Only Fools and Horses - Coffee and gravy

[@Wherethehellarewegoing]

Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier you ever sailed on, but now youve gone and knackered a gravy boat!!! A line so funny, it pops randomly into my head every once in a while and i start giggling.

[@EmPJ22]

They'll never be another show like this. Absolute perfection from David Jason.

[@Dabhach1]

Albert's face as Del is berating him is just priceless. Perfect casting is what really made this show. And perfect writing. Perfect acting, perfect plot lines...

[@tomlacey9999]

It were just perfect then

[@parksyist]

Albert was always my favourite character

[@Paul-e6j8u]

HahahahahahA quality I still laugh even now 30 years on

[@ETH5626]

Del Boy: "Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you've ever sailed on, but now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!"

[@220274mark]

It's my favourite ever line of only fools. Comedy gold.

[@chromahx]

@@220274mark and mine 😂

[@Donte_Mac]

LOL

[@orchy1238]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottdickson8409]

That's one of the best lines in only fools ever

[@jamescopen9817]

this is years old....and yet it endures...and it will into the future..pure genius

[@billygiles3276]

Not only does it endure but it’s much better than anything today by a thousand miles.

[@jamescopen9817]

@@billygiles3276 too true billy

[@RobRoyBoaz]

"Are you a naval man, Derek? No, no James, I'm more of a leg man myself." Totally and utterly priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johntaylor6345]

Just learned that Michael Jaysten who plays James Turner in this clip from only Fools died on the 5th February aged 88. He was a brilliant actor and also played the valeyard in the dr who 14 parter The Trial of a Time Lord opposite 6th Doctor Colin Baker. Sleep well you will be missed. Great actor.

[@abd4175]

" Now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!" Priceless!!

[@LearnToFly182]

This is the true final episode as was intended. An absolute celebration of all of John Sullivan’s skill in one episode, quite brilliant. Never ever loved a series like this one. Tears and laughter together- takes a special writer to achieve that.

[@tonypalliser3761]

How is it possible to have so many funny lines in one sketch

[@billygiles3276]

2 words. John Sullivan.

[@Horsley-Green]

The best British comedy writer ever

[@WildProductionStudios]

Creative thinking

[@michaelasquith]

John Sullivan is a legendary comedy writer.

[@edsmith613]

This scene has me in stitches every single time. Im actually crying with laughter now 🤣🤣🤣😊

[@MJQueenForever]

"Now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

3:04 GIT! Poor old grandad.

[@rorymckernan502]

UncleGweilo that’s uncle albert

[@johnjohnsilver]

MJ's Queen funniest bit hahaha

[@gilbertwhytemcrobbie7719]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevint4624]

😘

[@VoiceOfThe]

It’s Rodney’s ‘Oh god yes’ that I love. His facial expression as well as the delivery.

[@stuartwatkin3969]

I love how when Del is pouring coffee all over Uncle Alberts dinner that Rodney know something is wrong but doesn’t know just what.

[@rorymckernan8502]

Absolutely, you can tell. He doesn't want to ask, because there is guests. You can totally tell he's thinking. 'Now what's happened' Should've have been a deleted scene. With Rodney asking Del what went on. Rodney: What happened earlier, with the gravy. You poured loads on Albert's dinner. Del: it wasn't gravy, it was coffee, that dozy old git mixed them up. Rodney: I don't believe him.

[@liammalcolm]

John Sullivan was pure genius.

[@TyMarshall007]

RIP John Sullivan

[@markharrison2544]

No, he just copied Steptoe & Son.

[@RobRoyBoaz]

Never been comedy quite like OFAH since. Totally the best sitcom ever to have come out of the UK.

[@markharrison2544]

It was just an unfunny racist series.

[@aaronhurst4379]

@@markharrison2544 If you hate OFAH so much, why are you viewing this video, let alone commenting on it?? You plonker

[@bodieofci5418]

This eas shown just after my mum passed away. It made me laugh and put a smile back on my face.

[@Delboy-hi1ld]

Priceless comedy. Never gets old. Still watch it to this day

[@lordmfitzgerald3rd754]

The gravy boat has got to be one of the most funny and clever lines ever in comedy history!!

[@MrGeek91]

" Are you a navel man Derick? "No im more a leg man myself" Best line in any comedy show ever.

[@davidfarmer2049]

"No, I think what Dad meant was....." How did they act this stuff out.

[@billygiles3276]

Haha 😂

[@thecornedbeefcouncil9792]

Just brilliant. It's the way David Jason responds that makes it so good, it's like Delboy doesnt even seem to think that the question itself (or, what he thinks is the question) is bizarrely out of place for the company and the occasion 😂😂😂😂

[@davidfarmer2049]

@@thecornedbeefcouncil9792 It was carried off with brilliance no question about it. DJ trained as an electrician to start with is that right?

[@thecornedbeefcouncil9792]

David Farmer I dunno mate, great actor though

[@johntaylor6345]

The brilliance of writer John Sullivan. The acting genius of the cast. Fantastic. Can't stop laughing. Bloody funny. You Plonka Albert.

[@jdt3000]

"Are you a Naval man, Derek?" "Er... No, no James, I'm more of a leg man myself..." Absolutely classic...

[@paulcilia3707]

Huh 😯

[@rorymckernan502]

Paul Cilia Rodney’s reaction, he’s like ‘oh cosmic, cos bloody mic’

[@markfox1545]

@Arthur Morgan, Formerly 4th Chairman - are you for real? The navel is a specific point - the belly button - not an area. Ffs...

[@RJSRdg]

Love the way the audience gradually cotton on when Del says "Wait a minute...."

[@ianjeffery6744]

Uncle Albert really had some of the funniest moments...brilliant writing and acting!

[@antonSCORCHIN86]

"oh yes you'll have some. You know how you like your gravy" hahaha

[@SaltyMcBoatFace]

Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battleship you've been on .... now you've gone and knackerd a gravy boat 😂😂😂😂

[@stephensnell5707]

You mean knackered

[@tsxicrazyy7609]

@@stephensnell5707 shut up stephen smell

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

They're only out there doing it. They're only out there doing it now! This bit gets me EVERY time!

[@dashound6457]

Now you have knackered a gravy boat😂 pure class,only fools and horses what a cast and what a genius john sullivan amazing series xx

[@B1ggu5]

"Oh yes you'll have some..."

[@dougthedon2972]

You know how you like your gravy

[@dwaugh2215]

Git.

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

I love how Del forcefully pours too much “gravy” over Uncle Albert’s dinner after he says that. Bloody Brilliant!

[@VoiceOfThe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dalek44]

"Their only pouring Maxwell bleeding House over they're lamb loins and veg." XD

[@bradmassingham1292]

Lamb noisettes

[@dontlookatme3984]

*They're

[@jamesmcgrath578]

I just loved Rodney’s line, “ Amazing, you must have some stories to tell “, “ Oh God, yes “

[@vincethomas961]

Legends this programme is timeless

[@jdjdjfdjfjfj2588]

One of the most funniest scenes to this day, we will never get writing calibre like this ever again.

[@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond]

it's hilarious, but i can't help feel so bad for Raquel. She worked so hard to make an excellent dinner, and Albert ruined it with one stupid mistake. At least when they taste the coffee they'll know what happened lol

[@paperchain1239]

Lbh we've all watched this one a hundred times, but it is still pure unfettered genius.

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

"...git!" Bloody gets me every time. XD

[@DeanMoxley87]

Jordan McMahon you see Del laughing at he walks away

[@danigreen5353]

Love them and watch them all the time...They are great!!👍

[@martinireland.7452]

Always makes me lol, the look on Alberts face is pricrless,God be good to the man.

[@Dunphy6000]

Every line is pure perfection. Just gets funnier every time I watch it 😂😂

[@micksweeney384]

Defo one of my favourites with that sketch alone.

[@Asgoodasitgets146]

so funny, such good writing, the gravy boat bit is one of the greatest pieces in comedy history lol

[@DamiensTrainsandTravels]

Lol another classic scene, this show has so many no wonder it is the best british sitcom

[@pearcegreatesteverleftback03]

LEGENDARY SERIES. THE VERY BEST. 😎👍🏻 Nothing will EVER better OFAH

[@macdofglasgow772]

The concept is great, the gravy boat line is a belter and the naval man always gets me. One of the finest scenes. Del's face at the end does so well to convey that he knows the gravy-coffee will be hilarious but it's also not going to do his Raquel any good.

[@TrevorHolohan]

One of the most funniest comedy moments in British history that never gets old. Ingenious writing by the late, great John Sullivan there. "They're only doing it! They're only out there doing it now! They're only out there pouring Maxwell bleeding House all over their lamb noisettes and veg! I don't believe you! NOT ONLY HAVE YOU MANAGED TO SINK EVERY AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND BATTLESHIP THAT YOU HAVE EVER SAILED ON, BUT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND KNACKERED THE GRAVY BOAT!!!" This still has me in uncontrollable laughter every time! Classic! 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johntaylor6345]

Situation comedy at its very best. Carried out by the best method actors on the planet. Cushty!

[@patrickhodkinson25]

Alberts face when Raquel says "I'll get the coffee" priceless!

[@tomlacey9999]

"Gravy Albert ." "No thanks love " " OOOH YES YOU WILL!!!!!!!!!!!" Classic

[@seanhuds229]

Of course you will, we all know how you like your gravey.

[@martinputt6421]

@@seanhuds229 Bon appetit... (quieter) Git

[@seanhuds229]

@@martinputt6421 Easily one of the funnoest scenes, ive remembered it since the first time I seen it, about 20 years ago.

[@martinputt6421]

@@seanhuds229 One of my favourites along with Uncle Albert drinking the "apple juice"

[@seanhuds229]

@@martinputt6421 Oh I remember that, I found myself doing elvis impressions going "awwurghhhh" when watching it the first time.

[@MatthewOkot]

I love the dramatic way Del Boy says, "they're only doing it, they're only out there doing it now".

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

Yeah it kills me every time! 😂🤣😆

[@mackenziematola6095]

I m sorry if you are not laughing watching this you have no soul in you, I dying laughing at this and I ve seen this a thousand times!! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@mashpolson1]

"They're only doing it...… They’re only out there doing it now!!" XD

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

They didn't smell it! 😆🤣😂😂 But his delivery absolutely killed it!

[@nathannewns9644]

By far one of the funniest scenes on ofah

[@jedionboard1233]

God i miss christmas day with no Fools and horses, CLASSIC,

[@shugaroony]

The writing and acting is just so good, even the jokes that weren't to do with the mix-up. Still the best ever. :D

[@bradmassingham1292]

POURING MAXWELL BLEEDIN HOUSE😂😂

[@shadowwalkers1899]

One of the funniest clips ever from the best uk comedy ever it’s the bit when Del realises they’ve eaten them checks ‘ there only doing it now ‘ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThePrinceOrtmayer]

Man's a legend, smell it this is bloody gravy

[@thomaslalor6109]

'now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!' love that line!

[@thomaslalor6109]

'now you have gone and knackered a gravy boat' 🤣🤣🤣 classic line!

[@chrisrowe7503]

They're only out there doing it now 😂😂😂

[@Paul-e6j8u]

30 odd years on and im still aching with laughter especially when he pours the coffee over Uncle Alberts dinner 😅😅😅

[@dante4ever563]

THIS ANT COFFEE! SMELL IT! I BLOODY GRAVY❤😂

[@sarahwatkins4520]

Imagine if Albert was on Come Dine With Me 😂😂

[@vxrdrummer]

One of, if not the best, program ever made. Definitely beat comedy ever made. Scenes like this one are absolute genius. I remember watching all the specials and later seasons when they were first aired and Fools and Horses just couldn't be missed.

[@louisstone7525]

“They’re only out there doing it now” 😂😂😂

[@ScoreGuru123]

greatest UK comedy of all time

[@shadowwalkers1899]

One of the funniest clips I’ve seen love it , there only out there doing it now pouring Maxwell bleeding house over there lamb and veg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redfox14-ffox]

"Now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat" "GIT!" 🤣

[@joegardiner4220]

I love how albert just storms out saying “ i ain’t havnn eny of it “ when hes caused the whole mess haha

[@graemeknowles1431]

Fantastic British comedy. Outstanding actors. Love it👍

[@jamesmcgrath578]

“Amazing, you must have some stories to tell “ “ Oh God, yes “ 😂😂😂

[@jackismith4538]

🤣😂 absolute classic,love it 👍 take care everyone.xx

[@TheSlickest]

This entire scene is just genius. RIP John Sullivan

[@stevelewis515]

Great comedy from start to finish 😅👏👏👏👏👏

[@garyproffitt5941]

Get some Specsavers with extra glasses Uncle Albert with Oxo gravy and Maxwell House coffee and German U-boats laughing to a tee🤣👍 Only Fools and Horses - Coffee and gravy -- Rest in peace Buster Merryfield... During the conflict and laughing instant less and what a saint.

[@chrisrowe8926]

1:44 You could tell David Jason was struggling to keep a straight face 😂😂

[@CamCam-mq6ji]

"they're only doing it. They're only out there doing it now - pouring Maxwell house bleedin 'ouse!' 😂🤣😆

[@lindamanas6735]

Michael Jayston is a lovely actor! Wonderful!

[@johntaylor6345]

Sadly Michael Jayston has died. 5th February 2024. He was 88 years old. A Brilliant actor.

[@lindamanas6735]

@@johntaylor6345 Yes very sad. And absolutely appalling that he wasn’t even mentioned on any of the news channels. Disgusting. The best ever Rochester and brilliant as Neville in ‘ A Bit of a do’ .

[@ph1669]

It's moments like this trig, where I realise what a 100% 42 karat genius Sullivan really is.

[@johnhuggins1394]

"I don't beleeeeve you,not only did you manage to sink a naval ship,but now you have knackered a gravy boat!!"Classic!

[@christineparsons2384]

Children always tell it how it is. Lol. Love it.

[@MichaelSarkizzian]

their only doing it....their only out there doing it now!!

[@Thursdaym2]

No doubt, no matter what, we have the greatest sense of humour in the world..

[@n19ntendods]

I felt bad for Albert when Del doused his dinner with coffee, lol! 3:03 That delivery is top notch, too!

[@archieindoorschallis2885]

You mean doused his dinner with coffee?

[@n19ntendods]

@@archieindoorschallis2885 You know what I mean. 😅

[@shrekthedeck9536]

4:07 the way he looked at Albert 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnj2781]

Oh yes you’ll have some.........git

[@TyMarshall007]

it's the greatest show ever

[@n3bulav876]

‘I don’t believe you, not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battleship that you’ve ever sailed on but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat!’

[@Thesimon221]

This is my favourite scene in only fools and wow their are so many great ones

[@soavader9641]

"Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battle ship that youve ever sailed on, but now youve gone and knackered a gravy boat!" EVERYTIME I hear that, I break 😂😂

[@abbiematthews4775]

I like it when Del Boy says I'll mix you up in a minute 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JaAoM-x3r]

to this day it still has me in hysterics 🤣

[@joemay2640]

Clasic what a genius John Sulivan was ❤

[@dOMINIClord-by3se]

Great as usual del boy should never of let uncle albert sort out the gravy amazing casting and did not think you could advertise on the bbc maxwell house coffee and gravy too .

[@Andyc18]

Maxwell bleedin' 'ouse! 😂😂

[@hotjani809]

I watch this guy's all most every night before I go sleep just too take my mine way from this tr time my Good God they was so good ❣️

[@ScreenBlaster13]

Del saying: "I don't believe you! Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battle ship that you've ever sailed on. But now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also the way Del punished Albert 2:49-3:05. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best Bits!

[@dawngilmour6961]

You've gone and knackered the gravy boat Uncle Albert. Imagine you being in our house doing this. Mam would laugh and just serve the coffee boat with biscuits! Dad actually did this one sunday lunch Mam laughed about it. Great stuff xx

[@CarolAllen-g2p]

I love only fools and horses especially uncle Albert ❤

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I love how he forces Uncle to have some.

[@MsFanmail]

i just love uncle albert

[@phantom_fox_blue4384]

MsFanmail R.I.P. Buster Merryfield.

[@OneElevenClub]

Grandad was better

[@ELLIOT1311]

TheClubnet Albert was better than grandad

[@shugaroony]

@How Marvellous Am I Yes he was.

[@bensmithkent22]

@@ELLIOT1311 turned out to be. I think the death of grandad the introduction and evolution of albert added something extra to the show. It could have gone horribly wrong but didnt. Grandad didnt really leave the flat or chair but was when he did was great like the ethnic tours episode or decorating denzils flat and chandelier. However albert became part of the pub crowd and featured more. The naval war tales, the bad piano playing and sneaking the brandy no matter how predictable at times made him a legend. Some classic lines too elsewhere. Some might argue could it have run so long with just grandad?

[@magiccamden]

I can watch o.f.a.h on a repeat all over. Great staff.😂😂😂😂

[@alsamazinganimals6822]

Kids today won't appreciate the humour of the golden years

[@derrickmcalphin6520]

Comes back in the kitchen....."There only doing it". There only doing it now. 😂😂😂