Yakuza 5 - QTE Fails Compilation

[@lovetrain2455]

That thumbnail is perfect

[@devilleon7]

+Love Train Thank you, I was having second thoughts about it, but with your comment I will keep it xD

[@gaminggoddess85]

+devilleon7 Yeah, Akiyama's laying there all like "bleeuuuhh im ded" so it's really funny and fitting.

[@devilleon7]

***** Haha, I see! Thank you for the feedback xD

[@frootloop3568]

I sleep

[@camocamel8217]

Akiyama is my spirit animal

[@Rogar_Rabalivax]

I love how the QTE from Aizawa´s last fight work. If you succeed at them, its basically Kiryu pushing out Aizawa out of the Tojo clan little by little, showing that his dream is getting farther and farther away, until he is basically out at the front door. But if you fail them its basically Aizawa pushing Kiryu away from the place he is suppose to protect, until the 17:50 QTE, where is Aizawa kicking kiryu away, while he is exiting triumphally from the main gates, showing that the place is basically his and Kiryu has no business staying there. I don´t know, sounds pretty obvious but i love how it can go full circle.

[@pyroferno4644]

Nice analysis

[@gianncmedina7805]

Someone also pointed out that its replicated again with Shishido in Gaiden. As Kiryu the Dragon pushes Shishido the Omi Lion out of the throne room of the Omi

[@hello_nishiki]

This is the same as the success

[@MaiiUnhallowed]

the place i used to be hehehehehehe

[@notori-ice]

5:27 Curry

[@Vuradisuravu]

4:38 lol

[@justarock9553]

When grandma is sick of getting run over by reindeers.

[@DerpySnake]

The attempted murder of Santa-San

[@gaidenhertuny2213]

My controller turned off at 9:02 and failed to do that QTE, lmao it was funny

[@Not_Claptrap]

I just didnt expect it. I put my controller down because it was a cutscene so I thought I didnt have to play right now

[@abzu235]

@@Not_Claptrap same

[@REDEEMERWOLF]

@@Not_Claptrap me too. I felt fucken cheated.

[@skullservant4417]

@@Not_Claptrap my one and only continue at the end of my playthrough cause I thought it was a cutscene 🤦‍♂️

[@jtw1056]

I had set my controller down at this part and I barely managed to grab my controller and do the QTE in time. Absolute dick move by the devs.

[@lancergt1000]

18:42 That QTE would've been way cooler if instead of insta-killing you it fades to white like when you succeed it, but the ending changes so that *SPOILER* when Haruka finds Kiryu he's already dead at the Tojo HQ

[@devilleon7]

+Nathanael Eugene That would be dark as hell, but I still don't mind them adding it as a bad ending, you'd have to restart the fight though!

[@kaks14]

devilleon7 Rip Thumbs

[@byron952]

nah just add a dark ending of Haruka getting a voice crack while singing and her career is gone

[@dudedogdawg8024]

@@byron952 lmao

[@markas_kasuyademomanisresp6516]

REST IN PICE: DRAGON OF DOJIMA (1988-2012)

[@tsugishosa838]

12:24 probably my favorite majima grunts ever That aaaachaaaaa gave me goosebumps

[@bentonic4998]

I like the way his tone immediately shifts if you succeed. He immediately shifts from "OUUURAORARARARAAA" to "huh? eh? ah." as he realizes saejima caught him out of the air and is about to slam him headfirst into the guardrail he just used for leverage

[@tbonevideos23]

And the winner of "longest single QTE" in Yakuza 5 goes toooo........ GORO MAJIMA! (.....as always....)

[@Skirish]

I got a good chuckle out of that comment :p

[@tbonevideos23]

Skirish Productions Then it was worth it!

[@boltthunder2061]

6:30 walked it off like a fucking champ

[@Roderickthegray]

15:10 oh shit that’s actually pretty dark, honestly that should be a game over QTE

[@Demented_Rubiks_Cube]

Akiyama_fucking_dies.mp4

[@velonian5154]

he uses his hand like a fucking noose

[@Darkfirewolf12]

Agreed that should have been a insta game over

[@hello_nishiki]

I always make my hp 1 and fail this on purpose to make it look like an insta kill

[@dani-mx1si]

Aizawa's final QTE is basically just like Ryuji's final QTE, you GOTTA press the QTE if you wanna win.

[@canteloupe3254]

0:34 I just realized Morinaga is making the grunt sounds that Aizawa uses, along with using his attack trail

[@MikeJr9284]

18:42 Aizawa has fulfilled his dream of surpassing the Dragon of Dojima.

[@magnitudefallout3944]

Ora Dojima No Ryu ni naru!

[@PAPride95]

My first time playing through the game, I wasn't expecting to have to do a QTE to hit Sawada's last pitch (9:02). It ended up being the only time I had to use a continue the whole play through. Seeing the "1" in the "Continues" category in the Results screen almost felt like a joke at my expense.

[@devilleon7]

+PAPride95 Ooh damn xD

[@PAPride95]

+devilleon7 I wasn't mad, I was more just... in disbelief. These games don't normally have QTEs during the pre-rendered cutscenes. Plus, getting hit by fucking cars doesn't give you an instant game over, but missing a baseball pitch does? I mean, to be fair, that moment is a huge emotional high point for Shinada's story, but still!

[@cokezero9254]

@@PAPride95 it was an important Yume moment

[@cooldudeachyut]

Yea it was completely unexpected but I reached my mouse in time lol.

[@xenoking1979]

FUCKING SAME THIS WAS THE ONLY GAME I HAD A CONTINUE IN AND I WAS SO MAD

[@doggu7398]

13:23 *SUPER S U C C*

[@Volt46]

18:42. Ouch! Throwback to RGG2. We need more QTEs like that where you actually lose a fight if you fail QTEs

[@devilleon7]

+Volt46 We also need QTE failures to deal more damage!

[@drew6874]

+devilleon7 Did you know Majima Goro did a Shadow Clone technique in his fight boss, despite the fact he's NOT a shinobi.

[@KazumaKuzuryu4162]

18:42 Imagine failing that on EX-HARD. Well, time to do the ENTIRE finale again!

[@cokezero9254]

​@@KazumaKuzuryu4162 kiwami car chase flashback

[@Demented_Rubiks_Cube]

Yakuza 0 spoiler It would have made sense if they did this at the end of the Shibusawa fight. It's the final boss, and it ends with Kiryu and Shibusawa punching eachother

[@jiiqzx__]

9:03 when that qte popped up i started screaming like hell

[@paranoidman15]

I like how the compilation made it look like Aizawa was still losing badly and had only 1 HP left after kicking kiryu's ass for 3 minutes.

[@brucewayne7037]

10:15 I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@TakoTrucker]

ok now im glad i played kiryu in that fight

[@Keeneye47_Wolfkeen]

You know, throughout this entire video, I kept saying one of two things 1. How did that NOT kill him? 2. Well.. That was both funny/amazing to see.

[@jackhazardous4008]

4:38 IDK why Santa getting hit by a car is so funny to me

[@austin8rr]

Love how in that one qte shinada just falls in and dies

[@vividlantern8854]

4:44 Holy shit he lived

[@UkyoTatsuya]

Saejima is like a brick wall, so he's fine

[@solidsnake479]

Nice video I always pick Kiryu on the Kiryu vs Saejima fight so I never knew he had a blank face lol it looked funny. I still find it weird why they made qte damage so small compared to yakuza 3 where I actually worried not to fail qtes especially Mines fight where he takes off like 70% health if you fail all of them.

[@devilleon7]

+solidsnake479 Yes, exactly, I think they need to go back to making the QTE failures having more damage, especially since a lot of them are painful!

[@joeloyo4920]

10:37 THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE :P

[@Gamerdude854]

They give you so much time to react that missing is probably a rarity

[@ethanedwards3357]

Not on Legend, because on that difficulty they don't give a lot of time to react. Even in Yakuza 0, I missed some of Majima's QTEs. (I missed Kashiwagi's, Awano's, and Lao Gui's first QTE)

[@auhs6240]

@@ethanedwards3357 poor majima getting hit by Awanos god punch

[@CumaruNaegiXD]

18:41 RIP

[@assassingamer5983]

Honestly failing the qte for aizawa makes him look like the protaginist

[@SylarGKIW]

8:28 I thought he would hit in the cucumber and two eggs 10:48 O_O They actually have a QTE that finally means "Game Over"?! Holy moly...

[@Zyrikun]

5 years late but, Yakuza 2 has a final QTE that insta-kills you.

[@frootloop3568]

@@Zyrikun kiryu got shot at the end too

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

This must've taken forever. Good job on this!

[@devilleon7]

+SolarFox77 Thank you! :D

[@Skirish]

+devilleon7 Yeah seriously good work man I can see how long it'd take to just reload save time and time again, amazing you have that patience :)

[@devilleon7]

+Skirish Productions Oh hey :D Good to see you commenting, haha :D I appreciate your words ^^

[@EliTheGleason]

Damn, they won't let Harkuka fight, drink, or take out hostesses, and now they won't even let her get hit by a car.

[@radical_larry6864]

You would LOVE Yakuza 6

[@CS-om3kj]

@@radical_larry6864 lmao nooo

[@zizoplays334]

18:40 The only QTE in the entire game where getting hit by someone would deal a whole lot of damage instead of two bits of damage Yes i know its an insta-death QTE

[@madetofail6794]

18:35 Imagine playing on legend difficult, you would have do all of this from the beginning

[@KurohyoShinso]

this hurts my soul to watch

[@tahseenkhan3629]

Qte failure noises are the noise your soul makes when you fail something in real life

[@CoderSV3]

10:56 I lost Shinada because my game was lagging BADLY and my controller disconnected. LOL

[@XellosDarkSlayer]

Awesome compilation! 3:06 - aren't there another QTE where Kazuma punched a guy who tried to shot him? Or you can't fail that one? And damn...Saejima got some pretty bad luck with cars....and Shinada got bad luck with everythingXD My personal favorites is when Shinada's ally throw a ball at him while some guys hold him(nice help pal) and of course Akiyama and wrecking ball(just put a cartoon sound there and it will be perfect)XD

[@devilleon7]

+XellosDarkSlayer That QTE you were speaking of just loops until you get it right, which is why I didn't include it.

[@tentayeprimo6674]

7 years late, but it's almost a bit more cinematic seeing an already injured Kiryu get his ass kicked by Aizawa but still continuing to fight.

[@協420]

Shinada missing the ball looked so sad

[@sp3dweed673]

I failed shinadas qte at 9:03 because i didn't expect there to be A QTE IN A CUTSCENE

[@tbonevideos23]

Aizawa's heat kinda reminds me of Kiryu's heat in yakuza 0 when using the secret style

[@Roderickthegray]

They both have nice color don't they?

[@tbonevideos23]

Yeah they do I hope we get to see something similar in future games

[@QuickTimeFailure]

Dammit, I was working on a Yakuza 5 QTE video! This is great though, I love this. Thanks for the awesome vid!

[@devilleon7]

+QuickTimeFailure Don't let my video stop you, go ahead and do it!

[@DancingProduce]

shoulda titled this "daijoubu-ka?"

[@GuyWhoLikesJazzmirsContent]

0:59 bro died from a falling air conditioner

[@leonelbertol751]

11:00 and shinada died in a river of shit

[@heartbeat7939]

5:30 that was an entire wrecking ball. That should be an insta ko.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Mmm, I think Zero's QTE fails are still more brutal, if only for the one with -Lee- Lao Gui squishing in Majima's good eye. That's just ouch. It is kinda hard seeing Saejima get turned into a hood ornament multiple times though. That PoV shot of Kanai at 5:11 and 5:57 is really scary. I didn't know if you failed the QTE at 10:57 you'd get an instant game over. That's pretty shocking. I figured the final Aizawa one would be a game over though. It's crazy that half this video's length is just from the final chapter.

[@devilleon7]

+gaminggoddess85 My thoughts exactly! I think 0's QTE failures are more brutal as well. By the way, I think you mean Lao Gui and not Lee xD As for the QTE at 10:57, I was surprised as well, it's just so dark :S And yeah, over half of this video is from the final part xD

[@gaminggoddess85]

+devilleon7 Yeah I meant Lao Gui. I was thinking of Lee almost stabbing out his eye in the fight intro, whoops.

[@rayman17578]

11:01 This one is insanely hard

[@danhyang6881]

"Inhuman" That is what i'd use to describe anyone who survive these situations, lol

[@magnitudefallout3944]

The Baseball QTE fail should have just give a different dialogue, not fckin "Oh god I missed, my life is over now" scene

[@william.9210]

just realised aizawa's suit is just kido's one

[@sebastianmendoza8707]

9:06 THAT'S A GAME OVER?!

[@goldensus7778]

This video is the perfect depiction of falling flat 😂😂😂

[@kilianfirebolt]

10:56 i didint do this qte the first time i saw it because i wanted to see what happens

[@BaruGaming]

Oof Shinada got yeeted into the sewer 🤣🤣

[@Skirish]

Still remember how you got punched in the face when you first fought Aizawa back in the Japanese version, good memories XD

[@crazybroccoli2350]

5:30 cartoony ahh qte

[@LennoxParsec]

IIRC, only Ryuji and Aizawa can insta-kill you If you fail the last QTE.

[@ChildofYHWH777]

My favorite part was when the game went brrrrr

[@rextx6313]

16:02 music sync lol.

[@mazensoliman250]

Kiryu's lost his touch

[@協420]

nah but basically all of these would happen to me

[@theeditorofdojima3055]

Long time no see glad you're back

[@devilleon7]

+Abda3at_uae88 Thank you

[@theeditorofdojima3055]

+devilleon7 you're welcome

[@markas_kasuyademomanisresp6516]

Me when i gain on the final ultimate essence [Snake]: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *USE THE 999% OF SNAKE POWERFUL PUNCHES TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON*

[@協420]

literal time capsule of comments

[@ako643]

even in fails it's sick !

[@djoshawott2850]

Must be a bit "fuck you" for the 3 times the game ends on Legend if you fail.

[@TakoTrucker]

what if you fail the incredibly long qte at the end of the tojo clan fight

[@rainysunday9664]

It just keeps repeating

[@KawkawPaw]

11:00 😨

[@thunderpop20]

I cut the needel

[@ZRXIQQ]

akiyama is ded

[@neon_844]

0:52 wtf i never got that qte

[@magapa2696]

nice vid)

[@mangopie7602]

essence of ow

[@PelelaXd]

damn, for me it's painful to watch XD

[@人生巻き戻せない忌子先輩]

夢をかなえられない者達

[@Killer7-]

How many times do you replay these games? How long does it take you to beat them? All Yakuza usually take me less than a day, except 5 and 0. 0 took me 4 days, but in the game time, 23 hours. 5 takes me two weeks, and I'm usually in 30-40 hour range with that. All the others less than 20 hours. My fastest was when I got RGG1&2HD, and I got it on a Saturday. I beat RGG1HD the next day.

[@devilleon7]

+さん桐生 I replay them as many times as it takes for them to bore me xD And it depends I guess, I never really count my play-time during a playthrough. Sometimes I play for fun, sometimes I speed run to record some things, like the QTE fails in this video. I guess 5 took me around 15-20 hours during this playthrough?

[@Killer7-]

devilleon7 Yes, I do understand. I do enjoy the games most of the time. But, Yakuza, I never got bored of any of the games, love them way to much! Except when you completed everything 100% and there's nothing to do... *coughs* Zero! I love it but, nothing to do :p

[@devilleon7]

Yep, exactly.

[@Killer7-]

devilleon7 Btw, the thumbnail XD

[@devilleon7]

I'm glad you like it! Haha xD

[@markas_kasuyademomanisresp6516]

2:29

[@taithai7369]

QTE fail yakuza ishin start this

[@rurikki5350]

The resetting QTEs thing is so stupid, and having it go through even if you fail it. Why even have it then?

[@ethanedwards3357]

It's only for the first one that loops until you get it right. And even still, the ones that still loop after that, you still take damage, and can even die from them.