Most Toxic Woman EVER

[@SanSan-jp1fr]

F for Jonah's son he was just a man in love he didn't deserve to get treated like that.

[@jonnyunitusgaming]

He got a W for dodging that bullet

[@Abominatrix650]

John Jameson is a stand-up guy. Nowhere near the raging, psychotic lunatic his dad is. Except when he became Jupiter Man. But this one didn't. So he's good.

[@marche800]

​@jonnyunitusgaming Nah, he got hit, it just didn't hit anything fatal. He'll live but shit still hurt

[@SanSan-jp1fr]

@@marche800 he looked like he wanted to cry in the scene even if he gets past it the trauma is still there,

[@miciahpaper3945]

I feet so bad for John Jameson

[@mokadelic4037]

The way she left Jameson's son at the altar is a villain origin story in the making

[@joshuamourning6650]

Facts

[@serenitynow85]

Ugh, totally. I hated when she repeats the upside down kiss with him just to be "sure". And she still goes on with the wedding because of fame Me being JJ Jameson will do everything in my reach for that hoe to never get a job in town ever

[@joannroy3278]

Would have been perfect for introducing ManWolf to the movies. In the comics he gets a magic stone that turns him into a werewolf.

[@antonitocotter447]

Which would explain well why the Carnage Symbiote bonded with her so well in Ultimate Spider-man.....

[@CS_GOD64]

Doesn't Jameson's son get powers in the animation and fights against Spider-Man

[@shinetra7507]

The girl who lived in the apartment with the landlord was the best girl for Peter in the whole Trilogy, she supported him and also was very understanding of him

[@Menaceblue3]

She even gave him cookies.... WITH MILK!

[@tadmira127dreamuvtadmir2]

Y’all don’t like us 😂, y’all always want a MJ

[@Drippy17]

She wanted his kids soooo BAD🤣😂😭

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Yes❤❤

[@bruhdon4748]

@fynchan11people do that in real life lol people will ignore the loving caring person over the person who is attractive or has money

[@XenteBR]

The “Don’t tell Harry” was referring to her job that she was ashamed of, not her meeting up with Peter.

[@HoomieArtz]

yeah i think he got a couple things wrong

[@jum3392]

He's just a misogynist lol

[@XenteBR]

@@jum3392 I’m sorry what? It’s not just because someone says something negative about a woman that it means they’re misogynistic

[@jum3392]

@@XenteBR using terms like thot and such proves it

[@XenteBR]

@@jum3392 no it doesn’t 💀

[@ziephel-6780]

Childhood: Romantic story of the hero Adulthood: Actually pretty messed up

[@snoop_juice2534]

G shit

[@olamidealabi6419]

Bro since childhood I always knew MJ was shit ☠️

[@Ngatiatimothy]

TBH, even as a child in the early 2000's, I always felt MJ was trash. WHat she did to the guy at the altar was messed up and I saw that as an 8 year old.

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

Even as a child theme Spider-Man 2 in theaters I knew it was messed up what she did to John.

[@Eshtian]

As a child I didn't even know her name. I literally have no idea I watched films I literally ignored all dialogue. I just didn't. I just straight up didn't.

[@crosselsmith776]

I remember my mother saying MJ is a bad woman and I should avoid woman like that at all cost when I was watching Spiderman as a kid. I got angry at her because I really liked MJ. As I grew up, I realized how right my mother's advice was.

[@UmbraShepard]

Mom knows best

[@LB-uo7xy]

Idk how anyone at any age can even like her at all. I mean it, even physically, she's really not all that hot. And as far as personality that's just trash.

[@lukeschilperoort9934]

My mom did not give me this lesson. At least not this specific. And I am ended up dating someone exactly like this.

[@alexbentley7257]

Your moms a smart woman. I respect that

[@TheSmileyOne]

​@@lukeschilperoort9934was the sex great at least?

[@MiguelGonzalez-du8de]

It's kinda funny cuz originally in the comics, Gwen Stacy was the annoying toxic damsel in distress who was always mad at Peter for not being around her for 5 seconds, while Mary Jane was the cool, laid back girl who always supported Peter and seemed like she always had everything under control.

[@UltLuigi1]

a lot of the different adaptations end up swapping them around; Gwen originally was the first Parker girlfriend, and MJ came along later. The 90's series not even having Gwen exist is what shifted that part of the lore, and nowadays Gwen is better known for the Spider-Gwen incarnation.

[@blueNyellow]

​@@UltLuigi1and The Amazing Spider-Man films.

[@blueNyellow]

It's weird because Gwen was kinda mid in the original comics, but everything since then with her has been far more interesting and enjoyable. Ultimate Gwen Stacy was a nice change of pace being more rebellious. Spider-Man Blue made her far more likeable and we see how Peter really felt about her. The Amazing Spider-Man movies portray her as being very sweet and less of a nagging mean girls cast member. Then Spider-Gwen came into the world and changed things up again, making her similar to her Ultimate comics self, but more modern. Idk I like her a lot.

[@yumalove7223]

I remember some one like Gwen they were nice she had issues that her friend helped her with so she needs them

[@55rz55]

Back then maybe, now MJ's toxic as hell too in the comics.. Allegedly, I don't read Spiderman cause I heard the writers keep torturing him lol

[@tonythaler8472]

She saying that's our kiss when she had had no idea that Spider-Man was Peter Parker back then is a major red flag by itself.

[@Ready-ForTheEnd]

She was with Harry when she kissed him in that alley so she cheated on Harry.

[@kennymccormick9497]

The fact that Norman was the only one who saw right through MJ is both hilarious and sad

[@ronburgundy3172]

I'm just beginning to realize he was right all along he in his own messed up way was being a good father to Harry LOL

[@j-j8984]

I know, when I rewatched the movie and saw that scene of him basically calling her a gold digger I went "You tell her Osborne!"

[@SandyCheeks1896]

God damn he WAS dude 😂 being an adult is a trip man

[@parry3439]

bro had the goblin sense

[@vlad_47]

A word to the not so wise about your little gf lol

[@ciarangrainger2465]

I know she came from an abusive family but yeah leaving your fiancé at the altar is cold af. Imagine the humiliation and embarrassment he would get considering he’s a well known astronaut. Suddenly her being rejected by her theatre in the third movie is karma catching up to her.

[@optnskaori1497]

True 😢

[@ronburgundy3172]

All she needed was working on herself and through her daddy issues to be a worhty girlfriend she only uses guys xD

[@AJadedLizard]

Imagine leaving your fiance for a dude who works for his dad. Like, how *fucked* would Peter be if Jameson weren't a good guy?

[@hidum5779]

@@starchild2299 I mean if you don't care about him, he shouldn't care about you either. Why should he feel heartbreak then?

[@marcuslea6821]

@@starchild2299yes when you leave your fiancé at the altar it’s his fault because he doesn’t feel the right emotion

[@decoraqueena6413]

One think more frustrating than MJ's toxicity is Peter's simping. No matter how much she breaks his heart, he's always there waiting for her to start the same toxic cycle again.

[@srstriker6420]

Yeah like this makes me think that love is a rat race because there is Harry always getting their way and that he wants her to be his wife

[@jackhhun2698]

Dude I don't blam half of the simps ita Part of male evolutionary psychology to seek female approval and we have a society that Cranks that up so much in a society where women can literally have an entire career of complaining about men my aunt is a gender studies professor lesbian who leers at young college chicks and basically go all men are trash and its a woman's right to mentally abuse them. We have so much that warps our minds and most men are gotten when they are Children and its done by their mothers they don't have a defense to that I didn't either it took a lot to break my brainwashing even when I knew about psychology and anthropology of it.

[@sigmarine]

I’ve had an MJ. You just have to not care how they feel. Then you do what you need to with them and broom them fast.

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@sigmarine Odd nobody's calling you an incel yet when you're here speaking facts, but good on you homie, you're not women's emotional punchbag because they had daddy issues.

[@IAM7984JAXF]

​@@sigmarine😂😂😂Norman Osbourne was speaking truth! " YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED "🤣🤣🤣

[@abhineetbose]

All that spider sense , bro couldn't sense the toxic relationship

[@mikvmika4031]

I mean...

[@quincy7258]

Peter fumbled the bag MAD HARD when he skipped his neighbor girl (the one who made him cookies and was very kind to him, obviously had a crush on him) in favor of that toxic redheaded bih

[@JayRedGear]

IKR!!!?

[@quincy7258]

@@JayRedGear fr fr, a darn shame. Even as a teen, I was disappointed in him

[@EdwardNewgate58]

The question is would Mr. Ditkovich have allowed Ursula to date Peter in the first place? I'm pretty sure he's well aware of her crush on him. She's not exactly subtle about it.

[@snapeinvader]

@@EdwardNewgate58 In Mr. Ditkovich's own paraphrased words, "Peter is not like that. He is good boy."

[@quincy7258]

@@EdwardNewgate58 honestly I think he would, at least before he became "bad" thanks to the symbiote lol

[@ella-sj8bu]

she didn't love peter, she loved that peter loved her. i feel like her true self and attitude were really shown in spiderman 3, some of her quotes were crazy. "tell me again, was i really good; the applause wasn't very loud", "tell me you love me, peter".. like it's so obvious how self obsessed she is

[@Yuuhenshin]

She is a narcistic bit*h but my problem is actually peter😭 Like bro, how are you still with her????!!

[@rudymarroquin397]

I think that’s why they showed her having daddy issues in part 1. She is a person without any love given to her which is why she was obsessed of being loved

[@ella-sj8bu]

@@rudymarroquin397 yeah i understand. i think it just would've been nice if we got to see improvement from her after being with peter

[@dipayandasclassxisectiona6578]

​@@rudymarroquin397but that doesn't justify her being a biznach

[@rudymarroquin397]

@@dipayandasclassxisectiona6578 this is a fictional story, it’s not like she has a choice of what they wrote for her to do, they wanted her to be like that, than that’s what you get 💀

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Gwen Stacy - Just as smart as Peter Parker/Having the same skills as him. Black Cat - Willing to fight crime alongside him/Is *way hotter* Mary Jane Watson - Excellent at getting kidnapped/No combat skills/Career failure (depending on the story) For someone so smart Peter really fumbled that bag.

[@maadtee6281]

Peter is a bro he knows Miles

[@giosbizarreart9048]

In the actual comics gwen stacy was a bland boring character and the readers loved mary jane because she had actual personality and stood up for peter. Black cat only loved the spiderman persona and constantly manipulates peter for her own interests. The raimi movies just did a horror job at adapting mary jane and the recent comics have beefed doing everything in their power to assasinate her character

[@redblue4127]

​@@giosbizarreart9048Wow, someone who knows.

[@anakin9424]

Black cat doesn't share Peter's morals at all so she is probably a bad pick

[@JDog2656]

@@giosbizarreart9048 Actually in some versions felicia is an excellent companion for Peter. She learns to appreciate the man as a whole and not just Spidey. Read "The Evil that Men Do"

[@shahanalikhan8879]

The only solution to a women being toxic like this is telling her that you missed the part where that's your problem and move on

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Now i want the emo peter vs harry but replace harry with jane

[@SurnaturalM]

Exactly.

[@Kindness8811]

You can really see how the film industry makes us believe that this kind of behaviour is romantic. But in reality, it's the worst and makes women and men completely incapable of having a relationship.

[@Scarshadow666]

Sadly true. There's been a lot of toxic romance portrayed in a lot of art/media and in a lot of entertainment industries. I wouldn't be surprised if some of that is a reflection of how some of our societies has turned a blind eye to toxic relationships for centuries. It relatively wasn't that long ago when there were laws about women not being able to open a bank (which meant they couldn't afford to move out/do almost anything independently) without marrying someone, so I wouldn't be surprised if the pressure for people to hook up and get married too soon and too quickly was cultivated back then, and lead to ending up in toxic relationships... 0_0

[@denkerbosu3551]

Hollywood was on those psyops since forever man.

[@nitprb1648]

Promoting hoes since 1990

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Yup trying to sell the “playing hard to get” and “chase after her if you really love her” and “women are so indecisive”. Nah it’s just cruel. Fellas if a gals not interested, she’s not interested. Move on to someone worth your time

[@PhrygianTurk]

​@@Scarshadow666That was way older than these movies

[@jisungwon2915]

Even as a kid, I never liked the MJ portrayal from the Raimi films. Her cheating/running away from poor John Jameson, her hopping between Peter and Harry and breaking Peter's heart, her kissing Spider Man without knowing who he was 😭😭 she added so much misery and stress to Peter's life. Thank you for pointing this all out, I love your humor and points and cuss-free content that I can watch with my sibs. New sub :))

[@thegreatestever913]

? Peter rejected her wen they both liked each other, John was a rebound, Peter after losing his powers tried hard to get her back and she accepted her feelings to be with him. Harry knew Peter liked her and in part 2 said "she's waiting for u"

[@Prtywgn]

Yeah everyone just said “Rami’s spider man MJ was a bad one” when she’s pretty damn messed up

[@mrscruffles801]

@@thegreatestever913 Still shitty to dump him on their wedding day

[@danielaorellana8216]

Dude, stop saying women are oversensetive cause look at men in the comments criying cause a character has personality and some deep. Both, mj and peter are real and complex characters and they are cool, if you want perfect goofy ass characters go watch a kids movie god 😅

[@mrscruffles801]

​@@danielaorellana8216 Who the fuck here said that women are oversensitive?

[@kaitheguy7832]

As a child I just saw MJ as a perfect love interest for Peter. It just made sense that guys struggle to get the girl when I was that age. But watching it as you get older, you really can see all the psycho

[@dragodraco7511]

mary jane just continued changing from one boyfriend to other,in all 3 movies.Just wtf

[@jalycious_pre]

Its the director way to tell us a story, a good story about how manipulative MJ and how she made for streets

[@trekwars67]

​@@jalycious_pre lie

[@dinhlien980]

MJ is a literal definition of hypergamy in women

[@trollstashmidas7232]

Im sorry to all of ya,mj is the 2nd most toxic woman, people who watched invincible know who is 1st

[@mr.awesome6011]

Jonah Jameson cared more about Peter than MJ. He risked his life when Green Goblin demanded the identity of Spider-Man's photographer, and he came up with a clutch excuse not to put Peter in danger. The guy who is known to be self-absorbed was ready to die for an employee he would normally deem expendable.

[@Angelawinterschild井]

He probably just wanted money from Peter

[@mr.awesome6011]

​@@Angelawinterschild井 Perhaps. But Goblin was ready to strike him down just as Spidey showed up. Jameson knew what he was up against.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Seriously he may say people who try to stop crime are menaces but damn he is litteraly a chad who cares for the employees

[@stickerz7948]

As kids we wanted Mary Jane. As adults we all wanted Ursula Dikovich. She was always trying to be there for Peter. In Spider-Man 2 when he was going through his crisis, she gave him cake and milk to cheer him up. In Spider-Man 3 she made him cookies and was even willing to make some with nuts for him. And even though she clearly is crushing on him, she told him MJ called back because she just wanted him to be happy. That's wifey material, MJ belongs to the streets.

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

Them cookies though.

[@Zero-ve4lt]

@@kaelthunderhoof5619 cookie = happy, No cookie = sad

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

@@Zero-ve4lt cookie = happy, cookie + rent = very very happy

[@incredibleblaan9983]

Yeah. It´s the nuts that would´ve convinced me too 🥜🥜...

[@dificulttocure]

Mj is the type of woman who wouldn't date someone unless he's rich or a superhero.

[@nickthepick8043]

Her marriage to Peter in the comics was the more interesting part for me. She wasn't in the thickest of the fighting, but she had her own struggles too. They both had to work together through their marriage with the personal stuff they both had going on. Know what else? They were a pretty good team in that regard.

[@danielhaire6677]

Comic MJ: "Peter, you go deal with the current villain while I *explain* the realities of life to these other MJ's" Comic Peter: "Ladies and Gents, the REAL Mary Jane Watson-Parker!!"

[@donathan2933]

@@danielhaire6677comic MJ was so good. Why’d the writers ruin her 😭

[@surrotten3354]

​@@donathan2933right even ultimate mj

[@donathan2933]

@@surrotten3354 Ultimate MJ was great imo

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

​@@donathan2933because Peter Parker must always suffer as far as the writers are concerned

[@payback4140]

Fun fact: MJ in the MCU is not called Mary Jane her actual name in the MCU is Michelle Jones

[@Groggle7141]

She’s basically a different character that took her initials. Not just because of her name, but she looks different and acts drastically different.

[@kunalkishore2897]

I have a theory that mj will have a cameo in spider man and then after secret wars when Spider man 5 comes out she will get rebooted to mary jane watson and she will have red hair

[@Promnite171]

I learned something thank you I guess not all KZbin comments can be toxic.

[@RyomenAyeni225]

@@Groggle7141I disagree ironically she acts more like MJ than the raimi one does 😂

[@jjgalloway6866]

She's far better than this MJ

[@ralphzechendorf1644]

Awesome video there... I admit, i never looked at it this way. I'm used to "good women are right, men wrong", so I always thought MJ is caught in the web of Peter's indecisiveness. But I did notice a couple of things that bugged me always : - When peter missed the play, MJ didn't even care about why he missed it. Come on, Peter got run over by a truck on his pathetic motorcycle, he wasn't even spidermanning. He could just as well have been paralyzed in a hospital bed and MJ would have called him saying "don't try anymore, you suck". - The Jameson dude looks like a douchebag... but he never acts as such. He's completely neutral, passive, stuff happens to him because he's just a nice piece of furniture for MJ. I always thought these were scriptwriting mistakes perhaps... but now you've opened my eyes !

[@scxba]

As a kid, some of us wanted an MJ. But now, some would rather have a Gwen 😂 Edit: u happy now? 😭 it’s not “we” anymore

[@donathan2933]

Agreed 😂

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

I’d rather just get Punched by Galactus.

[@donathan2933]

@@wesowhatever ion know bruh. I like Black Cat but she kinda iffy

[@underdog2917]

@@RedSunUnderParadise death is better than eternal suffering

[@sullivans2004]

I always wanted Gwen 😎

[@lucifermagne7458]

You forgot one of the worst ones: PS4 Mary Jane. While she never cheats or does anything like Raimi MJ, she sure as hell is annoying She says "I may not have spider powers but I'm not made of glass" directly after sneaking into a facility guarded by HIGHLY TRAINED SOLDIERS WITH LASERS. I'm sorry, but in a world where demon mobsters and 8 foot tall Rhinoceros men run rampant through the streets, yeah, you ARE made of glass, MJ

[@Spider-Man2094]

I know right?! Like bitch you CAN’T shrug off bullets like I do!

[@kiteman02_64]

She apologized for that bro

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@kiteman02_64 doesn't stop her from being incredibly annoying. She's just as annoying in the dlc. When she finds out Peter might be a father (mind you Peter wasn't cheating, he and MJ were apart) MJ just says "uck" and hangs up. Like, how fucking rude is that? Sure, she apologizes for it later. But you can only apologize for being a bitch so many times before it no longer means anything

[@doclouis4236]

Oh look, it's Lucifer the gay clown.

[@PhilletPhish]

@@kiteman02_64If I remember correctly, she doesn’t outright apologise for this specifically. I think she just generally apologises for being rude or something, or for being mad at Pete, which is just lackluster. I would definitely love to be corrected, because PS4 MJ is one of my least fav.

[@ashkanhooshmand6518]

I have always said, you would never go for a woman like her if you have a shred of respect for yourself.

[@anon9060]

You would if it was her early comics. Lately it seems that Marvel has no idea what to do with her and the same goes with Peter. Neither have grown up for the past 17 years since their marriage was retconned and that's because Marvel doesn't want them to stay married, so because Marvel doesn't want Peter to grow up-- MJ as a character is affected by this.

[@crowing3886]

​@@anon9060because when they get married one of them dies 😂

[@ronburgundy3172]

But peter in the raimi series clearly suffers from low self steem which is why he puts up with MJ sheanenigans

[@ashkanhooshmand6518]

@@anon9060 Im to young for that and plus I live in iran, there are no comics here. I saw the one in sam raimi spiderman, the one from the game and the one from the animated series. consider all the things she did like leaving her fiance at the alter or humiliating peter at every turn and she was clearly pleased with herself when doing them. no man with a shred of masculinity and respect for himself would ever go for a woman like her.

[@anon9060]

@@ashkanhooshmand6518 I mean Peter cheated on her too, yet you never really seem to mention that

[@thebulwer2278]

Give a simp a superpower, and he just turns into super simp.

[@samuelpierre3026]

wanna know something funny about all this? across all the movies, they make it seem like peter wasn’t capable of getting a girlfriend besides mj. but in the third movie he was juggling Gwen, Betty Brandt, and the landlords daughter like it was nothing. he’s not ugly, he just lacks confidence lol.

[@tazreenrahman3587]

The venom symbiote made him confident

[@dayvonlouis5187]

Bully Maguire had that flow

[@jenmoriarty9461]

The landlord’s daughter was a teenager right? I think she just had a crush on him which Peter knew and (wrongly) indulged in the third movie.

[@DL1of1]

in the comics i heard Peter is a Rizz lord. not a Rizz God like Batman, but peter is up there.

[@jenmoriarty9461]

@@LWLProductions I think she was supposed to be younger than Peter just by the way she acts and also because she seems to live with her father. But they had very non-teenager looking actors playing teenagers in the first film so I’m not completely sure myself. I just get “high school girl with a crush” vibes from her.

[@iwantpancakes838]

The wedding situation always makes me so sad. That dude really didn’t deserve that.

[@mirelcostin7538]

Definetly,i felt bad for him

[@indiajohnson]

Yeah, and all that money spent now wasted. I'm surprised that Jameson Sr didn't ruin her after that. Or maybe he did *hint-Spider Man 3-hint*.

[@devinweathers7520]

I'm late but at least call off the dam wedding holy fuck dude

[@ElliFeiler]

She had so many chances to call it of bevor but no she made it in the worst way to do

[@satireisnotdead5804]

@@indiajohnson I would love it if J.J.J. was the one who ruined her Broadway career.

[@hiitsalex6780]

I want to see a story line of Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy are the main villains of a Spider story. With MJ being pure evil and Gwen being a broken hero that redemped herself.

[@DannyConeHeadOnceLer]

Don't forget Felicia Hardy she's a hypocritical ally cat that steals

[@Tec713]

Yes that would be awesome

[@superjerick9669]

Pretty sure there is carnage queen mj in Gwen comics

[@thalmoragent9344]

​​@@superjerick9669Really? Interesting 😅 they've beefed before, eh?

[@thunderkatz4219]

I mean mj became carnage in ultimate

[@Brightside9]

Ursula was the only lady nice to Peter she gave him chocolate cake while he was basically in his existential crisis and cookies with nuts, she actually cared for Peter because she told Peter than MJ was on the phone, she probably had feelings for him but supported his relationship with MJ

[@enderethan144]

This is why I choose Gwen Stacy over her.

[@jacknite625]

FAX

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Peter didn’t even consider MJ until Gwen was already dead to be fair

[@jacknite625]

@@TheUncivilizedNation that makes it worse

[@Ishallsufferfromignorance]

You ever read the comics and see her with green goblin

[@Oath13K]

@@IshallsufferfromignoranceThat was a dumb non-canon comic.

[@j23roa]

Toxic women need to be called out more. Not erased from scripts, but called out. I have an ex who always sides with the toxic women in movies and she has no reason to acknowledge the red flags because the movie treats them like they're perfect

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

That's actually insane but like the movie Scream said "don't blame the movies." I think she would have justified her behavior movie or not. Then again I don't know maybe you're right

[@smokeflame3823]

i can just feel how she responded and saying reasons defending them

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Yeah movie characters should be called out for bad behavior within the movie

[@tastefullys]

Sounds like my ex

[@ElliFeiler]

To be honest I am a girl and in never understood why everyone liked this toxic relationshipp no mather what I can't understand this. Some of my friends I try to advice to let this toxic relationshipp and find one who is really ther for you and wants to supportyou bot no they never listen to me. Three gusses you can make where is always coming crying to me becouse her boy-friend or girl-friend makes her/him emotional trouble?

[@danb1809]

“From the streets did she emerge; and to the streets she will return. And I say unto you, ‘She is for the streets.’ So be not weary when she must return from whence she came.” Book of Future, Ch. 1 Verses 1-3

[@DerekFDB]

🙏🏼

[@killmonger7949]

Amen 🙏

[@Guyfield20XX]

Fax my brother 🙏

[@lordsafro]

Amen 🙏🏾

[@UltimateTS64]

💀

[@VagaBond6921]

Don’t forget in the comics that Paul was in, Peter acting like he don’t got a whole NFL roster. Like bro, Black Cat is right there!

[@zillafire101]

They assassinated both MJ and Black Cat's characters throughout that run

[@boltskyline2957]

I think she was at her worst in Spiderman 3. She made it all about herself and even resented Peter for being more popular than her. She treats peter as if he's working a 9-5 job doing overtime that doesnt give her enough time but in reality peter is doing a very important duty that she herself knew what it was and what she'd have to tolerate at the end of Spiderman 2. Given, Peter messed up kissing Gwen, but I'd say Bully Maguire gave her a taste of her own well deserved medicine.

[@TheDealer1228]

*Spider-Man

[@ZAND4TSU]

Bully Maguire

[@boltskyline2957]

@@TheDealer1228 your-mom

[@TheWipal]

​@@boltskyline2957heh😂

[@robertthreadgill5356]

I understand she was reasonably mad about the kiss, but from Peter's perspective it was just a publicity stunt that didn't mean anything.

[@AidenAlias]

she's diabolical in these movies man. I even thought that as a kid, I was constantly confused on what her goals or character was. she just spends every scene shes in actively trying to fuck over everyone.

[@2009samiy]

youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture … according the bible that you have (Matthew 4:1) Jesus was tempted (James 1:13) God doesn't get tempted (John 1:29) Jesus was seen (1 John 4:12) No man has ever seen God (Acts 2:22) Jesus was and is a man, sent by God (Numbers 23:19, Hosea11:9) God is not a man (Hebrews 5:8-9) Jesus had to grow and learn (Isaiah 40:28) God doesn't ever need to learn (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) Jesus dies (1 Timothy 1:17) God doesn't die (Hebrews 5:7) Jesus needed salvation (Luke 1:37) God doesn't need salvation (John 4:6) Jesus grew weary (Isaiah 40:28) God Doesn't grow weary (Mark 4:38) Jesus slept (Psalm 121:2-4) God doesn't sleep (John 5:19) Jesus isn't all powerful (Isaiah 45:5-7) God is all powerful (Mark 13:32) Jesus isn't all knowing (Isaiah 46:9) God is all knowing ...................

[@themilesmorales1610]

Ngl one of the best interpretations of mj is probably the one in peter b parker's earth, she's just so loving in the movie

[@DerekFDB]

Most definitely

[@ChipCJ]

fr dude she is one of the few versions of MJ that don't suck

[@khaliyahjefferson832]

Even marvels Spiderman cartoons is more likable in comparison

[@spideyfan6441]

​@khaliyahjefferson832 True, Even Marvel Rising And Other Bad Or Mediocre MJs In Any Media Is Better Than Raimi's MJ

[@ma.2089]

I think both MJs in that movie are great. Both were very kind and caring.

[@Royal_Rage]

Spiderman 1 and 2: treated peter like garbage ane betrayed him Spiderman 3 when peter got bully maguire, got all the rizz, able to stand up to himself, MJ: surpirsed pikachu face. A truly detestable woman

[@JohnnyMcbumbersnazzleKinc3]

Lol

[@jpmagnus6909]

The sad thing is that the Mary-Jane Watson-Parker we had in the comics from 1987 to 2007 was a great and well written character, for the most part, but because Joe Quesada had a massive hate boner for the concept of marriage due to his own one going tits up we saw both the Peter/MJ and Cyclops/Jean marriages well an truly get thrown under the bus.

[@TheJollyJokerDancer]

This.

[@williamedwards4151]

Glad you're calling Quesada out.

[@jpmagnus6909]

@@williamedwards4151 for me Quesada was one of the worst EICs Marvel had. Seriously, though the 00s turned out a lot of stuff that was better than what we had in the 90s or what we would go on to have from 2012 onwards, a lot of editorial mandates he made were horrible. Seriously, there were times he made DeFalco's EIC tenure look like Stan Lee's or Jim Shooter's.

[@Ntwadumela89]

Marriage in America is dead not a smart move for a successful man

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@Ntwadumela89 Pretty much, but the way Quesada portrays it is a tragedy that they had to be separated, when in reality Peter should've been on his grindset.

[@Rose_Bride]

I was 19 years old in 2002 and even as a literal teenager with no experience in relationships I HATED this version of MJ. I genuinely could _not_ understand why Peter was SO hung up on this awful, unfaithful girl. She was SO wishy washy and untrustworthy. And the fact that she was CONSTANTLY flaunting her relationships in Peter's face was honestly _disgusting._ She WANTED him to give her a reaction. I think she got off on seeing him hurt and miserable and suffering and looking like a crushed puppy. She very obviously could tell that he had a crush on her. I was SO disappointed when in _Spiderman: No Way Home_ Tobey McGuire's Peter confirmed that he was with her. How much drama and stress must she be putting him through _on top_ of his stress of being Spiderman? How many guys has she cheated on him with? How many times has he _forgiven_ her? I just _can'ttttt._ 😭

[@vastaviksam2784]

Peter deserved better bro

[@namkia205]

She reminds me of the female version of my ex boyfriend

[@YuminoSama-k5w]

We can understand all the wrinkles now

[@namkia205]

@@YuminoSama-k5w What wrinkles and who has wrinkles?

[@ludwigvangaming1822]

@@namkia205 I think he's talking about Toby's Spiderman in No Way Home.

[@autisticallyartistic5882]

MJ in the insomniac games definitely tracks with this. Girl goes out of her way to put herself in the most danger and gets mad at Peter when he just wants her to be safe. I appreciate her bravery and willingness to be on the frontlines but I emphasize with Peter’s frustration so much.

[@tetragaming6332]

For me, it was that she didn’t take a mask, web bombs or a drone, or ask for any type of emergency gadgets for if stealth failed. Being proactive was fine, she was just being stupid about it

[@TomoCooking]

True. I would say she has a zeal without knowledge

[@MrKingJson]

I sort of get why she didn't like Peter constantly treating her like she's made out of glass since she's clearly done this so often that shes almost an expert at it, but at the same time, there were so many times where she only got out of because of Peter soooooooo....

[@xmant8842]

​@MrKingJson tbh the only reason she survived was luck and thugs being stupid. I mean, the thugs hear some boxes fall or glass breaking and don't immediately call for backup to secure the whole area? That's pure stupidity. And mj was also super lucky that that taser she grabbed somehow managed to work on enemies covered in advanced armor from head to toe.

[@migzy4704]

@@xmant8842Exactly! In reality she would’ve been killed.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Fun fact her actress actually wanted to be paid as much if not more than tobey meguire

[@manishmahawar5813]

7:34 Peter kissed an unknown while being in a relationship, mary jane: 😤💥😱 Mary jane after doing the same : ☺️

[@bibigamer502]

Rules for thee not for me

[@EllaFeiler-z8k]

Even she is a woman it dosen't excuse her behavior bad childhood back story or not this don't make her better.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

@@manishmahawar5813 yeah apperently its only ok if she does it

[@johnpett1955]

When watching spiderman 2, I really felt bad for Jameson's son. He seemed like such a nice guy that didn't deserve being left at the altar just because he was being used to get to Peter.

[@vorpalinferno9711]

Well it showed how much MJ values Peter. She wants him more than an astronaut. Peter has created his own value.

[@ThePridePilot]

​@@vorpalinferno9711Is that supposed to justify anything?

[@tangerinefish]

Same here 😢 poor guy

[@johnpett1955]

@@vorpalinferno9711 MJ straight up ditched him at the altar. I'd get it if she told him she wanted to break up sooner, but waiting until the last second was a messed up thing to do.

[@vorpalinferno9711]

@@ThePridePilot Why are you after justifications? if you want justifications then all the villains are justified.

[@sanctityninja9345]

Funny how the best Spider-Man girlfriend is from a obscure comic

[@jamestamsitt5806]

You saw that video too?

[@giosbizarreart9048]

Fax

[@sanctityninja9345]

@@jamestamsitt5806 ye

[@lorenzolara1148]

Do you have a link?

[@lamarrarrington2383]

@@lorenzolara1148 I think it's kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnPNgXVqe8ifl9U.

[@Ishogamble]

Black Cat the realest one in Web of Shadows, she doesn't trick him, she manipulates him a bit but in the end Peter got what she promised

[@rishabhadarsh5227]

Did she gave her cat to Peter...?

[@JapaneseEmpire1939]

@@rishabhadarsh5227AW HELL NAW

[@BORNAGAINCHRISTIAN7]

​@@rishabhadarsh5227..what?

[@godnyx117]

MJ is the definition of: "You cannot turn a hoe into a housewife"

[@RyomenAyeni225]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Just_a_piece_meat]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@alfalldoot6715]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Quenterro.]

One word: Question Mark

[@VRLLSafety]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sakethpasumarthi407]

never knew why peter was so dumb in these movies, like choosing mj over gwen?

[@Caution954]

gwen was the way

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Usually MJ isn’t even considered until Gwen is already dead to be fair. He never leaves her because he’s loyal… even though she isn’t loyal at all

[@nafmaja5612]

Or Mr Landlord's (i forgot his name) daughter

[@Gleebazoid]

@@Lee-jg1vdshe fr gave my boy Peter chocolate cake and milk like come on Peter go for her

[@Quenterro.]

​@@nafmaja5612mr dickavitch or something like that

[@gabrielschultis6486]

I’m just gonna say it, Harry knew Peter liked MJ and still got with her despite that💀

[@matthewlee4697]

They both played peter and he ended up getting revenge in return....he beat up harry and brought gwen to the place mj was working at just to flirt infront of mj with another woman...and slapped mj on top of that, oh yeah I forgot he got revenge on Eddie too...damn now that i think about he got revenge on sandman aswell, peter went of a revenge spree in spider-man 3 lol😂

[@gabrielschultis6486]

@@matthewlee4697 best character building arch ever😂😂😂

[@matthewlee4697]

@@gabrielschultis6486 lol 😂

[@Someone-iu1nc]

@@matthewlee4697 Thats what happens when you take shit from people for that long We all got some venom in us💀

[@matthewlee4697]

@@Someone-iu1nc I completely agree 👍

This is a gem. Both funny and informative. Like, really, boys should stay away from women who treat them like that.

[@EllaFeiler-z8k]

True. And I'm a woman can not tollerate and understand why most man fall for such toxic woman. It's also dosen't excuse that she had a bad childhood and relationship with her father for her behavior.

[@pizzatime4204]

She's def not like this in the comics. She's very supportive to peter, and isn't a damsel in distress, until the most recent run in the comics ruined her. If you wanna see a comic accurate version watch spectacular spider man, or just look at gwen in spider man 3, because they literally gave her comic mj's personality

[@incognit01233]

You mean the amazing Spider-Man right? Cause Emma Stone is the perfect MJ.

[@abdoucisse894]

@@incognit01233Gwen & mj we’re always the same person to me in the comics. Both supportive of Peter even when not knowing he’s Spider-Man

[@incognit01233]

@@abdoucisse894 No, Gwen was a literal antagonist in her early years then became a boring source of terrible drama. Ala Mary Jane in the overhyped raimi movies. They killed her off for a reason and MJ stepped up as the waifu. She was without a doubt welcomed with open arms over Gwen who was quickly forgotten about. Even Black Cat was just a super slutty cat themed version of MJ.

[@CS_GOD64]

But then had kids with a guy named Paul

[@cunnyman]

Gwen became better thanks to the Amazing Spider-Man movies. She was given a personality by Emma.

[@TheComicMaster1995]

As much as I love these movies, the did MJ’s character so dirty. It’s to the point that everyone thinks that this is what MJ is like, which for the most part is just not true in the comics.

[@georeljackson6006]

Denial someone literally made very much contrast between different characters MJ is not the one she just not she literally started zero purpose so stop dick riding for a minute

[@danielendless]

AND THEN ALONG CAME PAUL

[@aidentoons]

Exactly, Mary Jane is cool overall, just not in the Raimi films.

[@TheComicMaster1995]

@@danielendless honestly, I don't know what is up with the writes/ higher ups, but they are doing everything they can to make MJ seem as unlikable as possible, and unfortunately, it has worked on a good set of the fanbase. And it's a shame because in older stories, she was a great character and her development was beyond most other "love interests"

[@zlvno]

The spectacular spider man series makes her mroe likable

[@mrmusickhimself]

She is AWFUL in the Maximum Carnage arc. She knows Peter has his hands full with the chaos in the streets, yet she constantly nags the hell out of him -- even making it a point to go to the CLUB and flirt with other men, nearly getting killed and having to be saved by Peter anyway.

[@grasshopperfury7766]

My goodness, MJ has to be THE WORST fiction GF character ever.

[@Verebazs]

Yeah, but Maximum Carnage had Shriek using her powers, to brainwash the entire city, bringing out the worst from EVERYONE in New York. You can't blame MJ for not being immune to something that was affecting even the superheroes, to the point it hindered their efforts to stop the villains.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I'd agree, but Amber from the animated Invincible is AWFUL. "I don't care if you literally had your guts punched out, you weren't at the SOUP KITCHEN!"

[@othonielsinclair2548]

@@mrmusickhimself I almost forgot about that.

[@KxngKUDA]

​@@mrmusickhimself "yeah, I'm not an idiot, I figured out you're a superhero risking your life and limbs every day to protect the innocents, and by proxy have enemies that will target everyone close to you, but WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 2 MONTHS AND I DESERVED TO KNOW!" (Also, idc if I knew it was you that literally saved lives at the college campus, imma spin it like you abandoned me cuz you're an asshole)

[@SXLDIERBXY]

She was for the streets in all movies dawg

[@willymutunga1144]

"Mary Jane being a thot, has to be a canon event"😂😂😂💀😭😭😭

[@Chuckles3100]

PAUL

[@Sammy.Bear.King1234]

​@@Chuckles3100 Oh nah 🤣🤣🤣

[@MyBallzInYourJaws]

@@Sammy.Bear.King1234Paul clapped her cheeks to oblivion

[@j.b.mmagasin4920]

​@@Chuckles3100 ... we dont talk about paul here!!

[@2009samiy]

youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture … according the bible that you have (Matthew 4:1) Jesus was tempted (James 1:13) God doesn't get tempted (John 1:29) Jesus was seen (1 John 4:12) No man has ever seen God (Acts 2:22) Jesus was and is a man, sent by God (Numbers 23:19, Hosea11:9) God is not a man (Hebrews 5:8-9) Jesus had to grow and learn (Isaiah 40:28) God doesn't ever need to learn (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) Jesus dies (1 Timothy 1:17) God doesn't die (Hebrews 5:7) Jesus needed salvation (Luke 1:37) God doesn't need salvation (John 4:6) Jesus grew weary (Isaiah 40:28) God Doesn't grow weary (Mark 4:38) Jesus slept (Psalm 121:2-4) God doesn't sleep (John 5:19) Jesus isn't all powerful (Isaiah 45:5-7) God is all powerful (Mark 13:32) Jesus isn't all knowing (Isaiah 46:9) God is all knowing ...................

[@jackcadaverxXx]

I also find MJ very unlikable in most of her iterations. I always thought it was annoying how Peter would be quick to point out Black Cat's toxic behavior but put MJ on a pedestal at the same time. (But I definitely have a preference for Felicia myself, so maybe I am doing the same thing) One version of MJ I really loved was from the cartoon Spectacular Spiderman. She is so cool and laid back and hardly even romantic potential for Peter at all being more of a friend to him. It reminds me a lot of how she was when she was first introduced in the comics and I wish more adaptions will go this route with her

[@zq9817]

My thoughts exactly

[@ErenDenizMert]

She is too plain for me personally

[@kadenpile-riley2170]

Felicia has always been fine.

[@George18798]

Mary Jane from TNAS I guess was good as well

[@melissasmith4254]

Agree with you

[@HaoPlays-i9m]

The Sam Raimi universe’s Mary Jane is the definition of a selfish human being. In Spider-Man 3, when MJ was talking to Peter in his apartment, she says: “This isn’t about you, this is about me.”

[@donathan2933]

When she said that I felt no remorse when he slapped her

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

Sam Raimi MJ is the type of person who would Sacrifice New York to the God Hand.

[@HaoPlays-i9m]

@@RedSunUnderParadise fr tho

[@ThePigeon207]

She really thinks she’s the main character

[@HaoPlays-i9m]

@@ThePigeon207Bro really thought this movie was called Mary-Jane 3

[@abunirmal2535]

I really did hate MJ from the beginning in Maguire Spiderman movies. I didn't knew why, but now I know

[@Ramuh100]

Peter shoulda got with Ditkovich's daughter. She likes him, she's sweet and she can cook. And who knows, maybe Ditkovich may not be so hard on the guy that treats his daughter right.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399]

Can't agree more

[@Hakimshafin]

As the saying goes don't go for the woman whom you love, go for one who loves you...

[@aaronpareja5931]

Most definitely! She was so pure to Peter!

[@uncleethan7488]

As a kid I thought the same thing but in the end I realized Peter was influenced by the Symbiote so maybe it was the best not to though she clearly wanted him

[@lumityviktuuristanartist4100]

Even Gwen was better than mj , but yeah urula was just sweet

[@casey475]

Sucks that Raimi dialed MJ’s toxic traits to eleven since she’s only acted like this in the 60’s and dumb recent comics. And the former was presented as a character flaw that she worked on before she got with Peter and became one of the most sweet and relatable couples.

[@AJadedLizard]

Raimi wrote the villains really well but he *did not* get any of the protagonists. Aunt May sucks, she exists to make Peter feel guilty and that's it. Peter's just a loser and he removed his intelligence because Raimi didn't find being smart relatable. He's not funny, he's just pitiful. MJ is...MJ.

[@Dertzer]

@@AJadedLizard I don't get you, honestly. I don't see how Raimi didn't understand Peter and Aunt May.

[@FactsOverFeelingsLoser]

​@@DertzerRaimis peter was the worst hes spitting pure facts

[@AJadedLizard]

@@Dertzer Do you think May exists to make Peter feel guilty? Do you think Peter is meant to be an average dweeb without any kind of personality whose sole goal is getting with the super toxic childhood friend he has no chemistry with?

[@corysmith564]

@@AJadedLizard Bruh, Rami's Aunt May inspires him and is one of the main sources of light and hope in the world for him whenever he feels defeated. Maguire's Peter is fine the way he is. Yeah sure he may not be highly intelligent compared to Garfield and Holland but his humanity as a struggling young adult trying to balance out life is not wasted or underutilized compared to Garfield and Holland.

[@dongholiothesecond3324]

MJ is a perfect example of just because your highschool crush is pretty doesn't mean you should chase her.

[@TundraFox548]

The way I don't remember any of this stuff from when I watched these movies as a kid😭 I must've blocked it all out😭

[@dhaniingraham6529]

8:54 idk how that slap from Spider-Man didn’t break her jaw

[@genesismultiverse4896]

​@TheLatiosnlatias02 she has thicker plot armor than kars's abbs from jojo bizzare adventures

[@bluehotsaiyan]

One scene is Spider-Man 1 that pisses me off to this day is school fight scene. Flash has bullied Peter almost every day before Pete got powers. The one time Peter fights back and knocks down Flash with a single punch, MJ looks at Peter with disgust and contempt. Like, does she want him to keep being bullied?

[@srstriker6420]

Yeah because is the school system really that useless because they should be looking for bully and everyone praises Flash Thompson because he is popular everyone in Peter’s school is a gaslighter because he should have ignored Norman’s request because that only lead to more misery

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Interestingly enough, I remember reading the original comics and as far as I remember, Flash never actually physically bullied Peter. He was literally just kind of a dick to him all the time. They did fight each other once, but that was a freaking boxing match. The teacher arranged that shit.

[@hidum5779]

I don't think it was disgust and contempt. More like she was surprised that he fought back and knocked him out. Hell every single person there was surprised. I mean that's how I see it.

[@bluehotsaiyan]

@@hidum5779 Nope. It was those things, and everyone else called him a freak.

[@hidum5779]

@@bluehotsaiyan only one guy (who is flash's friend anyway) called him a freak. If you watch that scene you'll see everyone else cheered out as "yeah" when peter punched flash.

[@victoryv116]

As a woman myself , I can see how Mary is so selfish and manipulative...but didn't understand why boys used to like her in my class 🤣🤣🤣 ...I used to be very shocked that boys could not realised it

[@stevenschnepp576]

If young men realized women were generally terrible before they hit thirty, the species would go extinct.

[@shreeshiva9421]

Because unlike girls, guys aren't taught by parents nd society to detect nd deal with manipulative toxic girls.

[@nonradicalnationalist6608]

So many greate girls we missed

[@FireOccator]

It's natural for men to like all women who look good.

[@windblownleaf6450]

The power of boobs in a wet shirt.

[@your-introverted-queen]

"Will you marry me?" *jumps off building to avoid him* "MARY JANE!"

[@bionicleanime]

Fun fact: Stan Lee himself believed Peter's true love is Gwen Stacy. So all the "ship him with MJ" Marvel does always felt weird in spite of having better girls for him.

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Unfortunately Gwen Stacy is dead. That’s a shame.

[@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD]

Not really, Gwen only loved Peter, while Marry Jane love both Peter Parker & Spider-Man, and she's old reliable

[@jlopez240gaming7]

@@XZAVIER-DAA-GODno she loves Paul 💀

[@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD]

@@jlopez240gaming7 who doesn't love Paul walker

[@yohanbaumann3012]

@@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD not exactly that, gwen only loved peter yes but that change later as she get to know him and spider (and stop beliving tha spider killed her dad) and become supportive of peter and spider. Same thing with black cat where she just loves pier and later star to discoverr what she missed by dimissing peterand that he is actualy someno she could love. Mary Jane in general have nice felings for the 2 and as she get realy in love she knows that the 2 are the one and same and now marvel writers break her too sadly, because spider never get a break.

[@Steel-101]

Yeah you’re 100% correct. I never liked MJ in the movies, or comics. There is always some unnecessary drama with her. Another example is the insomniac games. MJ broke up with Peter because she got tired of his “overprotective attitude”. OK can you blame him? He experienced a terrible loss and she does get pretty reckless in a lot of situations. What’s even worse is that she kind of flirts with him even after they broke up. For crying out loud, MJ make up your mind! They should’ve been a chill couple in the first game and then get married in Spiderman 2. No ridiculous drama.

[@hamstersillo0267]

Thisss

[@misterok5978]

I don't know if this is the case in English but in the French version of MJ in the Spider-Man game on PS4 (or the Isomniac games) she talks about the breakup ALL THE TIME, like it speaks quietly then suddenly she adds a "Do you remember our breakup?"

[@Steel-101]

@@misterok5978 In the English, she doesn’t mention it every 5 seconds but still her reasons for breaking up with Peter in the game felt selfish. She jabs at Peter about the breakup 4 times in the story. I just think that Peter & MJ should have been a couple from start to finish in the 1st game and then they get married at the end of Spiderman 2. Sorry for the rant lol 😂. Its just that the drama between these two is getting really old.

[@misterok5978]

@@Steel-101 In the end, the older we get, the more we understand that MJ is one of Peter's worst girlfriends... whether in games, films or comics… 😂

[@Steel-101]

@@misterok5978 Oh that’s a fact. I mean she’s a “supermodel” in comics if I recall correctly(Not exactly a proper job for a wife). They went in the right direction with her being a journalist(more interesting story wise) in the games but they kept her irritating attitude. Lol 😂

[@gamer4l1f34]

“Mary Jane bein a thot has to be a canon event” IM DEAD YO! 💀🤣

[@CaptainBadNews]

Thank you, I always thought this character was completely insane.

[@RyanEX2000]

In the books and the comics MJ WAS originally very supportive of Peter and very aware of her limitations. When Morlun's brothers and sister come looking for Spider-Man she doesn't panic when it looks like they're discovered. She had prepared emergency kits for the both of them since she knew this came with the territory. And she was the one that actually finished off Morticia before she could kill Peter. It is mostly in recent years, surprise surprise, that she's been turned into what she is now. That whole Paul thing, a blatant self insert if there ever was one, was for the me the final straw since SM for me was to Marvel what Batman is for DC.

[@AnimeLover069]

I read the comics first and I liked MJ, so the toxic argument about MJ confused me...she had more brains AND was super understanding and supportive...and I saw the series and the movie and wut!!?

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

That original comic panel of “Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot” was when i grew infatuated with MJ. That MJ was the best MJ and even as a kid I couldn’t stand the raimi version.

[@dovahkiin7396]

Dude, I'm still here reading the new issue's. It's just getting worse and worse

[@yank3305]

MJ be secretly going around New York trying to rizz up every single guy

[@jacknite625]

and people call spider gwen manipulating

[@yank3305]

@@jacknite625 EXACTLY

[@lucifermagne7458]

​@@jacknite625as least she had reason to be because of the threat of returning to her universe. MJ is doing this shit for no reason

[@jacknite625]

@@lucifermagne7458 exactly meanwhile mj is going out and enbraising the street life

[@channel45853]

she would be the LI in every movie in the MCU

[@DeepEye1994]

My issue with the Raimi films is that too much of the story is centered around Peter's toxic relationship with her when there's more fun/interesting/potentially interesting supporting characters I'd rather see Peter interact with.

[@sorachi8788]

YES especially with aunt may who's is completely forget about latter in the third film, also they try to act like Pete and Harry where good friends or even "best friends"? When they were just awful to each other..even from the very start, like why WOULD you date the girl your homie loves in graduation? That's pretty fucked up, harry.

[@phistoltv5196]

@@sorachi8788 Yeah they weren't great friends to each other but I will defend Harry on making a move on MJ. Peter barely made a move on her for close to a year, so Peter isn't that much entitled or call dibs on her. What Harry should have done tho is inform Peter that he has a thing for MJ as a good friend should do. Plus lets not judge their friendship too much, we have at one point fucked over our best friend once or twice in our lifetime. Which is why the topic of forgiveness is raised in Spiderman 3. If you have never had a disagreement or argument with your friend before. It means you arent real friends, you are probably "yes-men" to each other. If you can forgive your friend after a heated disagreement or argument it makes your friendship stronger.

[@BullyMaguireTheAbsolute]

It's not a raimi thing , it's Spider-Man getting cucked every time like man can NEVER catch a break

[@DozerfleetProd]

One alternate timeline had him hooking up with Chat. A woman who basically had Snow White's power to sway animals into doing her bidding. Like Squirrel Girl, but less quirky, and not limited to squirrels. The movies need to do her justice. MJ is toast.

[@omnia-amo]

Like Ursula. I’d love an Ursula or a Gwen

[@Presofcamelot64]

Peter: "The worst she can say is no" Mary Jane: **jumps out window**

[@rontellem1547]

"At this point, Mary Jane being a thot has to be a canon event." I actually lolled

[@TheHeroExodus]

Was bout to quote this, but i figured id find this already in here lol.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

@@rontellem1547 actually ultimate mj (the cartoon one) and i think spectacular and also insomniac mj were good

[@tred6292]

“You can give the world to her, and the second they get thrown into another dimension, they’ll leave you for a guy named Paul.” Best warning ever.

[@EL-ISS]

I'll never understand why Peter didn't lock down his landlord's daughter. She was always so sweet and kind. Even watching these films as a kid I always shipped him and the landlord's daughter over MJ or even Gwen 😭. Edit: and even by the end his landlord ended being a respectful guy and gave him amazing advice on why people needed heroes! So honestly that's the perfect woman and father in law for Peter Parker!

[@MrShadowSmith]

Also it might save him RENT!

[@EL-ISS]

@@MrShadowSmith If only he had, "FIxed the damn door!" 😔

[@KavilashPanicker]

Back then my 11 year old brain had ended the story with spiderman settling down with Ursula.

[@fullmetalheel]

Dawg she fed him cookies 😩 WIFE HER UP

[@hidum5779]

@@fullmetalheel don't forget the chocolate cake and milk.

[@Poprock009]

MJ: dates multiple guys, abandons someone in their own wedding, and constantly manipulates peter. Peter: I can fix her

[@tagonize6940]

In the original comics, MJ literally flirts with Peter in front of Harry, whom she is dating and even gets mad at HIM when he calls her out on it, to the point where he almost OD’s on drugs. After he gets home from the hospital, she continues flirting with Peter in front of them in their own house!! How this trash human being became such a staple is perplexing.

[@elgnirP-m5t]

Doesn't she get called out for it multiple times and decides to become a better person? Even forgiving harry after he tried to kill her?

[@tagonize6940]

@@elgnirP-m5t I’ll let you know when I get that far. Lmao

[@tagonize6940]

@@elgnirP-m5t I’ll let you know whenever I get there! Lol

[@tagonize6940]

Maybe somewhere down the line, but I’m only 122 issues in. I have yet to see any remorse for her actions. 🤷‍♂️

[@ionasappy2732]

Gwen kissed Flash while she was with Peter and ya'll dedicate statues to that corpse lol...

[@andrewp.stewart4585]

In MJ’s defense, when she said to Peter, “Don’t tell Harry!”, she was referring to her job, not the fact that she would go on a lunch date with Peter despite her dating Harry.

[@MrParkerman6]

Actually, Peter was the one who said it and then M.J. repeated the line, so there's that......

[@dionisietarlev7081]

It could have had a double meaning Making it seem like it was one thing but it was the other

[@lucky6961]

her kissing a masked guy she doesn't even know just because he saved her is still 🤔🤔

[@asc2482]

Imagine your girlfriend telling her best friend not to tell about her job condition to you because it is their little secret.

[@pullupenthusiast3800]

@@asc2482because she told everyone she was an actress, and she was a waitress

[@driddick7361]

"Mary Jane being a thot has to be a cannon event." Now that is some good comedy gold right there.

[@thegermanhalonerd5511]

My Man Speaking nothing but Facts!👍 low key never realized how bad MJ was.

[@thegermanhalonerd5511]

Damn bro that's hard, I've never had a girlfriend but I think if I ever did I would tell her something if she ever acted like that. But I can understand why you didn't.

[@thegermanhalonerd5511]

It's alright bro you'll find that special someone someday 👍

[@thegermanhalonerd5511]

Thanks man 👍

[@mercedesking6800]

Shes not the most toxic woman, but the most dangerous villain spider-man has ever faced

[@talentless9031]

She belongs to the streets

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Yeah the most toxic woman is aphrodite

[@AlonzoTompkins]

Even as a kid, I never got why people liked her in these films.

[@claudius3359]

I just skip the romance parts,tbh 😅

[@Jacob-br3go]

Bro, as a kid I was also like, “thats kinda messed up mj”

[@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD]

Ah I only like her on the first film

[@XJ0461C]

​@@IobsterpetersonI don't think that word means what you think it means. Ignoring a character's shit behaviour because they're hot and you want the main character to fuck the only option the movie will actually give them is the opposite of nuance.

[@-lrevels-7056]

@AlonzoTompkins Same

[@MiraTheWarlock]

I always hate that trope of how someone knowingly dates a bully, and then viewers are expected to feel sorry for her when the abuse is turned on her Screw that noise. Heck I disliked Sam from Cobra Kai the first 2 seasons, but credit where credit is due, her bully boyfriend began hurting her AFTER she dumped him because she witnessed him beating up 3 defenseless teens, and was like 'hell no'

[@dotcom3015]

Yeh I think cobra Kai is more realistic in the sense it’s scary to break up with a violent person in case they turn on you, whereas the rest of media doesn’t usually depict why why they would stay

[@mr.awesome6011]

​@@dotcom3015 That's when you seek help. Don't allow yourself to stay in toxic situations out of fear.

[@muhammadaveromugi]

The Best MJ is in Spectacular Spider-Man 👍🏻🗿

[@meyymeye]

Thought I was the only one who thought she was toxic, I’m so glad someone else caught these little details 😭

[@keonkla]

Spider-man fans simp for MJ WAAY to much.

[@tdspkhype3042]

@@keonklaMaybe read the comics before defending Gwen Stacey when she’s basically MJ?

[@Arsonaught]

​@@tdspkhype3042where did they defend gwen??Gwen???

[@Where_da_cheese_at]

@@tdspkhype3042read.

[@lucky6961]

@@tdspkhype3042 why read the comics? the problem is the version of the character represented on the big screen. different versions of characters from what probably are different writters behind. also you are the one talking about Gwen. Point stands MJ from the movies is a horrible person

[@redrevanantarcdemon441]

Technically she's not the real Mary Jane. She is Larry Jane. The Mary Jane Watson that I Know would never do such thing to Peter. In fact she even become his wife during the early times when comic books were readable. It's just that the makers of the movie didn't give faithful adaptation of the character . The current comic book writers do not utilize Mary Jane Watson like it's predecessors on early comics.

[@sleepless_nightowl]

I just realized how goofy this scene where Spiderman carries MJ (2:23) is now that I realized this Spiderman is a mannequin 💀💀💀

[@crypto66]

I always wondered why he seemed so stiff; zero movement on the shoulder that should be adjusting itself on the web. The wind is also coming from the wrong side. Damn. I haven't seen this movie in years, but I don't think I'll ever be able to watch it again.

[@MusicLover-os1fp]

I only now notice 💀💀💀💀

[@Red-nl4lk]

I can't not see that now

[@someguyy194_2]

Also her hair is blowing the wrong way

[@TheEKdude]

Bruh I can't believe I'm noticing this now

[@Safer_02]

Fun Fact: Even Kristen Dunst (Actress who played MJ) doesn’t like the person that MJ became.

[@gatsbymaguire]

​@TheLatiosnlatias02 ok

[@genesismultiverse4896]

@TheLatiosnlatias02 i would hate her for saying she should be payed as much as tobey maguire but ok

[@alastor6114]

At first I wanted to say, her character was the victim of bad writing. But after three movies… I realized it’s intentional. We actually find out in No Way Home after roughly 20 years in the timeline, their relationship is still shall we say… Dicey

[@ErenDenizMert]

Wait what. When was that said in no way home

[@123LORDOFHELL]

​@@ErenDenizMert Peter and Mary Jane still aren't married in No Way Home... and they're both in their 40s lol

[@ErenDenizMert]

@@123LORDOFHELL Aint no way

[@blimpos]

@@ErenDenizMert home

[@chen-beixuan]

"MJ being a thot has to be a canon event" FUCKIN HOLLERIN 😭😭

[@DanishAli-ni9zp]

You missed the part where in Spiderman : No way home when Andrew asks Tobey how's your relationship he answers "it's complicated" I mean even after so many years, it was still complicated.

[@GregJamesMusic]

Apparently, that was Tobey’s idea. He wanted any details about what his Spider-Man had been up to to be as vague as possible.

[@Kster-uj6dr]

​@GregJamesMusic why lol? Is there another Spiderman movie with Tobey coming out? Because that would be awesome

[@GregJamesMusic]

@@Kster-uj6dr Good question. My best guess is Tobey thought too many details about his Spider-Man might upstage Tom Holland.

[@sunsetman22]

​@@GregJamesMusicmy brother in Christ, this is literally the movie where every single person on earth went to see it because the old Spider-Man dudes were gonna show up. Tom Holland was already "upstaged" lol, which doesn't matter though because he was always the "lesser" of the three Spider-Men.

[@gagetaylor192]

@@sunsetman22 All of the Spiderman actors shined in this movie. Plus the ending of the movie was probably one of the best moments for Tom's Spiderman. It gave me vibes of Tobey's Spiderman living in a worn down apartment and having basically nothing again. Of the 3 Spidermen, Tom's definitely had it the worst of the 3. He had to sacrifice literally everything for the greater good and it's where he learned true responsibility. Everybody in NWH absolutely killed it imo.

[@bkp1st]

0:18 no, not THE WALL

[@mrAli-d2i]

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

[@boberts_barwal]

NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE HIM FALL!!!

[@mrAli-d2i]

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

[@Scarshadow666]

The extra f-cked up thing is that Raimi's MJ is not the only character that's written to be a toxic love interest (and unfortunately, there's a long history of a lot of characters written to normalize toxic relationships.) Now that I think about it, there's a lot of art/media that would show simping as a "positive" trait for a long, long time... 0_0

[@Wardragon1012]

What other characters are like this MJ in the comics? I'm genuinely curious cause now I realized this MJ is a bitch!

[@JoMagic-ny8zu]

​@fynchan11But people do like drama in their lives and relationshits. Because it keeps them busy with the drama they enjoy.. 💥🤦🏽😫🥴🤕

[@ServantoftheMostMerciful_99]

Yeah & it wasn't a mistake either. That's how programming works

[@melloooww-bear]

Its not Mary Jane's fault.its marvel editorial is keeping them apart and they are protraying her like that.stan lees version is completely different person infact his version ends with her and peter getting married and having mayday.

[@spiderjedi0142]

Thank you.

[@ryanregala948]

Yes, actually Marvel has been doing that for years, not just with Joe Quesada, but Gerry Conway did kill Gwen also bc her relationship with Peter was growing really fast and if she did catch on then they'd have gotten married instead of Peter and MJ. Most of the editorial wants Peter to be relatable, but they believe him being married to MJ doesn't make him relatable. Thus, they wrote MJ like a bitch, especially the ones who hate her being with Peter. Zeb Wells hasn't tried much with PeterxBlackCat, but he did break him and MJ up on purpose for unwanted drama.

[@EllaFeiler-z8k]

​@@ryanregala948 finaly someone who talked about the reall reason why they let Gwen die and replaced her with Marry-Jane as the love center.

[@tallulahpauline3327]

I remember growing up and watching these movies. I always told everyone I hated MJ from the movies and no one understood why I hated her, even when I explained why. I felt she was always a toxic person and that Peter deserved better.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I guess that's because no one tries to look at the story from MJ's perspective or no one really sits down and looks just at the MJ portions of the trilogy. If they did that, they'd know how bad she is. But since literally every single character in the series treats her like she's some rare gem piece, a treasure (which i have no idea why- she's just a failed actress with literally no achievements and looks that are average at best), that's all the audience remembers too. And it's not just MJ. Almost everyone in Peter's life is awful to him if you just isolate their scenes and focus on just them and what they're saying to Peter in that scenario and context. Even Aunt May... when Peter says something like he feels responsible for Ben's death because he didn't stop the robber with the gun and literally cries to her, she just gets up and leaves like, "Why yes it IS your fault you little sh*t! Why didn't you step in front of the gun and get killed instead?" like WTF? From May's perspectives, Peter's just a kid. She didn't know that he's Spiderman so why is she expecting that he should have done what Uncle Ben tried to do? Also, even if it was his fault that the robber got away, how is it his fault that Ben died? That's just a crazy coincidence that a robber ran past Peter and killed Ben. How is she readily accepting the notion that Peter is the one responsible for Ben's death just based on that? Also even if she does believe it, really? You're just gonna get up and leave, letting your nephew feel like sh*t? No "It's okay Peter, you couldn't have known he's heading to kill Uncle Ben", or "Don't be silly, how could you be responsible for what that man did?" or nothing like that... Harry literally says "Yeah I know that you, my best friend, like her but I can only wait so much. You know I had to tap that a** at some point." Uncle Ben tried to guilt Peter into admitting that he was wrong for standing up against a bully... Holy sh*t, the more I think about this trilogy the less I feel like going back and watching it again.

[@MoteaX]

i never laughed so hard in my life🤣🤣 epic vid bro, you earned a sub