Jerma Streams - Unpacking

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Freddi Fish 1 & 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4evg6Nqoq-XqLM 2. Unpacking 1:37 Unpacking

[@Skyrilla]

Think we're witnessing Jerma turning into a grumpy old man.

[@plokijum]

He went through so many breakdown episodes during this gameplay

[@doifhg]

Jerma walks into his bedroom and sees a pair of folded socks on the bed, says "There's no room in here" and sleeps on the couch

[@cremtcx601]

literally a sim

[@anyalaASMR]

@@cremtcx601 can’t go into another room cause a chair is within 3 feet of the doorway

[@Jb-db5kj]

How anally retentive do you have to be to fold your socks

[@MarcLevins]

npc shenanigans

[@roryro92]

I find it funny that chat thought they were all socks. They're obviously underwear

[@chrysanthes8751]

"I can't breathe in this room" My man, you made it like this

[@Calice0]

"My brother in Christ, *you* unpacked the boxes!"

[@humanure0]

“subway sucks” buddy you make your own sandwich

[@Thomas_Angelo]

@@humanure0 My brother in Christ, you made the sandwich.

[@canures]

Thousandth like

[@succulentcod]

his distinctive ability to suck at games that are impossible to suck at

[@kaitlynny.1812]

him not liking decorated rooms makes a lot of sense because when i think jerma i think of him sitting in a empty padded room with a straight jacket

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Jerma's that guy who gets married and only has a den to himself. The wife furnishes the entire house in her image and he gets like a bean bag and a computer desk and he's all right with it.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

I'd be that guy, don't nerd much

[@kontorabasukurarinetto2556]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 don't nerd much

[@trans-rights]

@@kontorabasukurarinetto2556 🤓🤓🤓

[@super_7710]

every husband's dream

[@magidolc]

good for both of them :)

[@qquanzaa]

this stream is an amazing advertisement for unpacking. you watch it and all you wanna do is buy the game and atone for jerma's sins

[@qquanzaa]

update: i now own unpacking

[@lilnaze7218]

@@qquanzaa i literally thought this whole vod that holy shit im gonna buy that game rn to make me relieved

[@DemoniteBL]

This game would be absolute torture for me. I'd just try to throw all the stuff SOMEWHERE so I can get out of this hell as soon as possible and when the game doesn't let me do that I'd just instantly uninstall.

[@lilnaze7218]

i bought it😍

[@kayblis]

I played through the entirety of fallout new vegas, stalker, and probably other games for this very reason

[@GrimmRiot]

Jerma not understanding the contextual environment clues of the person he’s unpacking for is so frustrating but also makes me laugh

[@thedualitysystem]

I was pulling my hair out watching him not understand why the degree was supposed to go under the bed or being confused about where to put the photo of her and her boyfriend.

[@coconuto7]

@@thedualitysystem why was the degree supposed to go under the bed though

[@futsukushii]

@@coconuto7 because the dude sucks and there's basically no room for her in the apartment

[@katzea.a7880]

@@coconuto7 fr tho, when I played it I tried to put it everywhere and left it on the bathroom until the game made me put it below the bed that's an award I mean, it should be looked at it should be on a wall, not stored

[@tommer9621]

@@katzea.a7880 thats the point. An award is meant to be shown, but the person is ashamed of their study so they hide the thing that tells everyone their career. It's diverting expectations of what it means to have an award. Is that easier for you?

[@Emily-kd2zv]

i love that jerma copes with being unable to organize his possessions properly by simply not having possessions

[@Prazca]

no ones ever going to break up with me if i never get in a relationship 🧠😤

[@simbachvazo6530]

INSANE and MINIMALIST streamer PSYCHO cannot comprehend that people have hobbies and possessions, LOSES his mind organizing their homes after BREAKING in.

[@Outta_Tune]

this is like one of those ads for a mobile game and the guy always gets it wrong so they make you play the game to do it correctly

[@xX_dash_Xx]

That but 3 hours longer

[@nooneinparticular681]

And we all fell for it

[@teaisbored]

guy plays a relaxing game in the most unrelaxing way ever

[@hand13932]

This game tells you that you cant place objects in specific areas and that is NOT relaxing

[@RobotScarlet]

@@hand13932 There's an option to turn that off. Like, the point of the game is to figure out where things go, not to put them where you want to. And yet, if you want to, you can go to settings and change that.

[@coolcat39123]

literally about to cry

[@plokijum]

"Too much stuff😡"

[@ssharkbait]

Jerma always acts like he’s discovering humans for the first time with the way he reacts to the idea that people have pretty common hobbies and interests.

[@halliwedge]

Jerma truly is a living Sim, literally cannot move in a room that has a little bit too much stuff in it. His pathing cant deal with a pair of socks in the way.

[@thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860]

i like how under every stream i watch in the comments everyone's talking about jerma like they're observing an alien and his behavior and interaction with the human world lmao

[@tofudeliveryman1024]

somehow, this was the most non-relaxing game ive ever watched jerma play

[@yoyo-tb2xp]

my brain was stimulated for a little but then he started just plopping shit down everywhere and not being able to identify objects and i just got so stressed out

[@aturchomicz821]

@@yoyo-tb2xp I blame him zooming waaay the fuck out, like wtf Jerma why??

[@rise-my-angel]

I've never felt more stressed out while watching someone play such a cute and cozy game. When in the first bedroom he said "i have too much stuff" I knew this was going to be another stream of "what the hell is wrong with jerma"

[@Legushka]

The game is designed to be very chill and cozy, but in reality for some reason it's one of the most frustrating unnerving games out there, at least for me, I don't know why. I couldn't even finish it. Playing this game feels like there's some itching in your brain you can't scratch and it keeps increasing the longer you play, you really want to shake it off but you can't and it drives you nuts. At least that's how I felt.

[@asterizco]

@@Legushka i completely agree with you, this game was the opposite of "chill" for me 🚶

[@monoculares]

jerma's bewildered face when he saw the bras 😭

[@mrrooter601]

18:39 *pointing at soap* "gross... gross... no I don't use that shit, I dont do that."

[@YoursTrulyAudrey]

Bar soap is bad like he said, gel soap much better

[@funnychimp7738]

@@YoursTrulyAudrey Gel soap FUCKING SUCKS! What are you on about???

[@jamiibear]

This guy doesn't use soap 😂 and he's REPULSED at the virtual mirage of his real life fear

[@k.nicole9452]

jerma talking about how he doesnt have many possessions and he doesn't listen to music even furthers the idea that hes insane. especially next to the fact that he has mentioned before that he doesnt watch tv or anything.

[@breadbin1238]

He doesn’t listen to music, watch tv, read books. He plays games off stream sometimes but he can’t do that all the time. I definitely have internet brain rot but I honestly can’t think of what he does in his spare time, like he doesn’t know how to garden or anything so I’m willing to bet he doesn’t spend time outside. I’m starting to be convinced he does just sit and stare at blank walls until the next stream

[@yaboicreamy5227]

@@breadbin1238 his brain is just that one crackling channel on tv when hes off stream

[@_slashes]

@@breadbin1238 he doesn't listen to music, watch TV, read books, he doesnt like things that shouod be the way they should. He's afraid of dishwashers, microwaves, cars, rain, ovens, tape

[@hi-uf5hc]

@@_slashes he loves his ipad

[@mrjarvis4207]

What the FUCK does he do all day😂 and he doesn’t want to buy anything new either, so he isnt spending his time shopping thats for sure. This is kind of dark but if streaming is the main thing he does then what the fuck will he be doing when he retires. Because elderly people almost exclusively watch tv and sleep in my experience. Sometimes walk outside and thats it. Maybe we have finally realized he is truly fucking mental.

[@Rhodonyte]

"I don't even listen to music, so I don't need this" just love that quote because it has me imagining nothing but Feel Good Inc (he's expressed he likes Gorillaz before) and like, the pac-man smash ultimate theme on his playlist and whenever he needs some sort of background noise, he just puts those on loop and is somehow content with it. This guy seriously helps me remember that all kinds of adhd are different because god /damn/.

[@munchycrunchybread]

INCORRECT, he only listens to FARTS and SCREAMS

[@junipre985]

predicted the pac man incident...

[@Rhodonyte]

@@junipre985 Pac man incident?

[@momiji_number1daughterwife]

@@Rhodonytehe shoved pac man up his ass

[@tye4836]

This was so painful to watch him put things in terrible spots and how unorganized he made it, but it was also funny

[@jinbesan]

adhd streamer fr

[@grimgrom]

adhd moment (source: I have it too)

[@lavoru]

why is he so stressed and why is it making me stressed

[@lavoru]

why isn’t he hanging up the blouses i’m going to lose it

[@HypnoStellar]

IKR THIS VIDEO MADE ME UPSET

[@Skyking549]

Well when he started stream everyone was demanding him to "go faster" so he stopped looking at stuff and just started throwing things everywhere lol

[@hug_bug]

27:50 he finds out people decorate their homes and don't live in blank white apartments with minimal furniture:

[@JackPorter]

my TV sits on the floor and i have no bedframe. average single male living

[@RipePlantains]

Watching him progressively lose his mind about being a part of civilization is incredible

[@munchycrunchybread]

that is the funniest way to frame this stream jesus christ

[@spiceyicey]

i love how he completely ignores the story at every opportunity

[@aturchomicz821]

Chad moment, in the negative sense...

[@mathematicalmodelz]

​@@aturchomicz821chad jerma (derogatory)

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"This game is so relaxing" Starts freaking out literally 30 seconds later

[@Channeldyhb]

Jeremy: places shit randomly Jeremy: is extremely confused that nothing fits

[@hon3ychalla]

27:40 scared the shit out of me when I looked over and he was just staring

[@scromple]

yeah sorry, he does that sometimes

[@gagne6928]

let me out let me out let me out

[@ahand47]

he rebooted

[@mrjarvis4207]

I clicked the time stamp and it was buffering so he was just staring for 5 seconds

[@alisac4368]

the funniest part of this is the part where he says all of his worldly possessions are on the shelf behind him. and THATS IT.

[@whynotll83]

Imagine if you're playing this type of game and when you enter a room you see a body laying lifeless on the floor, imagine if there was a game where you have to hide a body but with these controls.

[@neon-kq6wz]

????? Bruh

[@whynotll83]

@@neon-kq6wz sorry, I was thinking like jerma.

[@Frickyouallyyouruinedeveryth]

that would be so poggers

[@honeycomb937]

that would actually be cool! i'm a fan of horror, esp horror u dont expect (e.g. u have to hide a dead body in a cutesy game like this)

[@NintendogIncognito]

Power washing simulator might be moving in this direction lol

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

the sped up replay is like when the sentient objects in the film need to put themselves back in 5 seconds because the humans are unlocking the door

[@swaggypickle6779]

37:45 "is this worth any money?" Then immediately starts scratching it violently

[@Smiledog15578]

I’ve ever been this much of a perfectionist until i watched this

[@hug_bug]

same

[@_cas985_]

hi i follow u on instagram i think

[@stupidmangoz]

Ever??

[@dimitri78]

how does he manage to freak out over people owning a scale as if thats not a very normal thing to own

[@armageddongirl612]

fair but i don't own a scale either lol

[@blarpnarp]

i have a scale but i see it maybe once or twice a year if im lucky

[@massivemansbiggestplan]

@@blarpnarp my scale takes a lot of vacations too

[@jacksmoommgly7565]

21:50 that's a cutting board hence why it's in the kitchen

[@bigmantozz4192]

@@armageddongirl612 its very big with people involved with gym "bodybuilding" or powerlifting. Being able to know how much of something you are consuming is important for caloric deficit or surplus. Before i started getting involved with that i had never used a scale. But considering jerma was once a big gym goer im surprised at how confused he was to see a scale lmao

[@leooliver7293]

i love how jerma is about the amount of sketchbooks when she has a relatively small number of them for an artist of her age

[@Rhodonyte]

Him saying "this person has so much stuff" in the 2007 house made me so frustrated, there were 2 roommates.. it was even on the photo in the 2010 house 😭

[@naudalyke]

1:00:45 he is so right about dnd though Every time. But someone will talk about it for HOURS and then get silent when you ask how to join a group 😭

[@teira1336]

This was THE most infuriating thing to watch him play somehow. I love how he said this would be the relaxing game to keep on in a background tab but he sounded angrier at this than any other game lol even when he said he loves the game he looked so angry hahaha

[@DragonnRider]

the Skate 3 stream was far worse

[@2fortsmostwanted]

Jerma reacts to every level like he's gonna get sucked into the game and be forced to live there

[@Outshined93]

you put a jumprope on your display case and hid your ponies in the drawer? you were obviously never a little girl

[@gagne6928]

streamer EXPOSED

[@plokijum]

He's been lying to us

[@valchie101]

This game must be making a shit ton of money from thousands of frustrated Jerma fans

[@thedualitysystem]

I'm one of them. Game is actually really good and wholesome when you're not completely ignoring the story and having a meltdown about putting shoes in the closet

[@katzea.a7880]

One upping Jerma is my new method of playing games

[@Skyking549]

Literally bought it after this stream XD

[@Nijht]

@@katzea.a7880 This is literally how I got into Dark Souls. It's an excellent strategy.

[@pokabrows]

Watched first level played the game myself then came back to watch.

[@angler4813]

An insane person once said "there's no room in here" while leaving all their socks on the bed And called hand soap gross and left it in the shower

[@Flayerthehatebound]

I feel Jerma on not liking owning a lot of stuff. I never enjoyed having lots of stuff either cause I would always move.

[@kiryukazuma8089]

The difference is jerma is always moving to avoid the feds catching him and his “wife”, the meat grinder.

[@jamesmason7761]

@@hoffer_moment the reality is you need very little to live healthy and well. Better to spend money on good nutrition and excersize equipment then anything. Literally Noone cares what you wear as long as it meets minimum expectations for your job. Brand who gives af. Live frugal and you don't have to give up your integrity to still have financial security and happiness, in theory

[@hibutima3]

Jerma and Tomodachi life would be fucking amazing

[@kori6539]

omg yes

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

I can already hear him complaining about his own tenants.

[@lilnaze7218]

I need this so bad

[@Sydneyann2323]

Came here looking to ease my anxiety. If only I knew I'd be leaving with it being extremely heightened.

[@Biodeamon]

this game really gives you a sense of jerma's psychological profile

[@skaia91]

his second mousepad reveal was not at all what i expected but so totally fitting to jerma

[@hi-uf5hc]

timestamp: 37:04

[@haku6.]

another jerma stream like frog detective, good for listenin to while you fall asleep

[@GreySins]

This was stressful to watch. ;-;

[@lethauntic]

I was interested in playing this myself, but I wanted to make the house look like it was lived in by an absolute psycho. Shoes next to the bathroom sink, towels and shirts on the stovetop, knife in the bedroom drawer, but the game seems a little anal about placement. Not that that makes it bad, but that there's little choice.

[@Endless-Sky_Stream-Archive]

You can turn that off and then place stuff wherever you want.

[@roob6752]

theres a way to turn it off but that mode is to tell a story

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

it's under the accessibility options

[@MilkieMouse]

This game just needs a little tooltip when you pick something up that identifies it. Because nobody ever seems to know when they're holding a CD, DVD, book, Gamecube game, or Wii game lol. Also my man you are an unpacking disaster.

[@ElCaptainAustralia]

Gross, a furry.

[@aturchomicz821]

Yeah thats never gonna happen sadly...

[@coyotejone_s]

i was able to discern them pretty easily? not down to the specifics but i could at least tell whether it was a book or a game case. also gamecube games have different cover designs than wii games, just based on the branding alone. i was able to pick out one game as simpsons hit and run though.

[@MilkieMouse]

@@coyotejone_s Jerma just isn't the first streamer to have absolutely no idea what was a book and what was a CD. And I don't blame him, it took me a hot minute to pick up on it too. And yeah the game cases were all drawn to look like actual game cases - Wind Waker is definitely the most obvious one with its all-gold gamecube case.

[@Isaacandjed]

I was able to figure out that the movie in the second bedroom was Donnie Darko and i feel like i deserve a gold medal for that

[@jholley2009]

“Oh I’m moving more stuff into my own apartment, I get it now” *doesn’t get it*

[@novakaiser7949]

the fact that jerma is approaching his 40s and doesnt know what a cooking scale is terrifies me

[@urangus]

Watching this vod actually made me want to clean my room lmao

[@Lal398667]

I literally folded all my underwear and socks and saved space

[@Towel-Man]

All of his excitement this stream was met with a thousand yard stare. It was VERY off-putting and I coulda sworn I heard something move inside my walls.

[@anyalaASMR]

It’s him. He’s here.

[@Aesirix]

@@anyalaASMR It’s… the dad.

[@Actinopterygiiguy]

42:53 "what a pain in the ass" as he picks literally the most tedious and time consuming way to move everything

[@skateboard2815]

The ‘23’ gag going on in this stream was honestly one of my fav jokes this year

[@aturchomicz821]

Source?

[@skateboard2815]

@@aturchomicz821 what

[@Alyakismydutchname]

@@aturchomicz821 The stream of the Freddie Fish games (which he played earlier this same day for the first half of the stream and then played this game for the second half).

[@APacketOfIbuprofen]

This is like when people in phone game ads play the game stupidly wrong in order to piss you off so much that you download the game.

[@plokijum]

Jeremy is doing his best

[@APacketOfIbuprofen]

@@plokijum you’re so right i’ve been a fool. Hes just a little guy. How could I be so cruel.

[@dshcbbyvwbyevbuyeb]

playing this game by myself was a very relaxing and over tranquil experience. watching jerma play it however has literally brought me to tears, thanks jerma985!

[@leoleo4469]

this is quite a loaded stream, there's alot to unpack here

[@_slashes]

Is that a pun?

[@Captain_Buzzard]

3:05:27 jerma finally listening to me on where to put the damn towel

[@corvigay]

i'm a lesbian artist about to move into my first apartment soon. this is the first game that's made me cry in a very long time, and having jerma there the whole time was an interesting piece tacked onto that experience

[@IzzySpoons]

I think it says a lot that I am half Jerma's age and yet I knew more about the baking items (and actually use them) more than Jerma.

[@Addy-Mo]

Rarely happens with Jerma but for some reason this stream is unwatchable for me no matter how many times I come back to it, he keeps getting so worked up and making stupid decisions. Going to buy the game and do it myself 😤

[@twojastara4390]

i recently played this game for the first time and genuinely believed that since it was so simple and relaxing, no one could be bad at it. i was wrong.

[@roryro92]

25:12 short king understands his place.

[@sk8rboii24]

why is nobody talking about how he did the 🙊thing at 1:33:51 when he realized how long he was ranting about the scale LMAO

[@BoolaidMan]

Im so fucking glad I'm not the only one internally combusting at the gameplay on my screen as he places shit everywhere and doesn't care.

[@gravel100]

crying at jerma claiming his essentials are toilet paper, a good rag, a toothbrush, three or four pans, a couch, and a vr headset.

[@Moses-qi5rb]

Jerma HATES first aid, he just needs a "Health Kit" to replenish his HP and MP.

[@charblog]

2:05:54 “oh these are cute” says jerma calmly

[@toomanyfrogs5367]

1:01:51 Jerma mixing the gf and bf’s underwear and socks in the same drawer makes me sick

[@Skyrilla]

''I don't need stuff, I don't care about stuff.'' Has about tens of thousands of stuffs in the shape of currency from streaming. Okay Jeremy.

[@AshuraGray]

my favorite part about this is Jerma putting the tampon bucket next to the desk in the bedroom and then complaining that it's too small to put trash in

[@Izzeke]

this is the most stressful thing ive watched and i wanna buy the game so i can do it right

[@Deinomimus]

Picks up a bar of soap "What is THAT?!"

[@eligryba1041]

omg its so ADORABLE hearing Holly laugh in the background HAH

[@Haydito95]

Breaking news: Jerma can’t breathe in a regularly finished room.

[@UnrulyFeltTip]

I’ve been wishing he would stream this.

[@doctorgears9358]

it doesn't surprise me he doesn't know how to use a bar of soap

[@plokijum]

Or that he takes his toothbrush to bed

[@thegunfoogle2864]

Playthrough where I just put down and pick up the same object 200x and leave so the recap is just the same item bouncing up and down like a fuckin poltergeist is up it's ass.

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

Yes jerma a scale In the kitchen and yes we use it when we make bread knots the dough has to be perfect and some baking ingredients need EXACT like grams of ingredients to even work properly. cooking and baking isn’t always fun lol

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

why'd this game make him so pressed LOL

[@peelsreklaw]

adhd

[@4rumani]

he DISLIKES jews

[@HypnoStellar]

HE IS CRAZY

[@Skyking549]

Chat pressed him early in the vod with "go faster" so he never slowed down again XD

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

@@Skyking549 poor dude wtf

[@ethanmiller1808]

"why do you have a toaster" gee I wonder

[@rigormqrtis]

hes such an interesting specimen

[@rigormqrtis]

only jerma can make me feel extremely stressed out and relaxed at the same time

[@monoculares]

honestly watching him play this as the guy he is, and that just puts the things wherever he wants without thinking, in the first going to live with the boyfriend level, felt kind of liberating

[@mitsukochanASMR]

The most relaxing yet stressful video ive watched in ages

[@sukai4589]

What annoyed me more than his awful unpacking skills was the fact that he didnt notice anything about the plot 😢 and seeing all the people that entered her life

[@IRecognizeDorks]

21:48 Jerma takes out a cutting board: “that’s a scale-”

[@MAN1CXD]

Watching jerma play this gave me anxiety

[@chillegirl]

came to the comments to laugh at jerma thinking the underwear was socks only to see everyone else calling them socks as well

[@thedualitysystem]

Jerma's house must be empty with his shoes on the shower shelf or smth

[@dneut]

this was truly an excruciating watch

[@DudokX]

Man I really love the artstyle. Its like a animated infographic

[@wyattc.4455]

What a strange compact man to break into someone’s house and help them unpack

[@takethewordss]

im so glad jerma is a cozy game streamer now 🐌

[@splatgorek]

Jerma not knowing what cooking oil looks like is driving me up a darn wall.

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I love this game it's so relaxing to play. I'm glad Jerma played it!

[@humanintelegence]

jerma being confused by cooking scales is SO BAFFLING to me!

[@JacobKinsley]

I hate how contrarian jerma is in this stream he'll see a common household essential and be like "x fucking sucks, why have it? You have a hoarding problem, y is objectively better." and describe some scenario that is either completely insignificant (like how he said soap gets stuck to a surface) or it's obviously just jerma projecting his insecurities and the types of people he's jealous of (like the fact that he said multiple art books are useless because you only fill in a couple pages and never use it again). I hope people don't genuinely try to mimic this kind of behaviour lmao, or we'd have another human burger incident.

[@Channeldyhb]

I swear to God, watching him play this game is going to give me a aneurysm