Diane Abbott's 'car crash' interview on LBC with Nick Ferrari

[@shaunduncan8332]

Diane Abbot is one of my all time favourite comedians. She just knows how to deliver a punchline

[@777zebo]

Ask her about the jews

[@benharris8644]

She makes George Dubwa look intelligent

[@julie4383]

She needs to be stopped and searched for any sign of intelligence.

[@raymondoakford8357]

Now that is wasting police services

[@Byley-e7h]

She’d be free to go as no intelligence would be found .

[@flipper2392]

You'd have more luck finding the Loch Ness monster.

[@lordelpus2099]

Ouch!

[@patriciacalunniato6872]

@@flipper2392 true

[@anguslowe1013]

She’s out of her tiny mind. Criticising her is nothing to do with racism, she’s just thick

[@Oneshot.6715]

Thick? Did you grow up in a council estate and eventually go to Cambridge Uni?

[@telfordguy34uk]

This is a classic. This will be played till the end of time. This interview deserves its own giant statue made of solid gold , a Knighthood, and a country named after it.

[@toxicrain9915]

200kg gold statue won’t cost much, say the average price of gold is $60000 per kilo that’s only $300,000 for the whole statue

[@easydrive3662]

You mean when its the year 2320 when those look back at these most ridiculous crazy times lol

[@stubones]

I’d kneel in front of that statue 😂 😂

[@razorblade136]

Im so glad this interviewer can do the math!! I have seen in u s a the result of banning stop & search has been a 45% in crime & death rates rise in one year!!! Go for it honey!

[@MrWitho]

Hahahahahaha

[@marts5555]

Have to say , she is one of the funniest comics to come out of the UK. Can’t wait to see her out of character.

[@teresabrady3402]

Our of touch , but yes count down 😀that would be funny , Thick as a brick ,

[@RaverOperatorGeeza]

Thanks, it really made me laugh. I only wish it was true, then I wouldn't feel so sad about the state of affairs in the UK

[@teresabrady3402]

@@RaverOperatorGeeza I know could it get any worse ,

[@RaverOperatorGeeza]

@@teresabrady3402 too true man, 😞

[@cloud6862]

If she had a brain she'd be dangerous if she had another it would be lonely )

[@jonarmstrong9595]

bet her son doesnt want more police!!

[@lindabell2465]

No he likes to bite them

[@bobrogers7004]

Idiots like this on the gravy train ruined the Labour Party.

[@redpillmc2882]

People actually voted for this woman!

[@dinerouk]

Which shows the old gag about Socialists voting for Rupert the rag-eared rabbit as long as they stuck a red rosette on it!

[@rayburridge9912]

'Dat ees rart shes the business man, yoo rasist!'

[@peterfeltham5612]

That's our current education system for you,but things are improving cause now more youngster's fink bruv.

[@christinecovington2916]

The problem is they KEEP voting for her as well. There can ONLY be one reason - she's black!

[@dontwastetimetoday493]

How could you vote for this person, people of Hackney explain

[@ajonescouk]

She messed up this interview, but out of her last 10 interviews, she did really well in 15 of them...

[@randothol9003]

Quality !!!

[@duncansmith8992]

No she did not. They were all as pathetic as this one.

[@saf5854]

😂😂👌

[@jonjohnson1978.]

@@duncansmith8992 🤯👀

[@tomcooney2842]

@@duncansmith8992 mate its a joke

[@jammiedodger629]

"I think the total cost will be tenty billion thousand eleventy four point nine".

[@andysedgley]

"And our fully costed manifesto will be out on the eleventy-third of Septober".

[@ajdoubleu4218]

😂

[@Byley-e7h]

😂😂😂

[@Mark-wx1ho]

Hahahahaha.

[@jaredcook4577]

😳👍😋😆

[@AlaninValleSanLorenzo]

Diane Abbott has to be the most inept politician in the history of British politics !

[@dinerouk]

But she's good enough for the Labour Party!

[@Alun49]

Peppa Pig?

[@keepingitwild5994]

However, Kamala Harris is the American equivalent of Diane and might even outpace her. The only difference is that Kamala excels in geography.

[@snelgrave101]

Her or Boris c'mon now let's have some equality 😂😂

[@thomasprice7893]

@@keepingitwild5994 As much as I respect the right honorable gentleman from America's opinion, I must contest that Kamala Harris is in fact capable of speaking and presenting herself with some manner of finesse and adroitness. Diane Abbott meanwhile looks and sounds like she has down syndrome. That's not a joke or a punchline - if you met this person on the street you would honestly presume she had a learning disability, and yet she is paraded through the halls of power like a clown. It's like that movie Carrie where the popular kids prop up the silent, freaky witch kid and make her prom queen only to tear her down at the last moment, except our nation's politicians did it to a retard.

[@schumeister87]

Firstly, 300,000 over 4 years is £7.50 per annum for each officer, then she said 80,000,000 which is just £2,000 per officer per annum. The woman is a disaster. Lol

[@paigeleigh2554]

🤣🤣🤣

[@OulyHussain]

I think what she meant but couldn't read the numbers is 300,000,000 over 4 years it is 80 million a year

[@-morrow]

​@@OulyHussainagain, 80mil per year is only 8k per officer per year. its not nearly enough

[@OulyHussain]

@@-morrow if you listen buddy 10000 officers over 4 years so that's 2500 a officers year. 80 million is around 32k a year. So I think she had the numbers but just didn't read it correctly and media put a bad spin on it

[@-morrow]

@@OulyHussain sure the plan likely was ~80mil for 2.5k additional officers every year, accumulating to ~300mil for 10k after 4 years, but she never said that. she said first 300k then 80mil for a 4y period and 10k officers. then she repeatedly said 250k officers instead of 2.5k per year and even tried to shift blame to him for her fumbling around. its not a "bad media spin", she obviously had no clue what she was instructed to talk about.

[@TTGK14]

Nick Ferrari keep turning the camera off as I’m certain he keeps laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tranceinyapantz]

Dianne is one of the funniest stand up comedians in the U. K.

[@johnemery7787]

She gets an unfair press. I would give her a job at my firm tomorrow, no worries. I run a public toilets cleaning business.

[@brianwhittington5086]

@John Emery. I'd guess that with that hair do, she would make a great bog brush !

[@donkey1007]

Hahaha love it.

[@iancarpenter6298]

she would ask for a day in lou no doubt.

[@blankwall4209]

I wouldn't trust her to wipe my backside!!!

[@garymacmillan6401]

I have an opening as a knife thrower's assistant.

[@scotsshuggie]

Best laugh i have had in ages, she should be on the comedy circuit.

[@retrorambles517]

She's a great comedian But too racist for my liking though

[@colinhughes916]

AMBBOT & CORBYN BETTER THEN ABBOT & COSTELLO 🤣🤣🤣

[@HappyDaysManchester]

@@retrorambles517 I totally agree

[@DanBmthUK]

I occasionally come and listen to this interview, when I need cheering up and it works every time.

[@blondegremlin5507]

That's what I'm doing now..never gets old🤣

[@kevbrown841]

Get her on countdown 😂😂😂😂

[@mayflower4835]

Kev Brown omg wouldn’t that just be the best show ever lol 😂

[@teresabrady3402]

@@mayflower4835 yes that would be funny ,

[@chrismith251]

Forget Countdown get her on Mastermind.

[@lonewarrior6633]

Get her on the Crystal Maze! I’d love to see her in the wind chamber at the end trying to catch the money. She add a couple of £notes up and think she’s a billionaire

[@hymatwat9412]

The weakest link

[@nick1065]

Love the way Ferrari flicks through his notes as if he’s missed something 🤣

[@MOGGS1942]

Or prehaps he's looking for something to legitimise the moron he is talking to.

[@MrJimbaloid]

She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@lw3646]

The Conservative's secret weapon....

[@cityboyo1679]

Very scary that she’s an elected MP.

[@turnerdali4676]

She and Nadine Dorries should get together and go for a night out.

[@rmoalxa]

Only blacks like her

[@Northernspain]

And the British labour voters actually voted for this woman, its beyond belief

[@colinhughes916]

Totally Agree 👍👏

[@chrisolagrim3597]

She's got to be a troll seeing how far she can go and still get voted in

[@paulritchie5868]

You vote for the party...no the person.

[@ballrogg7092]

Either black brits vote for her because they vote for colour or they know something the rest of us don't which is she is a walking talking comedy gold meme that gives everyone a laugh 😂

[@mbabanemanzini8373]

They vote for her because she is Labour and black.

[@MegaSKAGGS]

"I think you said that".. The audacity is amazing

[@ianwilliam3811]

This is like watching a sketch from 'Not the nine o'clock News', hilarious!

[@tomcooney2842]

correction its like watching a sketch from any comedy show

[@markjonno91]

Any time I have a bad day this always cheers me up without fail 😂😂

[@moptopbaku6022]

Absolutely frightening

[@georgewright9914]

£30 a year (£300,000/10,000 police officers) then it raised to £8,000 a year (£80,000,000/10,000 police officers) this women is lost, off to the back benches you go

[@peterbigo9951]

Would be closer to 300 million a year

[@MrJ6000]

‘Has this been thought through?’ 😂😂 Beautifully delivered.

[@anglodoomer5995]

"Of course it's been thought through......."

[@KathleenDevine-r5i]

Diane thought it through!!!

[@jasonalvis2033]

I really hope she never loses her job just because she is so amusing and entertaining!

[@lordelpus2099]

She won't. She is the next Labour leader.

[@razorblade136]

Just gotta hope that they take decisions put of her hands and have het as a figurehead. The conservatives will certainly win!

[@birdman4274]

Also, Labour will never get elected as government while she's around. Happy Days.

[@ulrikjensen6841]

It is not so much her horrible mistakes and overall idiocy: it is her "posh" accent delivered with a satin-soft voice that does the trick. Thanks we didnt SEE her this time.

[@theelvington]

Watching this on a dull Tuesday afternoon for a laugh

[@jamesavery2]

I've watched this so many times ,and it still makes me cry with laughter !

[@richfeddersen5173]

Sounds completely stoned. You'd have to be stoned to agree with/vote for her.

[@brad270472]

Er.....no. I'm stoned and even I know that eleventysix horse police comes to more than her pot noodle.

[@salfordchris3035]

If I'm ever feeling down I just listen to this pure gold 😂

[@brianwhittington5086]

This should be used in all future party political broadcasts, a reason why not to vote Labour.

[@hudson7354]

A readon 😂😂😂 glad to see your education wasn’t wasted you muppet.

[@ajdoubleu4218]

😂 I play it every now and again to make me giggle 🤭

[@khalid4381]

Why are you against an equal society with equal opportunities

[@brianwhittington5086]

It's not about equal society, it is about government ministers being in touch with what the electorate vote for. This clueless MP could have been in the cabinet, running the country if voters hadn't turned away from Labour's chaotic policies.

[@khalid4381]

@@brianwhittington5086 In what way were they chaotic

[@sjp6839]

This was beyond embarrassing, never has anyone been so far out of their depth as this. The woman is a total joke and its frightening to imagine her ever being in a position of authority.

[@ianpeddle6818]

This woman has been in parliament since 1987 and has never failed to deliver anything but mediocrity

[@leskerr9446]

Mediocrity at best!

[@AbsoluteNOPE]

GOLD. Sheer gold. Clueless woman.

[@mrthomas394]

When I feel a bit down I listen to this and after I stopped laughing so hard I cry I feel way better 😂😂

[@janemills1839]

Yes, it's just hilarious, Nick loves his figures, should have been an Accountant ❤️

[@postitnote7716]

Yes, I always look up old Di' Abbot when I need a laugh 😅

[@peterfeltham5612]

As a retired police officer of 36 years service I've got news for the British people,and that is ' You can recruit another MILLION cops if you want,unless your court system works it's all a waste of f...... time '.

[@paigeleigh2554]

👌👌👌

[@CanadianMonarchist]

Excellent advice for people outside of Britain too

[@magikjoe3789]

This never gets old. How on Earth does she still have a job? What an embarrassment she is to our political system.

[@Tigerland1962]

Think we all know why she still has a job ,,,, a card is being used.

[@MudlarkDiggingUpTheThames]

People in Hackney will vote for anyone representing Labour

[@Thai.Farang]

They use the card all their lives

[@worzelb1709]

She needs her own show!

[@01matthewc]

Abacus 🧮 Abbott can't even manage herself on someone else's (Nick Ferrari's) show, let alone cope with a show of her own.

[@michaelhill5272]

We will miss Diane Abbott when she is gone. Interviews will be boring.

[@user-uu5oy2br5e]

“The cuts to capital gains tax will cost the taxpayer…” still trying to wrap my head around this one Diane. LOL

[@davideckersley9930]

She is always so underprepared. She was making all of this up to sound good. She has no clue.

[@Hiphiobellyflop]

Legend has it that she was once photographed wearing two left shoes.

[@N17-o2r]

And 2 right shoes, on her ears

[@mikejones-tf6zo]

Rumour has it, she walked into a lamp post because her wig was back to front, but the wig only suffered minor injuries

[@michaelgrace1298]

Always good to come back to this, cheers me up no end

[@alanmayo9770]

Diane is a wonderful person. She’s articulate, funny, always has a head for numbers, cool under pressure and above all is gorgeous! The gift that keeps on giving

[@mikejones-tf6zo]

Has a very good eye for wig purachases

[@Tyson1471]

Omg she is shocking making figures up from thin air this is comedy gold 😂😂😂

[@NEWCASTLE-UNITED-1892]

If anything shes good for a laugh anyway.

[@goonervillegonad3662]

If this happened to me I would hide from everybody forever

[@johnhambleton8128]

How does any sane person vote for her...seriously 😂😂😂

[@jeffsimon9594]

Spend some time among the denizens of Hackney and you would understand

[@julieforrester96]

This never gets old 😂

[@66Viscount]

She would have been so much better off saying she had forgotten the figures. This interview will live with her forever. A KZbin clip that will be accessed until the end of time and laughed at a lot longer.

[@romanroad483]

She would have been even better if she had written the figures on a piece of paper and read from that.

[@keepingitwild5994]

Every interview of hers is a bit like that, so she's probably got a thick skin by now.

[@conorsmith8551]

Can you actually hear her sifting through notes 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[@janemills1839]

When I need a good laugh I come back to this, works every time.

[@petrasant5495]

Before you get interviewed by this guy, make sure you have done your homework thoroughly.

[@NC2871926]

Reminds me of my boss! Can't not pull the wool over his eyes by blagging

[@01sevensix]

Or even done it badly. Just do some.

[@lovelondon806]

OF COURSE ITS BEEN THOUGHT THROUGH!!!! That’s the scariest part

[@earlwilliams9024]

Classic interview ,, and she is still an MP , and will most definitely get into the lords when the people eventually out her

[@allyboy1839]

The scary part of this interview is a complacent public vote would have had her as a leader in government blimey

[@ujeaniphil1234]

I’ve just come back to this after a year...for another laugh, it’s comedy gold!!

[@vitalyziggy1982]

Wow, all these years later and this train-wreck of an interview still makes me laugh. Pure comedy gold 😂

[@johncameron3555]

This woman has no clue and never will have what an embarrassment. Pleas go now SHOCKING.

[@trevorowen6564]

A perfect example of someone promoted well above her level of competence - an elected parliamentary representative!

[@Tigerland1962]

Think we all know why ,,, the word card is involved.

[@jamesflaherty59]

@@Tigerland1962 Not really about race here I'm afraid, she's been an MP since Thatcher before quotas on racial heritage etc.

[@ScienceChap]

For the record, that's actually £410 million for 10000 cops. Per year.

[@matthewsmith1931]

The clip that never ceases to amuse. And gives so much humor to many. Thanks Diane. Peoples days could start so much better with a little look at this in the morning. 😂😂😂

[@ifyokoi9419]

And this too: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqmanXeNnNyjhac

[@daz.6112]

This has become a classic.

[@marterlew]

Glad she not in charge of anything

[@utd4theleagueutd4theleague17]

reminds me of a line in blackadder......i paraphrase........"it starts really bad, it sort of tales off in the middle, and the less said about the end the better..."

[@stephenhowlett6345]

People are more worried that your son keeps getting away with his many crimes without getting locked up Abbot.

[@keepingitwild5994]

What's that about?

[@thewordisoursword8472]

What an embarrassment. O.M.G.

[@stucrossland3719]

Thats the plan. Put there to make the Tories look normal.

[@btnled357]

She really has to be the thickest person who has managed to get herself into politics !!

[@MrGraemeb2022]

David Lammy?

[@kevinstephenson4674]

The problem is that she has no emotion in her voice, which automatically makes her comes across as very dull. The fact she is useless doesn't help either.

[@01sevensix]

It's hard to have emotion when you have no idea what you're about to say.

[@peter7624]

This is priceless. Haven't laughed so hard in ages!

[@lovemunchkin]

She talks slowly so she can make it up as she goes along. Lots of Labour supporters despise her.

[@agenttriplea1937]

Recruiting 10000...no 25000, no 2000 perhaps 250...THAT'S NUMBERWANG !

[@sallygould6261]

If she were my mother I think I would be a crystal meth addict!

[@nicksmith4361]

This interview should never be allowed to disappear and should be an example of Labour Party policy research and presentation.

[@tommullen6417]

The worst thing is she wasnt even interviewed face to face, she should have had all her figures out in front of her and a few advisors to tell her what to say. Maybe they were there and just had a laugh.

[@romanroad483]

Probably not expecting such difficult questions such as "how much will it cost"

[@scarabooshable]

Scary.

[@riseoftheright2501]

Nick's reactions r hilarious 😂

[@thomasoloughlin9075]

When will this woman realise she is giving people so many laughs and coming out of the pandemic we need to laugh the problem is everyone is laughing at her

[@CJAmara]

I watch this video from time to time over the years and I laugh every single time

[@leomichael3082]

Amazing that anyone takes her seriously... Presumably she's there just for laughs

[@easydrive3662]

If your ever feeling down and want something to make you laff and smile listen to this!

[@seanconway6419]

And she was shadow home secretary....... scary

[@AntonJoshuasheehan]

Proved how Corbyn hates UK

[@capitallocksltd6702]

Corbyn & Abbott....AKA Laurel & Hardy.....a laugh a minute !!!

[@SuperFerdie1965]

No, L & H were likeable.

[@tonyfromchester1961]

A timeless classic! I never tire of it.

[@mahendradhiman9004]

She is a pure comic! A maths degree someone said, must have been all unsolved equations!

[@RaverOperatorGeeza]

Comedy gold mate, doesn't often fail to disappoint. Diane Two Left Feet Abbott is her best persona...

[@wendycurrie9629]

Imagine Diane Abbott on the world stage! No, nor can I?

[@benpottsbeats1207]

Diane "Twelfty" Abbott. She needs sentenced to 1 year in prison but let out after 13 months for good behaviour.

[@manospasal159]

Dianne Abbot makes things up from empty space and trys to make sense of it herself. Perhaps that's why she wore two left shoes in 2019 elections.

[@gavinforsyth321]

I come back here every now and again just to remind me to never vote labour

[@michaelplumpton8873]

When she starts a sentence with WELL,she has no idea

[@curtiscummings7205]

"They will cost...., it will cost, about 80 millions pounds" - Diane Abbot

[@vicodumb]

This woman is a veritable encyclopedia of useful information.

[@arthurmorgan8529]

I didn't actually laugh at this at the time as I couldn't actually believe that someone this dangerously stupid almost became home secretary

[@karlmylnere5712]

Arthur Morgan , you are not alone in that thought , if that were to happen and this person became a government minister then the lunatics really would be running the show, someone as idiotic as this woman would not , in a serious political party get to do anything more than make the tea , the fact that she is no longer in a position of authority is a profound relief to us all.

[@1960keef]

I can’t take much more of this woman. She needs to Go ....I mean Wow

[@evertondave5825]

£30 pounds per year is great money for police officers in the Victoria Times

[@moodyguymick]

Good money in this day and age too considering they do sod all !!

[@exorcist1998]

Still one of the funniest interview's ever. Whats even scarier is there are people who watched this still voted for her 🤣

[@mikejones-tf6zo]

she is a funny comic act, her and Corybn

[@four_swords]

Hahaha if there’s a new series of The Thick of It she could go straight into the cast as is!

[@suededogs9670]

And this is a bird who went to Cambridge kids , take note .

[@jasonsekhon]

This woman still works for Labour.........