Diary of Wimpy Kid: Greg's No Nut November (REREAD)

It's finally here! and as always lets do a curtain call for everyone who helped put this together and took time out of their day to help me do this
Duncan: Newspaper ( / @funnyguppygaming )
Bailey: Rowley Jefferson
Jimmy: Frank Heffley ( / @jimbo5223 )
Alex: Susan Heffley/Sammy Twitchdic
[REDACTED] : Byron and Gary

[@R3alHuman]

Thanks for all the recent support! Go watch the sequel here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqucaGiio7qfeQ Here's a sidequel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpPbeoSmhbGKhbs

[@MilenaSrbova]

bro idk why people are so freaked out about this book its just a normal november

[@Electromental2763]

It got removed noooooo! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@R3alHuman]

@@Electromental2763 what did?

[@ironpunk666]

@R3alHuman the sequel got removed 😭

[@jonathanjoestar_real]

Thanks for representing the Transgender community

[@crystalin_N]

In a alternate universe, these are at real book fairs.

[@DodotheNickelodeonFanboy]

Agreed.

[@jaymorris327]

I wish it was ares

[@DodotheNickelodeonFanboy]

@@jaymorris327 where?

[@jackmclaughlin9911]

I don’t believe in alternative universes, but i wish it did. 😂

[@nitro4988]

That is very true since theirs an infinite amount of alternate universes

[@Codypro134]

I’m speechless. That was the most absurd, disgusting, and repulsive piece of writing I’ve ever laid eyes on. And I enjoyed every fucking sentence of it.

[@raidknight]

Truly a scrotie-McBoogerBalls situation. I see why it was taken off Reddit, but I mean it’s gotta be pretty f’ed up for REDDIT to take it down w

[@orange33340]

thats how i feel about this

[@oZqdiac]

That’s exactly what I’m thinking

[@senlong_the_worm]

We enjoyed it with you

[@Mercc_]

900TH LIKE AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA RHEHEHEHEHEHE

[@lolunicornsaj8907]

I like how in under five minutes it goes from "No Nut November is back!" to "MANNY KILLED HIMSELF!!!" I'm dying

[@athena1691]

I KNOW RIGHT..? I THOUGHT I SKIPPED A PART OR SOMETHING

[@toastedpancake9572]

@@athena1691 SAME MY JAW DEATACHED

[@jackmonkey4374]

Ikr

[@robwspace9950]

*Manny*🙍🔫

[@xklotsj]

Can we take a moment to appreciate uncle Travis? Man kicked down the fucking door as Byron was shooting all of his family members, and in doing so resulted in saving 4 lives. Rest in Peace uncle Travis

[@OverStrive2008]

Rip 🙏

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

i'm reading this with zero context, wtf?

[@ZURRLOL]

heros never die.

[@CorruptHorse]

@@puzzlepuddles6712💀

[@rockyanimates8874]

Gone but not forgotten 🫡 Travis died while helping his family.

[@TroopGamez]

That’s enough internet for today

[@christopherclantz5005]

That's enough internet for a month

[@Hog_rider0917]

@@christopherclantz5005 thats enough internet for the year

[@narenderpahwa440]

@@Hog_rider0917 thats enough internet for a decade

[@chimp4225]

@@narenderpahwa440 That’s enough internet forever

[@moornlight_]

​@@narenderpahwa440 that's enough internet for a century

[@kneecaps4530]

I should have taken that "viewer discression advised" warning seriously. After the grandpa giving hand jobs I knew what I was getting into

[@raidknight]

And why did Sammy have to come in 😂

[@deeznuter4828]

Oh hell nah I’m out like Barbara 😹called it wraps when I read your comment

[@kingweaslcy5067]

You skipped Manny blowing his fucking head off and the pig fucking him while dead?

[@WillICode]

I regret it too

[@ThePhantomeee]

I didn't even understood that advise

[@coolspider295]

The writer makes good use of "Chekhov's gun", the narrative principle that states if something is introduced it must play a role later. So many plot points are introduced early that have an impact later in the story.

[@cawsomeaolin]

yea this is actually quite good writing

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@cawsomeaolinA shit story that was written good.

[@cawsomeaolin]

@@Cheezy_Bunz yes i like gory messed up movies and shows that have really good writing so people can’t find excuses to hate on it for being gory (the boys for example)

[@djcatz691]

the “gimme that pussy” is way funnier than it would have been

[@OOPS19461]

Why the fuck is your minions cut cleaner than mine 😭

[@IamSoldiermaggot]

@@OOPS19461lol

[@gradeon2848]

ey b0ss

[@CBlixk6300]

This book breaks every conceivable law about sex imaginable 😂😂😂

[@SpicyMang0s]

It really does and has gore

[@jytvreal]

"conceivable"

[@mmmbreadyum936]

@@jytvrealhaha nice

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

Yes

[@Pack_Watch]

Bruh this book was hilarious 😂

[@Mystizal]

This is like the most out of pocket most disturbing thing I’ve ever read

[@anonymouslucario285]

It's a joke

[@wk1215]

@@anonymouslucario285 ballsacks

[@Jackypro_]

⁠@@anonymouslucario285ballsacks

[@NateS917]

​@@anonymouslucario285peepee and poopoo butts

[@aishaahmed3736]

911 likes

[@humptydumpty3345]

Feel like we’re all on a watchlist now.

[@MR_UNKNOWN42069]

we 100% are on a watchlist

[@athena1691]

Especially the one who wrote this, How did they keep a straight face while making this 😹

[@trollsansofficial]

​@@athena1691 he probably started literally laughing his ass off halfway

[@SusieLostHerDog]

Fr

[@user-wo5ve7fz7w]

Guys I just got a notification asking me if the FBI can know my location What do I do?

[@LegitimateCannon]

It went from "NOT NNN AGAIN!" To the whole family dying in 21 minutes.

[@jameshilton7894]

My parents think I’m a mad man. I’m listening to this with my headphones plugged but I keep laughing out loud when they’re trying to watch tv.

[@TommyNoDubs]

same 🤣

[@Sttatic123]

uwu weeb chan

[@thelawnmower6534]

Bro same I'm literally out of breath💀💀

[@siphobrisloks8133]

What? People still watch tv

[@Sttatic123]

@@siphobrisloks8133 :|

[@tangent.arc38618]

*“Raymond thought it would be funny to laugh at my erection, but lets not forget his mother has stage 3 breast cancer.”* 💀

[@christianaguiare544]

Greg is no better than Sammy or Byron

[@tangent.arc38618]

@@christianaguiare544 Byron is a broken man, sammy is just fucked in the head, and greg is a lot more relatable to us than we would like to admit

[@christianaguiare544]

@@tangent.arc38618 Byron was an assassin waiting until the time was right

[@athena1691]

The way he had to take a breather to read that 😭

[@linexi]

in character for greg

[@spiceaddict7967]

Thanks for the free audiobook, I put it on for my class while I was in a meeting and they said they loved it! Was the perfect choice to teach my 4th graders about a healthy diet since nuts can be very high in fat!

[@magicfire1000]

uhhh

[@g33zerthealien]

lol, the diet is very unhealthy, wdym?

[@petezahutt4859]

November First. So it begins…

[@gigachad-kk1jj]

6 months, you still alive? How about your family? Is your mom a dude?

[@pomuf_]

Absolutely love the fact that nothing is censored - except the swear words. Clearly the most controversial parts of this

[@R3alHuman]

No swearing on this Christian KZbin Channel >:(

[@Iexistforsomereasonlol]

​@@R3alHumanIf this is Christian. WHY DID GREG BUST A NUT

[@History-And-Stuff]

@@R3alHuman based

[@alphasushi9178]

@@R3alHumangod bless

[@CodyStrange_10]

@@R3alHuman damn

[@mcloughlinguy4127]

20:07 I like how it mentions earlier “you know what happens when kids in American schools get bullied” earlier in the booking and then has the fregly shooting as a headline. Such a great callback.

[@Ocro555]

OH Yah bro, and then there's also a video o Fregly school shooting everyone in the school (tho Greg was framed as the killer)

[@rigboy1234]

“Heya Greg, don’t come to school tomorrow”

[@CreatorGamer1234]

when i heard "you know what happnes when kids in American schools get bullied", first thing i thougt was, well, its *you know what* time again

[@BatFallGD]

“Luckily uncle Travis kicked down the door before getting shot 3 times in the back”. He sacrificed himself for the great or good

[@SheleenMC]

“I tried to warn them it was a trap.” Shrugs Frank, not in tears, but in disappointment of his dead children.

[@weaver_productions_]

But once I found out Manny was dead I knew something was wrong

[@MAC_00]

wait.. wha-

[@ShrekisthebestSwampHumper]

Yeah how could the mother not even care she loves manny so much. She or he was definitely the imposter

[@CesarGameBoy.]

I’m sorry did the title “Greg’s No Nut November” not give off any red flags?

[@pirilon78]

​@@CesarGameBoy.You didn't watch until the end did u

[@CesarGameBoy.]

@@pirilon78 That was my 3rd time watching it.

[@Pendragon1118]

*Edit: Apologies, I realized a little bit after leaving this comment, that people don't like seeing spoilers in the comments. Now this comment has a spoiler warning, so DON'T READ UNTIL YOU WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO! Thanks. Original comment: I did not expect Manny to KILL HIMSELF! that one took me off guard. This was very funny

[@crystalnottage9918]

he didnt, did you watch the whole thing ty for 69 likes

[@TurboDrive_]

@@crystalnottage9918 did or didn’t, it was still a very OUT OF NOWHERE event. The story went from zero to 💯 really fast

[@crystalnottage9918]

alr

[@Ghost_696]

@Sketch no he was just the smartest person in the family with his own plans, he would grow up to be some smart genius or something he’s basically like soloing life from the beginning

[@Ghost_696]

@Sketch ok, I kinda forgot, I haven’t reread the series in a whole two months💀 honestly I think manny is gonna be a supervillain or something a evil scientist he’s smart but uses it for his own good

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

Decease Count (I’m counting the sequel): 1.Manny. Male. Shot self to death. 2.Grandpa Heffley. Male. Shot in head. 3-5.Males. Shot to head. 6.Uncle Travis. Male. Shot several times in back. 7.Malcolm. Male. Head blown apart with shotgun. 8-22.Males. Shot to death. 23.Uncle Larry. Male. Shot in head. 24.Uncle Byron. Male. Shot exactly 54 times, dying basically instantly. 25.Grandma. Female. Stabbed through chest with knife. 26.Rodrick. Male. Eyes gouged out. -27.-Sammy Twitchdic. Ummmm… nonbinary? -Axed through head.- -28.-Gregory Heffley. Male. -Covered in cuts and died of hypothermia.- 27-65.Middle School Students (unknown if Fregley died, too). Varying Genders. Shot to death. An impressive 65 people died in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Greg’s No Nut November, especially thanks to the shootings caused by Byron and Fregley. This pie chart consists of 25 males, 1 female, and 39 of indeterminate gender. I’m not counting Greg and Sammy since they were retconned to still be alive in the sequel. Speaking of which… I was going to give the Golden Chainsaw to Sammy Twitchdic for their, uhh, his supposed death with the axe charge to the damn head by Greg, but it actually goes to Rodrick’s death at Sammy’s hands for having a brutal death that’s offscreen with a gruesome aftermath that we actually get to see, having his eyes painfully gouged out. Dull Machete for lamest kill goes to the school shooting victims. At least we got some details regarding the Byron shooting victims.

[@wasted6459]

It is tradition to watch this every November

[@WolfyStudio115]

This felt like if the series turned into south park slowly

[@Slenderslayer351]

South Park would make this an episode for sure

[@scottish_lunatic]

@@Slenderslayer351 one certain character does tend to blow their head off with a shotgun sometimes so thats a start

[@javienlugo6739]

More like Robot Chicken

[@roachmaster69420]

thats exactly what i was thinking lol

[@Dansilcvu]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@rusva3755]

I love the fact that in just a few weeks that Susan became a literal danger to the public and offed 15% of the city’s population.

[@IAmSmartCusIAm]

Well this was an emotional rollercoaster.

[@gretalaubscher7596]

Controversial or not, this was a golden read with a lot of well-thought story telling. Good job ❤

[@JustALittleAcoustic]

dear god i wanna say the person that wrote this should become an actual book writer but then again i’m scared at what they’re gonna make if they do 💀

[@mintychips22]

Agreed.

[@stubborn-red-head]

Name of the character in your pfp?

[@luginess0]

​@@stubborn-red-headfrisk undertale drawn by the guy who made underverse

[@hovercat105]

Naw who let bro cook💀

[@hovercat105]

This is hilarious tho

[@Voltrical]

@@hovercat105and messed up lol

[@ScorixFootballsEdits]

“The pig was out! , the pig nutted!” The best line ever.

[@Cap_blackk]

Tf this was so utterly bizarre and disgusting but also so good. I believe a writing which can make you feel two completely different feelings always is a good piece of art. Definitively a 💯/10

[@poliax7066]

This is the most bizarre yet strangely entertaining thing I’ve ever seen

[@toainsully]

I feel that Susan Heffley was actually Sammy Twitchdic's love affair and she was the one who actually died. However, the police mistook her for Sammy, thus allowing him to live on as Susan Heffley. Possible head-cannon

[@tangent.arc38618]

head canon on this story💀

[@johnfarlio1830]

To add on, maybe a buffalo bill situation took place, with Sammy "wearing" Susan

[@itz_jacoby3]

This was probably the funniest thing I’ve listened to in the past 3 years 😂

[@Professionalfailure]

This is a masterpiece, although I see why some people might find it disturbing

[@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe]

Gem PFP

[@TheTop5Topic]

6:11 had me rolling😂

[@rudeTXTmoa]

LMFAOOOO

[@tobi3983]

💀💀☠️

[@rudeTXTmoa]

*gimme dat poos*

[@DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial]

@@rudeTXTmoa**screams in generic ps1 weird shit that sounded realistic for the 90’s but sounds like a tree having a stroke in todays time**

[@lolJayPRODZ]

FR😂😂😂😂😂

[@Diggo94]

This was the most dramatic NNN ever

[@bigjerome-wz4uo]

Ong bro, shits like the squid games 😂

[@Diggo94]

@@bigjerome-wz4uo fr

[@Somedudewithaflare]

​@@bigjerome-wz4uoThe Nutter Games

[@xzProGamerOfficalzx]

what did i just watch and why did i watch it all

[@shagmag16]

greg's mom being a dude totally caught me off guard

[@athena1691]

Especially when they said he was a serial killer and a p😹rn star 💀

[@birb901]

i watched the og and this back to back and the narration has developed so much but i honestly prefer the goofy sound affects and voice impressions in the og. but man the reading here is phenomenal

[@R3alHuman]

thanks so much for the feedback! glad to see you like the differences!

[@Banner16]

It’s actually very surprising how someone managed to write this entire thing.

[@theoneandonlycxvert]

The squelching sound of Greg c*ming was disgusting 💀

[@CoffeeGremlin83]

What a nice wholesome family story!

[@waterdlyed]

This was hilarious yet unsettling, thank you for this narration.

[@speedietruck4861]

“The only person I’m worried about is Manny honestly, because I’ve never see him nut before” That made me giggle 💀

[@Baljeet69420]

That shit went from 0-100 real quick. “MANNY KILLED HIMSELF”

[@samuelbarrett5648]

Oh. My. Gosh. I'm a clean, stand-up classy guy who's read several of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, and this is one of the most captivating and amusing storylines I've ever had the privilege to hear. God bless the internet for allowing people to share their content. You legitimately have some skill with writing. Perhaps you should consider doing it as another stream of income if you enjoy it.

[@ctswag4204]

This made me laugh so hard I cried.

[@connorjones312]

This made me laugh so hard I had to pause every two minutes to breathe.

[@turquoiseslothranger]

this is the first diary of a wimpy kid fan fic i’ve read/listened to and it’s honestly a pretty good start

[@Detective.Horonigai]

This was literally the most insane thing I have ever read. It was hilarious, absurd, and plot twists kept coming out of left field. (Spoilers ahead) The freaking beast that "Susan" Heffley turned out to be, oh my god. The entire Heffley family in this LLB is a freaking train wreck. I love it, but it's insane. No wonder this thing was so controversial. Craziest shit of my frickin' life. I dunno if I'll ever be able to forget this. Welp, thank you, R3alHuman, for dubbing it with your pals, and uploading this godforsaken masterpiece... Jesus Christ.

[@helloimskip]

I feel like I'm already on a list after watching this.

[@kirbyman1295]

“Wait when was I in Vietnam?” 😂😂😂

[@waffle6376]

1968

[@daemosa4104]

17:07 the sound effects LMAOOOO

[@jacksonhatch371]

This is what I call “so messed up it’s funny,” I think I enjoyed this too much.

[@hampter7923]

i really listened to a diary of a wimpy kid fanfiction

[@Voltrical]

ikr 💀 what went wrong with us bro

[@MetalFucker246]

This was surprisingly epic

[@animedweeb77]

Bro. This took the darkest turn ever. And I fucking loved it, I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter 💀

[@shaneman9274]

As a survivor of NNN I can confirm this is accurate to how it goes and I am getting an I survived book for NNN

[@chasebowen4898]

19:51 if mine made a sound like that, I wouldn’t be fighting THAT hard for a pass 💀

[@crellercorps]

So Greg saw his mother naked and literally commented on her erm... parts. Not to mention "she" gave BIRTH to him. SO HOW'S SHE A DUDE ME NO UNDERSTANDY

[@laksananthanandarajah1477]

his real mom died

[@mikillar1115]

I want a physical version of this so bad.

[@tomsmurf4225]

The delivery of "MANNY KILLED HIMSELF" is so funny for no reason

[@That_One_Gaming_Guy]

Why does this sound like this is how Greg would write about a situation like this as it i's funny as hell!

[@LittleSilva422]

Has anyone told you that your actually good at narration, great job dude

[@Nataliatg89PW]

Always remember that, someone took the time to write this whole book.

[@JosukeHigashikataReal]

What did i just witness before my eyes...

[@Klusterfrick]

Jeff Kinney should watch this

[@theamazingspider-man5029]

bro would never make a book again💀

[@waffle6376]

he take this down

[@AntiBtsArmy18]

He read it and we dont know how he felt...but it was soon taken down by r/lödeddiper

[@killwind]

Haven't laughed like this in a while. Thanks.

[@duck_with_a_knife5615]

The fact that this even exists is so fucking funny to me

[@SpicyMang0s]

I can see why this book was nearly banned. Holy fuck, that’s some brutal shit!

[@ThePhantomeee]

Did it really got published?

[@andree9519]

​@@ThePhantomeeeno, it's just a reddit parody THANKFULLY

[@jtteope1178]

Im printing all the pages, putting them together, printing the book cover, pasting it, and making this an actual book i own YOU CANT STOP ME

[@a.rleather9420]

4:54 that took a big turn ngl😂

[@Ascertivus]

This is the funniest parody I’ve ever seen. Bravo, man. Bravo.

[@Gamebreaking3636]

This is a masterpiece honestly diary of wimpy kid needed this type of humour subbed ur a miracle i laughed all the way

[@prowthegamer]

I don’t know what I just watched. I think I need to rethink my life and my choices.

[@R3alHuman]

Nah you made the right ones

[@CHlCATHECHICKEN]

If you’re here, you did something right.

[@declineed]

honestly this is one of the funniest youtube videos every published. the narration just makes it even better

[@balsingh6016]

This is my favorite one yet

[@XDrang93]

It's a DOAWK November tradition!

[@DaSniper406]

This went from hilarious to holy shit in the span of minutes.

[@Din_Duck]

I looove this book. Thanks for reading it

[@R3alHuman]

Thanks for watching it :)

[@rigboy1234]

It’s hard to read this unironically

[@TreeLump]

why did it take a year for this piece of art to get to my feed

[@TheRealTestTube_II]

this story is so random that I love every bit of it

[@Justrandomthingsofc-co9bg]

20:04 I hear the music and was smiling. Also this made me see a whole new thing for diary of a wimpy kid ;-;

[@user-lx2bo8if1d]

If Jeff Kenny saw this he would be disapointed

[@BlazeIt-zz1ih]

This deserves an Oscar.

[@rauflaaaaaaaa8020]

I'm speechless. This was the most gutwrenching and traumatizing book ever. Holy jesus. And the detail at the end (blood, handwriting) was the cherry on top.

[@BuddyTheThird]

Damn, that was actually a pretty good story.

[@thunder2thousand8]

Yeah, seriously

[@grapejuice664]

​@@thunder2thousand8aww seriously

[@nurturejill]

It's 2:38am in the morning. This is the most beautiful, immaculate, tremendous, absolutely magnificent thing I've ever seen.

[@yeetethdeleteth3307]

What a rollercoaster of a fanfic

[@KrisbyCreme]

I watched all of this and don't regret it at all

[@oddconstantine]

Im glad I found this plus this is the first time I fully read a book in a year

[@ethanol1586]

Im not upset at the fact I cliked on this video, but more upset that I listened to all of it willingly

[@bluebone1116]

I am both disturbed and amused. I just couldn't believe what I was watching😂😂

[@Ilikenachosig]

"All I heard was he shot 2 bullets before being turned into red mist by 54 bullets"

[@CormacKelly-se7th]

This is still great, there have been a lot of moments where I've been laughing my ass off at different parts in the book. But towards the end is when it really got messed up.

[@BurninLikeMagic]

6:38 this whole page got me rolling 😭

[@grboi8216]

Thank you for a read of this fine literature.

[@Splitzard]

This hits different at the start of NNN…

[@tmtmtg]

I remember when this whole thing was being published and this was a nice reminder of it, thanks lmao