Devil's Third (Zero Punctuation)

[@samleheny1429]

This game told me in a loading screen "Ivan is a skilled musician, equally skilled at guitar and drums" and I realised that the maker(s) of this game are utterly in love with him as a character... even though his only characteristic is "cool" and they couldn't even do that right.

[@TheVolginator]

Sam are seriously implying he's not?!

[@waylonemiliano7724]

i dont mean to be off topic but does someone know a tool to log back into an Instagram account? I stupidly lost my account password. I appreciate any tips you can offer me

[@daltonjameson1506]

@Waylon Emiliano Instablaster ;)

[@bluecoin3771]

OC, no stealing.

[@srbrant5391]

They came to fear his name: *ROOPLE POOPLES.*

[@bloodtlord]

no....germs

[@owensoto1373]

Look burd!

[@FALG31]

"Panama, got it, I jump now" "WHAT?!"

[@nedcurfman3486]

Please poke head out

[@chazzybara]

You think tarp will save you?

[@Slaanash]

Fun fact: Devil's Third has a spirit in Smash that was dummied out.

[@MKVProcrastinator]

"This is the Bukkake shoot that got cut short after the participates drowned" ~Yahtzee 2016

[@PlotlinePlus]

Been scrolling through the comments for a while now and no-one seems to be acknowledging just how brilliant that ending quip was...

[@aidenp6001]

Maybe it’s because it was a bit gross and no one wanted to be acknowledged with it (although I do think it was really funny)

[@StudioThirtyEight]

This is probably one of his most underrated reviews.

[@_drexliz_5122]

Hope you can swim while dead... The Death Stroke, that is favourite swim technique Also favourite DC super hero Also most similar hero to The Terminator Also Terminator Is favourite movie Also movie is favourite art medium Also art medium is favourite way of expressing emotions Also Medium is favourite cooking of steak

[@pmf98]

Jakub Becela This man is dead. Bang.

[@DickWad16]

It all come full circle for Ivan.

[@tarynbentley1265]

I named this barricade Barracuda after my favourite fish. And my favourite song from my favourite artist, Heart. Which is my favourite organ to pull out of the chest of my enemies. Lots of favourites today, must be good day.

[@Kemonokami]

The designer of this game said that _Devil's Third_ would be - and I'm not shitting you - "a breakthrough for the industry." Let's give him a pat on the head and a Snickers before gently coaxing him back into the group ho-- Wait a sec... He made _DEAD OR ALIVE?!_ This is like the Tremblay Brothers making _Swat Kats_ and then going on to produce _Mega Babies._

[@MarshallMathersLP72]

Or M. Night Shyamalan making The Sixth Sense and then going on to make The Last Airbender. Or George Lucas making the Star Wars original trilogy and then going on to make the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

[@OreallyR17]

I don't know anything that anyone just said. I will just continue to stare at the boobs.

[@damobeck1]

+Evesson actually Lucas wasn't responsible for how good the original trilogy was. He also fucked up the ending to the OT.

[@sketchstevens5859]

+No one I know Lucas didn't direct the last two movies of the original. But what about a New Hope.

[@OreallyR17]

Justme Man These are not the droids I am looking for.

[@mickeyakerfeels7298]

that Megadeth joke xD

[@tominatorxx]

+Mickey Akerfeels That was amazing! xD

[@25Rush2112]

+tominatorxx omg I teared up at that xD I love Megadeth so much, but by God Dave! Stick with a fucking drummer for more than two albums!!!

[@tominatorxx]

Caleb Lawhorn I agree :)

[@GataZGinkgo]

i agree

[@bobthebuilder7544]

Megadeth goes though members the same way black flag went through singers.

[@brainflash1]

Actually, the opening cinematic and first mission does do a pretty good job of showing the world getting fucked. But after that everything works fine except for fighter jets. It's sad that they released such an obviously unfinished game when there are so many elements that could've made it really fun if they had been used properly.

[@DankFrank899]

+brainflash1 I've been playing this game lately and I agree, it starts decent enough and after the cutscene where Ivan jumps out of the plane I feel is where it starts going to shit. That is when you get to experience the frame-rate at it's best(worst).

[@andregon4366]

+brainflash1 Maybe if THQ didn't go bankrupt we might get a decent game.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

+Andre Gon Awwwww don't. Just don't. I miss THQ. Titan Quest was SUCH A GOOD GAME.

[@aegis027]

+brainflash1 But not really though, it pulls one hell of a cop out by showing stuff be disabled by the EMP, but then later everything works totally fine whether or not it needed electricity to function. One of the shots shows the support character flying a drone that gets disabled by the EMP blast, but in a later mission she flys what looks to be the exact same type of drone with no consequence.

[@ManiacX1999]

Not enough hybrid 3rd person slashers and fps games out their...

[@cringlator]

Warhammer 40k space marine is an excellent example of a good shooter and hack and slash mixed together quite well

[@TheCiastek63]

+cringlator It still wasn't all that amazing, just not bad for a shooter/hack and slash mix.

[@cringlator]

+TheCiastek63 I wouldn't say it's the game of the decade, but mechanically the two types of combat just flowed so well together and didn't feel clunky

[@georgerose1252]

+cringlator I'd also say the recent Shadow Warrior remake did it pretty well too.

[@TheCiastek63]

George Rose I liked that one.

[@georgerose1252]

TheCiastek63 What's better is that this year, we're getiing even more Wang. :)

[@Mae_is_gae]

the best thing to come from this game is the grump's playthrough.

[@sailoritaly]

farterization And this review

[@aztn19]

And Woz The Scatt’s review of it

[@franklinshepardinc]

man, i miss Pantsu Hunter/most-of-the-Pheonix Wright playthroughs... I haven't watched them since the length change

[@Nerdznewznow]

Ruble booples

[@CherryBomb_Games]

No. Germs.

[@FALG31]

I think I'm seeing a pattern in Yahtzee's voice when reviewing bad games. He clearly played bad games but never really got pissed about it (most of the time anyway). I can hear him get mad at most sentences when he pronounces every word a bit sharper than the rest of the sentence. "Ammo's hard to get, not that it's uncommon (it's lying all over the fucking place), IT'S JUST HARD TO GET". "You can climb some of the walls in Devil's Third, but not all of them. And the best way to figure out which is which is to kidnap one of the developers and hold a GUN TO THEIR HEAD" "The other thing is that only the melee attacks increase your power gauge, which lets you activate your 'rage of the gods" mode, which presumably in some way helps. It doesn't seem to increase your survival chances [...], so I'm GUESSING it ups your damage a bit." "So the gameplay feels like space filler: a linear string of combat arenas where the enemy seems to have been placed with all the planning and careful thought with which a custard pie is placed in the vicinity of somebody's FACE" And many, many more....

[@owltoe0164]

In case anyone was wondering Plinth (noun): a slablike member beneath the base of a column or pier.

[@TastesLikePanda]

I just took a shit. Does that make me a game developer now?

[@ginjaninja8233]

+TastesLikePanda Most definitely

[@mrevilducky]

here have millions of dollars

[@l01230123]

+TastesLikePanda Only if you charged extra for the undigested bits

[@ArmaCustos]

gotta steam greenlight that shit

[@chrash2012]

+TastesLikePanda not yet first you have to fill it up with dlc

[@Justiceisahero]

watching Dan and Arin play this game gives me a new lease on it.

[@BurntFrost]

You might wanna see if you can cancel that lease, I don't think you're getting your deposit back.

[@gillianfleischer5620]

Myrmeleo no one ever does 😞😞😞

[@ravenkarlin]

Rooples Pooples....

[@GarrettZa]

grump bump

[@USMC49er]

No, germs

[@bigbingusman5345]

My yes hole

[@divinitydoe]

Tell your burd friends not to come. Tell them!

[@kyubii972]

I realllly really wish they would finish it now that i know there are monster involved and the soldiers die for no reason lol.

[@MasterCharlie104]

I'd recommend people look into this game's history. The guy who directed it is literally Japan's anwer to Tommy Wiseau.

[@akirathewildcard9625]

That's great and all but who's Tommy wiseau

[@MasterCharlie104]

@@akirathewildcard9625 Seriously? He's the guy who directed, wrote and starred in The Room. I thought that was common knowledge.

[@akirathewildcard9625]

@@MasterCharlie104 what's the room

[@BearTheGrudge]

@@akirathewildcard9625 what’s a “the”

[@gokusondbz]

I Did Not Hit Her It's Bullsh!t I Did Not Hit Her I Did Not OH! Hi Mark! 🙃

[@Nifinity]

I was really impressed...with how long Yahtzee could hold off on making the Devil's Turd joke.

[@101Crock]

I have to say, after watching this countless times “Das Raaar” is my favorite part of this review.

[@georgesears934]

Devil's Third? More like Devil's Turd! Ha! God I'm fucking hilarious. EDIT: God dammit, I made that joke before actually watching the video and only now realize that Yahtzee makes the same incredibly obvious joke in said video making me look like a total ponce. That's a real turd in my cornflakes... A DEVIL'S TURD!

[@xannyleflare3777]

L

[@cmntmxr]

+George Sears kek

[@DankFrank899]

+George Sears you fucker stole my fucking joke. Who do you think you are? The fucking president?

[@georgesears934]

SaiyanGoku9001 ... Yes. Also I'm the boss to surpass Big Boss, I will become the biggest boss! BOSS BOSS BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@l01230123]

+George Sears I've never heard that one before!

[@thefool9761]

Dey call me Roople Pooples.

[@coolgreenbug7551]

You hear them scatter is true

[@Guru_1092]

"Get bored and set a whale on fire" I lost my shit there.

[@JackD-xb3kb]

I seriously can’t believe 2016 was 7 years ago now.

[@Hombie-f6p]

That 'Come and go like the Megadeth line up' was fucking brilliant though.

[@cheholmes1310]

That Megadeth reference killed me.

[@Z2Wolf]

Three+ years on, and the only thing I remember about Devil's Third is that Pancake Dave gets his power from Raymond Strawberrytrousers.

[@linkdude55]

...oh god that joke about the bukkake had my sides hurting.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

I had to pause this video so many times to breathe because I was laughing SO much! Thank you!!

[@Batchall_Accepted]

"its members come and go like the megadeth line up" that line killed me

[@RickJaeger]

Brotherhood of Nod? More like the Brotherhood of *SOD*!!

[@Yoxiv]

The bukkake joke probably would make for a better game. Like the gel part of Portal 2 meets Splatoon. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there's a game in Japan already with that premise.

[@hyperkitten2247]

you'd be surprised, but "the gel part of portal 2" actually has an entire game. it's called aperture tag. so it'd be more like aperture tag meets splatoon

[@lifearies989]

this is one of my favorites of all time. bravo

[@Da_Baron]

As someone who used to listen to Megadeth religiously, that reference is fucking hilarious.

[@_Digishade_]

Devils Third and Ride To Hell: Retribution in the same video? Is this some sub-universe of the Zaibatsu? :p

[@philikololuffette5877]

Why is it that I only find new episodes of this show when I'm on the toilet?

[@duxnihilo]

Immediately came here to pay respects to one of my favourites after hearing of Yahtzee's resignation and Escapits's impending implosion.

[@Yourwaifuisntreal]

3:44 "hurling yourself against every wall you come across like you have fundamentally failed to grasp the concept of a glory hole" perfect.

[@grapefruit04]

Holy shit I laughed out loud at this one. And hard. "Pancake dave" and the barfing puppy analogy were hilarious.

[@NathanWerewuff]

This is by far one of the funniest episodes you've done.

[@KaleSerpent]

sigh. ... too bad.

[@egcfiftyninjas]

E is for elephantitis don't Even get me started.

[@PsychoDiesel48]

It's "L" actually XD

[@angeldeb82]

LOLed at the funny parts with the imps, especially with the way one of the three who got shot saying "I wish I'd been a rocket launcher man" and the other imp among their dead buddies wearing a cat mask and going "Mew hew hew". Awwww...

[@DoctorLombriz]

waiter; my youtube video doesn't have the ending cards

[@rekonener2362]

Hearing the history of this game from Matt McMuscles, it was almost LITERALLY an orphaned puppy let in from the rain! It had gone through most every publisher on the planet before it finally got released under Nintendo, as they were one of the very few left as all deals before had fallen through after signing, or never came to be.

[@eaceves]

That Megadeth joke....LOL....priceless

[@westleybabin6870]

I started choking on my cough drop when you mentioned "SOD." Now I need a new cough drop.

[@vids2002]

Well I need to show this to my friend who said they wanted to buy this lol

[@Dagreatdudeman]

I usually watch Zero Punctuation stone-faced with the occasional grin. But that last line had me actually laugh!

[@dutchduk3342]

I didn't even know this existed before Yahtzee's review huh

[@catiseith]

I can't tell if it sounds too shitty to even watch it, or too absurd to not give it a try. Maybe the next time I have the impulse to beat some SODs...

[@MintMovies]

Ha! JOKE

[@LuckeeStrikee]

Take it like a mediocre throwback to the 128 bit era. It's objectively a not-so-great game but it can be charming.

[@jmanninja]

Yahtzee makes a banana grow in my pants!

[@chibbs1712]

+SomeRandomGuy You know you love it...

[@ginjaninja8233]

+Jonathan Rouse Same I keep my dinner on my underwear so I can eat it outside LOL And I have a banana tree on my bag

[@RubberFacee]

+Jonathan Rouse That's why you have to shave your palm forest down there

[@georgecataloni4720]

If your food is growing, then you're not done killing it.

[@danrg26]

+George Cataloni I don't remember the name but I have tried a fish to grows bigger while eating it because he's nervous system still work even after cooked

[@vhirvela]

there was nothing new to see at the escapist magazine page. I did not even find all the content here. ie. dragon's dogma reveiw. so good job in that false ad:P In all serious note love your work!

[@ZeFluffyKnight]

"If only it had better AI then a Tamagotchi on low battery mode." - Best line xD

[@DancinDane]

I could listen to Yahtzee saying "sod" all day

[@ZombieOfTheWest]

The ending line will never stop being funny to me.

[@skychaserthedragon2046]

I saw the title and started giggling before I even started watching.

[@gritteighgritz3723]

All very good points Yathzee but it's a perfect game for the Grumps. It's my favorite game I wouldn't touch myself with a ten foot pole.

[@TheShadowNovus]

0:20 The return of the Mad Ocelot God xD

[@DustyTheKitty]

I was half expecting a 'devil's three way' joke to be thrown in.

[@MrAndersonLP]

I was waiting for the Devils Turd line, was not disappointed.

[@samgriffiths7133]

"a brawler and a shooter don't get along so well" well relic managed it with space marine... that was quite good

[@Fantasticnoodles96]

I gotta say this has some of yahtzee's best zingers yet

[@soleilcrona1390]

I'm two seconds into the video, but I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say that he uses the punchline "Devil's Turd."

[@soleilcrona1390]

There, he said it, now I can watch something else.

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+C.J. Gill Congratulations on your newfound psychic powers friend

[@CherryNobody]

This is the best merch of All Time

[@Vysard]

Oh internet connection - forcing the video to pause right after Yahtzee says "I ate a pound of Brandy Butt."

[@SW33wNecie]

The death stroke. That is favourite swim technique. Also favourite DC superhero. Deathstroke, the terminator, also Terminator is favourite movie. It all comes full circle for Ivan. Also movie is favourite art medium. Also art medium is favourite way of expressing emotion. Also medium is favourite cooking of steak. Not too soft, but tough enough for hard jaw.

[@MrDaniyil]

that megadave reference was hilarious

[@damobeck1]

That bukakke joke took me a second to get.

[@ValkyrieQueenInori]

Shadow Warrior the remake does Melee and shooting well, so it can be done well if thought out...

[@joedav67]

I imagine that Ivan says two words the whole game: "Yeh" and "Netsil"

[@korickarmstrong3468]

Wow, that was a fantastic video, the best in a while.

[@deafeningecho9696]

The Metallica and Megadeth jokes were fucking great.

[@qwerttypoiuy]

I just love this guy.

[@benedictrogers1478]

The problem with mixing two styles of combat is that you've got to work out how they compliment each other. Generally when mixing swords and guns successfully games will encourage hacking and slashing while using gunplay to editor down tough or hilariously explosive enemies. Sometimes the guns won't be intended as a primary offensive option at all, such as the later Devil May Cry games where the pistols are mainly for stringing combos together and the shotgun is mainly to knock enemies down.

[@johna3485]

You have some spectacular writing skills

[@ManiacX1999]

1:13 "Set a whale on fire" got that reference...

[@deadmeme4276]

the funny thing is that lots of nintendrones call this shit "underrated"

[@Kuebel350]

+Alex Valiente I have not seen anybody defend this game.

[@deadmeme4276]

Kübel350 take a look at zelda informer and his comment section

[@jp5394]

+Alex Valiente Where the fuck did you get that information? I heard even they think this game is shit

[@deadmeme4276]

Macaco Macabra the comment section :v just look at it

[@jp5394]

***** Oh god why?

[@Wyocaster]

That megadeth reference

[@IRMentat]

I will be honest, I was waiting for this one. :)Worth it.

[@golightly313]

And a full let's play is up on the two best friends channel.

[@Althalus2010]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who always reads "You, too, can be classy as f*ck!" in Yahtzee's voice?

[@xTHIRDHORSEMANx]

"Come and go like the megadeth lineup" Nice

[@Alexander5R]

"Better IA than a tamagotchi on low battery"

[@basiloregano]

Alexander Sinco *AI

[@ericrollin2331]

"The auto-target snaps like a hungry shark as long as you aim roughly at the suburb your enemy is located in." Unless I'm much mistaken this is the second time (at least) he's made a simile between a game mechanic and a shark. Is this going to become a new thing perhaps?

[@Minerva_Devi]

That's what happens when you get the bloke who made Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive, through him in with THQ circa 2009 with an unlimited budget and no restrictions. Along the way they apparently switched engines twice and designed the game more times than anyone can recall.

[@znnx382]

That Megadeth joke, tho...

[@dragoniraflameblade]

Here's a game I suggest: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Its a point and click post-apocalypse game based on a short story by Harlan Ellison. Its one of those darker trips, but its more mature -- not the shock value mature, either.

[@revfunk8823]

how do u come up with these pearls!?!?!?! love it!

[@carleatssand]

Roople Pooples go 'doot doot doot'.

[@capthavic]

Watched a playthrough of the whole game a while back and it's one of those games that leaves you feeling like you just went through a cough syrup and alcohol fueled fever dream. You can't really remember anything or why you were doing it, you're just glad its finally over and that the Excedrin has finally dulled the pounding headache it left behind.

[@AftermathRV]

About like 2-3 months ago, a japanese JAV actress died because she drowned during a bukake shoot Yahtzee is now Nostradamus confirmed.

[@matthayward7889]

AftermathRV really? Dear god

[@anthonyglenn770]

So many fucking Grumps quotes.....I love it.

[@JustKyle43]

I moist'd ma pants when Yahtzee said Baby bell

[@Caliber-fg8cl]

Remember the Talos Principle, Yahtzee's first review of 2015? I thought it was his New Years resolution to try reviewing good games, but I see is resolution this time around is the reverse of that. Ya.

[@Trygyl]

Alpha Protocol did a good job of mixing brawling and shooting, if only because Michael conceivably had balls the size of small moons... So much fun running into shootouts beating up rooms full of people.

[@theroyalbacon2294]

I think this game is so all over the place, it deserves a medal. I mean, it is way more stupid than any MGS or DMC game - way way more. Can't you aprecciate that?

[@VecheslavNovikov]

I think Oni mixed shooting and melee combat quite well.

[@VecheslavNovikov]

***** Cyberpunk 4 lyf

[@liam6550]

Vecheslav Novikov so did prototype 2 in my opinion.

[@jim0_o]

4:55 Pretty sure you meant Shadow Warrior.

[@StinkoBrownTV]

Dont talk shit on Rooples Pooples.