Destroying The World To Save Cheesecake Factory | Chapo Trap House | Episode 262

White suburbanites would let the world burn if it means saving Cheesecake Factory and the rest of their terrible culture.
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[@thrownstair]

This is why I like Chapo in a nutshell. Matt goes on an unhinged odyssey about efforts to preserve corporate monoculture and then ties it back into a Simpsons reference which illustrates his point very well.

[@fmac6441]

there is an episode of the Simpsons where exactly that happens, the rich part of the city separates from the poor.

[@uchidaoginome]

These kind of people think they're such "men apart" from Americans who's daddies or uncles simply didn't have the connections to get them internships in "those places" so they could get their highly paid, khaki-and-a-polo-shirt, middle management office jobs and grow beer bellied enough to become Rush Limbaugh's audience. They've gone so far to keep anyone not like them from having anything, they passed through to the other end of the wormhole where both extremes of North American monoculture meet again!

[@zehsackett6132]

​@@uchidaoginomewhat

[@CJ-vj7pm]

God damned waitress said "No problem" instead of "You're welcome", I want to speak with the manager

[@verdancyhime]

Matt Christman is everything my inner shouty contrarian grognard longs for me to become.

[@annoyedzebra6362]

this is literally the plot of a parks and recreation episode

[@selalewis9189]

Annoyed Zebra The class politics of Parks & Rec are grossly underexamined.

[@elijahz7019]

@@selalewis9189 parks and rec is actually. Pretty good show until Leslie gets actually able to do things

[@landryprichard6778]

I'm from the Mississippi Delta. This is the tale of countless small towns across the south.

[@stereosanctity78]

I actually work in Eagle's Landing...at a civil engineering company. I'm pretty sure my boss had a hand in this and my stomach is turning.

[@yurona5155]

I feel ya. Just to add some insult to injury: The name "Eagle's Landing" isn't just pure cringe on its face, it also perfectly encapsulates the pseudo-heritage LARPing these philistines love to engage in: Historically the oeconym 'Landing' exclusively relates to waterways and nobody would've ever used it in reference to birds "landing" anywhere. So even as a made-up name it is just embarassingly ahistorical nonsense and akin to an "I'm an idiot" sticker on the foreheads of the people who came up with it. I'm actually kinda surprised Matt didn't pick up on this...

[@blixer8384]

Your Owner A landing specifically refers to an area where goods or people are unloaded from a ship. Usually it’s some kind of port or dockyard.

[@mushroomspecial]

@@yurona5155 Hitler also vacationed at a spot known as "eagle's point".

[@EGFritz]

"your brain is a dog's brain"

[@sbp4215]

please. a dog would never be so cruel.

[@aarav3890]

One of my favorite Matt takes of all time

[@UsernameInvalidTHIS]

Matt is the smartest Chapo. Fite me

[@moneymandate]

This is the highest form of Karen ever reached

[@Shadowguy456234]

This isn't even the final form!

[@charlesrobb7984]

Damn, which one of you finally remembered you had a KZbin?

[@apuffin9545]

Absolutely prophetic

[@Chaturbate_Billy]

They try the same shit in California but splitting the state

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

>intelligent >racist Pick one

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

@James Kresnik No, racism is something that causes intense emotion in stupid people when they see someone different than them. It's not an emotion, it's something that causes it.

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

I would HIGHLY recommend reading all of Harlon Ellison's work. Dude hasn't written one bad story. Very cerebral, very experimental, very interesting and entertaining. Even when you want it to stop, you hate what you're reading, you can't help but read on...

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

This is a top Matt moment

[@jamas7376]

Eat the rich

[@kingofthemoon3063]

I’m sure they taste as bland as the garbage food they love.

[@thepoo1234]

Too high in cholesterol and saturated fats. It's better to use them as a fuel source.

[@yunglynda1326]

Fatten them up on overpriced cheesecake

[@fede2]

I love the line about how the left should take the anxieties of those whom Trump's demagoguery appeals to seriously, because we all know how much those Middle American philistines love their classical music and ceramic busts.

[@Confucius_76]

should we not take their anxieties seriously? should we just not even attempt to understand them?

[@fede2]

@@Confucius_76 Depends on what form that "understanding" takes place. Given that their anxieties tend to have a pretty noxious effect on other groups of people, we're in murky territory to say the least.

[@Confucius_76]

@@fede2 who are these other groups? What effect do these anxieties have on them?

[@fede2]

@@Confucius_76 What video are you watching? It's all there.

[@discountchocolate4577]

This reading series bit turned out to be _terrifyingly_ prescient.

[@thomasgiles2876]

"And you're just covering [another culture] in MSG..." [Uncle Roger has entered the chat]

[@azure5644]

13:33 I.Q. Jones was the name of an old black scientist who did public access television

[@treyebillups8602]

Still relevant

[@BNardolilli]

I've been getting recommendations to watch zoning committee hearings in Fulton County, and I'm wondering if this video has something to do with it

[@thomasgiles2876]

BTW, A Boy And His Dog is a public domain movie, its on Archive.org for download and KZbin for free: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYa6eq2Zf5aBm8k archive.org/details/ABoyAndHisDog1975FullHD

[@taylorborie]

The PF Changs Brussels Sprouts are pretty fuego.

[@quester09]

'waiter, there's raspberry sauce on my cheesecake'. 'no madame, that is blood' 'is it the blood of my enemies?' 'I will inquire of the chef, madame' Gordon Ramsay: fooking RAW!

[@RugbyRyan]

Isn’t that Savannah Georgia though? Because I’m from that area and there’s always movies being filmed down here

[@yunglynda1326]

Its all over GA even in Downtown ATL.

[@braedonpeluso6014]

‘Your brain is a dogs brain’

[@kevinstapp328]

msg is fine

[@markferguson3745]

In China , they're called " Green zones", - where the minority affluent can live isolated from the crime and suffering that prevails.It seems to be the plan for the States, as well, - as you also see the growing indifference towards anyone not previously part of the program.The callous disregard for human life cuts across all cultures and races,- no discrimination there.While humble bragging, and spouting all the PC BS , all the time, - of course. Absolutely agree that there's nothing within that culture worth saving.If it dosen't drive you to despair, you are part of the problem.

[@LarryPokeTrainer]

how could you complain about a fucking waffle house

[@jameslucena1020]

Easily if you're aren't trash.

[@Wildfan-sg3fh]

This is not anti white. It's anti suburban

[@jackjohnson2101]

You two sounded very much like Hillary in this one.

[@jameslucena1020]

Why would anyone want to pay taxes for a bunch of people who aim to harm you?

[@rikmichaels9233]

StLouis already did this without the excuses of food establishments but because of classic racism

[@Mynutshard]

Now they’d talk about how these people are misunderstood and we need to try and reach them