Derek And Clive - The Worst Job

[@henridelagardere4584]

A nice conversation from a more innocent time, and a tribute to a great classy lady who had more than just an open heart for animals. How times have changed, nowadays a celeb's rectum would be the last place a crustacean looking for peace and quiet would retreat to.

[@stewartnicol3028]

Henri de Lagardère I totally agree, my friend. In today's Politically Correct society, if I should wake up in the morning to find I had morphed into a lobster, I would be looking for a house in Clapham. I would sign the contract, pay the deposit, then cancel my direct debit and sit there, rent free until I was evicted. Then I would hopefully find accommodation, and a working position at the Top Rank Ballroom.....

[@pix046]

'A nice conversation',

[@antoniorhys261]

you prolly dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me atm then you can watch pretty much all the new series on instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf for the last couple of weeks :)

[@andywalkerchannel]

Wise words indeed, Henri.

[@hanginlaundry360]

Can someone enlighten me on what the basis of this skit is and why it's about Madam Mansfield?

[@sirllamalot1980]

The first second of this album is the best opening to an album ever. Ever.

[@karenmcginley3529]

Stand back the rest of the world, THIS IS COMEDY. THIS IS BRITAIN. Nobody can touch us x

[@scooter2377]

The lobsters fancied her BUM

[@paolocoletti1574]

How many languages do you understand? 😉

[@dansbyshuttlebottom496]

Today's British comedians aren't a patch on Derek n Clive 😂

[@Spiderwebsider]

I’m 64 and still follow an obnoxious belch with the word “testing”. I also follow a fart with “did you catch that one Barry?” in a scottish accent. Just my little philosophical joke.

[@edwardwilliammorris1340]

Those of us who still get our grandkids to pull our finger when we fart will no doubt enjoy these comic geniuses ♥️

[@karenmcginley3529]

Complete and utter genius x

[@timsalmon3832]

Peter Cook: brilliant comedic genius!

[@johngarnham5772]

Be fair, be fair, they were both wonderful human beings. Sadly missed. Testing, testing - Comedy gold. RIP gents.

[@barryheath8123]

Absolutely brilliant 😅😂😅😊

[@adderat]

pure gems,making heaven a happier place.

[@squiresquiffy3728]

Wonderful.....it was a fifty fifty arrangement!

[@MW-xi5go]

Accordingly, there was no feeling of domination...........

[@theocean1973]

"lobsterisimus bumerkussumus" absolutely insanely funny

[@MrBuch169169]

"Jane didn't say 'we 'ad the upper 'and'!" For some reason that was when I cracked up. That line is ridiculous on so many levels.

[@MW-xi5go]

there was no feeing of domination. I was a 50:50 arrangement

[@sambaserenitysong8526]

"In the Afterlife, she still has one." HA!

[@simonmaverick9201]

God bless you Guys x

[@stuarttaylor4990]

Cracks me up everytime.

[@truespyfan]

All time classic...

[@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902]

Something both hilarious and stomach-churning about KZbin showing me a Philadelphia cheese ad right after this clip

[@TwiddleJones]

lobsterisimus bumberkissimus

[@johnvallett5515]

Scream Phoenix haha you beat be to it, was gonna be the comment I was gonna post, Gold!!!!

[@7Lace77]

As is known in general terms.

[@RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason]

hehe..

[@mediterraneandiet2483]

Peter: “Can we imply that Jane Mansfield had crabs?” Lawyer: “No.” Peter: “What about lobsters?”

[@markevans7860]

love these sketches, how much ales did these drink before/ totally champagne comedy

[@MoyosoreLemboye]

*Burp*......"Shut up"

[@clarkyd2011]

Malibu de bum bum!😂😂

[@ВалариПетровский]

🎵They are miserable sinners fi hi il.. thee fu kerrrz ..arrr solesss 😅🎵🎵

[@jonlund882]

When the moonlight flits

[@TheBubblez10]

Testing testing hahaha I cant breathe for laughing!!

[@peterwickendon258]

Testing testing beeeuuuuurrrrppp! No more testing.

[@clarkyd2011]

Post hompter prompt is Latin for getting lobsters out of People’s arseholes.😂 RIP Dudley Moore and Peter Cook

[@DarrenBonJovi]

my knob is made of bits of Meccano

[@hricardojh]

Brill vid of them 2 it was so funny I posted this to all m8s and they all found it hilarious

[@davidgriffiths6454]

Comedy genius.

[@DarrenBonJovi]

Maliboolibumbum

[@freddrog4689]

pardon me and this random question but has anyone else noticed that Peter Cook look younger in the 60's & 70's than he did in the 50's?

[@jh06dr]

That is indeed true.

[@gazriley624]

True enough

[@briggsfartblender788]

Testing. . . I say that every time I burp.

[@andybunyan649]

used to for several years - easily done!

[@TRUMPER007]

Goodnight you very naughty chaps - sleep well and give em' kin stick!

[@robpearce8225]

She’d drop the vipers, your absolutely right

[@simonatford1]

According to Peter Dudley was extremely worried that Jane's ex husband was going to beat him over this sketch. He ended up living next to him in Beverly Hills and his son was his pool boy.

[@johannamix966]

Simon Atford malibuuuuuu who gives a shit! Cook didn't give a shit! Because retrieving lobsters! Too busy!

[@Hemmels]

So random, these guys win.

[@papalaz4444244]

I think we can all agree that the trouble is that bogeys are not really seaworthy. But who listened? #FuckingNobodyThatsWho

[@lucasfunkt]

I fell in a puddle on my knee in Texas

[@davedwardsmarine]

My friend was introduced to Anthony Newley who introduced himself with a flourish, extended hand and " Anthony Newley" to recieve the reply "and what do you do"?

[@Mike20216]

Brilliant

[@krisscanlon4051]

A scatalogical tennis match where Cook could outwit Moore no matter what! Moore kept it going which ain't easy with a master madman like Cook

[@Andrew1233527]

Oh to be a lobster

[@TheKonga88]

Andrew Hughes 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐙🐙🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐙🐙🐙

[@hirdy6]

NO,no be fair,be fair!!!

[@krisscanlon4051]

Sweet girl 😂

[@Professor6871]

I want to listen to this on my tablet and not my PC thank you.

[@Schruk]

Then just do it..

[@keastie6671]

You can't it doesn't work

[@spudhead169]

Change the browser user agent. Google it.

[@TheKonga88]

Professor6871 You can listen to it on a Martian chookazapp scanner device 👽👽👽👾👾👾📻📻📺📺📼📼📼📼🎯🎯📺📻📻

[@tarquinfintim5910]

Two take aways from this latin lesson: Lobsterissimus bumberkissimus = Lobsters up the bum Post hocter pront = Getting lobsters out of people's bums I have used these terms liberally in polite conversation, always with great amazement over a slice of battenburg and a pot of tea, when the vicar calls.

[@TheKonga88]

Hi Tom, lovely day for it.. I got the bastard Tom! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😷😷😱😱😲😲😲😲😲

[@ClueSign]

Sweet charming shy mysterious girl

[@gazriley624]

a lot of lobsters fancied her bum

[@Professor6871]

@ultramagnus73 Like when Peter calls it under the medical term 'Lobsterkissmus buma kissemus, having lobster up the there.

[@jboatboy1]

Felching,great stuff

[@jeffstone2136]

Comatose to 'er head....shaddup

[@maldunne3175]

I thought she was a dirty cow . Makes me cry everytime

[@cristinavillegas2229]

What happened to cleaning up Flem after Churchill ,I can't find it, give he some help

[@MayerHendrix]

Up went the lobsters...BOING!

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Straight up...her arsehole

[@MyPaulclark]

it dont get better than this ;;-) lobster????

[@punkbeluga5091]

I like to think these guys were paid to just have a conversation 🤣

[@peterariss6740]

Yup and on copious amounts of Cocaine and Wine!!

[@amselite11tv]

Ricky Gervias brought me here.

[@Professor6871]

@Faeden God I hope their doing that up there.

[@TheDelboyoelmundo]

this was recorded when they were pissed.....

[@markantony1370]

+Del Boyo I think at least one of them was a little more than pissed...

[@AshleyPomeroy]

+Del Boyo The best thing is that you can barely tell - they were so professional that you really have to listen carefully to hear the drunkenness.

[@hplovehandle]

And stoned. Pair of pisshead stoners.

[@philipians1635]

'Oo d' you think you orr, callin' 'im a fhakeen' khant? Khant?

[@ian_occultist]

All together now,... MY MUM CAME IN TO MY ROOM AND...

[@PGChimp]

Sucked his tiny nob,........

[@IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou]

she's got lobsters up 'er cuuunttt...

[@gazriley624]

no no no be fair be fair you can call her a Dirty cow

[@couchslouch13]

'I used to go round the every evening...'

[@clemstevenson]

Tony Newley never said "Mind the gap", even to a lobster up his bum.

[@WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT]

Wot, them bloody lobsters was up Tony's bum an 'all ? Sharing crustaceans is just plain stupid.Trouble is- its so hard to get a Durex over a lobster. Really you need one for each claw. And about a pint of Vaseline.

[@monkeycrud]

don't test any longer. so funny

[@nickeax]

I don't think I'm hearing Peter Cooke's best here. I'm hearing the genius of Mr. Moore though. So sad that two such great men should have dies soooooo early. I hope they have found Mr. Chapman up there too... :-(

[@1972brianmcneill]

genius of moore? the whole concept here is from Peter

[@primus7776]

That was a bad job??? I'd do it for free. Try Telesales for a shit job...

[@MrSmifffy01]

what is a job smifffy01

[@Professor6871]

@the13thmoon Bogies are not sea worthy.

[@martinkelly6709]

Lobsterissimus Bummikissimus

[@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY]

How dare you malign the memory of Joan Crawford!!? She was above reproach! - and anyway.... they weren't Spanish Revolutionaries - they were (mainly) budgies!

[@xbobstarx]

funny as fuck you carnt beat this with a stick...........

[@ZuluRomeo]

"Lobsters? In MY arsehole?" It's more likely than you think. [FREE PC CHECK]

[@chuckyoofarley]

Lobsterissimus Bummakissimus.

[@Pikestnt]

Ah but what was the worst job _he_ ever had?

[@philward800]

what a sad loss to british comedy

[@adamadams2753]

Coma toes to 'er 'ead

[@coreywestwell]

@aj64mullen you couldn't of got that more wrong if you tried!

[@papalazerus22]

i was fucking defending myself !!! ???

[@romannosejob]

what about the crabs in her... well you know, I thought that was rather obvious.

[@benmessi10]

Lobsterisamous bumbakissamous

[@papalazerus22]

well i was defending my fucking self wer'nt i !!!!

[@lordElpus10]

This sketch is mainly on the wanky side.

[@TRUMPER007]

Lobsterissimuss mala j=kissimuss

[@vernonneedham5960]

U.

[@karenmcginley3529]

It’s Latin

[@paulhayward4383]

This is comedy ?????

[@Dandroid5000]

"I'll tell you one thing Tony Newley said to me......."

[@UnbelievableEricthegiraffe]

In my early 20s got called into the Jobcentre on Lisson Grove Marylebone in that London, The Chap other side of Desk asked me why I'd been sacked after just 3 days from Mr Chongs Laundry, "I had a better job offer Removing Lobsters 🦞 from Ms Mansfields anus" Oh he replied I was chatting to Tony Newley in the local Salvation army hostel kitchen last week He was well pissed off he'd missed out on that position. The DSS Bloke then gave me two Giros worth £13.70 each as a reward for getting employment with such a well known Lady.😎