This Is How I BROKE This Character in Vampire Survivors

[@ohnoezitsjoez]

After careful analysis of Dex's VS videos, I have concluded they are made of the following: 30% Wiener jokes 30% Ball jokes 20% Giggling at those wiener and ball jokes (RIP grandpa) 15% BOOGALOO OF ILLUUUUUSIONS 5% the game

[@critterthing9433]

Oh my gosh... the thing with the grandma and puppet killed me. couldn't stop laughing.

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

Where was that in the video? Can you give a timestamp?

[@rarogoff]

@@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 14:44 start of long bone joke.

[@Lystr0saur]

Not gonna lie, this is exactly what I needed on an otherwise rather melancholic day. Haven't laughed this much by myself in years. Thanks, Dex :)

[@SouperBaked]

lmao Dex. Idk where you were goin with that Grandpa bit, but I was cracking up. Sorry for mentioning it again haha

[@julianusiv]

Bones start to clump up Dex: "Ich kann so nicht arbeiten!"

[@IDESTROYER236]

Did you know? The bone talk at 14:44 lasts exactly one minute, that's the maximum length for a KZbin clip.

[@jcdenton7564]

blackmailing time

[@Arcticanine]

Shorts is a really good idea, especially to spread a channel.

[@Arcticanine]

Shorts is a really good idea, especially to spread a channel.

[@Arcticanine]

Great to see you still making videos from this game. VS has a lot of potential, through the same weapons and I feel like most players would get bored of doing the same weapon but different build again and again. Edit: 19:25 Haha, yeah who would ask something like that...

[@the_luckiest_charm]

"Boning Vampire Survivor until it breaks"™

[@420THETANK]

This is probably the most wholesome video I've ever seen. LIFE CHANGING.

[@thibaud1330]

Hey Dex, good video as always !! Funny how the bone(r)s surprisingly formed the balls here huh On another note, you might want to check out Soulstone survivor again because the last update changed a lot of stuff

[@Razredge]

I might be wrong, but I'm sure what causes the bones to go bonkers is speed. At a certain point its speed is enough that it would cross the screen and go way beyond "the border", and this causes the bounce logic to go haywire. The bone can't leave the screen area as it has to bounce before the edge, but no matter what direction it "chooses" the bone would always leave the screen, this causes it to bounce in place indefinitely.

[@420THETANK]

Everyone spam comment positive things so the algorithm doesn't destroy him for that joke lmao

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

*AMAZING VIDEO, I LOVED IT, OUTSTANDING EDITING AND HUMOR GAMING. COOL FUNNY. GREATLY WONDERFUL ENTERTAINING VIDEO THAT I LIKED VERY MUCH. THE WHOLE WORLD LOVE, GENIUS BEAUTIFUL ART. IT'S THE BEST LOL, LMAO, HE'S SO GOOD. YES TO THIS PERFECT CONTENT. SO SKILLFUL SKILLS, FUN CHALLENGES, INSPIRATIONAL AND I AM INSPIRED, SO HAPPY. DEX SAVED MY LIFE. THIS CHANNEL IS CRAZY, I SUBSCRIBED 6 TIMES. I SHARE LIKE THE VIDEO BELL. WOW!* I believe I did my part in this community, but I think I missed the joke, where was it exactly? Edit: *OMG THANKS SO MUCH I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES IN MY LIFE. YOU MADE MY DAY! SUCH A WHOLESOME COMMUNITY!*

[@Speedy6617]

Sitting here 43 yrs old and giggeling like a 12 yr old. Lol. Thnx Dex

[@feckneddy]

I'm laughing so loudly ...thanks Dex .

[@RichardK.Maxwell]

I came here for the intellectual repartee, with Dex, about how awesome the Bone is and I was not disappointed.

[@clemverpomtato]

bro said "we got boned" after dying bruh i'm dead 💀💀💀

[@mykelyk]

The problem is likely the speed. With high enough speed the ball are just teleporting from one side of the screen to the other, creating the balls.

[@demonblood8841]

Should of broke your bone in the bone zone just coz it's funny lol great stuff as always

[@KeyvanHedayati]

Hey Dex be careful about your jokes, 3 of the creators that I'm following have had their videos removed or demonetized, channels deleted without having any forbidden content. Seems like once the algorithm decides you've done something wrong there is escaping from that.

[@certainlynotmalo1.0.0]

I honestly think Dex is immune to this. Ok, at least i hope so... But really, there was wayyyy worse stuff already and nothing happened. As long as people aren't complaining too much, it should be ok. It would really be a shame otherwise! Ps.: Dex, a true man of culture. Edging your partner really is fun, especially if rope or handcuffs are involved... Efficient edging isn't possible without them. "Komm Alter, jetzt komm!" After talking about edging...😂 Intended? Btw, partly right, old mans have pretty long scrotums. You can even buy small tables with a suction cap for your balls that they don't toch the water if youre sitting on the toilet. No joke. The suction cap is obviously not for the balls, but for fixating it in the toilet.

[@DaedalusRaistlin]

Still enjoying "BOOGALOO OF ILLUSIONS ", I don't think it will ever get old. So many boner jokes in this one, love it.

[@IDESTROYER236]

Grandpa using his third leg as a crutch.

[@qpjlygujlkOo]

this jokes man... it was hilarious, love you))

[@gogopogo1]

LOOOOOOOOL DEX I DID IT ON FIRST TRY!!! I beat inverted hyper lake foscari with mortaccio and no other weapon than bone (and wicked season as first arcana)!!! I listened to my own advice, took as little +area as possible and... I did it lul! I will admit that I "cheated" a bit (aka I took mad groove as second arcana AND starting around minute 28, I pretty much was keeping every enemy frozen 100% of the time) but still, I did it eheheh! Reached level 421, almost 200k enemies killed! I even took 3 screenshots if you want to see eheheheh!!!

[@DigitalVDisk]

The Bone(r)s were truly ballin

[@chrismims6814]

the bone clumps as you call them are were they are so big they get stuck on the enemies at and off the edge of the screen they just keep hitting them and get stuck

[@bosch5303]

Love it how you dont reexplain the same information at the beginning of each vid

[@Arcticanine]

14:44-15:46 16:01-16:29 16:33-17:09 [Mostly context] 20:17-20:21 21:00-21:22 22:25-22:38

[@esatgursoy7076]

I did it before. I don't exactly remember items but I only took speed manually on limit break after I reached the amount limit. There is absolutely no need for area after a certain point

[@Silver_Sage663]

Much as I enjoyed this, when are we getting Sigam La Borra? 14:51 goddammit Dex.

[@brandoncook8083]

Great content Mr. Dex! I have watched many of them now and have learned quite a lot from them. However, I still cannot get the Lv80 evo for Mr. Bones. Is there a specific set of criteria to mae it happen? Thank you again for the great vids and your humor is also quite contageous! Cheers!

[@DexTag]

You need to get the relic that allows you to evolve him. Same for every of those chars

[@MisogynyMan]

If it was possible to set the random-picker to prioritize Might when limit breaking, maybe it could have worked. Another option is replacing sanctuary with explosions, since you don't need that attack speed anyway to hit maximum boner.

[@ashtonlawley6289]

Dex always trying to break games🤣

[@caaaarlo]

Do you know if more arcana will be included in any dlc or update?

[@certainlynotmalo1.0.0]

Had Barbers adagio for strings playing in my mind as the lawnmower was active. Just beatiful, even the death came at the right moment. A comment that's not about jokes, in hope that it does something good.

[@Mike_W78]

Lots of boogaloo of innuendos

[@420THETANK]

I love this!

[@crisrody852]

Why he can see the map art? Is this moded?

[@AliceErishech]

It's two relics you can collect for the dlc maps.

[@crisrody852]

@@AliceErishech weird, never found them, and I have everything complete apparently. Time to do a full swipe around the maps I guess

[@AliceErishech]

@@crisrody852 I'm not sure what the requirements are myself. They might have been introduced in a recent update or they could just have some random requirement. Dex had the textured maps for quite awhile before the relics showed up for me.

[@AppledirtArchive]

​@@crisrody852 As of right now they're only on the beta. Idk of they're on the normal beta but when I switched to the New Engine beta I was able to get them. Lake Foscari and Mt. Moonspell have them but not Abyss Foscari

[@gogopogo1]

I feel like your chances would be better if you did not take ANY area upgrade.... If there's anything that might prevent the bone balls from happening it could be that! ...But I'll admit that I'm not 100% confident, it's a wild guess... (It does make SOME sense tho, doesn't it?)

[@mitcher074]

crazy run .

[@Your_Degenerate]

Excellent bone-us bone video.

[@cdchai]

Jars are too stronk.

[@johncenas8942]

Hey dex, do you know any good games like vampire survivors but are free and for mobile?

[@risingtoastcheesecake4730]

Is there a reason why this weapon doesn't show up in the collection? I would really like to read the description, but it seems like there just is none, even the Wiki just copied the one from the regular bone

[@galzamar5212]

Do the best build to kill infinite Reapers quickly.

[@fuzzypsychobear1523]

How are you leveling so fast?

[@monkeyd.gorill8025]

Mad title

[@raulsessa]

BIG BONE FUNNY ME LAUGHT

[@Elronhubbard1]

Hallo, Alter!😅 Best translation for me could be: Bro, really?

[@nntbot1187]

Dex I didn't know your bone was so big and strong 😳😳😳

[@gogopogo1]

I did have to manually pick EVERY limit break which was annoying but meh, whatever!

[@tschichpich]

The amount of stupid bone jokes. This video has to give you a lot of subs and new subscribtions

[@SpectoG]

turn of dmg it will help with bones

[@RemyBonnici]

ALWAYS risk it for the biscuit 😆

[@glebglub]

nobody: dex talking to himself: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYCcc6ywoNuVoqc

[@Arcticanine]

How do you link a video on a specific timestamp? Just wondering.

[@glebglub]

@@Arcticanine just add ?t= at the end of the video URL, followed by the number of seconds into the video it is, so for example if it's 1 minute 10 seconds that's ?t=70 or if you're on PC easiest way is to go to the point in the video you want, pause it, right click the video, "copy video url at current time". no idea why youtube hasn't added this ability in the mobile app forcing you to manually add ?t= yourself but once you know it exists it's just a quick maths

[@Kuelschrank2000]

not childfreindly I guess xD

[@michaeladen9704]

Rip grandma cause of death meat puppeting

[@harlekkindreitausend249]

👁️ ❤✌️☠️

[@kromlok]

👉👍

[@danielchernyavskiy8832]

I gotta get that Fortnite BattlePass

[@lorax2240]

1st HI Dex