least that’s what I think but you could be right.

[@codygolding4125]

the ones that got me were "You give my arse a headache Rodney" and "For the past week I've been suffering with this pain in my arse"

[@alexcooper849]

"You can walk you lazy old sod" is my favourite 😂

[@What..a..shambles]

You give my arse a headache 😂😂😂

[@CockneyRebel1979]

"Berk"- ("Berkshire Hunt.") I shall leave you guys to suss out what that rhymes with! Ha-ha! ;)

[@ellagill9571]

**'You give my arse a headache Rodney.'** I died laughing

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0:38

[@JamesMezzatrainboy]

1:57 WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU TART! that made me laugh ha ha ha ha oh god

[@bensvault9149]

"due to your vicious mind & general walliness" kills me everytime 😂

[@maxmcevoy5369]

‘I’m gonna stuff that camera half-a-mile up his nostril!’ 😂😂

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2:37

[@laurencarman2580]

These insults just carry so much gravity because of the emphasis David Jason puts on them. He doesn’t even need to use actual swear words to make them count

[@n3bulav876]

“You are, you look like a blood donor who couldn’t say no!” Derrick Trotter, the man with the great insults

[@alexjones1985]

One of my favourites was when Del saw Rodders just leaning on the wall. " I know the government's on at us to save energy, but this is takin' the p...!!"

[@bulsaralinda]

Del Boy remains simply the best !!!

[@billbertboyce324]

1:18 was perfect! 🤣

[@odhranmccann1170]

YOU DOZY LITTLE TWONK RODNEYYYYYY XD

[@xFCold]

2:36 my all time favourite 'AND GENERAL WALLYNESS'

[@reds005]

Dozy little twonk is right up there

[@Thisistrulyoddtv_Mark]

Forty two carrot plonker you really are is missing

[@mjones179]

"Shu' up, you saucy old git"

[@smith0779]

'If your Grandad hadn't been a thief you could have been one of us" Australian car selling episode

[@ogproductions3173]

Nicholas Smith *villain*

[@seantaplin581]

season 1 episode 2

[@martinwilliamrandall]

It wasn't me Del, it was my brain

[@Herbsandspices100]

Most of these are directed at Rodney!

[@SKYDORMER]

The golden age of comedy imo. 😄

[@The_Nemeses]

"You... you really are a wally, you really are."

[@TheHoax55]

Love it! Well done

[@rukhsanahussain7187]

Dozy old twonk.. and dipstick have become regulars in my vocabulary... not to mention some of Del's French lines 😂😂😂😂❤

[@jaysmith2858]

"Mange Tout" and "Bonnet de Douche". 😂

[@ryannathan9620]

Whoever dislikes this is a dosey little twonk!

[@lukeypup95productions53]

“What’s this? The international year of Wally-brains or something?”

[@Desmodromic916]

1:02 I was trying to watch Dukes of Hazard!

[@christopherdrennan4947]

You dozy little Twonk Rodney!!!

[@katarinabrlic9147]

1:18 best one lol

[@beautybug83]

0:38 - you give my arse an headache 😂

[@elliewhite8531]

Now sit down before I knock you down

[@MasonTheTransportEthusiast]

Which disc is the insult where del says to Albert There you are mucky sod

[@MasonTheTransportEthusiast]

Macky old sod

[@lewdogzombies]

Oh shut up you tart!

[@jamesheath7601]

It’s in the episode who wants to be a millionaire

[@daleejenkinsonn6844]

The first dozy twonk is fuckin hilarious hahaha!

[@virginianeil6185]

my god , no " Rodney you plonker " , " oh Rodney, don't be a plonker all your life " , shocking ! 😯☺

[@dwaugh2215]

1:17 total brill! What episode was tha.

[@truthspeaker.377]

0:40 gets me all the time ...GIT!

[@samr1321]

Wa a plonka, w a plonka...

[@batbob3085]

You give my arse a head ache 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kayleighmatheson6047]

My grandad who’s Indian South African with half english half South African accent called me and my brother dipsticks growing up nearly everyday and would make us play dominoes and bet against each other just like the old days 😅🥰

[@TheConorsmithusa]

well for the last week or so iv'e been suffering from this pain in the arse!!

[@stuartbarclay7940]

0:48 Oh, shut up, you tart! XD!

[@Unicysis]

I told someone this on Instagram, and the stuck up cow only reported me

[@christopherdrennan5819]

My favourite is "Oh shut up you tart!"

[@kaaamaaaniaaak]

„WHAT A PLONKER!“

[@TheMyAlchemista]

My favourite "you wally" or "plonker"

[@Ikerpasillas11]

1:47 name of the episode pls!!!!

[@ANumber13]

Hope it's not a late answer for you. If you're referring to the one where Uncle Albert's in the wheelchair, the episode is called "Hole In One"

[@Ikerpasillas11]

yes. Thank you very much. i will watch it at once :)

[@lukewelford7359]

Ikerpasillas11 happy returns S4 E1.

[@lukewelford7359]

'ere ah there you are ya mucky ol' sod!

[@lukewelford7359]

'ere ah there you are ya mucky ol sod!

[@inaamishtiaq6322]

You must be the carrier what a blinding Christmas this turns be innit i mean some people get wisemen bearing gifts we get a wally with a disease 😂😂😂 0:32

[@o.h.8337]

There' no reference to 'Plonker' which he often said too. Would love to see a compilation of those!

[@angrymedic1710]

huh? no plonker referances? :(

[@martinzhang5676]

He made a separate video for all the instances when Del Boy said plonker.

[@muttley9520]

Yeah, what a plonker!

[@toontag1]

Del Boy's Plonker Compilation! :)

[@muttley9520]

Rodney Rude Nice one Rodney :). Great uploads BTW. Actually I had previously 'liked' it...what a plonker I am!

[@gurulapland9562]

You silly git

[@lukewelford7359]

0:49 name of episode pls?

[@bennyhill5004]

Luke Welford Homesick.

[@bradleythomasburdentrainta366]

1:57 Me when certain individuals fail to keep their shut over something they don't like that's far out of their control.

[@neemaanjaa1]

I head del boy say you wolly or something but idk how its written.. can anyone tell how is it written. Thanks :)

[@VaeVictis96]

The most british insults ever lmao

[@MrSupercar55]

4 plonkers disliked this video.

[@CockneyRebel1979]

Four twenty-four carat dipsticks.

[@michaelasquith]

Which 42 carat plonkers disliked Only Fools, And Horses ?.

[@chris95myers72]

Some people get wise men baring gifts. We get a wally with a disease 🤣🤣

[@JamesMezzatrainboy]

1:02 dozey old twonk

[@JackassJunior627]

I mean some people get wise men baring gifts. We get a wally with a disease!

[@nowaylon2008]

I'm disappointed, I was looking for "You pilchard".

[@planB-john]

Happy 77th birthday Sir

[@kacieplisetsky6911]

What is this? The international year of the wally brain or something?

[@H3TMH]

Got ya you martion git 😂😂😂

[@johnpattison1623]

Was there to help me with the other questions Danny asked for my email

[@Daredevil792Thefinalfantasy]

You Wally!

[@delboy315]

Class.

[@toontag1]

There were definitely a lot more!

[@wrighty_boyy8080]

1:18 favourite one😂😂😂

[@stag_gt]

“ oh shut.. up.. you ..TART”

[@johnpattison1623]

Funny dell boy

[@johnpattison1623]

Was there to be someone watching me having some

[@itzukgamer9919]

Theres more sauce than bottle of ketchup

[@JackassJunior627]

Lol could have sworn there was more!

[@rajnirvan3336]

You dipstick was originally a catchphrase used by Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzards

[@gavinthurston1239]

Not a plonker in sight :O

[@jamesheath7601]

2:37 😂

[@alexanderrobertnewby]

Where's "plonker" ?!

[@scottpeacock5492]

What is this the international year of Wally Brain or something, lol

[@MikeWildePredator]

You forgot *All* Of Derek "Del Boy" Trotter with his brother Rodney, Grandad Trotter, Uncle Albert Trotter & Boycie's Insults & Plonker compilations from All Episodes From Only Fools & Horses 1-7 And Specials.

[@MikeWildePredator]

In Fact Some Of Del Boy's Insults & Plonkers Are Missing.