Only Fools and Horses - Coffee and gravy

[@Dabhach1]

Albert's face as Del is berating him is just priceless. Perfect casting is what really made this show. And perfect writing. Perfect acting, perfect plot lines...

[@tomlacey9999]

It were just perfect then

[@parksyist]

Albert was always my favourite character

[@Paul-e6j8u]

HahahahahahA quality I still laugh even now 30 years on

[@EmPJ22]

They'll never be another show like this. Absolute perfection from David Jason.

[@RobRoyBoaz]

"Are you a naval man, Derek? No, no James, I'm more of a leg man myself." Totally and utterly priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wherethehellarewegoing]

Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier you ever sailed on, but now youve gone and knackered a gravy boat!!! A line so funny, it pops randomly into my head every once in a while and i start giggling.

[@ETH5626]

Del Boy: "Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you've ever sailed on, but now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!"

[@220274mark]

It's my favourite ever line of only fools. Comedy gold.

[@chromahx]

@@220274mark and mine 😂

[@Donte_Mac]

LOL

[@orchy1238]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottdickson8409]

That's one of the best lines in only fools ever

[@liammalcolm]

John Sullivan was pure genius.

[@TyMarshall007]

RIP John Sullivan

[@markharrison2544]

No, he just copied Steptoe & Son.

[@RobRoyBoaz]

Never been comedy quite like OFAH since. Totally the best sitcom ever to have come out of the UK.

[@markharrison2544]

It was just an unfunny racist series.

[@aaronhurst4379]

@@markharrison2544 If you hate OFAH so much, why are you viewing this video, let alone commenting on it?? You plonker

[@jamescopen9817]

this is years old....and yet it endures...and it will into the future..pure genius

[@billygiles3276]

Not only does it endure but it’s much better than anything today by a thousand miles.

[@jamescopen9817]

@@billygiles3276 too true billy

[@tonypalliser3761]

How is it possible to have so many funny lines in one sketch

[@billygiles3276]

2 words. John Sullivan.

[@Horsley-Green]

The best British comedy writer ever

[@WildProductionStudios]

Creative thinking

[@michaelasquith]

John Sullivan is a legendary comedy writer.

[@stuartwatkin3969]

I love how when Del is pouring coffee all over Uncle Alberts dinner that Rodney know something is wrong but doesn’t know just what.

[@rorymckernan8502]

Absolutely, you can tell. He doesn't want to ask, because there is guests. You can totally tell he's thinking. 'Now what's happened' Should've have been a deleted scene. With Rodney asking Del what went on. Rodney: What happened earlier, with the gravy. You poured loads on Albert's dinner. Del: it wasn't gravy, it was coffee, that dozy old git mixed them up. Rodney: I don't believe him.

[@LearnToFly182]

This is the true final episode as was intended. An absolute celebration of all of John Sullivan’s skill in one episode, quite brilliant. Never ever loved a series like this one. Tears and laughter together- takes a special writer to achieve that.

[@jdt3000]

"Are you a Naval man, Derek?" "Er... No, no James, I'm more of a leg man myself..." Absolutely classic...

[@paulcilia3707]

Huh 😯

[@rorymckernan502]

Paul Cilia Rodney’s reaction, he’s like ‘oh cosmic, cos bloody mic’

[@markfox1545]

@Arthur Morgan, Formerly 4th Chairman - are you for real? The navel is a specific point - the belly button - not an area. Ffs...

[@edsmith613]

This scene has me in stitches every single time. Im actually crying with laughter now 🤣🤣🤣😊

[@VoiceOfThe]

It’s Rodney’s ‘Oh god yes’ that I love. His facial expression as well as the delivery.

[@Delboy-hi1ld]

Priceless comedy. Never gets old. Still watch it to this day

[@bodieofci5418]

This eas shown just after my mum passed away. It made me laugh and put a smile back on my face.

[@MJQueenForever]

"Now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

3:04 GIT! Poor old grandad.

[@rorymckernan502]

UncleGweilo that’s uncle albert

[@johnjohnsilver]

MJ's Queen funniest bit hahaha

[@gilbertwhytemcrobbie7719]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevint4624]

😘

[@MrGeek91]

" Are you a navel man Derick? "No im more a leg man myself" Best line in any comedy show ever.

[@davidfarmer2049]

"No, I think what Dad meant was....." How did they act this stuff out.

[@billygiles3276]

Haha 😂

[@thecornedbeefcouncil9792]

Just brilliant. It's the way David Jason responds that makes it so good, it's like Delboy doesnt even seem to think that the question itself (or, what he thinks is the question) is bizarrely out of place for the company and the occasion 😂😂😂😂

[@davidfarmer2049]

@@thecornedbeefcouncil9792 It was carried off with brilliance no question about it. DJ trained as an electrician to start with is that right?

[@thecornedbeefcouncil9792]

David Farmer I dunno mate, great actor though

[@RJSRdg]

Love the way the audience gradually cotton on when Del says "Wait a minute...."

[@abd4175]

" Now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!" Priceless!!

[@SaltyMcBoatFace]

Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battleship you've been on .... now you've gone and knackerd a gravy boat 😂😂😂😂

[@stephensnell5707]

You mean knackered

[@tsxicrazyy7609]

@@stephensnell5707 shut up stephen smell

[@dashound6457]

Now you have knackered a gravy boat😂 pure class,only fools and horses what a cast and what a genius john sullivan amazing series xx

[@B1ggu5]

"Oh yes you'll have some..."

[@dougthedon2972]

You know how you like your gravy

[@dwaugh2215]

Git.

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

I love how Del forcefully pours too much “gravy” over Uncle Albert’s dinner after he says that. Bloody Brilliant!

[@VoiceOfThe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ianjeffery6744]

Uncle Albert really had some of the funniest moments...brilliant writing and acting!

[@antonSCORCHIN86]

"oh yes you'll have some. You know how you like your gravy" hahaha

[@jdjdjfdjfjfj2588]

One of the most funniest scenes to this day, we will never get writing calibre like this ever again.

[@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond]

it's hilarious, but i can't help feel so bad for Raquel. She worked so hard to make an excellent dinner, and Albert ruined it with one stupid mistake. At least when they taste the coffee they'll know what happened lol

[@danigreen5353]

Love them and watch them all the time...They are great!!👍

[@johntaylor6345]

The brilliance of writer John Sullivan. The acting genius of the cast. Fantastic. Can't stop laughing. Bloody funny. You Plonka Albert.

[@paperchain1239]

Lbh we've all watched this one a hundred times, but it is still pure unfettered genius.

[@Dalek44]

"Their only pouring Maxwell bleeding House over they're lamb loins and veg." XD

[@bradmassingham1292]

Lamb noisettes

[@dontlookatme3984]

*They're

[@johntaylor6345]

Just learned that Michael Jaysten who plays James Turner in this clip from only Fools died on the 5th February aged 88. He was a brilliant actor and also played the valeyard in the dr who 14 parter The Trial of a Time Lord opposite 6th Doctor Colin Baker. Sleep well you will be missed. Great actor.

[@Asgoodasitgets146]

so funny, such good writing, the gravy boat bit is one of the greatest pieces in comedy history lol

[@lordmfitzgerald3rd754]

The gravy boat has got to be one of the most funny and clever lines ever in comedy history!!

[@vincethomas961]

Legends this programme is timeless

[@jamesmcgrath578]

I just loved Rodney’s line, “ Amazing, you must have some stories to tell “, “ Oh God, yes “

[@MatthewOkot]

I love the dramatic way Del Boy says, "they're only doing it, they're only out there doing it now".

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

Yeah it kills me every time! 😂🤣😆

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

They're only out there doing it. They're only out there doing it now! This bit gets me EVERY time!

[@macdofglasgow772]

The concept is great, the gravy boat line is a belter and the naval man always gets me. One of the finest scenes. Del's face at the end does so well to convey that he knows the gravy-coffee will be hilarious but it's also not going to do his Raquel any good.

[@johnj2781]

Oh yes you’ll have some.........git

[@TyMarshall007]

it's the greatest show ever

[@DamiensTrainsandTravels]

Lol another classic scene, this show has so many no wonder it is the best british sitcom

[@MichaelSarkizzian]

their only doing it....their only out there doing it now!!

[@micksweeney384]

Defo one of my favourites with that sketch alone.

[@pearcegreatesteverleftback03]

LEGENDARY SERIES. THE VERY BEST. 😎👍🏻 Nothing will EVER better OFAH

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

"...git!" Bloody gets me every time. XD

[@DeanMoxley87]

Jordan McMahon you see Del laughing at he walks away

[@ph1669]

It's moments like this trig, where I realise what a 100% 42 karat genius Sullivan really is.

[@dOMINIClord-by3se]

Great as usual del boy should never of let uncle albert sort out the gravy amazing casting and did not think you could advertise on the bbc maxwell house coffee and gravy too .

[@martinireland.7452]

Always makes me lol, the look on Alberts face is pricrless,God be good to the man.

[@bradmassingham1292]

POURING MAXWELL BLEEDIN HOUSE😂😂

[@johntaylor6345]

Situation comedy at its very best. Carried out by the best method actors on the planet. Cushty!

[@vxrdrummer]

One of, if not the best, program ever made. Definitely beat comedy ever made. Scenes like this one are absolute genius. I remember watching all the specials and later seasons when they were first aired and Fools and Horses just couldn't be missed.

[@joegardiner4220]

I love how albert just storms out saying “ i ain’t havnn eny of it “ when hes caused the whole mess haha

[@Dunphy6000]

Every line is pure perfection. Just gets funnier every time I watch it 😂😂

[@jedionboard1233]

God i miss christmas day with no Fools and horses, CLASSIC,

[@chrisrowe8926]

1:44 You could tell David Jason was struggling to keep a straight face 😂😂

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

"they're only doing it. They're only out there doing it now - pouring Maxwell house bleedin 'ouse!' 😂🤣😆

[@mashpolson1]

"They're only doing it...… They’re only out there doing it now!!" XD

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

They didn't smell it! 😆🤣😂😂 But his delivery absolutely killed it!

[@shugaroony]

The writing and acting is just so good, even the jokes that weren't to do with the mix-up. Still the best ever. :D

[@applemask]

THEY'RE ONLY OUT THERE DOING IT NOW

[@porloh7178]

THEY’RE *ONLY* POURING MAXWELL BLEEDIN’ HOUSE ALL OVER THEIR LAMB NOISETTES ‘N’ VEG...

[@shortandstylish]

😆😆😆

[@TyMarshall007]

I don't believe you ... Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battleship you've been on .... now you've gone and knackerd a gravy boat

[@davidhoward2487]

I know! And the way he delivers the line....

[@chrisrowe7503]

They're only out there doing it now 😂😂😂

[@patrickhodkinson25]

Alberts face when Raquel says "I'll get the coffee" priceless!

[@nathannewns9644]

By far one of the funniest scenes on ofah

[@ThePrinceOrtmayer]

Man's a legend, smell it this is bloody gravy

[@tomlacey9999]

"Gravy Albert ." "No thanks love " " OOOH YES YOU WILL!!!!!!!!!!!" Classic

[@seanhuds229]

Of course you will, we all know how you like your gravey.

[@martinputt6421]

@@seanhuds229 Bon appetit... (quieter) Git

[@seanhuds229]

@@martinputt6421 Easily one of the funnoest scenes, ive remembered it since the first time I seen it, about 20 years ago.

[@martinputt6421]

@@seanhuds229 One of my favourites along with Uncle Albert drinking the "apple juice"

[@seanhuds229]

@@martinputt6421 Oh I remember that, I found myself doing elvis impressions going "awwurghhhh" when watching it the first time.

[@shadowwalkers1899]

One of the funniest clips I’ve seen love it , there only out there doing it now pouring Maxwell bleeding house over there lamb and veg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@n3bulav876]

‘I don’t believe you, not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battleship that you’ve ever sailed on but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat!’

[@n19ntendods]

I felt bad for Albert when Del doused his dinner with coffee, lol! 3:03 That delivery is top notch, too!

[@archieindoorschallis2885]

You mean doused his dinner with coffee?

[@n19ntendods]

@@archieindoorschallis2885 You know what I mean. 😅

[@graemeknowles1431]

Fantastic British comedy. Outstanding actors. Love it👍

[@thomaslalor6109]

'now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!' love that line!

[@shadowwalkers1899]

One of the funniest clips ever from the best uk comedy ever it’s the bit when Del realises they’ve eaten them checks ‘ there only doing it now ‘ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thursdaym2]

No doubt, no matter what, we have the greatest sense of humour in the world..

[@mackenziematola6095]

I m sorry if you are not laughing watching this you have no soul in you, I dying laughing at this and I ve seen this a thousand times!! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@TheSlickest]

This entire scene is just genius. RIP John Sullivan

[@sarahwatkins4520]

Imagine if Albert was on Come Dine With Me 😂😂

[@ScreenBlaster13]

Del saying: "I don't believe you! Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battle ship that you've ever sailed on. But now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also the way Del punished Albert 2:49-3:05. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best Bits!

[@dante4ever563]

THIS ANT COFFEE! SMELL IT! I BLOODY GRAVY❤😂

[@louisstone7525]

“They’re only out there doing it now” 😂😂😂

[@TrevorHolohan]

One of the most funniest comedy moments in British history that never gets old. Ingenious writing by the late, great John Sullivan there. "They're only doing it! They're only out there doing it now! They're only out there pouring Maxwell bleeding House all over their lamb noisettes and veg! I don't believe you! NOT ONLY HAVE YOU MANAGED TO SINK EVERY AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND BATTLESHIP THAT YOU HAVE EVER SAILED ON, BUT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND KNACKERED THE GRAVY BOAT!!!" This still has me in uncontrollable laughter every time! Classic! 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lindamanas6735]

Michael Jayston is a lovely actor! Wonderful!

[@johntaylor6345]

Sadly Michael Jayston has died. 5th February 2024. He was 88 years old. A Brilliant actor.

[@lindamanas6735]

@@johntaylor6345 Yes very sad. And absolutely appalling that he wasn’t even mentioned on any of the news channels. Disgusting. The best ever Rochester and brilliant as Neville in ‘ A Bit of a do’ .

[@davefilms345]

Greatest British comedy show ever made

[@Thesimon221]

This is my favourite scene in only fools and wow their are so many great ones

[@thomaslalor6109]

'now you have gone and knackered a gravy boat' 🤣🤣🤣 classic line!

[@johnhuggins1394]

"I don't beleeeeve you,not only did you manage to sink a naval ship,but now you have knackered a gravy boat!!"Classic!

[@ScoreGuru123]

greatest UK comedy of all time

[@scsutton1]

The one thing that strikes me about this scene is just how much times have changed. Back then, if you were hosting a dinner party at your residence, you and your guests would get dressed up smartly, suit and tie, dress and matching accessories: nowadays, it's barely even smart casual and that's something I miss.

[@hotjani809]

I watch this guy's all most every night before I go sleep just too take my mine way from this tr time my Good God they was so good ❣️

[@charlottecole5281]

Years ago I lived near Buster merryfield

[@bramwell948]

Charlotte Cole tell us more was he just as nice in real life

[@mahrifelice1427]

Charlotte Cole i was born in the hospital he died in 👍🏼👍🏼

[@ghostofoutlaw]

@sparkyinbath I used to live in Ringwood. He actually lived in Burley. We used to see him every weekend when we would go to our mates place in Burley for band practice haha He was such a nice guy!

[@tonywilliams5529]

Whom cares?

[@dawngilmour6961]

You've gone and knackered the gravy boat Uncle Albert. Imagine you being in our house doing this. Mam would laugh and just serve the coffee boat with biscuits! Dad actually did this one sunday lunch Mam laughed about it. Great stuff xx

[@christineparsons2384]

Children always tell it how it is. Lol. Love it.

[@maidenslayer]

My grandad really did this.

[@MetalAddict6810]

Hahaha

[@VCYT]

...an then became president of the USA

[@paulwoodburn3735]

my grandad used washing powder for coffee mate! my grandma kept them in tubs when they went on holliday... he didnt even notice!!!

[@iftkhin3317]

@LEWFC How do you know? It could quite easily be any of the last five or six that the USA have had!

[@jamesmcgrath578]

“Amazing, you must have some stories to tell “ “ Oh God, yes “ 😂😂😂

[@stevelewis515]

Great comedy from start to finish 😅👏👏👏👏👏

[@JJ-Malone]

I ended up making vanilla beef gravy other day, Mixing up the corn flour with Vanilla powder to thicken gravy. I feel you Uncle Albert! lol

[@alsamazinganimals6822]

Kids today won't appreciate the humour of the golden years

[@magiccamden]

I can watch o.f.a.h on a repeat all over. Great staff.😂😂😂😂

[@redfox14-ffox]

"Now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat" "GIT!" 🤣

[@meganbantam1558]

This makes me laugh so much it's so funny😂😂❤️❤️

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I love how he forces Uncle to have some.

[@jackismith4538]

🤣😂 absolute classic,love it 👍 take care everyone.xx

[@T0FFII]

"I'LL MIX YOU UP IN A MINUTE!.... wait a minute."

[@maninst7145]

This is when british tv was great!!

[@thecornedbeefcouncil9792]

Absolute gold..."are you a Naval man Derrick?"

[@rorymckernan502]

No he’s more of a leg man.

[@Paul-e6j8u]

30 odd years on and im still aching with laughter especially when he pours the coffee over Uncle Alberts dinner 😅😅😅