Desperate Businessman - Jerma Plays Gas Station Simulator (Long Edit)

[@PRODBYH4RSH]

god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude

[@vitaminluke5597]

His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career

[@augustusfren133]

breaking gas

[@KZ-ub9bg]

this is like the Whiplash/Black Swan of gasoline station owner. Cinema

[@trocodiliac2405]

holy shit spoiler alert

[@vitaminluke5597]

@@trocodiliac2405 My comment is nothing more than a movie trailer for the artistic masterpiece that is Jerma playing Gas Station Simulator. Now go forth and experience this transformational media.

[@trocodiliac2405]

@@vitaminluke5597 There was something gut wrenching about seeing his excellent customer service knowing what this comment entailed... Enhanced the experience. Thank you for being the little paragraph on the back of the movie case.

[@Lux_Ferox]

Be careful Dumptruck! Jerma has a habit of cooking & eating prolific long editors. Godspeed.

[@rottenroadkill3311]

What does this even mean

[@Lux_Ferox]

@@rottenroadkill3311 Exactly what it says.

[@Lexi_Sharp]

He's gonna eat dumptrucks ass. 😢

[@DishonoredRat]

​@@rottenroadkill3311 jerma has hired a few long editors for his 2nd channel

[@supermoneyball420]

⁠@@DishonoredRatJerma has started preparing a second dish sir 😮

[@TheOriginalDragoon]

W, you hear he came outta retirement then explained how he didn't actually come out retirement... 10 million smacked

[@thesnowmiser6728]

How will we jermites recover?

[@thefrub]

Jerma has a decade long catalog, there's probably 5,000 hours of Jerma content

[@chefbob662]

​@@thefrubI need him

[@lottie227]

@@chefbob662same😔

[@lungse.2565]

I WANT HIM ​@@chefbob662

[@2fortsmostwanted]

imagine a gas station manager asks you to write a good review and then he immediately flips your car with you in it

[@Kurppalumppu]

I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later. Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Remember Jerma hasn't been the same since the incident. The incident when he started.

[@obeseperson]

stoned streamer

[@meowmew444]

womp womp

[@qubouls524]

16:28 the constant referencing of jerma being a psycho and them him quoting anton should be a statement about him being a psychopath

[@tylerguyler]

My cat is sleeping next to me I'm trying not to wake her up but I can't stop losing it every time he sends a car flying with the broom

[@bung3111]

FRRRR this is my favorite stream of his its so fuckin funny

[@lamb6276]

26:16 I love how Jerma's first move after reading that is to have the chat member banned. He really is ruthless.

[@lamb6276]

1:24:16 also I like this timestamp

[@womankisserjermaluvr]

the way he talks himself down from it lmaooo

[@flats6666]

IT AIN'T A GOOD MEAL IF I AIN'T WATCHING A DUMPTRUCK EDIT WHILE EATING

[@sam-ky9sj]

Start of the stream: Give me a good review on Yelp! End of the stream: Daylight robbery.

[@MyNameHere101]

This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams

[@niksin9941]

I managed to fall asleep around when he tried to be really nice to the customers and acted like he had smalltalk with them, just to wake up at around 1:33:33 which is just classic

[@Tpdkgod]

same here except i woke up to him talking about ”making potions” in the toilet with no context

[@ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

babe wake up new jerma long edit

[@randomsimpson]

"New"

[@Nepgearaf]

@@randomsimpson This channel is monetized too 🤑

[@jsol2483]

ONE OF THE CLASSICS IN MY HEART THANK YOU

[@mayafrags]

casually made the most beautiful chord progression at 38:42 then immediately ruined it

[@Neal_131_TCD]

I know right sounded like Beethoven

[@HatoBumpkin]

6:16 He reacts to the police car exactly like an untrained dog.

[@seapackgaming4316]

what

[@HatoBumpkin]

@@seapackgaming4316 Watch the clip and picture instead of Jerma playing a game it's a dog in a yard with a camera on its face seeing a car drive by.

[@seapackgaming4316]

@@HatoBumpkin Makes no sense, there wasn’t any barking or chasing. It’s more like a dog being left on the side of the road, if you wanna make a dog comparison.

[@HatoBumpkin]

@@seapackgaming4316 Bait.

[@seapackgaming4316]

@@HatoBumpkin not bait, what you’re saying just doesn’t make any sense

[@Saikocide]

has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"

[@Ry-mj2eb]

dumptruck

[@brodudeguy5843]

dumptruck

[@PointsofData]

Thank you google translate

[@BladderExploder]

thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.

[@yeajustno7045]

watching him play a simulator game is like pulling teeth

[@vitaminluke5597]

1:24:19 Jerma king of the junjle confirmed

[@HyperfixatationInc]

Speaking as someone who does work in a gas station irl, people DO get mad at you if you undercharge them

[@Player_O1ne]

LMAO? why?

[@Dynomafia139]

Scammed💢😡💨

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

1:01:00 I need to know if he made that sound with his mouth

[@phrog6073]

him walking over the trash and saying where is the trash pissed me off insanely

[@quipy.]

Idk why but this stream gives me a lot of nostalgia, despite watching jerma way longer before it.

[@kikij6465]

I ove the No Country for Old Men quote. "We lived in east temple for years" lol

[@dannygaming4391]

THank you for making these long edits! You're awesome!!

[@masonbeaumont8633]

I’ve never been this early to anything, explains why i can’t hold down a job.

[@m0onwatcher5419]

DUMP GOD BLESSES US ANOTHER DAY GLORY TO JEGLA

[@JaraslePerks]

I always keep wanting to play this game lmao but watching someone else play is just hilarious dude thank you❤

[@shirowuzhere9057]

Watching this high is actually such a different experience. This all feels like a fever dream. Like a state of paychosis💀💀💀

[@bmkbbk123]

Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.

[@AdminAbuse]

Paychosis, sure buddy

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

That's just the normal experience. Your edibles weren't shit.

[@snafubar447]

Jerma: "I can pick up and throw things? But how?!"

[@kalebwhite9212]

another day another banger

[@AsymptoteInverse]

1:24:19 That WAS a really good wolf-howl, gotta say.

[@speenbrandt]

dumptruck you've done it again

[@nyxmercury9475]

half of these views are from me listening to this chaotic gas station businessman every night to sleep

[@Ziibbii]

you should try ketamine

[@GreggoryL]

Dumptruck, you always come in just in time to make my day

[@Ramperdos]

Another long edit, life is good.

[@Lexelai]

He’s a real Gas Station Stimulator

[@bestieeeeee]

fill that order for the customer back there 😄 yeah we wanna take care of our people there 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@ColinColtrane]

new editor unlocked

[@matthewcline3088]

he’s both goofus and gallant

[@pickles7386]

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

[@-cohst]

hey dumptruck just wanted to say thanks doing these edits

[@ACatNamedHarold]

"No, I don't like pumping gas... do you have to wait?!" - "I Hate" by Overkill, 1989

[@the-golden-duck]

dumptruck saving the jerma long edits coummuntiy

[@razerblaze070]

ty for this long edit

[@AlternativeTension94]

Thank you Mr. Truck 🫡

[@sethr.c1065]

The most powerful man on earth simulator

[@jubileehoney3269]

Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜

[@Spidersox1989]

I hope it gets worse ❤

[@jubileehoney3269]

@Spidersox1989 well that's because nobody loves you. Good luck with your struggles tho! :)

[@Spidersox1989]

@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously

[@nickrose1312]

I hope it gets better 💔

[@Spidersox1989]

@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously

[@The2318hamza]

I fucking lost my mind when the aliens and dino people came into the shop, laughing for 5 minutes straight

[@MRFISH-rs6sq]

jermas the elf WITH the shelf

[@connn1723]

"shower stuck" jerma so audhd so real

[@Missing_Texture.]

GYAS

[@atsukiri2nd361]

i miss him.. good dude. hope he dont burn himself too much below there..

[@jackolantern1971]

love him even more for the cranberry juice

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

i made bathroom potions too but not to NOT go poo

[@pantsuslayer8631]

43:47 jermacraft power singing when?

[@RepetitiveRoutine]

Truck that dumps

[@bowbi123]

I COULDA BEEN MARIO!

[@Life_Is_A...]

My god the thumbnail to this channel.

[@4rumani]

what the fuck do you mean the thumbnail to the channel

[@fritzy8318]

The fuck are you talking about

[@beefax]

you mean the avatar??

[@gwitch]

TORGO'S THEME?

[@Jordan-rb28]

40:00 this is so me

[@RyansBeans]

W editor of course! But i wanted to say I've seen more of the gas station in this one video than i have watching Caseoh for a week 🤣

[@trocodiliac2405]

22:31 is so fucking funny

[@modernmusic52]

Gyas

[@Scenery-1976]

01:29:29 Same Jerma... same

[@Twitch380]

I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics

[@fritzy8318]

Genertic

[@terraxbytes]

25:00

[@samisntreal3278]

24:16

[@AndyAtHome]

44:03 doho say....can YOu....*EEP* legit did a spit take

[@cragraven]

this game is like... genuinely insanely weird. in a good way, but still.

[@DeezKnutz]

1:14:30

[@arniekyle4128]

On mobile this video had ads every 10 minutes. .

[@shaojunqingjiu]

1 view 1 minute dumpy fell off....

[@ВеніамінТкаченк]

Fell off

[@Jb-db5kj]

1:14:31 I did this exact same thing aswell Jesus Christ…. Also to avoid going to the bathroom what the fuck. Baby powder levelled up the entire experience letting you make thick goopy potions

[@creamslapfartpie8642]

1:32:32