Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me

[@jamescourt2842]

If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not going.

[@bsimpson4076]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kingcarparpeggio]

I won’t go with you then !!!!!

[@tonydavis6482]

@@Kingcarparpeggio same here

[@CMDR_Verm]

I've got the feeling that if they played this at my funeral, after 2 minutes, I'd be the only cunt there.

[@8estie]

"you had to stand up for what you stood for." word.

[@barryclarke4629]

True

[@carlkamuti]

Tautology of epic proportions.

[@tr0y644]

my favorite quote from hamilton

[@andyrobertson4096]

You should stick up for your dad after all he stuck up for you.

[@paulalexandermanley6479]

And this will stand up for all time, some one needs to be brave enough to put it on the stage, the auditions for Derek and Clive would be a show itself.

[@IJBLondon]

I want this played at my funeral

[@belle3394]

That’s a good idea

[@JJONNYREPP]

Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me 1103am 25.7.23 this is like down the job centre when the mic has been turned off...

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@belle3394 Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me 1103am 25.7.23 this is like down the job centre when the mic has been turned off...

[@alaistairhamilton8838]

This comment just made my day! 😂

[@maldunne3175]

It's on my list

[@SELondonUSA]

I heard this when it first came out (mid-70s?). In a friend's flat located in an old brown council block near the Elephant and Castle. I basically bust a gut laughing hard. My wife and her sister were not amused. I've been laughing with it ever since!

[@DanGrrr]

The most constructive conversation between two people in the history of mankind. Best descriptive storytelling and perfectly valid arguments presented to justify their actions. Lol

[@transcan321]

Fór a couple of cunts...

[@sunnyjim1355]

Nah, it's not 'constructive' of 'perfectly valid'... it's totally improvised (which is why there are logical flaws within it - it's not 'polished'), but that just makes it more humane, and so more belevable - which just makes it even funnier.

[@paulnugent9937]

Whaddya mean it’s not fuckin’ constructive, you kunt?

[@qubenlink]

😅

[@lengthmuldoon]

"hello was the worst thing ....." Thin end of the wedge mate, spot on kicking him in the bollocks can't be too careful these days.

[@MarkSiosal]

First heard this 40+ years ago. My dad had it on vinyl. Used to pretend I was listening to The Beatles. Difficult to explain why you're pissing yourself laughing at The White Album.

[@Yoshi-nx5tw]

where do i get THIS on vinyl?

[@janettaylor523]

Myles syress

[@Largeportion1000]

Soooo hearing you my uncle played it for me mid 70's same thing listening to the Beatles his mum my Grandmother would walk in.... this is not the beatles

[@mikefraser4513]

I couldn't believe it. My mum (God bless her), heard it by chance, and said, shaking her head "that's disgusting". But she still listened to it till the end.

[@stereomagic1]

Same here, Marc - brilliant record and still difficult to believe it remains offensive. And The Beatles remain amazing.

[@gunproofgrandad4381]

It always cracks me up when Dudley says, "You rotter."

[@swthirteen]

I like when Cook says, "You said it like that. To him?"

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

That was the last straw

[@v00n2000]

@@ProjectFlashlight612 you just had to leave the situation.

[@mjh5437]

The very word "Rotter" always reminds me of Steve Jones on the Sex Pistols/Bill Grundy TV interview outrage lol

[@diverguy3556]

At 1:40

[@barrett3930]

If you walk up to someone and say, "hello," you have to be prepared for the consequences

[@CB-xr1eg]

Or the CANT sequences.

[@jameswhittingham8027]

You provocative fucker!

[@numbersix100]

Fuckin asking for it

[@John-nr6gg]

@@numbersix100 had to be

[@lunahaddixmoon953]

I think everyone’s missing the obvious “Killed ye dead did e?” I died laughing when I heard that.

[@peterwickendon258]

Spurs v Arsenal don't help lol. Y word let alone C word

[@gazriley624]

you had to stand up for what you stood for

[@PGChimp]

Hello was the worst thing!

[@scotty193]

Peter was just magic...........killed u dead was a great line...Eurghhh proceeds by a Hello hahahahahahahahahahahna never fails in me beer spew out my nostrils.........cleverest comedy ever

[@Happyheart146]

"Jesus Chris" like the sympathy there gets me every time!

[@madnessbydesignVria]

A friend of mine lived in London for a year (we're from the US). She came back with a bunch of Derek and Clive, and I was basically assaulted by the most devastating comedy I'd ever heard. No matter how many times I listen to this, it kills me dead every time...

[@TheRojo387]

Those bastards swore up a storm for fun.

[@MW-xi5go]

Your moniker is brilliant. You must be of Intelligent Design.

[@lucalinadreemur9448]

Killed ya dead, did he?

[@nicfisher8266]

Your friend needs, nay deserves all the accolades the USA can deliver

[@madnessbydesignVria]

@@nicfisher8266 Agree 100%... :)

[@MrZashiratori]

*"Don't you UUUUAAAGH me..."*

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Kicked his facken teeth in

[@JJR0694]

The audacity of him !!

[@Shadowkey392]

@@sanatoriumnugget6598 “F****g ‘ell, don’t you f***g ‘AAGH!’ me!”

[@adamweston4152]

I heard this for the first time when I was about 15 and I split my sides laughing, I'm 48 now and I still laugh,absolutely classic.

[@TheDavejmcknight]

I completely agree with you 💯

[@mumpygumboo8554]

Me too, I was around that age when I first heard this, and I'm now in my early fifties like you!

[@davidwhitlam9153]

i'm even fuckin older ...still splittin my fuckin sides :))

[@JimmyHammer]

I first heard these in the 90's at Uni. One of my house mates had them on tape. Always makes my smile to hear them again.

[@johnrobinson7148]

First heard this 30 years ago...brilliant..'you rotter' killed me then and still does 🤣

[@YFNGamer1]

This is the most British thing I've ever heard.

[@certifiedbogan4485]

Australian*

[@kolaido]

@@certifiedbogan4485 are you stupid

[@certifiedbogan4485]

@@kolaido ill fck u up

[@stereomagic1]

'Tis exactly that. The term 'cunt' is often used as an endearment over here....and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@kat-le2te]

@@certifiedbogan4485 no no they are brits mate

[@Rebelconformist82]

Dudley Moore doesnt get enough credit for how funny he was in this!

[@riklionheart23]

I was on a school holiday back in the day, a bus of 13-14 year olds. The bus broke down late at night in a car park in a closed service station and we were waiting for a mechanic to come. We were taking turns to play cassette tapes (it was the 80’s) on the bus sound system. Someone put this album on and the bus was roaring with laughter, even the teachers who were supervising couldn’t help them selves. 😂🤣😂

[@qubenlink]

I think in those days it's was so shocking it made everyone laugh

[@ep9421]

Bought an album back in 1977, Derek and Clive, Come Again and it's still awesome listening to in 2023. A Classic Duo. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore RIP 🙏

[@mmspurs]

'This bloke comes up to me and says hello' 'Provocative fucker'

[@blairsmith8463]

Absolute height of comedy here. Bloody lovely

[@alexmovies]

bloke come up to me and says hello! oh no.

[@robbintories]

Millwall changing room at half time.

[@DanGrrr]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bunnypong64]

Brilliant!!!

[@MickHargreaves_LSRR]

BRILL

[@aussieaussie4848]

F block 😂

[@MrMrh1958]

Many moons ago I worked for Harlequin records, and occasionally we would play this album over the shop speakers for a laugh!😂

[@mjh5437]

I`d like to hack the stadium announcer and play it at Wembley.

[@anyoldorion]

That was how I first heard Richard Pryor over the speakers in a Liverpool City Centre Virgin records re 1975. I was hooked from then…

[@gerrycohen4703]

This routine has made me laugh since the first day I ever heard it. Still does.

[@StanPomeray]

"Don't you 'yurr' me, mate!". Still cracks me up after about 30 years !

[@steveforest8385]

"....and do you know, he still had the audacity to come out with 'eurgheurgheurgh - I'm dying'...."

[@ThinPicks]

"Why should I be dictated to"😂

[@bdodkin]

The first time I heard this I didn't have time to laugh for trying to breathe from laughing so much. Perfect capture of characters who do exist. Being a Londoner I've met a few myself. If you are not a brit it might be harder to see the joke.

[@matthewstuart3482]

Derek and clive the originals love it even after all these years..

[@chrisadams6595]

Brilliant, Absolutely Brilliant , and a far more constructive conversation than anything a politician would say.

[@criticalbill2090]

Let`s face it, if any other two fellas were having this conversation, you would just think they`re talking a load of old shit and walk away. But from men of such great comic talent like Dudley Moore and especially Peter Cook, this is solid gold!

[@karmickpc]

and I said to 'im! Is this a way to run a fucking ballroom!

[@therespectedlex9794]

It's about he tragedy but f the human condition. Like Waiting For Godot, but swear words, and cunts.

[@v00n2000]

Dudley was Pete's muse. He couldn't have done this with anyone else

[@zackharris8373]

Nah I'd have found it funny coming from 2 random dudes 😂

[@djtforever1414]

This is my favourite D & C bit. Someone lent me the album 20ish years ago and this was the highlight for me.

[@Envy701]

My Dad introduced this to me when I was a teenager and I have played it to many over many years. Always had a good giggle. At my previous place of employment I used to wait until my work mate was on a phone call then play the first 10 seconds of this quite loud. To see him go wide eyed and panic was priceless. Never quite got to the first C**t word ever but he panicked each time never the less. Good fun!

[@samthomas8705]

So did my dad! I may have been slightly young to have listened to it first time though lol

[@annabellemoine2367]

Brings back memories...in the 70s my older sisters introduced this to me. Many an hour spent pissing myself laughing. Hello? Fucking hello? Don’t you yarrrgh me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twold4this]

This is 1 of the funniest sketches in history. Derek and Clive Live; I remember buying the cassette, taking it home and listening to it whilst having a bath - "in the tub" for our American friends.

[@petercorbett3794]

‘All style and no content’ taken to blistering levels of brilliance. It’s all just timing, rhythm, tempo…oh and one other thing. It’s London, not in any authentic way, just in the deeply confrontational mood! That’s it, it’s moody.

[@tonydavis6482]

what you must realise is they were pissed out of their brains.....thats when the real comedy came out...all three albums sold to platinum sales

[@sandycowell2142]

I played it first on a train. Everybody got out! My friend certainly knew how to cheer up my day! 😆👍.

[@andrewhallgate9736]

Hello.. Absolutely brilliant and those who gave a thumbs down, get a grip....proper british comedy two legends.

[@leitros]

Eastenders with no censorship.

[@kingloser4198]

and a better storyline

[@The_Joker_]

leitros And real actors :)

[@johno4521]

Or Grange Hill.....

[@Corkedwolf43771]

@Bazza Cuda a rarity these days

[@andyrobertson4096]

An Englishman an Irishman a Muslim a Pakistani a Blackman a gay and a Jew and a lesbian walk into a bar... Honey... EastEnders is on.

[@chrisalan8527]

Prime Minister's Questions have never achieved this level of eloquence and sophistication.

[@craigevans4694]

As an Australian, this makes me feel very at home.

[@twoducks]

30 years later im still laughing ;)

[@nothanksimgood]

40

[@baldkea]

I had a pirated cassette in about 79 and for the life of me can't recall now how or where I got it from

[@baldkea]

@MichaelKingsfordGray Trudat 😁

[@chrisolagrim3597]

@MichaelKingsfordGray I remember it vividly as I was born in the 80s.

[@richardbrookman6415]

Nearer 50, I would think. I found this funny then, and bloody hilarious now. Pete ‘n’ Dud, two fucking geniuses.

[@missteedub]

Brilliant. brings back some good memories, tearing up with laughter.

[@guitarscotPwg]

this was the real first punk album, I remember playing it to gathered relatives.

[@mjh5437]

I used to know the original Motorhead band and this was their favourite tape to play on the tour bus,I`ve even got some tapes of them making their own version of it.....Philthy is just hilarious on it!

[@BillyBronco73]

A recording of David Cameron and Nick Clegg reviewing Prime Ministers questions.

[@josht5343]

5 years on and the country still run by a bunch of cunts 😂😂

[@v00n2000]

@@josht5343 11 years now. Happy days!

[@laurapearson3370]

They were bloody brilliant

[@dickdiddley]

I had the album and wore this out years ago, but still one of my favorites.

[@jessicaharperauthor]

This would blow the minds of the young people, raised on pallid, woke comedy. Brilliant stuff.

[@malahammer]

This brings me back 40 years :)

[@garyrigby21]

You had to stand up for what you stood for

[@privatewiddle7636]

One of the best throwaway comedy lines ever.

[@HaFannyHa]

kills me every time! just classic!

[@dukevan1982]

My mother in law walked out the room when she heard this..... i love it...

[@vexphoenix]

This is such a normal conversation to an Aussie lmao 😂

[@mjh5437]

Yeah well,obviously......they never tire of ceaselessly telling us how they all seem to think they`re the greatest people in the world.....Bunch of kants.

[@askledhead]

I was watching a Robin Williams interview, he mentioned Derek & Clive. I'm in my 50s and Comedy Geek, I Never heard of Dudley & Clive, I didn't know they had a Comedy team Years ago. Hilarious

[@thisisbob1001]

Like a conversation with my family !

[@ccampbell1117]

Great to hear them again after more than 50 years .

[@SSCFPA]

Never fails to have me in stitches!

[@JezFish]

Listened to this on a tape deck in my old schoolmates bedroom in the early 80s. I literally pissed my pants laughing (yes a genuine piss patch). Never ages and still as funny now!

[@HIK_48]

I still recall the cassette case; "this is not to be sold to miners" (sic)

[@danw1374]

Don't you yurrr me mate!

[@Debagio]

"Well, you wasn't gonna be dictated to was you?"

[@louisbaker5528]

Brilliant! Shades anything that's out now, easily.

[@zoewells3160]

One of the best comedy sketches in history.

[@TheDavejmcknight]

I think I can taste the brandy from here....been listening to these fellas since 1985....brilliant

[@mattyslate]

This isn't swearing, this is poetry

[@IISG93II]

Change the playback speed to 0.5 and you'll have the "staggerin 'ome from the pub" version.

[@mardyben137]

+StarGazerLeon HA HA HA!!! That's fucking hilarious man! How many blokes can relate to that very sort of conversation? Nicely shared mate.

[@danw1374]

Your comment really gave me the 'orn.

[@mmg198643]

Yes!!! I just did this and it was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@sonofaglitchmedia]

StarGazerLeon This has made my life complete

[@SpuddySpud]

Play it at x2 and it's Ben Shapiro responding to Andrew Neil.

[@rwheezy]

I have to watch this at least once a week, for the lolz.

[@AndrewSays]

This is so incredibly English it's unbelievable

[@imawakeish]

Greatest conversation EVER!

[@moz1953]

listening to this everyday has got me through all the bloody lockdowns, i'd watch Eastenders if they talked like this

[@mjh5437]

Even this wouldn`t persuade me to watch that miserable depressing PC cack.

[@delbhoye]

I love these ASMR videos.

[@AndyHall-c5f]

You have the audacity...😅

[@leebradshaw]

😂😂😂

[@1rammers100]

Legends. How they done this over and over without laughing amazes me.😂😂

[@Lindsay-t2e]

They were very Very drunk in the studio. Had been for days.

[@1rammers100]

@@Lindsay-t2emakes it even better then

[@Professor6871]

'Hello was the worst thing.'

[@paulhanson5164]

First heard this about 40 years ago, my uncle had it on cassette in the car. We laughed so much I think it would have been safer driving while pissed. "What a fackin cant" is still a family catchphrase.

[@ebaysellerbarca317]

I was enjoying it until he said "rotter" then I got all offended.

[@EltonBeatles]

I got upset as soon as I heard the word 'hello'.

[@james34800]

+EltonBeatles why

[@nothanksimgood]

Tony Newley?

[@arthurtwoshedsjackson6266]

EltonBeatles very provocative!

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I feel your pain

[@janemanna9181]

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! One of my friends tried to share it on Facebook and got sent to Facebook Jail for sharing it. So I asked her to email me the link to watch it. I guess now I can understand why she got sent to Facebook Jail ... the language is absolutely filthy, but it's an absolute riot! 😂

[@LarryBishop69]

Had this album and 2 others in 1977 , I was very popular after school. Much better than Monty Python. Didn’t have to be over 18 to buy it in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@combat246]

This is genius. I'm in tears. Jesus. 😂😂

[@paulcarbonaro6748]

I first heard it some years after it was recorded and howled and howled with laughter. It's great satire of ignorance, arrogance, unreasoning belligerence, etc, etc. There are many people in southern England like the two portrayed by Pete & Dud - more's the pity.

[@Julius_Paul]

Peter Cook's 90 second rant about a "similar occasion" (compared to Dudley Moore's) is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[@AphexWebb]

Derek and Clive resonate with my soul.

[@dopiaza2006]

They need to make a karaoke version of this

[@gregmalliaros5115]

I love these guys you can't get any better what ledgends they will never be forgotten classic ledgends 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@troughsnout]

I said, "you rotter" Fucking HILARIOUS!!!! LMFAO!!!! They were priceless! Allo was the worst thing. The Tony Newley bit was pure gold. There's also a bit in one part of the album where he says, "d'you know what Anthony Newley said to me?" "No. What?" He said, "who the fuck are you!" BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[@heredownunder]

Get pissed, and make stuff up as you go. Brilliant!

[@garyrigby21]

i'm not sure this was improvised but some of the later stuff was! listen to Derek & Clive Rude and Rare the unrealised stuff that's totally made up on the spot and not that great hence why it never came out

[@JonnyRollin]

Love the way they try to rationalise the cuntversation.

[@DanGrrr]

🤣🤣 Exactly!

[@lustreboy]

haha, the first time I heard this I had no idea who these guys were, and I literally laughed until I cried! Purest gold!

[@ReverendHowl]

This piece reminds me a lot of "Hotel California" by The Eagles..... but this is so much more easy to dance to.

[@TheTralfaz]

Couldnt agree more

[@thisisbob1001]

I play this before our team meetings. Puts it all in perspective 😀

[@StLennyBruce]

Thanks a million, man. I have been looking for this since forever! You rock.

[@RamonTheMighty]

What has been heard cannot be unheard.

[@andremeehan8796]

A masterpiece

[@ianmcelwee5678]

Absolutely magnificent!

[@justclosing]

This is where De Niro got his "you talking to me?"

[@TheAnonymouse83]

November 2023 and this is still absolutely hilarious and relatable!!

[@VintageTopHat]

"Hello was the worst thing"

[@spitfia1355]

"I wasn't going to be putapon in that way"

[@matsroepers4421]

Fucking provocative

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

"Hello" was the worst thing

[@JayTheeVillainGaming]

i lose it all the time listen to this lol my dad has this on CD one of the many jems my dad showed me

[@Chris_34]

On their last day of work at a supermarket someone needs to barricade the door and play this over the intercom.

[@John-nr6gg]

woooh favourite

[@TheWholigans]

This is my favourite comedy bit of ALL TIME !

[@mumoffive59]

Thisi is still as good as it was 40 years ago!

[@andreaprodan5616]

These blokes really got that British repressed violence vibe down to a T. Brilliant!!! Cleese also worked this vein with his characters.