DeRay Davis - Shots Fired on a Night Out - This Is Not Happening

After witnessing a shooting outside a club, DeRay Davis hides in the bathroom. (Contains strong language.)
Follow DeRay Davis on Twitter: @DeRayDavis
About This Is Not Happening:
Now hosted by Roy Wood Jr., This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real-life experiences always make the best material.
Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: / @standup
Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: / standup
Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter: / standup
Facebook: / standup
Instagram: / ccstandup
Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: www.cc.com/topic/stand-up
#StandUp .
Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-a...

[@standup]

Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: kzbin.info/aero/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg

[@dg988]

Zero and p😂

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

"Ignorance is a disease, they can keep it over there." Quote of my life

[@RelentlessPedigree]

*Let it live over there

[@christopherturner451]

MYBRILLO!

[@jimmyneutron4632]

I need that quote framed in my house somewhere

[@Max-zr7hr]

Lol got the quote of your life wrong

[@evanabbott2737]

Yep! That’s what’s UP👍

[@nicholasslutzky7271]

"A gangsta would never kill someone while shittin, It's just not cool!"

[@anthisrogers]

Words to live by

[@cliffjones9812]

Unless they doing a job

[@ryanb2843]

Before saying “a gangsta” he said “he.” Which implied his brother a gangsta???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@flex_piper]

Facts.

[@projectbiscuits8777]

Ya must be slow

[@tyrant4115]

Even though it was short, one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while.

[@ivyg4075]

Tyrant agreed

[@reesha2787]

Most definitely

[@MostGiftd]

Tyrant he talks fast that’s y

[@jasmainjasmain2906]

Tyrant animated asf 😂 I love it

[@steppinrzr8396]

From his Netflix special

[@chuwokhachishi6033]

Is anyone binge watching Deray's stand-up or is it just me? He's so damn funny and enjoyable.

[@untilnomore]

It's not just you.🤣😂

[@amanmuhammad14]

Facts I love deray Davis

[@kgotsotsats1]

great delivery. he spoke really quickly so as to emulate the frenzied state of mind he was in on the eventful evening.

[@Gy23Ro]

"I walked over them like a people carpet." I don't why, but that got me good lol !!!

[@mvhemp]

Me too! Hahahaha, I looked down at my phone to answer a text, partially hearing the story, then I look back up at the video and hear him say that and just busted out laughing cus even though I missed a smitch of the skit, that line summed it all up to that part XD

[@BrittanyStar]

Dude is funny and all but according to this story he is a SNITCH (COP CALLING) and a BITCH! (RUNNING SCARED. LEFT HIS GIRL. STEPPING.ON PPL... UNFORGIVABLE

[@jasmainjasmain2906]

GyroDawn me too! 🤣

[@ikki9685]

Tiffany he don’t really know that bitch

[@kingayy9267]

@Brittany Bella Star Survival instinct turns many men into "bitches" temporarily but at least they survive (hopefully, anyway).

[@DevonnyDX]

"Where I'm from we don't duck down... we run!" #Same

[@jasmainjasmain2906]

DevonnyX FACTS.

[@lenaely6146]

"he ain't finna juggle" -wisdom

[@SilverWatcher.]

He a snitch had me on the floor. 🤣

[@nickdangelo2942]

shit me too how you gonna call someone a snitch for calling the police after a shooting and getting hit was he gonna walk to the er? lol

[@BrittanyStar]

That dude wasnt going to the er

[@xgbaxlittleone9412]

Stg

[@Ted_Swayinghill]

Dave Chappelle is heard laughing in the audience at 3:09 lol

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

Lol

[@Darksagan]

bru hahaha

[@thejiggy]

that shit made me yell, haha

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

🤔🤔🤔😑😑😑🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@lekhapratap1652]

Dude 4 rEal

[@BronzDano]

Awesome. I didn’t expect the ending. I thought the chick who gave him her keys was gonna be the dude’s GF. 😅

[@radtv5150]

That's where I thought he was going too.

[@EpithetMusicTV]

yeah, i was waiting on that too lol

[@ConLLee]

That’s kinda why he’s on this show if you think about it. The girl on the phone being the girl from earlier was the predictable punchline. He didn’t do the predictable line. You get what I’m saying

[@SOYOROYOS]

me too hahaha

[@TheRealJohnnieBlaze]

Me too

[@geberluis]

This guy is a natural, I need to see more of him.

[@lswilcoxon]

This guy has been around for a long time... Mid 90's

[@2kgrindtime]

He's been around along time just cause your white shouldn't matter i know plenty white comedians

[@crussteasock4047]

@@2kgrindtime *a long *you're Why u bringing race into it?

[@Vinnafetish]

I love his delivery and how he just don't skip a beat😝😅

[@senibo123]

I’m not doing well. Been deeply depressed. Suicidal. This actually made me at least smile today. Thank you.

[@emperial4421]

You got this buddy don’t think your alone sending love ❤️

[@AstroBaby91]

Same! I hope you're feeling better ❤

[@Phoenix-dq2uo]

Familiar. Enjoy the good ones as best you can. Good luck man

[@GeeEss]

Take it one smile, one laugh... one day at a time. You deserve to be here!

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

I love watching him tell stories bc he uses his whole body telling it... Plus he has the prettiest eyes.... OMG... Xoxo

[@zionakinjide650]

and that hair.....

[@beastemeauxde7029]

...don't think he's on your team anymore but cool either way.

[@7Shadow9]

@@beastemeauxde7029 He does move ah bit fruity doesn't he?

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

@@@7Shadow9 that dude is a pimp... He is known to always have at least 2 chicks on his arm always... Xoxo

[@etherjones8369]

Bitch you love anything black please STFU

[@nikag5217]

I love DeRay..That slip up tho lmao "he would nev- a gangsta would never..."

[@noelsturrup3817]

A gangster would never kill somebody shittin'

[@sashacurcic1719]

"Ignorance is a disease; let it live over there," fucking made me weak. 😂😂🤣😂😭😂🤣

[@addnamehere7940]

3:10 was that Dave Chappell laughing in the audience!?!?!?

[@tottieyana4994]

The fact that DeRay is in his fifties.

[@bonitareina5575]

Seriously?? Gtfoh! I had no idea he looks damn good!

[@Konglomerant]

Black don't crack my boy...

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

@GamerOfTag ctfu

[@andreilyas1426]

@GamerOfTag Mostly Melanin

[@lekhapratap1652]

Andre Ilyas somebody paid attention in class

[@EricBrinkman]

"I ran like it was a people carpet" 3:30

[@ImDougDimmadome]

So many solid one liners 😂

[@TonyGarciaxProdigy1994]

"my legs kept dropping down" lmaoooo. ive been there before

[@hamishnairn8859]

Comedy is at it's most exceptional when you find a comedian who is creating work that's top notch, yet original 😂

[@pamelaison2444]

... You dying and you still want me to lie to ya girl?😂😂💀💀

[@TheOne-ec9ku]

"I ran on people like it was a people carpet! Heard little wrists snappin"

[@evilemetblack]

He ain't finna juggle

[@jesitimpe8748]

Gotta be my favorite This Is Not Happening!! DeRay!

[@Revengeance_]

I think i saw this bit in his standup. I definitely heard this story before. Still funny af

[@mishsouth2355]

It's on his Netflix special

[@FancyAthan]

Yuh.

[@KingTxne]

I think he put more details into this one

[@DruNature]

@@KingTxne i think the netflix one was a bit better tbh, more believable.

[@CleverMetaphor]

I've always loved this guy's stand-up... he deserves a lot more recognition

[@valeriah9082]

I skip intros like a legend 😂😩I could do it with my eyes closes

[@alan5617]

3:08 that one guy, "ahhhhh"😂😂

[@therealone2405]

I never really laugh at Deray, but this shit was mad funny 😄🤣🤣🤣

[@verzatilebrown8878]

"Watch this don't mean he fitting juggle" hilarious😂😂😂

[@simonyang7729]

Deray may not be many’s favorite but he’s my favorite comedian! His material is not only hood but raw! Lot of it I can relate to.

[@beloit22]

Dee-Ray has truly crossed over: HE'S FLICKERING!

[@acegaming3230]

Whhaaaaaattttttt!!!!!????? How the heck can the story end right there!!!!?? He had my undivided attention with this story!!

[@donnygat]

Chicago represent ✌🏾

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

Damn, this guy can tell a story...

[@PrenticePowell1906]

His mannerism is difffferent now

[@lazydud3]

I needed a good laugh. DeRay had me laughing out loud.

[@rvald5095]

deray moving like he got a little suga in his tank...

[@riz-rq9wr]

I always thought that alot of them are on the DL get it lol

[@worldwideqddc4202]

riz1738 I know he the only boy out of all girls but he ain’t shaking like the rest I think it’s just the raising, but he got two girl friends for a factz which is saying nothing but I don’t thing he gay

[@ContextReallyMatters]

I just finished making a comment that he reminds me of my oldest brother. They have the same mannerisms. I left out the part about my oldest brother being gay.

[@GoodOne917]

That kinda sound like you projecting. He is insanely attractive tho

[@payton2297]

Put That On My Daughter’s Life

[@londell528]

He took the phone back and said "Baby, this nigga a snitch." And walked off😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@claudioccornejo]

Mexican got on boots

[@ryanvega6646]

One of the funniest onw

[@Marcell2aG]

Gotta find C.C.

[@disdatbigboy]

Y'all better have 3 bags of coffee

[@trinitiw2489]

That Ali quote

[@shafrozac5427]

That was hilarious!!!! The Mexican that cut him didn't even have on boots! 😂😂😂

[@dezaraemichelle509]

*I LOVE THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY MIGHT HAVE INSINUATED THAT HIS BROTHER WAS A GANGSTER 🤣🤣*

[@ucnhtmenow1]

A lot of these skits before the stand-up is genius.

[@dustymiller7120]

Only seven minutes and one of the better stories I've seen on here

[@user-ex9ti7ds3m]

I was mad his story was less than 7 minutes, but they put him on fast forward before posting

[@eleckson]

They sped up the video?

[@MeishaBooCurlyQ4.5]

I need this entire show... this is hilarious

[@TheSunshineGroup]

Starts at 1:03

[@soth1sol]

Funny at N/A

[@willemkanon4020]

I don't really understand the intros to these. I just skip them nowadays i find them to be a bit cringy.

[@soth1sol]

i love roy wood jr, but hate the entire format of this show

[@ToLiveAndDieInMyJs]

Definitely one of the best stories on here

[@OscarPalacios]

Dee Ray always on point , always sharp

[@kerizmaa]

So many layers to his jokes lol. Seeing him live was awesome

[@adamjensen1831]

he is funny as hell!

[@Mona-ue5uk]

He is a straight up Chicago guy! Love DeRay. He will walk around the club at 90 yrs old. Lol lol

[@a-a-ron9730]

You got to do it the DeRay Way

[@travisweston9754]

He tells the best stories.

[@genevieveeatametse9625]

This man is FOOOIIIIN!! ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gabe8168]

Did he just call him a snitch for trying to call the cops on a shooter

[@hetzz]

ofc, he don't want any cops in his business.

[@bobosprinkles]

This is one of the best. Amazing from start to finish

[@jessicaturner7196]

I fucking love Deray. His story about his mama while growing up is hilarious. So is his funeral bit "Live Dead Deray"

[@deebrown4877]

DeRay is one of my favorites

[@johnnyfrazier6919]

The best comedian ever Leo gang

[@hemp8449]

DeRay tells the best stories

[@YeeSoest]

"Where, nigga?" The look on his face...amazing

[@missmelisa27]

One of the BEST STORIES I’ve ever heard!!!!

[@kardoar]

Love this dude, that ending killed me..

[@professorx1020]

That laugh in the crowd had me dying

[@JuntexProductions]

His energy is great!

[@Obese_QUIS]

They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!

[@cookiehairandmakeup]

Love me some Deray

[@OriginalXzo]

Lol these series are so good !

[@Odsseous]

Bruh these intros are amazing!!

[@kylegoldston]

One of the best!!!!

[@ajgnexus]

this is like my favorite ever stand up bit

[@LadiJadi72]

Them Mo' Betta Mondays were the bomb!!

[@jaybrock812]

Great comedian one of my favorites

[@breckinh7881]

i loved this one

[@hantzleyaudate7697]

Wow, what a great set haha

[@outlawz7623]

I didn't know Deray was funny like this lol dude killed it!

[@creative_by_nature]

the ending killed me

[@robertwalker9679]

His acting out is hilarious!!! He not finnin to juggle

[@mr.worldwidekevinj4144]

One of thee greatest ever.

[@hgoines1]

He's so good now it's crazy. You have to start them early. God Bless.

[@timetravel1014]

This was fukin great!!! He killed it.

[@Harvester88]

"Baby it's me, this nigga's a snitch !" LMAO shit.

[@frankspacely412]

that "watch this" is 100% accurate !

[@topgurl9313]

lmao he is me trying to avoid drama. Like, I don't care just let me enjoy my night 😂

[@TheRealJohnnieBlaze]

That last line, LoL

[@atxgirlnscrubbs]

Always Hilarious 😂

[@eddeewhat5553]

Yooo it crovid-2020 and I needed a good laugh like this. 🤣

[@jerrysamuels8716]

DeRay Davis-King Of Comedy

[@buckheadberries8751]

🎥 💯🌟Awesome! So entertaining.

[@samuelayeni2426]

"my fault g" lmaoooo

[@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon]

1:04 DO IT!!

[@dewill4291]

Funny asl always

[@Dom-xi8je]

Dr. King been doing a helluva job hosting this.

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

🙄

[@hoopdreamzmusic2312]

🤣 bruh...

[@Slamminjoe]

lol, people tellin others they got the qoute to their life wrong. Love the hilarity of it😹😹😹 it really is a disease😹

[@MrJesusdoesntsave]

Wow this was a good one