Did You Know Dr Bright is Not Allowed to Do These 29 Things?

[@kitsunegold4596]

I get the feeling that Dr Bright isn’t actually cruel just bored out of his mind with immortality.

[@Kingdo_RGT]

oh he his, actually one of scp I forgot the number is a camera who show the true desired of people. In bright case, it's show a graveyard with a grave with the epitaph "Dr.bright can finally rest in peace"

[@minze202]

If harming(or even killing) someone because you're bored is not considered cruel then I don't know what is.

[@somerandomperson9948]

@@minze202 Perhaps he’s hoping there’ll be something that causes him to permanently die

[@Cosmopolantic]

@@minze202 Those are just funny gamer moments, dont worry

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

I mean…. Wouldn’t *YOU* be?

[@t3chkn1ght]

I can't believe they left out some of Dr.Bright's best mottos: "If all else fails, poop on it" "Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy" "Someone is getting stabbed" "447 and dead bodies, two great tastes that taste great together" "Science for the Science God."

[@rhetz1562]

Dr bright sounds like my kinda man ngl

[@kolibrispacestation]

@@IronGuy-jf8ed a lot of people like to believe the new rename for dr. bright, aka dr. shaw, is just the name he goes by as a field agent :)

[@Han_Solo6712]

RESEARCH FOR THE RESEARCH THRONE!

[@wings_of_wax4125]

And best rules. I know a year ago there was more than a lowly 30 rules. But also idk when it became classified and may have been a year ago.

[@Sprout_Seedly]

someone is surely getting stabbed

[@anduinxbym6633]

_"Throw D-Class at it until it stops"_ seems like a pretty fair summarization of foundation policy though...

[@jmking4943]

Same thing with "Let's try it on 682"

[@drbrightssecretacountnobod4615]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@fodetraore6666]

Both true

[@PrincessMouse02]

@@drbrightssecretacountnobod4615 Bright, I agree with all you stand for as long as I'm not permanently affected. I'll join you

[@endershadow6232]

Same! Btw who let 106 out?? I saw a black hole on my closet door last night.

[@elisonholace4033]

I love the fact Dr.Bright is basically an overgrown immortal child the foundation has to babysit.

[@MidnightDStroyer]

But somehow I get the impression that if it wasn't for the effects of that amulet, Dr. Bright wouldn't need to be babysat by the SCP, merely a normal, non-anomalous insane asylum could do the job.

[@sharksam8583]

@@MidnightDStroyer yeah, honestly sounds about right. The only reason the foundation doesn't throw him out? Is because Abel killed him. While he was holding on to the Magic necklace. If it wasn't for that, he'd be way too much trouble for what he's worth.

[@unknownerror8060]

@@MidnightDStroyer in short the amulet saved him from being a side character

[@Draedon126]

LOL accurate

[@shy_dodecahedron]

He's as much SCP object as part of staff.

[@scarletletter4900]

Dr. Bright: Aww, c'mon guys! You've had worse. Me: He's not wrong.

[@SuperMarioXY305]

But he was the cause of the worse

[@Batatta_07]

As an brasilian myself, I agree with him in every possible way

[@thunderstudent]

Vote Jack Bright for 2024! He’s our last chance for a *Bright*er tomorrow!

[@chickenman9459]

the worst part is that that's basically the democrats main selling point right now. "The republicans are worse"

[@trentecinq35]

Like Roe V Wade being overturned

[@orangeinkius7257]

"let's use it on 682" and "throw d-classes at it until it stops" are entirely accurate though, also how does Kellogg know enough about the foundation to sue it, that shouldn't be possible most people are entirely unaware it exists

[@Berry_516]

“Can we put in in 914?” Too

[@Flame86453]

True

[@benjvital]

I love that they had to dedicate an entire mobile task force to stopping his antics(yes it’s for the whole Bright family due to their anomalous capabilities but it’s still funny)

[@kiarastardust]

also there is that site filled with dr. brights. And god help us if they breach containment

[@PiousWildcarde]

@@kiarastardust If I'm not mistken, that's the site where Bright-99 is stationed, to make sure the instances of Dr. Bright stay there.

[@thatoneperson134]

096 with a personality of dr bright is so funny

[@felictyafton9456]

Dr Bright: *Brings SCP-166 to SCP Speed Dating* Dr Clef: Oh, boy! Here I go killing again!

[@smiththeinspiringanimator7042]

LOL! XD

[@iikill-edyou]

what speed dating? please report to site command to receive your class-a amnestic. speed dating never happened

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

How else did would it get banned then?

[@Frostyboifr]

Speed dating? What are you on? There never was one!

[@cinnarey6789]

Dr Bright is so funny to me cuz he's like actually a legitimate genius, just a really smart guy. and this is how he chooses to spend his time.

[@nxptne._.]

Yep. That’s right.

[@SilentSpaces404]

@@nxptne._. where do you even get the chainsaws-

[@nxptne._.]

@@SilentSpaces404 don’t ask.

[@ocal123]

a bored immortal

[@meliasnahtony2951]

He's what you get when you give Micheal Reeves immortality

[@j.peters1222]

Dr. Bright is a mad, yet brilliant researcher. I can't help but feel like if his skills weren't required, they'd just put the medallion into containment. Not like the guy would be going anywhere lol. But alas, his services are very much a necessity and his shenanigans have just become a part of dealing with him. Bright is cursed with eternal life and knowing that he will outlive everyone is probably why he is such a mischievous person.

[@azurrayne4140]

That, and the numerous deaths have probably warped his psyche a little. Plus, he had to be George W. Bush, that would make anyone insane.

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

Some of the uncensored things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do are outright hilarious

[@nxptne._.]

I know I’m funny.

[@pugboigamer9591]

@@nxptne._. Can you make a chainsaw cannon tutorial?

[@LocallyUnsmart]

@@nxptne._. chainsaw cannon tutorial when

[@Batatta_07]

@@nxptne._. we need it

[@theflyingdiamond21]

@@nxptne._. a chainsaw cannon is exactly what the doctor ordered.

[@nay-glee2906]

Dr bright motto isnt actually wrong. He’s actually quite right with the names especially the 682 and d class one

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

"THROW D-CLASS AT IT TILL IT STOPS BECAUSE WE MIGHT AS WELL PULL THEM FROM 3 UNIVERSES OVER BECAUSE WE HAVE PLENTY" (just a joke)

[@alixxoxo9853]

dr bright being absolutely batshit crazy and fearless but still being an absolute necessity to the foundation is hilarious

[@sunnycitruss]

the fact that one of the boundaries that needs to be set is “do not kick the kittens” is really.. something.

[@LorienInksong]

Sounds like they should assign him another doctor as a partner. Who is in reality specialized in stopping Dr.Bright's actually dangerous shenanigans. Its would be part of his containment.

[@joffreybaratheon4904]

Sign me up.. I’ll keep him under control

[@Randoinyourwalls423]

Both of these guys have good heads on their shoulders. Except maybe the replier. I feel like you two would turn the facility inside out, literally.

[@dasderdie5841]

Soooo...Dr.Bright would be a truely lunatic Sherlock Holmes and the other guy woul be a really scarry, combat ready Doc Watson for that Szenario.

[@FemmexFatalxVex]

Remember, he has a tendency to play hot potato with his necklace. So assigning someone to him…. Is like giving him a hit list.

[@dasderdie5841]

@@FemmexFatalxVex unless the dude has a tennis racket to send the thing flying.

[@achintyaagrawal9819]

Us: So what are you not allowed to do at the foundation? Dr Bright: Yes

[@williamcartertindale11]

You need a full video of everything he can't do. Would probably be a good few hours long but interesting

[@thereallegitimatemontblanc]

everywhere i go... i see his face...

[@Galaxydancer203]

I saw one video going over all the rules and it was an hour long. Found it very funny though and I watched the whole thing

[@guardian5116]

24 hours

[@supersillysammy272]

​@@Galaxydancer203 link pls

[@qwefg3]

Still love the motto "Use it on 682" as that is what a lot of SCPs usually end up being used on.

[@jmking4943]

What if Dr. Bright used his amulet on 682

[@drbrightssecretacountnobod4615]

@@jmking4943 we don't talk about the incident

[@jmking4943]

@@drbrightssecretacountnobod4615 now I need to know

[@halo129830]

@@drbrightssecretacountnobod4615yes we do … dr bright will never know we know

[@LovelyLara123]

I mean, he’s not technically wrong…….

[@arandomidiot7448]

Dr Bright is not allowed to attempt to enter the back rooms, and then attempt to conquer the wretches

[@talesfromunderthemoon]

Well, he will never return.

[@milkman4407]

@@talesfromunderthemoon He will return

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

What if he found out how to body swap with an entity there ???????

[@EnclaveSgt]

I'm pretty sure Doctor Bright would have no problem with the backrooms.

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

@@milkman4407 Bro you kill him he gonna come back we stuck with dis guy

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: Speak, Breath, Walk, Levitate/hover/float, Occupy any amount of spacial area, Exist, Unexist and anything in between

[@KebusuNiisan]

[SCP-166 was setup on a date with SCP-049] Dr Clef: (Cocks the shotgun) *NOW WHERE IS THAT [redacted] BABOON WEARING THAT STUPID [redacted] MEDALION?!*

[@joffreybaratheon4904]

My exact response if my daughter was set up with a guy without my knowledge

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

Everything in the book is redacted by now. ( Just a joke )

[@elemon4862]

The most underrated comment

[@baldrian22]

@@ThatDigitalArtistOnline the book is probably redacted to ;)

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

@@baldrian22 "welp time to read!" **Random static sounds**

[@aeroscantsee1665]

17:38 dr. Bright watching films and scp-682 running around like an overgrown dog just kills me lol.

[@TooCoolForYoutube35]

Me too! 😂

[@StellarCrackhead42]

It's hilarious, Dr. Bright is an extremely intelligent person with the mind of an absolute genius, but my man straight up just chooses to make chaos. Boredom at its peak

[@jt3948]

I mean he does wanna kick a kitten

[@THEWUNDERBARGAMING]

a note to all scp staff: if dr. bright is seen on any ai imaging site, LOG HIM OFF. the last time he was on any ai image creator, he combined seemingly every image-based infohazard AND memetic hazard under the sun into an abomination of an image that,when shown to anyone,would likely result in either a new scp being created or multiple containment breaches occuring,and trust us,if that happens, we have our own ai that will have some colorful words for you.

[@chibi_gg]

Dr. Bright is my favorite character from the SCP Foundation He's just such a mood

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

I'm fond of him, SCP-999, SCP-343, SCP-049, SCP-166 and SCP-507

[@smiththeinspiringanimator7042]

Awesome and cool! ^_^

[@kirbylink1992]

Same bro

[@nxptne._.]

Yea same.

[@kirbylink1992]

@@nxptne._. oh hi Jack!

[@TwiliPaladin]

7:57 This threat reminded me of a game of Apples to Apples I played in my high school German class. Freshman year, end of first semester. The topic was "comfy", and someone answered "the electric chair". Don't think I've laughed that hard before or since. Even the teacher got a good laugh from it.

[@MaximNightFury]

If I had a nickel for every time Bright caused the loss of a big toe, I'd have two nickels. Which is weird that it happened twice

[@carolchavez5213]

He is cursed with immortality, and people around him are cursed with the chance of losing their big toe (or a weird death)

[@jt3948]

If I had a nickel for everytime dr bright did something funny and or stupid I wouldn't be in crippling debt

[@Kyunir]

The "Over 9000" lines were done super well. Your voice acting is getting pretty insane

[@Addinius]

"There's very little under the foundation's perfue that he can't do" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[@Gaming_Pianist]

you know things are screwy when you have to tell a scientist: “NO. MORE. CHAINSAWS!”

[@StephenDelRosario777]

"Use bigger guns" actually seems like a good solution to a few of the foundation's anomalies. I've never once, heard about an mtf using rockets on 106 or 173- I bet that would do some serious damage.

[@Cyber_Artist]

Sure but they mostly are yk, inside and that would cause more damage and more breaches lols

[@Klackazoid]

9:49 this is the best part, Dr Bright is a real G

[@missingno_LLC]

This has been my favorite series of shorts on this channel hands down. Even over all the SCP-914 attempts.

[@davidbrown5146]

In summary: Dr. Bright is not allowed to have any fun ever. ("Throw D-class at it until it stops" is 100% accurate though)

[@thebluespider_lilly]

Yes Yeet d class at the scarlet king until it leaves

[@davidbrown5146]

@@thebluespider_lilly You jest but I'm 100% certain someone on the board suggested it

[@thebluespider_lilly]

@@davidbrown5146 probably

[@Justawitchofthewoods]

He is my spirit animal Edit: Ok, I'm with the foundation on the Steve Irwin one. --- Some heartwarming news tho (not SCP related) is that is Son is going to be doing what his dad used to do

[@Hpenguin_VR]

19:04 "no matter how many times you call it big mighty croc" - Bro almost got me.

[@Thatorangejuiceguy118]

13:27 Old 682 was hopping around site 19 like a big playground when suddenly 073 popped out of his grave and hit 682 with his shoulder blades

[@sumterrarian1339]

I think Dr Bright is another one of my favorite SCP’s just because of what he’s not aloud to do

[@markpridemore7357]

Dr bright is probably my favorite researcher

[@5amm0n79]

6:25 mc-scuse you that will always be relevant. dr bright's chaos level IS OVER 9000!!!.

[@duskianfae]

I love how the narrator sounds just mildly annoyed through most of these, and then the Steve Irwin one comes along and he sounds deeply offended

[@AbyssScythe]

Dude this dude Dr Bright wants to use chainsaws to solve everything and he laughs at everything he does he’s already my #1 favorite person in the entire SCP Franchise

[@AZunon]

i feel like the foundation is paying more to clean up after bright than it is to repair 682’s constant destructive rampages

[@MikeSanders2000]

I love how the council can't/won't do anything about Dr. Bright. Besides him being a good researcher (when he puts his mind to it) he also has quite a few connections in the SCP organization

[@eddykidplayzyt]

To be fair, if I were immortal and kept in a place with very interesting entities, I would try and have some kind of fun with it

[@meleefox3218]

I'm surprised you guys don't have a playlist for this, because this has become a recurring series on this channel. Thanks to Jack for being himself!

[@somethingdark66]

We need a complete compilation of all of the things Dr Bright is not allowed to do

[@thepopemichael]

I would love to hear more about the adventures of Dr Bright over all of these "when day breaks" videos.

[@thefool7093]

Brights the type of coworker that’s gonna get jumped by the HR department and the higher up are gonna be like “AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME!”

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

I feel like people avoid him knowing he can kill someone for a joke, it has happened before and bright needs a to stop

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

Sorry about the misspelling I didn't mean to click the post comment thing yet

[@blizz2748]

I both love and fear bright. I would love working at him. Until my lack of immortality and weakness to anomalies bites me in the butt

[@assemblyrequired7342]

Got to love how Dr. Bright is like the Foundation's equivalent to Darth Vader. He randomly kills site personnel with SCP pranks, which would normally result in a very brisk termination for most personnel.

[@EXieron]

Never thought of it like that

[@wicked.a950]

Are we sure that Dr. Bright isn't on the 05 council? There are a lot of more stable/polite/safe SCP's that are treated way worse than him... Is he even being contained?

[@aramiskoch1951]

His dad is.

[@goldengamerex9611]

@@aramiskoch1951 *was

[@rachelthehomosapiens]

@@aramiskoch1951 is he, like, the intergalactic emperor of privileged nepotism babies?

[@captainacorn2088]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Bright’s chaos is like a form of therapy to him

[@Ammiad]

Jack is just the physical embodiment of "bro let his intrusive thoughts win"

[@sovietdoge.7369]

I feel really bad for everyone who has to deal with Dr. Bright's crap.

[@HopeLandis267]

I just started working with him I'm a level 4 researcher and I'm telling you I have NEVER NEVER met anyone so inconsiderate and dimwitted.

[@nxptne._.]

@@HopeLandis267 You know I see your comment right?

[@weegee_darthno4045]

I feel more bad for everyone who had to deal with AdminBright's crap

[@ElysionGear]

@@HopeLandis267 Request a transfer ASAP! I'll see if my grandfather can pull some strings. 😒

[@snakesstuff9077]

@@nxptne._. I also just started working at the scp foundation. YOU NEARLY KILLED ME WITH A DARN CHAINSAW CANNON!!!!!

[@eddy796]

Finding our bright is site director makes so much sense but also installed such a fear into me

[@TrensGemini]

Pretty reasonable limitations, except fish one. On this I totally agree with Jack.

[@ChanFenrir]

Fun Fact About Chainsaws: they were invented for speedy C Sections, and a chainsaw launcher HAS been made by the friendly burly fella that runs the Slingshot channel. He MUST know Bright

[@WubboxTechnologiesOffical]

19:28 HOLY THIS IS MY FAVOURITE “DR BRIGHT IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO” BECAUSE I LOVE STAR TREK

[@ieatroofing]

There needs to be a mobile task force whose sole purpose is to contain / resolve Dr Bright’s shenanigans and their effects.

[@ineffably_obsessed_1]

8:26 When he kicked the cat I fucking gasped 💀

[@thebluespider_lilly]

“Who let dr bright onto youtube unsupervised” Dr clef:HEHE THAT WAS ME

[@zyntkalla6761]

You might as well say SCP-689 is Doctor Bright's twin. They have a lot in common like they both can't die, and they both seem to have an infinity list. One can't seam to die and it doesn't matter what you throw at it. And the other can't seem to stay out of trouble. Mybe they are connected in someway, and they don't know it yet.And they both work together to make more problems for the foundation.

[@ZcattheNobody]

I like that the foundation doesn’t condone actual animal abuse.

[@o_o-037]

Dr Bright is not allowed to put hostile entities in SCP-914 on the settings 1:1, Fine, or Very Fine. This rule came as a result of various messages from different Universes, where alternate SCP foundations have suffered numerous XK-class End of the world Scenarios with few survivors, or Disruption class scenarios, reality shift scenarios, and dominance shift scenarios. All due to their Dr Brights conducting unauthorised tests with SCP-914. Anomalies which are forbidden to be used with SCP-914 under all circumstances include (but are not limited to): SCP-173, SCP-096, SCP-682, SCP-035, SCP-106, etc.

[@freddyfasthands8131]

Thanks for shortening this list from 296 to 29. 29 i can follow maybe, but some of those are too fun to not ignore

[@perhaps1131]

Dr Bright really said: if it’s not written, then it must be allowed

[@ThePuff18]

8:24 THE SHEER CHAOS IN HIS EYES

[@Sydney_Angelyt]

13:51 now that you're doing those hypothetical experiments, we need to see this become reality

[@RapterLover13]

Dr.Bright, “So I’m not allowed to have fun.” Everyone, “Yes!”

[@Flame86453]

Me an god slaps Jack Jack bro what the hell

[@danielgoodrich264]

11:32 Dr. Bright: The deed was performed by my malevolent doppleganger.

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

7:49 ITS THE LEGENDARY BLACK BEAST OF AAAAAAAAAGH

[@danielgoodrich264]

0:56 Dr. Bright: But chainsaws solve everything!!!

[@vibraniumpotato6493]

Lots of chores to do? *Chainsaw*

[@Momo_Kawashima]

This gives me an idea: Dr. Bright's medallion and 682. Alright so, you know about how nobody can kill the lizard. And you know how Bright's medallion can basically make anyone comatose if it touches you but does not stay in contact with you for a whole month? Here's the idea: take the lizard, distract it, bump it slightly with the medallion. The lizard doesn't become Bright but also becomes brain dead

[@zanderlimberakis6622]

One of the things he isn't allowed to do is use the medallion on 682. No, that isn't a joke, it's on the actual list of things he can't do.

[@Your_western_knight]

This list is the equivalent of “what the hell happened here”

[@ChelseaBrownBlatchford]

11:58, what if he says “FOR THE REPUBLIC!” Also these make me laugh so hard

[@elMemeroSupremo]

honestly anyway he says it its gonna be sci-fi. its either the horrors of 40k or the tragedy of the sw prequels

[@elMemeroSupremo]

dont get me wrong, im a fan of the 2

[@riannemanago8910]

Finally some list of all doctor bright is not allowed to do awesome as usual

[@everett.d.r]

4:23 ‘dr. daddy’ lmao

[@JustASillyReally]

XDD Amazing video, thank you for informing us :}

[@whatnotbutter7470]

9:54 a real slogan for the SCP foundation: we fight and ide in the dark, so other San live in the light… until the light kills them

[@TheGrimSleeper226]

Doctor bright is a mood

[@bedman3337]

They say the fisrt thing that goes out once a person becomes immortal is their humanity. Dr. Bright is literally the true statement of that. I truly believe he wasn't a sociopathic prankster with no regards for human live nor common sense when he was actually a normal person.

[@KyryloMudrokha]

Senior research: exists Dr.Bright: hippity hop, your big toe is gone.

[@brianwingert9895]

Yes and I don't know why

[@jacobhuff3748]

The SCP foundation is worried about Reality Benders creating the Beast of Aughhh. Imagine what would happen if the witch child created Rabbit of Caerbannog. Actually that might make a great cross test against 682 and seriously you didn't include the No Corporal Punishment rule. That is the most disturbing and funny rule for Dr. Bright and not because of Dr. Bright alone but because of his accomplice Dr. Rights.

[@michaelscott5450]

Look up SCP 682 VS SCP 524 YOU WILL GET THE THE ANSWER YOU SEEK... maybe

[@therespectabletim]

“Let’s use it on 682” that is absolutely hilarious LOL

[@ghost-py3cw]

18:49 bro took it personally

[@Starbean89]

This man is a menace to the SCP foundation and I am here for it

[@stuffedbrains]

4:38 “Safe class humanoid SCPs” *shows two Euclid SCPs*

[@Deoxyskian]

Well tbh The plague doctor is chill

[@jakemerchant950]

Hunter is a SPECIAL kind of 'done with your shit" here.

[@mystikyu4613]

12:49 engineer gaming moment

[@turtledude83]

Wait the last one is so funny now. "Hey, think fast!" * D-Class Catches Amulet * "Haha, I'm you now!" "Aren't we funny?" "We sure are!"

[@ankhmorporkgirl5317]

One could just imagine the chaos, if Dr Bright was allowed on Twitter. Oh, the mayhem! 😆

[@darkfairy9240]

Don't give him ideas. He reads the comments 😂

[@ankhmorporkgirl5317]

@@darkfairy9240 In that case. Let's just hope Dr Bright never learns that it's easy to take over or purchase Twitter... 🤫 The more, I think about it. I wouldn't it past him to pretend he's 'Elon Musk'. 😆😂

[@ProfAzimov]

​@@ankhmorporkgirl5317 Btw, do you notice the medallion on elon musk?

[@Nopal11-v5m]

That would cause Apocalypse!

[@AlfredEn]

"Throw D-class until it stops" is my favourite part of the video

[@AndorRadnai]

12:40 Because the last time he did it Dr. Clef was in earshot. And frankly, we were all horrified by the ensuing events.

[@_Cyber-]

The way he says "Throw D-class at it untill it stops" is quite funny lol

[@whostolztacookie4440]

At this point I'm surprised that they haven't started finding ways to kick him out of the universe.

[@dragon22214]

Cause like most geniuses when you can get them to focus it pays off

[@ThatDigitalArtistOnline]

He's useful for body swapping like the time he needed to help with the 4444 thing. And it worked so I think of any anomaly like that comes they may need him to body swap to something to help out and that's the only reason they haven't yet. Because I know they can kick him out because of some anomaly's they have that can do that. So I think that's why they still keep him there.

[@lkblondie8061]

I have a feeling he won't be used too much anymore as the admin behind the character has been banned.

[@jakethom2968]

14:00 wouldn't that be a great way to get rid of some of the most dangerous ones though?

[@DreadEnder]

Another thing dr bright is not allowed to do at the foundation: everything

[@hummer4833]

dr bright yelling FOR THE EMPEROR with a cannon that shoots chainsaws... the emperor would be proud

[@noahschaffer1848]

Is it just me, or is Dr. Bright one of the most funny SCP Foundation Worker

[@Flame86453]

He is