Delusional Female Tech Workers "Vibing & Thriving"

[@HunterTN]

As someone who worked at a big 4 accounting firm, we hated these people. We were working like dogs most of the year while the "soft skill" people are getting third breakfast and deciding where they'll go for a 2 hour lunch.

[@monder1060]

What are they even supposed to do? Why are they there again?

[@DMAN99]

What exactly is the function of their jobs? Every video on these kinds of workers shows at best, brainstorming ideas and then hanging about doing nothing.

[@asdfbeau]

​@@DMAN99 Their function is communication. What OP leaves out is that the people who do the work are almost-always horrible at strategy, so the executive-class hires these middle-men to filter & summarize; that's it. I work with these people, from the other side. I would much rather work directly with our engineers, because they're smart and capable...but (most of the time) I cannot overcome (edit: an engineers) fixation on minutiae, over-confidence, and over-reactiveness.

[@shamarirobinson6432]

Ahh, I remember KPMG, the soul crushing hours reconciliation, and auditing fixed asset accounts while girls in the marketing department went out for pizza. Ah, the depression.

[@HunterTN]

@@DMAN99 They are essentially professional glazers. Their job is to glaze their glazing counterparts at the client company. It allows both parties to look busy with all the "scrums" and "touchbase" meetings they plaster all over their calendars.

[@thejaegerbomber99]

Remember: this is the same kind of people that lecture everyone else about their privileges.

[@sjent]

Because those parasites genuinely believe that they entitled to EVERYTHING, due to mere fact of their existence. Meaning that getting less than everything is "oppression", while if they do anything, it is them "going above and beyond"(as they already "contribute" by existing). Feminism is quite logical, once you understand that their logic is a logic of pure parasitism. They are for equality except in their utopia separation is not 50/50, where you do 50% of the work an get proportionate 50% of benefits. In their minds it is separated "horizontally", where women get 100% of benefits, while men get 100% of the work. Where women get 100% of power, while men get 100% of responsibilities. Etc. It is completely perverted, but is a sound logic in its own completely broken way.

[@The13thRonin]

It's cute that you still don't understand that was just about gaining power.

[@theinfidel2143]

These are the same kind of people who unironically chose the bear. Grizzle Grizzle.

[@panzer00]

​@@The13thRonin seems like youre projecting

[@V1489Cygni]

And who compIain about capitaIism. GirI's Iiving the sociaIist dream: reIying on -Iate- terminaI stage unproductive corporatized capitaIism... to Iive out of other peopIe's work.

[@FrankS111]

All these “boss babe” tech workers seem to do at work is eat, work out, and have frivolous meetings

[@veryStupidInternet]

Hey, take that back! It's hard work filling all those quotas!

[@chavaspada]

They manufacture a narrative so when all the tech workers get replaced nobody will care because "they didn't do anything productive"

[@Peregrinus86]

@@veryStupidInternet true.. i'm a “tech guy” from germany, most of the “tech girls” in the industry are filling in for some quota and can't even install windows on their own ...i guess thats why they work with "Post-Its" :)

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

forgot the part where they gossip for hours and create a toxic workplace

[@just_another_marvel_dc_gee4004]

These poor souls have to sit in front of a screen and fill excel sheets for an hour every day before they get to go on their Yoga classes, luxury happy hours or work-detox walks! ONE WHOLE HOUR OF EXCEL SHEETS! Don't you understand the horror of such a thing?!

[@Cris-dm1nt]

I would love to see day in the life of an overworked middle aged man with back pain instead.

[@Phantom86d]

There are a lot of isekais that start that way...

[@UnknownJorge]

Say no more fam. 7-11 breakfast, deep sigh and unaliving thoughts before exiting the car in the parking lot, sandwich and water bottle lunch from home eaten in the car so I don’t talk to coworkers, and letting out a primal scream on the way back home alone in the car before I eat cereal for dinner while watching Papa Gundam videos before visiting the Hub, crying myself to sleep, and repeat the next day.

[@ginjaedgy49]

go watch a brickie video haha

[@baugusted]

​@@UnknownJorge have you been watching me?

[@zlongmore8866]

I know one thing that's for certain there's a segment of that day devoted to stretching out your back

[@irishbob26]

We cant give you a raise because we hire 12 women to sit around and eat.

[@Jjj2dd]

Got to justify that budget

[@Azula-nt7uc]

I bet she’ll still complain that working is hard

[@IridescentW]

Gotta hit that diversity quota

[@InvadeNormandy]

The architect?!

[@jeepnj2502]

I notice how these "tech" jobs all seem to involve just eating and talking to other ppl in meetings. Theyre never like "today i sat down and worked on a kernel issue" or "ppl were complaining of dropped frame rates and network stability issues so i spent some time examining that last patch code" It just shows they are strictly quota hires

[@dhjeueuefelen]

by “tech” they mean ux and it usually is abt just designing fancy pixels ai can do so

[@bosshog8844]

@@dhjeueuefelen they're not even doing anything useful on front-end work. They're just... there.. existing and taking up space.

[@ZxRipredxZ]

I would bet most of these "tech workers" work in managerial/business positions which is why you never see them doing anything like that

[@opencase9903]

Doesnt stop them from being full of themselves and believing they're too good for a man actually rolling up his sleeves and getting busy hands dirty (literally or figuratively, as the actual developer solving real issues would)

[@justanotheridiotguy]

Yeah cuz there's like 3 engineers with actual skills in a basement doing all the work and 18 people in a meeting room "planning" how the 3 people should be doing their job lol

[@Foxstab]

This is how Elon was able to fire 75% of Twitter.

[@Snoupity]

exactly

[@joxyjoxyjoxy1]

And suffer zero loss of production.

[@karlbro7287]

Yes, he was probably surprised how bad it really was and how much flesh he could cut off.

[@HattoriHanzo-fg8cy]

@@joxyjoxyjoxy1 Production actually increased after the firings.

[@joxyjoxyjoxy1]

@HattoriHanzo-fg8cy No doubt. No dead weight for everyone else to pull along. Probably ended a lot of bitterness among the real workers.

[@copperhead5304]

Women after clocking out of their hard day of doing nothing of value:

[@BH-yk5cn]

This reminds me of the group phot from Twitter where it was a bunch of white women and when it became X it was a group Asian man.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

Then the fruit of their "hard work" is suddenly revealed, like that gay Jaguar ad

[@JionKitsuen]

Yes then brag about your job being a long term vacation instead of work of just spouting nonsense and talking about nothing work related.

[@MidnightatMidian]

@@BH-yk5cn Musk fired 80% of the twitter team that weren't meaningful to the company. Or where just not working, at home. Turned out to be mostly women.. How strange.

[@chavaspada]

They are doing PR for companies, their job is to be useless so when they announce layoffs people will cheer because "they didn't do anything of value"

[@sagefields]

Narcissism is the unifying theme in all these tech girl videos.

[@sylvesterstillalone]

yet that’s the first word in their vocabulary

[@jbw3118]

What an evil smile she has.

[@aleksazunjic9672]

No reason to envy them. Ever saw middle-aged female tech worker ? They usually fire them when they are no longer young, happy and pretty.

[@emdo.unlimited555]

Remove "tech" and your statement still stands

[@richardwilson230]

Unfortunately, egotistical narcissism is the currency of the day. I didn't have "People drowning in their own smugness while huffing their own farts for clicks and likes is the downfall of America" on my bingo card, but here we are nonetheless.

[@loosemeatsamich3689]

They work in “tech” yet do absolutely nothing, and get paid 6 figures…mind boggling how this works.

[@babur2887]

Like how they got the job?

[@tmhamoty]

And there’s thousands of cs majors with insane portfolios who can’t get employed… yet people like her exist.

[@HattoriHanzo-fg8cy]

I bet she struggles with a "smart" dishwasher though.

[@Retr0Br0]

​@@tmhamoty yes but those are non-people of non-color so they don't count as human beings.

[@imthinknarby]

Nepotism

[@slayer1505]

Aggressively average HR women getting a luxury lifestyle “we have to cut costs guys!”. meanwhile engineering is getting laid off

[@JC-hp7pc]

Nah these women get canned faster than spam.

[@shadowmarez7457]

1. Wakes up around 9ish, Eats Yogurt and Honey because "Health" 2. Free Uber to work 3. Gets a free drink and CroissantWitch 4. Brain Storming session for 30mins 5. Grabs SweetGreen for Lunch which is "Soooo G00D" 6. Buys a new computer and Makes The Switch. 7. Brain-Storms for another 30 minutes 8. Uber to a Restaurant for Wine. 9. Take a tour of the city you live in. 10. Uber to Another restaurant for More Drinks and Pizza. Looks like a Long day of BrainStorming, I Wonder how much this is costing the company.

[@lnx648]

I don't, but you can bet that it's costing the life and sanity of the poor devs having to turn this ret***** bullshit into reality.

[@rosylagoon3600]

Lmaoo 🤣

[@KaiPetro]

Not buy. Pester company to switch her work PC for a 3x more expensive Mac because it is smooth and hip.

[@odindarkll3706]

Basically, this.

[@sporkybutterz]

These are the people that are advertising not to get hired by sane future employers. Also the ones that get cut first and then get on social media crying about how unfair it is.

[@rogerborg]

As a mere male tech worker, meetings are what _stahp_ me from doing what I'm paid to do.

[@RmnGnzlz]

It's okay, once the meeting is over you can get back to work and get it done while the girls think about their volleyball match later that day.

[@wellhungindung]

Well said, women would rather meet than work. They simply cannot stop talking.

[@gimik2593]

I ask my boss constantly why I need to have some of the meetings on my calendar. Minimum I have is 3 a day, and counted having 13 one day at 30 mins to an hour a pop. I started staying later to get actual work done to get some sort of fulfillment out of the job.

[@mabm4310]

@@gimik2593what are the meetings even about? Do girls like these actually do any work? I don’t think their job is needed. Tech job? Would technology stop if these kind of jobs didn’t exist? Nope.

[@weismeister121]

​@@wellhungindung True that. I commute to work by bus, and walking to the bus stations and in traffic, i see women constantly on the phone talking...it's just insane

[@davidebel6771]

1:40 Her "brainstorming session" is pushing the button on a random word generator. I'm speechless.

[@yunusgokcen174]

😂😂😂

[@Flesh_Wizard]

brainzapping

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Oogaa booga

[@ddhb223sfyn]

Bro😭

[@Falconlibrary]

"I see on your resume that you're fluent in Word Salad 2.0."

[@ThePressurizer]

Oh yes, the brainstorming sessions with the colorful paper. And then we pin these "ideas" that nobody will ever read or do anything with to a board and feel like we've accomplished something.

[@py_a_thon]

Whatever happened to the "white board" design methodology? Iirc, the first Halo videogame had most of the level design on an eraseable whiteboard...and nowhere else. That was super stupid, yet then again they were also working like 60+ hours a week...and ended up creating one of the best videogames of all time.

[@Thegr8khans]

@@py_a_thonthose were probably men

[@py_a_thon]

@@Thegr8khans Most, yes. I think there were a few actual tech girl nerds involved. Possibly in marketing at first, yet that is fair...because the Halo games had some of the best viral marketing of any videogame ever. Didn't they even do complex ARG's?

[@jasongrundy1717]

This is an example of the 80% that Musk cut that improved the company by being gone.

[@simonxx386]

Exactly - that pareto principle can be a bitch if you are not awake to it bt can save your business if you do understand it and act.

[@Cheechiob]

This is what I don't get, where I live it's pretty regular that industry will layoff a large percentage of their workforce every couple of years to "streamline," but what they're really doing is using it as an excuse to trim the dead weight. I thought that was pretty SOP everywhere, but Reddit lost their mind when Musk did it, it really blew their minds that it didn't also destroy Twitter, lol.

[@cfehunter]

@@simonxx386 First time I've seen this principle used this way. I'm used to seeing it in engineering contexts, where the last 20% of the product takes 80% of the work. Not saying you're wrong, just a new application of it.

[@TurdFergusen]

@@cfehunter80/20 is ubiquitous in nature

[@wolfstorm5394]

LMAO this whole time I'm like ok, but what do you actually do? What is your job? 😂 But it seems all she does at work is just eat and have pointless meetings, she doesn't seem to do any actual work so I don't see what's the point of her attending meetings

[@TheFatalcrest]

😂 they say Tech, but they all sound like they aren't in IT, they are office hamsters basically.

[@VariaBug]

I think they're eye candy for the old executives and tax wrote offs.

[@RotnDot]

Right? They don't sound as tech at all, nice Marketting jobs at best!

[@TheFatalcrest]

@@RotnDot Yeah! It's never "I work in the server farm!" It's office marketing or some bs, or sales.

[@randomcrandoface2363]

They are diversity hires

[@jamesg9468]

They literally sound like children. A 6 year old brain in a 22 year old husk.

[@haitolawrence5986]

Graphic Designer here. I worked with women. Never again.

[@alejandromolinac]

Funny….: I have worked on graphic design in the apparel decoration field for AGES…. Almost always the art team is male and the reps for merchandising and buyers are women….

[@NoctLightCloud]

I'm a woman and I completely agree with you. I'm a quiet nerd who is unfortunate enough to be friendlier than them (and better looking as I am Slavic), and they run over me like a bus😅 I would literally have to become like them so that they leave me alone, but I refuse to. I'd rather quit!

[@Ettrix]

Funny , Ieft the Graphic Design industry because of Women. Now I'm a programmer and work with "real men". (Jokes aside, that is still what happened, and it was because of female discrimination against men. I would apply to places where the entire creative department was ALL women, guess what? So too was the Hiring Manager for the creative department... at repeated places) I decided to go somewhere where the discrimination was in the opposite direction and now make over 6 figures.

[@user-sp2yu9zt6h]

no one asked.

[@ascopaplays1878]

@@NoctLightCloudwe get it you’re not like other girls 😌😌 better looking cuz you’re Slavic? …in typical pick me delusion you must not be familiar with reality 😅😅 #pickmeisha

[@elijahherstal776]

An older black lady I know has said something more than once (and I'm paraphrasing): "If I go into a place of business and they got like 10 people working, and one or two is a white man- I get one of them white men to help me, 'cause I know he got his job 'cause he knows what he's doing"

[@someguy5977]

She's not wrong. Honesty not just with others, but with herself. She's on the path to enlightenment.

[@Dook-t4y]

Sure bud.

[@reptilez13]

That older black lady sounds like she probably actually did her share lol go figure

[@alexacosta2140]

Unfortunately accurate.

[@deadman1367]

lol funny, cause she's right

[@XAn0nymousX0]

Meanwhile 80% of the work is being done by the men at said company and they're getting paid way less because "muh wage gap".

[@ohsweetmystery]

95%

[@PubeStache]

But hey, they get all that free food too right? I have to pay for food at my job and if you do leave for lunch, all the good food places are 10 miles away

[@brenokv]

that and as all code monkeys are made to, he works in a shitty almost hidden area of the building and is seen with ligth discust by his less productive peers especialy the sort like this broad

[@JPs-q1o]

​@@PubeStache Sounds like you need to quit and open a nearby restaurant.

[@JPs-q1o]

Imagine this field being your passion and after a lifetime of pouring your life and soul into making this a serious career watching it devastated in real time by infiltration with these incompetent childish idiots whom you can't manage seriously or even critisize lest you be meh'tood into ruin and possibly even prison.

[@dergeneralfluff]

3:05 There is a saying IT: If they give you a ThinkPad, you have a job for life, if they give you a MacBook your whole Team can be layed off next week.

[@simonxx386]

I'd rather be on smack than work on a mac! (not really but it sounded good!) 😂

[@junkdogray420]

As someone who's in the business world, women like these come from high class parents who pay for everything. Usually, their parents will guide them through college then get them hire to a friend's company which they meet a husband in the same social class, repeating the cycle.

[@someguy5977]

Thank you for the explanation. I was seriously wondering if this woman is one of those delusional manifestation people who fake success hoping the fake will be so good someone HR doof will give them a real job doing nothing for major money. On second thought, maybe those manifestation women came up with their manifestation creed because they don't like to admit they got their stuff from their parents.

[@jasonballsack4826]

Can confirm

[@nboy7]

100% truth.

[@hillehai]

Ergo absolutely zero respect is the proper response whenever you encounter one of them.

[@qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5]

This one looks like diversity hire who got lucky. Real upper class chicks don't talk about how pricy is Uber or something

[@justalurker3143]

The tech bubble cannot burst faster. I realize there are plenty of people in the trenches writing code and optimizing performance of systems, data, and doing quality control, but these women are not among them. These are the marketers, HR, consultant positions that cannot be downsized fast enough.

[@Animotions01]

Facts brother!! these are the types of “jobs” that I can’t wait to see what little value they provide, be replaced by autonomous AI agents.

[@Goffe909]

I've worked in QA for a number of tech firms both big and small. It's quite rare to find a senior engineer who's not a female diversity hire or promotion. 😂😂

[@MrGeekGamer]

I am a coder and they have me reading log files while the office women sit 10 metres away playing games (literally) and chatting. It's maddening.

[@NunyaBiznezz-y1p]

​​@@MrGeekGamerHow does it just not occur to them that they're being paid to do nothing? One of my first jobs was in a warehouse and I recall one day the delivery trucks hadn't arrived by shift start so my boss sent the crew out into the yard to pick up trash. The first thought in my head was "well this sucks... But I suppose the alternative is probably clock out and wait around for the trucks, or clock out, go home and have to come back. I better at least try to be productive."

[@Stanton_High]

when her company finds out ai is better and 1000x cheaper, she is going to be manifesting someone giving her 20$

[@tomosima1992]

I am a male medical technician working in a nursing home and sometimes i ask myself what did i do wrong with my life when i see people living like this

[@py_a_thon]

Nothing. You did nothing wrong, that I know of. You are providing tangible and intangible value to the world.

[@Xxgxxaxx]

You weren’t born into a rich privileged family

[@karlbro7287]

You have morals, they do not. That's your "flaw". Keep your morals and keep doing good, rewards later, if you are rewarded now it's just temporary. Jesus is Lord.

[@Adam-wt5id]

I basically run the entire medical clinic in work at, one of 2 men and the other guy is smart and doesn’t speak. The one advantage i have is the receptionist calls me her HR rep because she hates dealing with the women that work there.

[@sapitron]

@@Adam-wt5id the rule of do not engage in conversations is crucial. Otherwise you will lose precious time

[@volrag]

No wonder advertising is so crap when these are the people in it.

[@daakrolb]

Ha no doubt!

[@pixelretroo]

100%

[@radagast7200]

I know a girl in advertising... you have no idea how right you are. These people are out of their minds. They are far more interested in winning awards for bizarre videos than selling a product. She showed me one that her team made, and I literally had no idea what she was trying to sell. I'm not sure she did either...

[@dfektdysfunkshun6215]

Trust me, none of their "ideas" ever make it past the Post-It stage 😂 they're a quota fulfillment, not an additional asset 👍

[@karlbro7287]

@@dfektdysfunkshun6215 nah, their ideas has made it past post-it stage. Lots of examples of the brain-rot that made it into actual commercials, they've been toned down but for at least a decade there's been some serious brain-rot commercials.

[@nukiesduke6868]

Pretty girls realized they could invade an industry full of lonely, socially awkward nerdy dudes and they'd get handed BS job titles that earns them 6 figures. Then go figure they tank it into the ground.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Simps getting what they deserve

[@Frontigenics]

Literally every gaming company right now.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Yep and thats why games have become so soft and have the ugly bright purple colors now.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

I mean, we’ve seen the Xbox product manager one it really tells you just how cooked that company is. Microsoft has been embracing the worst parts of corporate handout culture and of course, promoting people based on their appearance and identity and not on actual skill or talent, etc. Watching everything fall apart has been absolutely hilarious and amazing because we’ve seen these people get everything for nothing so it’s about time these companies start booting them out coming to terms, but of course instead they choose to collapse and implode. Good riddance.

[@heavyhebrew]

Once they stopped booth babes, and instead, promoted marketing as a real job in gaming, we should have known it was cooked.

[@aaronkirkland5211]

They’re always having meetings lmao…

[@Alondro77]

Consultants... the true grifters in society.

[@radagast7200]

Haha. Not always... but I can't blame you for thinking that.

[@franktulip1340]

Can't spell consultant without con

[@justsayin4632]

I was pretty young (maybe 20 or 21) when I came to the conclusion that most “consultants” get paid a lot for doing very little of actual value😂

[@percivul1786]

It's hilarious that these children have no idea that they're just in an adult daycare. That or they don't care, so long as people give them snacks and no actual work to do.

[@willwallinger5932]

They're probably getting paid too much, so they likely think they're doing REAL work

[@CanadianBalll]

They need the Elon treatment.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

They get paid more than you and us though.

[@The_Kronicus]

​@@thathandsomedevil0828Yeah. That's why their, "job", is worthless and this is BS.

[@percivul1786]

@@thathandsomedevil0828 Not more than me, but I get what you mean. ;)

[@SKYNETCyborg97]

This is not a job its adult day care, and they're getting paid for it.

[@lyndina8492]

Meanwhile me: -getting out of bed at 4 in the morning, powered by pure hatred, drinking coffee. Going to work, work hard for 8 hours, going home, eat something...get on pc to enjoy the few hours i got...next day same routine.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

"Oh god, he's just like me fr fr"

[@Zaylin999]

Whelp seems like we be the same... everyday, over worked because no one wants too...

[@TopGunAce23]

This is my life.... plus riding 3 buses to get there.... listening to the cackling hens talk about uselessness...for 8rs... mindless crap.. while I'm busting my hump....

[@scalderiso]

Same but 10 hours a day around 60 hrs a week

[@ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc]

I retired another end of May Got tired of it all.

[@WildZephyr]

"Work pays for our Ubers" Here I have to pay a fortune for public transit

[@andyappleton3353]

Stop showing your privilege way-cist

[@heavyhebrew]

You mean schizophrenic travel? Will today be a normal day on the faintly smelling of piss bus, or do I get the homeless sleep bus, or do we get addiction friction what's that burnt plastic smell? Or do you live in a red state where reach and timing is the problem?

[@NicEeEe843]

Pay a fortune? Where do you live? When I lived in the UK I also paid an absolute fortune for public transit, plus I was being taxed nearly 35-40%… (in the US I’m taxed 23% at most). I’ve lived in many countries in Europe where I was taxed nearly 35-40% for the privilege of using London and other trains that were already ridiculously expensive before taxes :).. I was also taxed insane extras like a council tax and a live tv tax which is literally a tax you must pay in the Uk if you watch any form of livestream or TV… this is what you deal with in these countries my guy.. people simply don’t get it. I lived in the Uk among other European countries where people would fly to Spain to see family instead of train to their family because the national rail was so mind blowingly expensive it was literally easier and leagues cheaper to fly to another country… that is not an “affordable” system 😂. I was also almost stabbed and beaten on one of the railways. Where I live currently in the US I have multiple train options that work perfectly fine. I use the tri rail system which is very affordable, Brightline is cheap compared to the UK national railway, the sun rail is very handy, amtrack I used to go from upstate New York to the city every week and I never once had an issue and it was cheap as a college student at the time for me

[@NicEeEe843]

I lived in Europe for a while, and when I lived in the Uk specifically the trains were so mind blowingly expensive.. the national railway was so expensive I knew people who would all fly to Spain to see family instead of train to family because the trains are so ridiculously expensive. I was taxed 35-40% for the privilege of using rail systems that are already expensive to purchase even after taxes, I was taxed plus buying tickets is expensive to forget about it basically. Where I live now (in the US) we have so many train options where I am. We have the tri rail which is very cheap and super useful, Brightline is much cheaper in comparison to the national railway in the Uk, sun rain is very helpful, and I’ve used amtrack hundreds of times to get to New York City when I lived in upstate/Poughkeepsie. You totally understand that there are jobs that are remote, and jobs that actually do pay for your gas? I know you’re not smart enough to find it on your own but plenty of jobs that don’t require college make great money like insurance adjusting, adjusters are always paid for their commute and movement. How about be smarter and find jobs that do so, I know dozens of jobs that pay for such things. My current job took me 2 months to get a certification (super easy) it’s a remote job that has health insurance up to a couple hundred thousand which I’ve used for surgeries and procedures many times with zero issue, great pay, dental, 401k savings, paid time off, remote. You can 100% find these jobs, you personally have to do better

[@andrewgates8158]

Ubers are last resort at these places.

[@Old_Auntie_Shark]

6:16 "Welcome to a day in my life as a 37 year old working in design industry, so I'm not normally a big breakfast eater, but this overnight leftover monster drink looks amazing."

[@E100Omega123]

Me: yeah I meal prep *decides what brand of knockoff energy drinks from dollar tree I'm going to have for breakfast that week*

[@mandocalrissian6454]

My ex-fiancee actually worked at the same Deloitte office in DC (Rosslyn) and was LITERALLY the same way. Except she had me drive her all the way to there from further south at 7 in the morning bc she didn't wanna pay for parking and Uber was unreliable af and then I'd pick her back up at like 9 at night only to do it again the rest of the week. She never really appreciated me driving bc she let her "girlboss status" get to her head. All that effort for nothing smfh. These women I swear, watch out fellas.

[@Fractal_blip]

You didn't abuse her/neglect her enough. This equals boring. Drama is their driving life force.

[@FourteenWords-n4l]

Jesus. That's horrid.

[@colormedubious4747]

Was she too fragile to take Metro? There's a subway station RIGHT THERE!

[@danieldorn2927]

Its like driving your kid to daycare

[@JungleLoveOeOeO]

What the f did she actually do at work?

[@DavidWatkiss]

they get paid for doing literally nothing no wonder everything is so expensive

[@someguy5977]

No, they get paid A LOT for doing nothing.

[@martinportelance138]

... And somehow cheap, at the same time.

[@remipoujoulat7759]

When you don't want the day to end after a work day, that means you didn't work.

[@bobisbob646]

I just opened my own shop because I was so sick of picking up after DEI hires. Your reward for becoming amazing at your job: clean up after the incompetent women flooding the dev room.

[@tkps]

In Australia we have policies where they try to increase the level of female employees BUT any employer choosing one better be able to defend it. If anyone more qualified were to be passed over for a job/promotion, what's called Fair Work, a federal government dept exists to assist any who may have been unfairly treated by employers. Even if a company keeps choosing women over men if both are equally qualified to increase their numbers, questions could be asked and again they'd better have an answer which isn't 'we wanted to get our female numbers up'. Provably underqualified? Big trouble.

[@Doesntmatter-o6w]

Of course they do marketing. No wonder advertisements are trash now. They're made by "tech girls."

[@paulbennett2284]

One of these people came up with the latest “faguar” ad.

[@Doesntmatter-o6w]

@@paulbennett2284 100% accurate.

[@pauljs75]

I've noticed it ever since I figured I couldn't get a basic graphic design job despite being dumb enough to get a degree for it. Graffiti in some cities has 100x more skill and cleverness to it than what you'd see on some ad billboard half a block down the same street. Talent is not what is being hired by corporate.

[@TheSupremeAutist]

companies have to hire them for quotas and just put them wherever they can do the least damage. crazy

[@karlbro7287]

@@paulbennett2284 that or a degengehman.

[@totenfurwotan4478]

1:40 “a landing page that makes clients NEED to have it and and intrigued” WOW truly ground breaking stuff here 😂😂😂 so glad they needed a group of them to come up with that

[@advaitthavare]

Not really a point, I'd nitpick in the whole sea of red flags. Cause that's literally how brainstorming session works. Ppl just write down ideas on a paper, no matter how stupid, simple, absurd, unrealistic, etc. Then once all the ideas are on the table, you start the process of solutioning. From all the notes on the table, I'm assuming they are probably designing the looks for a front end. And again in the sea of all the garbage in that video, that small section is pretty accurate.

[@StoicLion]

After work, the last thing I want to do is hang around coworkers...or any other humans.

[@juangonzalez9848]

Ditto, when the day is done I’m going home taking my pants off and not putting them on till it’s time to go back to work. If I can get a whole 2 days of no pants I call it a good weekend.

[@RobertMorgan]

But my team gets along SO WELL, so we have after work dinner together from...5pm to 9:30pm WTF? 4 and a half hour dinner? Did you guys do a group workout AND group orgy during dinner, that's half another work day?!

[@Guitarhero1000]

I can relate. 100%.

[@WeatheringwithAtlas]

That's because you're working lol this is a group of friends getting paid to hang out

[@Unsunk_Ark]

Preach

[@sliphere011]

This sounds like a company that has like 100 employees to manage a website when it really takes 5 people. Living off the credit bubble that keeps small cap tech going. When that credit stops, all these jobs will be gone.

[@E100Omega123]

A morning full of *brainstorming* sessions and an afternoon of "meetings." Yeah, she is not doing a single productive thing. Meetings are a necessary evil at best. Anyone who enjoys them isn't doing anything useful. I should try the greek yogurt with almonds tho. Be a change up from my monster/poptart breakfast at 4:15 in the morning because work starts at 5:30

[@HyakuSh1ki]

She picked up a Latte for her manager? See, that's when you know that you're working an easy job, when you don't have to worry about people pissing on your coffee.

[@pipersapprentice47]

Idk some of my jobs I've had, we all had to acknowledge we were just surviving so my management team would let each other leave work early and just clock them out for their 8/10 hours. I even let my general manager leave 1 or 2 hours early every shift we worked since that job sucked lol. Still clocked him for his normal hours

[@RobertMorgan]

That's what's great about being a good supervisor, I never had to tell my men to have coffee made for me when I get into the office, I provide all the materials and they make coffee for themselves, and I just have some. Tomorrow is wednesday, which is barbeque day, so I made sure we had charcoal today and grabbed the hamburgers and brats for everyone today on the trip home. We run a water treatment plant.

[@Fyrecide]

Ate breakfast, got a free Uber to work, eight again, wrote down some random gibberish on a sticky note for 20 minutes, eight again, another clip of her eating again… What an absolute joke.

[@ThePresentation010]

Few more yrs when that metabolism slows down and they look like the hunchback and they'll be bitter af- at men for no reason.

[@jackMeought-fr8vl]

Ate, not eight

[@EndertheWeek]

Personally I would address the "Greek Yoghurt with almonds and honey", it doesn't seem to be very filling.

[@StriatedMuscle]

Eat, eating, ate

[@info1418]

Vibing and thriving, while missing the one thing that really matters. Kids. A family.

[@alt3r3d]

I'm a 47yr old 18yr technical project and Program Manager for fortune 500/global organizations and we can spot these people miles away. When we start on the tech heavy discussions they have no clue. It's pretty funny to watch them struggle when they are so out of their league and realize it.

[@sheerbeauty]

What exactly do they do? What is their job title?

[@Cluelessfucks]

I don’t even understand how they can even get jobs in the tech industry at all. This must just be the marketing department or something. I can’t even get an entry job at all in this industry and have been a tech head my whole life.

[@Cluelessfucks]

I don’t even understand how they can even get jobs in the tech industry at all. This must just be the marketing department or something. I can’t even get an entry job at all in this industry and have been a tech head my whole life.

[@tomasojones1751]

Fire them. Make up any excuse, they are DEAD weight.

[@illuminate4]

@@sheerbeauty replying cuz I'm curious how this thread develops

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

I run a manual engine lathe. Frankly I applaud these women for being born with life on Easy Mode and I just relish in knowing that I wont be calling my cats 'fur babies' by the time I'm 35.

[@jiggycalzone8585]

They will look you in the eye and say your life is incomparably easier than theirs

[@soappy1720]

I run a CNC. Highly recommend

[@markcarpenter6020]

​​@@soappy1720CNC is nice. I ran those when I was in college. Bar fed lathe, a mill, and what looked like an antique hydrologic grinder. And the part had to go through all three before it counted as one part produced and it counted on my time sheet. And I swear those time sheets were the most inaccurate things I've ever seen. They were written using one specific machine so if you were using a different one your times would vary wildly. If you were lucky you would get a machine that ran faster but usually it was one that ran slower so in an 8 hour shift you could get as low as 2 hours production. I was lucky in that I always used the same machines(I worked in a cell) but I felt sorry for the people on the floor where they would just stick a part in whatever machine was available and whoever got stuck running it had to deal with it.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

@@soappy1720 I have some programming experience, but my current job has need of someone on the manual lathe. We do a lot of casting and valve work. I was promised I could move to the CNC mills, but that was months ago and I'm pretty sure I'll work a mill at my next job, not this one.

[@Force05289]

I’m a 19 year old college student (engineering undergrad) I can tell you my day when I work over summer who works as a pool tech. Wake up at 6am, drink a white monster, drive to my work place, boss tells us we’re doing a liner change, mfw I won’t go home until 8pm, bust my ass off in the hot sun, stand in a smelly pool ripping the liner off, move all the heavy water and sand filled bags down the driveway, come back and drop the liner in the pool, push it in the track and install the bead-loc once even, go home at 8pm, call parents, no one saved me any food, eat McDonald’s, take a shower, play video games for 30 minutes, go back to bed.

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

I just worked 16 hours at a homeless shelter, and now myself look and smell homeless. I’m also a retired army vet with a pension. The easy paths exist because men and real women are working the real jobs.

[@blackpillfitness9136]

Exactly

[@jackMeought-fr8vl]

Mostly men, let's be honest

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

@@jackMeought-fr8vl gotta shout out the few women that do!

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

​@@jackMeought-fr8vl I work in an ER that's a pretty even split of men and women.

[@iidentifyasaPSLGoddess]

​@@jackMeought-fr8vlNah, I saw a tweet feom a dude who talked about how some of his tech bro friends work 3hrs a day ans make 300k + There are also many vids of these kind of 'work day' from men. Yall just hate women more and its funner to make fun of them. I would argue more men work in these kind os roles, and women are juat figuring it out, hence the multiple posts signaling the exictement consulting, sales, marketing, tech were and are still male dominated. Who do yall think thought these women to do nothing? If it pains yall so much switch careers.

[@DudeTheMighty]

This gives "mandatory spending" vibes. Like, someone else set aside the money to "hire consultants" that the company didn't need, so they just waste the money on useless bullshit so they don't have any left over.

[@TheDoomKnight]

Literally there to justify an overinflated budget.

[@johnconcentrius]

companies all over created these BS positions for women because the government gives them special privileges/money if they have a certain number of women

[@h.w.4482]

just like how the military wastes so much supply at the end of a certain period, it's to justify getting the same amount of supply the next time it rolls around instead of being told "oh you only used 40% of your budget this year, guess we can cut next year's by 60% with no issues then!"

[@williansnobre]

I worked in tech on a few companies, in the team that stays out of sight, underground (literally) and only comes out to fix the problems that people like these tech girls cause, issues like "OMG, the wi-fi stopped, I can't do my jawb" and then when we get there it turns out she removed the power cord of the funny little box with the lights (modem) to plug in a fan because it was so hot. And of course, her salary was multiple times higher than ours.

[@TheLastRoman0000]

I used to quote Warhammer 40k in graduate school classes. Some of the normies thought that I was deep.

[@AT2Productions]

I’m in engineering, surrounded by fellow nerds, we quote Trek, 40K, and a ton of more obscure sci-fi franchises.

[@ghost-user559]

Isn’t it deep tho?

[@TheSutanian]

This is the best comment here

[@crawlingboy]

​@@AT2Productions to be fair star trek or is just amazing

[@Alex-ie1qu]

BROTHER!!!!!

[@Malignant88]

It's the 20-80 rule. Where 20% of people bring in the money, the other 80% are just cheerleaders, children and idiots. But they needs jobs too.

[@Lefty217]

no they don't.

[@whenpigsfly8178]

@@Lefty217 20% of that 80% need to be turned into machiatto soylent green shakes for the in-house Starbucks.

[@guyincognito1406]

80/20? It’s called a Pareto analysis. It’s worse lol, it’s a square root of the total are the weight bearers. So if you got 2 people, you both pretty well got it. If you got 20 people there’s 4-5. 100? 10.

[@kyleadelaide]

Didn't Ayn Rand warn about exactly this being the doom of a society?

[@marcogenovesi8570]

do they need jobs though? Can we just go back to leaving them at home with the kids?

[@kaczok1985]

1:47 "Holy clean desk policy, Batman, she shouldn't be filming this"

[@Jimmie2429]

The 11 dislikes are this woman's Deloitte co-workers.

[@KirbyIsCute]

I'm a woman, and watching these tech girls 'work' made me want to break my laptop. All they seem to do is eat and work out - which like you said, if you have energy to work out after job is done for the day, then obviously you didn't really work.

[@VariaBug]

Same, my job isn't usually hard unless something happens but I don't get to eat snacks and work out afterwards.

[@meth_orphan]

tbf I never have energy to work out xD

[@JinGalactica]

I'm the IT Director for a school and I manage over 500 devices and over 1000 active daily users. When I get home, all I can do is sit down for a good 15 min just mentally recovering. How these idiots play volleyball and most likely pay for $1000s on food every single day is beyond me.

[@AJStarhiker]

I work in my company's supply chains. Means some days having to lift multiple 40-50lb items. Usually in areas where food and drink are not allowed.

[@MDOC321]

I have some people at my work that work out after, but usually they only do that when they want to release their stress in a healthy way, and it's not everyday since they usually do before working hours.

[@exchangAscribe]

i just love so much how we are currently living in the shithole period of society that functions as the complete opposite of a meritocracy; yet where the vast majority of people still believe and are taught that it is one. and judge everyone based on that. so these blissful people live a nice easy career of economic 'success' while believing their whole life that it is of their own doing. all the while.. being able to openly judge others for not being at their level of economic status or 'success'. *thinking* that those below them are there also, because of their own doing. what a great form of torture. (society never was a meritocracy just to be clear but still)

[@victorfaasuamaleaui]

Having worked at Deloitte she legally shouldn’t be filming in the office. That’s a huge no-no.

[@coyoteone6197]

She probably has permission because these vids are intended as marketing materials.

[@spencerstevens2175]

​@@coyoteone6197 if a man ran that company anyone doing these videos would be fired immediately

[@footsurecow6906]

So she goes from meeting, to snack, to meeting, to snack, to meeting, to snack…what does she actually produce? What value does she add apart from vibes? I hate this world…

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

Didn't you see the scribbled notes and window stickers? She's a hard worker!

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Hey that meeting booker isn't going to set itself

[@user-yv7dt5je1l]

No worries, this world will soon be over.

[@SIPEROTH]

She is manifesting value.

[@TheGoldCrow]

"I ate stuff. Then I went to work and ate stuff. Then took an Uber and ate stuff. Then after work I ate stuff, but then after that we decided to eat more stuff. Then I went home and ate pizza."

[@go-beyond_plus-ultra]

I'm a woman in my late twenties, and I work in a biochem/biotech laboratory (rampant ergo injuries, exposure to dangerous chemicals, and lots of heavy lifting). I would love to see these "tech girlies" try actually working in a tech sector for a day.

[@brkbtjunkie]

My gf was a histotech assistant and it was a lot of work around dangerous things. Respect to you

[@meatbleed]

Amen. I have solvent in my eye as i write this. Hazardous chemicals are a bitch

[@nboy7]

I trained in a gym with a Doctor who worked in a biotech lab. She was really strong and jacked so i believe you about the heavy lifting, but what on earth are you guys lifting there in the first place ? 🤣

[@Im_basically_an_Npc]

you go sis

[@go-beyond_plus-ultra]

​@@nboy7I regularly move and lift 50L carboys full of buffers, and I'm the only one on my team who works with such high volumes. 💪not to mention when instruments need to be moved around

[@IamFisken.]

Imagine your life being so meaningless that you have to sit in a restaurant from 5:30 to 9 with ppl you work with.

[@josephbrown9685]

I can’t imagine a worse social life than eating dinner for hours with my coworkers and you just know that there is no way they all get along as well as she claims.

[@EndertheWeek]

They are not "people she works with" they ARE her social circle - they make believe in the office and then go and talk about how great a day they had.

[@angryox3102]

No friends, no husband, and no desires to ever have children. All she has is her coworkers.

[@advaitthavare]

@EndertheWeek Me and my long time buddies work in the same office, and any time we sit together to chat about office, it's always about how crappy it is working in that space. If you have to pretend to "enjoy your work" in front of your social circle, you are already losing at life. lol

[@joshbeck9761]

Her whole job screams startup company thatll be bankrupt soon enough. Then she'll be working at a subway. She only has this unsustainable job because of connections.

[@joelfenner]

2:02 - I used to work in academia (engineering), with a sideline doing product prototyping. This post-it note BS idea brainstorming brings back so many "Vietnam flashbacks" to times I met with people who had terrible ideas. They would spend HOURS doing this kind of stuff, and never actually figure out how the product was supposed to work. I still have in-jokes with some of my old buddies from those days about products that were physically impossible, but had gone through weeks of "brainstorming" by clueless design-school people. One of the best was a temporary shelf that was supposed to attach to a wall with no screws, no glue, and no suction cups - only friction. Trying to draw someone a picture of how this could not work (basic physics) was one of the most mind-numbing experiences of my life. It ended in being told that "I just didn't understand" and was "small-minded". The product never materialized.

[@JPs-q1o]

"small minded" 🤣 🤣 🤣 It's true that you didn't understand tho ... didn't understand the social dynamics involved in management and executive decisions when the "design people" are also giving them "designer" BJs in the meeting room during those private "brainstorming sessions".

[@ElderLyons-zk1rw]

that hurt MY brain and i wasn't there!

[@diccmctwist]

Did they mean to use a french cleat?

[@onionninja7580]

I have no experience in engineering, im bad at science and math, and even I think that is one of the dumbest things I heard

[@Mangaka-ml6xo]

Its easy, we switch the wooden frame in walls for metal ones and use magnet to stick shelves on walls! its so easy, barely an inconvenient!

[@galaxysurfer1122]

Eating. Eating is her main job. She may be a 5.5 now, but in a year she'll be a 3 (at best) if she carries on this way.

[@nessinay1535]

Cope

[@DezaltOfTheDreg]

She's nowhere near a 5 to begin with if we're being completely honest.

[@BertReno]

@@DezaltOfTheDreg 4

[@galaxysurfer1122]

@DezaltOfTheDreg Agreed! I was just following the OP's narrative /opinion.

[@Steven-hq3go]

None of the meals or snacks seemed that unhealthy, it just seemed exaggerated because it was a large part of her video. If she only ate what was filmed and exercised sufficiently she won't become overweight

[@bhart3321]

And we wonder why everything tech & entertainment is getting absolutely mind numbingly horrible. This this is why, no one at these companies actually does ANYTHING except a handful of overworked drones that are being paid peanuts while the rest are doing bs like this. 👉😑💨

[@benclone24]

God why? This is torture. Thank you for giving us this cancer.

[@caseytilley9260]

I enjoy it when he feeds us this slop.

[@littlebee7147]

IMO, this is nothing compared to Girl Math 😂. THAT made me realize that getting called a pick-me and being hated by women for agreeing with men isn't a bad idea.

[@RobertMorgan]

Manifest the cancer.

[@jasonvors1922]

These types of jobs won't be available forever and they will be crying like babies in a corner when they get fired.

[@hullbreach33]

None of these girls are actually "tech" workers. They work for a "tech" company but apparently do not do any type of actual tech work.

[@snipes503]

A couple years before Elon went scorched earth at Twitter, there were articles about upcoming tech layoffs. What Elon did just speed it up. Everyone knows tech jobs are plateauing and falling off. Eventually that will crater as more companies start focusing on efficiency.

[@hullbreach33]

looks like youtube deleted my comment about how these "persons" arent actually doing tech jobs. They work at a tech company but they arent tech jobs.

[@TheSupremeAutist]

the only thing that stops me from completely losing my mind watching this is knowing they cant manage money and will be broke when the gibs dry up

[@dogeystyle69]

I cant wait

[@joshuabrown4652]

They didnt even have any ideas down. She just wrote what the boss told them to do. Make a power point to get this client. Okay. Idea! We need a power point that explains our product. We are so smart!

[@johnnyringo35]

Some oil rig worker should parody this chit.... 🤣

[@focusedonfuture3255]

I'm an oil rig worker, I have video of us working the floor at 2 am in the middle of January in Alberta Canada. It was -45c and I had to use a steam hose shoot out 375c steam at a piece of drill pipe to heat it up so we can screw it together to 2500 ftlbs of torque without shattering. All the while the rig manager is yelling "C'mon, c'mon" because we werent "Fast enough" Maybe some of those stitched together with a rig move in -30c and no heat. But remember. . .I'm privileged.

[@justinbuddy56]

@@focusedonfuture3255Could you put that into a cutesie video “here’s my quirky day” format? That would be absolutely hilarious.

[@jackall-trades6149]

@@justinbuddy56 Difficult finding the time to actually do it. One of my coworkers was a deep-sea welder before. You die if you are not paying attention.

[@pauljs75]

An Amazon warehouse person would be good too, but they're flopping into bed after getting a shower and something to eat so they don't have time to pull it off.

[@Sgt_Turkigreyvi]

I work for FedEx 100% Accurate. I sleep as soon as I get home.​@@pauljs75

[@Aurelius_Khan]

Yo! Thank you Gundam!

[@ItsAGundam]

Someone came on the live show requesting more tech worker videos.

[@Aurelius_Khan]

@@ItsAGundam IT WAS ME! Cancer is so in right now!

[@MEGVTRON]

get this outa my face

[@loganwolverine5849]

Bro, I work 12-20 hours everyday, and all I can afford to eat is 1 or 2 peanut butter sandwiches a day! That’s right, NO JELLY!!! Why? Because everything else goes to rent, bills, and especially TAXES!!! I’m slowly dying of poor health, and lack of nutrition, but you know what, I’m OK with that, because an Early Grave is looking better then barely living!!! Sometimes, I don’t even eat because I get sick of the constant taste of bread, peanuts, and water! Screw being a man, you know I wanna be? I wanna be fucking happy! Death is better then this, this is a personal hell, and these videos are from backwards angels in heaven flexing on us!

[@JungleLoveOeOeO]

Thanks i hate it

[@TzereterOne]

I get off from work and just want to stare at the ceiling so i can stop thinking

[@CGMedia2023]

We surrendered the world to HR staff.

[@Marinealver]

This is why in history there are way more patriarchal societies than matriarchal ones.

[@radagast7200]

I can only think of one matriarchal one today... and it has some of these same problems...

[@Crusadatron]

@@radagast7200what would that be? Kind of curious now

[@FlorHuang]

@@radagast7200 most matriarchal societies are also primitive

[@trolllol5862]

YES!! Its like that survival show that had the men against the woman on an island and the men always had fire, food and water but the woman spent it tanning and playing in the water and basically just goofing off. but when it came to the work, almost all of them were a burden to the team. It was literally like a microcosm of society as a whole when it comes to the west.

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@trolllol5862 there were multiple shows. the result was the women only won out of pity.

[@primer50]

I've been in the tech industry for 25 years and I used to work for a fortune 500 company. The only time I've see these types of people is at the corporate headquarters. They have so many employees there that no one knows what they do, or they have some made up job due to dei or family members way up, so they fly under the radar. They are also the first to get cut when the company thins the herd. I say enjoy it while it lasts. PS the first woman eats more in a day than I do in two days and I'm a 6'4" man... astounding.

[@xshymex]

All of these videos are exactly the same too, food, meeting, after work dinner and drinks with the staff, no actual work gets done

[@apollolux]

"Swapped a PC for a Mac" She literally documented the moment she fully accepted the remaining bit of cult assimilation.

[@totenfurwotan4478]

lol if you switch to Mac it confirms you are doing nothing requiring any real computing power 😂

[@marcogenovesi8570]

I mean she is writing stuff on postits so she is better served by a Mac. The PC brand for people that only need to look good and not do any real computing task whatsoever

[@Kingcobraif5]

@@totenfurwotan4478….what? You know nothing about computers dude. There are plenty of reasons to buy a Mac (though I’m absolutely certain none of them apply to the woman in the video).

[@totenfurwotan4478]

@ lol try doing anything complex on a Mac. It’s 100% easier on a PC every single time. Coding, CAD, engineering analysis, writing reports etc. I can’t think of one place a Mac excels

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

it was important to the cult she signaled this.

[@BlueGreyWolf]

People say that Gundam is still hungry to this day.

[@redfoxninja3173]

When Wahman screeches that they don't earn as much as a hard working man...this might be a reason why

[@TheOperator141]

lets just ignore the fact shes lying and making her life look way better then it is.

[@25meip]

What's really crazy is when you realize that her life is legitimately insanely easy, but that she is STILL desperate to lie and make it seem better than it is- because of how empty and pointless it is

[@endritiger]

Either lying or she and her team are first to get laid off. I hope for her sake, she's lying

[@MaztRPwn]

Than*

[@endcensorship874]

Gundam is up? Hold all my calls and reschedule my meetings, I'm busy ...

[@electricbayonet2]

2:07 ... _that’s_ what they ‘brainstormed’? Those are goals, not ideas. They might as well have written down ‘Make more money than we spend.’ EDIT: And a bunch of them aren’t even _that._ They’re just gibberish. EDIT 2: _And then they got _*_more_*_ food._ EDIT 3: And they ended it by spending _three and a half hours_ at a restaurant. Meanwhile, the night janitor is emptying out all the bins of food waste and having to clean around the tapestry of nonsense sticky notes that they oh-so-considerately papered the windows with.

[@tkps]

If she really ate like that every day she'd be twice that size. I don't believe it.

[@ivoivic2448]

because it's faaaaaake. this is corpo promotion. these people may work there, but they're paid actors.

[@ayowser01]

These are the women that believe they're too good for average guys.

[@user-us5dr2qi2r]

Ah, DEI at its finest. You can tell they were not hired for there actual skills. The amount of time they waste tells you just how hard they work.

[@unsunghero291]

I love you, gundam! In a platonic way, of course.

[@normalhuman9260]

I love him too,in a "my wife and kids judge me harshly for it" kinda way.

[@unsunghero291]

@normalhuman9260 that's the best way to do it!

[@dr.derekrobinson1920]

Worked for Deloitte (and EY). ALMOST EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IS LIKE THIS. The average hours "worked" between women and men in this industry is jaw-dropping. You have guys locked in offices / cubicles grinding away for 10+ hours a day while these people don't get anything done. If I see this chick in Adams Morgan I'll be calling her out.

[@themichael3410]

My day in tech would be showing up at 7PM for my shift at the Data Center. Badge in and put on the ESD heel straps and wrist strap. Then go to the Cage, put on the hearing protection because the place sounds like a hundred thousand hair dryers blasting on high and pick an open work station to login and pull up the tickets to work on for the night. The hearing protection is not only the squishy ear plugs, but the over the ear covers that look like headphones. And you can still hear the whine of all the server fans going. Then I begin working those tickets by going to each server and doing what was requested from the engineer. It could be anything like adding, removing, or upgrading the RAM. Adding more hard drives. Changing, reformatting, and configuring the operating system which we knew 5 different flavors of. Changing out the Xeon CPUs but also changing its programming to the one provided by the engineer. And a bunch of other typical troubleshooting and support issues. And during the down time when it was slow, we would be put to work assembling new servers and configuring them then putting them on the rack in the data center floor to be added to the network. We didn't have down time. We couldn't take off to run errands, especially since we worked the graveyard shift and were done by 5AM. We did have access to a Keurig for coffee, but no food or liquids were allowed in the data center and that was firm. You had to know what you were doing and keep up. A marketing job at Google is not a tech job. I had a real tech job at Intel working on their servers.

[@BoJangles42]

These aren’t even tech workers. They work in marketing for a tech company. Actual tech workers do actual work.

[@V1489Cygni]

@@BoJangles42 and don't caII themseIves "tech workers". Nerds are precise about what they do; scammers chasing the current hip field are more than happy to mention it in their bios. It's sad, the cheerIeaders who made fun of those nerds in hs now boss them around "in the tech fieId".

[@riptmangleshank4286]

Person wasting time, money and space: "Spend a work day with me" Everyone else: No, I have real work to do.

[@scots2129]

These are the same people who look down on women, like my wife, who are homemakers, claiming that they are not realising their potential or some other garbage. Meanwhile, these people are in meetings all day talking about the work other people do.

[@nessinay1535]

To be fair, being a homemaker is a very precaurious situation to be in as a woman in 2024. There can be a middle.

[@scots2129]

@nessinay1535 what is precarious about it?

[@nessinay1535]

@@scots2129 Having no income, losing your ability to draw from social security after 3 years of not working (which resets you back to zero, even if you do start working again) , not being able to build credit on your own identity. Being beholden to a human being (that are known to be selfish and fickle) for your basic needs. Not a good position to be in. Questioning how you're gonna retire. Working women don't have to worry about those kinds of things. Husband doesn't treat you right? Leave him, you got your own money and credit lines.

[@scots2129]

@@nessinay1535 being a working woman is precarious too. Lay offs, bad work environments, day care, rush hour traffic that is dangerous. Every thing has its risks and your comment has nothing to do with my original post. I was commenting how these young tech people look down on actual work, like home making, while they do nothing but drink matcha and have meetings all day as if they are actually working

[@scots2129]

@@nessinay1535 also, home makers aren't beholden to someone else for their basic needs. The home maker keeps the home while the man works. If the man doesn't have to worry about chores, raising kids and making dinner every night he can focus on his job and his maximize efforts and income. The working man and home making wife work together. They both rely on each other.

[@AnkhPeak]

“This Video is only 30 seconds.” It felt like 8 minutes as I realized these people can vote.

[@daniellourenco2794]

Why "Women in Tech" are never performing in actual Tech? Its ways bullshit adjacent jobs?

[@firemarshal2629]

Everything that woman has is owned by her company. Her ride to work? Company. Her food throughout the day? Company. Her computer? Company. She owns nothing and loves it.

[@Mandelasmind]

no husband either probably.

[@Ajxskyline]

Women have life on easy mode . I doubt men could do the exact same schedule without getting called out .

[@nessinay1535]

I mean, yall can also go to school for Marketing. 😅

[@pelxroro7853]

​@nessinay1535 Yeah im sure theres two or three dudes in her marketing department. The only ones actually doing anything.

[@sdela6987]

Yup we do!! I love living life on easy mode, its awesome ☺

[@nessinay1535]

@@sdela6987 I love having stuff carried for me and getting into places for free.

[@fietereim8190]

@@nessinay1535 You've missed the point - "wthout getting called out". Btw marketing is just slightly female dominated.

[@tom_marsden]

Suddenly all the tech layoffs make sense.

[@E3Ops]

At age 7 l learned how to drive tractors, bale hay, milk cows(got kicked by a few), cut thistles on the fence line with a shovel that I had sharppen myself with a grinder in the shop and changed oil on the tractors. In the off hours I chopped wood to keep the house warm. A couple ham sandwiches and $50 a week. Also played football. I still have scars from those days and I wouldn't trade anything for those memories.

[@sweJEverywhere]

ok boomer, now tell me the story how you went to school uphill.

[@strophosgaming5998]

@@sweJEverywhere the profile picture xD

[@davedsilva]

Compare that to how today's useless unemployed youth grew up with participation trophies

[@karlbro7287]

@@sweJEverywhere Uphill all the way, to school and home in 2 meter snow. Always uphill.

[@uriyahndoesstuff9982]

What is her job, even? To eat? Because that's all she does through out the video.

[@ohsweetmystery]

I think her job is to write gibberish on sticky notes.

[@fixedG]

I tend to think they're not "tech workers," they're project managers or coordinators. They just organize meetings, facilitate SMEs meeting, take notes, , submit intakes, report on progress up to their leadership. Most of the same things secretaries used to do.

[@xxnike0629xx]

These are the people that have debates about privilege that everyone else has and how hard their lives are.

[@ningunrecords]

you know many of these videos are psyops for demoralization, these are all actresses

[@Lefty217]

a lot of them legitimately aren't.

[@鳥さん-o3b]

psyops by who, though?

[@TheSutanian]

@@Lefty217theyre the ones also being psyopped and psyopping people: Their occupation is omnivorous.

[@natehoustman]

@@鳥さん-o3b Same people who told us Jack White is a great guitarist.

[@RobertMorgan]

These girls "Oh thank you! But I'm not an actress yet, I'm JUST a model, here, use this affiliate link for my content..."