Delusional Female tech worker loses job & tries to keep her 5K apartment │TikTok cringe

[@ItsAGundam]

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[@dcogs8856]

This was posted hours before the video. It’s not right.

[@chickenwings6172]

I wanted to know is she lost the apartment.

[@arbhall7572]

If you are doing excel for 5 hours? You suck at whatever it is you are supposed to be doing. Excel is supposed to save time, not be a whole ass day. This honestly sounds like she is ripping this company off. She has time to VLOG her day for christs sake.

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

This is why when Elon fired 80% of the "people" at Twitter that nobody noticed

[@deltadestroyer1]

she wont last 2 months never mind 5 years 5k PER month 60k a year just on rent no food no untilitys etc she has no job shes relaying on something (tiktok) that is not guaranteed to pay out that much only for the small few percent, she will be evicted in 2 months unless she buckles down and searchers fo ajob not waste 100 days doing silly tiktok.

[@stecki5362]

She has rich parents/trust fund that will cover her rent if she can't make it, which is why she is so relaxed about it all. It's not real.

[@rockoorbe2002]

I bet her dad is a whipped simp.

[@callmera0uf560]

yeah its pretty clear, she probably got that job through Nepotism too

[@harbl99]

And failing that, she always has the ultimate XX fallback: monetize holes. Daily reminder that muting is confirmation.

[@mghegotagun]

I assumed that too. She lacks the survival reaction. She has a trustfund/fallback.

[@Baldarq]

or a sugar daddy, some guys pay crazy prices even for mid tier women in NY

[@SatanLiterally]

Just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you need to spend it all.

[@charlesplante]

You can't be rich if you spend all your money, crazy, I know. What a shame.

[@unlimited971]

This reminds me a lafable tale. Dont remember which one. But the one with a lazy animal that was living its best life all thr time spending with no regard and the other who saveguard and stock. And then winter arrives.

[@jebe4563]

@@unlimited971 The ant and the grasshopper

[@therocinante3443]

It's a woman, asking her to watch her spending is like asking her not to breathe

[@AYFKMRN]

Right? Like what tf happened to 6 months of bills being squirreled away? 5K/month on rent?!?! I just can’t with this girl math shitaki

[@SDZ675]

Most of time these "tech workers" are actually just working in HR. Also she wrote on excel sheets for the whole day. That's not tech; that's a data clerk position.

[@toothgrinder2760]

That’s basically what I posted. She got fired from her HR position *within* tech.

[@stlaut2758]

but still earns 5k... I now some guys in real tech jobs which work like crazy and did not earn that much

[@usernamesrlamo]

Pretty sure the point of employing them is to have in house 'testing' of social media apps by vapid women (the target demographic of such apps/social media) and exposure for the company on social media.

[@v8matey]

I tell girls I make 6 figures a week. And then they get angry when I show them my 3d printed figures.

[@SixtiesStick]

After you've hotglued them, I presume.

[@mikachu3176]

:< I'd rather have 3d printed figured over cash.

[@arostwocents]

Just get a job that doesn't pay you a round $ amount so you get like $1350.46 a month = 6 figures a month

[@deanchur]

I drive a vehicle worth half a million dollars and my office has a corner view. I'm a bus driver.

[@v8matey]

@@arostwocents I'm the main storeman on weekdays and a courier driver on weekends. My rent just increased by $100 overnight. Doesn't matter how much you earn the bills just suddenly get higher while wages STAY THE SAME! Ever noticed politicians never donate their own money for a cause? But will spend billions on advertisements asking you to donate your tax payers money instead. Work hard. Buy or build a house. Pass away. Government sells your house anyway. 🍷 🙂

[@Talviir]

"tech job"...that chick doesn't know a drop about 'tech'...she's a 'social' consultant.

[@ladislavzima8382]

Maybe HR in IT company.

[@gaiali453]

I worked for a... lets call it a major media co just like the one in the video. Yes, the HR personnel are women and 1 ghey guy and yes, they despise men. You will find these insufferable women in the cafeteria all day talking nonsense so you have to go outside of the company to get a safe resting area for lunch. They actually used to blatantly cut right in front of men and say "Excuse me!!"...pure cancer.

[@dtkedtyjrtyj]

"Escort" you mean?

[@cloudyskies7591]

None of them do

[@coloradospacegeek4226]

She also doesn’t know anything about “job”, she just received a salary as an office decoration.

[@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.]

"They've given us two laptops now to double our productivity." That company clearly doesn't understand how laptops OR productivity work 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@dannydogs4385]

Would have been better to double or triple the amount screens, not computers

[@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.]

@dannydogs4385 Agreed 💯 👍🏽 But only give extra monitors to those with proven track records of actually being productive... Fire the rest to fund the monitors 👍🏽

[@Vlamyncksken]

Second laptop is for Instagram, Facebook, netflix or youtube

[@iatethecrayons]

Its like that scene from a csi epsidoe where 2 characters are typing on one keyboard at the same time

[@Vlamyncksken]

@iatethecrayons lmao yeah doing a DNA analysis through a computer instead of the PCR method

[@ReconClone]

Dear lord. This screams "I make 6 figures and I'm struggling to survive" energy. Some people I swear.

[@kman9884]

Chick from my high school got absolutely obliterated on Twitter after posting a vid of her crying saying she works 3 jobs and can’t make ends meet. She works for Fox sports in Arizona, and everyone was roasting her bc her socials were all about her going on vacation or expensive bars and restaurants. Some mfers outkick their coverage.

[@dinduslayer]

​@@kman9884Did you give her the good news? That Trump won? She sounds like she would appreciate some good news.

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

You know how much weed I can smoke on six figures, bruv? don't fret I ain't apologizin' yet... live and let live

[@MasterCrash123]

*DSP HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@sayxxdx]

*Cough* Darksydephil... *Cough*

[@ThePsychoghost]

She did nothing... They do nothing.. I saw a girl working at Google say "I come to the office.. Eat breakfast.. Sit at the office and do 15 minutes of work then I go to the nap area and take an hour nap" then claiming she did hard work for the day.. I was like.. Who's going to tell her.. Then she did a tiktok about being fired by Google 😬

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Ah, but this one lied about doing 5 hours of Excel, having lunch, then doing 5 more hours of Excel 😂 10 supposed hours of work, meanwhile she left for work when the sun was up and returned home while the sun was up. Easily proven liar

[@ShotgunWizard]

They only get hired because they’re young, cute and some high up exec dude secretly hopes to #%^*# them.

[@hunterculpepper1973]

​@@yodawgzgaming4416 aka a homer

[@NathanCassidy721]

If I do 15 minutes of work at my job, it’s because it’s a reeeeeeeaaaaal slow day and I don’t want to use PTO. And if that happened daily, it would drive me crazy.

[@anonony9081]

That's why google updates android every 4-6 months and all they do is move buttons around and change the look of things. They don't do anything useufl, they just move stuff around to make it look like they're working

[@Syphaxis]

"They gave us two laptops to double our productivity." I don't know why I expected things to make sense. _pointless robot dog walks by_

[@Majima_Nowhere]

One for spreadsheets, another for Netflix

[@mattreid8768]

That pointless dog is the office spy.

[@ggmgoodgamingmichael7706]

@@mattreid8768 this

[@Andrea_Gabrielli]

“They gave us two laptops to double our productivity.” Yeah, but, zero times two is still zero.

[@justadummy8076]

“It all makes sense now”

[@EarlMcManus2005]

0:50 Yeah we know, that's why Elon torched 90 percent of Twitter's workforce and nobody noticed.

[@ronintje7647]

But i noticed, it was on the news 🤣

[@antitroller101]

Damn that is some weight loss program for Elon to cut out that much useless fat

[@rogerborg]

@@ronintje7647 Is that the thing carved on thin pieces of dead tree?

[@KraziEyevin]

​@@rogerborgI think it was the other one, the one they use as noise machines in airports

[@kos2919]

And then they watch Vlogbrother complaining about Elon lol

[@Dufoth]

5k a month, OF is getting a new worker.

[@SatanLiterally]

@@Dufoth the market is over saturated.

[@TheAcad3mic]

Hope so, she'll be on the street basically immediately, most OF chicks make pretty much nothing lol

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

​@@SatanLiterallyyup, she's gonna have friction burns on her tonsils

[@mlsanders4800]

The average OF girl makes $160 per month. Only 3 of the top OF earners make 7 figures per year, and the next dozen after them make 6 figures per year. The 13th most successful OF person makes 90k per year. Don't believe the OF lies. It's a UK-based public company, so all the records and payments are public record. Look it up.

[@sinjin8576]

Not with that face and washboard body it's not

[@fudalefu1]

Sitting here in a house I own, 2 cars in my driveway that are also paid for, doubling my paycheck with my investments, watching a girl with no job and paying 5k / month in rent, give me life advice.

[@RSK412]

same, laughing. Living in NYC is actual hell.

[@CarrionCrow993]

Watching her trying to wish her way into financial stability has actually given me a new drive to work for more money, cos I dont want to be her.

[@matts1166]

My MORTGAGE us under $600 per month. If I paid $5000 per month I'd have turned my 30-year mortgage into a 2 year mortgage.

[@airborneranger-ret]

lol - four cars paid for (kids are under 19) :)

[@cody0006]

Goals Bubba goals

[@eba9121]

Good thing she didn’t do a job that affects other people’s lives. Imagine how many people would be unalive if she was a truck driver lol

[@ImWobbly]

OMG content challenge

[@Sir_Godz]

she visualized slamming the brakes and swerving

[@Xsoduss]

You should see these kinds of people in nursing. Edit: That being said, there are a lot of amazing nurses as well. Unfortunately, some of them are actually that bad

[@Get_back_Russian_Empire]

It's hard too believe woman like this can drive at all.

[@GoogleAreEnemyCombatants]

But at least it would end quickly

[@Bestwick1983]

God, I work with so many of these. They stroll around the office aimlessly and are involved in any meeting/initiative that allows them avoid ACTUAL work.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Why even bother hiring them at all then?

[@Bestwick1983]

@MASTEROFEVIL Employment equity targets. Unfortunately the net result is others have to work their asses off to compensate for these freeloaders.

[@malumachado4561]

Oh? I thought that was just called "management". 5 managers @ 5 figures each p/m in a department of 7 people. What could go wrong.

[@fudalefu1]

“Excell modeled” Fancy way of saying unskilled data entry. She probably typed information into an excel spreadsheet that’s already been made for her by an actual tech job. Saying 2 laptops doubles productivity is like giving a truck driver 2 tricks to double the amount they can transport. It doesn’t work that way. You can’t use 2 hammers at the same time. I have an issue with almost every word this girl says.

[@dannydogs4385]

Why not just make a program to fill in an excel sheet at that point? You don't even need AI for that assuming you don't need to summarize a bunch of documents into a cell of the Excel doc.

[@hornetguy9063]

@@dannydogs4385a lot of internal politics at these organizations from people who don’t want to be made redundant. I used to fight with it a lot as a data scientist (one hilarious one was a guy trying to poke holes at my own ML decision logic that was looking to replace some horrendous hard coded decision tree he originally ideated, even though the critiques he made were things that still outperformed his own stuff). Ironically, now the nerds are afraid guys like me will automate them out of existence, too! All I have to say is, consider learning a fun skill that you can sell to people, like skiing or something, because there likely will be a future where a handful of people are making most of the money and they’ll have cash to burn on entertainment. The best court jesters will also do quite well.

[@fudalefu1]

@ probably bureaucracy, unions, difficult to get rid of jobs when they aren’t needed, upper management not being aware jobs are redundant and unnecessary. You see it all the time. People standing in the way of progress for their own best interests/ paycheck.

[@gadget00]

@@dannydogs4385sometimes is just "quicker" to find someone to fill out spreadsheets than to make a software to take care of it. "But who has time to fill spreadsheets all day?? Nobody would like to waste time on that". Thats where this slay queens appear; no promotion, probably no benefits or pay raise, just "good enough" to keep doing it until she quits or they dont need the spreadsheets anymore. In the 80s you could have a career and retire as a "data entry" person

[@MrMrbrianbechtel]

​@@gadget00not for the amount of money she was making (to afford a 5k apt)

[@BillPeschel]

That woman is a trust fund baby, guaranteed. She gets more than 5K from her 'rents each month which is why she isn't panicking and selling her furniture in the streets.

[@slaapt]

Yes, she has money coming in. No, if she didn't she wouldn't be selling her furniture. If you have a 5k rent due every month, you can't even cover 1 month of rent if you sold your furniture. Maybe at new-prices, but not second hand on the side of the street and needing to sell. She'd be moving out and taking her furniture with her.

[@AstroNerdBoy]

Or she has an OF account

[@BloodyKnives66]

She's going to piss away her trust fund eventually 😂 when that happens I want to see her reaction then.😂

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@slaapt she probably got her rich parents

[@tkps]

@@slaapt She's either lying about paying for it herself or running up debt for attention. I read a UK article on influencers especially in the US who spoke of running up credit cards to film themselves in this or that exotic place in the hope of gaining work from those willing to pay. Yet all said the odd modelling job costs to fly, pay for accommodation then they walk the stage or are photographed but are mostly paid in goods or exposure, only on rare occasions a small amount of money. All had casual jobs. One couch surfing single Mum cancelled a NY modelling gig as others meant to share fancy hotel costs bailed. What an awful life for a bit of attention.

[@CarParts08382]

These ladies aren't even on easy mode. They're permanently stuck in journo/tutorial mode. 😬

[@redlight3932]

Such is the life of what tantamounts to perpetual children in the eyes of society

[@terrylandess6072]

I don't mind - someone has to be the generation that causes another future oligarch to lose the family financial legacy or we'd be overrun with them.

[@DotDusk]

They really never left the initial tutorial level.

[@TheCombatWombat0]

Correction: they work FOR tech, they work in HR or useless areas along HR. I ACTUALLY worked in tech, racked servers for clients in a windowless data center. It's not as beautiful as these chicks live. These girls don't know the first thing about tech.

[@AlvinKazu]

This reminds me of the video of some "Journalist" or something doing a playthrough of the Tutorial of "Cuphead" and failing hard. Which I think was funnier, because he was a self-proclaimed master at games or something.... Then made a review about how hard Cuphead is.... Then someone showed their 4-5 year old kid beating the tutorial faster than the journalist.

[@Sajgoniarz]

#1 - Girl is like 23, how can she consult... literally in anything? #2 - plot twist, she wasn't fired, she just wanted to gain more attention

[@doesntmatter964]

My first 3 jobs were in consulting for the Government And 2 top 500 company Oh yeah, and I am a migrant that came here with a scholarship. Isn’t like I have a lot of relationships to help me with

[@Vlamyncksken]

​​@@doesntmatter964So, again, what knowledge does a 23 year old have to consult a multinational company? Edit: congratulations, good for you

[@hornetguy9063]

@@Vlamynckskenit’s a fluff title. It’s basically a way to make someone who just floats from team to team answering random questions sound more important than they really are. My first tech job involved a lot of “consulting” for sales and marketing. I had no idea what anything meant besides interpreting the numbers I was able to vomit out for them.

[@gadget00]

At 23 (still in college) I was a "jr consultant" for a cybersec tech firm, dealing with protecting presidential elections from hackers. Its just a name bruh 🤣 shes carrying the papers and taking notes; I took a lot of notes and almost broke my back carrying a lot of papers, so I know 😂

[@Sajgoniarz]

@@hornetguy9063 I actually second that. I currently work for startup, as 3rd party and they hired few people to do some work on their side. Basically two of them were big mouths. One of them was disturbing our work until we were able to reach an expert from our side and guess what happened. Other dude had to take care about analysis of output from some tools he wanted us to setup for him. He couldn't make any sense of it and is still reaching to our other expert, who was there only temporary.

[@grislyghost]

Excel modeling is probably the first thing that will be replaced by AI. And the "office dog," is likely for surveillance.

[@capnphuktard5445]

😂

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

You're promotion material just hand in your TPS report.

[@kapasitorcpt9249]

100% it's security/ testing it's spatial program

[@Druology]

Seeing lots AI applications now at work where it helps but I also see some new data industry expert Excel modelers getting hired. I think our AI might not be there... Yet...

[@seanprice9626]

100%. It also isn’t cute too, it’s a dystopian monstrosity lmao.

[@pfsmith007]

The result of giving girls 2 laptops is, doubling the workload of the men in the IT department.

[@AstroNerdBoy]

The two laptop thing makes zero sense to me. The only time I had two work laptops (connected to docking stations, each with two monitors) was during a partnership between my old company and my new company. So one laptop was to do the stuff I needed to do with the old company, and the other with the new. Once the transition completed, I returned the one laptop.

[@forbiddenruin]

giving this female 2 laptops is a bad idea, gives her a computer to sit on social media with.

[@Mereologist]

I did work for a time for a company that employed a lot of coders and artists and both needed massive computer resources from time to time either to compile or to render. But we didn't get them LAPTOPS! That's crazy! We got them the most powerful desktop machines we could lay our hands on - custom built by a vendor for us. I can't think of a single purpose that would require two LAPTOPS.

[@matthiasblum6555]

@@Mereologist Ah, it's bs I guess. Most people who code, test, make network configurations, administer networks/Servers/Clients, if they have some requisites for highly powerful computers, some other OS, go just remote to a different computer or vm. Anything else makes no sense whatsoever. Nobody needs 2 laptops.

[@FastLane46]

Currently working in IT. The thought of anyone needing two laptops for anything other than rendering or complex programming almost gave me an eye twitch. Did this company never think of giving people a desktop with two or three screens? Or just hook up the laptop to a docking station with two screens to increase productivity? Just a waste of money and resources to give someone who describes themselves as an "Excel Spreadsheet Worker" two friggin laptops.

[@AnimatedNomi]

I'd never be able to do this. My worst fear is being homeless and 6 years ago I was so close to being homeless. My house burnt down > stayed with my parents > stayed with multiple friends untill I finally managed to get a place I could afford again. All I could do was stress, work and cry.

[@_Arugula_Salad_]

I'm homeless rn and some foreigner wrecked my car 😃

[@superdooper50]

Currently in that position right now. Learning skills to pay the bills doesn't look as glamorous as "wake up, meditate" it's more like "wake up, feel shame, work hard, learn, get paid a little" nobody starts off being a consultant in anything.

[@RAS_Squints]

*Acts Like This* Also Wonders "I don't understand why they didn't vote for our side"

[@Sir_Godz]

she just visualized herself voting instead of leaving the house to do it

[@BargerClan]

All DEI destroying all work base merit

[@iller3]

@@BargerClan Even after DEI is gone... Confidence Tricksters will still be Defrauding the workplace for even more money they aren't earning. We need a better social contract, period.

[@The_blessed_dead]

Im shocked, shocked. Well, not that shocked

[@Konghammer1]

Believe it or not white women voted VERY heavily for Trump this time around, to the point it's legitimately shocking giving how much we see them doing crap like this.

[@TheOneLoneTree]

We are glossing over the robot dog calling someone a bitch. That's a worthwhile purchase.

[@pieeater108]

Sadly the voice is added to the original clip

[@Tundra.]

@@pieeater108 The dubbed clip is SPICY. Gundam had me going there for a second, I though he was going kamikaze on his channel.

[@raics101]

I'll consider investing when it gets the function of randomly leg humping strangers.

[@RandomBogey]

6:05 If she’s that irresponsible with money, imagine all the other loans for dumb ish she’s probably taken out. She seems like the girl who buys a $40k car right out of high school, gets liability to save money, then causes a crash because she’s texting and totals it her first semester of college.

[@pandavelli8176]

Every car loan I ever had has made me get full coverage. It’s mandatory.

[@GoodToGo1]

Notice how the women don't say what work they actually do. Like what is their deliverable at the end of the day. They are DEI hires to fill a quota.

[@Splitter4416]

Didn’t it come out that most of the women who do this, their job was marketing and those TikTok videos were basically covert advertisements for people to apply to work at those companies?

[@nobodybw1962]

DEIs to fill a quota that are promptly dropped the next time the company needs the stock to go up to appease investors.

[@Noid]

@Splitter4416 But why tf would they want to advertise their company as a place you can do literally nothing and get paid to do it

[@Splitter4416]

@@Noid because it’s a con. HER job is like that. YOUR job you just jumped for and accepted at below rate salary requires you to get 20 tickets done per hour. Chop chop disposable entry level grunt.

[@FLABrowncoat]

Plus the added benefit of keeping them from having children and families, one of the larger goals of DEI/Blackrock initiatives. People who avoid that tend to remain emotionally immature and therefore easier for corpos and governments to control

[@dlewis9760]

I believe she's Pakistani born. She's in "Fashion". My nephew's GF is also in "Fashion" in NYC. They have a 4200 a month place off of Central Park. Of course it helps that her daddy owns 3 car dealerships. One of which is a BMW dealership. Back home she has a wrapped in flat gray BMW. I just smile and go "That's nice".

[@mrnasty2757]

That explains the “Toucan Sam” beak on her😂

[@RobertMorgan]

Well, all we can do is pray for her...

[@Dova8]

There is no chance that she did 10 hours of work plus a meeting when the shadows on building are the same at the start and finish of her day. She may have done 4 to 6 hours at best

[@NixLotus]

What a waste of a robo dog. We use that robot dog to enter tunnels and other areas humans can’t go during construction projects 😂

[@yaelz6043]

Weren't they first made for rescue work? An even bigger waste.

[@mystuff9999]

It’s the new fruit basket for hipstery type corpos or something 🤦‍♂️

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Robo dog = management taking a walking tour.

[@AlvinKazu]

Someone said the dog is probably for surveillance of the employees 😆!!! Watching which stupid girls are busy playing with it, instead of working. This one most likely, hence why she got canned.

[@Sgt_Turkigreyvi]

Cool

[@redbadger2255]

The "Two laptops to double productivity" had me thinking of the NCIS hacking scene. Double keyboards = double programming lmao

[@laptv2144]

wtf are companies/firms like Accenture doing? This is the worst advertisement for them ever. Now I know they’re offices are full of spoiled incompetent college girls that do nothing all day

[@milseq]

How many of these people were actual techies and how many were just doing garbage filler positions in tech firms like Junior Social Media Manager for $150k?

[@burtreynolds8030]

Most consultants in corporate America are just attractive people that can get the 50-60 year old managers to buy the product they are selling, corporate consulting is like pharmaceutical reps, just a pretty face to sell a product to an old horny guy lol

[@milseq]

@@burtreynolds8030 I mean hell if it works it works. I guess I should go back to solving my 300th leetcode problem so I can get rejected again.

[@Unapologeticweeb]

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of the people complaining here only qualification is between her legs man isn't affirmative action such a wonderful thing

[@anonony9081]

Yeah it's not a "tech job" if you do HR at a tech company

[@zxyatiywariii8]

KZbin for some reason asked me to rate your comment, I rated it Excellent 👍

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

5k?..........i just cant. Thats 2 mortgages

[@SatanLiterally]

3 or 4 in some places.

[@robertbeisert3315]

That's roughly the cost of my whole family, kids and all, with mortgage, car payments, upkeep, and a handful of luxuries. Oh, and medical.

[@jdgoesham5381]

At least.

[@jospence115]

Where the hell do you live

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

She'll figure out how to pay for it, she'll be blowing dudes $ 100 a pop

[@Booma4142]

Make her a janitor with no change in salary. I wanna see how long she lasts.

[@hermannschwartz6146]

It is not physically possible to measure such short time duration 😂

[@orppranator5230]

@@hermannschwartz6146It’s like division by 0

[@KiomonDuck]

I cant afford a 1k apartment.

[@xxskizzumxx]

Oooohhh.....looks at mister moneypants over here

[@unlimited971]

​@@xxskizzumxx?

[@Leon_Sullivan]

Me neither, brother. I hope you're not having to rent a refrigerator box.

[@RamC002]

Bros rolling in dough over here. 1k??? Are you insane?

[@b.thomas8926]

I managed a $600 a month one and I thought I was in paradise. I was living the dream, baby. Then they raised the rent, the assholes.

[@user-ns4zm8qe9p]

I spent all my money on warhammer and now can’t afford rent. Corporate America is a waking nightmare

[@satzbau9185]

Based

[@KingSardius]

😂

[@user-ns4zm8qe9p]

@ being Canadian doesn’t help 😂 I love my country too much to leave though

[@Theresnoiinfuckyou]

Fear not brother, The Emperor protects.

[@markcoleman7246]

@@user-ns4zm8qe9p Pierre Poilievre?

[@critterfeatures]

She's lying. She rented that office, never had a tech job and her parents own that apartment She's living at.

[@Bonesawisready926]

I'm guessing she worked in "tech" but can't read or write Java to save her life.

[@chill-_-839]

what made you jump to java for tech.

[@daruthebeast]

@@chill-_-839 usual corporate stuff i bet

[@heiscalledinvinciblenotinv68]

Nigga did you just mention java for tech? Are you serious?

[@Leathal]

If you can’t write Fortran or COBOL I feel bad for you son

[@johnyewtube2286]

> java Good morning sir, hope you accomplished the needful?

[@av7610]

I love how they describe their job as “tech job”. This is done to hide their actual job responsibility and assignments within the company.

[@pyramidal_ancestors]

"Corporate job" is a great way to avoid saying "useless admin" also, I don't remember people speaking vacuously about "corporate jobs" to try to sound more impressive before the past few years.

[@Phobos11]

It’s Accenture, her job is as much a tech job as WeWork was a tech startup

[@orkhepaj]

which is daycare for rich families

[@hornetguy9063]

@@Phobos11median total pay of a consultant at Accenture: $133k. I know it’s NYC, but still, I see jobs asking for insane amounts of skill that don’t pay that. And she’s a single woman. What’s she whining about?

[@joeyk19801]

"Excel modeled".... I was a data analyst for years, and now a DS.... I would never brag about "modeling" something in Excel... Plus, I don't believe she's really "modeling" in Ecxel... She's probably playing with spreadsheets and calling it modeling...

[@iso_Bandit]

Lol new York. 5k a month. Me, Texan, 4 bedroom house, 1700 a month. 50 miles from a major city. Life is good.

[@terrylandess6072]

How much to install a minefield? :D

[@iso_Bandit]

@@terrylandess6072 about the average cost of a Vietnamese soldier in 1960 🕷

[@iso_Bandit]

@@asuspiciousavocado3317i 35 is populated quiet a bit

[@iso_Bandit]

@@asuspiciousavocado3317 i hear Elon is building a city though

[@shaneyy__]

@@asuspiciousavocado3317given how Austin keeps voting, it’ll get up to 5k soon.

[@Karasu-Bot]

I too am delusional for speading all my money on gundam. God help me

[@dinduslayer]

Don't worry, now that Trump is in office your dollars have more consuming power.

[@patrickglaser1560]

​@Darren-i8b9t i think it's an auto keyboard problem

[@ProjectRedfoot]

​@@patrickglaser1560 They even went back to edit it and still failed lol

[@StoneCBears]

But my MG Strike Freedom Gundam need that extra paint and decals to be perfect.

[@masterace9543]

That plastic crack addiction is real 😂​@@StoneCBears

[@ProtoType99468]

I worked 2 jobs early 90's , retired now and house & cars are paid off.

[@Kal_g]

Yay! Gundam covering adult daycares again! Also, why would anyone want a $5,000 apartment?

[@rainliongod7493]

I would rather have a $1000 house and throw all that extra $ at a mortgage.

[@MadsterV]

well to pay for my mansion, of course! oh you mean why would anyone RENT it? no clue.

[@RussellFlowers]

Dude, she worked 5 hours on Excel sheets, that's like loading 16 tons of coal compared to what were seeing a few years ago.

[@wmason1961]

"Ask them 'hey, 11:43 how did you do it?' " Uh, I live in a fantasy. Like you do. I am imaginary.

[@Vergil666.]

"They take parts of every guy they like, and they create this perfect guy in their head that will never exist" wiser words have never been spoken!

[@MadsterV]

met one that did that out loud. She was hot, but not THAT hot.

[@KaeYoss]

Frankensteining

[@martymcfly88mph35]

That's actually so wise and true. Dated chicks like that.

[@marwnchimpunemployed]

Cope and loneliness heavy here

[@orppranator5230]

The problem with that isn’t the fantasy, it’s their attempts to actually enforce that fantasy on all of the options they have.

[@GafferPerkele]

5K a month? Move to a 500-1000 a month appartment, but the 4k aside for a year or so and you have a down payment for a decent house almost anywhere.

[@dlewis9760]

The woman is in (or was) in "Fashion". Palukaville doesn't have a "Fashion" industry. Her choice to get into a industry where the cost to live is dumb. If, and she really knew, that her job was stable, the 5k is the cost of doing business. Having windows and view is probably a grand or two alone. "Fashion" is an industry that exists to BS people into buying ideas that you wear. Until the ideas change. You can't do that working and living 50 miles from NYC. In the US, it's NYC and LA for this industry. It's that or nothing. I'd take nothing, but that's me.

[@terrylandess6072]

@@dlewis9760 Vanity is quite a lucrative business. It's why I pissed on that show, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. It made me despise them - not want to be like them. That is society's litmus test. Opulent waste because they can. Zero respect.

[@jimster1111]

depends on the area of the country where you live. in my shitty podunk state you could probably find an apartment for 800-1000$ a month but the average pay is around 30,000$ a year. in new york city you would be lucky to find an apartment for less than 2500$ a month. but its also a place where they consider you poor if you only make 80k a year.

[@Bimbo-Balls]

Where do you find an apartment for 500 a month? 😂😂😂

[@Sgtklark]

Thanks!

[@2Infinit2]

After all these years how does Gundam not have millions of subs... insane. Gundam IS KZbin

[@isosev]

People like her are so disconnected from reality and how people actually work and live. She has completely lost the plot.

[@sumomaster5585]

I mean we all live in social bubbles really...working in construction you can't relate to other ppl who work in other jobs...and on it goes...nothing is wrong with her so long as she socializes with similar people...reality will hit her hard if she switches though

[@isosev]

@@sumomaster5585 There is a difference between not knowing and willful ignorance. That lady is expressing willful ignorance. Why do I say that? Because the internet exists. She can see how people that arent in her social bubble live. She never sought to even look for it.

[@777dragonborn]

We have the tool to fix feminism the tool between my legs . Stay home and grow kids garden and meals . I don't understand why women would not to content with that That's their primary function. They get all the vacation time and have to worry about getting fired .

[@jonpato]

Imagine a world where everyone's share of resources are decided solely by their contribution to said resources.

[@zachb8012]

I work in tech. I used to look at those sky scrapers and wonder what kind of great things all those people were accomplishing in there. No more. I now understand the extent of the feudalistic empire of people who do NOTHING of value. I'm an engineer and we are one of the only roles in the company that produce a product. These, "consultants", managers, project manager, and leadership jobs are purely performative that produce a product intended to be handed from one meaningless job to the next. I would encourage anybody to read David Grueber's essay entitled Bullshit Jobs in Strike magazine. He describes it as, "frying fish", where the company cafeteria manager needs to make more money so he hires a team to fry the fish and that continues 'til it fills the building. Don't be afraid, it's a short essay and it will illuminate the corporate tech world.

[@magneric]

Yup. Its by the efforts of the engineers and workers on the production line that all these consultants can parasitise off what your work

[@Green_Tea_Coffee]

I'll vouch for Project Managers. (No, I'm not one.) The job of the engineers is to design and build stuff. The job of the PM is to make sure the engineers stay within budget and deliver on time. A good PM is an absolute necessity to an effective team. A bad one, on the other hand, can completely tank a project.

[@AlexKS1992]

Consultants are glorified middle men.

[@zachb8012]

@@Green_Tea_Coffee In my experience PMs are necessary because their job is to keep engineers focused on delivering value and not being distracted by the, "fish frying" tasks foisted on engineering by arguably even less useful middle leadership in an org. IE. leadership whose job neither includes making business or engineering decisions. For example you say, "stay within budget" but I hear, "juggle Jira tasks and schedule meetings to keep cost/estimates accurate." But the thing is... IF engineering is doing something that delivers obvious value for the business, the project is crystal clear and literally every decision of value beyond, "do the thing" comes engineering. A good PM might great at frying fish, but their job is to prevent engineers from getting caught up in frying fish, and my contention is the fish frying tasks are seldom necessary to begin with.Seriously, bro, if you work in an office do yourself a favor and read the Grueber essay. If you like the essay he wrote a whole book, but it's not required reading.

[@AlvinKazu]

When Iw as a programmer working on 3D stuff, I found a website/page that was called "The Game Programmer's Dictionary." It had all sorts of words for occurances you would have. One was "Meat Shield" which was something like Middle Management is the Meat Shield between upper and lower managers. But one of the best ones was "Yellow Pixel." Yellow Pixel is something that devs purposely put into the demonstration, so that these low level managers can point it out, to get their ego-boost/etc, while ignoring the actual issues/important things that shouldn't be tampered with. Absolutely hilarious. We all know that these managers just care about finding things so that they can report in board meetings how great of a job they did by "fixing" something. Insanity.

[@Roboticus_Prime_RC]

Wtf is "flavored air?" You mean smell? Is it a smelling stick? I'll stick with my markers.

[@redlight3932]

I smoke cigarettes with fum to quit vaping

[@pieeater108]

It’s huffing essential oils, no joke

[@nobodybw1962]

I was thinking it was scented candles. Tons of liberal girls are into those

[@hackermanack3393]

reminds me of Ohare Air from the Lorax lmao kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIi9hqNogKtootU

[@mrscruffles801]

No thank you, I'll stick with cigars. They're somehow less gay.

[@laptv2144]

She works at Accenture. What the hell does she add that is valuable to that consulting firm?

[@aquariandawn4750]

DEI quota. The real work of the company is probably being done all the way over in India

[@laptv2144]

@ yeah they specialize in outsourcing

[@hughdelaterra9004]

She'll just move back in with her parents....

[@logicalphallusry]

*parent Liberal so I wouldn't bank on there being a dad.

[@Ulysses-fy4sq]

"Excel-modelled?" What? You played with a spreadsheet.

[@anonony9081]

probably utilizing code that someone else wrote. She basically uses a template and plugs numbers into it and it gives her the answers

[@aguyfromnothere]

Friend in private equity mostly used excel. He worked 80 hours a week working self to bone but became partner in his 30s and got to retire. But he did a lot of excel.

[@emdo.unlimited555]

​@aguyfromnothere pay aside, private equity is just as bullcrap as the consultant's job.

[@Ulysses-fy4sq]

I object most to their neologisms: forever expanding the trendy idiomatic language of social media or inventing compound verbs, as here, to describe what they solipsistically presume is a relatable experience.

[@evan6901]

Today at work I created a plumbing system for a single family home that will be lived in for the next 100 years, this lady got a coffee and rented a room with two computers.

[@ThatKidTony]

"excel modelled" They really try to glorify what they're actually doing lol

[@cynicalPixels]

even more laughable with A.I. you can do that 10hrs work in 5 mins

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

Like calling themselves small business owner,entrepreneurs,or manager of a production company but they’re all just OF “Models”😂

[@majorgear1021]

Keep in mind, her entire story could be made up to get clicks. She was never fired, she was never stuck in a 5k month lease. She made it up to get engagement and views.

[@jh5131]

C'mon man...women never ever lie about anything. Ever. :/

[@lj9513]

There's a lot of women who either have their dad pay their rent or a sugar daddy do something similar. She's simply too calm to be needing to pay the rent herself.

[@foxyfoxington2651]

The juxtaposition between "flavored air" and the subject of this video is delightful.

[@madaggar9765]

That first one is on the fast track to being replaced by AI. Also loved that "office dog" which is clearly just there for surveillance.

[@forbiddenruin]

Speaking of surveillance: I wonder when the videos leak that shows these robots recording people screwing in the office.

[@sumomaster5585]

@@forbiddenruin screwing in the office? nah, doubt ppl are that horny to risk their livelihood

[@geraldineregina7069]

I'm a woman who works a 9 - 5 job to pay rent and other bills and support my parents.... how do you sign a lease on no job???? Are some people deliberately dumb in the US???? It would be hilarious if it wasn't painfully stupid!!!🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@theunknownatheist3815]

Yes, 70,343,879 people in America are total idiots. About 48% of the country, actually. It sucks

[@toeray5864]

I live on a half acre in the suburbs with a big fenced in backyard where I play any sport you can think of with my kids and my mortgage is $1700 a month. These folks may as well be on another planet.

[@richardjcranium]

But you're not "in the big city" bro you'll never "make it"

[@RheverendJ]

6:10 spoiler alert: she ends up doing OF

[@El_Simo]

Bro, exact time i thought it 😂

[@KnightofAges]

Same thought here.

[@trklgs31]

Safe to say most of us have that thought 😂

[@robertanderson5092]

A lot of dude had that thot

[@gregkareem9824]

@@RheverendJ typical low quality woman 304 hiveminded npc lol just like the others she's no different gotta make quick money but look bad? Look no further to destroying yourself and basically selling your soul goinf to onlyfans woo hoo such a high quality woman lol smh

[@mimzy4319]

I wonder why she got fired. Probably showing up late, not getting work done, making stupid tiktoks on the company's dime.

[@Boethius4748]

She just turned 30? In 2 miles take exit 304 toward East OF and Catlady. Turn left into the weeds.

[@mealsome1571]

Before or after taking a pit stop at the wall?

[@theunknownatheist3815]

😂

[@mghegotagun]

Having a new job as a network tech, I often feel insecure about having nothing to do until something breaks. And then I see these women

[@stevenschnepp576]

I don't know about that. It's been my experience that the management is pretty happy so long as nothing is breaking.

[@RSK412]

Oh no no WE NEED YOU on call bud. People go from 0 to 100 when something doesn't work like it did yesterday.

[@suenzhong7891]

None of us can grab an uber just because we 'feel to lazy' to drive or take public transport. Rich folks like this girl who like pretending to be poor infuriates me.

[@fullyproblematic]

I'm in I.T., and I guarantee the only person being forced to be more productive is the tech staff that have to deal with all these women having two laptops. What a frickin' nightmare. "Oh, I don't know how all that spyware and malware got on there, (for the umpteenth time) I didn't put it there! Could you fix it for me please? tee hee hee!" Alcohol, take me away!

[@therocinante3443]

I'm in IT also and that's the first thing I thought. These types are the WORST

[@matthewphelps5136]

I believe you mean Calgon take me.......oh, never mind, you're right, alcohol, take me away!

[@blitzbc5689]

"I don't know how all of this got on my work computer" Oh I don't know. Maybe IT'S THE SCAM SHOPPING WEBSITES YOU'RE ON. AGHHHHHHHH

[@mystuff9999]

Also (in Aussie accent): “Oi, which of you dumb cants decided giving people two laptops would help with anything, especially improving efficiency? Wankers.“

[@kbaccari88]

How did the spyware get there? Are shopping Temu during breaks?

[@pronoblewolf]

And these people wonder why they get fired first they literally waste the most resources and do the least amount of work

[@jerryhadler8835]

She seems to be happy about losing her high paying job and not being able to afford living. ????? How does that happen? Unless your a fraud it then makes perfect sense.

[@herenaakuma85]

Im a 32yo woman from Poland. My perfect relationship is where we are imperfect but we care about eachother enough to talk like adults, work stuff out and support eachother both in hard times and in bettering ourselves. I dont earn much but I still pay all the bills and am able to put aside money while providing for my mom and cat. Its not that difficult. I dont know why so many young ppl are so obsessed with consumerism that they cant even control their finances. Its like the most basic level of responsibility

[@blahmcblahface3965]

Wanna get married? Tuesday?

[@mealsome1571]

Seeing as the guy above me already wants you. You got a sister or cousin? preferably younger by 3 years closer to my age XD

[@herenaakuma85]

@@blahmcblahface3965 I work afternoons next week so it has to be done in the morning. Mind you that theres war close to polish boarder so you'll have to prepare to defend the nest with me, becouse we poles dont surrender ;)

[@Remianen]

You answered your own question. The most basic level of what? We're talking about women who see 'personal responsibility' as a political attack on their character. It's a "red pill talking point". I learned how to balance a checkbook (yes, it was that long ago) at age 10 in Home Economics class in middle school. Most of these women never learn that (it was the same class that taught basic cooking and sewing skills too).

[@herenaakuma85]

@@mealsome1571 nope. Only-child. But there's enough quality woman around here in Poland, you are welcome to visit. Opcionally you have time to Tuesday to change my mind :P

[@brayenmorrison3199]

Great... more Tiktok cringe for Gundam to showcase and share with us. At the cost of his sanity.

[@terrylandess6072]

Society has made it very easy for the adults in any room to know whom they can count on and those they should avoid.

[@tyler1768]

With all these women in videos like this you never see any work done

[@TheWarmachine375]

TF2 Medic: "Hmph. Women." ☕

[@jefferyquick3280]

😂☕️

[@Nundevwizer]

Be funnier if he said it in German

[@CArcherOwl]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Sgt_Turkigreyvi]

Hahahaha.☕️☕️

[@Zero41sv]

The fact she's using excel for her modelling, and spent ten hours on it, should be her first warning sign. Nobody is gonna pay at that level for EXCEL work much longer.

[@marhawkman303]

Enh, GOOD work or bad work? Legit skill is still useful. it's the low-level junk jobs that get cut.

[@cyxceven545]

ngl, since no one else will do it, spreadsheets and code skills are still marketable. still waiting on that AI replacement... any day now...

[@DeltaDanner]

@@marhawkman303if you are skilled with Excel it shouldn’t take you 10 hours to make a spreadsheet

[@marhawkman303]

@@cyxceven545 yeah nowadays you'd be more likely to get a job fact-checking the AI than actually using AI junk

[@Zero41sv]

@@marhawkman303 most companies I encounter in my professional life (Northern Europe, so your mileage may vary if you're elsewhere) barely touch excel, which wasn't the case just a few years ago. If I delivered an excel model today, I'd get laughed out of the room at most places. They have, and expect the use of, other faster and more capable tools - and I expect that will only continue to become the norm more widely. One director I spoke to told me he views having Excel skills as equivalent to putting 'Typing' on your CV in the 90's - it used to be a skill that was needed and not super common, but eventually it's just expected you'd know it to even be in the field at all and so it's not worth paying much for on its own. I dont know if this woman was required to manually model in excel, I'd be surprised if that were the case at a tech firm, but it's possible - but if it wasn't specifically requested of her to deliver an excel model and that's how she was spending ten hours, I'd sure have serious questions about her capability.

[@toothgrinder2760]

0:28 Consulting is, _and always has been,_ a racket.

[@darkram6614]

Naw, it highly depends. I work for a large engineering consulting firm. We do everything from 100' ground borings to welding & foundation inspections. By law, we have to be a 3rd party inspector in all construction, and our engineers have to sign off before the city/county will allow it to be used by the public

[@Jwight1984]

If they gave them 10 laptops they could like . . . Umm . . . Triple productivity at least.

[@curiositycloset2359]

Im guessing they havent learnt to tab between pages

[@Theweouthereforrealclub-]

These were the people wearing TWO surgical masks to protect themselves from aerosolized virus particulates because two is obviously twice as good. 😷

[@jross9919]

​@@curiositycloset2359 or use a Second screen

[@anonony9081]

It's not a "tech job" if you do HR at a tech company.

[@NarwahlGaming]

_"Oh, yeah. I work in the space industry."_ _"Wow! Do you build the rockets? Do you push the launch button?!"_ _"I'm the janitor."_

[@Popcornio]

@1:08 - "They give us two laptops now so we can double our productivity." 2 times 0 is still 0.

[@catbert2412]

how exactly does having 2 computers double production? the person can still only work on one at a time & if you are going to say they can have multiple things open just give them 2 monitors so they can spread things out. this company sounds like they just throw money away because they have crap management

[@hawaiisidecar]

Yes. A dock with 2 monitors.

[@Remianen]

It works with rendering/editing and things of that nature. You cut dead time (waiting for rendering) by having two sets to work from. But in this woman's case, you're absolutely right.

[@burntumbrage6868]

I love how earnestly she repeated the ‘2 laptops to Double productivity’ horse$hit line, without even a hint of irony…meaning, she has no independent thought whatsoever going on between her ears; just spouting marketing jargon like it’s gospel. This is the modern ‘adult’ that propaganda built. These are the people who vote, drive and compete for resources alongside actual humans…

[@burntumbrage6868]

@ - it works for several actual technical tasks (real ‘tech’), but we all know that’s not anything she or her installed cohorts are doing.

[@mattmurphy7030]

@@burntumbrage6868pretty sure it was a joke

[@N0meC0gn0me]

That insufferable monotone voice narrating the dumbest workday you can possibly imagine is kind of a trademark of rage bait.

[@anonony9081]

vocal fry and up talk too

[@themysteriousdomainmoviepalace]

As a woman, I do would also be afraid of being homeless and find another job! And never get an apartment in NYC.

[@ZachGilmore-f3f]

Women trying to expound on corporate America is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

[@buster-vu7sx]

0:35 Why do lefty women pronounce 'literally', 'lil Italy'? It's bizarre

[@judesheckelberg5135]

I think it's the foreign accent coming out...

[@phutureproof]

most people under the age of 30 cant talk or write or read properly anymore, skibidi rizz or whatever

[@eoingaskin]

I don't know what your hearing, but she definitely pronounced it correctly.

[@phillawrence5148]

​@@eoingaskinNo

[@planet7782]

Everyone from California I've met says that too

[@williamsn411]

I lived in my car for a period of time. Not once during that time did I think “I should make a bunch of TikTok videos!”.

[@SonOfTheOne111]

10:10 her future self is screaming- “GET OUT OF THAT LEASE!”

[@hoi-polloi1863]

Hopefully it's her 10 minutes future self... ;D

[@MrLavajet]

I saw the robot office dog and I immediately thought of the Black Mirror episode "Metalhead." Construction plumbing ain't wine and roses but at least I don't have killer robot dogs and insufferable liberal chicks to deal with.

[@teddyharvester]

2 laptops and a robo-dog? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that one is for surveillance, the second is for surveillance and the third is for even more surveillance. That's how they found out she does nothing and also records the inside of the office, which is gonna be a big nono for a lot of corporations, because potentially their clients might find out how nothing is really getting done for all the money they're paying.

[@samwayne8961]

trust me, AI will replace officer workers (mostly petty ass college educated women) first before any janitor or construction worker or trade worker

[@fatlenny9361]

Yea well be aight

[@veggsbacon1891]

God, I hope that arrives fast. Janitors, construction workers, trade workers, and all people who are actually working, *thank you, and you are awesome!*

[@dlewis9760]

At a minimum if AI never happens, back office people in metro areas is dumb just based on the square foot rates for leases or ownership. They have no need to be in the big city. The costs to cube farm them and a "Competitive salary" with insurance that can pay their dental and medical is a lot higher in NYC than even 50 miles from NYC. But, you need the window dressing of customer facing staff for the B2B clients and/or retail. That's really only a tiny bit of a company's work force.

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

I need to find that Krassenberg post about who college educated people voted for... 😈😈

[@DesktopCrocs]

@@veggsbacon1891 As a janitor, your kind words are appreciated! :)

[@henricusinstitoris2325]

Damn 5k! That's insane

[@SpartanTrigger]

Base 60k a year for just rent is crazy …

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

It just shows you how stupid city folk is. I live in California on a 10-acre ranch, and my house payment is 1800 a month. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@name-vi6fs]

All so she can live in a concrete jungle.

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

It just shows you how stupid city folk are. I live in California on a 10-acre ranch, and my house payment is 1800 a month. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nukiesduke6868]

@@name-vi6fs *in a shoe box.

[@HippiePirates]

She is going from a ‘tech job’ to a 100 day focused effort getting money out of simps pockets. She will be fine and will probably make more money than her ‘tech job’.

[@Snakedude4life]

5K a month for an apartment that she doesn’t actually own in a building that she also doesn’t own on land that she also doesn’t own. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@catus-cactus]

👞👠👟🥿🥾👢🩰👡🩴

[@Solon_The_Lich]

Leisure Class Is Gonna Leisure Class

[@Snakedude4life]

@@catus-cactus Still big mad from election night, lil guy?

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

#GirlMath

[@phillawrence5148]

☕

[@DarkysLPs]

Taking an Uber to the Office? How much does she make a month?!

[@awaitingall]

"WE'RE SO BLESSED" beech, i wouldnt know a blessing if it was uber'd to you

[@hamburglar710]

"Its a Gundam!" Some zeon soldier

[@adithyasajitkumar4204]

Probably a titan

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

That was an OZ soldier. Neon would call it the "white devil."

[@Katazo98]

Nah it was probably a OZ Solider

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

It was Oz Zein would've said white devil

[@unlimited971]

Bruh. Some zeon soldier is fitting for those npc. Yet quite insulting for the zeon army. What a time to live in.

[@samsamsamsamsamanilla5281]

I work at a blue collar factory job, we don't have an "office dog" unless she referring to the employees

[@xxskizzumxx]

What a beautiful day

[@charlesplante]

What a beautiful dewang. *Chew*

[@scbane]

I would love to see one of these walking "equality" contradictions have to do roofing in summer for a week.

[@muznick]

She wouldn't last five minutes.