How to Ace Your Critical Care Interview

[@DGlaucomflecken]

Thank you all for watching my longest skit to date! A whole 2 minutes!

[@beerman1957]

That’s just your first rounds. There’s 12 more rounds.

[@cloud_catus8500]

Congrats! I really liked that it was a little bit longer 😊

[@marynametka1588]

Dont mess w perfection. Besides, masochism is most effective experienced over time 😪

[@dsturo]

Loving all your videos! Thank you!!

[@aliciashanks5239]

Loved every second! 😂

[@Phroggster]

The masochism, the work-release program, the gaslighting, the random Jonathan intubating... This short has *all* of the boxes checked, bravo!

[@gretchenbarron565]

Yeah, he rocked this one. Creative genius.

[@Persephone-t5b]

You forgot Tony from Maintenance! We love how hard he works too!

[@matthewbear-fortin8552]

Absolutely

[@tomato8888]

And now with Tony the maintenance guy😃😃😃

[@scoopitywoop]

Wait is the work release program real??

[@DoctorAzmain]

Shout-out to the Tonys and Jonathans keeping our global healthcare services afloat. Thank you for your service

[@한여21]

SERIOUSLY, maintenance/environmental service staff really really help the hospital keep running

[@nicolek5747]

This low key made my day.

[@bobbaganooch2843]

Larry from maintenance be like, “Human body is pretty much like an HVAC… what’s a D-Dimer?”

[@rumpeltyltskyn]

Proud to be a Tony!

[@evertree2133]

What about Dale??!!!

[@Vee017]

“Is that an ophthalmologist scribe intubating a patient?”, laughed out loud at that one. Jonathan does good work.

[@youreokay7888]

*fervent nod*

[@katmatally]

Good old Jonathan!

[@WhatChuSay]

Same 😂😂 I felt that!!… I’m a very loyal scribe

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

Loyal* scribe

[@HarryPotter-kd3bh]

Could someone explain this joke to me?

[@velvetrose12]

At this point I do the nod with Jonathan whenever he comes on-screen, lmao *ICONIC* ✨

[@plaggscamembert7465]

Same lol 😂

[@zarintasnim206]

Sameeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CosmicCatto]

Imma start doing that

[@nofarchen9691]

Yes exactly😂

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

*nods*

[@emmagal5659]

How to ace your critical care interview in 2022: Interviewer: Are you willing to work in the ICU? Candidate: Yes. Interviewer: You're hired.

[@a1105536]

This is definitely for the Nurse' edition

[@isaacandersen1]

I think they might start kidnapping people at this point.

[@Txcowboy80]

True af

[@tirsden]

"Can you see out of both eyes?" "Uh, well, one?" "Close enough. You start in... let's go with now."

[@cbl6520]

@@a1105536 Unless you’ve never worked the hospital. I’m a registered nurse and applied for acute care positions in the hospital when they were desperate for people and STILL got turned away, all because I worked in a nursing home and they don’t consider that “real nursing experience”. 🙄

[@subhajitdeysarkar9724]

I just love how Jonathan is this ray of sunshine amidst all the gloom and depression.

[@christinajackson2662]

Is he, though?… >.>

[@KorskiMusic]

More like cocaine mixed with amphetamines and caffeine

[@magnoliatree123]

Ray of *menacing* sunshine

[@Sc52101]

@@KorskiMusic isn't that the same thing

[@davidmiedema2950]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will make me feel i deserved it...

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

Wow. I must steal that quote. I'll use it for good, not evil, though.

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

And I'll give credit, of course 👍😎

[@fissionist2158]

@@eddierayvanlynch6133 Hold on king, you dropped this. 👑

[@wholeNwon]

Deep!! If you're reaching out to tell the world of your emotional fragility, it may be that you are ready to work an your self-esteem and sense of worth. Don't forget to be awesome.

[@kickbackcrochet]

Dang.... 😮

[@MachineWashableKatie]

My dad has been in the ICU for 85 days, over these days, I've learned how underappreciated these critical care nurses and doctors are for the amazing work they do.

[@IronFistGamingCSGO]

is he fine now? hope so...

[@MachineWashableKatie]

@@IronFistGamingCSGO Yea he's a honky tonk superman

[@IronFistGamingCSGO]

@@MachineWashableKatie nice

[@BearcatEm]

Being married to a pulmonary and critical care Dr., the bit about gaslighting is so incredibly true. We've even had family members who have stopped speaking to us because they are so invested in the minimizing of the pandemic. And that's without us even really challenging them on it or anything. It's been a really awful aspect of the past two years to have to defend yourself on top of the already awful realities of trying to fight this pandemic.

[@anz10]

Thats just nuts so sorry !!!

[@daniellehamilton6216]

Most people have no idea what doctors go through and deal with on a daily basis.

[@kennystar9075]

That’s disgusting and yet completely unsurprising. If there’s one thing I’ve learned since Covid, it’s that everyone is a medical and scientific expert. Oh, except the actual medical doctors and scientists themselves. They’re liars and sheep.

[@Caitlin409]

I’ve had close friends of mine say things like “oh but things are getting better” Or “oh but you’re not doing that work any more” as if one day the pandemic just...stopped happening.

[@TheHuntermj]

The people dying from Covid are the old and the sick. Between the ages of 0-59 the mortality rate is very, very low and it's not healthy people that are dying.

[@sagnikbiswas8922]

If not a doctor you certainly could have been an actor with a shelf full of awards at your home. The expression and dialogue delivery are impeccable....

[@warrenzevonsangryghost6055]

Narrator: He's a real doctor.

[@tejaswoman]

Let's acknowledge here that the two are not always mutually exclusive. I'm glad he's staying in medicine, but look at Ken Jeong, who became an actor well after becoming an MD.

[@kamkam5356]

It's sad to have made a mistake but even sadder to stick with it 😂😂😂

[@LadyRad2000]

I will never understand the people who keep calling this pandemic fake despite the overwhelmed healthcare workers talking about the flood of dying patients. Thank you to all the doctors, nurses and techs hanging in there despite overwhelming odds.

[@redpilledbachelor7776]

@@chloroplast8611 you're a clown.

[@chloroplast8611]

@@redpilledbachelor7776 people who believe in fairytails are clowns

[@David-qj1mr]

Thanks for including the techs!

[@orchdork775]

@@chloroplast8611 In what world is the covid 19 pandemic a fairytale??? 😂

[@christinajackson2662]

@@orchdork775 it’s a plant. It probably doesn’t comprehend the complex existence of the walking protein sacks that populate its environment. But much like the Nepenthes lowii, it’s learned ways to lure them and fulfill its need for shit. Pretty darned impressive that flora has gone digital.

[@JackwagonInc]

It's great to see the evolution of how much the critical care doc appreciates Johnathon over the series. Can we also recognize that Johnathon exudes such an intense aura that the guy was able to immediately identify him as an ophthalmologist's scribe without ever meeting him? Incredible.

[@inali8101]

I loved the " you can be honest with me " part , it reminded me of when i was an intern at the icu and the attendant - looking exhausted as ever- approached me and said : you can be honest with me, are you happy in life ? That made me question my entire existence 😅

[@kategressy7135]

Thank you so much Will. As a pulm cc doc this hires home but let’s not forget having to sit and apologize or tell families that they have to choose only two people to come in and spend the last minutes with their loved one. Yep that after having trouble shot disasters all day and watched amazing nurses and health professionals leave the icu in droves

[@crimson_auror]

Real talk: what’s your opinion on the rules about family? Because my sister died in January 2021 of cancer and my family had to literally beg and cry to even allow one of us in while my baby sister had hours to live. Probably the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to me. As a current medical student I hate the rules about visitors. Sure we need to to stop the spread of covid but we can’t forget the human side. We shouldn’t allow patients to spend their final moments alone. I’m still bitter about things as you can tell.

[@crazycarl00]

I wonder why they left in droves. I'm sure it's not the overbearing federal fucking bullshit that's completely ruined medical care in the USA.

[@soggychip6302]

As a fellow scribe, you'd be shocked at what the doctors let us do in the ER now because of how understaffed we are.

[@prof-eon]

I'm interested, what are some of the things you've done because of that?

[@Pulmonary.Tuberculosis]

@@prof-eon same question

[@dianadaschel8646]

It’s an ER. Be lucky you’re getting care…

[@waireads2712]

0:36 - my dad worked mental health ICU for years and has honed the ability to sleep wherever and whenever he wants. If he stays still for long enough he'll just sleep. It's honestly amazing.

[@gretchenbarron565]

God bless our medical workers! This is my favorite skit yet. I used to slap myself in the face all the time as a kid (my older brother was the one doing it with my own hand). Of course he exhorted me each time to “stop slapping yourself”. Your impression brought back fond memories. Incidentally, I am also a masochist and would choose critical care if i were a doc. Loved this new skit; I’ve seen your entire repertoire repeatedly (not in a creepy way). They’re my go-to for cheering up on a bad day.

[@gretchenbarron565]

Me again! I got cut off before thanking you for moonlighting as a comedian on u-tube. You’re super funny. Jonathon, Bill, Neurology, ER and ortho, oh and nephrology! They’re all my fave, really. Poor Bill.

[@ItsAsparageese]

Don't think I've ever been subject to a proper human-on-human "stop hitting yourself" experience -- that sounds like a bummer! -- but I admit, I enjoy occasionally taking gentle control of my younger dog's long fluffy tail and giving her face a few "stop wagging yourself"s before she gets fed up with being teased and wuffs at me lol. It's a special cuddle-time tradition now

[@anotherdrummer2]

I punch myself in the leg on my commute. Only way to make it from work to bed and back.

[@arona6692]

I punch and/or bite people who do this to me. It's effective.

[@torjuck7819]

I am a nurse working in critical care and i remember during the first year of the pandemic we were running out of body bags to put our deceased in... we just had to wrap them in bedsheets and dying without their loved ones beside them is a really horrible experience for the patient, their families and to the healthcare workers...

[@wholeNwon]

When I saw what was happening in NYC hospitals and when the Gov. put out a call for help, I volunteered to return to do intensive care. Happy to say that the physician response was so great that, despite being triple boarded and having taught critical care medicine for years, I was wait listed. We got through it but this disease (and likely others to come) will be with our species for the indefinite future continually mutating until that genetic lottery severely threatens our species again.

[@Cara-39]

Thank you both for the amazing work you did! I live in Manhattan and it was a horrible time for us so I truly appreciate the sacrifices made by all healthcare and essential workers

[@plaggscamembert7465]

*whispers* *with* *tremendous* *empathy* "you can be honest with me here" 🤣

[@ye_haw3347]

Has everyone forgotten this man literally survived a heart attack and still makes the best videos on the internet….

[@janisedenton4242]

A man who survived a cardiac arrest and cancer twice, still works 4 days a week as an ophthalmologist, plus giving speeches all over the country, plus he does podcasts each with Lady G. Superman, move over!

[@tejaswoman]

@@janisedenton4242 Had no idea about the cancer incidences until your comment made me go look it up. Learned so much more about him than I had already read!

[@supenskylesko]

This is definitely one of your best ones!!! ☺️ Having done critical care nursing in the past, I can attest to the fact that most of those of us who are attracted to that kind of nursing or physician specialty are folks who have grown up in dysfunctional homes with high stress. So the stress of ICU or an ER feels familiar and comfortable. You know how to remain calm when under pressure. So if you recognize that in yourself, God can use you to be a blessing to patients who desperately need your skills.

[@helenraeber2200]

Critical care nurse for >20 yrs. Childhood was great but I must have gone off the rails in adult life. Was never bored. Thank God though I reached retirement before Covid

[@kickbackcrochet]

Good connection! Never thought of it that way...although codependent make great caregivers. There's a great old book, "I'm Dying to Care for You," that's worth a read on this topic.

[@IsyAweigh]

My immune system gave out before my vital signs did. I never did find out why, and we tested for everything. Then the Epstein-Barr test arrived, and that was the first positive. My first nursing job was on an HIV unit, which was the pandemic of the time -- and, like Covid, it's still simmering along too. Dr. G reminds me why I loved health care, why I never stopped considering medical school as long as I was physically able, and why I'm glad I never went!

[@sheilavillamil2193]

Excellent. Loved how you worked in the general public gaslighting those working in Critical care. For real! Love your work.

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@willhelmberkly3025]

As a frontline retail worker my experience during the pandemic was exactly the same wherein I continued to banally serve an ungratefully public that simply refused to succumb to the new black death. It's almost as if my sample population represented the statistical mean and Dr.G's represents those with extreme comorbidities but what do I know, I still have the same set of genitals that I was born with so how smart can I be?

[@zyeborm]

@@willhelmberkly3025 you copy and pasted this on every comment saying the pandemic was real? And you need to hate on people who have done nothing to you? I mean if you're part of the "statistical mean" in america that means you are at least overweight which is a "comorbidity" or if you want to get scientific 45% of Americans have at least one of the 6 prime factors of significantly increased risk. But hey, why let reality stop you from gaslighting doctors. The really sad part is, doctors will still help you when you need them, despite you saying things like this.

[@randoprior4130]

As a custodian who works in a hospital with a name adjacent to Tony, I feel represented. Also, "PUT ME IN COACH, IM READY TO PLAY!"

[@armanblitz6908]

"I'm back in the highlife again!"

[@zyeborm]

I mean it's all basically plumbing and carpentry anyway right?

[@minnaventola1023]

Gosh, how correct this is! I am amazed, you have nailed it. ICU nurse here, and it is pure masochism to get into that field and then the constant gaslighting.

[@TheWalterHWhite]

Our critical care MDs are worked so hard, stretched thin, and perform so many roles, but I've never worked with a more professional and satisfied crew. Every ICU doc I work with has always been an amazing human being and healer.

[@drchung474]

This was amazing. As an ICU Pharmacist, I give this a 10/10

[@teddyvanalstyne5736]

ICU pharmacists are legends

[@drchung474]

@@teddyvanalstyne5736 Thank you so much for the kind words

[@pulmcritdocSJ]

As an intensivist myself, it's scary how deadly accurate this was. 😂

[@gloriamontorsi2031]

Not all ICU doctors are punishing themselves to atone for their sins and/or for the injustice of the human condition... Some of them are narcissistic self-perceived heroes who do it to "save the world"!! Those don't last long, though. Great sketch, as always. Thank you doc!

[@ItsAsparageese]

I'd conjecture that some are a combination of both, where they're coping with their own trauma by desperately (and unintentionally egocentrically) trying to make up for it with good works for the sake of doing the good works, not as self-flagellation. But maaaaaybe I'm projecting a bit, since I know a major motive underlying my hero complex is the desire to stop my own proverbial lambs from screaming at night, as they say XD

[@josephl6289]

significantly less upvotes even though this is the most accurate of all the comments here. Ironic.

[@supenskylesko]

@@ItsAsparageese My experience has been that those of us attracted to ICU, to ER, and to other high stress medical work have come from dysfunctional, high stress home situations in growing up. So the stresses and challenges feel familiar. We know how to remain calm while negotiating the waters, so to speak. As long as we realize this within ourselves, God can use us to be a blessing to others!!! 🙏❤️🙂

[@DimT670]

I mean im pretty sure that working in an icu does genuinely qualify someone as a hero and they are saving lives sooo what do i care what their motives are if they are helping ppl?

[@wholeNwon]

I lasted decades, thank you, and saved a LOT of people.

[@jonathanasdell4539]

Tony from maintenance is the equivalent of hardcore Vietnam medics that delivered babies and stitched up massive wounds with no formal medical training.

[@joiboi.y]

The facial expressions are everything, doc 😂

[@DeathDad]

And you KNOW 1) Jonathan‘s paperwork for the intubation would make a Medicare quality assurance supervisor cry with Joy!! And 2) he’d have a quintuple latte in the Intensivist’s hand before he even put the blade down from the intubation.

[@adrianvenegas8577]

Me, questioning MY reality: "How did the applicant knew that was an ophthalmologist's scribe?" 🤣

[@DGlaucomflecken]

At this point, wouldn’t you be able to identify a Jonathan?

[@plaggscamembert7465]

@@DGlaucomflecken even when I am asleep doc 😂

[@tomriley5790]

@@DGlaucomflecken wish we had a Jonathan on our ICU... one can dream :-)!

[@ilivehere8320]

I laughed so hard at ' the ICU is just a fun and exciting environment' 😂😂

[@GeneRauXxX]

I wasn’t expecting to see Jonathan to be honest. That nod gets me every time 😂😂😂 gonna watch again

[@gagegreen8994]

With every video this seems less like an entertainment platform and more of a way for Dr. G to keep from falling completely into debilitating depression. Stay strong my man 💪

[@wholeNwon]

That's an interesting observation. I suspect that his decision to become and ophthal. followed very careful analysis not only of the field but also of his own psyche.

[@christinajackson2662]

Oh Jesus, I literally bust out laughing at Jonathan intubating a patient 😂. My gawd, doc, your videos are literal gold! 🤣

[@fayazahmadmomand5807]

In our hospital back in Afghanistan, we had only 6 beds dedicated to COVID19 and we rarely seemed the same patient alive for more than a few days because most died on the 2nd or 3rd day of admission. Most people still think it was a joke

[@wholeNwon]

Many still do. It's a reflection of why our species is doomed...eventually.

[@msshellm8154]

💔

[@sopyleecrypt6899]

Dale the fraudster seems delighted with his work release role. Blessings to all the ICU docs. You guys rock.

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@ItsAsparageese]

I really like that character lol, and the overall concept. I hope he turns up again.

[@zane9464]

You know I just screamed 'Oh my God Dr.Glauc uploaded 16 minutes ago' and then realized I gotta subscribe and hit that bell

[@gurwarisdeepsingh1409]

The only reason I study everyday is because I have Jonathan’s picture on my wall to keep me motivated. That and I have bill’s picture on my wall to make sure I don’t end up like him.

[@David_Vitek]

I like that he doesn't actually seem to be acing anything, but considering who they've got covering shifts, he really is acing it.

[@michelekoda4557]

Federal work release program. I laughed so hard. I cannot express how much I love Dr. Glaucomflecken's work. The best by far was the farmer and the fence. Thank you!

[@cathystillman-lowe972]

Brilliant! Laughed my head off, and in these gloomy times, there's no better antidote to despair!

[@spidrawebster]

You can tell Dr. G's channel has rocketed in the KZbin rankings because of how interested in medical satire the pornbots have suddenly become...

[@masterofdesaster8]

I think it's the sudden influx of subscribers after exposing the Glaucomfake that triggered them. Like a program/routine that just checks all channels, and if their subscription rate exceeds a certain threshold they are put on the target list.

[@marindebeer9347]

Thank you so much for your videos! They provide much needed comic relief to an ICU nurse, during this otherwise not ideal period of time

[@debbieporter6581]

I so love your videos. They are the only thing that brighten my days and make me smile. Thank u so very much for doing them. Your humor is greatly needed in this terrible world.

[@kaitan4160]

Glad to see Tony is still around.

[@nancylindsay4255]

Tonys and Tonettes truly are unsung heroes. They deserve great respect and many thanks.

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@Zweistein92]

As an ICU physician, I can absolutely relate to this ! Made me laugh !

[@kaminari1927]

"Defrauded Medicare out of 100 million dollars" "That's actually not a bad idea" My sides, please, my sides

[@JoonJK95]

I started following you as a premed and now I will be going to a medical school this fall. Wish me luck Dr. haha

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@christinajackson2662]

Good luck! Be sure to stop by your local ICU, they’ll probably hire you on the spot! 😁 But seriously, good luck and congratulations. Best advice I can give is make friends with all your pharmacists. They’ll save your ass time and time again. More times than you’ll ever even know.

[@JoonJK95]

@@christinajackson2662 oh you bet I will be friends with pharmacists and nurses lol

[@christinajackson2662]

@@JoonJK95 oh! And your custodial staff! They can be the most darling people in the facility ☺️

[@aremedyproject9569]

Johnathan is always so Ernest. Bless his heart.❤️

[@Liantx]

So exciting almost 500k!!! I remember not too long ago when you were trying to hit 200k i Love your stuff, it makes me laugh so you’re doing great 👍

[@CurlyGirlChey]

Jonathan's only gesture is a head nod. Easily identifiable. Brilliant.

[@snowmonster42]

I watched this after being woken up to discuss a mental health situation (involving a youth who should have been in bed hours ago!), order the placement, then type up the paperwork. Now trying to figure out how to go back to sleep. I was feeling pretty sorry for myself, but now I'm just glad I'm not a critical care doctor. As a correctional psychologist, I think we have a great deal in common, but at least I usually get to sleep at night and I'm not still at work. And the inmates are our clients, not our colleagues. Thanks for helping me remember that things could always be worse!

[@jamesmantil429]

I remember when my sister told me she was going to do a Pulmonary fellowship with a focus on critical care. I just looked at her like, "Did none of what's going on scare you out of it?" But hats off to every single Critical Care doctor, nurse, techs, maintenance, basically anyone who has to keep the ICU running. Shame how people are trying to downplay the pandemic right now.

[@evasmiljanic3529]

I'm strongly considering going into Infectology...I always thought of myself as a masochist

[@josephl6289]

It only scares them when cameras are rolling or they're with their libtard buddies

[@hypertekptk]

Go Jonathan!! It’s probably Tony’s first day otherwise he’d be lining the patient.

[@rachael1063]

As an heme/onc nurse on maternity leave I watch these to remind myself of my former working environment. At least we can fall back on our collective experience as medical professionals and humor! My co workers and I used to watch these instead of eating 😒

[@TheFishFTW]

Man. The fact that its even a discussion if the pandemic and deaths by it are real really shows that the biggest killer in our society really is actually the publics ignorance. THANK YOU ALL MEDICAL CARE WORKERS FOR YOUR TIRELESS EFFORTS... or well tired efforts. :)

[@smashmusique]

it's an extreme minority, it's not a discussion if you ignore it.

[@TheFishFTW]

@@smashmusique I sure hope so. 😔

[@zahraakadhem9913]

@@smashmusique Unfortunately the reality is youre in a lucky position if youre able to ignore it just like that as most of us spending time in hospitals damn near 24/7 are exposed to these kinds of people and their diseases all the damn time and often they are not just bullheaded and ignorant about the pandemic but also medical treatments in general, and often will not follow treatment plans then get mad and blame staff that their condition is regressing. Often these opinions are formed out of how they feel about said treatments or whatever bullsh*t they happened to scroll by on their favourite news feed and not at all objective reality; and worst of all no matter how much you talk with and try to talk some sense into them like grown adults they regress in evolution and simply refuse to acknowledge anything you have to say that does not align with what they decided is their truth.

[@josephl6289]

Nah, its not the publics ignorance, its the Dr. who fail to inform the public because theyre too shy and selfish

[@willhelmberkly3025]

@@smashmusique I was expected to continue working a demeaning frontline minimum wage job for the entirety of the pandemic with minimal PPE in a state with one of the harshest lock downs in the country and during that time none of my co workers became seriously ill and the only labor shortages we experienced were due entirely to the idiotic benefit packages that the government doled out so you are going to have to excuse me for calling out your elitist middle class hysteria for what it is.

[@drhandle4498]

Is there anything that a Jonathan cannot do? When I was at uni, given how good the department's maintenance team was at keeping ancient machinery, equipment and building systems running on a shoestring (or just fabricating a replacement), I would not be entirely alarmed at the idea of such people taking on an highly technical role. (Seriously, if you can construct a pulsed field electrophoresis system, not from specs but from a post-grad waving their hands around a lot, you have some skills, and can probably be taught to shove a tube down a trachea.)

[@ericwolf9664]

The "techs" that calibrate and keep the MRI running has as much schooling as the doctors ordering the scans themselves. The literally don't even start scratching the math to do all of that until their masters because it's so deep down the rabbit hole.

[@pixpusha]

Probably be better at it too. I've always felt that people who spend a lot of time fixing things also have a good understanding of how to fix people. If you go deep enough, it's all mechanics. All of it.

[@LolixLP]

Love how watching after all these i can feel Jonathans reassuring smile physically. Mask or no mask.

[@k8eekatt]

Thank you for taking care of us doctors and scribes.

[@thebraveguy9808]

Jonathan is just the best assistant anyone could ever ask for. So helpful.

[@antoniomromo]

So many wonderful characters in this one. It was a regular smorgasbord of interactions. I loved it good sir.

[@baarni]

Doc, you’re a very convincing actor… you should get your own medical sitcom…

[@goblinspoons]

I've just found your channel and I'm so delighted and thankful for you. These are all wonderful.

[@asq007]

I am critical care doc and I loved it!!! Especially about falling asleep as soon I stop working 😅😅

[@deeceepnw]

I’m sure Johnathon has received awesome training from the best of the best of the best!

[@shaydelre1898]

Idk what I would do without your comedy 🎭 thank you eternally 🙏

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@obieobrien5883]

It’s sad that we have to question our mental health these last two years. Love the tie and scrub shirt!

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@gordtowns5333]

I used to work security in a hospital. The ICU was the weirdest feeling place in the hospital. It felt like I needed to talk like I was in a church.

[@chaz4471]

Downsized hospital worker here…. Seeing you portray all these personalities is hilarious. Thank you ❤.

[@TheWinglessHawk]

Can I have an autograph from Jonathan? I really like him, he is the true backbone of everything~ ☺👍 I think the sun always comes out, when Jonathan is there.

[@鈞鈞-m8q]

Problem:How to ace your ICU interview? Answer: You don’t need any preparation. As long as you have stable vital signs with GCS>13, you just apply for it, and you will be working on the next day.

[@renansandoval2763]

Wow is the bar that low where you work? Made me feel bad about the patients admited there. Wish you strength for enduring it.

[@elizabethgarcia2410]

I was an ICU and was left unattended for 1 5 hours while on Fentanyl and Propofol. The help button had been place above the ventilator and was out of my reach. I had to get the custodian that came to clean to help me by contacting the nurse supervisor.

[@gbyjrjn]

I'm not in medicine, but I swear, your skits remind me of good old "Scrubs" and I love it.

[@Robot007]

I am retired now. After watching this “oscar” deserving video, I just wandered, how in the world did I manage to work almost 35 years in a hospital!!! I must be a wonderful Masochist! 😂. I gotta watch this again! Congratulations Dr. Glaucomfleken. Have you considered Hollywood?

[@FacundoMD]

OMG !!!!!!!! Wait ! This could not be more on point. Currently I am on a Surgical ICU rotation and last time I was on call I was up for 30 hours !!!!!!!! And of course we have our share covid patients which of course they are only in my mind. WILL HAVE VIDEO HOPEFULLY BY THE END OF THE MONTH !!!!

[@Windy0911]

ophthalmologist's scribe is my favorite dark souls enemy

[@rayaterry5365]

That work release idea has merit. Maybe next wave? It’s kind of like the inmates who put out literal fires out in California, instead of just figurative ones.

[@gagaplex]

I actually started studying medicine while I was in a rather dark place (I kind of felt I should just expend myself helping others, because I wasn't worth anything and should at least be used up in a way helpful to others). Wanted to become a surgeon. Luckily, I discovered my enjoyment of microscopy during university and - after a brief stint in pathology - decided to become a medical microbiologist instead. All those pretty colours in the microscope and on the agar plates... and much better hours.

[@pixpusha]

I've always self flagellated. It makes sense now why I went into surgery,

[@nfeht2]

Joined the ICU

[@koushikscartoonflix6050]

Doc, wish me a luck. I am applying this fall as a premed.

[@jeryhamna2687]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@redpilledbachelor7776]

Me too, but applying a Master program at med school to boost GPA.

[@christinajackson2662]

Good luck to you! It’s a little self-serving, but also a real observation, don’t rule out other medical disciplines while you’re learning. For example, I have personally seen many pharmacy students who were premed but realized that being a physician wasn’t truly what they wanted or a good fit. There’s so much variety in healthcare careers, so try to learn as much as you can from everyone you meet. You may find another, more fulfilling calling that might not have as much publicity, but fits you better. Fingers crossed for you as you start your studies! 😊 It’s an incredible field, and

[@DianneGerrity]

Had a 40 min commute during residency. Frequently slapped myself awake on the drive home post call.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

The ending: this is not what I meant when I said give every doctor a Jonathan.

[@AemySD]

This is as chaotic as an ICU shift. Love it.

[@jonathanasdell9310]

Im convinced Jonathan is a spetnaz SF operator with a background in medicine before he was recruited

[@EzraKnows]

So generally I kind of skim through your videos. This one sir was awesome

[@erockromulan9329]

On the flipside you got an excellent Johnathan working the ICU. Pray for him

[@TazzyZee14]

THANK YOU. I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE SINCE DAY 1 "I do this because I hate myself and I must like the pain"

[@geraldoberting9728]

Love ya Dr G. Respiratory therapist here. Please do something about how we are always called but never show up on shows. Or anything pulmonary/ critical care

[@VelvetJazz]

AWESOME!! Jonathan at the end was the cherry on top!! Long is good, Doc Glauc!! 👏👏

[@SA_Vengarr]

I had a doctor randomly show me, an EMT trainee, how to intubate a patient. I said "Hey, this isn't as hard as I'd imagined it would be" to which he replied "Great! When can you start?"

[@M85331]

When I did my shadow tour 15 years ago, ICU was the only field that all the docs discourage us to even pursue med school

[@hattonhaha]

I'm really starting to get into the Glaucomflecken Cinematic Universe

[@drnaveengopal]

Being a ophthalmologist i had forgotten other fields altogether, nice to remeber each one of them, and being thankful for choosing ophthal ..

[@pemisweety4714]

You’re the reason why I’m still in med school , I feel like I’m relatable with this pain

[@Hassony523]

As an RT i thank you for how much relatable this is 🙏😔..

[@Mo-tn1gm]

My wife is in anesthesia. More cases have been cancelled by walking in on the patient finishing off a big breakfast, followed by a donut and OJ. All furnished by family sitting in the room.

[@m8trxd]

Work release program explains a lot for some of the intensivists I've worked with!