Sick!

[@deskcombo]

From my incredibly unscientific tests of hitting the opponent 100 times with a cr.HP in Street Fighter 2. The results were 40 Coffee, 28 Fanta and 32 Nothing. I imagine that if you scaled that up it would probably equal out at about 33/34 each. Leading me to believe that there's an equal chance for any of the 3 things to occur.

[@korbindallas8224]

Truly doing The Lord's work

[@MichaelHarto]

This is it guys! We've done it! We can finally fix global warming with this!

[@Longlostpuss]

And the beautiful thing is (just using the opening Zangief vs Blanka illustration), when you look at the hurtbox area the crouching punch is actually connecting with,. Zangief is able to make Blanka puke by punching him in the face. The physiological technical accuracy here, is truly remarkable.

[@mistashadow]

@@LonglostpussPerhaps the punch made him so dizzy he... _instant puke_ Never mind.

[@carlorenneraraujo]

Who are you and why do you do these things? Not complaining at all, I think you're a genius, just wondering!

[@bazzjedimaster]

Man Akuma was having some great guacamole during second impact.

[@WaterDragonNinja]

Needs a Satsui no Bib

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

I can’t blame him. Guacamole is so good!

[@nyarlathoteppadredelosmilr7628]

*_No, that's because Akuma by spitting green blood implies that he is no longer human_*

[@lockstar8523]

🤣🤣

[@pyronfr]

@@nyarlathoteppadredelosmilr7628 Thanks captain obvious!

[@zacharymacleod1146]

"Coffee, Fanta, or Nothing." Words to live by.

[@nathadniel5790]

About time someone analyzed Capcom's classic legacy of pixelated puke puddles. Keep doing gods work, Desk.

[@jadedj5385]

Urien's makes me sad for him. Defeat is so immense for him that he is driven to self harm. One of the most intense characters in Street Fighter series.

[@scrubbingdoubles8585]

Jesus loves you

[@johndewberryiii9925]

Definitely Urien is a sadist to the fullest. He’s like a SNK character I could see Yamazaki or Iori doing that after a loss or a win lml

[@liquidsaberz02]

@@johndewberryiii9925 especially Iori, one of his time-out poses has the man bite and rip one of his sleeves in frustration.

[@joezar33]

Yeah taken away the blood in the scene just ruined the moment on what was going on with Urien .

[@redacted2275]

But US Urien is just throwing a tantrum.

[@legbert123]

They need to bring back the puking for SF6. We have the technology!

[@carlosaugusto9821]

At least there's finally battle damage, 30 years after it was invented by Art of Fighting. We have only to see if the devs won't be cowards about letting battle damage on the girls.

[@czikkanhardt4750]

@@carlosaugusto9821 Yeah, because literally four out of five SFV costumes coming straight off a porn set don't tell you how they view it.

[@jmdeottawa.gatineaucestgay289]

@@czikkanhardt4750 why are you mentioning porn wierdo

[@demiurge1943]

@@czikkanhardt4750 well I prefer it that way

[@sridrawings4510]

Yuck, no I rather have blood in sf6

[@malekingcher]

Back in the old arcade days, Dinosaurs and Cadillacs was one of the most famous games here where I live and we used to call that green monster "Blanka" as they look similar. Both of them were some of the most hated characters in games lol.

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

When the vending machine breaks, don’t worry, because we have Blanka Vomit™️! Blanka Vomit comes in three flavors: Coffee with Cream Fanta Nothing *Blanka Vomit™️!* It’s disgustingly fun for the whole family.

[@blarghchan]

I'll take NOOOOOTHIIIING, the most metal Blanka Vomit (tm) flavor!

[@c.conga11]

SF2 was so brutal! Punching someone in the gut so hard that they would vomit. And the bloody characters at the win screen

[@csquarednc]

Your BGM of choice in this video pleases me. One of my favorite beat-em-ups I played as a kid with my dad. 🙏

[@turxa]

Airport stage yeah? Sdd was badasssss

[@strtfghtr88]

I knew I recognized that song. Couldn't put my finger on it. Super Double Dragon was sooo underrated

[@dameTHEname]

Yeah me and my brother used to play Super Double Dragon back in the day when we was kids good times

[@turxa]

@@dameTHEname I remember the day I figured out how to cross the darn bridge.... Clueless kid moments hahah

[@dameTHEname]

@@turxa yeah for me personally that game was kinda hard I think i only beat it once or twice but I was in my early 20s then so that was about 7 to 10 years ago it took me years to actually beat it

[@_Adie]

I don't care about blood, but imagine if they brought puke back. Also, that Unrien time over animation is UNHINGED

[@johndewberryiii9925]

Makes me want to play the JP version of all those games. I didn’t know what I was missing after SF2

[@rockk9753]

Blood always makes these games look better though and clothing damage

[@hotzauhse]

@@rockk9753 blood in games don't always gotta ve like in MK so it's cool if they bring it back.

[@bazzjedimaster]

@@johndewberryiii9925 Darkstalkers changes a lot by region and if the censored dipswitch is on or off, in Darkstalkers 3/ Vampire Savior EX moves that involve evisceration will turn into outright fatalities if you finish a match with them, for example Talbain/Gallon's moment slice ex will end with the opponent cut right down the middle.

[@YouGuessIGuess]

Sometimes a deep dive into one weird little facet of a classic era is just what you want.

[@MannuhFestIt]

3:04 OMG!!! I knew I wasn’t crazy for thinking that throw seemed so random with his opponents randomly catching on fire!! Thank you so much for helping me figure this out in life!!!

[@malcovich_games]

I just assumed he attached a grenade to the victim then pulled the pin…

[@321Tdog]

@@malcovich_games That's even more violent!

[@malcovich_games]

@@321Tdog Haha, my childhood assessment of the situation is still pretty reasonable. And Rolento does the same exact thing too… Anyway, there’s no blood, that automatically makes the censored version less violent according to the devs.

[@321Tdog]

@@malcovich_games Funny cos games seem to be more censored in Japan now compared to other countries. Like they're not allowed to show decapitation in Resident Evil games anymore, and Mortal Kombat just doesn't get released as far as I know.

[@BComet]

Urien's time over losing animation is really disturbing with the blood.

[@blakfloyd]

His name being an anagram of urine is slightly more disturbing.

[@nerdstudent8852]

2:20 *Left:* A tyrant who have beaten up into a pulp *Right:* A wimpy crying cosplayer

[@rockk9753]

He looks all badass with the bloody eyes

[@redacted2275]

Pulp is dripping from his eyes. Strawberry.

[@XxLast__BossxX]

That Super Double Dragon stage 2 bgm.

[@Kahalasama]

Thank you! I recognized the song as being from a game I played a lot and loved but had no idea what game it was.

[@XxLast__BossxX]

@@Kahalasama No problem. I remember the day I got it for Christmas that year. I also got Super Bomberman and the Super Scope 6 w/Battleclash.

[@Rawhaki]

Love it when people use relatively unknown game music in their videos ❤️

[@jguillaume37jgj]

One of my favorite super nes game

[@XxLast__BossxX]

@@jguillaume37jgj Great Game!!

[@ultimateman55]

Amazing combos as always desk! I totally watched this video.

[@Deathtank75]

🤣🤣

[@forestskilbred9461]

What an absolutely random yet totally welcome video.

[@4dtimebeing]

I always thought vegas sfv petal effect looked like blood which is cool after hits like he turned your blood into petals very classy

[@worsel555]

desk doing the lords work exposing Capcom's emetophilia obsession.

[@NightTerrorGameplays]

Dude I highly appreciate your channel and love all the content. I grew up on capcom games. For more then a decade now I would I been playing capcom games. I owned almost all the console titles. I also emulated alot of the games that weren't available here or just classic gems. Me and my friends were all capcom nerds. We already do stuff like this in real life. Like I remember we were first playing SFV at my friends house I pointed out that the beach stage has the rival school girls in the background and we all went nuts. Easter eggs always made us go crazy especially when they give you hopes of upcoming games or content like a next gen rival schools or final fight. The fact that you made a whole channel that points these things out and with great detail it's just amazing to me. I can't put into words how much as a fan that I appreciate your work. Keep up the good work! I'm always sharing your channel

[@hlecaros]

Lol the theme song you had as background music is from Super Double Dragon!!! My favorite beat them up game of all time!!! Love it!

[@capemron6330]

Ah yeah, I'd recognize that Super Double Dragon music anywhere. Fantastic game.

[@ralphpaez3513]

Anybody else noticed that T. Hawk is drooling like he's lobotomized and M. Bison is crying after losing the match? 🤣🤣🤣

[@RichterBelmont2235]

Mortal Kombat is the most brutal video game ever... Meanwhile in Street Fighter, Doctrine Dark just casually slitting people's throat.

[@Mikgwerd]

Zangief's forehead blood actually makes sense since he's a pro wrestler - all those blade jobs likely weakened his blood vessels

[@poego6045]

Though the D.Dark grab was pretty rad uncensored, I gotta say, making it into an exploding throat slit as the censorship that sets them ablaze is probably WAY more violent, and honestly an improvement? Makes him more unique, just that added bit of flair that makes him stand out from other assassins. Like, exploding fire throat slit is an oxymoron when it comes to stealth but I love it

[@RichterBelmont2235]

It was supposed to be him shoving a bomb down his victim's throat which is equally disturbing but I guess, no blood = safe for kids. Yay!

[@kcatarino]

I’m glad you included the ghouls and ghosts pigman puke. I always thought that was so weird as a kid. And then even weirder in Street fighter two

[@redacted2275]

3:13 JP Urien: unfathomable pain US Urien: drama queen

[@rawkfistgaming]

These are the mysteries of the universe we need revealed. Also, that Chun nut-punch just made Johnny Cage cringe from an alternate universe. Sub earned.

[@knowwe]

Maybe those Blankas in the Cadillac & Dinosaurs game were just clones. Also, that Urien timeout at the end looked so much more epic with the blood, one of the best timeout postures I've ever seen.

[@Kakuchopurei]

Thumbs up just for the Return of Double Dragon stage 2 song :D keep it up!

[@maverickg233]

The moment I saw EX stuff I knew D.Dark grab was gonna be included

[@cursedvanity]

i never caught the cadillacs and dinosaurs blanka thing!!

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Urien's such a big baby. His time over pose needs to be put next to Omega Rugal's infamous win pose from KoF '95. Show him who the original man with the tan (and white hair) is.

[@PowerStunna]

Zangief with a busted blood vessel on his head is so hilarious! 🤣 Stop flexing so hard Gief!

[@greensun1334]

👍🏼I love these comparisons, it's always very interesting. In Mortal Kombat 2 for the SNES they did blood censorship the opposite way: Green blood in Japan and red blood everywhere else...

[@believein1]

I played Cadillacs and Dinosaurs for the first time last week and I was like dude, that’s Blanka!!

[@greensun1334]

There is also such an coffe/blood thing in Primal Rage!

[@SDSOverfiend]

SF2 Vomit on hard hits was everything back in the day. That meant you was landing some flush shots

[@DDazzle1]

Removing Vega’s ball fluid really hurt the immersion of the series

[@czikkanhardt4750]

From Arcade to SNES, M. Bison goes from the most demonic shit ever (crying blood) to just crying, like a girl.

[@worsel555]

You know, I just want to say how much I missed the post fight graphics where you taunt your bloodied and beaten opponent in Street Fighter games. SF3: 2nd Impact was the last to do it full scale.

[@raymondbd21]

Kudos for using the Super Double Dragon mission 2 music.

[@aaronmontoya2518]

I have found every second of your stuff interesting. You're truly amazing.

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

Welcome to the 'Blanka Cafe'. We have Coffee, Fanta and nothing.

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

2:36 Akuma is eating some green Fruit Gushers in the US version. Also Zangief, stop popping so many of your veins, Jesus.

[@MattiaBulgarelli]

I think it was meant to reference the practice of "blading" among wrestlers (preparing the skin to bleed in a certain spot for show).

[@sadowolf]

@@MattiaBulgarelli I've heard both explanations, and they both make sense given Zangief's character, but I also like to believe it's a reference to blading. Blading isn't really a "preparation" thing though; they literally just use a razor to slice their forehead (there are a lot of blood vessels there so it can bleed a good amount quickly) when they want to bleed (or "get color" as they say in the business haha).

[@Wartogh]

ROFL the trope of the angrier US cover, they removed the blood on the Chun-Li cutscene but they made her angrier 😂

[@satosa]

Really enjoyed your spotting of similarities across the games..also, I like how the blood kept getting removed for the USA versions, when mortal kombat came from here.. what a joke! 🙄

[@sadowolf]

the US was a very different place in regards to game censorship back then, and even though Mortal Kombat came from here they censored that too on consoles (arcades were kinda the wild west). The SNES version had all the blood removed, which kinda got rid of the entire reason a lot of people played the game haha. Even the Genesis version only allowed blood via a cheat code. It was games like MK that really fired up the censorship talks and jumpstarted the creation of the ESRB. Where there's censorship, there will be people trying to turn it on its head, so it makes perfect sense that games like MK, Time Killers, etc. came from here in an age where games were actively getting censored when coming over from Japan.

[@chamsterMike]

Akuma got pranked with slime. Sean you prankster

[@EggplantEmperor]

Cadillacs and dinosaur's continue screen will forever haunt me for the rest of my life

[@spongeman3090]

I'm curious what happens in it?

[@Lukexxxxxx]

you make really cool and unique videos. well edited, good music etc

[@dameTHEname]

The music in this video is from the Super Double Dragon SNES videogame CLASSIC soundtrack

[@Azteck9]

Need a part 2. Firebrand ground fire Umvc3 as well as Sim doing a ground Yoga Blast. Metal Slug Zombies with Blood puke attack. The addition and removal of blood in Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers, and Bloody Roar has some regurgitating animations after stomach punches.

[@Meuhandle]

Was about to mention metal slug puking too

[@boredstudent]

I like how the song is from Super Double Dragon or as the Super Famicom called it, Return of Double Dragon

[@officersquarehead]

So Vega puking underneath his mask wasn't just a joke in Street Fighter Flash Collab! lol

[@crimsonspade4305]

America: we need to protect our children from obscene violence. Also America: fights the bloodiest wars in history and put WWE on public TV.

[@joandarc441]

You forgot Hollywood live action movies

[@crimsonspade4305]

@@joandarc441 I didn't. In all honesty, ide say Hollywood is even worse because of the amount of sex, drugs, misinformation and political brainwashing in addition to the amount of gore and violence they fit in. Difference is movies have to be paid for and at least has age restrictions to prevent kids from watching certain films. What's in public TV on the otherhand is shocking. Public television is trash. Rarely has anything worthwhile and even kids shows have been pushing limits.

[@qcfcambineaux]

Clicked for Blanka in the thumbnail stayed for Super Double Dragon music

[@natr0n]

Was expecting a vomit combo video.

[@mori6154]

As a child, I always wondered about these colorful effects. It was often just the western censored version without blood, as I know now.

[@m.l.679]

Loved the Double Dragon SNES music 🎶👍

[@-Ryu]

"Be very careful what you eat before a battle..." *-Sheng Long*

[@starrich5579]

I always thought them barfing colors were blood censored but after seeing this video with context makes a lot of sense by the way how's the songs coming along from project dolphin I haven't hear much about it since months ago keep the content strong as always.

[@Diggy22]

Zangief should have his blood pressure checked 🍵

[@chrissnapmedia]

2:18 Well now, that just makes the blood like… never mind.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

Man, even for a random video, Necalli *still* manages to be disappointing even here since Capcom clearly didn't intend for that move's animation to be closely inspected at all. I imagine it looks even worse if his V-Trigger is activated.

[@patriciov.catricura3074]

Balrog/Vega/Claw: [drowns in his own filth]

[@FightersMixHD]

I thought I was the only one that noticed this. Thanks for making a historic video about it.

[@cortexcarvalho9423]

Great! Somehow in animations and games certain details that produce empathy, repulses affliction, combined or separate. Anyway, this makes the work more fluid, alive, human. Something very clean somehow generates a valley of strangeness.

[@Knightimex]

lmao I lost it at "coffee" and "fanta" XD

[@batlin]

Those chest-burster attacks by some of the mutants in Cadillacs and Dinosaurs always creeped me out. I seem to remember equally disturbing "shlockshlock" audio...

[@lordethiagomacena-sou-autista]

Madness... Loucura...

[@thejunkmanlives]

3:15 didnt see anybody post that this is just a rip from berserk. when griffith reveals to casca the kind of things he has to do for the band of the hawk.

[@Fidel_Cashflow]

vega's sfex2 sound effects are the same as the jumping sound effect from tenchu 3 and fatal shadows

[@elrevelde3]

I only saw this video in your channel but you won my subscription.

[@TheHonorableRyu]

How did I know Kusaregedo was going to make an appearance, lol

[@kkmasters]

airport stage return of double dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! such a hype track.

[@bettoperu]

I just laugh when desk mention fanta. Also, one of my favorite songs from double dragon snes.

[@vitormlb]

That was sick

[@ajp1282]

Seeing the vomit as a child when characters got hit horrified me in the SF2. It was somehow more gore-y than Mortal Kombat if you could believe it.

[@flashthompson1085]

This song will haunt me forever. This is the Airport stage in Super Double Dragon. The hardest stage in the entire game for absolutely no reason other than the developers were sadists.

[@carlosaugusto9821]

Suggestions of thematic videos: Exhibition of all modifying effects in Darkstalkers (burned, shocked, Anakaris Cursed, etc). Compilation of round announcers in all Arc System fgs (skip the recycled cases in GG revisions) from GG1 to DNF.

[@eggimage]

not just the SF series, the US versions have had a long history of ruining games. while the removal of blood is mostly understandable, there have been too many good and harmless things that the US versions removed/replaced for no proper reason other than trying to “localize” them. from theme songs to title screen arts… see how the legendary game Castlevania Symphony of the Night had its logo replaced with some third rated artwork that didn’t match the original style? it’s like seeing the classical artwork done by the greatest artist get painted over by a random nobody who has had zero training and messing things up.

[@UntouchablePlayers]

I gaming lore like this. Thanks Desk.

[@karloaquinde3476]

😆 Lol, I like that SF2 barf explanation.

[@autex2609]

I'm getting too much enjoyment out of this

[@DoomsayerStudios]

Ever play the Battle Arena Toshinden games? You would love Chaos.

[@eggmancorp]

The content I didn't know I needed to see

[@ericdrei]

How Balrog/Vega can barf through the mask?

[@BComet]

It just leaks

[@quick2mack74]

That wasn’t Fanta. That was Hi-C orange from McDonald’s.

[@fRikimaru1974]

Yeah, I always remind everyone all of that.😅 Curious thing is, that in the original MK in the japanese version they change red blood to green. At least in SF6 they are going to add some bruises in real time for the game. At the moment at least.

[@robertthurstonjr7745]

Outside of the video the flashback of memories of my sister and I destroying super double dragons for the Snes due to the airport theme music for stage 2. That alone helped me watch this.

[@RossWyatt]

Urien hugged himself so hard blood started pouring out of his skin

[@austinreed7343]

Additionally, Mega Man Zero and ZX have blood spraying from enemies and bosses being cut in two, even Mechaniloids.

[@recheelpirata5967]

Music: Super Double Dragon OST (SNES) - "Airport"

[@BabyAdriver2565]

How can i get this music it's pretty catchy

[@brilliantchicken4873]

bro is this a super double dragon soundtrack? fellow man of culture, i see!

[@SK_yg]

Your Videos are always Sick!!!

[@Thepapperman]

At point 0:30 what game is that?

[@8850noah]

I love this BGM. Double dragon ❤️

[@armorbearer9702]

Removing the blood spurting from Urien's arm totally changes the scene in my opinion. With the blood, I am shocked. Without the blood, I kind of want to tell Urien to suck it up.