Destiny 2 (Zero Punctuation)

[@owendiaram3870]

Somewhere an art designer is watching this video with a single tear rolling down his eye as he sips from a glass of whiskey and mutters. "Someone finally noticed."

[@janosrock]

i think those walls were made by algorithms :( but yeah, i wanna believe that there an artist somewhere in the world that feels vindicated at last....

[@Wandergirl108]

I know I'm incredibly pathetic, but that comment hit me in the feels. :')

[@TheNobleFive]

Maybe now he'll spare his co-workers

[@christiansanchez7448]

* lowers revolver * Not today old friend

[@ninjagecko980]

Someone still wrote that algorithm

[@liquidpestar8099]

Here's to the unappreciated wall artists..

[@sanjuku]

Here here!

[@ThePkmage]

thanks man, means a lot.

[@RukaSubCh]

All the best to him and his family.

[@olixor]

A toast..

[@regislourenso]

Here here!

[@Ninjaleprachaun1]

"I stared at a wall for 5 minutes and it was somehow the most interesting part of the game" is now one of my favorite Yahtzee quotes in recent memory

[@RustoKomuska]

I also like the wording on "in order to get to a place wherein might be found some lads to shoot"

[@ICantSplel]

Horizon Forbidden West vibes.

[@TheTophat22]

As a current wall texture designer I'd like to just say; I cried a little bit that someone noticed :(

[@emailsharedbyafewpeople4105]

How does one get into that line of work?

[@manakmishra]

@@emailsharedbyafewpeople4105 paint walls

[@jimmio3727]

@@emailsharedbyafewpeople4105 Start making textures and putting them on virtual walls until they look good enough to be hired by Bungie, then blow $50,000 to get a piece of paper saying you know what you're doing just to end up only ever texturing rocks, never walls.

[@georgesears934]

ARE WE ROBBING A FUCKING BANK?! "We're adventuring a bank Timothy, keep up!" (Shoots teller in the face)

[@spartanguy63]

That old SNI reference still makes me laugh.

[@fieldingcarpenter]

kek

[@Supaserrin]

That video was really funny, but why are you bringing it up here? I can't remember what it was about.

[@ApexGale]

because Destiny 2 tries to make you think you aren't doing mindless grinding side quests by calling them adventures

[@TheUngiftedGamer]

yep

[@squiddler7731]

The saddest part about this is that I genuinely believe him when he says that staring at the wall was more fun than the actual game.

[@andrii_dutko]

Just tried Destiny 2 today. Can confirm. Scenery and textures are cool. Going places to shoot lads part - boring af.

[@0mni42]

As someone who also stares at wall textures in videogames, I know *exactly* what that moment was like for Yahtzee: admiration ("wow, that's cool"), confusion ("wait, why is this unimportant thing so detailed?"), and guilt ("someone probably put a lot of effort into this thing, and only weirdos like me will notice").

[@Axius27]

As someone who is contemplating getting into indie game development, I am very tempted to make a game where all the human areas are flat textures and simple designs, and aliens areas that are incredibly detailed and intricate. I think that the contrast of detail would make for an incredible experience of otherness and dread.

[@witenite]

"These characters personalities are entirely defined by things they say, not things they do. Because they don't do anything. They wait for you to show up and tell you to do things."Yahtzee just perfectly explained why I don't like most triple A games better than I ever could.

[@Drstrange3000]

Witenite154 That explains a lot! That explains so much...

[@Alienrun]

Bumping this comment up...this is so true! :O

[@ilikemorestuff]

But when you followed the leads, to a place, did you shoot the lads?

[@tacticalchunder1207]

Sounds like liberals too.

[@DoctorObviously]

@The Four Horsemen he's right though.

[@mustekkala]

Did i get this right, Destiny 2 is about a single messianic figure whose job it is to save the entire existence or something like that? What a great idea for a story for a MMO game. I think it would be refreshing to see a story that tells every player how they are insignificant and most likely amount to nothing but if they work together and not give up can become legends...or some shit like that anyways. I'm too tired to be the chosen one when there are thousands of other chosen ones running around constantly.

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

I feel ya bra. It's bad enough to always be the chosen one in single player games, but being one in multiplayer is fucking idiotic.

[@SunchaserKandri]

At least it's not as bad as ESO, where you're literally standing in line for your turn to solve a puzzle.

[@PadraicSmith]

So you think (oldschool) Runescape is a good idea. An MMO that treats the player like what they are; an over-eager mug amongst a million other over-eager mugs.

[@MrNight48]

The best game that did this was not even a mmo which was Xenoblade X, you are a member of blade on a team who has the real plot armored protagonist as your team leader during the story, but the real in depth story is in the side missions that you handle as a blade member. God I wish that game got more exposure than it did. The game was amazing

[@Keldiur]

MrNight48 cant wait to see how X2 comes out.

[@Finluz]

when I booted up destiny 2 for the first time the intro sequence was so similar to destiny 1 that for a moment I was legitimately confused if I was playing the sequel or not

[@comiccinema8177]

They recently updated the game to consolidate the opening of Destiny 1 with Destiny 2 for new players. So past events like the story of Destiny 2 on launch are merely alluded to.

[@herp_derpingson]

The wall texture might be procedurally generated.

[@Keldiur]

Herp Derpingson I like to think the AI programmers actually made an AI program that generated the walls. Then put in the enemy AI from Doom into this game.

[@thezdude8512]

_̸̲̅-̸̲̅*̸̲̅S̷A̷M̷U̷R̷A̷I̷ 2̷2̷*̸̲̅-̸̲̅_̸̲̅ They weren't really generated, just placed in different combinations.

[@lampenpam]

+Evi1M4chine Do you mean Half Life 1? Quake 1 didn't have this.

[@Shadow60f]

We've hit the pinnacle of game design if we are getting procedurally generated wall textures, I mean fucking eh what next...gameplay dood!?

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

To be fair, someone had to design those lines of code that would procedurally generate walls.

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

I'm proud of you Yahtzee. You've opened the door to a whole new world of experiences. Staring at Video Game Walls is a fine pass-time. Looking at far-off cities painted on sky-boxes... Realizing the area you're in actually has relics from an ancient civilization hidden in the background... Appreciating the effort that went in to make a particularly interesting wall texture... It's like realizing that there are WAY more interesting pieces of art hidden behind an underwhelming painting that got too much hype. Look past what you're "supposed" to be doing in the video game, and really soak in the environment. Someone put a lot of effort into sprinkling gems of brilliance into that world, and it's a joy to uncover them. Appreciate the under-appreciated.

[@Hornium]

The review of the wall textures and the sheer appreciation of that wall was honestly the best thing you have ever came out with.

[@exterminator1776]

I support the criticism upyourspublishers

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

Idk why, but every time he says “go to place and shoot your lads” I can’t stop myself from laughing.

[@Razz415]

I stared at a wall for 5 minutes and it was more interesting than the entire game. Sums up the video game market right there.

[@MrProthall]

Not really. Or at all.

[@Infindox]

Razz415 You must be playing the wrong games

[@timothyshoup5044]

Sum's up the "games as service" video game market.

[@SufferToResist]

No.

[@ikarean5124]

And then Divinity OS2 came out and it was glorious.

[@GamerRoman]

*_KANCK TWO BABYYYYYYYYYYYY_*

[@Crispman_777]

*MAHSTAHPEICSE!*

[@requiem4ameme2]

GamerRoman WELL NOW WHAT YAHTZEE! YOU JUST GOT *FUCKED* BY KNACK!

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

I can't help but read this in dunkeys voice! XD

[@DrWub]

GamerRoman Here comes the money!

[@RyanHall42]

another dunkey quote

[@CynicalSandwichParty]

This. Was. Glorious. Even if only ment jokingly: asset artists are the most underrated part of a development team. And good to hear I'm not the only one who loves staring at surroundings, and can appreciate the work that went into the static assets in a game environment. Next time, be sure to pick out a game that has gorgeous moving plants/grass!

[@theatomicbonbon3717]

The wall textures were probably made by the same guy that designed those copper pipes that Yahtzee was gushing about in the Order 1886

[@-sanju-]

Take a shot every time he says "shoot the lads".

[@Thesaurus_Rex]

You should probably take several shots, unless there's only one lad there.

[@physe8052]

My liver just failed.

[@yarpen26]

Idid and not just everytime hesed shootdelads. I don't havaproblem, you havaproblem!

[@sleepingsnorlax9948]

“Muton from XCOM who got elected Pope”, Yahtzee you are a genius

[@kgldude]

That ending is the kind of writing that makes me love Yahtzee

[@andrewchapman2039]

I do believe, that in this game... He went to the place, and shot some lads.

[@ThePr0jection]

shot some lads and had cold ones with the boys.

[@gamerjames7657]

There once was a game called "Destiny 2", looked more like a gigantic piece of poo. It's the same as before, and it gave me a snore, And theres literally nothing to do.

[@Vergil99628]

Bless you!

[@hazukichanx408]

How can you say that! Why, you could go to the place and shoot the lads... or go to the lads and shoot the place if you're feeling wacky! There are all kinds of options, though really, mostly those two. And they both do get old pretty quickly. But hey, you could spend many, many hours of your life gathering reputation token du jour in one environment after another, eventually earning yourself a suit of armor that you then realize you don't much want.

[@faustlican5566]

Noice

[@stars111535]

"someone better rescue that cat" "and by someone I mean you" "high five" this is most videogames in a nutshell

[@reiokami]

I am sure in hearing your review this artist has a warm fuzzy feeling inside because somebody noticed their work. And not just anybody, someone with an internet soap box with the power to acrew 5,000 likes in two hours. You have likely made this person's day.

[@loveshankme]

"There once was a game called Destiny. It looked like a graphical test to me. It's brown, there were guns, and it was as much fun, as needing a double mastectomy."

[@SecretNenteus]

lol, get it right. It's actually: "There once was a shooter called Destiny, Looked more like a graphical test to me, It's brown, there's a gun, and it looks as much fun, as requiring a double mastectomy."

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

Dr. Loveshank please go on

[@DrAlchem01]

...u/poem_for_your_sprog?

[@CharlieDB96]

+ Brilliant. 10/10 Forbes. Critics are raving. This is the must see comment of the day.

[@qualivia]

Steve Rogers this was Yathzee's comment originally lad

[@locomotivefaox]

Anyone else have that friend that just goes "Actually It's good" but had no point to why it's good

[@sperera6835]

Everyone knows that guy - he just dropped 40 quid on the game & is trying to justify it.

[@lucyfleet1944]

I got it for free (Game share) and am actually liking it. Then again other than Warframe (Which I also play) there isn't a lot of choice in the 'Futuristic shooter MMO' brand of games. I just really like 'Go to place and shoot the lads'. And besides, the actual playing of it is fun, and I cannot explain why.

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

Xinniox It happens, and sometimes it is just an unexplainable feeling. I get it with Overwatch, the illusion of being fun while I yell at the t.v. or maybe I just have issues..

[@FlakiCiociGosi]

Why Destiny is good: it offers Halo quality of shooting mechanics, while at the same time giving players incentives towards repeating the same missions over and over. Its a lootfest where top tier loot really changes the way you play (at least in D1 it did). The last point is where it differs the most from Warframe. Warframes loot is unexciting and usually just means bigger numbers next to your frame/weapon. If Destiny only had randomized missions (using tilesets and objective pools) it would be easily be as loved as Warframe is.

[@TheEmmaHouli]

It turns out I rather enjoy going to the place and shooting the lads

[@Faapu]

Those wall textures probably added a million GBs. Because every AAA game has to have a giant filesize these days

[@elrondmcbong6392]

Well. I guess he should have reviewed knack 2 BAAY-BEEEEEE!

[@MM-fj4py]

Leo DS it's a reference to a KZbinr by the name video game Dunkey it's an ongoing joke that Knack 2 is a masterpiece

[@PuddleOfCats]

how did I get this gun? whatever ill hold it close to my head

[@wolfsk1n]

Here comes the Moneeeey... Here comes the money ♪♫

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

I'm surprised you've never done Warframe yet

[@thegrouchization]

Warframe would have to come out of beta first.

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

Has he ever done any Free to Play game?

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

YumLemmingKebabs I would say Elite Dangerous. Yes I know, it has its store payment, but it doesn't have a monthly subscription like other MMOs.

[@thegrouchization]

If it has a store payment, then it's obviously not a free to play game. That said, he has covered SW:TOR and Let it Die, though the former may not have been F2P when he reviewed it.

[@KeflYeen]

thegrouchization If I remember correctly it already did that.

[@johnpaladin1533]

Destiny is why I will always respect series like Broaderlands, Diablo and Warframe.

[@uncleubi9008]

John Paladin but two of those games sucks and are worse Skinner boxes than destiny

[@UncreativePontiff]

Uncle Ubi Except they arent, they are all leagues better than Destiny.

[@masoclevine836]

Uncle Ubi Sweet little lies.

[@thesedays1985]

This was so spot on mate. I also do that, I check walls and stuff up close to see how much detail was put into them.

[@ShiroKage009]

Why the fuck do MMOs these days give me a single-player epic story? I'm part of a group of peers. Write the story about that for god's sake. Old-school WoW made me feel like I'm part of something bigger. It was awesome and thematically appropriate. Current MMO plots are immediately broken by the 200 chosen ones doing identical things to me on the same screen.

[@TylireousGaming]

ShiroiKage009 I have a good piece of advice for you. Final Fantasy XIV

[@TCO_404]

That is essentially the story of the Secret World Legends. It acknowledges that you are not alone, you are not the chosen one and when you are on the occasional high moment and try to take on a big that you are only able to fight because of powerful artifact/magic source/plot device (normally you couldn't get a dent in their metaphorical armor), you generally get fucked up anyway and don't manage to do what you came there to do. You get taken away by a higher power and can't get an artifact. You get knocked out by another faction and once again don't get anything to show for it. Another guy actually finishes the next fight. The fourth one isn't even a battle as much as a cutscene where you get instantly trapped. And the fifth time the person who you are supposed to fight doesn't care about you wanting to fight, gives you some info and is then taken by stronger forces. Meanwhile you do grow in influence, make connections and generally get stronger, but you are not the chosen one. If you were the world would be royaly fucked. Instead you are one of a thousand agents of a secret society who is trying to figure out why the world has gone to shit after a bomb with a tar like substance went off in Tokyo. You travel to New England, Egypt, Transylvania and Tokyo, plus visit cities like London, New York, Venice and Seoul. It's quite something.

[@KoloXD]

Jordy okay, we get it, now stop copying your wall of text everywhere

[@JPDEOfficial]

_ Tylireous _ This so much. It's a single player campaign done right AND it makes you feel like part of a group and something bigger. "ISHGARD REMEMBERS!"

[@Momoka7]

@_Tylireous_ And how is FF14 different? For me it looks like in WoW nowadays, you're the big Hero, that runs around collecting those Crystals. In WoW Vanilla or Burning Crusade it was like ShiroiKage009 said, you are one of many. But with Wrath of the Lichking they already started to some degree, some Quests marked you as the Hero, Mists of Pandaria was similiar to Wrath in this. The worst it became with Warlords of Draenor, you are that Super Duper General Leading a Whole Garrison in Draenor ... yet in the Field its always YOU doing stuff ... Later you even become a Admiral having a huge Sea Armada. Legion is even worse, you are the Top of your Class. funny just, that the Classhall is FULL of Leaders. Just so stupid, in an MMO to make the Players Character the super Hero, General or Class Leader. That makes no sense at all, Grand Story wise.

[@sashablueperson]

Having played destiny 2 since it came out, i can verify that the wall textures are very nice indeed.

[@ct6382]

Pristine content as always. Might just buy Destiny 2 to stare at the walls

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

C T scenery is one of my favorite parts of Destiny, along with music and lore. At its core in story and character development, it is lackluster in performance I will admit though.

[@Jumbo58067]

It also has the best soundtrack this year. I played through it just to listen to the music and look at cool shit.

[@OracleGrouse]

That wall was probably made in Substance Designer. Those Substance softwares are a gift from heaven for every texture artists

[@lordvaust5830]

I can't wait for Yahtzee's review of middle earth shadow of WARRRRDORRR!

[@lordvaust5830]

Juan Isasi WAR DOR as in MORDOR have you seen Yahtzee's review of middle earth shadow of mordor? If not I recommend it. It's really funny and you'll understand the joke after you watch it.

[@thesmokingjacket645]

+ Tyler Burns is that the new game about some grumpy man decides to wage an eternal war against doors? maybe that was the real enemy from MORDOR the doors have final taken over looked people in their homes. And this hero must save the world from the ever advancing army of doors.

[@blarg2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWOoqGCXrMemhNk

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

You forgot the dry heave between earth and shadow lad.

[@Matthewschererinc]

I had a moment where i studied the wall as well, but in my case it was the weird neon display screens down the unnecessarily long and unoccupied hallway on the EDZ

[@ryansmith3448]

I too was fascinated by that wall *until i wasn't*

[@TM-be4vi]

0:12 - 0:50 complete summary of the blandness of gaming atm

[@rexcorvorum4262]

When you’ve been playing Destiny 2 for so long you know that it wasn’t a temple and on Nessus wasn’t it

[@princepunk9728]

I legitimately enjoy Destiny 2. I like playing with my friends, and the grind isn't that bad. Sure you can boil the game down to go somewhere and shoot people, but you could boil any game down to that. I never thought to stop and stare at a wall tho. Guess I better go do that tonight.

[@AFTimeLord]

To be honest, every first person shooter's primary objectives involve going to places and shooting the things.

[@GraafBerengeur]

Absolutely brilliant. His best ZP in quite a few episodes, I daresay.

[@InternetHydra]

Wait... THEY MADE A KNACK 2?!?!

[@rbwjakfjenwbw1009]

HERE COMES DA MONEY!

[@crossbones116]

'Up yours publishers' is something I can get behind.

[@collinswisher6566]

You should review sword with sauce a $3 stealth game with some of the best parkour elements I have ever used.

[@24fretsoffury]

yahtzee still has it! damn near ten years now and he hasnt lost any of his charm or humour. Cheers!

[@Soxmember69]

Destiny 2 had potential...Until it didn't.

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

I was laughing at this comment... Until I didn't.

[@iroden5335]

10/10 writing ign

[@TheHonourableGrandMasterJay]

Damn that was some college level articulation right there. I can't believe adults wrote this shit.

[@ras_krystafari3333]

Myrdin Osrek hahe nice

[@gabrielferreiraalves7929]

NineS IHE's review is the best.

[@ryanjones_rheios]

This is extra funny in retrospective context of Anthem, Fallout 76, and even Fallout 4. Maybe also Star wars? Christ there's no end is there?

[@jonathankreitler5045]

I have heard someone saying that the bad guy in destiny 2 look like a mole dressed as a marshmallow

[@TylireousGaming]

Accurate

[@HarryS77]

Oversized Grunt.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

No no no he looks like a mutiny from xcom got elected pope

[@droneforever]

I gotta respect the reference to A Scanner Darkly. Terrific film, terrific novel. The audiobook is read by Paul Giamatti and it made my tenth "read" of it even more entertaining.

[@Crispman_777]

The thing that really gets me about Destiny is that it could have been so much _more._

[@renneperez6564]

Crispman 777 like if they had the expansions in the game as a whole

[@Crispman_777]

Even with the expansions it's still a very shallow experience. If it wasn't for the pleasantly addictive core gameplay loop to hold it together it would have been a complete failure.

[@renneperez6564]

Crispman 777 Destiny gave me the realization that if its expansion/dlc heavy, then they're practically telling us that the game on its own will be crap. And the gameplay is addictive, if the game was completed you probably wouldn't finish it, but since you paid more for the expansions, then you feel obligated to play it till you hit the level cap and then stop, because waiting for other people to pass your game is a bitch

[@Crispman_777]

Yup. It's the very reason I'm not buying it this time. I might buy the complete edition in two years but probably not. Hopefully Anthem is the Destiny we were promised.

[@renneperez6564]

Crispman 777 yup, agreed. I ain't paying all your shit Destiny... NOT AGAIN!

[@trashpanda5869]

That story about the wall textures is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@ibenomage5793]

It's interesting because the skyboxes and scenery are indeed some of the most interesting bits of the game. Not the only ones of course, but some of them.

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

Ibeno Mage the music is very good as well

[@ibenomage5793]

Indeed

[@deathdoom8]

or the announcer in PvP "was that all of them? THAT WAS ALL OF THEM!!!!!!"

[@ReleasedHollow]

So it's like when you brought up the point about the highly detailed ground and how an artist must feel when they know players will just blaze on by their work without a second thought of the time they put in it.

[@Mauricekaip]

I'm a simple man. I see Zero Punctuation, I watch it, then I watch every other episode.

[@LordBloodpool]

It's the TVTropes of KZbin.

[@LordMorde]

the scanner darkly reference probably missed soo many people.

[@Sarged117]

"I want to talk about how I stared at a wall for 5 minutes and it was somehow the most interesting part of the game." Yahtzee, my dear fellow, you've come up with some real good one liners over your long and illustrious career but you really outdid yourself with that one.

[@kailomonkey]

Shit I've been binge watching zero punctuation and even occasionally commenting mainly when you liked a game, but this is the first video I remembered to 'smash that like button' because you admired wall patterns instead of playing and reviewing the expected gameplay.

[@Hunterstiq]

I actually got Destiny 2 and did the same exact thing. The ocean rig level, inside the sleek marine city with the displays with the Hive. I spent 3 hours staring at some of the textures and got a little pissed off with all the combat interrupting the walking simulator... I mean "game" Also, how come the speeders and ships were only given after the main story? That's fucked up

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

HC C I quite enjoyed being speederless and enjoying the scenery. Walking was fun plus I could get distracted more which I found vastly entertaining

[@jordanharrison9170]

HC C Because the whole idea is that before you take back the city you're having to scavenge gear and weapons, you don't have the luxury to choose a nicer ship or sparrow because you don't have access to the resources (and paying for them just breaks the sense of immersion that you're trying to survive)

[@Hunterstiq]

*snores loudly*

[@Zekonos1]

the "facetiousness zone" is a great analogy for character creation option

[@epicsusserwritingmoment]

Well this will be good

[@alimahil1881]

Assassin Wolf Gaming Unlike the game, yes.

[@AnonymousAZ]

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE TO THE LEVEL DESIGNER AND ARTISTS, THE REAL HEROS OF GAME DESIGN.

[@HennerzLennerz]

Don't know what i expected from Yahtzee...Exactly what i thought he'd analyse this sequel

[@grantd165]

Tinkers cuss.... Window twanky... You are a king amongst men.

[@choriel986]

*PRESS FOR BISCUIT* o: sounds more fun than Destiny 2

[@PerpetualNoob]

I too shall ride this wave of "Up yours publishers"!

[@smithwillnot]

Or those textures were just procedurally generated... Btw I do know that some of the people who work in art departments of huge AAA developers actually put a lot of work but changing texture to slightly different pattern is fairly easy... EDIT: You should have picked those "overdesigned" characters as example of actual work "art people" put into games

[@Noisemaker50]

The same criticism applies regardless; the gameplay model makes you view all the art passively. After all, the enemies may have lots of work put into them, but it hardly matters after you've killed your 50th one.

[@Fournier46]

Back in amazing form Ben! This episode was a delight to listen to.

[@astrangeperson2493]

Imagine knowing that the entire game gets cut

[@daveyishere55]

The part when you talk about the art designer had me dying of laughter with the monkeys

[@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII]

Who remembers how long Destiny 1 was supposed to last?

[@AmazingJoe96]

they werent just on about destiny 1, but destiny as a franchise

[@hunter11220]

That's bullshit and you know it. They weren't talking about 10 years of annual garbage

[@AlgaeEater09]

They said destiny was going to last 10 years.

[@dissuede6949]

In actuality it had the longevity of an obese white mans dick.

[@jonmcninch]

Oh, that last 1/3 was pure gold.

[@mattsmith2247]

Making a mistake is one thing constantly repeating this mistake after everyone has told you that it is set mistake is the very definition of stupidity

[@thatakwardlatinguy8773]

Matt Smith Are you talking about Bungie Developers or the people who bought this game expecting a good game?

[@mattsmith2247]

The former. Bungie

[@orangeapples]

Hey, I too like to look at wall textures and random little details. Like books on bookshelves.

[@wanderingharlow6305]

For the record, Cayde-6 is a saving grace of this game and about the only character I will ever like from Destiny.

[@Dextergec413]

Sums it up nicely. Most interesting part is the unique wall textures XD

[@EtherImperial]

I just want you to know, that "Going to the places and shooting the lads" has become synonymous with going to play Destiny 2. Thanks for that.

[@ThreeKILLER23]

I loved the A Scanner Darkly mention, didn't know that anyone else knew about the film to be honest

[@nukedude1451]

What the fuck was I thinking when I preordered it?

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

It's fun when playing with friends. Though I warn you, Bungie will keep trying to force you to buy expansions which are crazy expensive. That's what got me to stop playing.

[@crashlanding9938]

Best metaphor for the traveler I've ever heard. A giant fucking cue ball. brilliant

[@thepolarblair1]

Not sure if you will like the grindfest that is destiny? Download Warframe for free - if you like it, great, if not - saved you some money.

[@Pay2pray]

thepolarblair1 Ehem, if you like it, keep playing warframe, the superior game.

[@ryanplzz]

Homicidal Gnome at least it's free

[@thegrouchization]

Exactly. If you aren't sure if you're the sort who can tolerate grinding, Warframe makes an excellent test-bed.

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

Grindfest vs grindfest

[@KeflYeen]

Salazzle Dazzle At least it's a fest. Fun times.

[@RichardSchmidbauer]

Finally a reviewer with the right appreciation for texture work! :D

[@patsonical]

"Density 2"

[@kurtmueller2089]

Funny how Destiny 2 changed so much since this review, by now that it could now be Destiny 3. Also they yanked out all story, my Kayden was simultaneously alive and dead, depending on what mission I was playing.

[@seanb12491]

i think after shadowkeep comes out he should re review the game, seeing that the last statement is "up yours publishers" and bungie is now independent

[@Nerdsown]

The wall texture may have been in part procedurally generated. A fractal based method could make something like you described.

[@BoomProductions99]

This game was fun for a day.

[@nathanshlap]

Dj Zrolo k

[@AlgaeEater09]

+Dj Zrolo you do realize you can run through every level without even shooting or killing an enemy, right? That's how fked this game is. They just want your money. They don't care about the game design.

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Until it wasn't.

[@junior510]

AlgaeEater08 no you can't to move on to the next area most of the time you have to clear the enemies

[@Ph33NIXx]

The funny thing is that many games navigation is designed in ways that takes your eyes from the scenery. Oh i miss you Morrowind.

[@christop17]

If yahtzee reviews Danganronpa V3 I will lose my shit

[@HighHeelKnight]

Return of Jafar was the second film in the Disney's Aladdin franchise. The third firm was King of Thieves.

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

High Heel Knight these comments are funny to see

[@TehSagi]

Oh boy xD that was so incredibly savage. I love the game, but I also loved this review, lol

[@koopakape]

Not even kidding, this is the best episode of Zero Punctuation in years

[@rasundesilva6088]

Spunkgargleweewee

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

Both ihe and zero punctuation noticed the wall texture Wall texture person shall forever be remembered for their laborious, inefficient but ultimately pretty wall texture

[@SpankSandwitch99]

wow. Glad I didn't waste my time buying this then.

[@coolbrotherf127]

Yea, there's a good chance you would have been very bored by it. I played the beta and didn't buy the game because it's all show and no fun.

[@dissuede6949]

Snorlaxation Yep. Then again that could be said about almost every game if you're going by his reviews, the exception being Dark Souls.

[@ph0sgene967]

When you're too stupid to realize that yahtzee's reviews are satire.

[@dissuede6949]

Bonnie t-t-t-triggered.

[@SpankSandwitch99]

Bonnie his Reviews are critiques that overly rag on the negatives, but for those capable of understanding him, (i.e. not you, apparently) he reserves actual hatred for the generic games and any drab sequels. It's obvious that not enough changed from the original for it to be worth getting, since the original was dull.

[@DarkLightProduction9]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder when he identified "Pissabout Deferment Index" as an acronym.

[@AhmadSattout97]

He should review the free bit of the game. There is 0 story, cause they removed it, so they force you to buy the game

[@CoolBird420]

ZP doesn't do second reviews of games