Demonic Toys (and a lil' more Puppet Master) - re:View

We gave up on the Puppet Master series. Sorry to disappoint the three of you that were looking forward to our opinions on Puppet Master: Axis of Evil. Instead, we decided to switch focus to the far superior tiny killer dolls movie Demonic Toys! And to segue into that, we also watched the non-canon crossover masterpiece Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys. Happy Halloween! This year, we've given you a rock in your candy bag.

[@kidmonster670]

I love how Mike will print out his notes on to physical paper, Jack keeps a little journal for his thoughts, and Jay will make a display board to serve as visual aid. Rich must be so proud to see his sons inherit his love for physical craftsmanship.

[@mwhitcher]

Rich appreciates visual aids. He loves all types of aids

[@benjaminfisher5351]

And Rich keeps it all in his head. No dementia for him!

[@TheMatusavage]

They almost got all of Vincent Thorne's filmography. They're missing "Welcome to Hell with Vincent Welles" from 2020

[@matzotv4047]

The amount of output RLM has achieved recently has really subverted my expectations.

[@cameronwebb5621]

it's about family and that's what's important

[@PirateOfTheWastes]

WHAT ARE NEXT?!

[@MortalCoil64]

Is it narratively satisfying?

[@Jokoko2828]

And that's the most important part, subverting expectations.

[@ridderjaim3]

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

[@milesjl85]

The boys are cranking ‘em out this October!

[@orioncooper1705]

They are going to be so chafed by Turkey Day.

[@JoshuaKelso-gp8xe]

And God Bless them for it.

[@farthead1678]

Cranking the hog!

[@bobharding1667]

Really are Blumhousing em

[@Zanericherd]

I wish they had done Leprechaun or Hellraiser series though.

[@OrinLinwe]

Toulon Foo, Thanks for Everything! Corey Feldman.

[@sniperjoe58]

I was just thinking about that movie at work yesterday and trying to remember the full title. Your joke reminded me. Coulda googled it but I knew it would come to me, and I guess it did. Thanks stranger

[@OrinLinwe]

@@sniperjoe58 To be fair, it is an excessively- borderline aggressively - obtuse way of naming your movie (which is basically just marketing anyway). I remember it being alright, as queer movies about drag queens/possibly trans in a decidedly unwoke era goes. Good on wesley snipes for taking the role, and not making a joke out of it.

[@MQuadrucci]

Yes! A brillion times! Yes, I will marry you!!! What's more, I think you've got a point about titles basically being specimercials for movies. I've never even seen this one, but hot damn, your repartee almost choked me with my own coffee!

[@Wjyndigo]

🏆

[@Randy_Reacts]

If I could have half of Jack's enthusiasm and agreeable disposition, my life would be exponentially better than bad.

[@Eamonshort1]

For real, he's a sweetheart we must protect from Mike's rampant cynicism.

[@Juiceski28]

Sometime in grade school I woke up in the middle of the night to Demonic Toys playing on HBO and I remember being too paralyzed with fear by that demonic little boy to be able to find the remote to shut it off. Had no idea what the movie was called until now. Thanks RLM, for helping me relive that decades old trauma! 👍🏻

[@thecappeningchannel515]

British grade school or us?

[@cornobjects1173]

It's like they say, trauma plus time becomes comedy

[@abcpea]

I don't remember the movie, but I remember the nightmare it gave me.

[@Juiceski28]

@@thecappeningchannel515 US grade school, many moons ago. I was 10-12 years old, tops 🫣

[@j.2512]

i feel kids were the main audience for all these types of movies and they were deliberately done knowing that, we all had memories of these, which is fucked up because it was full of violence and nudity.

[@dracenines]

Someone working on Demonic Toys was a big Doom Patrol nerd. The imagery of the three little kids in gas masks on tricycles is straight out of Issue 31 of Grant Morrison's run.

[@liamfarranree4433]

If you believe Grant Morrison he is an actual magician who has battled demons in real life so it all checks out.

[@mattbishop7825]

It's a testament to these two that despite having never seen these films and having no interest in seeing them, I'm still very happy to listen to their analysis. Good stuff.

[@AmazingThor]

I liked when the farting baby and the cyborg cowboy realized their mothers were both named Martha.

[@noahlee9860]

@@AmazingThor why did you say that name?!!

[@orwell9788]

@@noahlee9860When Batman smashed Superman’s face into a urinal and then dabbed over him, I clapped 👏

[@decepticonmecha]

​​@@orwell9788Then he hits the griddy and tells Superman that he lacks the skibidi Ohio rizz. Chills. Everywhere.

[@KL-pe4kn]

Jay: “she has relationship problems with her family, she’s a runaway, she’s hiding out in this warehouse, then she just gets her eyeball stabbed out” Jack: “which I appreciated”

[@ManOutofTime913]

The true Redlettermedia endgame is going to be finally watching Babylon 5.

[@Gilead_Galavant]

Is Babylon 5 vs Farscape replacing Star Wars vs Star Trek?

[@ManOutofTime913]

@Gilead_Galavant If only.

[@shaggycan]

My thoughts exactly.

[@richardholland1865]

What was the non-ST Roddenberry series they made after he died? That seems like the real dregs scraping.

[@ManOutofTime913]

@@richardholland1865 Andromeda with Kevin Sorbo. Apparently it has three okayish seasons and two garbage ones.

[@CS9_]

Corey Feldman in Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys sounds like Mike doing a bad impression of his voice for Half in the Bag.

[@ducko5404]

Mike was the voiceover uncredited

[@jaydogg289]

It's also the same voice that Feldman used for the direct-to-video Lost Boys films.

[@paulkenny105]

I love that jack gets so angry about the inconsistency of puppet master lore

[@benjaminfisher5351]

And how STUPID IT all looks!

[@KoboldCloaca]

Take a shot for every time they say *_"Toulon"_* and your liver will fail before the trick-or-treaters show up

[@NoahRichard]

It went on for too long

[@KoboldCloaca]

@@NoahRichard I'm pretty sure that's the official summary for the Puppet Master series, too, lmao.

[@rexcatston8412]

I'm on my 85th shot....and then I saw this comment

[@Grogeous_Maximus]

Joke's on you. My liver already failed.

[@nunyanunya4147]

Godz i hope you are right....

[@SebastiansHits]

Oh you guys opened up a whole can of worms. We now need talks of Demonic Toys 2, Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, and the separate Dollman movies too!! You guys need to do one for the Trancers series as well!

[@goblined]

I think we’ve had enough from Full Moon pictures for a long time.

[@MattPerrette]

Yes! More Full Moon!!!

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

@@MattPerrette They have an Amazon Prime channel now.

[@HoxMouse]

Killjoy re:view when

[@amerikai]

the slacker security guard was the bar owner in Terminator 2

[@Metostopholes]

"Can't let ya take the man's wheels, son."

[@m.addington2286]

The spookiest thing this halloween is the upload rate.

[@benjaminfisher5351]

Scary GOOD! November first and still Halloween content to watch!? I’m so thankful! It’s a Christmas miracle! Happy new year!

[@dbsommers1]

I did like the idea of these low budget schlock being part of a connected universe. It was a neat idea in a field that needed them as a hook.

[@JamesMacPh]

Demonic Toys was a VHS tape "cover" that blew my mind as a kid upon seeing it in the local mom and pop' video store. So I rented it, and even as a kid I had this feeling that I was too young to fully understand ..something like "somehow, even though I am 8, I know no one will probably every care about this again ..." How wrong I was.

[@lyubit9841]

Experiencing a One Star Review moment

[@born2illustrate]

My friend is THE biggest fan of the Puppet Master franchise, so guess who is going to have to sit through a marathon with them tonight. HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEN

[@TVindustries5000]

sending strength bro. try your best not to drift off to sleep in the later ones

[@scottneil1187]

I'd no longer be friends with him. That's torture, pure and simple.

[@alexandermckay9521]

Ignore the two boring people who responded. It’ll be a fun time 😊

[@born2illustrate]

@@alexandermckay9521 it has been so far! it's fun with all of us making fun of them. what better tradition for Halloween parties than watching bad/goofy horror movies everyone can dunk on together!

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

Enjoy the video game. It's fun and canonical.

[@andrewhickinbottom1051]

Nice! I watched Demonic Toys and the Dollman crossover for the first time earlier this week! I immediately thought of you guys when i saw the 'Chunky's chicken' bits. Your skit on that is forever etched in my mind.

[@24Fanboy]

Don’t worry Demonic Toys. No-one ever really dies!

[@kennethstark1117]

KINGPIN!! So happy to hear even just 20 seconds of talking about it

[@williammitchell5201]

Slacker Security Guard - "Can't let you take the man's wheels, son" . Love seeing all these character actors pop up in different places. Great video!!

[@singrdave]

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys is the sequel to three movies. Let's get Dollman, Bad Channels, and the whole dang Demonic Toys universe into the mix! You've opened a true can of worms, boys!

[@VictorCrackus]

Oh shit. I would LOVE them to do Bad Channels. Manic Depresso is still in my head to this day.

[@jesseperry9602]

Jack is quickly becoming my favorite cast member. He consistently makes good points, makes me laugh a lot, and hates Zach Snyder movies. What's not to love?

[@frankez99]

He needs much more airtime than that new dude….he”s terrible

[@arrakeenhydra2363]

“Yeah!”

[@richardholland1865]

Jack is great in all of the second wind stuff too.

[@NorthernRealmJackal]

Jack is among my favourite regular RLM guests. He's such a dad.

[@benniepieters]

He's incredibly likeable

[@Spitzfingler]

I can't wait till they do all the Police Academy movies.

[@garymangan2761]

When !!

[@Casmaniac]

Honestly, they made a fun movie and 5 entertaining sequels, quite an accomplishment imo. Only the last one is unwatchable, but that's just like, my opinion man

[@underwaterlevelz1947]

Jay had a film professor that uses the Police Academy series as an example of diminishing margin of returns with sequels, its brilliant

[@Casmaniac]

@@underwaterlevelz1947 Lol seems like a smart professor

[@richardholland1865]

Talk about a series that beat every joke to death several times over. Wow.

[@DanDoel]

Can't believe Constantine ripped off Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys with that selling your soul multiple times trick.

[@chrissullivan6403]

Hellblazer vs Puppetmaster vs Demonic toys, make it happen DC.

[@matthewporter5048]

Lol I thought the same thing😂

[@Tencelas]

Dracula is there and he tries to drain one of the Puppets of blood, not knowing it had received an transfusion from one of the Demonic toys

[@zachjohnson7873]

Not to be that guy but the Dangerous Habits story in the comics is where Constantine selling his soul multiple times comes from, and predates the movie by over 10 years. Really, Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys ripped off Hellblazer

[@aarondavis8943]

From one bad film to another.

[@chadbrow]

How many times can Jack creepily say "Yeeeaa..."?

[@charleygordonFFA]

lol I like it

[@TheJeffreyLebowski]

Its my favourite new quote of his.

[@JonRamsten]

​@@charleygordonFFA"yeeeaaa"

[@JonathanPowers-ss8li]

Yeeeeaa

[@chstens]

He said it just as I finished reading this comment.

[@giants2k8]

I love these multi part in-depth reviews of films. They’re so engrossing.

[@DavorZupicic]

Can't wait for Mike's Star Trek month.

[@benjaminfisher5351]

Oh it hope so! But hasn’t he kinda monopolized with that already? Trivia and all?

[@DavorZupicic]

@benjaminfisher5351 well... there's an audience for best of the worst, which I can understand, even though I don't find any of it interesting or entertaining (and I tried watching several). I just wish they did a Star Trek TNG/VOY/DS9 re:Views or top episodes from each of those 90s series. Besides, in the TNG S1 re:View they mentioned doing a S2 top episodes.

[@amicuscure8s]

It’s been nice having Jack back. I know he was a punching bag for a while, but we love each other, me and my bald brothers

[@flywheelshyster]

These full moon reviews have given me more nostalgic tingles than any Hollywood studio Frankensteining our old classic franchises.

[@fartclown4404]

A new RLM video in my feed! I saw it and I clapped!

[@neliz2k]

very cool

[@MattPerrette]

@@neliz2kVERY cool

[@neliz2k]

@@MattPerrette ve-he-hery cool

[@karl_alan]

Can't wait to see these films. Just recently pre-ordered a demonic toys box set to see them for the first time.

[@theheebs100]

doubling the sales of the demonic toys box set!

[@thedrewsephYT]

More Puppet Master!?!? A Fist Full of Puppets, the never ending saga!

[@MondayThirteen]

Been waiting all week for this!

[@SirSmoldham]

My partner worked on those practicals in the original "Demonic Toys". I'll never forget how creeped out I was by that damn clown. Happy Halloween!

[@HeronKij]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I switched the first two letters of each word to the other word. You might not have noticed, Jay.

[@alexcoffey8804]

You might not have noticed it, but your brain did.

[@dbsommers1]

You sly dog.

[@HeronKij]

​@@dbsommers1HA HA

[@talmachristian2970]

Pure talent right there.

[@playedout148]

Evil Krusty the Clown doll from Treehouse of Horror III has a special place in my heart.

[@TylerDobbs-g5u]

I remember when this movie came out! I was so excited to watch it on TV and waited for like a week! I watched it with my mom, I was like 12. I loved it!

[@rhetiq9989]

Jack Quaid looks kinda different here

[@scottneil1187]

Hollywood man, it eats you up!.

[@grzegorzswist]

Jack Quaid after 2 episodes of RLM

[@MichalKaczorowski]

Radiation sickness after Oppenheimer.

[@benjaminfisher5351]

This is Jack #2

[@ElRook]

It’s the ghost of Jack Future, and it’s not lookin’ good!

[@dan_loeb]

29:08 apparently he tried his hand at a youtube podcast/interview show 4 years ago called "Welcome to Hell with Vincent Welles"

[@owen1079]

First saw demonic toys in 93 on VHS at mate's place as little kid. Spent till the internet was a thing a decade later to figure out what it was and finally download a copy in the late 00s lol. Thanks for the memories guys👍

[@bigdude1o1]

Every Halloween I pray for a Chucky series review 🙏

[@Bassoonoodles]

exactly what i needed on this halloween 🎃👻💀

[@ChrisMeadows92]

Corey Feldman was my age, 32, when he filmed Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys

[@jackbombay1423]

Do you see it as a failure or as a success?

[@toweypat]

And the actress playing his daughter was 18. So I guess it was alright to joke about him playing that role.

[@taigawoods6526]

Jack has some powerful drip in this video, salute to a real fashion fiend

[@ironglaciers1988]

Jay's shirt is rad.

[@1337SHAMAN5ki11z]

I need to know where to get one!

[@punishedfoxo]

Jack saying "Anthony Dice Clay" basically outs him as a casual O&A listener.

[@thatonechick1318]

I needed this right now. Thanks guys! 💚

[@joil6649]

I wasn’t expecting this. I’m very happy. Always happy to see Jack.

[@karl_alan]

Now you just gotta watch dollman & dollman vs demonic toys and you will've completed the universe

[@blacksabbath4252]

What a treat, i wanted a part 3 but didnt think it woukd happen. Ive rewatched the first two parts way to much. Please do a part 4.

[@dreamspan99]

Really thought we'd blown our Puppet Master load, what a treat!!!

[@LivingRoomSet-799]

Just in time for Christmas!

[@LarryDynamiteiii-p4j]

I haven't recovered from "Devil Story" yet.

[@toweypat]

*grunts hairily*

[@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048]

Under a Full Moon straight up Masterin' it. And by it? Haha, well... Let's just say I mean, my Pupepts

[@nequleg]

Really digging Jack's "Middle-aged PunPun" t-shirt 😂

[@MarnieWithSnakes]

My brother and I were bad horror connoisseurs as kids and Demonic Toys is an iconic favorite of ours. We’d be laughing to tears at the little kid demon saying “we can do the nasty”

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

Barton Fink shoutout gave me a big ol' grin. What a lovely man Jack Packard is. Happy Halloween everyone

[@marckhachfe1238]

Best line in kingpin. "What are you doing mr munson? "Flossing" "Flossing? Where did I get munson from?" "No, my name is munson, im flossing!"

[@witchowski]

keep the beard, Jack! looks fantastic!

[@ThomasWaguespack-s7e]

Finally, I new 2 videos about puppet master just wasn’t enough

[@bulbasaurbrutal5137]

Thank you for reviewing more Puppet Master! I love it when you do that :)

[@IcarusTyler]

In Dollman vs. Demonic Toys the Dollman is a cop, from space, where he was regular size. How do I know that? Because Dollman mentions that in EVERY. SINGLE. SCENE. He says it like 12 times!

[@pretzel1313]

_"It's no fun when they're in on the joke"_ I thought _The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra_ was really entertaining actually.

[@cygil1]

You thought wrong.

[@pretzel1313]

@cygil1 sorry you didn't enjoy it.

[@AleZayas]

I don't have anything against Cory Feldman nor I know much about him except the memes but when Jay said "Yes, this movie stars National embarrassment Cory Feldman" I laughed out loud. Like from my body a HAHAA came out involuntarily. This doesn't happen often.

[@Toteke]

Jay has great knowledge and Jack has great insight. That last line was killer

[@tvguts]

Woo-hoo, Demonic Toys review!!! One of the best movies I've ever seen that takes place almost entirely in an abandoned warehouse.

[@nickgambella4028]

Drink every time Jack says "yeaaaa"

[@kid_tbhh]

Demonic Toys vs Puppet Master was a fever dream childhood movie i found on a random channel. I can finally die happy knowing i didn't make it up.

[@JohnSmith-pj6wb]

this has been a big hit for you guys...i love these segments with puppet master and now this...id love to see you branch out to the house horror movies i think there is 4 or 5...also leprachaun movies would be great too

[@micshork]

Don’t forget the other Full Moon killer doll movies like “Blood Dolls” and “Ragdoll” both from 1999 and “Doll Graveyard” from 2005.

[@NerdStoryteller]

Always makes me laugh when Jay says "turns their heads into bugs."

[@richardholland1865]

Corey Feldman is too babyfaced to play an old person even now that he is becoming an old person. That and we can’t unsee his era where he dressed up like Michael Jackson.

[@whinybritches]

He's still dressing like Michael Jackson lol

[@robt.v.8688]

Like last Tuesday

[@Lou-kl1dm]

The whole series was enjoyable. Great finish

[@yup6588]

It's haloween. But your stuck at Jack's house and he's dressed like a clown watching puppet master

[@SerRedConnington]

The leech spitting doll traumatized me as a kid. I'm glad I can get some closure and emotional acceptance with this vid

[@PatrickMaliha]

Jay: Lots of chitter-chatter Jack: “Yah… !” 😂🤣😂☠️💀🎃

[@lets3]

An unexpected surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Happy Halloween from the boys at Let’s 3!

[@t.c.bramblett617]

Thank you for giving me something to watch whilst I cower in my darkened house avoiding trick or treaters

[@shadowcat4372]

I tapped out after puppet master 3 and then when I couldn't stop the fix I watched Demonic Toys, which was AMAZING

[@SmithSmithery]

Jack has such an awesome attitude on this show. Top-value RLM member.

[@AngesCoughMedicine]

“Yeah” “yeah” “Yeah” Yeahhhhh” “Yes”

[@NoxxPie]

Please someone make an edit of all the times Jack says "yeaaaah" and "yess". There's gotta be like 2 whole minutes of content in there.

[@LoganWood121]

Got Demonic Toys along with Dragnet on VHS for next to nothing when my local video store shut down over a decade ago.

[@plamenmarinov826]

Greetings from Bulgaria, since Jay mentioned it. A lot of crap and washed up movie star projects are shot here. We provide sets that resemble US settings which are perfect and cheap for them. Outside of that, my dream for a number of years is to watch b movies with you guys. I don’t know how it’s gonna happen, but somehow it will!

[@philipdonmichaeljohnsontho4184]

"National embarrassment Corey Feldman" - Damn, Jay

[@Sealab2021dotorg]

Where is the lie?

[@bgko91880]

​@@Sealab2021dotorgHe's actually accomplished something. Probably more than I can say for 99.9% of this audience.

[@reddeadspartan]

What he do?

[@schizzo8959]

This coming from a man with that haircut and shirt on is wild.

[@BertleMcGertle]

When I watched your puppet master review, the first thing I thought was, are they going to do demonic toys? This warms my soul.

[@arianshahrokh1439]

Halloween surprise. Thanks boys!!!

[@enochlamont877]

I wonder if Vanessa Angel is another victim of saying NO to Harvey. Just blacklisted down to obscurity.

[@SamuelLogan]

I'm a simple man, I see Red Letter Media and I watch it

[@JayBeezyTV]

Happy Halloweeeeeeeen

[@gremlinbd]

A SURPRISE PART 3?!?! I love you guys.

[@glitchedoom]

It's a Halloween miracle!

[@AmazingThor]

Jack lil notebook of Puppet Master lore is adorable.

[@nodwarves4u]

Seven minutes after upload, Let's Go!

[@nunyanunya4147]

i like how Jack died his beard (stubble) to match his second shirt. kinda festive with a shiny spooky looking ginger talking to a little boy dressed up as an adult.

[@nunyanunya4147]

yes i misspelled dyed. think ov it as a shitty movie title and praise its mediocrity. (dyslexcia and the 8 spelling apps only go so far together)

[@thecommentingdouche5497]

Finally a Demonic Toys video!