Did Charles Dance have a chimp around for tea? - Would I Lie to You? - Series 7 Episode 2 - BBC

[@simonstanier]

He doesn't even bother making this story believable. He's just daring them to accuse him of lying.

[@louisemitchell3418]

I thought it was a lie. He is really good.

[@byrne8509]

as befits a lannister

[@musawirmohd6353]

He does that in hopes that their defiance will give him the reason and opportunity to call his banner and put them to the lannister vanguard.

[@thememaster7]

That's what gave him away. A liar would try to make it believable.

[@odilevanderstap7446]

No matter how old Charles is, he will always be handsome...

[@gregoryvanderwiel8691]

Handsome grandpa ♥

[@АлександарПетровић-в4ю]

DILF

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

GILF

[@maltesers008]

Odile van der Stap omg true!!!

[@FreeSpirit999]

Amen to that! Them eyes get me in the heart, then he speaks and I'm a damn puddle on the floor.

[@ausomeaspie]

I love this so much! "Who is it?" "It's a chimpanzee!" "What does it want?" "I think it wants Tea!" "Well ask it in!" I love Charles and his wife!!! So nonchalant!

[@TheSeventhChild]

What a terrible way to speak of Tyrion

[@kingvvk]

Ben Tarr shut ye gob, you facking snowflake

[@gz9975]

He said Chimp, not Imp.

[@LucyVillain]

This made me burst out laughing 😂

[@EzraDair]

kingvvk 😂😂😂😂

[@lordcrayzar]

You mean Benedict.

[@flannerymonaghan-morris7461]

I just love the whole deadpan way Charles talks about the conversation with his wife, and at 1:22, just says “It’s a chimpanzee” as if he’s totally expecting it or is used to such weird things happening. It’s just hilarious. Has he been in a Wes Anderson movie? If not, he should be.

[@chickenman6308]

More surprising is it was true.

[@seano19]

'What does it want?' Perfect delivery as one would expect

[@Axhol3Rose]

I'll never get tired of his voice. And it's not just his pitch and tone, but also the way he pronounces the words. It is called class.

[@liamwalsh4008]

Yes, Marx wrote a book about that.

[@MrMcChuckles95]

It's called private education. If you're implying that the two are synonymous then wake up.

[@quintiniusverginix7827]

@@MrMcChuckles95 Charles Dance was not privately educated.

[@MrMcChuckles95]

@@quintiniusverginix7827 "Widey High School for Boys", if your school is segregated it's defs private.

[@quintiniusverginix7827]

@@MrMcChuckles95 No, not necessarily. Segregation used to be the norm for state schools as well as private schools.

[@TheReal7Bit]

Charles Dance apparently lived through a Real Life Monthy Python Sketch then haha

[@DarthAzabrush]

He once referred to Emilia Fox as "the most beautiful, the most talented, the most delightful young lady ever to repeatedly karate kick me in the head"

[@gutar5675]

That is the most British story that I've ever heard

[@365reece]

Senor Studly presuming your not English?

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

Neither are you, it seems...

[@MaskedManatee]

Boom roasted.

[@mr.dalerobinson]

@@365reece from someone from the colonies, it sounds terribly British. They did have a very cosmopolitan empire, but they also had a very English way of dealing with it.

[@capcompass9298]

@@365reece Nor is you're spelling.

[@2ndRatePetronius]

Charles Dance is one of those fortunate men who have an absolutely mesmerizing and legendary voice. Only Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones can compare.

[@loodlebop]

"What does it want" brilliant

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

it wants Casterly Rock

[@EternalRoman]

The dead pan humor that Charles Dance delivers makes it so much funnier. Already saw him in a comedy dancing in drag, and it was both funny and disturbing all at once. We need him to play more comedic roles too, this guy will always be a legend no matter what he plays.

[@gw311]

love British humor and big fan of Charles Dance. Did anyone else feel belittled or intimidated at the look CD gave at 2:06. man was admitting his fears and CD looked at as if to say COWARD!

[@gateauxq4604]

The questions were rather funny British bits. Americans would tend to gawk more at that ridiculous story, just outright say 'false', and also wonder why the hell anyone was going anywhere just for tea. We're frickin weird ;b I want one of these game shows in the US! I'm not sure they'd go over well tho, but Who's Line has done very well so maybe...

[@Farhadk1989]

2:25 I can't believe David didn't say, "chimpanzees are not monkeys." I don't recall which show it was, but he's definitely yelled that before

[@Joker-yw9hl]

The one with Alex Jones' zoo bag story

[@S55inatr4]

I love his face 01:23-01:24 he's so funny and a handsome old man as well

[@benwesker]

Tywin Lannister is a so good actor, that he acts Charles Dance so well in the reality...

[@forzalarobur]

Shocking grammar

[@bigbobabc123]

+forzalarobur agreed

[@amadon.2667]

@@bigbobabc123 Looks like perfectly fine German grammar, even the comma is right on point. 😉

[@lordcrayzar]

Benedict.

[@noahmay7708]

This is gold right here. A priceless find in the days of autocorrect.

[@Carbon2861996]

"Chimpanzee, I'm running late. Send word to Charles. You must not fail. Go!"

[@TimeandMonotony]

My coworker told me to look this up after I told him to look up Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey. I was not disappointed, Matt. I was not disappointed.

[@Vallee92982]

Can you imagine knocking on a door and who answers...Charles Dance! And he's just staring down at you.

[@Jotari]

I don't know what I'm more incredulous about, that this was a true story or that all three of them actually guessed that correctly.

[@lewisirwin5363]

The fact he called it a female chimp probably helped somewhat

[@xHaniffax]

I love Charles Dance so much. I wish he could narrate my life.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

Don't know why I didn't think of this before, but Charles with his epic voice and looks could pick up the mantle and play an excellent Saruman

[@OhhBiscuits]

Oh my god, I was thinking "God, David's team are idiots for thinking it's true", and it was! X'D

[@daddyleon]

I can't blame you, I was thinking too, how the fuck could that ever be true??

[@gamg1850]

Hearing that voice tell that story is really confusing

[@delCorteh]

😂 "it ordered a taxi" Yet another excellent example of Lee Macks lightspeed thinking, what a damn guy.

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

quickest wit i have ever seen. not every one is a zinger but most are

[@maxdamagusbroski]

Written in advance.

[@carmennita5959]

So funny , so charming.❤️ Charles.❤️ is a fabulous actor.💎I love him very much !!! 😘💕😍

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Why is it that all celebrities have these REALLY freaking weird stories? The oddest thing that ever happened to me was probably when I was working in a charity shop, opened a box of stuff someone had donated, and inside was a collection of sex-toys. One of which was a blow-up sex sheep doll. Now, that's weird. But I would put that several levels of weirdness below having a chimp round for sunday tea and serving it cheese and tomato sandwiches.

[@KazzoKiller3890]

Because of the fame and the interesting people they know, probably from traveling.

[@Skyewars]

James Bennett You think someone having a pet chimp is weirder than someone donating sex toys to charity?

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

When you put it like that, no, not really. Especially since the blow up sheep sex doll was in a box that had been opened and sellotaped back up. And who wants a used sex doll?

[@Skyewars]

James Bennett I guess that's why he gave it to charity.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pre-loved" items. Oh, and I meant that the guy who donated it had used it before donating it. Not that he's somehow gotten a used one.

[@Venom-gh7bn]

He has a voice of a king

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

Charles Dance is a treasure.

[@sonja8532]

2:06 "Judging you" face

[@OdditiesandRarities]

KARL PILKINGTON WOULD BE AMAZING AT THIS!!

[@noahmay7708]

Aaaw i dont know

[@tbass94]

Mark and Dobbie on the same team!

[@LordTrayus]

I love how Charles says all this with a completely straight face. Tywin Lannister's poker face FTW!

[@CHOULO19]

I have so many questions still about this...

[@DarthAzabrush]

The answer is true... because that's the sort of shit that happens to Charles Dance. This is the man who described Emilia Fox as "the most talented young lady ever to karate kick me in the head"

[@CorbSword]

Tywin! Don't talk about Tyrion like that! You'll make him cross! GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELLOW ...bow you on the shitter.

[@nuriel1825]

OH SNAP

[@Andybiotics]

Alex Corbin Tyrion doesn't drink tea! lol

[@entewente]

+Alex Corbin Why are the spoilers bellowing?

[@CorbSword]

***** They're very angry.

[@entewente]

Alex Corbin :)

[@lforster2]

One of the best ones I’ve seen

[@joliecide]

Lord Tywin was every inch a king, yet he wore no crown.

[@DigitalMonsters]

He just has one of those voices, like Ian Mckellen, Patrick Stewart, Morgan Freeman etc

[@obi501]

James Earl Jones

[@W4CKYB4CKY]

"No it's not an opinion it's a fact!"

[@TheBassHeavy]

02:53 - I love Stephen hahaah

[@nikopawlowic6557]

Some stories are just so bonkers that you can't make them up.

[@OwenSimpsonUK]

This should've actually happened on Game of Thrones when Arya Stark was serving Tywin Lannister at Casterly Rock

[@MrThorfan64]

Anybody else thought of Tyrion?

[@MrShadowofthewind]

Tyrion does not drink tea, Tyrion drinks wine.

[@MrFallout3man]

+MrThorfan64 *Tywin

[@jez4969]

+aFlatTire no he meant tyrion, his son.

[@4st7lb25]

Savage

[@MrThorfan64]

Just go loony.

[@Benbobr]

FREAKING GOOD ACTOR, I believe it is true because of his lying act.

[@KalleJon10]

Ben Rokah not good acting then... Overacting if you ask me. Not that I would accuse Charles of that, but according to your comment...

[@dizziefree]

Can't WAIT for this episode!

[@fromthegamethrone]

He read the card the same way he reads the speech in Ali-G

[@squamish4244]

He does a good job acting like it could be total b.s., but maybe not...I imagine all the guests do that. Funny.

[@5H4K490]

its the added benefit of getting actors to come on this show since faking things is apart of their trade.

[@nickc3053]

I thought he did a pretty crap job tbh. With a story as ridiculous as that, its quite easy to make it sound untrue and hesitate so people think youre making it up. He was quite straight forward with all the answers

[@obi501]

@@nickc3053 🤡🤡

[@Revengeofthestorm61]

Magnificent and colossal bastard you Tywin, still i admire you so much as an actor

[@LYLeelers]

Perhaps they haven't quite been around long enough for their voices to qualify as legendary but certainly mesmerising: Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch

[@tom09005]

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard hahaha

[@AtagoSKK]

Surprised no one called Rob out on calling a chimp a monkey.

[@Shmiguelly]

I love Charles Dance.

[@smontherun1430]

Wife: Who's that? Charles: It's a chimpanzee. Wife: What does it want? Charles: I think it wants tea. Cersei: I thought Tyrion liked ale more?

[@cyeforme]

tyrion drinks wine silly

[@h.huffen-puff4105]

What's funny about this is that Charles is not acting. He's dead serious and seems unable to comprehend the humour. It's just a story to him and he's not sure if the audience is laughing at him.

[@flannerymonaghan-morris7461]

Yeah especially the deadpan way that he tells the story.

[@jf9229]

such a great voice

[@bobbydeuce6486]

I’d believe anything that man told me

[@c0rtin3x]

I sometimes glimpse a bit of Lord Tywin in there... subtle, but yet there.

[@astrellax11]

This made my day lol

[@swapnilbatle]

There couldn't have been a better casting for Tywin. I mean, even when he wants to be amusing, he is intimidating.

[@panda4247]

How much did they cut from the story? At what point did David's team started thinking it's true??

[@xergiok2322]

Indeed, sometimes the editing is particularly obvious. David's team had a lie verdict written all over them, but then they were suddenly happy go with truth.

[@MartinRich91]

Oh Lord Tywin!

[@qwertyTRiG]

Lord Vetinari.

[@dngrouscrgo]

Why did they not question how it was able to get to his house unaccompanied?

[@AzaratheFlea]

"It was about this high" (*mimes with hands*) damn bruh you sure it wasn't Tyrion who visited you?

[@skoda10]

i feel kind of relieved that he seems to enjoy the show, i keep hoping that nobody will say something he won't like or approve of and start killing everybody.

[@L.A.97.]

No, I live outside the UK. This has never been broadcast in my country.

[@budle89]

Is he married to Maggie Smith? Lol

[@L.A.97.]

Finally, new season!

[@KimM13744]

I just realised that Charles Dance's voice sounds like Christopher Lee to me.

[@JohnSmiffer]

Rob forgets he's the host constantly. Was full on selling the idea it was true to Davids team.

[@MannyXVIII]

I would invite it in. After all, you cannot allow it to run around the neighbourhood and potentially get into an accident with a car. Just ask it in, give him something to eat, close the exits and call the police or whoever is responsible to take care of animals going AWAL

[@dinolandra]

I'm just imagining all this and it is hilarious.

[@twonk12]

Gosh he said that well! Anyone else think that?

[@jeffreychongsathien]

I went through the rollercoaster of Truth/Lie on this one...

[@commandert5]

1:39 I think it wanted a timeout.

[@veeboer1]

Sounds like a Karl Pilkington story

[@Son0fHobs]

Does he ever give the backstory anywhere? I'm sure this is a rather embellished rendition of the annecdote, but I'm really curious to get the story.

[@ifyoureadthisyouable]

Charles Dance? And I half expected a Lord of the Rings quote!

[@ChanelCoco-pk7mp]

I loved that x

[@L.A.97.]

Yeah, I've seen tons of them. Here on KZbin.

[@xpledgeturnprestigex]

Ahh Hiddlesbatch, a ship that will never sink.

[@MrDsbh1]

Got to catch the red eye!

[@kenyamazaki841]

Jamie pull that up real quick

[@genuinelyjag]

I’m eating a cheese and tomato sandwich as I watch this..no chimp though

[@Rishikesh_Mohite]

Lee Mack with his quick wit.

[@lonewretch]

the man is magnificent!

[@celtickiwi11]

last week was the first episode!

[@topbluffa1]

1:52 the taxi joke was very poor for lee it made sense the way charles did it as "tea" and the letter "t" are pronounced the same

[@TheDavelogan]

Chuck D is the man

[@SarahSmith-nr2wj]

I want a chimp to come to my house for tea.

[@AliceElizabeth19]

Ooooh fair dos :) have you watched an entire episode before then?

[@SZRLM]

0:01 That is no way to talk about Peter Dinklage.

He looks so handsome :0

[@owen1417]

I love Charles dance

[@roarblast7332]

I had to pause when David Mitchell said he thinks it's true. Whaaat!?!? There is no way this story is true and if it is true then holy wtf. But Mitchell thinks it's true? That caught me off guard. I fail to see how this story is more plausible than any of the others he seems convinced are lies. There are so many things wrong with this that my brain is falling out in shock. If it turns out to be true then.. I just don't understand reality like I thought I did.

[@roarblast7332]

... well there we go. Reality officially isn't real.

[@pjani14]

But it's a possible fit to the storyteller. You can imagine Charles Dance or Brian Blessed knowing someone eccentric enough to come round to tea with a trained monkey, less so if it were someone like Jon Richardson or Josh Widdicombe.

[@GeeGe.]

HOW IS THAT TRUE?? I WANT TO KNOW MORE!

[@Sashi_Mee]

would be so great if it was a lion.

[@cormacdonnelly5015]

nah man, probs woulda died then

[@capcompass9298]

It would have trouble knocking on the door.

[@AliceElizabeth19]

Didn't you know this series began last week? XD

[@twitte0king]

He and Lee look a bit similar

[@QuisSeperabit60]

He had Tyrion round

[@Maximillionaire666]

When I first saw the name of the video, I thought it said he had an Imp around for tea. But that would've been too good to be true...