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‪@TheBackyardScientist‬

[@yannick7230]

Complaining when the sand is dry AND comlaining when the sand is wet. You're becoming a real farmer William!

[@Volti-Vagra]

Next is gonna be God these seeds wont grow to Aw hell look at all these plants!

[@toolbaggers]

Moist

[@IWontBuy-RP]

​@@toolbaggers DAMP

[@MarylandFarmer.]

Grandpa used to say fart on the ground it's too dry, piss on it it's too wet.

[@thecrudelab3204]

dude just hates sand. it gets everywhere!

[@RythmicRaindrops]

I think this is my favorite episode of farmers with brain damage since the tour of the specialty hoarder

[@AutismoGamer]

Was it the 3 wheel driving?

[@-letterH]

Dude I’ve watched that one like 5 times

[@TomWonderful]

@@AutismoGamer 100% it's the three-wheel driving. Did you see the three-wheel driving?

[@AutismoGamer]

@@TomWonderful he nearly cranked 90°s on that thang

[@worawatli8952]

Now on the road to specialty coffee roaster, featuring NileBrew Coffee.

[@JonMcLaren]

Id love to know how Jon explains his job to people. "I film a farmer who has no crops, has the wrong kinds of tractors for farming, and regularly goes on wild side quests repairing questionable old machines he purchased." "How does he make money?" "Sells shirts with cats on them"

[@spencer6073]

Is cameraman Jon real or just another pseudonym for caretaker?

[@fynnli6685]

@@spencer6073 hes an actual living tripod. he was revealed in an older video

[@SorieI]

He is a content farmer

[@udontseemeiseeuuseemeiseeu]

@@SorieIliterally clipfarming william.its the perfect crime

[@derAtze]

Ah yes and also, he has the worlds biggest makerspace-youtube-convention that he runs on the side

[@spartenz14]

I literally have the same make (not the same model but the brew chamber is the same) of that coffee machine at the hotel I work at. I'm the chief engineer so I'm in charge of fixing it. I'll give you some advice with that. The brew chamber (the thing with the worm gear) needs to be COMPLETELY dry when putting it back into the machine. If it's even a little wet in places it shouldn't be, the coffee grounds will stick to it and become like a concrete and eventually seize up the brewer, which involves having to completely disassemble it, soak it in vinegar, clean it, and then reassembling it. It's so annoying so just make sure it's dry! It will get wet eventually due to normal use, but you're supposed to clean it regularly anyway.

[@lucianafernandes6308]

The fact that you have told the process for cleaning the machine for when William inevitable ignores your advice of drying the brew chamber before assembling is very good. I'm sure it will be pretty handy.

[@Idiomatick]

@@lucianafernandes6308 Though will will use an ultrasonic cleaner which will save hella time over vinegar and effort.

[@bbkiki8480]

I didn't know hotels had engineers? What other things do you regularly fix?

[@spartenz14]

@bbkiki8480 I mean I call myself an engineer cause it makes me feel better, but I'm really just a maintenance person. My title technically is Chief engineer but I think that's just a holdover from back in the old days. But I fix everything from simple holes in the wall to advanced stuff like high voltage air conditioners and other building facilities

[@juliaalvarez7849]

⁠@@spartenz14in my non engineer opinion that makes you a chief engineer and you should hold that title with engineering pride

[@djtreq]

13:55 3 straws 1 cup

[@rylenstuffsv2]

It was a bowl but good enough!! xD

[@this7580]

The awful lighting made it look exactly like one of those videos

[@benjisplat2]

This video is sooo getting de-monetized. Plus has brought up some feelings in me I didn't know I had...

[@bwood6337]

We could put that on the site with people getting sucked into lathes!

[@Robbedoes2]

You have a painting called 'de aardappeleters'

[@AnimatorsatWork]

Everytime William uploads a video I have no idea what he is doing on his land. He seems to always be trying to move the shipping containers, Kevin is too busy because he’s gaming, and William is covering it up by saying he’s “farming.” Is it a conspiracy? Idk I just like watching him mess around.

[@kiloftd]

he's rebuilding taylor dunns obviously

[@pandeomonia]

I'm always confused what Kevin's up to. Did he kill off The Backyard Scientist and sell his house in Florida?

[@arc8642]

interdimensional teleporter in his basement.

[@LEX.IBA333]

But also, it looks like there is some organization taking place. I don't remember seeing that gravel pit and the containers in that set up before

[@Sherwin657]

Post about it on the milf group

[@jensonvermeulen1704]

Hey big Willy, a plumber here, you might want to shut off the water main before cutting into your lines next time😂 If you really do not have any shutoff valves anywhere maybe thats a future project? thats a handy feature for if you ever have a free shower from your walls in the middle of the night

[@Idiomatick]

I am always impressed when I find houses with no shutoff.

[@JohnWatkinsUK]

I think Big Willy has previously demonstrated that opening and closing valves is not within his current capabilities.

[@JGuraan]

He can always just excavate the water main (again) to shut off pressure to the house

[@VNdoug]

Do people even build houses with no water shut off in the US? One burst pipe could destroy the entire house.

[@orijimi]

​@@VNdougGenerally, no. But water meters can be so neglected that their shutoffs can stop working, or the knob can be so seized that succeeding in turning it could very well break it off. After that, a large portion of shutoffs in the actual house are fricking gate valves that practically never work completely, if at all.

[@magnusengeseth5060]

Please strap yourself into the seat when 2-3 wheeling with the tractor, that way you at least won't fall out of and be crushed by it if it tips over.

[@RetroSaurian]

Certified forktruck driver moment. We are cool because we actually pay attention to those safety videos!

[@whimbur]

Is this a common enough occurrence when using a tractor that it requires this knowledge? genuine question lol

[@magnusengeseth5060]

@ I know it from when I got my forklift licence, and started to take it very serious after almost tipping over with the forklift once when I turned 90 degrees a bit too quickly.

[@50potatoes]

@@whimbur yes

[@miket8909]

Hows he going to jump away from the fall then? 😂

[@worawatli8952]

13:30 That milk powder mixed spilled inside the explained why cockroach like to live in these automatic coffee machine. I had bad flashback seeing those at my first job. Just saying that you need to clean it everyday, or it's gonna be roach house pretty quickly. These are much nicer than pod machine or drip machine that just cook coffee to burnt.

[@joshward7009]

Drip doesn't burn the coffee unless you don't turn the hot plate off when the coffee finishes

[@thecrazyfarmboy]

Yeah I was gonna say how could a drip machine burn coffee when it's just boiling water slowly running through the coffee grounds? Water never gets above 100°C at atmospheric pressure, you'd need a pressurized system to get it any hotter

[@joshward7009]

@@thecrazyfarmboy funny enough boiling water poured over coffee could lead to a "burnt" taste, but drip coffee makers pump the water back through the cold water reservoir before it reaches the grounds, making it around 180-ish F

[@PatrolBoat-Riverine-Streetgang]

Need to clean it every day? I'm out.

[@worawatli8952]

@@PatrolBoat-Riverine-Streetgang It's less mess than people doing manual espresso if you have more than 10 people using it. But as a home unit, this is more hassle than semi-auto or manual one. lol

[@stephen2224]

Willy the type of dude to plant sunflowers to harvest solar energy

[@RJAwesomeCat7]

Crazy Dave vibes

[@mrzozelowh]

Plants Vs. Zombies was a psyop

[@yeahenny2112]

That literally is harvesting solar energy…

[@TreesPlease42]

Actually works good for mining trace elements too

[@otterdog97]

The juxtaposition of William on three wheels while wearing an OSHA approved shirt 😂

[@matz4k]

These full-auto coffee machines are the main reason I wanted a machine with a portafilter. The beans get static when grinded, stick everywhere and start molding. I worked in gastro where you have to clean them daily and I clean my parents machine whenever visiting. Lets just say if you have not opend and cleaned your machine within the last 6 month *there* *will* *be* *mold* . And flushing does not do sh*t.

[@PNWMan]

Yes i've dealt with one of these coffee makers before, and it grows mold inside of it if you do not clean it regularly enough. Super important for avoiding that fungi-flavor. It should have a cleaning cycle too that requires tablets , so that should also be run frequently.

[@psychic_wolf]

Underrated comment. I use a french press because I'm obsessed with keeping everything that touches my coffee clean. Seeing Will's coffee machine was traumatic for me.

[@matz4k]

@@psychic_wolf french press, pour over, mocca pot, aeropress, portafilter etc. all great options! The ultimate clean setup also needs a handgrinder for zero retention, but thats a bit too far for my daily. I would still recommend one just for the experience.

[@vladzatoloka]

"Last time I broke my container corner lifter movers, and it's not because I'm a shitty engineer, it's because I'm a shitty welder"

[@mikamekaze]

Find yourself the kind of friends that would drink hot chocolate coffee off the ground with you any day. That's real friendship.

[@timmydeee]

BFF!

[@PhotoshopShopCS6]

My favourite hoarder has returned!

[@eljaibas16]

Bruh 😂

[@TomatoestDuck]

I miss you CS6 😕

[@DEAD_BEEF]

I feel stupid for just realizing this now, but the fact all of his videos have an A and B plot is absolutely amazing. Also do we all have a friend who buys everything they need (and don't need) from govdeals?

[@floorent94]

bro sometimes they even have C and D plots

[@VoltisArt]

Also ADD here. There's always at least a B plot, even without recording.

[@thetree1994]

Personally I prefer A or B plots but C and D plots are nice too.

[@user-nj1qc7uc9c]

i noticed this a couple videos back no fucking way i'd waste 2 minutes watching a guy move a shipping container or fix a coffee machine but weave them together and suddenly im watching on the edge of my seat for 15

[@Heroo01]

@@user-nj1qc7uc9c 15 what

[@thehumancondition5764]

9:50 i like when bigger creators send merch to small and struggling creators. Big love to NileRed

[@Siphonife]

We all struggle with our mental health. smh

[@Heroo01]

what? that would be scummy as shit if anyone actually did that. "hey I see you're struggling on youtube, so would you mind also advertising my channel with my merch?" like what? why would that make any sense?

[@clashtwo5066]

@@Heroo01 what if people dont know who tf the “bigger” creator is lol

[@Heroo01]

@ then they're both bad at determining what the audience is interested in

[@Smelvin42o]

This is Clarkson’s farm without the top gear money 😂🔥

[@penitentman7139]

All I could think of at the end was the old video where you made juice with a car. Thanks for the video, William. Congratulations on your successfully moved box

[@choco1atech1p45]

As a dad and coffee snob, something about William wearing a Bluey shirt while "working" on an overly complex coffee maker at some undisclosed, yet clearly ungodly hour, is one of the funniest things ever.

[@hrafnkell_halldorsson]

I’m loving the none linear storytelling

[@Hawk7886]

It's linear, just broken up into multiple plotlines.

[@Capn_Cantankerous]

taking apart a coffee machine to understand how it works instead of reading a user manual is the most engineer thing ive ever seen.

[@TheeMrShtinker]

I don't get the ick from very many things, but watching you cut that hose under your sink, seeing your wet pop panel floor, seeing that machine make espresso with its old water that sits in its botulism tubes, seeing you drink the afterbirth of that first run, seeing it make the 2nd coffee and its initial squirt of coffee from the first cup making me think about if you don't have coffee for a week you will get that week old squirt, and then the 2-way, nay, 3-way sip of the gross machine water on the wet floor. I also gotta say though! You do inspire. I like to fix things up, but I find a lot of projects that leave me feeling like I need to call a professional, I'm just not researching hard enough, I'm not 3D printing parts even though I have a 3D printer, and I'm not doing the math. I'm going to try harder. And you did that.

[@Cockerham]

Farming!

[@noelvalenzarro]

That was many things.

[@Siphonife]

This comment was a roller coaster.

[@austist]

too goofy for ai to write. Farming!

[@TheeMrShtinker]

@@austist No AI here! I was grossed out!

[@devekpaid1039]

Super pleased you decided to grow sunflowers. Next you need to compost. To add organic matter into the sand to make it soil. Use your coffee grounds~

[@SEKCobra]

Damn causing a waterleak in your own kitchen on purpose. Twice. That is certainly a choice

[@VoltisArt]

Half the places I lived in L.A. had no shutoffs at sinks and the like. Had to either turn off the main (which you're not actually supposed to touch because that's supplier property) or work very fast. I don't know why builders thought that was okay.

[@SEKCobra]

@VoltisArt no wonder you guys have drought issues. I have a shutoff for my apartment and every single supplyline

[@VoltisArt]

@ I'm in Michigan now, but SoCal is a desert whether people waste water at home or not. Consumer usage is the last in the line and the smallest amount, after Nestle and other water monopolies, agriculture, municipal, industrial, and commercial use. All the nonsense about short showers, not watering grass, and chipping in that they push on consumers, is just a drop in a _very_ large bucket. Nestle alone could solve most of the water shortage problems in California. They pay pennies on the truckload and effectively own several water sources, thanks to a very old sweetheart contract made with the state, when things weren't as bad.

[@maia1860]

vegetables ❌ vegatibles ✅

[@rylenstuffsv2]

I knew something was off about the title!

[@Teagles216]

Its official this is the funniest youtube channel I am subscribed to. When I grow up I want to be Kevin and William

[@CYDeviant]

They are a wonderful couple aren't they? And their adopted little girl is the cutest, it almost looks like Kevin.

[@hexzie]

just 3 farmers slurping up floor coffee with a straw, that's the part of farming people never see.

[@SeanHodgins]

One day I want to be as happy as a William talking about the mechanics of a coffee machine.

[@KillSwitch31]

Having a shirt that says "OSHA Approved" while doing something not OSHA approved is truly big brain moment

[@Dandelion_Stitches]

I'm looking forward to the inevitable ants-in-the-powder-hopper followup video. :) Seriously though, this is fantastic, I love watching the process, thanks for sharing!

[@UlvenKvitravn]

3:17 Carry some strips of wood for jamming under the tires so you don't have to tow it out every time. Old trick I used for winters in New England with crappy vehicles, except I used steel plates for the weight in the back also.

[@TheYardninja]

His best bet is to just use the floor mats from one of his junker cars

[@UlvenKvitravn]

@TheYardninja ....wish I thought of that two decades ago lol

[@TheYardninja]

@ mud snow or wet leaves it helps

[@UlvenKvitravn]

Until it's frozen like wet wood can be, I imagine. I used steel plates because I could just drop them or hit them with a hammer to get all the ice off. I will say, they're not pleasant to handle lol.

[@RC_basher]

You should replace the front of the coffe machine with plexi-glass so that you can se inside easier

[@YassinElMohtadi]

Man !! those sunflowers will literally never see the light of day

[@Cockerham]

More like unflowers, amirite?

[@高碩亨-f5t]

I love watching a smart engineer with brain damage trying to complete something❤

[@NoobDude929]

fertile land❌ fertile sand✅

[@biffclifton]

Thanks for the video William Reverse Osmosis.

[@caterpuss]

Hey, I farm. Well, I Ranch, but not the dressing. My mom has actual brain damage. She doesn't farm anymore. But I'm medicated for ADHD etc. So I identify as brain damaged. Thanks for sharing the struggles of the average west coast farmer man. No one know the troubles, and you really show how we struggle.

[@thomasfloyd6714]

5:53 i shouldve commented on this last vid but shouldnt your bars coming off of the container meet to create a triangle instead of adding an extra piece to make a square? This would stregthing the entire assembly of iron coming off the container and in theory could be towed or maneuvered the same as a 40ft trailer.

[@jazzmuncher7375]

This makes sense to my mash potato brain

[@larrybanks1483]

Man, just saw your video of when the fire took your home. Thinking it was now cause of the fires going on there now. I was so relieved when it was over when I noticed that it was an old video. That was before I found your channel. It's great you came back even stronger. Keep up the great work y'all.

[@UpLateGeek]

Great job! I mean, aside from flooding the kitchen, and installing the machine on the floor, you did great!

[@MardukGodSlayer]

Didn't plant any crops, but planted the seeds of everlasting friendship by drinking floor coffee out of two straws at the same time. Beautiful

[@highcue]

you can buy weights and fittings for your tractor, but your way is a lot more entertaining

[@exportable]

>the content I want needs to make me happy >william clubhouse exists >will uploads >happy

[@connorknightly]

9:20 that's the chaos im here for!

[@worawatli8952]

Out of context with just audio is so weird. lol

[@Sieg670]

It went better than I expected.

[@elementneon]

That last shot, with the 3 straws, feels like it would be its own webpage in the early 2000's.

[@saawysorenson]

The single paper towel is such a John thing to do.

[@Wisconsin.pikachu]

Poor william must be so frustrated not being able to plant his seed for so long 😂😂

[@e2gosselin]

That seemed like the perfect time to put a shutoff valve on the RO line

[@greysonlivingston6520]

Hey big Willie, just a thought farmer to farmer, if you chain your container moving device to the three point hitch in the rear rather than the bucket there will be less leverage on the tractor and your center of gravity will be lower, hopefully keeping all four wheels on the ground. 🚜

[@andrewwetmore8609]

Or put the lifting chain over the back of the bucket to move the lifting point closer to the front axle.

[@sam123rocks]

Mr. Osman, I am waiting on that 3D file

[@souldawg]

Glad to see William is also a saveitforparts channel enjoyer!

[@Gatesphere]

Yo, you can ‘pick’ those tubular locks with a Bic pen and a lighter. You can buy a new one with keys at the hardware store once you get it out.

[@danieleal]

Just a video idea. Make a slot machine out of this coffee machine in the way that you never know what you're going to drink. You just pull a leaver and the machine will pull a random coffee

[@Hendlton]

Since Caretaker wasn't there to do it, I will... WIILLIIIIAAAAAAAM!

[@Train115]

You should adopt Michael and make him a farmhand. Michael Osman.

[@mrzozelowh]

I think you're supposed to farm during the day, Michael is a night goblin

[@thecrazyfarmboy]

Am farmer, can confirm. Night farming not good

[@jazzmuncher7375]

The turf farmers in my area are always night farming

[@pbplayerjim]

"there is no water shutoff". That doesn't SOUND right but I'll take your word for it.

[@AndreasPetersen1]

8:20 students and farmers have alot in common

[@gannas42]

Saveitforparts! Love the shirt!

[@jonostudios]

Loving your farmer series William, I mean tbh love all your content. I just got keyhole on my shoulder here in New Zealand and I’m spending most my free time re watching your vids, their so wholesome and down to earth. Keep it up man! Kia kaha, kia toa. Tell Backyard scientist it would be cool to see him make a makeup gun like the one Homer made in the Simpsons for Marge 😂

[@AutismoGamer]

Sand is perfect for vegetable roots and decorational grass. Plant native and feed butterflies that'll get eaten by dragonflies and hummingbirds

[@Your_average_builder]

You should make a sustromming farm next.

[@ChibiQilin]

Could always thought with a few small raised beds if the land isn't ready yet, dump in soil and plant trees, give it some shelters; would be great for early stage plants, and then replant them once they're bigger and the land is ready

[@dominicmillerca]

Your life seems so well organized and not chaotic at all.

[@RedRyan1]

A couple weeks ago I had a bunn crescendo coffee machine that I sold for $1k. I’m the coffee roaster where I work and the owners said we didn’t need it anymore. They were going to throw it out.

[@gnarlynarwhal380]

pro tip! deflate the tires to drive on sand love you man!

[@nathanielecheverria8458]

There needs to be a meme that says "no one knows im camera man john" or however it goes

[@NotNotGrumm]

"flip the beanhopper" is maybe one of the funniest statements and i can't figure out why

[@vibin_psilocybin]

I fucking love you guys.... I was cracking up the whole time and I'm 270 days sober, so it's real laughter. I can't wait to be an engineer

[@ataphelicopter5734]

Flipping my bean hopper to this rn William ❤️❤️

[@niros9667]

I love how insane you are William, I'm here for it all. You slurp that floor coffee king.

[@thomasfloyd6714]

2:00 You dont "need" a special pick for a tubular lock like that. It helps, and you can decode from some of the picks to cut a new key, but its not a need. Most are really easy to force open with a pen tube

[@slowestjabroni]

the incision under the sink was the most insane thing ive seen on this channel unhinged haahhahah

[@sonicgli]

So, why not just put wheels on the front of the container as well? God I love these vids 😂

[@charmio]

I particularly enjoyed the explanation of how the coffee machine works!

[@wumbojet]

William Osman went from a fun dumb project KZbinr to a "What is he even doing now?" KZbinr who also organizes a con for fun project youtubers. Huge upgrade imo.

[@elementneon]

Kevin not being a coffee drinker is one of the more surprising things i've heard on this channel

[@Partigrade]

6:28 The jazz music in the background is a nice touch.

[@iusetheforks]

My favorite farmers are the ones who haven’t grown anything yet

[@rylenstuffsv2]

Him drinking the coffee off a baby bottle is unhinge yet very hilarious. I'm just imagining them finding the nearest container cup and chose the baby's bottle xD

[@paulbrooks4395]

You're like my guy in Stardew Valley, too much work to farm, instead I'll just sell coffee and espresso.

[@Raccoondogbonsai]

*Bernie voice* I am once again asking William to get a native landscaper to give him an idea of where/what to plant some beautiful native plants

[@mandimarkwardt]

This is what I imagine the Rugrats grew up to be.

[@dakotanapoli8350]

Have you thought of trying out a spreader bar? It'll help keep the tension where you want it in the brackets for your container, were riggers for like cranes and moving heavy machinery and we use them to keep our slings and chains off the machine to prevent damage, and shackles work good too to make your picking chain move to the center of the load instead of locking it to a single link

[@berubespencer]

The background music, the equipment operating, the comedy, and the masterful camera work. Thank you for the great ******* start to our Saturday.

[@SuperStruct]

Thank you for the back2back farm uploads I really love this shit

[@connorknightly]

Thank you, Mr Pringle

[@evanwalters-noto9513]

this will always and forever be the superior farming show over that washed up top gear host in the UK

[@vasenkasi4846]

You caffeine addicts licking coffee off the floor is PEAK PERFORMANCE.

[@amselzephlyn7921]

I love how you didn’t use the opportunity to install a shut-off valve 😂 Also excited for the next video where you open another 100 packages of 3d printed “KZbin buddies”

[@juube94]

Have you considered instead of sand growing stuff in hydrophonics?

[@Sam-y5o6j]

Helpful advice is not sought.

[@Wes1262-x2k]

I wasnt ready for the super zoomed face intro. Cried a bit

[@calamusmaideneye9406]

If your drinking RO water its a good idea to add some electrolytes back into the water like ocean minerals or calcium and magnesium

[@LumenateTV]

the insane and chaotic energy in this video makes me so happy you got some amazing friends Mr. Osman.

[@editsbysouth]

“we gotta lift it! and move it! and i came up with a better plan, so it’s ac- oh yeah the gravel pits done. if we don’t plant anything in this video, i’m gonna be so upset.” *hard cut to lock picking with john* never change will

[@Theedoo]

absolutely in love with the coffee machine plotline. hope to see it built upon

[@NinjaIke]

Is it bad that these business expense write-off vids are unironically some of my favorite content from him? I dont care either way I'm enjoying myself.

[@lu5445]

You might wanna get your hands on some discarded logs and burry em where you plan to plant, maybe mix in some grass clippings/trimmings of bushes from some local landscapers into the dirt. Also look into “tierra prieta” black earth, indigenous people in brazil used to just toss their ash and burnt timber everywhere and found out that charcoal would make the soil ultra fertile by accident. Since your area just had some extensive fires going on, you might just be able to scoop up a truckload of charcoal for cheap. Just a thought, good luck with your farming.

[@hushpuppi3]

the little coffee machine plot was nice it had just a little bit of everything and a satisfying payoff, cool.

[@runed0s86]

Get a few dozen chip drops and plant some winecap mushrooms in it! They'll fix your soil and help the sunflowers grow!