Dexter "They're our women"

[@migueljalo9731]

I absolutely died watching this scene, haha.

[@moradi_mostafa]

his face 😂😂😂

[@GreatSpaceToaster]

This cracked me up on the rewatch, didn't even remember it the first time.

[@DanTasticEntertainment]

HAHA NICE! I've been waiting for someone to upload this scene!

[@decentsingersclub]

I think Elliot might’ve misunderstood that statement 💀

[@dvynal2964]

FOR REAL

[@PedroKaulino]

Sick bastard fucker! You just don’t go around fucking every marriage ass! So many single beauties in this world.. right!?

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I am not a serial killer nor anything like that but I relate with Dexter on how social awkward he is.

[@tisthejackster1]

sounds like something a serial killer would say

[@Elbowbanditest2003]

​@@tisthejackster1 it's the "nor anything like that" that makes me suspicious, perhaps he considers himself an artist instead.

[@lordaizen2684]

They’re OUR women hahaha.

[@chamoflag9630]

Also dexter:"I know how to fake human emotions"

[@dvynal2964]

Love how Elliot says this then tries moving in on Rita

[@timob1681]

White guy "neighborly" types being hypocrites seems pretty standard honestly

[@danielgaylu4322]

@@timob1681 white guys in prticular? who hurt you

[@02-Bones]

@@timob1681why are you making this a race thing? Go give back the phone you stole to type that

[@Sam-py9qq]

​@@danielgaylu4322 take a wild guess

[@TheChocoboRacer]

@@danielgaylu4322right? Christians are usually hypocrites too. I can't name a single christian I know who didn't have extramarital sex, despite their lord explicitly telling them not to do it

[@annaskacelova8840]

I am not american, but this livestyle is my true nightmare. When I watch these scenes I feel as if the serial killer was the only normal guy there :D

[@vucalurv362]

Supporters of non-American lifestyle, unite ! :D

[@huntingdemons9039]

Enjoy the poop water 💩

[@stonecoldsteveaustin2095]

Nigga, this is some upper class, elite shit. Trust me, no one likes this gay ass bullshit

[@uxgfreestyles6830]

This is how liberals think all white people live

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

As an American can you explain what about this lifestyle is "American"?

[@sokoshinbutsu6925]

If I didn't know who Dexter was I would've thought this was a gay guy trying to act straight

[@edwardhannah8507]

😆

[@DanielTheAssassin]

I mean... Michael C Hall does that in Six Feet Under

[@jojojojojojojo-vh6my]

Isn't he?

[@Driden]

Well, his marriage was a cover up at first

[@angadgrewal9324]

The gay harbour butcher

[@deolu1133]

the hand movement made this scene so funny for me

[@Logan-b4f]

When Dexter broke the neighbours lights I cheered!

[@BenAri18]

Meanwhile Elliot stealing Rita 2 episodes later 😂💀

[@StocktonCrushedd]

I can't believe that sergeant James H.W. Doakes was black

[@delilah2352]

Don't lie. I would remember selling him

[@nieraraqel]

WHAT? How long have you been sitting on this information?

[@Armand0333]

I can’t believe Walter was the gabagool butcher

[@FranciumBoron]

Dextuh, put ya LFI on the BHB away, Dextuh.

[@dededede9257]

ova here

[@whoinvitedthatguy6417]

this is hell

[@metalcovers9974]

This is the exact moment when sexter becomes the co-owner of all the women

[@boristheblade9496]

I can't believe Dexter was the Neighborhood Security Light Smasher

[@DEADtoRISE08]

Actually wild some communities are like this I mean I understand supporting each other but being nosy is going too far

[@MrPremium183]

Ah yes, the "good writing" of dexter

[@manofbeard]

This is why I don’t do male bonding.

[@dwapo-x1q]

What is male bonding Gay sex?

[@Melancholy308]

@@dwapo-x1q was that supposed to be funny or smth?

[@H.K.5]

I don’t bond with humans in general.

[@FranciumBoron]

Yeah. I don’t know many males in my life I'm attached to. Same for females, honestly. My sister is the only one I care for very much. I try to be a good bro for her.

[@siko5045]

​@@FranciumBoronDexter?

[@erikcastillo6278]

Dexter man

[@jnriqe]

mr morgan

[@VirtualBilly]

Never buy a home that comes with an HOA. Ever.

[@AlaskianTourist]

If this was 2025, those guys would be MAGA.