Dexter Morgan VS Joe Goldberg is CLOSER than you think

[@CoylerProductions]

*"It's investigating, dark passengering time."* - Sexter Morgan

[@solo9601]

Dexter has a made a career of outsmarting and killing other dangerous killers, some far bigger and stronger than himself. Joe has spent his time killing defenceless women and old men. Joe would be one of those kills for Dexter that last only 1 episode.

[@YesMan7331]

Joe is legit the beta male version of Dexter. Dex no diffs

[@samadam9932]

100% joe is nothing compared to dexter.

[@MrPremium183]

Average dexter glazing. Joe killed far more dangerous people than dexter ever did.

[@jordanl1911]

exactly. Dexter would make quick work of Joe

[@MrPremium183]

@@solo9601 joe obliterates that overrated fodder

[@rhysoneill7399]

Its not even close. Dexter would kill joe inside one episode. Dexter forensic tech with h2h skills in bjj able to track other killers Vs nerd from a bookstore

[@michaelseifu3212]

For real. I was just having this argument with a friend and I said that Joe would be a one episode villain and dexter would get him while still trying to get at the villain of the season. Joe stands no chance whatsoever

[@patrickmurphy4809]

Remember dexter is a black belt in BJJ, idk if Joe also has any martial arts skills but in hand to hand combat dexter should always win

[@WildWest42777]

It’s never stated Dexter has a black belt in bjj, only that he knows advanced juijitsu

[@patrickmurphy4809]

@ ahh I just assumed he was black belt, regardless if he’s experienced at Jiu-Jitsu it will give him a major advantage

[@Stoicdexter]

@@WildWest42777they stated in the books and series multiple times Dexter has indeed trained martial arts and doakes mentioned him knowing advanced jiu jitsu being a black belt Dexter is also shown in the third season finale using judo against the skinner so yes it is confirmed he knows martial arts

[@jasontodd6779]

Joe one get caught by a woman who knows martial arts in season 2. Joe no match for Dexter.

[@vaginbob5153]

@@WildWest42777debra says he has a black belt in judo

[@YesMan7331]

Joe is like the beta male version of Dexter

[@eliscorner54]

sexter

[@YesMan7331]

@@eliscorner54Seggster vs. Handsome Jack who u got?

[@eliscorner54]

@@YesMan7331 i've never played borderlands. 1. Is it worth playing? and 2. What do you think?

[@YesMan7331]

@@eliscorner54 They’re both pretty good but I did get bored of them after awhile haha

[@mrexpose2790]

Dexter even out of his prime would take joe out in one episode lol

[@lindseystein9676]

After recently watching the original 8 seasons of Dexter, I don’t think he’s a sociopath at all. I think he was convinced/gaslit to believe he was by his adopted dad & his therapist.

[@eliscorner54]

interesting take

[@AngelloGomez-nh6cc]

Fax harry was the true villain of dexter if he just got his son help none of this would have happened

[@lindseystein9676]

He did get his son help, it was just with a really bad therapist. Idk maybe the therapist lady is worse. Watching the prequel, I’m starting to think she was the mastermind with Dexter, but Harry did go along with “the code,” if that was the case. I can’t remember which one came up with the code or if it was collaborative.

[@willow2069]

yes, dexter morgan isnt a psychopath. theres plenty of reasons why this is true. the biggest reason is his genuine love and care for deb and rita. psychopaths are incapable of feeling actual empathy, love and care for others. if they say they do its bc they love what they get from using the other person but dexter truly loved rita and deb

[@VictorNieves-u9y]

He’s a sociopath (Possibly autistic also) and had PTSD, and gaslit into believing he was a psychopath.

[@name4195]

Funnily enough both of there best durability feats come from car crashes. Dexter’s comes from his car crash in New Blood which has been calculated to 84,074 Joules, and that’s an out of prime Dexter that just walked it off. Joes comes from his car crash in season 1 which has been calculated to 17,690.6 Joules, and that knocked him out and gave him a concussion. So, Dexter could probably beat him with one punch in any physical fight. Joe only really has a chance when it’s a cat and mouse game like Dexter usually plays against the killers in his show. Which would be a fun season of Dexter: Resurrection.

[@SharousTheSecond2]

84 and 17 both seem outlandish, i don't think the fact that they got sent flying rather than being crushed got applied

[@RUDIBRAUN]

Cope. Those calc are wrong and using joules isn’t ideal when we could hardly see where they got hurt. For example if you get hit with 1000 Joules on your whole body you’d survive but if that was to happen on your head you’d probably die. Also the car absorbed most of the damage as always in car crashes

[@SharousTheSecond2]

@@RUDIBRAUN Joules is ideal, also even if you survive you'd still get multiple broken bones and people do factor in the energy requirements and such.

[@ryderchandler2183]

We always forget that Dexter had a family growing up Joe had no one, Joe is more compatible to the ice truck killer

[@LolitaFashionLover-lt1kk]

Even Brian Moser would beat Joe lol

[@jacobpinkney5590]

Its actually interesting the parallels. Dexter was gaslit into being a psychotic monster when really he dose have emotional depth. Joe is the exact opposite. Joe was gaslit that he was a good boy, a knight in shining armor but in reality as we see at the end of You s4 he's cold hearted with zero empathy unlike Dexter

[@GloteamImpact-qk3bo]

Just because Dexter is older doesn't make him any less dangerous, less capable, or weaker than Joe. On the contrary, as evidenced in New Blood, Dex is still pretty fit even in his fifties being able to run and hunt deer and fight while Joe often struggles with his fitness and running and is always out of breath. He has himself admitted that he hates running and is not fit. Joe's greatest asset really is just his mind and quick thinking when it comes to killing. I mean the guy couldn't even defend himself from somebody chopping off his finger and just let it happen not even resisting a bit while Dex would never allow that to happen and he certainly wouldn't get beat up to a bloody pulp by someone that's not even way stronger than him like Joe in season 2 when he got a whooping from that little boy's abusive father and did nothing but just let his face be a punching bag.

[@eliscorner54]

sexter morgan

[@memeymajesty9237]

Joe is also really dumb. He leaves behind so much evidence that it would be really easy for Dexter to track him down.

[@bleedingcrystal4722]

Joe has luck like no other. On the surface it looks like an easy win for Dexter but things have a way of always falling into place for Joe. My money is still on Dexter though

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

Dexter gets pretty lucky too, the fbi thinking doakes is the BHB, his sister letting him go with the other girl behind the curtain. He got lucky quinn said “self defense”. The one time that muscular dude escaped. Theres more

[@brohoho3660]

Dexter has put villans on table that will make this guy look like an ameature

[@samadam9932]

Dexter would destroy joe.. Joe fits the code and would end up on Dexter's table

[@justsomeguywithamustache2901]

Joe has stronger manipulation and dexter has better deduction

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

Honestly no Joe almost always deduces a lot of things about people and it right, Dexter is better at stalking, fighting, cleaning up a scene and obviously he’s better at forensics which helps him find said killers. Joe just goes after random people that have no clue someone is targeting them. Dexter goes after people who won’t hesitate to kill him. Joe fights 5’4 defenseless women most of the time

[@Obad87]

Dexter has almost everyone fooled that he is innocent. Joe constantly changing his address and name cuz he makes too many mistakes

[@justsomeguywithamustache2901]

@@Obad87 didn't dexter do that same thing in new blood and I'm sure he's gonna do the same thing in ressurection now that his secret is out

[@Obad87]

@justsomeguywithamustache2901 his kill count is over a hundred. He's been at it a very long time. We don't know what will happen next.

[@Gamfluent]

Except all that doesn’t matter since Dexter is stronger

[@is0james83]

guys go straight to 5:37 with max volume its super funny i promise

[@hoopdawgz]

oliver saxon hate is always appreciated

[@eliscorner54]

killed my goat zach

[@enryalberti9929]

If anything the Joe Goldberg *from the end* of season 4 could be a seasonal antagonist, but until that point all Joe would be to Dexter is a one-episode antagonist.

[@eliscorner54]

@@enryalberti9929 it’s a shame season four of you sucks because it gives us prime Joe

[@enryalberti9929]

@eliscorner54 Really curious to see how he'll operate in season 5 now that he's fully honest with himself of his nature. I hope the writers don't mess it up.

[@damianstarks3338]

Perfect match up between these two iconic tv serial killers

[@LiterallyRomanBruh]

Finally, someone who actually states Joe feats without absolutely overglazing them

[@eliscorner54]

@@LiterallyRomanBruh 🫡

[@LetsCrashThisParade]

Great stuff man! Love me some Dexter content... Imo being a fan boy i think Dexter reigns supreme over Joe but i agree rhat theyre a lot more similiar and closely related/capable than a lot of Dexter fans want to admit lol

[@eliscorner54]

@@LetsCrashThisParade Thank you! I like Dexter more than Joe, but I’m still tired of people downplaying Joe.

[@rainbow_doglover8301]

I don't think Dexter would consider Peach to fit the code, even if he was bending the rules. I think Dexter gives himself more leeway than he does to other killers.

[@anthonyf616]

No it ain't 💀

[@eliscorner54]

@@anthonyf616 bro didn’t watch the whole video 💀

[@anthonyf616]

@eliscorner54 give me 5 business days, okay?

[@Killerbx10]

@@eliscorner54he didn’t need to 😂

[@chris-ru9og]

wouldnt be close at all. joe is literally just a guy. L click bait

[@eliscorner54]

@@chris-ru9og Dexter is also literally just a guy. L comment.

[@chris-ru9og]

@ Trained fighter with a medical degree & a forensic background vs delusional book store cashier. You might be the densest man on earth. Good job

[@eliscorner54]

@@chris-ru9og Downplaying Joe’s feats is wild. Also, Dexter gets his was handed to him all the time, so even if he’s a “skilled fighter” he can still be bested. Have a compelling argument before you comment next time

[@chris-ru9og]

@@eliscorner54 His feats such as....? Manipulating a random blonde woman! Wow! Impressive! Try manipulating the entire state of Florida, specifically the entire Miami police department and getting away with 70+ murders. Dexter can be bested by guy that got put in a cage by a random blonde woman? The guy that scrambles to win every fight hes in? Joe is a literal delusional psychopath. Low functioning. Dexter is a high functioning sociopath. LOL. Try putting together a more compelling video before posting next time.

[@chris-ru9og]

@ Also, when does Dexter get his ass handed to him? Can't recall a fight he loses.

[@Arrowversedits]

IMO it’s extreme difficulty for both also Joe faught armed body guards in h2h and Cary Conrad a buff martial artist who sruvird an avalanche and for iq Joe can build mr mooneys cage by himself in 2 days which not even a high level inventor can do on paper

[@amirali31317]

Joe has gotten so overhated like homelander It's crazy

[@eliscorner54]

@@amirali31317 amen

[@OrangeToadGamer]

Never seen Dexter but even I know Joe is cooked in a confrontation with him, would genuinely love to see them interact in a hypothetical one day though

[@greezykeile]

Not sure if it was intentional(I would think it was) But I think you should’ve called it DEXTER Morgan vs Joe Goldberg is closer than YOU think. Just emphasizing how the titles of both shows are in the title of the video

[@eliscorner54]

@@greezykeile that would have been a good idea lmao

[@HamzaBhutto-1256]

Dexter Wins any Time

[@steenie986]

No idea who Joe Shekelberg is, so Sexter wins.

[@eliscorner54]

sexter morgan

[@SteveColescott01]

Joe is just more romantic (which we must consider a weakness)

[@Thomasfoolery69]

Joes not a through and through killer, from what i saw at least think inonly saw 2 or 3 seasons, but all his kills seem to be an after thought to cover something up or lashing out in emotion, all dexter thinks or cares about is killing and joe fits his code. Dexter win ez

[@eliscorner54]

@@Thomasfoolery69 watch season four.

[@Werewolf914]

I don't know Dexter seems to have more fighting experience and killing other Killers, in Season 5 he says he's killed 67 people and while I've not counted I'm sure by New Blood he's gotten at least close to 80 Kills, but they are both just dudes so Joe could win, he'd just have to be careful not to let Dex get close enough to use the needle It's hard not to be biased though because Dexter is one of my favorite shows and I loved You Season 1-2 but 3 I wasn't as into and 4 I struggled to watch after the first half I kind of gave up on it, maybe I'll give it another chance one day but that does mean I want to give it to Dex every time even though technically Joe could win depending on the scenario, and New Blood Dexter is a bit more sloppy from what I remember but I still think just given his experience with hunting and killing non stop he's probably got the advantage over Joe

[@SpiritualMain99]

It’s funny how peach was just like Joe and were both secretly fighting over Beck. Both shows have great writing 🔥

[@greycegordon1597]

Even Isaak couldn't get to Dexter. I doubt that Joe could

[@Stulzun]

I think you forget that Dexter has advanced ju jit su or some kung fu stuff, i guess that would gave him the advantage despite his age

[@eliscorner54]

Valid argument, however still talent in that field gets worse as you age so again, circumstances

[@Stulzun]

@@eliscorner54 yeah you got a point right there but i still think that if you were 20-30 years old fighting some 50years old former military or martial arts expert you would loose within 99% of times that you try to do it

[@samadam9932]

You ever giving it to joe doesn't make sense. And comparing it to the trinity killer is a joke. Dexter knows martial arts and was trained his entire life to kill. Joe kills women who don't want to be with him.. not even a comparison..

[@eliscorner54]

@@samadam9932 ok

[@sumeetdhoat6747]

I'm sure I can easily take on Joe in a fight and beat him but I would not want to fight Dexter. That sums who would win out of the two.

[@matthewgerman1618]

Miguel could get joe on his table 😭

[@CracklyIce]

Good video as usual

[@eliscorner54]

Glad you enjoyed

[@Cinarz22]

btw dexter is a fictional char in you universe

[@eliscorner54]

Yeah I know, but it’s still fun to put them against each other

[@Grumpynoob13]

That snow place town at dexter looks like life is strange true colors

[@jay-jayrobberts7533]

Joe is a great chracter but Dexter would fold him so fast its not even funny

[@nebulous8389]

Um no not close. Dexter has been trained by a homicide detective, knows advanced Jiu-jitsu, and has taken out much more dangerous killers than Joe. Dexter wouldn't have trouble with Peach like Joe did 😂........but maybe season 5 Joe might not be easy because he seemed almost like a super villain at the end of season 4 because of his new resources lol.... Dexter destroys Joe. I love the show "You" too but nah not close.

[@faulty_mp4]

Been saying this, Joe has far more impressive feats than Dexter and is more powerful

[@LolitaFashionLover-lt1kk]

What lol

[@alchemy77-n4i]

Joe looks like Luigi Mangione, I thought it was at first glance.

[@s0jenni]

That's like comparing god to the devil 😂

[@eliscorner54]

@@s0jenni what

[@stansmith8158]

i think if dexter was pursuing joe dexter get his as easily as he wanted . if joe was pursuing dexter he would have 50:50 chance

[@memmalatelmorganii7779]

I win’s lie season 4 Joe would beat prime dexter only because he married that one rich girl who now has resources around the entire globe as her dad knew about Joe’s history and everything so now that Joe has this I’m pretty sure he would win. But if it’s before that Dexter wins but that wouldn’t be prime joe

[@Spidey_Battleedits]

You should do Rick Sanchez vs Dexter Morgan

[@eliscorner54]

That would be unfair. Rick has way more advanced technology and could easily wipe out Dexter. Dexter is a show grounded in realism.

[@Spidey_Battleedits]

@@eliscorner54 Nahhhh I'm just kidding man. In a fight between Rick and Batman (Comics) though, who do you think would win in a death battle and what diff?

[@kratosraindos2753]

@@Spidey_Battleedits obviously batman what kind of stupid question is that batman absolutely mops

[@eliscorner54]

@@Spidey_Battleedits depends which comics we’re talking about. But probably Batman purely because DC refuses to let Batman win a fight 💀🙏

[@VictorNieves-u9y]

@@eliscorner54The weakest version of Batman is still Dexter’s superior.

[@jordanl1911]

Nothing personal, but you never really make much of a case as to why this would be close. They would also never pair up. Joe kills unlikeable people, but nor murderers exclusively like Dexter does. He teams up with Miguel BEFORE Miguel killed anyone and it was with an agreement that Harrys code would guide them both. Hannah...well she had an obvious advantage over Joe as far as influencing Dexter goes.....

[@eliscorner54]

thank you for the input, jordanl1911

[@hazygloww]

i disagree about comparing older dexter to the trinity killer and their relative ages. The kill count difference between dexter and trinity was much smaller (both in the hundreds btw) and their skills were way more comparable, where something like trinity being older was just enough of an edge for dexter to win against him. joe simply does not have that advantage. joe has only killed 18 people. that number is so insanely low compared to dexter that even if joe was 20 and dexter was 40-50, dexter has so much experience it would be impossible for such an amateur killer to take him down. i havent seen all of You because its not really the type of show i enjoy but ive seen a lot of summaries, and Joe is way too impulsive and unplanned of a killer to compare to someone as calculated as Dexter. Granted Dexter has his unplanned moments where things go wonky but its such a small percent of the time whereas Joe's muder history is almost full of accidents and luck and impulsive behavior

[@hazygloww]

I think the best way to look at it is, You could see Joe being a character in dexter, because he perfectly fits the bill of someone who would be in 2-4 episodes before being put on the table, whereas you'd never see someone like Dexter in You because of simply how much he would overshadow Joe

[@hazygloww]

Another thing is that i doubt Dexter would give Joe any leeway for Peach, yes he almost killed laguerta but Dexter's logic is he is constantly taking down other murderers, if someone is at risk of putting him behind bars he needs to stop them at any cost so he can carry out the code and rid the world of evil in a way. Dexter has killed serial killers with better excuses than Joe's reasoning to himself.

[@hazygloww]

not trying to argue btw I wrote a whole book sorry lol 💀 just think its an interesting discussion topic, good job on the video

[@eliscorner54]

@@hazygloww All valid points. I just think it is going to be a little closer than some people think it is. Like, Dexter is the better character in my opinion and has stronger feats, but Joe still shouldn't be downplayed.

[@hazygloww]

@@eliscorner54 Yeah that's reasonable, he is significantly more lucky for sure

[@xarenanotmyrealname4134]

I think the two would be too fascinated by each other to kill each other until they absolutely had to and I can see both looking for any excuse to not kill the other I can practically hear the two monologuing about the other in their heads in my head hell I can see a full on bromance here don't get me wrong I can see them hurting each other and when they have to being willing to kill each other just saying they'd need to be pushed there.

[@dinosaurkarma9460]

I didn't watch the video but just the thumbnail is extreme Joe glaze

[@eliscorner54]

@@dinosaurkarma9460 watch the video then.

[@kearas]

yet another W take. pretty much like you said in the video, i feel like it's heavily circumstantial when it comes to who'd win, it really depends on which season they'd catch each other in 🤷‍♀️ also yeah oliver sucks

[@eliscorner54]

@@kearas unimaginable glaze 😭🙏

[@kearas]

@@eliscorner54 you know it 🗣️

[@ghack8274]

its not close maybe by new blood dexter but never prime dexter

[@eliscorner54]

@@ghack8274 I said that

[@NedFlanders1040]

You give everyone too much credit, Dexter was a hypocrite a huge hypocrite laguerta wasn’t the first one also her finding out broke# 1 of code. Also Ron was a parol officer not in his prime

[@OmegaBackShot]

This Joe guy literally goes after defenseless women. Dexter goes after killers with years of experience. This is a 100 to zero no dif Dexter would win not even a question

[@eliscorner54]

@@OmegaBackShot ok

[@Popeyesqn]

Out of joes 18 kills, only 4 were women. 1 had a gun, and 1 was another serial killer who paralyzed him. Where did this misconception come from lol?

[@deathkage779]

​@@PopeyesqnDownplaying Joe that's where it came from.

[@BarryBlock81108]

Buddy clearly hasn’t seen YOU

[@eliscorner54]

@@Popeyesqn Yeah this. I don’t know WHY people assume Joe only goes after women?

[@hotcakez4814]

I under the comparisons but Joe isn’t a psychopath yea he’s narcissistic sometimes and has done bad shit but is isn’t considered a psychopath that’s why he is more charismatic cuz he know how to talk to people

[@assassinmel1367]

Watch season 4 and tell me how he isn’t a psychopath

[@hotcakez4814]

@ ok 👌…. He isn’t

[@NedFlanders1040]

My money is on Joe for the soul fact that Dexter is shown to be so intelligent yet he was dumping bodies in the same spot for years and is shocked when the bodies are found there for he’s an idiot

[@anthonyf616]

They were supposed to be deep enough that they wouldn't be found

[@cameronjosephvideos5942]

Um, the reason he dumped bodies in the same spot was because he thought nobody would find that spot. Why would he change his dumping ground if he thought it was a good one? Dexter, early series Dexter at least, gets away with it because he's smart. Joe gets away with it, usually because the writer has decided that all the cops are bone dead stupid.

[@NedFlanders1040]

@@cameronjosephvideos5942 that’s rich considering the fact that Miami metro is shown to be the most incompetent police precinct ever to exist hahaha

[@bythefireside4684]

Dexter wins this handedly

[@DB45000]

Joe would have got killed easily by the Trinity killer so not even close